Farrah Abraham 2: Backdoored and more NEWS | Download | Video | Link | REACTION!
My opinion is. Farrah should get out of the porn, sex, and adult industry. I have had numerous conversations with adult film stars. And to be in that industry, you have to be mentally and emotionally ready to have your personal and private doings displayed in public like that. And Farrah doesn't have the heart for it! I am glad that she made her 1.5 Million dollars! But, she should really invest, and do something else! Maybe she can sell her own line of lip stick! She does have really pretty lips!
Anyway! I will post the link to part 2 below when it is available.
It will feature S&M style, bondage, 50 Shades of Grey type scenes. And no ANAL! So, they should have taken backdoored out of the title. Shame on you VIVID! Anyway, after watching the link that I provided, please comment below!
Love and Hip Hop Atlanta FIGHT | brawl | Season 3 | Joseline Hernandez VS. Shay reaction
So, TMZ is reporting that Joseline Hernandez, Shay and others have been allegedly involved in a brawl on the set of VH1's hit reality TV. show, Love and Hip Hop Atlanta! Season 3 didn't even air yet, and we are already seeing reports of fake violence!
I mean come on guys, its a reality tv. show. Don't get hypnotized!
K. Michelle of No New Friends and Love And Hip Hop to ADOPT A CHILD? - BETTER NOT!
So, the leaded of Wig Tang Clan, K. Michelle, revealed in a recent radio interview that she may be adopting soon. I thought that she was talking about a dog or a Gold Fish or something. I mean, K. Michelle doesn't seem like the motherly type. But come to find out, not only does Mrs. Ed have a child, she just may be adopting another one soon! And her son told her, oh Lord, please don't let it be a girl!
Wow! I guess he doesn't want a little K. Michelle mini me running around wearing wigs, fighting with everyone and singing Bustah Rhyme songs about Woo Ha's!
I personally would have been happy to hear that she had her tubes tied, her man had a vasectomy and she all around self sterilized. But then, I receive this bad news that this creep may have another child around it. My skin crawled!
What would she need another child for? Nothing about K. Michelle says that she is mentally in the right place to be having more children. This monster is out of her mind. We all know that she is insane and an attention whore, but sheesh! Why ruin a poor child's life! Do the right thing K. Michelle and get a puppy, or a doll or another imaginary friend. Not a human being! Children are not wigs, they are not accessories. Think before you leap. And besides, I'd think that the voices in your head were enough to keep you busy. Why not just name one of them?
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K. Michelle | LEAVES Love And Hip Hop | New show | No New Friends! | WILL FAIL!
Kimberly Michelle, the hair hatted demon from Love and Hip Hop Atlanta and most recently Love and Hip Hop New York Season 4. Will have her very own Ratchet Reality TV. show on VH1! Yep! It's true! The show will be titled "No New Friends", and the first episode will air Monday, February 10, 2014!
And you know that I will be watching and reviewing it!
And before the first episode airs, I will say this! Her show will fail! And she will be lucky if it even lasts for 2 seasons! Why you ask? Well, who really wants to see a country bumpkin, negative black woman stereotype with a horse mouth. Run around beating on people and putting it off on a man who allegedly upper cut her so hard that her wig fell off?
I know I for one will just watch it to laugh at her and not with her. I mean think about it.
VH1 is an extremely overly dramatic network, because it's under Violentcom, I mean VIACOM!
And Viacom is the type of company that loves a negative black stereotype such as K. Michelle.
But, with the Bad Girls Club and other negative competition. Added with the fact that K. Michelle's debut album only shit, I mean hit, number 2 *fart and shit plopping sounds FX* on the Billboard charts. Well...
how many fights can she get in and how many times can she talk about her stinking vagina to keep viewers interested in seeing this piece of trash?
I take that back, I just insulted trash! But, what do you think? Do you think that her crappy show will pop or flop?
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Did Diddy propose marriage to girlfriend Cassie on Instagram?
So did Tweeted out a picture of huge ring with a message to Cassie! Was he proposing marriage to her? Was it an engagement ring? Let's take a look at that huge rock and the message that he posted here.
His message to the model and musician read, iamdiddyBaby do you like it? I just want to get you wat you Like ! I just wanna Mk you smile :) #takeDat. !
As rich as Diddy is, it might just be a gift! What do you think?
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George Zimmerman | Wants to fight | @kanyewest | in a Boxing match!
It was recently reported that fake artist, real criminal, child killer and all around media spectacle George Zimmerman. Wants to box with someone in a "celebrity" boxing match for money! Rappers, The Game, and DMX have already stepped up for the challenge. And get this, even Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan's father wants to fight him as well. But George has his sights on the genius musician, visionary artist, and Living legend Kanye West.
Why? Because George Zimmerman claims to believe that Kanye goes after innocent people. And also, because Kanye punched an 18 year old recently who called his wife, the beautiful model, socialite and business mogul Kim Kardashian, a "nigger lover" and then threatened her life! So Kanye clocked him upside his head!
George of course feels that the racist, threatening thug, did nothing wrong! In his mind, threatening a woman's life and calling her nasty names is normal and acceptable. Just look at how he treats his ex wife, current pregnant girlfriend and his father in law!
He sympathizes with that young George Zimmerman in training because in reality, the kid who threatened Kimmy's life is a lot like Curious George.
Anyway, People want to see a fight go down between God and the Devil. And in Yeezus name, I pray that this stupidity doesn't happen. I can't be the only one that just wants Zimmerman to stay out of the spot light, go away and try to at least pretend to be a normal human being.
But then again, He is the same attention whore that took a picture a gun manufacturers building to celebrate getting away with killing a teenager.
I will update this story when the official match that he does accept is set up.
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WTF! | @iamerica_mena AND @cyn_santana MARRIED? Am I invited to the wedding?
Their has been a lot of talk recently about the greatest gay for pay actresses of all time getting married. Is this a publicity stunt? They will allegedly wed on their very own show! I don't see a ring on Cynthia Santana's fat finger! Who knows! Erica Mena is always up to something no good!
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Is @iamerica_mena Love and Hip Hop New York star Pregnant again?
Had to talk about this a quick sec.
So, not that long ago now. Love and Hip Hope New York superstar Erica Mena posted some instagram photo of a big pregnant belly. And then she began posting photo's of herself wearing a tight green dress and poking her stomach out.
According to her, she was just being goofy and trying to be funny. She claims to not have actually been pregnant and it was all a hoax.
In my opinion, it's like nothing is sacred to her. And she is desperate for attention. With her pretty self! But what do you think? Feel free to chime in!
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Love and Hip Hop New York star | @iamerica_mena and @cyn_santana | TV SHOW? | Rumor or truth?
Love and Hip Hop New York lesbian couple Erica Mena and Cyn Santana maybe being getting their very own face grabbing, forced kissing show on VH1!
Erica tweeted this message out on January 30. 2014. "So the "Rumor" around town is We getting our own show...... what ya think!
What I think is this.
If VH1 is handing out shows like this, they need to give me one too!
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WOW! | @iamerica_mena and @cyn_santana | KISS | Lesbian make out fest | on radio | @Hot97
So Erica Mena is at it again! Her and her possibly, probably fake girlfriend, super thick Cyn Santana, visited the legendary Hot97 FM, for an interview recently. And they couldn't keep their eyes, hands nor lips off of each other! The two that claim to be in love, probed each others mouths for Radio DJ's, Old man Ebro and Peter Rosenberg.
At approximately 14:08 into the video, you see them tongue shoveling each others throats! I mean, they're digging in like hungry school kids eating some good pizza! Remember pizza day at school? Yeah, just like that!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTkR8oUIqAw LOVE AND HIP HOP NEW YORK - NY - SEASON 4 - ERICA MENA AND CYN SANTANA MIGHT AS WELL PUT OUT A SEX TAPE AFTER THIS ONE THESE LESBIANS ARE GOING WILD! SORRY NOT ALLOWED TO POST NUDITY AND SEX FUCKING ETC. HERE - KISSING VIDEOS WITH GIRLS IS OKAY SO - HERE YOU GO
The Real Housewives of Atlanta | Season 6 | Episode 13 | Pillow Talk Or Pillow Fight Review | Recap | Opinion
After watching this show, I will be marrying a white woman!
