Lady Gaga - G.U.Y. - An ARTPOP Film - Review - Reaction - Opinion
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The short film, or long form music video features some of Lady GaGas music.
Such as, G.U.Y. (Girl Under You), Manicure and Venus.
So, it starts out with some idiots in suits fighting over money! Yes, Fiat currency, that is not backed by Gold! Worthless toilet paper with old dead guys faces all over it! Anyway, these clowns are Obviously Masons!
Then, we see what appears to be a dead or dying Lady GaGa. And she has wings!
First thing I think is that they killed Gaga because she's a woman. And Masons hate women! Any who! There's an arrow next to her left foot! I guess she took an arrow to the knee!
To make it worse, Stephanie, I mean Lady GaGa has an arrow that was shot through her back, and came out of her chest! Mmmm, meat on a stick! Slut-kabob anybody?
So, she takes forever to get up and I realized something! she was trying to show off her great ass! No wonder they kept the camera on her wonderful backside for so long!
Anyway, she hops up and snatches the arrow out of her body, and then just stands there for a minute, and looks at it. Like it's a pregnancy test! I guess she can't believe the tip went in that deep!
Then, she stumbles over to some huge expensive looking building., obviously ran by the Illuminati! And two homos wearing black hoods and tight pants are standing there.
1 on each side! they must be Masons! They must be Jackin' off Boaz to obtain Equilibrium or some garbage!
So she falls down and they come over and pick her up.
i thought they were about to do her like Uncle Phil used to do to DJ. Jazzy Jeff on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and throw her!
I thought they were gonna say, "get out of here white girl! No women allowed! We like sausage!" But they ruined it! They brought her to a stair case instead.
So, they did some sort of weird, gay, Masonic ritual where they covered her in flowers and butterfly's. Then handed her over to some fools wearing all black everything, in a pool! Hey, at least they had nice Kung Lao style hats on!
Anyways! Here's where the video went from interesting to corny! They drown her, and she died and went to gay heaven hunty! YAASS!
But it looked like gay Hell to me! Their was dancing, prancing and their was even a white teddy bear made out of paper.
Come to find out, in gay hell, there's a bunch of twinks wearing gold and carrying bows! And I said to myself, where is the arrow and where is the bulls eye?
Then I looked down between my legs and said, no way! Is the hot dog really the arrow? That must make the buns the bulls eye! YIKES! Well, then again. If it's my arrow and GaGa's buns! I will hit my target every time! BULLS EYE!
So the next part of the video made me scream louder than that time I was at McDonald's taking a shit and the toilet seat broke. And I smashed my dick on it!
In gay Heaven, there's a computer. And if you press the right buttons,
the gods of gay heaven appear! And apparently the gay gods are #1, that racist Indian, Masonic Puppet, Mahatma Gandhi. #2 Fake Jesus! You know, the white guy named Cesare Borgia?
And #3, the King of Pop, Michael Jackson! When Michael was white of course!
Anyway! Finally! The video got good!
Some well endowed, black bull. pushed lady gaga to the floor, got behind her and then laid on top of her! I was like, Oh hell yeah! I've been picturing me in this guys shoes since 2009 when I first saw this broad! I knew she liked the brothers!
I've been trying to play the Love Game, and Poker Face (Poke her) for the Paparazzi, or at least Just Dance with Lady GaGa, for a half a decade now! Where do I sign up to be in a Lady GaGa video? I mean, I'd do it for free!
Unfortunately, this chump only lasted a good 30 seconds or less. He might be packing a pipe big enough for the Super Mario Brothers to escape through! But geez! Even Kim Kardashian's marriages lasted longer than that guy!
Anyway! A slutty nurse took blood from the gay gods to make gaga her perfect man!
Whats next? The bones of Jesus?
Ha ha! No but seriously. Gandhi, Michael and Jesus? With a combination like that, I'd hate to ask her what she likes on her Pizza!
Oh and by the way, the dude who played Gandhi in the video was a "black" and the guy who played Michael Jackson was Caucasian! Wow! I guess the only thing missing now is a Chinese Santa Clause!
Hmmm cheddar cheese! Imagine Santa Chin! I wonder if his gifts would be crap that was made in China!
Anyway! So, Gaga and her chicks hop out of a car wearing all black and she's wearing wings on her head to boot!
They pull out some sort of space guns, that look like leaf blowers! And start shooting money everywhere! It looks like a Jew committed suicide!
I mean, the last time GaGa threw money all over the ground like that, their was a chick in a G-string, wearing pasties, serving alcohol. And lying about paying her college tuition with her job there!
So, Mr. "I can win a 3 legged race all by myself". Get's GaGa down on all 4's and bangs her her hole so wide open, that she's gonna have to use a pillow for a tampon!
Now GaGa is in a different outfit! And she performed a dance sequence so gay, that my estrogen levels rose so high that I grew breasts! And yes I can suck my own tittie!
Anyway! A bunch of Masons walk out of the academy flashing gay Masonic hand symbols.
Then, the video ends with gaga in a black mans arms!
You know gaga, your real life could look a lot like that final scene right?
Love and Hip Hop ATLANTA - Season 3 Pre ROAST! Unreleased Season 2 Reunion - Review, Recap, Opinion
Warning, if you are sensitive to Rat roasting, do not read on! Readers discretion is strongly advised!
I was gonna review the Reunion show of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Season 2, however, my review turned into a massacre! I couldn't finish reviewing the show because I was seeing red! I decided to just go off in general. I wrote, saved and never published nor made a video for the following entry back in August of 2013.
I had to stop myself because the second Season of Love of Atlanta bored me to ad nauseum!
Joseline's accent and just, everything about the show was friggin ridiculous!
Now remember, this has been minimally edited. And it is a short, unfinished entry.
Before I even get into this. I tried to do reviews and recaps of
the individual episodes. But I was just too bored by the show to do it.
Let me take a crack at this!
Excuse me if I come across as grumpy. But
the phoniness and nastiness of these, "ratchet", people disturbs me!
This is what I wrote!
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So, the minstrel show begins, and after an introduction to all of these irrelevant nobodies. We learn that Rasheeda and and her cone headed husband, Kirk are having a little boy. Named Carter Frost. And I thought to myself, "wait a minute, isn't a cart of frost an ice cream truck?"
Random thought, I know!
Anyway!
Oprah Winfart, I mean Mona Scott, asks pretentious gold digger, Oluremi Fela Faust aka Mimi about her new breast implants. I saw what she looked like before the operation. And to be honest, I wasn't impressed at all. Not even a little tit! I mean a little bit! Anyway, she asks Mimi about her boobs and an argument ensued between Mimi and Joseline, who I affectionately refer to as GonorrRhianna! Because she looks like Rhianna and Gonorrhea blended together!
They were calling each other all kinds of nasty names. And you know what though? Mimi isn't shit but old trash, in a plastic Louis Vuitton bag. This chick is like almost half way through her forties, doing young dumb bitch shit.
