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Showing posts with label MUSICIANS. Show all posts

Monday, February 2, 2015

Lady GaGa ILLUMINATI princess secret weapon in hit making! Magical piano! Possessed instrument!

Lady GaGa ILLUMINATI princess secret weapon in hit making! Magical piano! Possessed instrument!






The beautiful singer, songwriter and genius the world knows as "Lady GaGa", posted a cute little picture of herself on Instagram recently. Momma Monster is hanging out at her piano, looking ultra cool in her selfie. Here's what she said in the caption!

"I love her. My piano. play the sh*t outta her."

(Source link)
http://instagram.com/p/xsvG7ZpFA5/?modal=true

Sounds pretty innocuous right? Well, lets review Ms. GaGa for a second here!
She's gorgeous, ultra talented, has a great voice, and shes an amazing musician!

I'm gonna go out  on a limb here and say GaGa's piano is possessed with the spirits
of deceased musicians! And that's how she stays so powerful, rich, beautiful and seemingly
talented!

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Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Blac Chyna | mother of Tyga's child blows $10,000 of child support payments on strippers in Los Angeles! EX Stripper makes it rain!

Blac Chyna | mother of Tyga's child blows $10,000 of child support payments on strippers in Los Angeles! EX Stripper makes it rain!





(Source)
http://www.tmz.com/2015/01/21/blac-chyna-strip-club-video-paid-ace-of-diamonds/

TMZ recently released a video of Blac Chyna making it rain on strippers at LA's own,
"Ace of Diamonds" Gentlemen's Club. Chyna reportedly squandered $10,000 in child support payments, I mean, cash, on the dancers! 10k in cash!

No word of whether or not she slid an EBT card down anyone's crack!
I know I sure would have! I still have $1.50 from last month!
Just kidding!

Anyway!

She was reportedly payed an appearance fee, so maybe some of the money she swamp washed with stripper sweat came out of the 10 g's!

All I know s, black folks clubbing is boring, corny, old, played out and needs to be done away with!
Own businesses, hire brown people, make and save money. REPEAT THE PROCESS!

Just my opinion!

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Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Chris Light Brown fail tweet! Singer compares himself to Michael Jackson & James Brown! Caves & deletes the tweet!

Chris Light Brown fail tweet! Singer compares himself to Michael Jackson & James Brown! Caves & deletes the tweet!










America's favorite yellow fellow, Pop singer and master of dance, Chris Light Brown, posted out a series of tweets that could only be described as sheer foolish! Then again, maybe he was under the influence of something! Don't ask me what, because it must have been so strong, I haven't heard of it yet and it so it must be new!

Anyway, here's the controversial tweets Chris Brown shitted out on Twitter! (Should be called shitter!)

Here's what he said! "I WILL BE THE GREATEST!"

"When knowledge speaks wisdom listens".

And finally, possibly the dumbest thing he has ever said in his entire career!

"JAMES BROWN, MICHAEL JACKSON, CHRIS BROWN. In that order."


You know what Christopher brown? Wisdom should have told you not to post this foolishness!
In fact, you should roll yourself around in a wheel chair all day long! That way, no one has to tell
you to, "take a seat" because you'll already be seated! Where's Tanya Harding when we need her?

However, you are forgiven, because when the heat from the backlash came your way, you were wise enough to delete that bull shit message!

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Whitney Houston "I'm Every Woman" song lyrics prove she was an ILLUMINATI SATANIC WITCH! Chaka Khan too!

Whitney Houston "I'm Every Woman" song lyrics prove she was an ILLUMINATI SATANIC WITCH! Chaka Khan too!







The woman in the Photo above is singer Chaka Khan. The original performer of "I'm Every Woman".
Chaka Khan - "Come to My House" (Album cover art) boldly displays an Occultic hand symbol.

Before I explain the hidden meaning behind the lyrics from the song at hand, I just wanted to say, I know Nickolas Ashford and Valerie Simpson are the credited song writers for the track.

But I AM sure Chaka Khan and Whitney Houston both knew the hidden meaning of the lyrics.