The episode starts out with some bull dog faced bitch named Phaedra and her flamboyant homosexual, event planner, Dwight, who is wearing his Jungle Book jacket!
The two are planning a party for Phaedra's 6 month old baby Dylan, and the theme is a presidential inauguration. The event will be hosted at a huge estate!
The cost of renting the Mansion is $3850. The invitations are $2850.
They will also be having a champagne bar and caviar. So the cost of the caterer was $4200.
And finally, she wanted a presidential Flash Mob dance, with guys in black suits. Which cost an additional $4,000! For a grand total of $14,900! That's a Toyota!
And obviously the 50-75 guest that Phaedra calls herself entertaining are their for her ego and enjoyment! This party was not for that baby at all! If he is eating caviar and drinking champagne at his age, I need to hang out with him. I mean, she needs to be arrested and deported!
In our next scene, we visit Industry Studios. Cynthia is meeting up with her very black husband with a very white beard named Peter. And Peter's black face and white beard makes him look like a skunk to me! So, I nicked named him Peter Le Peu!
Come to find out, they share the same workspace. Which is funny because, I'd think that his big ass balls would need their own building or at least their own desk! You see Cynthia wont sleep with Peter because, the last time she laid down with that skunk looking mother fucker, it took her 30 tomato baths to get the scent off! Smart girl!
Anyway, Cynthia tells Peter that NeNe is throwing a couples event, where their will be pillow talk. Kind of like, Truth Or Dare for adults that never grew up!
She then informs Peter that some dark butt with red hair named Kandi, alleges that she knows some stuff about his past. So, Peter will bring this up during Nene's event. But he isn't worried about Kandi! Or, Little Red Riding Hood-Rat as I call her!
Cynthia warns him to be careful where he sprays his skunk juice so she tells him to go easy on the other bitches!
So, now we are catching up Kenya and her bald headed aunt Lori. who spilled Ramen noodles on her head
Kenya is finally ready as a 40 something year old women, to have children.
Stupid America bitches for you! She's knows dang well her eggs are stiff, boiled and rotten! If she does have a baby at her age, it's gonna have more defects than the first batch of PlayStation 4's! Can you say recall?
So, aunt Lori brings up a great point. their family is already screwed up. I mean Kenya's mother gave birth to her, and abandoned her ass in basket on a strangers doorstep. And Kenya's mind is all over the place like Kurt Cobain! So, the crazy bitch tells aunt Lori that may be bald as an eagle but she is so right!
Side note. Come to find out, like her mother, Kenya doesn't want any girls. how ironic.
So, she sits down with Dr. Thompson. A very black woman, with glittery green eye shadow on. I mean she looks like a leprechaun busted a nut in her eye!
Why would a darky think that she'd look good with that shit on?
Anyway, Dr. Thompson informs her that she has some good news and some bad news. The good news is that Kenya has normal hormone levels. The bad news is that her ovarian reserves are diminished. That's a fancy medical way of saying, a bitch aint got no eggs!
So, unless weird science can give her a baby. She'll have to rely on the Bible and the Magic of White Jesus! Yep, as Kenya stated, if God can give Sara, a fictional character in the Bible, a baby at the age of 90. Well, White Jesus can can come down on a cloud and hand her an immaculate conception baby.
Yeah keep praying Kenya! You're gonna need it!
Better find a Stork bitch! Should have been nice in your lifetime, maybe you'd find a real man instead of the Invisible Man over in Africa. I've heard racist jokes all my life about people being so black that you can't see them. Apparently it's true about Kenya's man!
So, the Doctor tells Kenya that her first option is to try and get pregnant by some guy with super sperm, but Method Man is in a relationship so, they aint gonna happen. The other option is donor eggs.
But Kenya wants to have a child with her own DNA. Yeah right! You better adopt! Why curse a baby with your raggedy genetics? And at your age, with your genes, that baby will come out with a horn on the top its head and mooing!
Anyway, Kenya begins talking with the Dr. about stupid ideas like having turkey basting parties, where a woman lays, back with her legs spread, and her friends come in with a bucket of sperm and super soaker water guns and shoot it up her canal! Sounds messy!
So Kenya decides that seeing that she loves sperm, visiting a sperm bank would be a great idea. she might have to make a withdrawal, and put her money where her mouth is!
And when she finds out that she can pick a sperm donor who went to Harvard, the stereotypical black gold digging bitch was sold on the idea!
Now were at the Kandi Factory.
And it's 9 weeks to the opening night of Kandi's play. She meets up with her manager Don Juan, who looks like the gay version of the rapper The Game. And for whatever reason her jobless fiance, Todd the opportunist. is there.
And the gay guy, Don Juan, who is obviously jealous of my boo thang Porsha, begins making fun of her. He starts imitating her singing Amazing Grace. Which is of course her signature song. And this clown claims to not like drama, yet he is sitting up there making fun of Porsha almighty! I'm gonna roast him good in a future review.
Moving along...
Kandi informs Todd that Cynthia said that he is a male gold digger, that would be better suited for Kenya.
And then she tells him about Nene's pajama party.
At first, the thought of Todd wearing his speedo and nipple tassels around a room full of adults disturbed him. But Kandi, being the bread winner in their relationship, told him that yes, he will in fact be coming! Yeah, she Son'd him!
So, now we are catching up with Kenya Moore and her gay friend Mr. Lawrence, and he forces people to call him Miss Lawrence. Because he likes to pretend that he is a female.
And as a pretentious little bald headed, high heeled shoe wearing, negative homosexual stereotype, he can barely get into the sperm bank door good, and he's at the front desk, asking the receptionist, Ms. Jill, a real woman. For some of the business's "spare lube" that may be laying around. He'd like some for his booty hole!
I mean, what type of pushy twink walks into a business, bald headed, wearing heels, and sporting the most annoying, nasally congested voice of all time and just asks people for lubricants for his anus? Devil!
And of course Kenya was rightfully embarrassed! And most people probably didn't catch something. He said that they have the best lube! WOW! So, he has been to the sperm bank before! He must have thought that it was a sperm bar, and he wanted to have a drink! You know, get cum drunk! Yeah, a gay dude knowing all about the lube at the sperm bank! I hope that he isn't a donor! Gays don't reproduce for a reason. So stay in your lane buddy! Keep driving the Hershey high way. No woman in her right mind is trying to inject herself with sperm that looks like gravy, if you know what I mean!
How you doin?
So, Lawrence and Kenya are sitting there in the lobby when a sperm donor walks by. And the show must have payed this funny looking, oddly shaped head having mother fucker! Because these two are pretending this man is paradise on legs!
And this broke ass man stood up there and told a flat out lie. Well several lies! Typical black guy. He claims that he wants to nut in as many cups as possible because he is the last of his family lineage and he is good looking. In reality, he is just broke and desperately needs that little $50 for cumming in a cup that he receives. Poor black guy with out a job.
So, now Sheridan of Xytex Corporation pops up and brings them to meet Michael.
CUM to find out, a cup of nut cost $475 per sample!
And they have open identity donors.
So the gold digger, Kenya, begins asking whether they have Michael Jordan or Obama's sperm there. Because like so many crazy black bitches, she is obsessed with idea of having a child with celebrity. Oh boy!
So, she has a list of qualities for her donor. He has to be funny, affectionate, well groomed, no body odor, over 6 feet four inches tall, handsome with full lips, a nice slender nose, and she'd prefer green eyes.
And this is why black bitches like Kenya will die single. HaHa. Nah but all jokes aside,. Peter has more sperm in 1 ball than that whole sperm bank has ever had since they opened! She could always let Peter make a baby with her. But she'd have to fuck Skunk man in Olympic pool!
In our next scene, it's time for Phaedra's party that she claims is for her baby.
Yeah, Dylan's fake Inauguration. That orangutang looking bitch will never give birth to a future president. Unless he's gonna be the president of, "mommy defending daddy in court LLC!"