Why?
Because she's stupid! She wants to be a God damned Bourgeoisie, hood rat.
She wants a "bad bitch" lifestyle and reputation, while living it up! She wants it all! But she's not really about that life. She's fart in a can! Because she's faking the funk!
The only reason why all of Mimi's friends appear to be humungous pieces of shit is because. Mimi is like, that girl who picks really shitty men to be in a relationship with on purpose! You know, so people will say, "you can do better Mimi". In other words, as long as Mimi isn't, or doesn't appear to be the biggest piece of shit in the room, then she's good!
Fucking starving con artist! You're not fooling anybody! HA HA!
Her name is Mimi right? How fucking ironic! In her mind the world revolves around her twice. Therefore her name is ME ME!
It's all about her!
Moving along!
There's main chicks, side chicks and then, theirs Traci's! And that's the chick that the guy doesn't even want at all! Not because you're a "strong black", cup of coffee! Not because of your education, your wealth, or success. No! Because of your negative qualities. Such as but not limited to. Snide remarks out of jealousy and ignorance towards women that you don't even know. And your magnetism to all things inferior.
Traci being known for saying, "popcorn hoes" is like Beyonce's entry in the dictionary for the word, "bootylicious". It's sad! And as a mother and a woman of melanin. Please grow the fuck up!
But back to Mimi! Mimi is like Christmas shopping at the dollar store. You're just doing what you gotta do until you can do better.
As a matter of fact. Mimi needs to take a yoga class. So she can pull her legs over her head and get over herself.
Champagne taste with a kool aid face bitch! She really thinks that she is so much better than everybody!I can't stand MimI!
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And yeah. I had to stop it there before someone shoots at me!
As you can see, the show pissed me off so badly that I turned green! And at this point I was trying to watch what I say on video.
This was right before I became the monster of a reviewer that I am! HA HA HA HA HA!
Now it's gloves off and no holds bar, UFC style reviews!
Season 3 of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta is coming. And I'm coming on it!
Yeah! I'm gonna bust nuts in the faces of your favorite cast members! Better have towel a Joseline! I heard you say in your Breakfast Club interview that you don't swallow! No wonder you're so unhappy! A little vitamin C never hurt anybody! And when I say Vitamin C. I mean Vitamin Cum!
So hinge your Jaw back Joseline! I'm about to blow... all down your throat!
I'll see you next Season for the next review! Today is March 20, 2014. So, I wrote that unfinished review about 7 months ago! So don't judge me!
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Blood Sweat and Heels | Season 1 | Episode 9 | FINALE | Heels on the Hudson | Review | Recap | Opinion
After some clips from earlier episodes in the series. The episode starts out at
with Mica and a very fat woman, Her miracle worker, I mean, make up artist, Patrece. The two are meeting up with Mica's slutty models!
The Skeletons are doing a photo shoot. And the first one is Courtney! A white woman so flat chested that she tries to be funny and cover her little nuggets. One hand on each boobie! All she needed was a rubber band!
She can wear an eye patch as a bra! She said that she once went to the store and they handed her an A cup and she said, "actually I wear an A spoon! Skank you very much"
I mean, if Melyssa's cup runnith' over in her brassier and she has a gulp of breast, Courtney has a sip of titty!
I mean her breasts are so small, when she went to get a mammogram, the Dr. checked for an Adam's Apple! She's so skinny, when she rubs her hands together, it sounds like bubble wrap popping! She's so skinny, when she goes to the beach they say forget skinny dipping. Let's go Courtney dipping!
Nah, I'm just joking! The fat bitches who watch my YouTube videos wish they looked like Courtney! HA HA!
In our next scene Melyssa is showing Lance, a potential client a nice apartment! And she is looking quite bootylicious in a tight white dress!
The rent for the place is $27,000 and her commission works like this. $27,000 Multiplied by 12 months, for a 1 year contract equals, $324,000, divided by 15% equals $48,600 dollars!
Man! I wish I would have gotten into Real Estate years ago! Oh well! Melyssa would be a great teacher! I guess I'll have to ass, I mean ask her! For some lessons or something!
Anyway! Melyssa is working on commissions only. And the client appears to be more concerned with her tight white dress and big sexy biracial booty than the apartment!
He ends up leaving empty handed. Well, except for his parting gift! Some hair in a can! After a quick Masonic hand shake. Captain comb over leaves and goes home to masturbate and think about what he just saw!
Now we're at Mica's apartment in Harlem when her gay boyfriend walks in.
And we're at Daisy's and Geneva's houses too. We're jumping back and forth between the places. And the ladies are reading their invitations to the boat party
Mica said that she used to running from her problems. And being on a boat with them is gonna be odd because, her skinny ass can't swim that damn good! Terry is very supportive of her! He told her that as skinny as she is, she'll be fine! Pirates love skulls and bones!
Now we're with Demetria and she's doing a photo shoot for her second book. Which is titled. "Don't Waste Your Pretty". Judging by her looks, she needs to take her own advice!
Anyway, she's getting her fat face painted on. She claims that she hasn't eaten solid food in a long time. Well except dry coffee! And she's been drinking hot water! So pretty much, this hot head is a human peculator! I'd think will all of that caffeine, this low energy slug be bouncing off of the walls like Daisy! But caffeine apparently has not effect on her! I blame the fat!
Speaking of fat. Her humungous friend that always has to out do her was like, "Coffee? Girl, I onced starved my self by going for weeks on sneezy!" Then the skinny one was like, "girl I'm a breatharian. I don't eat at all!"
They edited out her dead home girl, the skeleton. She rolled out with sign on her rip cage, and her hands over her mouth and the sign said "top this bitches! I'm dead!"
Fucking show off!
So, when Demetria started writing she sacrificed a lot of things, relationships, work outs, and even cats!
But, Anyway! Demetria loves the photos, she just want to Photoshop out her fat! Which is so much easier than proper diet and exercise! What an extremest! She eats like a pig and doesn't work out. Then punishes herself by eating nothing but coffee and sperm!
What a fucking lunatic!
Now we're at Flywheel, and Brie is working out! I knew her fit and petite self had to work out!
So Geneva and Daisy come are their too.
they're doing this for charity. Called, "Half in 10". Or some crap like that! You see, poverty levels are at 22 percent for people who are under the age of 18, and they are going to bring those levels down to 11 percent in 10 years! By riding Bicycles in a fitness class!
Yeah! Don't ask me how it works. Because I don't know!
So, Geneva AKA Snuffleupagus, doesn't want to meet up with the girls on the boat trip because she doesn't like Mica.
And Daisy said that Geneva acts like a nasty attitude having middle aged
black woman, who lost her husband, that wants to look at Daisy's butt!
And I began clapping! Yeah Daisy! There's plenty of women like that on the internet! It's always a Geneva who leaves a nasty comment on my YouTube videos!
The highlight of the scene is when Daisy confessed that she was using the bicycle seat to masturbate! She said that spinning is her sex, because she can feet it in her flower pot.