While most listeners believe they're listening to a mere Pop, R&B record, I'm everyone woman is an Occult anthem for those in the know. The song speaks of sorcery, and how women are divine Goddesses with magic running through their veins. The song boasts  how the singer can read minds, cast spells, disappear and create things with her magical powers. In other words, she's singing about being a sorceress!

The track also teaches  you that this power is not unique because it's something that all women, regardless of age, race, ethnicity, social economical status etc. can do at will. Mother, Maiden and Crone can all rejoice in the ability to control the forces of life, death and manipulate matter with the powers vested within her.

(Lyrics Source)
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/w/whitney+houston/im+every+woman_20146354.html

The words in red below are the lyrics, and the words in black are my explanations for these controversial lyrics!

Lets decode the first verse lyrics.
"I can cast a spell, of secrets you can tell"

Spell Casting is probably the first thing that comes to mind when you think about witches. This opening line pretty much sets the tone for the record.

The Secrets the song is speaking about are the secrets of witchcraft. You are sworn under oath, with the penalty of death looming over your head as the consequence when you join some Secret Societies.

 In fact, the gang known as the "Free Masons" have to swear a blood curdling oath, confession and verbal agreement against their own life! And they're fully aware they will face the penalty of death for revealing their secrets to the uninitiated or the "profane" as they so eloquently put it. They're are many different torturous murder methods these thugs use to punish traitors and "snitches"! And no, they are not playing!

Just check out the words a Master Mason must swear to in order to reach the next "level" during their gang initiation.

“Binding myself under no less a penalty than that of having my body severed in two, my bowels taken from thence and burned to ashes, the ashes scattered to the four winds of heaven, so that no more trace or remembrance may be had of so vile and perjured a wretch as I, should I ever knowingly or willingly violate this my solemn obligation as a Master Mason. So help me God, and keep me steadfast in the due performance of the same.” 

But the illegal, immoral and distasteful threats don't stop there! Freemasons also have to swear they are willing to have their throats slashed, tongues ripped out and they even pledge to have their heart ripped out then fed to animals.

Now, how extreme, ridiculous and profane is that?

"Mix a special brew, put fire inside of you."

At times witches make brews, elixirs or potions for healing, love spells, prosperity and finance spells, anecdotes, reversal spells, spiritual protection spells and for an unlimited amount of other purposes.
In this case, these lyrics bare reference to using a Special Brew to win over a persons heart. So this is all about a love spell right here. And this love spell is being cast on the listener.

The fire this song is lighting inside of you is symbolic of a spiritual awakening, a rebirth, renewal, or new beginnings. And whether women realize it or not, these song lyrics were crafted for the purpose of igniting a fire in you that would make you embrace your inner witch!

Fire is also symbolic of cleansing, or preparing a person or object for new information and energies.
It's all about doing away with the old to make way for the new and improved.

"Anytime you feel danger or fear,
Then instantly I will appear 'cause"

Time traveling is a taboo subject, unless you believe in the John Titor story. The act of appearing out of a puff of smoke, or at the twinkling of an eye is something straight out of the movies in the minds of most Americans. And in no way shape or form a reality based feat. However, the movies had to get it from somewhere!

Hocus Pocus! Magicians, ninjas and occultist can be seen in Hollywood films appearing and disappearing in a puff of smoke! Which seemingly brings forth form, or life, or can taketh it away.
Which is essentially symbolic of the power of the son.



Second verse Lyrics decoded.
The second verse continues where the first verse ended.

"I can sense your needs
Like rain unto the seeds."

 She can appear then guide you, or give you help when you are in fear!
All you have to do is call on her. In other words, she is deifying herself.

A psychic, mystic or an occultist will perform rituals to develop their ability to sense things.
Whether they're developing their ability to feel out a person, or particular situation, or to gain the ability to have psychic premonitions etc. this important instinct of just knowing, can be the difference between life or death.

In the Occultic world, this ability is called "clairsentience". The ability to know through feeling.
And this song is telling you, she is a Goddess that knows everything.

"I can make a rhyme of confusion in your mind."


This statement is a subliminal message and a confession in itself. Because this whole song is a rhyme that has confused, and manipulated people into believing they are listening to a mere song about women, feminism and female empowerment. In reality, it's a script, a formula, a blueprint and an introduction into the occult and sex Magick.