Anyway, the party was alright I guess. Even though the thugged out white boy that Phaedra is married to, refused to dance with his fat wife. I don't blame him!
He saw her in that Black and white polka dot dress, looking like a fat black lady bug and wasn't hearing that.
So now we are at some fat man name NENE's house for this stupid adult slumber party. And he she has the same hair cut as Dennis the Menace.
Anyway, after everyone arrives, minus Kenya and her sidekick. A man and woman come through to serve the guests as half naked waiter and waitress. And I was like, ohh, that chick is hot! Then that cross dresser named NENE told her to twirl around and her ass looked like she sat on a barbed wire fence! She had dents, and cuts and all sorts of disgusting shit going on! God must hate her! Man, I swear light skin bitches stay losing! I'd still smash though!
So, NeNe the transtesticle is prancing around like a horse in heat. Showing off his outfit and being annoying. Thankfully a ball didn't fall out from beneath that dress! Anywho, NeNe announced that this event is about helping with the guests relationships. And they are going to play some questions and answers game.
So our gracious co-host, Princess Porsha passes out some cards to all of the guest.
And after a few questions are asked, Peter the Skunk has a card that reads, "Would you feel comfortable with your lover being bisexual?"
So, NeNe blurts out, "Porsha, that may be a question that you can answer!"
Really my man? It's like that NeNe? These tranny's are really getting out of hand nowadays! They have no respect for women!
Porsha being the high class, intelligent, poised and down right perfect Goddess that she is promptly responded to Caveman NeNe by saying, "I wouldn't be comfortable with my man being bi-sexual, or heterosexual, nothing. You need to be all about Porsha sexual if you're with me".
Wow! her own sister just sat there with a look on her face like, "is this bitch retarded?" I bet this bitch can't count from 1 to syrup! I can see me being married to this idiot now. If I hand her a Christmas gift, she'd be all crying and stuff and hugging me! And thanking me! Then she'd look me in the eye say, "that's the most beautiful box that anyone has ever given me!
But you know what. I don't care if Porsha is so stupid that she thought the Underground Railroad was a TV show hosted by Don Cornelius! I'd still wreck Porhsa like Paul Walker!
So Kenya Whore! I mean Kenya Moore pops up with her gay ass friend Brandon. And when Nene sees who it is at the door, she shuts the door in her face! Boy that transvestite Nene sure knows how to start a fight! And Kenya stays loosing. She can't have babies, her mom abandoned her and now Nene is shutting the door in her face. Poor thing! But, she can always jump off of a bridge I guess!
Anyway, Kenya looks hot of course, seeing that her looks are the 1 thing that she does have going for her. And he gay pet didn't even wash its paws before the little bitch started digging his paws in the food! I for one know that peoples eating habits express their etiquette in the bed room. For example, if a person eats sloppily, they eat sloppily! People who gulp down food, gulp down genitalia. And homos that don't wash their hands before eating, don't wash their butt before eating either. Just saying *snaps*
So come to find out me and Porsha are compatible as I thought because she doesn't want her man going to the strip club. Something that as of now, unless I was shooting a movie, music video etc. I'd never do. That's what poles in the bedroom are for. I guess losers who pay bitches to strip at the club don't know porn stars. Oh well, keep making it rain you fucking losers! LMAO! Anyway, back to the show.
So, Peter is very defensive about people not condoning strip clubs visits. He states that he loves the strip club, as well as Apollo the career criminal who married a lawyer because he always needs one, and Todd the opportunist goes as well. Because his next come up could be right there on stage!
He claims that the club isn't so much like a club but rather more like an office.
And that he would pay for his friend to get a lap dance, but Peter, a guy that only gets his dick wet in the shower, claims that he wont allow a woman to rub up on his skunk pole!
And I'm left thinking, that his stupid comments about not receiving lap dances is like when a guy claims to read playboy for the articles. I mean, Peter's balls are so full, it looks he has a bubble butt in the front of his pants. And this little stinker is gonna sit up their and lie and pretend that he wouldn't let a bitch sit on his lap at the mall whilst being dressed like Jet Black Santa Clause? Negro you lie!
Come to find out, Apollo the scam artist couldn't adopt a drug addiction or a gambling addiction like most losers, this guy has a strip club addiction. He has wasted $5,000 and even $8,000 in 1 night! You can start a record label with that. Or sponsor a Porsha for a month with $13,000.
In his defense, he said the same things to Ne Ne that I would have, you spend your money on shoes, it's my money! That's right Apollo Creed! Plus it's just money!
So NeNe calls out Kenya about the trash that she talked about Christopher and Natalie. And Christopher tells Kenya that he doesn't know what kind of medication that she is on . And Kenya, the ex model that has been reduced to being a reality TV spectacle, says that she is on the same medication that Christopher is on. Then she decides to hop up and approach Natalie talking shit!
So Chris, in a very respectful way, gently grabs Kenya's arm, and as he is calmly speaking to her. Kenya's gay pet Brandon, who has been fooled into thinking that he is Suge Knight because he is bald and brown and wearing all red. Decides to push Chris's hand away and start screaming like Banshee at him.
So, they start screaming about hands and touching.And I haven't seen black people so hyped up about hands and touching since Micheal Jackson had his sleepovers! Who besides me misses the 90's?
So anyway, Brandon is yelling at Chris and what not, and Peter the Skunk hops up, and starts spraying people with his skunk juice and jumps up in between them! When Chris got a sniff and a whiff of that skunk spray, he pushed Brandon back. And Brandon almost beat the moth balls out of Peter, just to get to Chris!
Then Apollo, the criminal, the animal himself hops up and pushes Brandon down on a couch and begins attacking him! Brandon must look like his old cell mate or something because he laid hands on him like a TV. preacher! Man, Reality TV. keeps light skinned people losing!
I wonder if this homo-cide, ass whooping will be considered to be a hate crime. Who knows? What I do know is that Chuck did the same thing that I would have done. HID! Damn right! I'm not getting scratched or beaten for reality TV!
And that was about it. The show will not air for 2 weeks! So that means that the January 26 2014 episode will not resume until February 9,2014! I will give "And this is why I'll be marrying a white woman" one more chance! Yeah, I'll watch and review episode 14 of season 6 of Real Housewives of Atlanta!
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Love and Hip Hop | New York | Season 4 | Episode 12 | FINALE | All Good Things | Review | Recap | Opinion
The episode starts out at the Dog Store in Midtown NYC.
We see Erica Mena walking into the store by herself. And I automatically think to myself. "Wow, it must be cleaning day for Cyn! But nah, when she walks in Cyn Santana is their holding a different bitch. I mean I've heard of "babies having babies". But this was the first time I saw a dog keep another dog as a pet! That's racist!
The crazy part about it is Erica refers to herself as the dogs, "daddy". So any women's rights groups who see this can shove up their asses! Because she called herself a bitch!
And what makes everything even crazier is that Cyn called Erica a "bad dad". So, that means that Cyn is also calling Erica a bad mother. Not my words Erica.
So the not so dynamic, dildo dueling duo are discussing that fight last week between Cyn and Rich. And Cynthia defends herself calling Rich corny by stating the fact that everybody calls Rich corny. Hell, even his mother calls him corny!
And Cyn brings up two valid points. #1 Rich acted like a psycho last week because Cyn is Erica's girl. And #2 it wasn't so much about being called., "corny" but rather the fact that she is his competition!
Also, she said that she is surprised that this thirsty idiot could be a good manager considering the fact that he flips out every time an artist does something that he doesn't like!
And in a nut shell, Cyn plans to be nice to Richard for now.
In our next scene, we visit. JeT'aime Shoes in Paramus New Jersey.
Yandy and Tara are shopping for shoes. And thank God Tara has on plenty of make up! I got sick watching last weeks episode! You see, in episode 11 Tara was coming back home from jogging. And she had on no make up, and her hair wasn't done and I just sat there for a minute like. "Is this another one of Peter's bitches?"
Thankfully she had mercy on my eyes, my stomach and my soul in this scene.