Hey Daisy, get it how you live! I love this crazy bitch!
So, now we're at Melyssa's Apartment in the Financial District of Jew York city!
And Melyssa's mom and aunt come through. And her white momma can barely sit down before she grabs a beer and starts calling Melyssa a whore.
I feel like I'm watching an Episode of 106 and Trailer Park, on M.E.T. Mixed Entertainment Television! And don't dare act like ya'll don't watch it too!
Their were only 2 good things about this scene. #1 The world now knows what I already knew. Which is that Melyassa Ford is the poster child for race mixing done right! Her momma and daddy have some couture Jean-etics! (genetics)
And #2
When her mom asked her if she is still failing miserably financially. The entre-prewhore in Melyssa makes her want to keep striving for independence. And when I say independence. I mean she is still waiting on her rich man! And well, I still didn't get this money just yet Melyssa but when I do!
Anyway, her mother told her that she needs to get a stable job and hurry and have kids before her eggs go rotten! She's turning 38 this year for God sakes!
Now we're at Demetria's Apartment with Demteria and Gregg!
Gregg is concerned with his girlfriend going on this boat trip. Black people have a tendency to get tied up on trips like these, and then they don't come back! But they always find work when they reach their destination! Anyway! He doesn't for her to get turned out in some lesbian orgy type situation. And does he want for her to get beaten up either!
In our next scene we visit Daisy's apartment.
And she is packing gifts with her two assistants, to give to the ladies son their boat trip!
I'm telling you, Daisy has the perfect name. She's one sweet chick! I just wish that she'd stop with the loud collars! The only thing louder than her wardrobe is her personality! I mean, a bright orange dress and that frigging pink lipstick? She must think that she's Barbie! But as black as she is with that pink lipstick, she looks more like Bar-B-cue!
Now we're in a cab with Melyssa and Demetria. Melyssa says to chill with calling Mica a drunk
because if she has to, Melyssa is gonna snatch that nappy mop on Demetria's head, and ring her brains through her nose holes!
And Mica and Terry are in their car. And Mica says that she just wants a simple apology from Demon-etria for pointing and saying, "Ha ha you're daddy died! You drunk!"
Now the ladies are arriving at the boat at Lincoln Harbor. Geneva can't even get on the boat good and she's speaking about white Jesus and how she wants to bring a Christian crusade of murder and torture, to this boat ride!
Geneva aka Cortez, just last week was screwing her friend, taking it up the butt and letting him piss all over big ass eyes. now she is Jesus in the flesh, last weak she had Jesus in her flesh! And when I say Jesus I mean, the PENIS!
Look, Popeye! You weren't thinking about reaching heaven when Wayne was crucifying your vagina. You weren't trying to reach heaven. just an orgasm! Who is this hypocrite kidding? The only congregating you do is at Churches Chicken!
I can see her now at the Church dinner. Eating out of the collections plate!
No! Better yet! I can see her on a diet now. Talking about, "it died!"
I mean Geneva's eating healthy would last as long as bottle of Visine around them big ass eyes!
On day one of her diet she'd be telling her friend. "Girl! I'm on that new Weight Watchers! Every morning I get on the scale and watch my weight go up!"
"But I'm tryna eat healthy! Just vegetables!" Then she'll be with her girlfriend at the buffet like. I'm just gonna have the Cesar salad! Then she sees her salad, gives up and goes back to meat!
Fat ass! Corn beef is not a vegetable! And 8 slices of Apple Pie is not a daily serving of fruit!
I can see her now! I bet at her funeral, they're gonna say stuff like. "Geneva the big eyed Diva was the type of Elephant to give you her shirt off her back. But she'd take her twinkles out the pocket first"
Geneva lets the women know about her and Wayne.
And Daisy says. "Yeah! That's why she was mad, this beached whale had sand in her bathing suit! And when I say sand, I mean Va-dry-na! Dry vagina!"
So the women get all dolled up and then they sit down to eat dinner.
And Daisy gives the ladies their gifts! And even gets a kiss in return from Brie!
NOTE TO SELF: Get Brie a gift to get a kiss! And when I say a "gift". I mean my dick in a box! With a bow on balls!
Anyway, as expected, the ladies love the gifts. In fact, this ac t of kindness made Demetria finally figure out that Daisy is a sweaty pie! Aww, she must have put an Afro pick in her box!
And a gift to Krispy Kreme!
So Mica starts being questioned about being a slutty, Tragic Mulatto.
And whether or not she is just an alcohol or if she is popping Molly's on the side too!
And Mica has excuses for everything! When it comes to the party that she violently flashed her vagina at. She said she was merely pulling her dress because she had gas! She needed to either fan it or melt in her own funk! And she decided to live!
And as for the time that she ran up in Bries house to rip Geneva's eyes out and make Spaghetti and eyes balls? Well, you see, what had happened was. They were on their way to dinner and Demetria said she was famished from only eating coffee so, Geneva's eyes were supposed to be an appetizer!
Well Mica. You're not rocking with the "white is right" crowd babe! Those excuses will get you no were!
However Mica does brings up a great point! And that's the fact that Demetria is a royal bitch!
She also feels like Demetria is being extremely judgmental. And before she can finish ripping Demon-eatia a new one.
Demetria pulls a Kanye West, snatches her Microphone and says that she thinks that Mica has split personalities! Then said, "Wu Tang is for the children! Suuuuu!"
Whatever that means!
So brie says that yeah, mica is a sloppy drunk!
And mica who is nearly in tears, apologize profusely! I mean she even appologized for slavery!
Right there on that boat! And like she said, Demetria whooped her white ass like Django unchained!
So, Daisy says that calling Mica an alcoholic isn't cool. Because those are strong words. And there's power in the tongue. In fact, she's been with a woman before. Melysssa.. So yeah! There's power in the tongue!
Geneva tells Daisy to shut up because she wasn't there.
And Melyssa just sat there drunk, thinking, I bitch a wish would! Yeah, she gets dyslexic when she gets drunk!
Anyway, the white girl got up and ran off crying! She probably went and drowned her sorrows in more alcohol! As we know, white people can drink a fish under the table! That's the one thing they're good for.
Now in the closing scene, the ladies are at the edge of the boat like that movie, The Titanic.
They're watching fire works. and they're pretty optimistic about the second season!
And getting to know each other and what not. In fact, it's time for the lesbian orgy at the bowels of the ship! Damn, wish i was there! Fish is the healthiest meat that you can eat!
And I'll leave you with these parting words. A wise man once said. "Great minds, think like dykes".
And that was pretty much it for this episode!
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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Episode 17 | He Said, She Said | Review | Recap | Opinion
The episode starts out at Atlanta Beach where you can be a shopaholic and an alcoholic at the same damn time! Cynthia is going bathing suit shopping and drinking a large glass of alcohol
when NeNe walks in. And they're being watched! The store clerk is some nosy white woman who is all up in the business. And she is watching them to make sure they don't steal! Racist cunt!
