Kevin Hart tight vest beef! Marlon Wayans & Kevin call each other racist names like Monkey and chimp over gay 90's R&B singer style shirt!

Kevin Hart tight vest beef! Marlon Wayans & Kevin call each other racist names like Monkey and chimp over gay 90's R&B singer style shirt!

Welcome to black history month, 2015!

What happens when you put two 40 something year old, immature, black men with too much money and too little brain on the internet? They call each other racist names like monkey and chimp of course!

You know, I just had a couple of conversations recently with two different family members about how Kevin Hart is so not funny, and for lack of a better term, a "coon"! Excuse my French, it's just, Kevin will do or say just about anything to get that almighty dollar.

He is one of the Kings of Stereotypes, and one of the kings of Anti Comedy! Because he's not only not funny, it's as if he tries to tell bad jokes a gimmick! Oh well, he's the jester of comedy, and he had to find something he could be good or great at. And being a 100% buffoon is Kevin Hart's purpose on Earth! I'm sure of it. Kevin Hart is the disappointment that keeps on disapointing!

With that said, the controversy all started when Kevin posted a picture of himself on Instagram, throwing up his Masonic hand symbol, and wearing an ugly mess of a vest.

Fellow comedian Marlon Wayan's, re-posted the picture on his Instagram page and said the following.

marlonwayans

17 hours ago

"Dear Kev, I wanna start by saying that I love you like family, I'm so fucking proud of your accomplishments but nigga take that tight ass vest off. It looks like you stole it off my GI JOE action figure. You look like the lil chimpanzee Ceasar from planet of the apes movie all geared up for war against man kind. That vest is so tight your chest is screaming "nooooooooooo"! (*in my @kevinhart4real voice.) first glance I thought the midget from the penitentiary movies graced the cover of vogue. Then I thought maybe one of my turds in this mornings shit stole my Barneys card and went on a shopping spree. I don't know what look you going for brah, a sexy milk dud? A swagged out junior mint? A GQ sugar baby? You need friends dawg. Nobody loves you. I want you to slap Harry, wayne, spank, naim and the pilot of your jet in the face with a wet hand. This look like the chocolate dropper version of the Get Rich or Die Tryin album cover. #nobodylovesyou #startedfromthebottomwhyareyouhere #howmanypushupsdidyoudobeforethis #stopthemadness #calltheaccountantfreezethecardsthisniggaisspirituallymaxedout #igotafaceliketheballstombradytooktheairoutofwasfunnyasfuck"


Okay, so Marlon may be funny. But this shit right here was extra boring and extremely racist.
Chimpanzee and Planet of The Apes jokes are expected at a KKK rally.
It's these guys job to be funny for a living. Not imitate their master!!

So, after Marlon's jokes sank like Bobbi Kristina!

Kevin posted this photo of Marlon Wayan's and said,

kevinhart4real

15 hours ago

"Y'all done fucked up.... My first victim is @marlonwayans ....Your face looks like one of the Footballs that Tom Brady let the air out of. You could of played "Whitney Houston" in her Biopic....If a "Black & Mild" cigar came to life it would look like you....Lick your lips before you take a picture this close!!!! Why do u have 3 different grades of hair on your face???? You look like a monkey that the government runs test on!!!! What's that WHITE shit in the corner of your mouth??? Wipe your corners at all time....your the "Wayan" that the family is ashamed of....they have meetings about you behind your back!!! You look like a Lenny kravitz starter Kit!!!! Boooooom Bittttccchhhhh ....@meekmill & @champagnepapi & @lilduval are fucking next!!!! Be afraid #ThisIsWhatiDo #WarHasBeenDeclared"




So, both of them have primate jokes?
Neither one of these "funny" men could think of something funnier, and more original to say?
But the racism and self hatred didn't end there! It gets way worse!

Marlon's final message to Kevin was the rusty nail in the midgets coffin!
Marlon posted a topless photo of Kevin Hart with the following caption!

marlonwayans

16 hours ago

"Yo @kevinhart4real I was merely offering you brotherly advice about your tight ass Battlestar Galactica vest. But since you wanna "call me out" I'd like to address this photo as well. Put your shirt on. It's disturbing. You look like Bushwick Bill got his eye fixed. There's a weird shape happening here it's like Boris Kodjoe's body on Emmanuel Lewis' height. You got a body like a drunk middle aged football coach. All the oil in the world ain't gonna bring them lower abs in. You got abs like Kenya Moore. Go sit yo lil California Raisin ass down and put a shirt on. Got the nerve to have tattoos on yo black ass, we can't read them nigga all we see is raised skin. .. You gotta feel them shits like braille to know what the fuck they say. I didn't know they made nike sport wear for midget tossing ... When did that shit become a sport? #idothistookev #fourfeetsixiseasytocutup #idtakethisfunnybodyoverthatuglyassvestanyday"

Did he really say his skin makes him look like a California raisin?
And did he really say tattoos look like raised skin on his dark skin tone?