So Tara is telling Yandy that she is trying to move on from Peter's legendary pipe game! And Yandy, like all crappy black women has a BBA degree. A degree in Bad Bitch Advice!
She lied to Tara and tells her that she has it all together and that she would be every mans dream! Yeah every man with low to no standards! A 36 year old bad actress with 2 kids and enough emotional baggage to fill a landfill with. A crazy dirty feet ex boyfriend who is married, yet willing to climb through her window in the middle of the night.
And her being so scared of him that her and the kids have to move! And you put that with the fact that she has an ugly mutated face, with an old turkey neck, and an ass so flat that Miley Cyrus would point and laugh! And you're telling me that this is supposed to be the best that a man can do?
That's Black bitches for you! I will be moving to Japan! I already have my Kimono!
Yeah, Yandy is so delusional that she claims that Tara is smart, and beautiful! LMAO! Wow! The chick who committed adultery, raw and bragged about it on TV. that looks like a rat with a relaxer is the Queen of Sheeba? You gotta be kidding me! As matter of fact what does Tara spell backwards? A RAT!
So, the director of Yandy's movie. Noel Aka the big headed, gay beaver looking mother fucker in that cheap jacket! Thinks that Tara would be prefect for the role of Janelle. The drunk who throws herself at that loser on her couch. Yeah, she's playing herself! This is gonna be just like Eminem in 8 Mile. I spell an Oscar! An Oscar Meyer Peter Wiener! Only so much time until she needs her fix.
The best part of the scene is when Yandy told Tara that acting is a whole other baby! And Tara reaches in her purse for the plan B pills. And Yandy was like, no bitch! It's a figure of speech!
In our next scene we visit Taperia in Brooklyn.
Rich Dollaz meets up with Peter Tarzan Gunz and lets filthy feet know that he has been sleeping with Erica again. And that if she even comes close to breeching his contract with her he'll fuck her life up!
So, we leave Taperia, no were at Nick Cannons office in Midtown NYC with Peter Gunz and Nick Cannon himself! I personally love the crap out of Nick Cannon. I view myself as being a lot like Nick Cannon, mixed with a little Kanye West. Well, I mean, I'm broke, a little bit tacky, fat, retarded with 1 eye, and it's in the middle of my head. And no not my forehead. But the middle of the top of my head. I have to do a handstand just to read a book. Now, besides that, I am just like a mixture of Nick meets Kanye!
Anyway, Peter felt that talking to losers like Saigon the Magical Midget and Rich thirsty Dollaz, the alcoholic that chases coke heads around, was not yielding him the best advice. He said that he needed to speak to a hire power. I thought that he was talking about God, but nah, he was just talking about Nick Cannon!
Wait, I just noticed something. Their last names are Gunz and Canon!
This is the first time that black guys, Canon and Gunz were in the same room and no one died! Must have been filmed on Martin's birthday! Oh fuck you for saying that I told a joke about Martin Luther King's birthday! I wasn't talking about him, I was talking about Trayvon Martin! And this is how I lose subscribers! Anyway!
So, Mr. "I have more jobs that a Jamaican news paper". Mr. I am the reason why the Unemployment office stays open. Nick, I got all the jobs in the world Canon! Tells Peter that a man as poor as him needs a chick that he can manipulate. Or he'll end up broker than he already is. And he also tells Peter that Tara is ugly, she's past her expiration date as all women have one. Excluding Kris Jenner with her sexy ass! And that he needs to settle down with the girl whose mouth looks like she brushed her teeth with Grenades! Amina!
In the next scene, Saigon and Erica Jean are moving her stuff in to his house in what appears to be an empty SUV. I guess, all that she has is him! Aww, how adorable!
When the two hop into the SUV, Erica in the drivers seat and Saigon in the passenger side, on his booster seat. He lets Erica know that he isn't ready to completely settle down just yet. And that this is pretty much some indoor pussy to him!
Then he begins to lay down the rules. And unlike Peter Gunz 5 rules. Saigon only has 3! #1 Don't touch anything that's his that she sees in the refrigerator. #2 Don't take a nasty, stinking shit without opening a window, turning on the bathroom fan and spraying some air freshener. And #3 He should be able to bring home a woman for a threesome from time to time!
So, Saigon asks Erica whether or not she's ever been with a woman.
And besides that one Cuban Link Music video, from 2000, titled "Tellin Lies". Erica is not giving up any information about freaky past. After all, the thought of it brings back horrible memories, with a capitol whore! You see, she lost that tooth in the middle of her mouth eating pussy!
So, She pauses, and has to think for a minute. Because as a woman who is caught up in a conversation that she doesn't want to have, she has to dig deep to figure out a good enough lie. So the lie that she chooses is, " I don't know if I've ever BEEN with a woman". With extra emphasis on the word, "been".
Saigon knows women well enough to know that her awkward pause when he asked her that question means, yes! You see, Erica is trying a female mind trick on Saigon. By pretending that she doesn't know what he means by, "been" with a woman. If this subject ever comes up in a future conversation, she can always say, "well I thought you meant, been as in a committed relationship. I didn't know that you meant fucking!" She knew exactly what he meant.
Anyway, Saigon goes on to ask Erica about the potential of having a threesome. And Erica pretends to think that he is just joking. First of all, you've both been with women so, just tell him that you'll pick the girl.
She then had the nerve to say that Saigon is a good man. You know when he isn't throwing her bag and calling her a fake butt having bitch! And blaming her for making babies retarded.
Anyway, despite his request for newer and tighter vagina, for the sake of their child, Little B, she will try to make it work. I just wish that they'd admit that that baby is the product of a 1 night stand. How the hell do you plan to have baby with a stranger?
Yet when Erica mentions marriage. Saigon just smiles and says that he's delusional. Then sticks his head out of the window like a dog! She should have pushed his little ass out!
Now were at Purlieu in Queens!
Where we will be treated to an Erica Mena live performance! But, we have to catch up with Tahiry, and Rich Dollaz first. And Rashidah walks up wearing a big black coat. Thankfully security didn't mistake her for a Grizzly Bear and shoot her!
So Tahiry, the over the hill booty model, whose past her expiration date with the triple chin. Apologizes to Rashidah the transsexual, Mr's Potato head looking bitch, about being a fake friend who is more concerned with the ridiculous antics of her drug addicted, failed rapper ex boyfriend, Joe Budden. As opposed to catering to King Rashidah Ali's wedding, like a good plebeian.
Rashidah goes on to tell Tahiry that she feels that she is beautiful and smart. Two things that she is not. Anyway, besides those two alleged qualities, Rashidah drops the stink bomb that she is not cool with Tahiry being an ex booty model.
And I'm confused! Why was Rashidah ever her friend in the first place? I thought that Tahiry was the fake friend, looks like they're both as fake as their hair!
Two out of shape, bald headed women whose friendship was based of phoniness.
And Tahiry tells Rashidah that she needs to worry about the wedding, and bachelor party for him. And not what she does with her butt! And come to find out, Tahiry is proud of prostituting herself in magazines and music videos. She then foolishly, accidentally gave Rashidah some ammunition to shoot her down with with! She said that if she wanted to do Play Boy tomorrow. She'd do it!
And I thought that Rashidah was gonna tell her that she is too fat to do Playboy. But nope! She hit even lower below the belt than that. She told Tahiry that she support her doing Playboy because it is high class way to whore yourself. And the the places that Tahiry usually sells her body are lower class, gutter butt, low rent filth! And a man like Rashidah has its standards!
She then has the nerve to tell Tahiry that she is trying to teach Tahiry how to be someones wife and not some ones jerk off moment! Hmm, the whoredacity of some people. YEAH! Whore dacity! The audacity of a whore! Hmm, Cheddar cheese!
Anyway, then Tahiry states that Rashidah's fat tail is on a 60 day diet, and that the 60 day challenge is probably not working out too well for her. And maybe she just wishes that she could look like her in a thong! And I'm looking around like, Tahiry, you only look good in a thong after makeup and Photoshop. Stop using twerking as exercise, and go vegan, cut the junk food out and workout in the gym! You don't have the genetics to eat all them tortillas or whatever it is that your polluting yourself with! Anyway....