So anyway, NeNe only wears two piece's. I thought she was referring to her wig, but she was talking about bathing suits. Eww! The women are preparing to go to Mexico! And Cynthia can't wait to show off her body now that those fibroid bubbles have been popped! She had the bubble guts for real!
NeNe says that Marlo turned on her by befriending Kenya and she doesn't want to talk about her ever again! Let alone speak to her! But you know what they say! Elephants never forget!
Speaking of Marlo.Bootylicious Marlo is being visited by Stallion Booty Kenya Moore.
And theirs booty everywhere imn this scene!@ Is this Marlo's apartment, or a Pirate convention? Either way, they're having cocktails! Boy! I'd give Kenya's tail a cock alright!
Marlo admits that she knew that NeNe had an issue with her being friends with Kenya!
She laid down the rules and already explained to her that she had to either choose the horse or the Moose! And she chose the Kenya.
Marlo and Kenya feel that NeNe's real issue is the fact that her acting career is failing miserably! She went from being on 3 different TV. shows simultaneous, to now being forced to go back to the starting line! And just do her old drag queen routine on the Real Housewives of Atlanta! A show which is statistically accurate because only half of the black Housewives are actually married!
Now we're visiting Phaedra and Apollo's house. They're enjoying some time with their two children. Future inmate #1 is trying to catch frogs in the pool with a net. And future inmate #2 is about to be thrown in the pool by Bonnie, I mean Phaedra!
And Bonnie loathes the idea of going on a trip to filthy Mexico because. The last time the group went on a trip. Boonie almost had to shoot Kenya between the eyes! Because Clyde aka Apollo the scammer, decided he was gonna do something with Kenya that he can't do with Phaedra. And that's pick her up, put her on his shoulder. And jump into the pool!
He would have jumped into the pool with Phaedra but. If he did, all of the water would have come out. And the pool would have been left as bare as Kenya's womb!
So, Phaedra is thinking about leaving Apollo to stay with the children while she takes her flamboyant homosexual friend Dwight. Mr. DUI! That way, she wont have to worry about them two sneaking off into the bushes! In other words, no half brother, bank robbing partner for Ayden.
Now Peter is visiting Kordell. And he tells Peter some startling information about his marriage!
His relationship between himself and Porsha was between the two of them and the man upstairs! Not God! But some man was living upstairs! He didn't eat or drink, he never left that bedroom. He'd just peak out and stare from time to time!
To make matters even more complicated. Porsha's family ruined their marriage!
She'd bring 12 people from her family to his house at a time. And one day Porsha's mother was sitting in his bedroom on his cream colored chairs, eating Peperoni Pizza!
And Porsha used to disappear for days at a time! Uh huh! I knew she had a straight man on the side! And come to find out, Porsha hounded Kordell about a divorce for 3 months! So she lied when she said that she found out about him wanting to part ways on twitter! I knew a woman that fine was too good to be true!
Now were finally in Mexico! At the El Dorado Royale Spa Resort by Karisma!
Kenya and Mr. Lawrence traveled a day ahead! And Kenya is such an evil whore, that she's going to leave pictures of herself wearing nearly nothing in the women's rooms! That way Apollo can pretend that he's in his old cell, and masturbate to them!
So NeNe, Gregg, Cynthia, Peter and Porsha arrive. And I'm wondering why Cynthia is dressed like a Sailor. Then I figured it out. Peter is finally gonna get some from Cynthia. And they're gonna do it on the beach so he doesn't make a mess everywhere. So, she dressed like a seaman for the semen! Very clever Cynthia!
So Phaedra is hold out on coming. Like Tantra. She wants to get the word from the girls that the feds aren't around before she gets down there!
In the meantime. NeNe Moose is bragging about arriving earlier than the other women. And I'm thinking, yeah bitch! You were the first one to Mexico and the last one at the hair salon!
Whoop dee fucking hair do! I hope you crack a hoof!
So, Kandi and Todd finally arrive and everyone is so far having a good time.
Then Porsha get's there and steals the show as usual. This time she said something dumber than that time she said that infamous quote. "I know it was racist but. My favorite cartoon was that black exploitation one where Bugs Bunny was tied to the train tracks in the Underground Railroad! Boy they really hated us back then!"
So what did Porsha-tard say this time ? What could she say that could be worse than the infamous Bugs Bunny Underground Railroad story? She said that she is Mexican because her, "baby hairs stay laid!"
No Porsha! Mexican's have hair in their drinking water, and black girls like you buy their hair from dirty Indian girls. Who have hair in their ass!
Come to think of it. You are a Mexican Porsha! You're cheap, stupid, only qualify to work as a maid. You have a big funky family that you tried to cram into Kordells mansion. And no one wants to live near you. Sounds like a Mexican to me! Ha Ha!
So, everyone is having a good time in the stretch Hummer limo from the air port. And Peter says to Porsha, "Porsha, no shade. Because the only shade (Sade) someone as black as me knows is that singer who sings the Sweetest Taboo!"
"I talked to Kordell. And you're a lying heifer! Kordell said you and your family are trifling free loaders! The type to jump up and lay down on a Granite kitchen counter on television, acting like coon casserole"
And Porsha is still lying about loving Kordell. Because she says that she is going to divorce him and immediately show off the new guy to the world! Boy! pretty women must heal fast after break ups!
It's always fun having a fine woman. Until she moves on to the next penis! When Alicia Keys left me, it was very hard to deal with! I'll never get over that dream.
So, the group arrive at the El Dorado Royale. And Kenya is there spinning around half naked and being very racist. She is making that stupid sound that Hispanics make. *rolls tongue!*
And the wet backs almost cut her head off!
Anyways! Mr. Lawrence of course had to come in spinning around being an attention whore just like Kenya! He had on his Poncho, some all white "please Lord don't let me get my period" pants! And a fake beard! So he spent around and acted gay and annoying. We all know how the gays are!
I wonder how many people peeped this! Porsha said the same thing that I said in an earlier review! That Kenya's boyfriend from Africa, is so black that we can't see him. He's invisible!
Like I always say, "Great minds, think like dykes!" Ha ha! But seriously, as retarded as Porsha is, I now under stand why they say that a broken clock is right twice a day. Porsha's so stupid, her spirit animal is a ding bat!
So Kenya shows the group their rooms. And she gave NeNe a presidential suite to match her patriot looking wig! Ands he's telling NeNe that she is giving her this room as an olive branch because...
and before she can finish speaking. Moose ate the damn olive branch! Greedy whore!
Anyway! The place is so beautiful that Gregg hopped up on bed on all fours, and begin bouncing up and down and slapping his own ass! So, I don't want to read any negative comments underneath my videos, crying about me calling NeNe a man! She clearly gives it to Gregg from the back!
If a room on vacation would make Gregg do that. Just imagine what he'd do for a biscuit.
