Lil Wayne Announces "Free Weezy Album" news! #FWA | I bet it will be ALL BUM music!
Lil Wayne AKA Lil Tunechi announced some good, or bad news depending on how you feel about the sound of press on nails being ran across a chalk board. Aka Lil Waynes music!
Dewayne Michael Carter is going through a divorce with his Baby Daddy, or his Daddy Baby, depending on how you look at it.
And his father currently has Dewayne on punishment! No albums, and he has to go to bed without supper!
Okay! Maybe he isn't depriving him of food! But Baby aka Birdman, the Michael Jackson of this generation, doesn't want Lil Wayne to release his latest album, "The Carter 5".
So Lil Wayne is gonna release something called the "Free Weezy Album". As a way of protesting his Daddies chastity belt of a punishment!
Just read the Tweets the little weasel posted himself! (Tweets appear Below)
The Free Weezy Album...komin soon#FWA
— Lil Wayne WEEZY F (@LilTunechi) February 5, 2015
Free album. Free Weezy season. The Free Weezy Album. #FWA
— Lil Wayne WEEZY F (@LilTunechi) February 5, 2015
Here's my issue, or rather concern with this alleged "album".
I can already imagine it being an ALL BUM! Yes a bummy ass album!
A true ALL BUM, with a capitol A.L.L. B.U.M!
Artist Lacking Lyrics / Beats Utterly Mediocre!
I'm talking no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
And he'll probably use that fruity auto tune shit to boot!
The lyrics are gonna be some stupid shit, and the beats will be repetitive, unoriginal
with the same old Roland 808 drum sounds. And I will want to puke!
Curse you Lil Tunechi!
As matter of fact. Forget about "Lil Tunechi"!
This fool is Lil Auto-Tunechi!
You need to take that robodick out your throat Wayne!
I want 2007, hottest in the industry Wayne or nothing!
Guess this puts those annoying "the Illuminati shut Dam Dash down because he was trying to conduct business without them", mythology!
The long going rumor was that J Prince, Suge Knight, Damon Dash, & Irv Gotti were trying to distribute music behind the hidden hands back and they put a quick stop to it by arresting people. Yada yada yada!
Well, looks like that fable has officially been debunked!
All I know is, I'm happy they're doing this. I've been saying for the longest that this is the way things should be.
I feel as if the culture vultures are not needed at this point. They need us as always.
So, we need to do our own thing!
R&B, Pop music legends TLC are set to release their final Album, they just need a little help! The group needs to raise $150,000 so, T-boz and Chili are asking fans to donate money. Donations start at $5 and go up to $7,500!
As a token of their appreciation for your generosity, the group will reward fans with prizes. Including but not limited to, an exclusive remixed song for the $5 donation option, to meeting with the girls and doing a photo shoot with them for $7,500!
Katy Perry opted for the $5,000 donation point, this package come with a slumber party with T-boz, a dance tutorial video with moves being taught by the girls and more!
Wait a minute! Did I just say Katy Perry paid $5,000 to sleep with T Boz!
I'd sleep with Katy Perry for free! Nah, let me stop!
Tina Seals says she's the surrogate mother of Blu Ivy Carter! Daughter to Jay z and Beyonce! | Music news!
Sexy photo of MILF, Queen Bee (Beyonce Knowlese Carter) courtesy of her Instagram page!
A maternity lawsuit has been filed in Manhattan New York, by a woman named, Tina Seals!
She claims to be the surrogate mother of Jay z and Beyonce's daughter, Blue Ivy Carter!
Beyonce has previously denied the notion that she used a surrogate mother to give birth to her baby. Claiming that she's not that vain!
In 2011, Beyonce was allegedly several months pregnant when she walked into a room and sat down for an interview, and her stomach folded like a piece of paper! And thank God their was cameras in the room at the time! So, with a suspect video like that being out there. Who knows!
(Video below)
Anyway, there's no telling yet whether she really gave birth to Blu Ivy or not. But if she didn't I wouldn't be surprised. I just hope that the truth comes out. We all know how great Jay z and Beyonce are at playing the media like a fiddle!
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Sisterhood of Hip Hop | Season 1 Episode 1 | Femme C's | Review | Worst Reality TV show ever! Wack female rappers! - And music from 3 you must hear!
(Photo Source: Sa-roc Instagram!)
Before I say what I have to say about the dumbest show I have ever seen in my entire life.