The Bible says their is power in the tongue. In older movies and TV. shows, actors portrayed characters who were so intune with their Occultic powers, they could open caves by merely uttering words such as "Abracadabra" and "Hocus Pocus"!

This line is very interesting because it's a blatant example of occult powers being used for divisive means! Using rhymes and words in general to harm, manipulate and force your will on others in considered to be "black magick". So be careful when listening to music, including Gospel music, just because Gospel is said to be the "God's Spell" or the "Good Spell" doesn't mean it always is!

Spell casting via poetry and speeches to manipulate and control a persons mind is very common.

Hypnotist, auctioneers, Politicians, spoken word poets and even preachers use verbal techniques straight of a Neuro Linguistic Programming manual. And they use these means of implanting information to sway people their way all of the time. NLP is a mind game to these people.


"And when it comes back to some good old-fashioned love,
I've got it, I've got it, I've got it, got it, baby"

Most people understand what "good old fashion love bares reference to. Sex of course!
But these lyrics are not merely talking about two people copulating the "normal" way.

This song is talking about Tantra! And some practitioners of Tantric Sex Magick believe they can use sexuality to create reality. At the point of ejaculation or at the peak of an orgasm, the chi, ki, or pranic energy, is said to be the life force behind manifestation!

The same way you can bring forth a life,  via a woman's womb, many occultist believe you can make things materialize in a physical form or state by using prana while orgasming. Everything from money, to the ability to heal an injured or sick person, to casting a demon or even creating a spiritual servant known as a Golem in Kaballah Folklore.



The chorus and hook for I'm ever woman informs women they are "born this way".
In other words, a woman is a natural born witch!
"I'm every woman, it's all in me.
Anything you want done, baby, I'll do it naturally."

All in me? She can do it naturally? What does that even mean?

Well it means she can manifest or bring things into existence effortlessly. without constraint or struggle. as easy as breathing. A woman's Yoni, or vagina is used to bring forth a creation of life.
But every woman according to this song can do anything because she is a woman and has the ability to draw what is in her, out of her.

To sum it up in one word, she can Educo. The Latin word Educo means to bring forth something. And educo is where the word "education" comes from.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/educo


At the end of the song Whitney says.
"I can read your thoughts right now"

This statement bares reference to seeing beyond a persons physical eyes sight.

For example Remote Viewing is the ability to see beyond where you are physically. You can literally be in one location, and use your Ajna, or third eye to see an event take place elsewhere via the Akashic Records or Morphic Resonates. The Christians would know this one under the name the "Book of Life". Essentially, the Akashic Records is a recording of everything that has happened, is happening and will happen, including every single thought. Because thoughts are made of energy.

And sense everything, physical, mental and metaphysical is said to be energy, and energy retains memory and energy never dies, mind reading can be used against anyone, at any time in history, whether they are here or not!

In other words, everything that you are experiencing now has already happened. And existence itself is an after thought, if that makes any sense. And some also believe that time doesn't exist at all and it's a mere illusion. But anyway!

Mind Reading for a true occultist can be achieved by tapping into the Akashic Records while meditating, Astrally traveling, or remotely viewing the information. And if you think I'm just making this up, the US Army has spent millions of your tax dollars on training remote viewers!

Some people believe our thoughts are visible above our heads. Hence the thought bubbles in comic books and newspapers. If you've never hard that before, I bet you wont look at Charlie Brown the same again!


Anyway, that's enough about the occult and magic for the day. I will leave you with this parting thought. I probably should do a separate video and blog about this particular subject, and probably will some day when I have the time!

The hand symbol Chaka Khan is making in that picture is not just used in witchcraft. In the Japanese Martial Art known as "Ninjitsu", this Mudra, or hand posture is called, "ZAI". And it's one of the "9 cuts" or "Kuji Kiri" in the art of Ninjitsu.

When ninjas make this hand symbol, they use it to Control of the Elements of nature. In the world of High Magic  it's used to control your own mind, focus and manifest.