In the next scene. Porsha showed the world an old Ancient African secret! That while white girls do their hair on their head. Black girls pull theirs off to brush it! See, white folks, scalp tickets. Black women scalp Mexican's for their hair. She's been their one day and she already has some poor Mexicunt running around, holding her head like Sleepy Hollow!
So, Porsha hasn't had any booty in so long that she jumped up on Cynthia and ate her out!
But lets move along to the closing scene.
So the group meet up at Jo Jo's Restaurant! And no! K-Ci is not the manager! Anyway! Kenya wants to mix up the couples and have them sit next to people other than their partners.
When they're seated, Gregg tells Porsha that she was a fool for leaving Kordell because he has lot's of money.
And Porsha, whose fed up with all of the Kordell talk. Wants to explain once and for all to everyone why her and Kordell broke up so they can stop asking. So she tells them that at first she did agree to stay home with their child and what not, but things changed. So Todd cut her off and said, "Wait! you mean to tell me that dude had a sex change?" And Porsha was so pissed that she spit at Todd and said, "Shut your little ass up Pinocchio! Before I cut your fucking strings!"
Then she went on to say that Kordell wasn't buying her enough materialistic things so with her being the gold digging whore that she is, she had to go find more lucrative ways to make money to buy expensive things that make wealthy white people even richer! You know! Like spending her life savings on weave!
And come to find out. She married Kordell so that she could help take away the rumors that Kordell is a homosexual! In exchange for him buying her expensive trinkets. In other words, they were in fact in an arranged marriage.
In this scene, Kenya Moore was being so invasive and mean and shady to Porsha. That the Porsha almost got up and broke her neck! So, stay tuned! We just may see Porsha and Kenya go at it. I hope not! Lord knows Porsha can't afford to take a blow to the head! Porsha can afford taking a blow to the head like she can afford an 8,000 square foot mansion, off of synthetic hair and Reality TV. money!
And that was pretty much it for this episode!
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So I went to the Love of Labels website to see what the hell Brittish Williams is selling there!
Before
I could even get to the products, I was distracted by a banner on the
front page! I saw Brittish with 2 white girls, a black girl and an
Asian! With really pretty hair might I add.
Anyway,they all have on
black skull caps with pink writing on them. Looking like they're about
to go skiing with gay people! The next thing that I noticed was that big
ugly necklace that Brittish is wearing. But we'll get back to the necklace in a minute!
The
website looks like a cheap ebay story. It's clearly not professionally designed and to make it worse, the photography look like selfies! I mean,
who starts a business on the internet and has their models snap the
photos themselves? Man! Everything she does is low budget!
Anyway!
I figured I'd still give her a chance because I saw an all white dress
called "rap dress", and a striped pink dress named "plain sight". And
both looked nice, and the models looked smoking hot in them!
So
I went over to the accessories portion of the site and the first thing
that really caught my eye was that ugly necklace! The same one that
Brittish was wearing! So not only was the cheap looking thing, which
appears to be made from scrap chain link and an old watch band, down right fugly! To make things even more interesting. The description from the item wasn't even right! It reads, "Vesarce by HM Rare Necklace $300"
So
I busted out laughing and said, "wait a minute, did this dummy try to
spell Versace, V E S A R C E?" Ves arce? Dang Brittish! There's a song
with the name boo boo! And you had to be on a computer when you made
your website. So why not look up the correct spelling?
But
forget that part, it gets even worse for the woman with T's in her
name. This is what the necklace went on to say! "This one of a kind of a
piece is a must have, it is a eye catcher"
Did the squinting Asian write this? Or did Brittish's stupid mother who spells words with two T's write this mess?
First off, "This one of a kind of a piece" should read, "The one of a kind piece".
Further more, "it is a eye catcher", should say, "it is an eye catcher!
Anyway,
she also sells some ugly $60 baseball caps called, "punk rivet hats".
Which feature a bunch of metal junk all over it. Looking like a robot
took a shit on a hat!
But I did see one really nice accessory. And it was a body chain for $42!
And All that I can think about is how great Porsha Williams, Brie Bythewood or Mylessa Ford would look in it. And yes, just the chain. Nothing else! Or maybe with just some heels!
*claps* GOOD MORNING!
Anyway, these are just my opinions and assessments. What do you think about Brittish with two T's and her low rent website? Ever been scammed by them? Have you had a good experience ordering from her? Have you never ordered there but would? Or have you never placed an order and would not? Let me know why either way below! And for more celebrity, and reality tv. news, reviews, recaps and opinions please subscribe to my YouTube channel. and if you likey, tell a friend!
Love and Hip Hop | New York | Season 4 | The Reunion | Part 2 | Review | Recap | Opinion
The show stars off where part 1 of the reunion ended. With Monique asking Amina Buddafly whether she thinks that in 10 to 13 years she will become the new Tara. A washed up, used and abused, battered, bitter bitch that fucks other peoples husbands and brags about it on TV.
Amina tells Monique that she is in the same place Tara was in after only one year of being with Peter! And the only difference between her and the other women is that he married her. To make things worse for my sweet little Amina. Peter informs the world that if he knew that Tara had such strong feelings for him , he would have never married Amina in the first place. Aww, first Zendaya Coleman loses on Dancing With The Stars. Now this shit! I swear, mixed girls stay losing!
So Tara, the most delusional person on the show, pretends that she takes the high horse into the sun set. She always has to act so high and mighty! She sat her wrinkled, crinkled french fry looking neck up there and claims that while other women don't mind if their man sleeps around, she isn't down for that. The funny thing about it, is that they showed a clip from a previous episode where she bragged to Amina about sleeping with her husband whenever she wants to! And she even bragged about taking the Plan B pill, AKA emergency contraception, twice in a 2 month period. In other words, she cheated with another woman's husband, let him bust nuts in her at least twice, then turned around and swore up and down that she doesn't like sharing. And this is the woman, that the majority of females who watch the show are on the same, "team" as? You fools are Team Tara? #TeamTara
FOREALLY? Y'all wanna align your self with the avenger of adultery. That comes on TV with a little boys hair cut, wearing a dress made from a swimming pool cover? Awww man!
That says a lot about women in America in 2014. And this is why smart men marry foreign , that is if you're going to marry at all!
Anyway, when peter left Tara for Amina, he was in a dark space. You know, that little shoe known as Tara's tiny ass apartment. And Amina became an outlet and some live in pussy! So, he used her as some vacation vagina, if that makes any sense.
So, Amina announced that she was pregnant. And instead of just saying it like a normal person. She reached into her bra, the same place she stores her drivers license. And pulled out a pregnancy test, dripping with piss and threw it on Peters lap! And he gave her that, "you could've licked it out off first" look. Then his face dropped! And yeah, I know that his sagging face lost the war with gravity a long time ago. He needs to botox his whole face! How are you gonna be in your mid 40's looking like a skinny bulldog? How is your face gonna have all of that extra skin. Looking like a Jewish penis! On TV! Meshugana!