I wanted to express my general opinion on females who have fooled themselves into thinking that they have the mental capacity to be a good rapper in the first place.
These are merely general statements, stemming from me being a rapper myself. To who I've personally meant, and heard perform. To what I've seen, and what I've been exposed to by the television, internet, radio, print and the music that people have recommended to me. These are my opinions and are about no female rapper in particular, just in general.
Most female rappers suck. Most are unoriginal, and their are 3 main types of female rappers. I will write about that soon, with a detailed explanation of the 3 types and their styles, and purpose!
But I don't have time to get into it here. So, watch out for that one!
With all of that said, this poor excuse for a show called, "Sisterhood of Hip Hop", is a one of the worse things to happen to rap music since someone planted the corrupted seed that white folks should rap too. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that all white people and all females suck at rapping. But pretty much all of them do. I mean, almost every female, and almost every white rapper I have ever heard sucked at rapping, and should have never even tried to do so!
As far as this show goes. The program follows 5 female rappers. Their names are, Bia, Nyemiah Supreme, Brianna Perry, Siya and Diamond.
The show promotes the myth that the following words describe the cast, "original, defiant, fearless, driven, survivor"!
Not my words, those are the words that flashed on the screen!
None of their music sounded original at all to me. Some of them have bad attitudes so, yeah they are defiant in that sense. As far as fearless goes, most black women are full of fear so, fat chance on that one. They all appear to be driven by the idea of notoriety and success, I will give them that. And finally, as for the word, "survivor", at least one of them is from the projects, so yeah, I guess so.
The show is shot well. The cinematography is good, however, the background music is annoying, and the story lines are beyond boring! For example, Nyemiah Sumpreme's story line is that she is an emotional wreck who lacked support and or guidance growing up. Which is an excuse for her to have a stinking attitude as an adult. So much for the mythological strength of the black woman! I mean, even White Jesus himself can't save her! Oh and did I mention her fear of crying in front of people?
Yeah! She has a fear of people seeing her cry! What a mess! She's lucky she's cute! At least she has that going for her!
Then there's Brianna Perry, her wack story line is in a nutshell, she is a college student juggling her lame pseudo education and her wack rapping career! And to make things complicated, her mother is a manager, yet she drinks on job and essentially does not know what the heck she's doing!
Then, theirs Diamond. She sold millions of records maybe 10 years ago or so before the industry crashed. And she was only able to do so because she was in the industry at the right time and had the right deal. So in other words, she got very lucky. And there's no way in Hell she can sell a million albums right about now!
We also have the curious case of Siya! She's a lesbian who has an extreme case of gender identity disorder, and she has a dangerous, explosive and volatile relationship with her extra bald headed girlfriend! Siya is from New York, her hairless cat is from California, and at the end of the day, she appears to be stuck, stranded, straddled and strapped (on'd) in New York! And if one of them ends up killing the other before the show is done, don't be surprised! These fish are piranhas!
And last but certainly not least is Bia. And I didn't want to say anything bad about her because she's my, "type" *ahem - clears throat* *drinks some water, swallows hard (pause!)* but she sucks! I mean she has no talent whatsoever! Well, I mean she is fine. And she can totally be a model and a damn good one at that! I mean. She could really sell anything! But, her story line goes as follows, she is a struggling wack rapper. Who was so poor she used to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for 2 weeks at a time. To make things more complicated. She has a 13 year old sister that she is deathly afraid is about to turn into a little THOT!
And to be honest with you. Maybe these broads would make it overseas, but as for the American market, they are a group of Iggy Azalea types. Just waiting to flop! They will be lucky if the 5 of them collectively sell 200,000 records combined in their first week sales! And a 40,000 copy average is me being extremely generous! In fact, in my opinion, they are all tax right offs!
And the only one I can foresee having a successful album is possibly Nyemiah Supreme!
She is signed to Timbaland, and that will help. Plus, she is bat shit crazy! And she can possibly pull a hit or two out of all of that pain and mental anguish!
As for the other pretty girl. I don't think that Bia being signed to Pharrell Williams will help! This guy wont be "Happy" until she causes his label to go bankrupt! I mean, pretty girls are expensive! Especially when they have no way on Earth to recoup that money! Then again, she's so hot, that maybe Pharrell has other plans for her! *slurp sound FX* I'm just saying!