Rashidah tells her that she is a whore that people jerk off to, but will never marry! Jerk off to Tahiry? Well, I wont be marrying nor jerking off to such lower class trash! Tahiry disgusts me. She honestly has no redeeming qualities and the fact that she is proud of having no redeeming qualities makes my skin crawl. Oh well, at least she didn't have children with Down Low Joe.
The truth is that yes Tahiry is a whore. Yes, no man in his right mind would ever want to marry her. Yes Rashidah is fat and needs to lose weight. But then again, so does Tahiry! But fat black bitches always wanna call someone else fat. Pure comedy.
The worse part of this stupid argument is when Rashidah tells Tahiry that she drives a BMW and Tahiry drives a Jeep. Which is funny because BMW doesn't give a fuck about fat Black bitches like you Rashidah.You wouldn't be hired to be an extra in a BMW commercial. And I can't freaking stand black idiots that promote white companies as if they're getting a check or something. All that you did was bring their brand down by mentioning them.
Anyway. After some more unnecessary insults Tahiry leaves.
So, Rich and Rashidah Ali are sitting down talking. And Cyn Santana pops up wearing a fur vest. And she is trying her hardest to be Bourgeois and use words like, "cutey" and "gorge" which is short for gorgeous. Typical nasty hood rat trying to fit in. Her and that disgusting Erica Mean need to go shoot porn! They know they want to.
Anyway, Rashidah, jokes about robbing Cyn for her boots. And with all of the faces that she's cut, and all of the money that she's stolen, I wonder whether or not her fiance is Apollo from The Real Housewives of Atlanta!
Now, out of no where, and I mean no where! Erica pops up on stage to perform her new flop song, "Making a fool of herself all over the world". I mean, "Dancing All over The World!"
And she looks and sounds ridiculous! She has on this little cheap nasty looking belly shirt. That looks extremely outdated. I know that I saw Britney Spears wear something very similar, when she was relevant! I'm talking before she went bald, crazy and began attacking cars with umbrellas! So this was a long ass time ago!
And Erica has one talent! And that's Lip Synching! Yeah Erica might be Jennifer Nopez in the booth! And yeah, she might dance stiffer than Bruce Jenner's face, watching a scary movie. But she sure can Lip Synch! I guess all of that pussy eating payed off after all!
Rashidah the tacky fat man with a Blonde wig loved it. And Cynthia, the Master Splinter of hood rats was ecstatic! One of her fake breasts almost popped out and everything!
So, Cyn tells Rich that Erica is in a relationship and that he has done some disrespectful things. And that he needs to cut it out. And Rich the alcoholic stops sipping his drink to talk. And he says, "I don't get it. I'm trying to figure out how I violated anyone. A little kiss rape never hurt anybody! And if Erica chooses to have sausage over fish, then don't blame me! Blame your girl! Because your hoe chose me! She said I cum Chipotle"
Cyn who was a bit tipsy was confused at first, but then when she realized that J. No was cheating on her. She jumped out of her seat and ran to find Erica. I mean I haven't seen a fat Mexican move this fast since that night George shot Trayvon!
So Cyn gets back stage, finds Erica, and they art arguing. When Erica is confronted, she's stunned! I mean more stunned than that time she reached into her nightstand, in the dark, and thought she took out her vibrator, and accident pulled out the stun gun! I mean shocked for real for real!
And Erica attempts to run out of the room and like stall for time, instead of just talking with Cyn! So, Erica tries to go out of the room to find Rich, and Cyn pulled her back in the room and said that Erica was about to go out there and talk her shit, then defend Rich tomorrow, and basically manipulate the whole situation and keep the love triangle going! And Cyn is ready to move on! About time!
So when Erica leaves the room and confronts Rich, she lets him know that him ruining her dream night is foul. And asked him to just admit that he doesn't care so that she can stop caring as well!
At this point, Erica claims to be done with Rich, and lets him know that the drama is just too much for her. Rich claims that Erica not only keeps telling him that she loves him, she called him to hit it a couple of days ago!
So, Erica leaves Rich and goes to argue with Cyn. And in the middle of Erica and Cyn screaming at each other, Rich storms in the room and starts acting extra light skinned! He's pointing at Erica and screaming at her, and pointing at Cynthia and screaming at her. He calling them bitches and everything! To make it all worse, he threatens to leak nude photos of Erica Mena! LMAO! Wow! And I mean, it's not like that would hurt her career or anything. It would only help her actually. It would just merely introduce her to millions more people around the world. And I bet she looks fantastic naked!
So anyway! Erica is through with Rich using her. For the moment. We all know that he will be fucking her again! They have officially become the top story line of the show. They''ll be together in season 5. The scene ended off with that desperate and pathetic slut Erica claiming that Cyn and Rich can both go. Because she wants to be by herself! Yeah right heifer!
In our next scene. We visit Teqa in Murrary Hill NYC.
Were catching up with Peter Gunz and Amina Buddafly. Pretty much their conversation was the same old bull shit! And they are trying to figure out whether or not Peter is going to grow up. and live in the same house as his wife. like a normal couple. These two are pathetic! And if I hear that lispy bitch say the word, "husband" one more God Damn time! I don't care how pretty she is, or how talented she is, or how I'd beat it to saw dust! Her uttering the words, "my husband" drives me freaking crazy! Stop it already DAMMIT!
The other thing that nauseated me about this scene is Peters hat!
Peter Gunz hat looks like one of those old Nintendo video games. You know the cheap 8 bit game where you are controlling a space ship, and you have shoot the other space ships and aliens with those little dots? Yeah, just like that. Thankfully he only wore it once this season.
Now were at 5th avenue in Flat Iron NYC. Yandy a big black guy and a Jew woman are on a roof! And I am scarred for her because, the last time I saw a hook nose on a roof with a big black bull, he flew a kike! Yup he pushed her and her yamica right off the roof! Meshugana! And this why I don't allow my children around the Blacks! Especially the fat ones!
Anyway, Yandy-tard is running a fundraising event for a children's charity. And no, not for her kids! We all know that they aint got no daddy! I mean, even if he comes out of jail, his asshole is gonna look like Amina Buddafly's mouth! Hanging and crossing!
So just when the conversation about the charity was getting interesting. Yandy receives a call from Wolverine. I call him Wolverine because that's her EX Man! Surely Yandy will wise up and move on to my dick, I mean a better guy! Come on Yandy, you know that your cat is lonely, you know you want me to bust some nuts in that ass! I know by now that pussies so tight you can sharpen a pencil with it! Call me Yandy!
Anyway, Yandy loves charity, that's why she is with a guy that's in jail. Those Jordan's and porno films starring Aurora Jolie, are her top contributions.
So, anyway, Yandy told him to keep his mind right and his asshole tight! Because she doesn't want him coming out of jail with TBS, Tunnel Butt Syndrome!
So, now we visit Starlet's Gentleman's Club in Queens
Erica has to go motorboat Cynthia and convince her that all that she needs is her. This is of course after she said that both Cynthia and Rich could, "go"!
Erica claims that she is not still screwing Rich. And has the whore dacity to tell Cynthia that it was her night, and Cynthia and Richard ruined it for her.
And Cyn went the fuck off! She was yelling, and screaming and carrying on! I mean, you know how Latina's are. It was intense! She told Erica that she didn't ask to be in the relationship that they are in, and she's sick of Erica opening her legs all over the world!
Erica tries to do the infamous Mena face grab and hypnotize Cyn. But it didn't work! All of the I'm not trying to hurt you, look into my eyes, I swear I swears in the world. Just didn't work this time!
Forget all of that. I just wanna know this, seeing that Cynthia Santana has the biggest breast since the Statue of Liberty. When she is in that little Honda with her other 22 family members. I bet her cousin and them play David Cop A Feel!
I'll never forget that time in the 6th grade when those two little Puerto Rican boys told me that they would fuck their own sisters! Why? Because they said, "pussy has no face". I will never forget that! And yes, this actually did happen, no kidding.