But what makes things even more crazy is Peter already has 7 children outside of the womb walking around so. He was not happy about the 8th child at all! Man! light skinned dudes stay losing. just ask DJ. Envy! Peter Gunz was so mad, that I thought that he was gonna beat the baby out of her, like Joe Budden did to Esther Baxter. Allegedly. For legal reasons, *clears throats* allegedly beat the baby out of Esther Baxter!
Anyway, the news of the pregnancy makes Peter run off the stage crying like a baby! And of course, Amina was shocked and hurt by Peter abandoning her. I hope she's not a cutter!
While Peter is back stage, Tahiry tells him that he needs to apologize to Tara. Because that's what she has always wanted. And this is what gets men in so much trouble. Tahiry is operating as what I dubbed being a Hoe coach. And a Hoe Coach is a female, who attempts to influence the actions, or thoughts of a man. And the treatment that a man delivers to a woman. Usually based off of how she desires to be treated. Not how the woman should be treated, but how she personally wishes that people would act and react towards her. And men who listen to the Hoe Coach, they often end up in big trouble.
So, Peter says that he will come back to the stage as long as Amina gets her Piranha mouth backstage, because he only wants to talk to Tara. Amina reluctantly leaves the stage,, and that sorry sack of shit Peter Gunz comes back and sits down. Bows his head and starts balling like a baby. I guess he thought that them Ray Charles sunglasses would block the tears! Them sunglasses aint water proof, fool!
So, Peter apologies to Tara and lets her know that he is removing himself from her life so that he does not hurt her anymore. Wow! You should have said that about 2 years ago. LMAO!
Next up is Tahiry Jose and Rashidah Ali. You know, the dude who used to be in the opening credits, then they took him out. And he had to sit on the couch with the other men for the reunion. Yeah, Biggie went from ashy to classy, and Rashidah went from credits to edits!
And before they can talk, fat ass Mo Eat grabs the women's hands and says that she wants to pray. But she didn't actually pray, she just said, "father God please". I mean unless they edited it! That was her little "prayer"!
So, Tahiry informs us that she is proud of her Magazine covers where she is baring her body and selling her non existent soul. And she likens them to, "plauqes" you kow like the ones that you receieve when you make hit records in the music industry? Yeah, just like that! Because we all know that her diss record about Joe Budden titled, "Devil" was a flop! So, the pictures will have to suffice! You know, instead of selling 1 million records she can say that a million men jerked off of to her. She went platinum in sperm I guess.
So at some point in the discussion Tahiry decideds to tell Rashidah that she weighs 300 lb.s to which Rashidah replies by saying that she hasn't had a fight all month long. And Budden tells her that she isn't going to have one today! To which Rashidah sharply replied, "And I got someone waiting for you, I will end you, I'm not consequence." No shit fat ass! Consequences teeth cant stop moving because they're alive! Your teeth cant stop moving because you're always eating!
Anyway. After some threatening and yelling, security rushes the stage and no one fought! Thank God! Because, two fat bitches fighting smells like bacon and onion soup.
On a side note, I guess Monique's prayer didn't work after all! Jesus must have been taking a Holy Shit. Oh well, hope he flushed and wiped his ass with a cloud!
So now, Saigon and Erica Jean are on the stage.
And these two crazy people still swear up and down that their baby was a planned pregnancy. Like these 2 people who were fuck buddies. Just had an idea out of no where one day to produce a child together.
Which is crazy because from the beginning until now, Erica says that Saigon didn't want the baby when he was first born.
So lets review what we learned today! Tweedle midget dee and tweedle gap, claim that they made plans to make a baby together. And when the baby was born, Saigon said, nah, I don't want him anymore! LMAO!
And that's the story that they told to 5 million viewers! This is a case for the Child Protective services!
So, Saigon claims to have never even seen Erica Jean pregnant! And I'm starring at the screen like, bruh! Babies don't come from storks. I'm pretty sure she was really pregnant! At least give her that much credit! Dang!
Anyway, he claims to have wanted to be there for the birth of the child. So, I don't know whether or not he thinks that she found that baby somewhere or what! I am just too confused following this story!
To make things even more confusing they say that when she was going to move in his toy house. She didn't actually move in. Which would explain why the episode where she was allegedly moving in, the SUV was practically empty! Anyway! She didn't really move in because, she was at his house on Instagram. And some dude said, "What's up?" to her and Saigon believes that despite Erica being very admiment about the man being a stranger. Saigon believes that this mystery guy tapped that booty!
Saigon also believes that Erica lies in general and is being phoney for the cameras! And to top it all off, he feels that her and the other mother of his child are using the babies as a pawn to hurt him. By not letting him see the children and what not. And this is all sad! But, their is some good news! Erica stoood up and she had enough ass to cause an eclipse! Boy! She turned to the side and her ass in that dress looked pregnant! Feel free to give birth to my penis Erica! Anytime! Sweet Jesus!
Hmm cheddar cheese!
Yandy Smith and Rich Dollaz are talking now about their business ventures.
Rich lets everyone know that he holds his weight as Yandy's business partner. Then brags that he has put out 3 top 10 hits in 3 years and that he made a lot of money. So, Monique begins auditioning for Rich. By rapping! And it was terrible, but better than most rappers from the south.
Her little rap went something like this! "Uh, Yandy give me a beat". *BEAT BOXING FROM WHACK ASS YANDY INSUES*
"Uh! My name is Monique and I'm fat as hell!
I only come a runnin when I hear the dinner bell!
I love chicken wings! They make my heart sing!
When my husband proposed he gave me an onion ring!"
Now that's a fat bitch! She even raps about food! Fat black bitches stay losing!
Anyway, Yandy says that she feels that she may have misjudged Amina Buddafly. And she'd help her out if she can because she likes to see women win. Yeah, you like to see women win, yet you dress like a dead rockstar. bitch, you stay loosing!
So, finally Erica and Cyn are on the stage. Erica says that business wise, Rich and herself are doing good, and its the personal dealings with Rich that messed things up. Cyn agrees and says that she supports the business part of things, but Erica needs to choose between the two of them and stop playing games with her!
Then she tells Erica something that we all know. That she doesn't, "like sharing, I'm greedy too!" Bitch, we saw you eat. We all know that you're greedy! You didn't get that fat from eating salad!
Anyway, Erica who is dressed like a Madam at a whore house, claims to not be in love with Rich anymore. because Rich did so many bad things that she fell out of love with him. Such as bad mouthing her to other people and using and abusing her in general. Yeah Erica, everything is everyone else's fault. You're lucky your pretty. Wait, that was an understatement. You're lucky that you're perfect looking.
So, it's final words time!
Come to find out, Amina found out 2 days pryer to the reunion that she is pregnant. She didn't tell Peter because, she felt that he would have tried to make her abort the baby! I mean, he would have said to keep it a secret. But she is tired of everything being a secret.
Tara says that as women, they are emotional and love so hard, and quickly, especially if the guy is charming and hes showing them what they think they want. But women need to look for signs, such as whether or not they are really happy, and if he is fulfilling everything they need. If not, then that's the time for them to make the decision about their lives.