Excuse me while I go wipe this drool from my chin! Between Bia and Nyemiah Supreme! YUMMY! Yeah, I'll just leave it at that.
One of the things that separated this show from the other Reality TV. shows about rappers is that, they show this cast rapping more than for example, Love and Hip Hop.
But the issue is that they suck! I mean, I heard all 5 of them rap, and didn't hear anything that sounded remotely good! They all sound like hustlers who are trying to make a buck! And they most definitely do not sound like authentic rappers.
They lack rhythm, they definitely lack lyrics, style, and depth. And to make it worse, they lack passion to boot! I mean, I was left feeling empty, unfulfilled, and ultimately disgusted. Because their were 5 rappers, placed on a television show on the Oxygen Network, and given an opportunity to help change music for the better! And not of them shows much promise at all! They'll probably end up like the Making The Band Cast! In jail for fighting with their significant others, and end up being the butt of jokes!
Now don't get me wrong! I wasn't looking to hear the next Lauryn Hill or anything! I wasn't looking to hear the next Ra Digga either! But this was down right ridiculous! I mean, what was the point of doing a show with 5 chicks with no talent?
In my opinion, the purpose of this show was to promote the homosexual agenda, materialism, and down right stupid female rappers. And I'm not saying that these broads are in fact stupid, however, I am saying that they rap stupidly. Which will lead future female rappers to want to rap like them so they can have a TV. show to showcase their stupid music as well! Or, ignorance breeding ignorance! Because I didn't hear anything that was intelligent at all!. And you might say to yourself, well, he must be looking for something, "positive" and honestly, I'm not!
In fact, I said recently in a review that Nicki Minaj makes ratchet music the right way! Just look at her song Anaconda for example! She wasn't spitting out anything positive, filled with knowledge, thought provoking and intriguing content, and their were not amazing metaphors etc. However, even though the song titled, Anaconda, was a ratchet mess, it was a well done. It was well written for what it was!
However, this show is a bunch of Bull Shit music, from Bull Shit pseudo "musicians"! In fact, this show is a haven for no thotties. Yeah no bodies and thots. the purpose of this show is to aid in the hidden hands agenda to dumb down rap fans! When they heard the Knowledge, Wisdom and Understatement being displayed by the genius's of rap, back in the 80's and the 90's, the industry, so called "Illuminati" said, "no, we can't have this" and set out to promote Bull Shit! And here we are with Sisterhood of Hip Hop! The bastard baby formed by the corrupted music industry, planting a seed in the once fertile womb of my beloved Hip Hop!
Thanks a lot cast for screwing up MY music! Thanks a thot, I mean a lot!
With all of that said!
I have one female rapper who is an honorable mention before I promote 3 female rappers that I co-sign as being actual viable artists that I have huge respect for. My honorable mention is Missy Misdemeanor Elliot's artist and rumored girlfriend, Sharaya J. (Video below)
And the 3 rappers that you must hear are! Nairubi Selah, Aisha Sekmet, and finally, the cutie in the picture above. Sa-roc! =o)
Truly talented Femcees! And they should have been on the show. Because they all have actual talent!
Let me know what you think below and be sure to subscribe to the MEET Magazine YouTube channel!
Beyonce & Nicki Minaj Flawless REMIX! Lyrics & song Review, Recap, Opinion! | MEET Magazine! (Listen to the track here)
So, Nicki Minaj, who I adore, along with my beloved Beyonce Knowles, just released their new song together titled, "Flawless!" (Actual song below!)
I just wanted to give my opinion on the track! I will not be reviewing every single lyric, however I will tell you what I think about the overall sound of the record, and point out some notable lyrics that I think will get people talking!
Beyonce sings first.
Queen Bee said, "Sometime shit goes down when there's a Billion dollars in the elevator!"
Of course this was a reference to the infamous Elevator fight when her smoking hot sister, Solange Knowles, attacked Beyonce's husband, Jay z!
I wasn't surprised to hear her reference such a popular and current event. It was wise to do so because people will surely talk about it, the reference will receive headlines on blogs, and will be mentioned in news papers and broadcasts! So kudos to Beyonce for being brave enough to say that!
And extra kudos for the Billion dollar reference! Remind these THOT's of who the queen is!
Speaking of THOT's Queen Bee went on to say!
"These THOTS can't clock me nowadays!"
LOL! Now that's a good one! They couldn't clock you in the 90's and they sure cant now! Especially with you looking a decade younger than you are! I don't know what Jay z's groupies are thinking! I mean, he has Beyonce to go home to! Nuff said!
