"Jay Z's multivalent entertainment company Roc Nation and the UK and US-based management company Three Six Group (home to Calvin Harris, Deadmau5 andFrank Ocean) have announced the formation of Three Six Zero Entertainment, a new full-service management company that will focus on representing actors, directors and writers in the film, television and digital industries. The company will be offering branding and financial services to clients as well.
Three Six Zero Entertainment has named David Unger, previously of Resolution before becoming a free agent, to lead the new company alongside Three Six Zero CEO Mark Gillespie. The pair will act as co-CEOs.
"We will now expand to meet the need for international talent in the areas of film and television," said Unger in a statement. Added Gillespie: "The phenomenal growth and cross-over from international territories and ancillary businesses has transformed the way we service our clients globally.
It is a natural fit for us to partner with David." "Mark and Dean and the Three Six Zero family have achieved tremendous success in music and now Three Six Zero Entertainment will expand their potential in film and television," said Roc Nation CEO and co-founder Jay Brown.
The launch is Jay Z's major move into the wider entertainment world following the success of Roc Nation and the still-nascent Roc Nation Sports.
The choice to use Three Six Zero's name was due in part to the association of Roc Nation with the music industry, a source close to the deal tells Billboard, as Three Six Zero is seen as relatively neutral territory. Jay Z will bring, alongside Jay Brown, his considerable leverage in the music world to bear on Hollywood. Much the same for Three Six Zero, whose client Calvin Harris has been the face of Armani as well as featured (as an "evil DJ") in a prominent cameo in the forthcoming Entouragefilm.
The announcement comes just a few weeks after Jay Z's accepted bid for Aspiroand its subsidiary streaming companies, WiMP and Tidal. The ambition fo Shawn Carter seems to know no bounds -- and so far, it's served him quite well."
So, here's my opinion!
LMAO!
I hope Jay z is gonna do the smart thing and release some TV. shows, movies etc. talking that 5%, Hebrew, Moorish shit, or at least something with substance in general!
Otherwise, this will be a bust!
We need knowledge right now! His people have the internet, and so many are using it to fight, argue, fuck, and look for the next fight, argument and ass to fuck!
So, as long as Hov (Jay) is looking to expand minds, I support his efforts!
But it looks like all of these other people mentioned are Caucasians!
I mean, he couldn't find any brown folks to work with?
I have to ask because, Damon Dash, Kanye West and QTip are partnering up to do movies.
Hmm, I wonder if this is some sort of competitive thing between the former friends and former business partners. Who knows? All I know is, I will have to see how entertaining and informative his efforts are before I will judge it!
Hey Uncle Hov, need a writer, actor, and voice over actor? I do a mean Marge Simpson impression!
My Jay z impression is alright too! Let me know Jay! Just let me know! IT'S THE ROC!
Remember the Real House Wives of Atlanta Season 7 reunion, episode 2?
Remember how Kenya Moore bullied, taunted and provoked the beautiful, mellow Porsha Williams?
And do you remember how Porsha dragged Kenya on the floor like a rag doll?
Well, according to radar online, that little little scuffle prompted Bravo to employ a new
set of rules and role out a revised list of precautions!
No violence will be tolerated. Extra security will be at the taping. And the cast members will have assigned seats they will have to sit in until breaks, or permission is given to them. Like children! We all know Kenya doesn't play well with others. So, Team Twirl will have to take the blame for this one.
If the rules are broken, the cast member will be immediately snatched out of their seat, no questions asked. GONE! And to make the situation worse, no alcohol will be allowed on the set! Traditionally their always is alcohol so, this rule will not go over well with the women.
The article goes on to state, some of the cast members are refusing to sign a legally binding document from Bravo which states they wont get into any physical fights. However, the documentation does not allow the option of defending themselves if they find themselves under attack! So, they would be a sitting duck, and at the mercy of the security team.
Foxy Brown Cameo on Empire coming soon! Female Rapper will co star on racist FOX anti rap - anti black show!
Female rapper Foxy Brown posted a message the other day on her instagram account announcing her cameo guest appearance on the new FOX television program, "Empire" starring Terrance Howard and Taraji P Henson. In her words, she said,
"EMPIRE DYNASTY!!!!!!!!💋 @TheOriginalBigDaddy THE MASTERMIND HAS OFFICIALLY SPOKEN! Now Y'all See Why The KING BITCH Moves In Silence GAME OVER! #FOXonFOX!💋"
First and foremost congratulations to Foxy for getting the job because she hasn't worked since baggy jeans and durags were popular.