Boy that Tara sure can pretend to have a brain in her head when she needs to! I just wish that she wouldn't dressed up as a super hero for this reunion! It was a TV. show Tara! Not a costume party!
Anyways, see you next season. I hear that in addition to Love and Hip Hop New York and Love and Hip Hop Atlanta. Their have been talks about Love and Hip Hop Houston, and Love and Hip Hop LA (Los Angeles). And, their have been talks about K Michelles coming out with her own show. And even Erica and Cyn may have their own show coming soon too!
And yeah, as of now, I will watch and review every single one of them!
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So, the last review ended when Apollo was doing what a convict like himself is used to. Getting in another mans ass! He had Brandon held down, while he was having his way with him! But the crowd broke it up before Apollo could get Brandons pants down! Luckily he is not a sagger!
And NeNe let them know that this is about talking and asking questions. And having a good time! Not about fighting with fistess! Yeah, not fists but fistess! And, I know that NeNe is from New York but, she moved down to Atlanta Georgia and well, this is what living in the south does to your brain and cognitive abilities. Their really is retardation juice in the municipal water supply in the south of North America. Just saying! I mean, fistess? Fistess sounds like a lesbian club. So I have no idea where the man in the wig got that one from!
So, my boo thang Porsha has a brain like a 1980's Apple computer. You know like the ones that they had in school, back in the day? Yeah! A slow ass computer in the 100% digital world that we live in! It took her a while to digest what was going on.
However, when she figured it out, she got up, and took her cute sister with her! Porsha, being the adult in the room, didn't want any parts in this foolishness. She felt that they could have communicated with each other better!
And when this mess was going on, Lort! Jesus (Lord) She saw the debil (Devil) in these peoples faces! And before she had to pull an exorcist, and starting sprinkling holy water on everybody by pissing on them to put out the fire in their hearts. She ran with her sister up out of there! That's right Porsha! Take the higher route. My hoe-dar goes haywire
whenever I see you, and with you being a Christian, you gotta kiss white
Jesus's ass and get brownie points somehow. Who knows, he just might
let you into Heaven. Nah, I'm kidding, he wont. Just look at these people that you call, "friends" they're all a bunch of devils. Except Kandi. And I'm not just saying that because she's cute either!
Anyway, Kenya and Brandon left as well. And back in the room Christopher Williams is talking with NeNe and bringing up a great point, that from his point of view. Kenya is a bit of an out of pocket, oddball whore for doing bum bitch stuff like, running around claiming that she knows peoples spouses of 20 years better than they do. And he feels that Kenya just came there looking for trouble to get camera time.
And before that greasy fried chicken looking has been can finish his thought, Kandi, or Little Red Riding Hoodrat as I call her. Stops Chris from speaking to confront Natalie, Christopher's wife, about somethings that she allegedly said about Kandi's fiance and future ex husband, Todd the opportunist! And Kandi wants to know whether or not she actually said that Todd was an opportunist or what!
So, Cynthia tells Kandi that no, of course she didn't say that, and what had happened was. She told Peter and Cynthia that Todd dated her friend Ani, he cheated on her and broke her heart. That Todd was a Hustler, who knew how to swerve, which is a slang term for maneuver or adapt, and finally she said that Todd was always looking for a better situation.
But she never actually used the word "opportunist". She merely gave the dictionary definition of one, however she didn't technically say the word, "opportunist"! LMAO! This is female logic at it's finest. This game play mess is exactly why so many women don't have female friends.
Next thing you know, Cynthia has to jump up in it with her two cents! She could have and should have saved those 2 pennies to put towards a new weave. Bitch looking like a wet scarecrow on TV. and running her mouth! She should have put them lips on Peters big swollen balls! She still hasn't fucked Peter Le Pew! Peter hasn't nutted in so many years that when he drives, his balls rub against the steering wheel! That's why he bought that new car! I mean I saw pictures of this fool jogging on a blog, and he had to hold his balls in a shopping cart. Cynthia's knows that she is dead wrong for not putting it on him!
So when Cynthia is talking with Kandi, Cynthia is moving her hands faster than Apollo, the pick pocket digging in an open purse!
And Kandi let her know that she didn't have to be that extra while talking with her. And Peter walks up to them at about this point. And Cynthia says to Todd that pretty much to sum up the conversation about him. She wanted to be a nosy, messy whore. And Kandi can take it however she wants it! And Peter is confused, he begins asking what in the Smurf is going on.
And the others pretty much told Peter to forget about it. And that the conversation was over. Peter let them know that they were acting strange. And that he will show them strange! He informs the crowd that he has all of the testosterone of humanity housed in 1 ball. Because his wife wont let him bust a nut!
But the others are not concerned. Kandi plays the female card, and begins acting as if Peter is acting in a threatening manner towards her. I swear these big mouthed bitches on this show love to play victim! Bunch of predators I tell you! But they sure will at any moment claim to be being picked on by somebody! Can you say, "full of it"!
Anyway, out of no where, the group are talking and a little bit of shoving went on between the men. And Cynthia's big bootied sister Malorie push Todd like she is part man! I mean she used the power of all of that ass to push little Todd, or toddler as I call him, all the way across the room! And I am left thinking that maybe, just maybe, miss Malorie, who supposedly sleeps with her husband 3 times a day. Snuck off with Peter, Mr. I haven't busted a nut in years. And well, I think that nurse Malorie may have healed Peter!
I mean,anytime a woman will fight for a man that she doesn't even like. Yeah, Cynthia, I hope you know what's going on. And for the record, please don't divorce Peter the skunk. Just tell them that yeah, you know what's going on, and to not use your bed for their fun. I'm just saying.
Anyway, after Malorie strangely strong armed Todd, she pushed Kandi away like she was on a diet! And Kandi went the fuck off! She started screaming stuff like. "Bitch! I'll kill you! I know Kung Fu! And Kung Fu Panda! And Panda Express! I'll swim down to the bottom of the sea while you're snorkeling and shit down your breathing tube! You fucking whooooooooooreee!"
Okay, maybe she didn't say all of that, but she went off!
So, Phaedra , the fat chick of the show, talks with Kandi in the bathroom about what just happened. And Kandi is like cry talking, like when you were kid and your parents gave you that ass whooping that you'll never forget. Kandi was like, "I'll rip that bitches soul out, and fog a window with it! I don't know what that shit means, but it sounds like Fatality on Mortal Kombat!" Okay, she didn't really say that, but that's what I heard.
In our next scene, we visit Kandi's house! She is their with her big bootied best friend and assistant Carmon! Ahem! And Carmon is well, how do I put this. Carmon can just call my Dick curiosity, because I'd, "kill the cat"! For real! Beat that shit to oblivion and hand her neck brace as a parting gift. I wanna smash Carmon to carbon! Just saying!