So, now we are at Oz Studios
K. Michelle is getting prepared for the next leg of her tour. And she's singing about how you can't change a man, you can't force him to commit. You can't raise a man.
Tara and Yandy walk in, sit down and begin talking with her.
And Tara says that the more she listens to the album it's almost like K. Michelle wrote it for her, every single song.
Then Tara says, how does she now?
Well she knows because black bitches like you are all connected to the same brain! You think with your genitals. And for whatever reason, you religiously believe that the only way a man can satisfy you in the bed room, is if he is a loser in the areas of life that are actually important. Such as responsibility, kindness, attitude, temperament, compatibility. Nah, that shit doesn't matter now does it? What does K Michelle always talk about? Big penis's and her woo ha!
Stereotypical black bitches I tell ya!
Anyway, I found out something that I didn't know. Come to find out K. Michelle had a son. Wow, so Tara, Yandy and K. Michelle really are all "statistics"! MUHUHAHA! LMAO! WOOO! *Clears Throat*.
I know that may sound foul, but I don't give a fuck. These idiots chose to be with drug dealers, gun slingers, woman beaters, cheaters, and PETER! *Taras Voice*
Anyway, these black women who will never be married toast some alcohol to raising good sons. That wont grow up to to beat up and cheat on their women. And go to jail like their men did. Whatever bitches! You deserve it! You get what you pay for, you irresponsible dirt bags. I swear that black bitches like the 3 amighos (amigos) right here, are just gay. They dress up like drag queens and then get with men who aren't gonna be there, just to have R.I.P. conversations about them. And when I say R.I.P., I don't mean Rest In Peace, I mean Residing in Prison.
As long as theirs a single Asian woman alive. I have hope to have children.
Anyway, in our final scene. We got to see a little bit of what the the cast is currently up to.
First up is Yandy. Her story reminds me off that song we used to sing as kids, the one about kissing in a tree. Here is Yandy's version. Yandy and Mendecees, sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G. First came fucking, then came a baby, then came jail and now Yandy is pushing a baby carriage by her damn self! Wonder what Mendecees is doing, and whether or not his bowels are still working! I bet his butt hole is so big right now, when he farts it sounds like a tug boat.
Nah, but seriously! She still hasn't moved on yet! She needs to do whats best for her and the children. And find her a new man, one who isn't singing Akon songs about being Locked Up!
Anyway, Joe and Tahiry are still pretending to be broken up for now. And he is slowly but surely getting back into her good graces. I mean, after all, she is a whore who isn't getting any younger. And in all honesty, if Joe's music career was popping right now, she would have said yes to that proposal. I mean the chick is in her mid thirties with a double chin and an ass that needs a bra to stand up! EWWW! In all honesty. She can't do better than Budden. She really can't!
As for the fake lesbian, fake pop star. Erica Mena will continue to be a delusional whore. And continue to try and sing, which she will never be able to do. But as technology gets better, when the next generation of auto tune, or some other invention comes out. She will eventually have a, "hit record". I am sure of it. She'll suck and fuck the right producer one of these days. And get her a charted hit record! I have my BMI papers right next to me. When I become producer of the year next year, Mena is gonna give me that Chad Ocho Cinco. Yeah, that banging head!
Also, I love the cheap Gold dress that she's wearing in this scene, she looks like the Little Spermaid!
As for Erica Jean she's still working on her relationship with Saigon. Even if he is wearing a dead baby bear as a jacket. She still loves him! She just can't shake her big headed midget fetish. Oh well, at least she looked really nice in this scene.
Amina is still falling for Peter's lies. And he swears that it's for real this time. HA HA! YEAH RIGHT! So, he will be cheating and lying again. Just tune in next season.
And as for Tara, she's still single mothering it. Still a bad actress. Still irrelevant. And still has enough lines around that old ass neck to bring Whitney Houston back from the grave! Just to get a sniff! *Whitney voice* KISS MY ASS!
K. Michelle is headlining her first tour, and changing her hair every song, K Michelle has more (HAIR) here than a Rasheeda and Kirk conversation. And of course K Michelle still aint got no man! She needs to get with Bustah Rhymes! He can get her Woo Ha all in check!
And that was about it. Other than Cynthia Santana and Erica Mena saying, "NIGGA" more times than a Quentin Tarantino film. That was it!
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Love and Hip Hop | Season 4 | Episode 11 | Put A Ring On It | Review | Recap | Opinion
Warning! This episode annoyed me, I really didn't want to do this review. I hope that the next episode is much better. Moving along....
The episode starts out where it left off. At Time Square with Tahiry "my mom didn't give me a middle name", Jose and Joe "down low" Budden. Joe is proposing to Tahiry. While chewing gum! Some people can't walk and chew gum at the same time. Joe can say that when he was a young man, he chewed gum and proposed to an out of shape, over the hill booty model with a triple chin.
Despite persistent begging from Tahiry for Joe to not poop the question, he went ahead and asked her to marry him anyway!
And she let him know that she trust him as far as she can throw him! With Saigon's little ass arms! Which aint no where!
Joe lets Tahiry know that he tried, he did his part yada yada yada. In other words, he is trying to make her feel as if it's her fault that things didn't work out.
And even though she technically didn't utter the word, "no". He accepted her, "I don't trust you speech as a no."
In our next scene we visit OK Cigars in SoHo NYC. Peter, a man who survives on eating nothing but pussy! And his little bite sized friend, Saigon. Are meeting up outside of the cigar shop on a bench.
These two idiots are catching up on whats been going on in their lives recently. Such as, Tara showing up at the club, dressed like Miley Cyrus's stunt woman. And prancing around with her new sex toy, Aaron.
And Saigon, out of no where asks Peter about Amina Buddafly's sex game. And I can tell you this for sure, that chick fucks and sucks like a porn star. But you never ever tell your male friend some shit like that, so Peter plays it off and tells Saigon that in so many words, the sex is "fine". I for one know that, "fine" is code word for she gets down like Katja Kassin or Sasha Grey.
Seeing that Peter didn't take the bait for Saigon's intrusive question. Saigon attempts to lighten up the conversation with some Bull Shit about Germans making good porn. And to just look up GGG, or German Goo Girls if he doesn't believe him!. Yeah. So Saigon then tells Peter that he has the world in the palm of his fetus sized hand. Thanks to Google!
Then Saigon tells Peter, "I'm good on the internet. I'm even able to diagnose mental disabilities in babies" Yada yada yada. All the while, Peter just rolled his eyes and tells Saigon to move along and tell him what's new with him.
So, Saigon lets Peter know that the therapist said that his son Lil B needs to be stimulated more. Like taught something other than his dad calling his mom a fake butt, fake bag carrying whore. Apparently that doesn't constitute stimulation according to Dr. Chloe Carmichael. As for Saigon and Erica's relationship, they are getting to know each other better. Things such as, if you sit a cup on the floor Saigon can dunk a ball in it, and Erica can whistle Mozart through her gap! What a talented couple! No wonder the baby can build a house by using his head as a hammer, his mothers gap as a wrench and his daddy as a door stop!
Nah, I'm kidding. And no one cares about Saigon's life!He doesn't even re-watch his own scenes!
So now we are at a Hotel in SoHo NYC. It's Cynthia Santana's birthday. And she walks up in the building to find a trail of rose pedals that go all the way up a huge flight of stairs! And of course, Cynthia bent her big ass down, and picked up a few rose pedals to eat along the way!
When she done huffing and puffing her chubby flaps of meat, all the way up those 15 or so stairs. She greets Erica Mena with that infamous fake lesbian kiss. You know, the one where they grab each others faces? Yeah, that one!
Anyway, Erica either bought, or made Cynthia some outdated, really crappy, Dancing With The Stairs, dancer looking dress. It's almost a nude color and covered with cheap stones! Perfect for the average tacky Latina in your life!