Geez! With racist comments like this, who needs to Ku Klux Klan!
Welcome to black history month 2015!

I have a feeling February 2015 will be a coonapocalypse!
If this is what the "brothers" are doing on the first of February, imagine what the rest of the month has in store!

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Claudia Jordan (RHOA) and Tameka Tiny Harris (TI & Tiny Family Hustle) Twitter Beef! The real Housewives of ATL Season 7!

Claudia Jordan (RHOA) and Tameka Tiny Harris (TI & Tiny Family Hustle) Twitter Beef! The real Housewives of ATL Season 7!

Last week the The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 7 aired an episode where a classic, epic, colossal war of words took place. In one corner we had the super heavyweight champion of shade, NeNe "Mega Moose" Leakes! And in the other corner, we had the beautiful, talented, vivacious, intelligent, calm, cool, collected, seasoned actress and modeling veteran, Ms. Claudia Jordan!
And the claws sure did come out! And no, I don't mean "clawdia's" nasty, ratchet ass feet! Thank
God! Because he toes look like Pretzels. No kidding!

Anyway!

These broads brought more shade to the table than a patio set!
And it didn't stop when the show went off air! The arguing continued on Twitter!
And thanks to the internet being the internet, pretty girl Claudia got into it with Tameka "Tiny" Harris, formerly Cottle. Aka rapper TI's wife. Shawty!

It started out like this. Claudia merely tweeted a little bit of a shade to Ne Ne.
When out of no where, a stalking ass hater who must have been watching her twitter timeline
like a guard dog, decided to chime in! Check out all of the tweets below. Then I will then give my
opinion on it all!

Soooo predictable and typical for an insecure woman to automatically resort to calling another woman a whore with no receipt! #RHOA

@claudiajordan hypocrite, you was calling @TinyMajorMama all kinds of names in this, you tube video http://youtu.be/IcmEIKHctAk  #rhoa

So after that random stranger rudely interrupted Claudia's marvelous shade fest, slash moose murder! This extra random no Thoti, (nobody THOT) posted some super old video from maybe 7 or 8 years ago from back when Claudia Jordan was on Comedian slash actor Jamie Foxx's "Foxxhole" Radio program!

In case you don't have the time to watch the actual video, or don't want to.
The comments Claudia Jordan made in the controversial video were.
Calling Tameka "Tiny" Harris, "Miss Piggy" for one.

She also said.
"She escaped the pretty line, that’s what she X’scaped,” 

Also, Jamie Foxx asked Claudia this question.
 "Are you trying to tell me that you would have sex with Tiny?"

To which Claudia replied.

"I wouldn't know whether to lube up or put a nickle in her back.”

Now for the record. I have no beef with Tiny, and from a comedic standpoint. I find all of this to be hilarious. Right down to Tiny's overboard reaction. Here's how Tiny responded to the video and tweets! 

@BoxTopChevy @claudiajordan I saved that hoe frm her face falling off! Passed around slut! Sounds like she mad I got a man & she can't keep 1

At this point, my girl Claudia ruins all of these comedy gold by folding an apologizing!

Here's some of what she said in a long series of apologetic, tail tucked between the legs tweets!

    

I have a confession I need to make on the air to someone who's feelings I hurt & I did wrong to years ago. Going to do it on air TODAY #RSMS

Real tears,,,, I felt awful about it for years... but it was the right thing to do. I highly recommend apologizing to anyone u think u hurt

Until someone invents a time machine-all one can do once they mess up is tae responsibility for their actions and do better moving forward.

With all of that bullshit said Claudia really disappointed me! If she doesn't have a backbone.
How can she handle all of these back shots I have for her?

And as for Tiny! How dare she take it there with Claudia! Were on the internet Tiny!
I am a Tiny supporter and usually co sign her, however, in this instance I completely
disagree with her 100%!

We all know what the internet says about you and your husband and the alleged mistress Ms. Harris.

That waffle will go to a world war for Iggy Azalea! So you daring to mention your man that you can allegedly keep, was your open invitation for the world to comment on it.
I wish to God Floyd Mayweather would have said something about it.
Now that would have been classic!

What Tiny should have said to Claudia was.

"Bitch! You wanna call me Miss Piggy with your raggedy ass toes looking like bubble bacon?
Bitch! When they play "Little Piggies" with your feet it goes. "This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy went to the slaughterhouse! Bitch! Look at your mother fucking feet! You know none of them piggies survived! Slave footed heffa! Feet looking like Kunta Kinte!"