It's a pyramid. Pyra = fire and Mid = middle. The fire in the middle. The same symbol used for the Solar Chakra or Manipura. The Lustrous Gem. And the third Chakra is all about taking action, self power and will. Or as Aleister Crowley would call it "Thelema".

With that all said, Abrahadabra! The Great work is finished! So Mote It Be!

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Thursday, January 1, 2015

Kim Kardashian reveals a SECRET! Find out her favorite Kanye West song! Makes her cry every time she hears it!

Kim Kardashian reveals a SECRET! Find out her favorite Kanye West song! Makes her cry every time she hears it!













Beautiful model, actress, entrepreneur and reality TV star, Kim Kardashian, recently revealed a secret to the entire planet! She posted a couple of messages to her twitter account letting the world know what her favorite Kanye West song of all time is.

"Only One" by Kanye West featuring Paul McCartney of The Beatles is her favorite Yeezus song!

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PURCHASE ONLY ONE RIGHT HERE ON ITUNES!
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/id955053780?i=955053781


Kimberly Michelle (K. Michelle) | Big sexy ass in tight blue jeans! | Love and Hip Hop Atlanta star | Huge BUTT!

Kimberly Michelle (K. Michelle) | Big sexy ass in tight blue jeans! | Love and Hip Hop Atlanta star | Huge BUTT!








This photo right here was posted on K. Michelle's Instagram page.

Why?

Because she just wants to show men like me her onion, to make us cry!

Well, you owe me a box of Kleenex Kimberly! And not for my eyes either!

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Monday, September 15, 2014

Alicia Keys - We are here music video! Shes wearing her signature braids again! "We are here for all of us!"

Alicia Keys - We are here music video! Shes wearing her signature braids again! "We are here for all of us!"






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrKmDgk8Edg


You can't download her new single for free. But I will place an ITUNES link when it is available for purchase! And I will post the lyrics below when they are available as well!

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Friday, July 18, 2014

ILL MIND OF HOPSIN 7 Review! ILLUMINATI destroying Hopsins mind! Still better than wack rapper EMINEM!

ILL MIND OF HOPSIN 7 Review! ILLUMINATI destroying Hopsins mind! Still better than wack rapper EMINEM!









The Panorama California born, lyrical Phenomenon known as Hopsin, released part 7 of his world famous, "Ill Mind" series of rap music videos! Hop was born on July 18, and he turned 29 today, so the video may have been a gift from himself to himself!

And anyone who is a fan of Hopsin, especially of the ILLMIND series knows that you're in for a thought provoking treat. In this installment in the never ending drama, Hopsin tackles his thoughts on religion, God and his relationship with the Almighty!

The music video begins with Hopsin walking on what appears to be a beach, designed to look like a desert! And Hopsin is looking hot and bothered! Talking about his life, his beliefs, losing his faith in Christianity, sins, regrets and depression. Throughout out the song he is speaking aggressively to God and demanding answers.

In my opinion the best part of the song is when Hopsin dishes out these scorching hot lyrics!

"I hate the fact that I have to believe.
You haven't been chatting with me like you did Adam and Eve.
And I ain't seen no fucking snake unravel from trees.
With an apple to eat. That shit never happens to me!
I don't know if you do or don't exist, its driving me crazy.
Send your condolences. This is me reaches to you so don't forget.
If hell is truly a pit of fire. and I get thrown in it.
I'm ma probably regret the fact that I ever wrote this shit!
My gut feeling says it's all fake.
I hate to say it, but fuck it, shit I don lost faith"

So many of us have been in the same position, were we question our faith and have to reevaluate our beliefs! So, Kudos to Hopsin for letting us into his Ill Mind! You have to see the video in it's entirety for yourself. (posted below)

Before you watch it, I just had to say this! Hopsin my have been inspired by the wackest rapper of all time, AKA Eminem. But Eminem is a joke and a clown. Hopsin is the future. Slim Shady is a disgusting stain on music! He always was and always will be and Marshal Mathers aka Eminem, is the new male version of Iggy Azalea, irrelevant and should retire immediately! Bye bye Elvis 2.0!

