Black INK Crew - Season 2 - Episode 1 - Bitches fighting in front of kids and shit!
Black Ink, or as I like to call it, "Black Stink" aka, the Soap Opera without the soap! Is a show about a group of unruly and filthy looking, "blacks", for the most part from New York. They look like walking STD's and they draw scars on people, I mean they are tattoo artist. SAME SHIT!
Anyway, season 2 picks up right where the first season left off. We see tattoo artist, "O shit", and yes, that's his name. Because he is the fuck up of the group.
About to find out his fate involving him being in a car with a gun in it.
The gun is not his, but rather his friends! So hopefully her testimony will keep his ass in one piece!
Shit has been indited and his case will be going to trial! His daughter is in Texas, and he will miss his little princess! He will miss his butt hole even when he goes to jail and gets broken like a dry noodle!
Their will be no judge for this trial. Just 12 jurors. And he's hoping that they aren't the bitches from the Zimmerman case! Because if they are, then he is going to jail. And his asshole is gonna catch a point blank Zimmerman shot! BAM!
In the next scene we see the semi attractive (on a good day) Dutchess posing for her shoot in Ink magazine! I think it's for the cover? Anyway, whatever it's for, it's between her and another model to get it. So, hopefully that other person is Alexandra Esteves!
Cesare interrupts the photo shoot with a bouquet of flowers and asks his girlfriend Dutchess out on a date! How fucking cheesy!
Anyway, on to the next scene. O shit gets together with his family at a restaurant. And man! This dude should be a Mormon! He needs to move
to Utah because, this fool has more bitches than the dog pound! (WOOF)
When I say that he went to a restaurant with the family, I mean that he is there with one of the mothers of his children, the child they had together and her new man.
His "friend" who is most likely his new girlfriend or fuck buddy. And then the extra crazy mother of his other child is coming with their child as well!
When short bus shows up, she lets Mr. Shit know that the new girl has to go! NOW! .... After a brief commercial break....
So shit and his other "babies mother" are outside arguing about things outside!
All of a sudden...
with very confusing editing, we see this crazy woman run up in the restaurant. She proceeds to attack the new chick while she sits with her back turned!
All of this is going on with the children there!. Mother #1 snatches up the children and guards them like a momma bear is supposed to. While her new man and Mr. Shit break up the fiasco that is going on several feet away from them!
The new chick begins screaming at her attacker that she will kill her! The attacker replies, "Kill me, take me out of my misery". So with that said, the bitch is crazy and needs help.
In the next scene O shit is back at the tattoo shop talking with his co workers about the incident. They are laughing and making fun of the fact that when he gets out of a jail, he may have to wear a diaper to hold his prolapsed asshole in place!
Cesare and Dutchess walk in, and Dutches is acting like she runs the place!
Cesare feels that his employees lounging around, laughing and talking is not good for business. He wants them to be doing their duties, such as cleaning up the place. He feels taken advantage of and doesn't want crabs pulling him down! And that includes crabs from Dutchess.
Puma walks up in the shop and begins to have a poorly staged conversation with Cesare about an incident that happened not very long ago. He says that Cesare pushed him, and he was bleeding!
According to Cesare, this is what happened. So Puma was hanging out at the shop with some friends, and it sounds like it may have been some kind of party, or some sort of gathering. They had words with each other and Puma called him a bitch! So yes, Cesare did indeed get physical with him. Lame!
Anyway....
Dutchess attempts to manipulate Cesare into firing Puma and possibly Sassy so, we'll see how that goes.
Dutchess and Cesare are getting matching tattoos. Chess pieces on the backs of their hands. They perceive themselves as being the king and the queen. However, Cesare appears to be having second thoughts and teases Dutchess by stating that he will always be someones king. She isn't very happy about him saying that. Cesare gets the tattoo after all, and he loves it!
In the next scene, Puma is having an even at a place named, "community 54".
O shit shows up, and he is a bit upset with Puma because, Puma took a picture with Shit's arresting officer and posted it on the internet. Talk about branding!
Alexandra Estevez =o) and Sassy show up. And O shit is chasing Alexandra, and sniffing around like a puppy! He comes by her job, which is next door.
Thirsty as a whale in the desert!
Shit claims that Alexandria broke his heart and he also claims that he fucked her! She says that it is not true and she wants him to admit to everyone that it's a lie!
She admits to fucking Teddy but, in so many words calls shit a liar! Or a lying piece of shit!
My opinion? He aint shit! I believe her!
In the finals scene, Dutchess and Cesare are arguing. She feels that the company that he keeps, "his employees" are no good! No beuno!
They go back and forth for a while, arguing like two 15 year olds in their first relationship. "If you don't want to be with me, blah blah blah!"
They sound so immature! He needs to leave this bipolar nut case and get with Sassy! They are better suited for each other. Dutchess needs to go get with O shits crazy ex girlfriend that he had his son with.
End of episode!
Next week an ambulance shows up to take crazy Dutchess away, well hopefully!
According to the little preview, their appears to be an altercation between Cesare and Dutchess. I hate to say it but, she needs meds!
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