Now the two whores are at Starlet's Gentleman's Club. Having the time of their lives! And Cyn is so happy to have a day off from thugging! She is away from her violent, crazy, piss smelling projects that she is usually confined to! She's so happy to not have to cut someone, or shoot anybody for a day! She's just happy to enjoy life for once! You know? Have a Happy Birthday with alcohol, a fake lesbian friend, ill fitting, poorly designed clothing, all on a staged reality TV. show! I wouldn't be surprised if it's not even her real birthday!
So, Erica lets Cyn know that this is just a taste, just a lick, just a peck kiss of whats to cum if she continues along with the soul selling! Cyn, then tells Erica that she will give her her afterlife, if Erica is loyal to her.
And after some more fake kissing and face grabbing, we move on.
Now were at Vinnie Style's in Brooklyn. Erica Mena is meeting up with her gay best friend and stylist AlBee. Al Bee damned if he isn't gay as fuck! Anyway she is so stressed out about her corny love triangle, that she is flaring her big old coke snorkeling nostrils!
So Erica let's gay Al know that she loves having Cynthia, the pussy eating attack bitch around! But AlBee tells her that as a homosexual, pussy is cool and all, but he knows from first hand and first lip experience dick is addicting! That's why dick is in the middle of the addiction! He then goes on to tell Erica that she knows damn well that she wants more of Rich Dollaz pale penis!
But enough of all of that. Here is where the episode finally gets good.
In our next scene, we are treated to the sound of a remote control car, Saigon is pulling up to Erica Jean and her daddies house and his toy car is almost out of bat trees, "battery's". So he undoes his seat belt and walks down the stairs on the side of his little car and steps out with a bouquet of flowers. Now, I don't know why a man meeting the father of his girlfriend would want to bring his potential daddy in law a fistful of flowers. But hey, It's Saigon! The guy with a degree in googling.
So, Saigon walks his oompa loompa sized ass up to the fence. He tries to be hood, and hop it! But he hit his head on some grass! Get's pissed, dust the dirt off of his shoulder and approaches the door. When he finally walks the 20 feet from the yard to the front door. Which took him about 2 hours. He rang the door bell with a stick, so he could reach it. Erica Opens the door. Nearly steps on him, says sorry. She then picks him up and brings him inside.
He tells her to not ask about the dirt on all over him. And then hands her the flowers and says, put these to the side. I need both of these little useless arms free in case I have to pull a Zimmerman, and whip your daddy's old crusty ass!
At this point, I thought that Erica's father was gonna pop up with a long flowing gray beard like them dudes in the Kung Fu films! I totally thought that he was gonna pop up in an Army fatigue, wearing a helmet and holding a baseball bat! But nah, he was just some old ass ninja wearing slippers and pajamas! How fucking disappointing.
So, Saigon and Daddy Jean finally meet. And before Saigon can even say, "hello". Erica's father says, "well, I can see that we have a lot in common. Young man. We both love my daughter, we both love my grand son, we both enjoy wearing cheap, outdated denim shirts. And neither one of us has a neck!"
So Head and Shoulders aka Saigon turns towards daddy Jean and says, "Yeah, everybody tells me that having no neck is a disability. Because when we eat, we don't swallow. We merely place food in our mouths and hold our head back! But hey, like I tell people, aint nothing like frustrating a Vampire. The look in their eyes when they figure out that they have nothing to bite is priceless! Oh and thank for inviting me to your no neck of the woods."
Anyway, So Robbie, Erica Jeans father, asks Saigon about how in the world he was able to get Erica pregnant at his size. And Saigon let him know that yes, he has fallen inside of her on multiple occasions. And the way that he got her pregnant was through a term he read on goggle called a splash conception!
*clears throat*
So, Saigon asks Robbie if its cool if his daughter and grandson move in with him. He told Saigon, "sure"! Then he told them, "I already have your shit packed!" Now Robbie can have Saigons mortal enemy, Joe Budden come over with Joe's dad, and they can bring the hoes! He then told Saigon to leave the way that he came in, the doggy door. Ripped his robe off in front of production and did a naked hand stand! While screaming, "I'M FREE!" "That annoying greedy bitch and that fucking hollering baby talking that DAH, DAH DAH, shit! All God damned day are finally gone!" Then he shaved his head, poured gasoline on all over his naked body, and exclaimed that he's the Anti Christ and set himself on fire. At least that's how I saw the it!
In our next scene we visit Amaze in Midtown NYC.
Erica is having a party for her 2nd book. Chronicles of a confirmed fake lesbian whore! I mean Chronicles of a confirmed Bachelorette. And the cover features a half naked Erica Mena, with a light skinned guy in the background with no shirt, on and a hot Latina on the floor holding onto Erica's hand. So, basically those people on the book with her are there to represent Richard Dollaz and Cynthia Santana!
So anyway, Rashidah is throwing this get together, and with her violent, cutting bouncers up and credit card number stealing, ultra grimy past, this wont turn out too well. Wherever Rashidah goes, weave, the scent of food and drama follows.
Anyway, Rich shows up because theirs free drinks! Rich is such an alcoholic that he can smell the alcohol in mouth wash..... with the cap on!
So, Erica, whose lips look like a crusty old woman's vagina, lets Rich know that he was foul for leaving her in that restaurant crying like a baby the other day. And basically, she needs him to kiss her ass so that she will stop playing hard to get, and stop humping her stuffed animal aka Cynthia. Because she's feeling Rich more than she's feeling Cyn because, latex dick is making her chafe down there!
And then she goes into this total bull shit speech. Where she is calling herself getting on Riches good side. She starts telling Rich what she thinks that he wants to hear.
And with that said, I am calling a timeout to say this. Women, when you are dealing with a man. Always tell him the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Women like to be lied to, not men. Women are delusional and not want to be told that they are fat, or look ridiculous and what not. Men on the other hand are attracted to honesty. The way to a woman's heart and vagina is through is deception. Not a mans. And I know that easily more than half of the women that read my blog and watch my videos wont take what I just said seriously. And will tell themselves that they just need to become better liars, but that is not the way to do things.
So anyway, she is completely bull shitting Rich, and telling him that she loves him, and how he is a big part of her life, yada yada yada. Erica is being extremely flirtatious and disrespectful. And this right here women, is why men don't want for their woman to have any contact with her ex. Anyway, Cyn walks up with perfect timing to catch Erica acting like herself, a slut.
And Cynthia is all like, damn. I might be chubby as hell and insecure as fuck! But I didn't come here to see the two of you acting like a couple. And Cyn lets Rich know that she wants to sit down and talk to him. At first, Rich was reluctant, as he made the infamous Jay z, "stink face". But he agrees to talk with Cynthia.
And Cynthia let Rich know that him kissing with Erica Mena was corny. Yada yada yada! The bitch said "corny" too many times to count! Rich just sat there looking drunk and crazy because, he wanted to say that Latina's are dumb and have small vocabularies. So, instead of sounding like a "racist', he just bit his tongue!
So, Erica pops up and plops her fake ass down in between these two.
And Cynthia let out the c word again! No, not Chiptole, she said, "corny" AGAIN! I am not sure of whether or not Richard was called corny when he was a child but, at this point he had enough and dude flipped the fuck out!
He went off on Cyn! He told her that she was fat and retarded, and a coke head. I'm shitting you! He told her that she was a bird, a mail order bride and that he lent Erica to her.
Most viewers probably didn't notice the little trick question that Cynthia threw in there, she asked Rich whether or not he was trying to hurt her feeling. Most people probably thought she said feelings, but she didn't, she said feeling. She has 1 feeling, and that's the feeling of being full after eating all of that food and pussy!
So, Erica told him to just leave! And When Rich gets up and walks out of the club. Erica follows him and out of no where. Rich jumps on Erica like a hungry lion and starts kissing all over her. I have never seen a man kiss rape a woman. But I guess Rich is an innovator!
In our next scene, Joe Budden hops off of a New Jersey transit bus and visits his mother, Faye. At her apartment in Jersey City New Jersey. And Faye has on the ugliest pink glasses of all time! But, I'll get back to her appearance in a later scene.