So! Did the Illuminati mess up Hopsins mind, and now they have searching for Jesus in the desert?
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Tuesday, July 8, 2014

ICEJJFISH debut Album News! "Miracle" is Coming July 30, 2014! "On The Floor Singer" about to go platinum!

ICEJJFISH debut Album News! "Miracle" is Coming July 30, 2014! "On The Floor Singer" about to go platinum!







The God of R&B is debuting his first album on July 30, 2014! Yes! The ICEJJFISH album titled, "Miracle" will be released this month! Shout out to (@JayJaquia) for the amazing album cover! Daniel Mccloyd, stage name ICEJJFISH, has the greatest album cover of all time! This genius and musical prodigy has his face placed upon angel wings, flying in what appears to be heaven. Where he watches down upon us. And of course he has a Halo placed on top of his!

But enough about his album cover!

The extremely talented writer, dancer and singer released the first single from the album on his YouTube channel. (Video below)

The song is titled "No Feelings"! And is Angelic voice sounds better than ever!

On the song, *snaps* Fish is singing his heart out about how a woman he once dated left him feeling numb and without feeling. He shares intimate details in the tune about how she
how did him wrong! She did him dirty! Yet he has moved on to find success without her!
And is doing much better!

The track is produced by an underground music producer known as, "Head Shots!"
And I'm sure that people will be shooting themselves in the head when they hear this album!

https://www.youtube.com/user/headshotsvol7/videos

The lyrics for "No Feelings" are so well written, so introspective, so creative and expressive, that ICEJJFISH must have joined the Illuminati, and invoked the spirit of William Shakespeare, and used his energy to Ghost Write the track for him!

I mean, just listen to the chorus!
"You! You the reason, You the reason I ain't got no feelings bitch! You the reason why my money's stacking up to the ceiling bitch! You the reason why I'm over here making a killing bitch! You the reason , you the reason I ain't got no feelings bitch!"

OH MY GOD! Greatest song of all time! I didn't think that ICEJJGOD, I mean ICEJJFISH could ever make a song better than On The Floor!

http://meetmagazine.blogspot.com/2014/02/icejjfish-on-floor-official-music-video.html



As I said in an earlier video, I'd love to hear Fish collaborate with the greatest female singer of our time, Miranda Sings 08!

Anyway! Just remember this, Jesus may have died, but God gave us ICEJJFISH! And honestly, Fish is an up grade! In fact in the Bible when it said that Yehoshua fed 5,000 people with 2 fish, the Good Book was baring reference to the food from thought that was obtained from two ICEJJFISH songs! Thank God, Satan and the Mailman for ICEJJFISH!


Please enjoy Mr. Handsome's song below! "No Feelings!"




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Thursday, July 3, 2014

Beyonce EXPOSED! Animal Cruelty! Illuminati Clothing Line!

Beyonce EXPOSED! Animal Cruelty! Illuminati Clothing Line!










In this photo from her Instagram account, Illuminati puppet, Beyonce Knowles, proudly displays her dead animal on her back! The Pop Icon disturbed the BeJesus out of her fans by wearing the slain animal which appears to be a large Giraffe! And get this! The Giraffe was so big, that after being slaughtered and made into a hooded sweatshirt, their was enough material to cover Beyonce shapely buttocks!

Their is no word of whether or not Beyonce hunted and Killed the Giraffe herself, which the internet has affectionately named, "Jeffery".

However, their have been rumors on blogs and websites that claim, Beyonce accidentally killed him with her breath!

Another website claims that Jay z went to his old home, the zoo, and got into a Camel versus Giraffe sparring match over a patch of leaves they both wanted to eat! And after about 30 minutes of fighting and farting, Jay finally won by blowing a kiss, which blew off the back of the Giraffes head!

PETA were not available to respond. But if she wears that Giraffe jacket or (Giraffette!) as the internet has dubbed the garment, in public, PETA will possibly throw paint on her and call her a murderer! And rightfully so! Heifer!


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Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Stevie J arrested! Behind 1 Million dollars in child support! Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Season 3 NEWS!

Stevie J arrested! Behind 1 Million dollars in child support! Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Season 3 NEWS!