So, Beyonce goes on to say,
"Momma taught me good home training My daddy taught how to love my haters My sister told me, I should speak my mind My man made me feel so Got Damn fine!"
Well touche miss Knowles! I guess we all know whose on top! Her mom taught her how to treat people, her dad taught her how to maneuver in room full of vultures. Her sister taught her how to stand up for herself when appropriate, and her husband made her feel beautiful and secure!
Now if that doesn't scream, "WINNING" I don't know what does!
Now lets take a listen to Nicki Minaj's verse! Some of the things that she said that stuck out to me were, "May Day May Day, earth to bitches, smack these hoes on they ass like we birthing bitches!"
I got a good laugh out of that one, and the fact that it's true makes it even better!
Another stand out lyric from Nicki Minaj is when she said, "Throw that ass back, I be on my Frisbee!"
I like that line. I mean, anytime Nicki mentions the elephant in the room, I smile!
As far as production goes, it's pretty good, and while it could have been better, it does sound a lot better than most music out right now. This song will last this summer. It's not a classic, but it is a HIT record in the making! And I will surely play it myself from time to time!
So now that I got the good parts out of the way, here are the bad parts! I have 2 major qualms!
#1 Beyonce vocal performance in some of the song!
Her vocal performance carried on in the current "Urban" musical styling of sounding mentally challenged, or Southern, or country, which is the same thing.
Beyonce sounds like a Blaxploitation film in some of the song as she employs that whole dumbed down Southern thing in her verse. And I was offended, it doesn't sound good and thankfully she didn't do it for the duration of her verse, as it would have completely ruined the song!
For the record, just because you're from the dirty south, doesn't mean you have to be dirty nor sound dirty!
#2 Subject matter and over all content!
My only other issue is that with these two young women being so powerful in the music industry, as well as the world, I would prefer for them to do something more positive than to make a song speaking about mediocre subjects, in mediocre ways! Don't get me wrong, the song is okay and everything, but at the moment with music being in it's worst state ever in 2014, we really need some depth! So, please dig deep ladies! DIG DEEP!
I give the song a 3.0 out of 5.0!
Let me know what you think about it all below! And be sure to subscribe to the MEET Magazine YouTube channel for more!
ILL MIND OF HOPSIN 7 Review! ILLUMINATI destroying Hopsins mind! Still better than wack rapper EMINEM!
The Panorama California born, lyrical Phenomenon known as Hopsin, released part 7 of his world famous, "Ill Mind" series of rap music videos! Hop was born on July 18, and he turned 29 today, so the video may have been a gift from himself to himself!
And anyone who is a fan of Hopsin, especially of the ILLMIND series knows that you're in for a thought provoking treat. In this installment in the never ending drama, Hopsin tackles his thoughts on religion, God and his relationship with the Almighty!
The music video begins with Hopsin walking on what appears to be a beach, designed to look like a desert! And Hopsin is looking hot and bothered! Talking about his life, his beliefs, losing his faith in Christianity, sins, regrets and depression. Throughout out the song he is speaking aggressively to God and demanding answers.
In my opinion the best part of the song is when Hopsin dishes out these scorching hot lyrics!
"I hate the fact that I have to believe.
You haven't been chatting with me like you did Adam and Eve.
And I ain't seen no fucking snake unravel from trees.
With an apple to eat. That shit never happens to me!
I don't know if you do or don't exist, its driving me crazy.
Send your condolences. This is me reaches to you so don't forget.
If hell is truly a pit of fire. and I get thrown in it.
I'm ma probably regret the fact that I ever wrote this shit!
My gut feeling says it's all fake.
I hate to say it, but fuck it, shit I don lost faith"
So many of us have been in the same position, were we question our faith and have to reevaluate our beliefs! So, Kudos to Hopsin for letting us into his Ill Mind! You have to see the video in it's entirety for yourself. (posted below)
Before you watch it, I just had to say this! Hopsin my have been inspired by the wackest rapper of all time, AKA Eminem. But Eminem is a joke and a clown. Hopsin is the future. Slim Shady is a disgusting stain on music! He always was and always will be and Marshal Mathers aka Eminem, is the new male version of Iggy Azalea, irrelevant and should retire immediately! Bye bye Elvis 2.0!