Joe tells Faye that basically, Tahiry said, "no" to marrying him. And that her words and actions don't match. And I feel bad for Budden. I can tell you this, Tahiry found a new guy, possibly at her movie shooting. And she just didn't tell Joe yet. Watch her pop up with some sucker, probably another sissy in season 5.
So, now were at Vella, at the Upper East Side of New York City.
Tara and Yandy are meeting up to have an average black woman conversation. "Girl my man is messed up!" "Girl my man is messed up too!"
Yandy, the fool sat up there and told Tara that she looked amazing when she was dressed like a trailer park Cheerleader the other night. Of course that ugly, insecure, mole faced bitch Tara took the bait.
These two idiots are supposed to be the upper echelon of black womanhood. They aren't bald headed, they went to school. They are well spoken and can financially take care of themselves and their children. Whoop dee doo!
Of all of the men in the world for them to chose from. Yandy laid down with a drug dealer who is being accused of being invovled with over 2 million dollars of drugs being trafficked, and or sold. And Tara is in a relationship with a habitual liar, cheater, felon with 7 children. And you wonder why I'm going to marry me a Korean chick? Oh and I forgot to mention. Tara started out as the other woman.
So anyway, this idiot Yandy has the nerve to say that her and Tara were forced into their situations. WOW! So, I guess they were forced at dick point! A dick to the head, and the command, "stick your legs up!" Then Yandy the retard took her stupidity to a whole new level when she said that their men have made them the women what they have become.
You know... statistics!
So, in a nut shell, Yandy admitted to the world that stupid black women that like no good men. Chose to be with these men because it's some sort of test or competition to see how much unnecessary punishment that a bitch can endure!
It's the Special Olympics for hair hats. It's like, getting your clit pierced, and putting a lighter, to the metal in your crotch! Anyway, Then she starts talking that stupid, "strong woman" shit.
Basically, these crazy bitches think that they are the "hero" if they are in a relationship with a loser. Because the credit from, raising a grown up baby man, taking care of the children while having a job, will go to them. And if they were to be with a decent man, he will steal her, "glory". So she can't be with a decent man because, being with a shitty one opens the door for her to receive credit for "saving the day". Wow, these are some twisted bitches!
Anyway, we leave that depressing scene, that made me feel sick and kind of pissed me off at the same time. To see some pure comedy! My favorite superhero show! Midget Man and the Gap-enator!
Yeah! We are at Saigon's toy box of an apartment in Nanuet New York!
Fabrizio Conte is shooting a music video with Saigon, Erica Jean and their baby.
The trio are seated at Saigon's table with food that he made with his easy bake oven!
What makes this scene so funny is that when the director says, "cut". Saigon awkwardly picks up his fork as if he is going to eat some of that disgusting looking slop. But he never takes a bite of that waste! They can't seriously have cooked that shit. Must have been left over food from you know whose gap.
So, Saigon is tired of Erica going home. He wants a permanent slumber party! With onsies and all! Saigon is lonely! Anyway, Erica thought about the whole her moving in thing and she thinks that it is a good idea! And I think she is down right Goofy! This asshole shoots a little no budget music video in his apartment and here she is ready to move in with him. The same little psycho, Chocolate Chucky, that just threw her bag and called her a fake butt bitch a few episode ago.
But she forgave him for that. She just has one request for Saigon, no more women. Saigon replies by saying that he'd rahter have a family, over having some ass. Then he says some bull shit about wanting his child to have a better life than he did. You know, growing up a little person, and with no parents to boot. And Erica just roles her eyes into the air and says "aww" to what he's saying. Ahem, and this is why I will be marrying an Asian woman. These, "black", chicks don't give a fuck about us. She was just like yeah, umm, no one cares Saigon.
Anyway so, now Saigon and Erica Jean are together, in a committed relationship. And Saigon said something that will go over most peoples heads, he said that he was in 2 relationships and he did not cheat. WOW! So, does he mean that he was in2 relationships in his whole lifetime? Or was he in a relationship with both of the mothers of his children, that are1 month apart at the same time?
Who knows!
The best part about this scene is when Saigon asks Erica to sleep with him.
He told her that his balls are heavier than Aliyah's airplane!
In the next scene, that sexy ass Amina Buddafly, who looks just like a Vulture, and that dirty Peter Gunz are in Jersey City New Jersey to check out an apartment. And while looking at a second bedroom, Peter's first thoughts were, "yeah, this could be a music studio". And the real estate agent, and Amina were thinking, that the room could be a nice nursery!
Pitiful Peter already has 7 children. So busting a nut in Amina and creating the 8th wonder isn't on his list of plans for the near future! Remember, Amina is supposed to be his "vacation" away from his normal life. And here Amina, his stress reliever is messing up his fun with baby talk.
Peter brings up an interesting point. He states that he has been having children non stop as if he is on a schedule. And his balls need a break! Sounds like he needs to switch places with Saigon. Hell, Saigon all ready eluded to wanting to fuck Amina anyway! Let him make the baby with Amina!
Anyway, come to find out, the mothers of Peters children were in this order. Gina, Erica, Tara and now Amina. And that ironically spells. GET A...
All he needs to do now is get with a Veronica, Adria, Sara, Emma, Cathy, Tonya, Octavia, Mary, and Yara. And that spells G.E.T. A. V.E.S.E.C.TO.M.Y. Yes, Peter should get a vasectomy.
So, Amina is ready to sign the paper work for the apartment and Peter is ready to run away! Peter is allgedly, team, no more babies. Well Peter. Go get the snip!
In the next scene, after about a week after Joe Budden's failure of an album, I mean failure of a marriage proposal!
Tahiry visits Joe's mother, Faye at her little cramped apartment in the projects! She's sitting on that nasty booger green couch! Looking like, baby shit mixed with mustard! Joe really needs to buy his mother a couch for Christmas! And Tahiry has this ridiculous head wrap on. Looking like a Genie in a 40oz bottle!
Faye has on a very interesting sweater, it's pink and nasty, and itchy looking. But I'll go lite on Faye because, she has yet to tick me off. So, I'll be nice with my critiques of her ugly sweater and them snakes on her head!
Anyway, Faye is basically trying to psychologically manipulate Tahiry into rethinking the, "no" that she gave Joe Budden about marriage! Wow lady! You wanna make this chick feel guilty? It's not like Tahiry is a good catch or anything. And I am not saying this because she is allegedly married to some other guy named Nicholas J. Brown, and the thing about her allegedly spreading Herpes like butter on a hot muffin! You didn't hear that from me!
Anyway, in a nut shell, she isn't sure of what she is going to do at this point
In our next scene our favorite fake lesbian and officially my favorite fake pop princess, is lip synching in the booth to a song that has been that's had more fine tuning that Joan Rivers face!
Anyway, I will have to record some music at Stadium Red in Harlem NYC. I mean. Any studio that can make a bitch whose singing voice sounds like Dolphins eating razors while swimming in gasoline, actually sound listenable. Well, anyone can sound good there.
Anyway, they are discussing the mess that happened where Rich nearly raped Erica at the launch of her second book. Rich had the nerve to say that his forced kisses were mutual and consensual. Tragic Mulatto. But Erica the slut loves the attention of course! So, she's cool with it!
Erica, with her ugly greenish yellowish eye shadow is just sitting up there in the studio on that mixing board, like queen slut! She's as happy as a hooker drowning in a sea of diamond studded dicks!
Anyway, after a tiny bit of convincing and couple pulls of Erica's delicate wrist. She sits her big fake butt on Riches lap. After a bunch of corny flirting, these two losers agree to keep annoying us.
In our final scene we visit Tara's apartment. Peter is standing outside waiting for her. She is jogging, returning home from a run. And when she arrives, sheis extremely embarrassed, because she doesn't have her face on! I mean, without make up, hair and wardrobe Tara looks worst that Felecia the crack head in Friday!
Peter is continuing to psychologically manipulate Tara, he claims that his relationship with Amina has cost him his family and his children. Yada Yada Yada, what a bunch of bull shit! They pretend to be broken up for now. And before I shit and throw up on myself, I have to go!
Tara, looks like an old, hungry homeless squirrel in this scene, and I just can't bare to talk about it anymore.
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