Legendary music producer, R&B singer and reality TV. star, Steven Jordan,  Stevie J for short, has been arrested in Georgia for owing over 1 million plus dollars in child support payments!
Or Gold Digger payments as I like to call them!

According to his leaked documents, Stevie stopped paying child support all the way back in 1999 which caused his child support debts to rise to just over 1 millions dollars!

According to documents, Stevie J. owed $1,158,391.00! And that was over a year ago! No word yet on whether or not he's had more payments added to his bill! Check out the pictures of the documents for yourself below!







TMZ posted an actual video of Stevie J being arrested at his mansion in Atlanta Georgia!
The same one that was featured in the premiere episode of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Season 3.
And Stevie let the viewers know when we got our first glimpse of his palace, that his new abode was 18,000 Square Feet! And he has more rooms than he can count!

Well Stevie, it sounds like you better learn how to count to a million real quick!


http://www.tmz.com/2014/06/10/love-and-hip-hop-stevie-j-arrested-child-support/










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Monday, March 24, 2014

Lady Gaga - G.U.Y. - An ARTPOP Film - Review - Reaction - Opinion

Lady Gaga - G.U.Y. - An ARTPOP Film - Review - Reaction - Opinion

  



DISCLAIMER: Before you even think about reading the contents below. I am giving any ready of my blog fair warning! If you are offended by racially insensitive jokes and jabs. Offensive words and terms than can be used to describe certain peoples sexual orientations. Retard jokes. Jokes about Fraternities. "Misogny", etc.  If any of this disgusts you or makes you feel uncomfortable. GOOD! I did my fucking job, now read on!

(Click on photos to enlarge)


The short film, or long form music video features some of Lady GaGas music.
Such as, G.U.Y. (Girl Under You), Manicure and Venus.

So, it starts out with some idiots in suits fighting over money! Yes, Fiat currency, that is not backed by Gold! Worthless toilet paper with old dead guys faces all over it! Anyway, these clowns are Obviously Masons!



Then, we see what appears to be a dead or dying Lady GaGa. And she has wings!
First thing I think is that they killed Gaga because she's a woman. And Masons hate women! Any who! There's an arrow next to her left foot! I guess she took an arrow to the knee!



To make it worse, Stephanie, I mean Lady GaGa has an arrow that was shot through her back, and came out of her chest! Mmmm, meat on a stick! Slut-kabob anybody?

So, she takes forever to get up and I realized something! she was trying to show off her great ass! No wonder they kept the camera on her wonderful backside for so long!



Anyway, she hops up and snatches the arrow out of her body, and then just stands there for a minute, and looks at it. Like it's a pregnancy test! I guess she can't believe the tip went in that deep!



Then, she stumbles over to some huge expensive looking building., obviously ran by the Illuminati! And two homos wearing black hoods and tight pants are standing there.


1 on each side! they must be Masons! They must be Jackin' off Boaz to obtain Equilibrium or some garbage!



So she falls down and they come over and pick her up.



i thought they were about to do her like Uncle Phil used to do to DJ. Jazzy Jeff on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and throw her!
 
I thought they were gonna say, "get out of here white girl! No women allowed! We like sausage!" But they ruined it! They brought her to a stair case instead.



So, they did some sort of weird, gay, Masonic ritual where they covered her in flowers and butterfly's. Then handed her over to some fools wearing all black everything, in a pool! Hey, at least they had nice Kung Lao style hats on!




Anyways! Here's where the video went from interesting to corny! They drown her, and she died and went to gay heaven hunty! YAASS!

But it looked like gay Hell to me! Their was dancing, prancing and their was even a white teddy bear made out of paper.



Come to find out, in gay hell, there's a bunch of twinks wearing gold and carrying bows! And I said to myself, where is the arrow and where is the bulls eye?



Then I looked down between my legs and said, no way! Is the hot dog really the arrow? That must make the buns the bulls eye! YIKES! Well, then again. If it's my arrow and GaGa's buns! I will hit my target every time! BULLS EYE!

So the next part of the video made me scream louder than that time I was at McDonald's taking a shit and the toilet seat broke. And I smashed my dick on it!