So! Did the Illuminati mess up Hopsins mind, and now they have searching for Jesus in the desert?
Let me know what you think about my fellow Rap God, Hopsin below! And be sure to subscribe to the MEET Magazine YouTube channel for more!
Robin Thicke | worst album sales EVER! Sold 530 copies of new album "Paula" in 1st week. UK music news!
Robin Thickes newest album "Paula" sold a very sad 530 copies in the first week of its release on the Official United Kingdom Charts! The album debuted at Number 200 and it sold 2% of what his previous work sold!
Blurred Lines sold just under 26,000 copies in its first week in the UK. Here in the USA, Paula has sold about 25,000 copies in its first week, which is a far cry from the impressive 177,000 copies that Blurred lines sold in it's first week in the USA!
Let me know what you think about Robin Thickes flop of an album.
And let me know what you think about his unfortunate failed marriage with his fine wife, Paula Patton!
ICEJJFISH debut Album News! "Miracle" is Coming July 30, 2014! "On The Floor Singer" about to go platinum!
The God of R&B is debuting his first album on July 30, 2014! Yes! The ICEJJFISH album titled, "Miracle" will be released this month! Shout out to (@JayJaquia) for the amazing album cover! Daniel Mccloyd, stage name ICEJJFISH, has the greatest album cover of all time! This genius and musical prodigy has his face placed upon angel wings, flying in what appears to be heaven. Where he watches down upon us. And of course he has a Halo placed on top of his!
But enough about his album cover!
The extremely talented writer, dancer and singer released the first single from the album on his YouTube channel. (Video below)
The song is titled "No Feelings"! And is Angelic voice sounds better than ever!
On the song, *snaps* Fish is singing his heart out about how a woman he once dated left him feeling numb and without feeling. He shares intimate details in the tune about how she
how did him wrong! She did him dirty! Yet he has moved on to find success without her!
And is doing much better!
The track is produced by an underground music producer known as, "Head Shots!"
And I'm sure that people will be shooting themselves in the head when they hear this album!
The lyrics for "No Feelings" are so well written, so introspective, so creative and expressive, that ICEJJFISH must have joined the Illuminati, and invoked the spirit of William Shakespeare, and used his energy to Ghost Write the track for him!
I mean, just listen to the chorus!
"You! You the reason, You the reason I ain't got no feelings bitch! You the reason why my money's stacking up to the ceiling bitch! You the reason why I'm over here making a killing bitch! You the reason , you the reason I ain't got no feelings bitch!"
OH MY GOD! Greatest song of all time! I didn't think that ICEJJGOD, I mean ICEJJFISH could ever make a song better than On The Floor!
As I said in an earlier video, I'd love to hear Fish collaborate with the greatest female singer of our time, Miranda Sings 08!
Anyway! Just remember this, Jesus may have died, but God gave us ICEJJFISH! And honestly, Fish is an up grade! In fact in the Bible when it said that Yehoshua fed 5,000 people with 2 fish, the Good Book was baring reference to the food from thought that was obtained from two ICEJJFISH songs! Thank God, Satan and the Mailman for ICEJJFISH!
Please enjoy Mr. Handsome's song below! "No Feelings!"
Let me know what you think about our Lord and Savior below. And be sure to subscribe to the MEET Magazine YouTube channel!
Beyonce and Jay z Divorce may be coming! Beyonce caught not wearing her wedding ring again!
Rumors of rifts in R&B and Pop music legend, Beyonce Knowles, marriage to Rap God, business Tycoon and American Icon, Jay z, looked more like reality than mere rumor when Beyonce took a picture around Easter of 2014 and posted it to her Instagram account.
In the picture, she was seen in a stylish, all orange out fit, and she had a little something missing. No, not just her shoes! Her wedding ring wasn't in the photo either! And she had her finger tattoo commemorating her marriage removed as well!
People thought that this was irrefutable proof that she was kicking her husband to the curb.
Then their was that elevator fight footage were her sister, Samurai Solange Knowles, the kick boxer, attacked Jay z!
Many people felt that Jay z must have cheated on Queen Bey, possibly with Rachel Roy, the ex wife of Damon Dash.
Well, now Beyonce uploaded yet another photo to her Instagram account, this time with her daughter, Blu Ivy's little hands in the photo with her. The two have their finger nails freshly painted in hot pink nail polish. But wait a minute! Whats missing here? Oh, here wedding ring once again!