So, when Kandi and sexy Carmon are talking in the kitchen, Toddler crawls in the room with mud on his shoes, and Kandi tells Carmon the story about what happened from her perspective. And Carmon's facial expression pretty much said, "wow, now if this isn't some foolishness!" "Kandi girl, we, I mean you, are too rich for this!"
So now we visit Cynthia's house. And NeNe and Greg are visiting. And the group are discussing the situation.
Then at Kenya's house, her gay pet Brandon shows up wearing sunglasses because, he has a black eye! Like a dalmatian! In addition to his eye being black, he also has a bruised red rib, and a red jaw! And Kenya feels responsible.
Which she shouldn't , that sissy friend of hers went ballistic and over acted like a big gay tough guy. But guess what punk? The big gay tough guy in the room was Apollo! And sister Apollo was on her period! Brandon, you picked a fight with the wrong bitch, and got your wig snatched! Now run away bald headed and screaming, in shame!
And the funniest part of this scene is a Hidden Jem. I can't be the only one that noticed that the breakfast that Kenya made for Brandon was some eggs! We all know where her eggs went now! On Brandons plate! LMAO!
Anyway, the editors jumped back and forth through the different houses to get different peoples takes on the events that took place. And when Cynthia explains her side of the story, Cynthia, and Nene do a horrible impression of Kandi that night. Cynthia and NeNe are jumping around and waving their arms looking like the wackest white rappers ever! They looked like Eminem and Macklemore conducting an orchestra. But hey, this is the most exercise that NeNe the Moose has had since her stripper days. So I'll give her credit for effort!
So back at Kenya's soon to be foreclosed house. Brandon brought a fake police report to be an overly dramatic twink. Come to find out, Apollo alldgedly crakced his rib. And Brandon says that he will not press charges because he doesn't want Apollo back in jail and away from his children! LMAO! Little did he know that Apollo would be rubbing the log and singing, "it's showtime" from robbing folks just a few months later! I bet that bastard robbed Target for their credit card information too! Nah but seriously. I bet Brandon and Kenya danced and shouted about, "Karma" when they got the news!
Now back at Phedra's house she sits down to talk with Apollo. And he is trying to play victim. He alledges that Brandon hit him, so he just went off. And Phedra is just concerned with public relations and the perception of people.
She doesn't really care about what that white thug that she married thinks. I mean, think about it. She didn't marry a black guy to avoid the bull shit and still ended up with a meat headed loser. We need to go back to old times where the family picks the husband for the woman. Because black women stay losing. She went white and still couldn't go right!
In our next scene, Kandi meets up with Yummy Carmon at "A Mother's Love " Musicals Open Casting Call! And there you go! Kandi's play does have a name! And the "A Mothers Love", staff has only 7 weeks to opening night!
With a casting call in Atlanta. I expect a bunch of Christians and homos to audition! Hell, even kandis judgest panel has 3 sperm burpers, on it! Along side Kandi and Toddler!
And out of the over 400 people that auditioned, kandi only liked 2 people enough to even consider them for the play! And yea, it was a bunch homos and Jesus Jerkers. No wonder they couldn't find any talent! Should have done it in Los Angeles aka Wet back world. Or Jew York City. Hook nose heaven.
In our next scene we visit Porsha Almighty. As she trains her vocal cords at Marvelous Enterprises - Artist Development Center.
And she is running in place, and singing and looking so cute. and the ass is looking extra fat. Praise Porsha, I mean Lort Jebus. (Lord Jesus) I don't know about her singing abilities, she seems to sing better than average but needs some professional help and she will be pretty good. But at least she looks perfect!
Now we take a trip to a spa named, JeJu Sauna and Wellbeing.
So that the lady, Porsha and the tramps can get massages and patch up things after the mega fight.
And yes, those slant eyes got down on their yellow knees to rub bigger foots hooves! Yes, I don't call NeNe the moose big foot, I call her bigger foot! And them fish faced, yellow jackets rubbed the corns and green peas out of her nasty tangled toes. Eww, I bet her feet and butt smell like Moose soup. Nasty fat, bald headed black bitch! I bet she didn't even tip the little squids a penny! I bet she patted them on the head and said, "you know what they say about Chinese bitches, besides their pussies being side ways! They say that Chinese girls are sugar, spice and everything rice!" Then just bowed and ran out of the room screaming, "I'm stealing this robe!" Fucking hoodrat!
Anyway, so now Porsha and her bitches without a leash are sitting around lapping tea out of doggy bowls and talking. And discussing what happened the other day, week or whenever it happened. And Cynthia is still blaming Kandi. And Kandi is explaining to this slore that she was out of pocket for making sign language hand signals all up in her face! Damn right Kandi! Fuck Cynthia! Because it was Cynthia's over the top ridiculousness and Malorie's secret love for Peter that started the second fight!
Cynthia claims that Malorie the nymphomaniac pushed Kandi and Toddler to break things up. And Kandi makes a great point, that Malorie should have if anything held back Peter Le Pew and Cynthia if she was gonna call herself restraining anyone!
So, next thing you know, during the conversation, NeNe and Kenya start arguing their points about what happened. And these whores start yelling like Foxy Brown that time she went deaf! And I just want these hookers to stop!
Porsha brought up another great point, that no one really knows every detail of what happened that night at the couples evet. and they should just drink their tea and change the subject. because too many people aren't owning up to their part of the fiasco, so screw it!
And in a nut shell, nothing gets solved. Porsha is the only adult in the room. Besides Kandi. Who I adore. Anyway, hail Porsha and that fat ass. End of story!
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IceJJFish - On The Floor (Official Music Video) Review and Opinion! And Reaction!
R&B has been Usher Raymond can officially retire!
Country Club Hills Illinois musical prodigy, Daniel Mcloyd, better known as his YouTube screen name, IceJJFish, has been exploding all over YouTube in the first quarter of 2014.
I haven't heard a singer on his level since William Hung sang his rendition of "She Bangs" by Ricky Martin!
The young man has a Falsetto that can only be compared to the squeals of a Body Builder after dropping a 300 lb. weight bar from over his head and unto his balls!
His Vibrato can only be compared to the sound that a cat masturbating with a paw full of thorns would make!
But the fun doesn't stop there! The instrumental was quite interesting! Quincy Jones must have produced this song, Without any sleep or food. And the dancing must have been choreographed by a quadriplegic fire victim with cerebral palsy. In other words. I see big things in this kids future. No homo!
And to make things even better, the girl in his music video is a strong 7 out of 10, if you're drunk enough, that is. And she looks easy! So anyway.
Check below to watch, "On The Floor" by IceJJFish. And I also included this genius comedian, I mean singers face book page link. Let him know what you think there. And let me know what you think below!
Just remember this kids. You don't have to commit an Illuminati Sacrifice and risk being Exposed by New World Order, (NWO) Robotic Reptilians from planet Mars to become famous! All you have to do is be talented and extra handsome like the God IceJJFish!
I just wish that he'd do a song with Miranda Sings.YouTube user name mirandasings08.
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