To which Claudia should have replied. "Bitch! You're so dumb you read your kids coloring books at bedtime! Besides, aint you philandering husband cheating on you with Shawn Wayans in drag? Ha ha, got ya bitch! He Tiny, Im'ma let you finish, but Floyd Mayweather just called. He said TI. can have you next week, so stop calling and asking for this week, it's his turn."

To which Tameka would have replied by saying, "Girl, you know my crazy husband got guns the size of Lil Bow wow! TI. let's go pay Ms. funny lady a visit!"

To which Claudia would have replied. Girl! {Kevin Harts voice} STOP PLAYING! Girl, you know I was just joking! I do that sort of thing when I don't take my meds!

In other words, they could have had fun with this! But no! These tragic mulattoes had to ruin a good time!

Japanese women, here I cum!

But hey, this is all just my opinion!

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Love and Hip Hop New York Season 5 Episode 1 Bride and Prejudice Review | Recap | Opinion

Love and Hip Hop New York Season 5 Episode 1 Bride and Prejudice Review | Recap | Opinion

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Gay Rapper - "Young Thug" calls Rich Homie Quan his "Hubbie" on Instagram! - Husband? Gay Rap Marriage next?

Gay Rapper - "Young Thug" calls Rich Homie Quan his "Hubbie" on Instagram! - Husband? Gay Rap Marriage next?

Gay rapper, Young Thug, has let his fans know that he is currently either dating, or married to fellow suspect rapper, Rich Homie Quan. They're fans were shocked by the news, but I'm not!

You see. thugs are always saying gay things! They can't even threaten you without dry snitching on their gayness! But I'll get to that in a minute. First, lets take a look at a thugs slang words of choice! For example! The term "S.W.A.G." is an acronym for Secretly We Are Gay!

And if you still doubt that thugs are gay, let's do a run through here!

How does a thug introduce his friends to you?

He affectionately refers to him as, "Little Daddy". He tells you that that's his, "man". And when he is with his man, they "Hold each other down". They've been through the thick and the thin together. And they'll always have each others backs! And of course, they, "Get It In!" All the time!

And the question of the day is. Where are they putting it, *STRAIN* when they get it in?
Come to think about it! I don't want to know!

How does a thug typically dress?

He sags his pants for easy access of course! Because who wants to wait when the urge strikes?

Which leads me to this question. How does a thug walk?
Like a big stick just beat his candy ass like a Pinata!
He walks like it hurts so good! Like he didn't get any rest last night!
Could it have been, "Little Daddy" perhaps?

Furthermore, how does a thug talk? "Nah mean?" "Know what I'm saying?" "Fizznyee" He sounds like his mouth is full, occupied or cockupied, and very fatigued!

And what does a thug do when he's in the streets? You know, when he's Hugging the block?
He's slinging crack, and squeezing hammers of course! That sounds like something DJ Mr Cee's was charged with!

Slinging crack and squeezing hammers! Eww!

Anyway! How does a thug threaten a man?

He says that when he sees him, he's gonna lay hands him! And tear his ass up!

He talks about how he'll take another mans, manhood. And how he'll dig in his ass!
And that's when he isn't busting a hot one in a man's ass! Or, "poking" him with a knife!

They also brag about how they will make a man takes his clothes off, lay down on the floor, so they can stick their gun in his mouth, and bust off!
Subsequently living him dripping, with a smoking hot hole in him!

And why do they kill people? As a thug would say!
"Killing a nigga makes my dick hard!"
So what do you do with that chubby? Jump on the corpse and poke fun at death?

Now if this list is not gay, then becoming a Gay Porn Star isn't gay either!

As a matter of fact, no Offense to the rapper named Jadakiss, but you wont hear me talking about how I'll, "Sit the barrel dead on his lips"!

Their isn't enough, "No Homo's" in the Universe that will cleanse your soul, after that gay energy is dispersed from your mouth!

At the end of the day, there's a thin line between being gay and gangster, and if thugs didn't say gay things, they wouldn't speak at all!

So remember thugs in America and anywhere else in the world. The next time you talk about, how you're gonna "Squeeze off on em"! You sound real suspect! And please understand, that your ears, and my ears hear, "I never hesitate to lay a nigga on his back" a lot differently! Just saying

Oh and before I go, I just wanna send a warning out there to all of those people who like to shade, make fun of, or badger homosexuals! I must warn you that being gay is contagious!

You see, gay people release gay spores into the air and we breathe them in all of the time!
Now, all you gotta do to make gay spores active, is make fun of gay people, and you will magically turn gay!

I swear! You mother fuckers think I'm playing right?

One of these days, you homo haters are gonna get sick.
And you're gonna sneeze like this! *hee Hee HEE!* "BOOTY!"
And bam! You'll turn gay!

So make fun of gay people at your own risk! You just might bump your head, then bump your butt!
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

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