So, is this new photo proof that the dynamic duo are in fact getting a divorce?
Let me know what you think about it all below and be sure to Subscribe to the MEET Magazine YouTube channel for more!
Rapper Benzino SHOT! | Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Season 3 | in Hospital! | Illuminati Sacrifice FAIL?
Love and Hip Hop Atlanta season 3 star, Raymond Benzino Scott was shot.
By of all people, his own nephew, 36 year old Gai Scott.
The 48 year old rapper was driving from his mothers funeral in Massachusetts!
When Gai, fired several rounds into a red dodge SUV that was being driven by the 48 year old
rapper.
Benzino was shot 3 times, at least one struck his right arm.
I will update this story when more news come in!
All I know is that fellow whack rapper Eminem must be laughing right now!
So, was it an Illuminati sacrifice attempt failed? Was Stevie J. involved? How about Dave Mays? Let me know below!
Lady Gaga - G.U.Y. - An ARTPOP Film - Review - Reaction - Opinion
DISCLAIMER: Before you even think about reading the contents below. I am giving any ready of my blog fair warning! If you are offended by racially insensitive jokes and jabs. Offensive words and terms than can be used to describe certain peoples sexual orientations. Retard jokes. Jokes about Fraternities. "Misogny", etc. If any of this disgusts you or makes you feel uncomfortable. GOOD! I did my fucking job, now read on!
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The short film, or long form music video features some of Lady GaGas music.
Such as, G.U.Y. (Girl Under You), Manicure and Venus.
So, it starts out with some idiots in suits fighting over money! Yes, Fiat currency, that is not backed by Gold! Worthless toilet paper with old dead guys faces all over it! Anyway, these clowns are Obviously Masons!
Then, we see what appears to be a dead or dying Lady GaGa. And she has wings!
First thing I think is that they killed Gaga because she's a woman. And Masons hate women! Any who! There's an arrow next to her left foot! I guess she took an arrow to the knee!
To make it worse, Stephanie, I mean Lady GaGa has an arrow that was shot through her back, and came out of her chest! Mmmm, meat on a stick! Slut-kabob anybody?
So, she takes forever to get up and I realized something! she was trying to show off her great ass! No wonder they kept the camera on her wonderful backside for so long!
Anyway, she hops up and snatches the arrow out of her body, and then just stands there for a minute, and looks at it. Like it's a pregnancy test! I guess she can't believe the tip went in that deep!
Then, she stumbles over to some huge expensive looking building., obviously ran by the Illuminati! And two homos wearing black hoods and tight pants are standing there.
1 on each side! they must be Masons! They must be Jackin' off Boaz to obtain Equilibrium or some garbage!
So she falls down and they come over and pick her up.
i thought they were about to do her like Uncle Phil used to do to DJ. Jazzy Jeff on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and throw her!
I thought they were gonna say, "get out of here white girl! No women allowed! We like sausage!" But they ruined it! They brought her to a stair case instead.
So, they did some sort of weird, gay, Masonic ritual where they covered her in flowers and butterfly's. Then handed her over to some fools wearing all black everything, in a pool! Hey, at least they had nice Kung Lao style hats on!
Anyways! Here's where the video went from interesting to corny! They drown her, and she died and went to gay heaven hunty! YAASS!
But it looked like gay Hell to me! Their was dancing, prancing and their was even a white teddy bear made out of paper.
Come to find out, in gay hell, there's a bunch of twinks wearing gold and carrying bows! And I said to myself, where is the arrow and where is the bulls eye?
Then I looked down between my legs and said, no way! Is the hot dog really the arrow? That must make the buns the bulls eye! YIKES! Well, then again. If it's my arrow and GaGa's buns! I will hit my target every time! BULLS EYE!
So the next part of the video made me scream louder than that time I was at McDonald's taking a shit and the toilet seat broke. And I smashed my dick on it!
In gay Heaven, there's a computer. And if you press the right buttons,
the gods of gay heaven appear! And apparently the gay gods are #1, that racist Indian, Masonic Puppet, Mahatma Gandhi. #2 Fake Jesus! You know, the white guy named Cesare Borgia?
And #3, the King of Pop, Michael Jackson! When Michael was white of course!
Anyway! Finally! The video got good!
Some well endowed, black bull. pushed lady gaga to the floor, got behind her and then laid on top of her! I was like, Oh hell yeah! I've been picturing me in this guys shoes since 2009 when I first saw this broad! I knew she liked the brothers!