In gay Heaven, there's a computer. And if you press the right buttons,
the gods of gay heaven appear! And apparently the gay gods are #1, that racist Indian, Masonic Puppet, Mahatma Gandhi. #2 Fake Jesus! You know, the white guy named Cesare Borgia?



And #3, the King of Pop, Michael Jackson! When Michael was white of course!



Anyway! Finally! The video got good!
Some well endowed, black bull. pushed lady gaga to the floor, got behind her and then laid on top of her! I was like, Oh hell yeah! I've been picturing me in this guys shoes since 2009 when I first saw this broad! I knew she liked the brothers!




I've been trying to play the Love Game, and Poker Face (Poke her) for the Paparazzi, or at least Just Dance with Lady GaGa, for a half a decade now! Where do I sign up to be in a Lady GaGa video? I mean, I'd do it for free!

Unfortunately, this chump only lasted a good 30 seconds or less. He might be packing a pipe big enough for the Super Mario Brothers to escape through! But geez! Even Kim Kardashian's marriages lasted longer than that guy!

Anyway! A slutty nurse took blood from the gay gods to make gaga her perfect man!



Whats next? The bones of Jesus?

Ha ha! No but seriously. Gandhi, Michael and Jesus? With a combination like that, I'd hate to ask her what she likes on her Pizza!

Oh and by the way, the dude who played Gandhi in the video was a "black" and the guy who played Michael Jackson was Caucasian! Wow! I guess the only thing missing now is a Chinese Santa Clause!

Hmmm cheddar cheese! Imagine Santa Chin! I wonder if his gifts would be crap that was made in China!


Anyway! So, Gaga and her chicks hop out of a car wearing all black and she's wearing wings on her head to boot!



They pull out some sort of space guns, that look like leaf blowers! And start shooting money everywhere! It looks like a Jew committed suicide!



I mean, the last time GaGa threw money all over the ground like that, their was a chick in a G-string, wearing pasties, serving alcohol. And lying about paying her college tuition with her job there!

So, Mr. "I can win a 3 legged race all by myself". Get's GaGa down on all 4's and bangs her  her hole so wide open, that she's gonna have to use a pillow for a tampon!



Now GaGa is in a different outfit! And she performed a dance sequence so gay, that my estrogen levels rose so high that I grew breasts! And yes I can suck my own tittie!



Anyway! A bunch of Masons walk out of the academy flashing gay Masonic hand symbols.




Then, the video ends with gaga in a black mans arms!
You know gaga, your real life could look a lot like that final scene right?




Call me Stephanie!





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Sunday, March 23, 2014

Madonna hairy arm pit picture reaction! "Long hair...... Don't Care!!!!!" Opinon!

Madonna hairy arm pit picture reaction!  "Long hair...... Don't Care!!!!!" Reaction!







 The ever controversial pop legend, Madonna. Posted this photo online with the words.
 "Long hair...... Don't Care!!!!!"

 Eww! I think that she needs sign up for Dollarshaveclub.com





 I blame the Illuminati!


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Saturday, March 22, 2014

Is @ladygaga @KREAYSHAWN? Or are they sisters? ILLUMINATI cloning Conspiracy?

Is Or are they sisters? ILLUMINATI cloning Conspiracy?

 

  KREAYSHAWN
LADY GAGA

 

Is it possible that Pop singer Lady GAGA and "White female rapper" Kreayshawn are in fact the same person?

Or were created from the same genetics in a dish in someones laboratory?

Someone should call Dexter!

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Sunday, February 23, 2014

Nicki Minaj. Natural hair. No Weave! Reaction and Opinon!

Nicki Minaj. Natural hair. No Weave! Reaction and Opinon!





Nicki Minaj the woman that so many love to hate. And so many love to call, "fake". They poke fun at her huge implanted breasts. And shake their heads at her huge, delicious booty!

So is their anything real about Nicki Minaj?
Yes! Beweave it or not. Her hair is in fact real! No not those ugly wigs, but the long sexy pony tail that she is now sporting. Just look at the pictures! I love it!

If I ever meet Nicki Minaj, I will smash that ass until it looks like a melted marsh mellow. I don't care what anybody says. That's one gorgeous woman right there. And your hair looks lovely Onika!

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