I've been trying to play the Love Game, and Poker Face (Poke her) for the Paparazzi, or at least Just Dance with Lady GaGa, for a half a decade now! Where do I sign up to be in a Lady GaGa video? I mean, I'd do it for free!
Unfortunately, this chump only lasted a good 30 seconds or less. He might be packing a pipe big enough for the Super Mario Brothers to escape through! But geez! Even Kim Kardashian's marriages lasted longer than that guy!
Anyway! A slutty nurse took blood from the gay gods to make gaga her perfect man!
Whats next? The bones of Jesus?
Ha ha! No but seriously. Gandhi, Michael and Jesus? With a combination like that, I'd hate to ask her what she likes on her Pizza!
Oh and by the way, the dude who played Gandhi in the video was a "black" and the guy who played Michael Jackson was Caucasian! Wow! I guess the only thing missing now is a Chinese Santa Clause!
Hmmm cheddar cheese! Imagine Santa Chin! I wonder if his gifts would be crap that was made in China!
Anyway! So, Gaga and her chicks hop out of a car wearing all black and she's wearing wings on her head to boot!
They pull out some sort of space guns, that look like leaf blowers! And start shooting money everywhere! It looks like a Jew committed suicide!
I mean, the last time GaGa threw money all over the ground like that, their was a chick in a G-string, wearing pasties, serving alcohol. And lying about paying her college tuition with her job there!
So, Mr. "I can win a 3 legged race all by myself". Get's GaGa down on all 4's and bangs her her hole so wide open, that she's gonna have to use a pillow for a tampon!
Now GaGa is in a different outfit! And she performed a dance sequence so gay, that my estrogen levels rose so high that I grew breasts! And yes I can suck my own tittie!
Anyway! A bunch of Masons walk out of the academy flashing gay Masonic hand symbols.
Then, the video ends with gaga in a black mans arms!
You know gaga, your real life could look a lot like that final scene right?
Love and Hip Hop New York | Season 5 | star Rich Dollaz, is dating Dancer Jhonni Blaze!
Star of Love and Hip Hop New York Season 3, Season 4 and Season 5, Rich Dollaz may or may not be seeing the beautiful actress and model Erica Mena. But it sure does look like he is getting it in with Houston's most infamous exotic dancer, stripper, and master twerker, Jhonni Blaze!
No, not Jonny Blaze as in Method Man! I'm talking Booty model Jhonni Blaze!
The two have been posting pictures online along with captions such as “Nickname Mrs creep .... :-).”
WOW! We all know that Rich refers to himself as a Creep. So! Yeah, if they aren't joking around, it looks like Rich fell in love with a stripper!
Anyway! I got word that Jhonni is supposed to be on Love and Hip Hop Houston! And not to sound like a prick, but the title alone sounds boring! They need to leave the Houston and LA (Los Angeles) markets alone! The music scene is dead in both places and their aren't enough relevant people to make a good show!
We need Love and Hip Hop international! I'm available to be head writer and co-executive producer VH1! Just say the word! Call me, then call Stromae! I mean come on! Me, Stromae, Rza Redman all on the same show? Millions and millions of viewers! Then we can charge people a small fee to watch online in other countries. Or sell advertisement space on the videos. Let's get that money VH1! I have ideas man! I can be your idea man!
Anyway! Check out some Stromae music videos below including, "Alors On Danse" Remix featuring Kanye West. And please make sure to subscribe to my youtube channel for more celebrity and reality news, reviews, recaps and opinions.And if you likey, tell a friend.
Did Diddy propose marriage to girlfriend Cassie on Instagram?
So did Tweeted out a picture of huge ring with a message to Cassie! Was he proposing marriage to her? Was it an engagement ring? Let's take a look at that huge rock and the message that he posted here.
His message to the model and musician read, iamdiddyBaby do you like it? I just want to get you wat you Like ! I just wanna Mk you smile :) #takeDat. !
As rich as Diddy is, it might just be a gift! What do you think?
So, comment below with what you think and subscribe to my YouTube channel for more news, reviews, recaps, opinions and so much more! And if you likey, share the video on Facebook, Twitter, Goggle Plus, MySpace, or 2 cans with a string in the middle! In other words, tell a fucking friend!
Notice anything odd or out of place in the TLC movie? Well, Lisa Left Eye Lopez had ties with Suge Knight of Death Row records. And she even signed a recording contract with him.
She changed her name from Left Eye to "Nina" and Death Row changed its name to "The Row". Remember that?
Well, why did they leave all of this information out of the Biopic? And why did they change her signing with Suge Knight, to her signing with Master P?
Yeah you heard me right! When they mentioned Master P in the movie, they were talking about Suge Knight! Now why would they do that? Was it fear? Was it the "ILLUMINATI"?
11 years ago when Lisa passed away, people in a car accident in La Ceiba Honduras, people said that Suge had something to do with it! So maybe the people who made the movie were scared to speak about it.
Who knows!
Let me know what you think in the comments section!
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RACIST! Dolly Parton disses RAP and BLACK PEOPLE - and RAP GOD Miley Cyrus - Almost DIES in CAR ACCIDENT! ILLUMINATI!
You cannot make this shit up! I swear to God!
So for whatever reason in the world. Racist Dolly Parton. Decided that bringing her big nasty, fake milk buckets and racist ILLUMINATI propaganda to the Queer Latifah show would be cute!
Dolly racist Parton came out on stage looking high and drunk, and full of botox!
She had on a skin tight all black cat suit and big blonde afro wig! How freaking tacky and racist! Queer Latifah had her hair helmet as well. They were I guess supposed to be mimicking each other.
Anyway. She dissed the shit! Out of the Blacks and rap music! And she even made fun of Miley Cyrus. And the next thing you know. She got into a car accident!
So, was this car accident Karma ensuing for racist transgressions? Was it a coincidence? Was the ILLUMINATI behind the car accident? Was the Afro wig offensive to you? Let me know what you think and make sure to subscribe to my YouTube channel!
I have heard numerous people since Rebecca Black's "Friday" debuted, claim that it was the worst song ever!
BULL SHIT!
I discovered the Holy Grail of bad music! Way worst than T Baby's "It's cold in the D!"
So! What the fuck could be worst than Friday and It's So Cold In The D?
I had a bit of trouble trying to figure out how to describe this abortion to my ears. But I will take a crack it.
Nikki T's "I'll Take You There" sounds like a 90's pop record meets rap fusion FROM HELL! Ever drink a Cock tail? This drink is a Caca tail! A well blended Glass of SHIT!
Remember the backstreet boys and N'sync? Well, bye bye bye! This Back Street Bitch is out of sync! She needs to have the phrase, "don't quit your day job" tattooed on her portly forehead.
First off, the first thing that you notice is that the artist, "Nikki T" is obese.
I am looking for two things from the beginning, and that's "Pork Rinds" and "Black" guys! Preferably eating pork crumbs off he chest, wearing crucifix necklaces! Sadly neither appeared in the video.
The video is a bunch of the worlds most random video clips strung together, horribly.
There's footage of her in a car, standing near a boat! Excuse me a ship! Which she doesn't meet the weight capacity for seeing that their is a symbol of a whale, in a circle, with a line in the middle on the side!
My favorite part of the video is approximately 2:09 into the video were her size 6x body, get's into a fight with her medium sized shirt and,the shirt wins! This of course exposes her 8 months pregnant looking stomach! Since getting over my fear of fat people a few years ago. I can now laugh at this as opposed to hiding under my blanket like I used to do! If you are Bulimic, then this video is perfect for you! If I was a model, I'd watch this video every time I got hungry! Not only would you lose your appetite, you'd lose your last meal. At the same damn time!
My other favorite scene is where she is standing in between 2 school buses whilst being dressed like a hooker! But the only problem is. She couldn't sell that pussy to the Chinese restaurant during a food shortage!
I reported before, 3 stories to date about woman who flashed children and staff on school buses. And I think that she will have a flashing story in her future as well!
She looked like someones nasty mother, who used to be hot 15 years ago and can't seem to let it go. Like, you know the mom who was cute right, and then she befriended the fork, and the meth dealer? And just lost it? Hell yeah! Just like that!
Anyway, watch the video for yourself and don't forget to subscribe to my YouTube channel!
Make sure you have 2 buckets when you see "take you there" by Nikki T! One to sit on and one to put under your chin! You're guaranteed to shit and throw up! Projectile vomit and projectile shit! YES! IT'S THAT BAD! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! SUBSCRIBE NOW GOD DAMN IT! https://www.youtube.com/user/meetmagazine2/videos
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