But her victory is bitter sweet to me! You see, the Lee Daniels show Empire, which airs on FOX, is nothing more than an hour long Minstrel show full of stereotypes and downright attacks on Melanin rich people. But you know what, I will save that for another video and another blog!
I will explain in explicit detail later why that show is nothing but bad news!
Until then, congratulations Foxy! Make them coons!
Kacy Catanzaro | American Ninja Warrior contestant becomes media darling! Proves women are weaker than men!
Demonstrative photo not Kacy - just a cute chick doing a Gymnastics split move outside!
Kacy Catanzaro has become an overnight sensation in America after appearing on the hit TV. show,
"American Nina Warrior". She's received national press, and this of course helps to promote the contest, and make it more popular, which will lead to more viewership. And, this was done due to the fact that she is a female!
All of this press demeans and degrades the athleticism and work ethic of the male competitors. Most people do not make it on the show do to the difficulty of the tests of strength, endurance and skill. So anyone who does make it pass the second round is probably pretty fit. But when a man does well, it's not perceived as being a big accomplishment.
Now, at first I looked at the attention that Kacy was receiving as a good promotional push for the Television show. And I first thought they were trying to get more women to compete and or watch the competition. At this point, I was okay with the initial press run. I then quickly realized the true underlying agenda of the media people behind the celebration of a mediocre contestant.
The media is writing loads of news articles about this particular contestant because #1, they want to prove the mute point that women can do anything that men can do. #2, they wanna promote the myth that women are stronger than men. Which anyone with good sense knows is not the truth.
It took Kacy twice the length of time to complete the course as it did for the men.
And her receiving so much attention from the media is misandry, (misogyny against men) and an emasculation of male athleticism in my opinion.
If men and women were truly physically equivalent, then this would not be a big deal. They are blowing what she did in the contest out of proportion because we all know to not expect much from women.
In fact, the time that it took for her to complete the course was not all of that impressive.
If Kacy were a man, he'd be considered to be below average and a pretty poor competitor over all.
But women in America continue to get the good edit, and are unjustly rewarded a push that men aren't usually allowed to receive. Unless they are a honorary woman, AKA a homosexual. Then you get to be a man who receives the benefits of women, without actually being one.
All in all, at the end of the day, America hates straight men! It stinks, but it's the truth! It's reality for now!
Let me know what you think about it all below! And be sure to subscribe to the MEET Magazine YouTube channel for more!
Derrick Levasseur's grandfather died! Big Brother 16 - BB16 contestant finds out days after Frankie Grande's news! Illuminati?
Derrick Levasseur of Big Brother 16 USA just got news that his grandfather died! This news comes just a few days after fellow Big Brother 16 contestant, Frankie James Grande found out that his grandfather died as well!
Derrick received a letter in private, just like Frankie. Then he shared the news with the house to garner sympathy, and was quickly consoled by the other contestants.
The internet is already stating Illuminati Sacrifice, conspiracy rumors based off of two deaths occurring at such close proximity!
I will believe that the Illuminati was involved only if these 2 guys make it to the final 3 this season!
Let me know what you think about it below and be sure to subscribe to the MEET Magazine YouTube channel for more!
Edited: Grandpa Norman was 86 years old when he passed.
Joseline Hernandez and Stevie J. show! Love and Hip Hop Atlanta SPIN OFF! (Media Take Out)
According to media take out, (yeah take this news with a grain of salt) the reason Joseline was fighting like an animal at the Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Reunion show was because she was offered her own spin off show, produced by the producers of Love and hip hop, and it will air in 2014! Allegedly, the show will also star Stevie J., and the program will chronicle her infidelities as well as her drug usage!
So, do you believe the story? Would you watch the show if it is true? Let me know what you think below and be sure to subscribe tot he MEET Magazine YouTube channel for more!
Hopefully the story on Media Take Out's website is the truth! I'd hate to see Joseline go back to her old ways! She's pushing 40, according to the "Shenellica Bettencourt" arrest records, and I don't want her to be a Senior Citizen working the poles!
Anyway! Let me know what you think below and subscribe to the MEET Magazine YouTube channel!
Becca Tobin | Kitty Wilde on GLEE | Boyfriend Matt Bendik found dead in Philadelphia hotel!
Sad news for GLEE star Becca Tobin. The 28 year old actress who portrays the character, Kitty Wilde on the hit FOX television series received the news that her boyfriend Matt Bendik passed away.
Bendik was found dead by a maid in a Philadelphia hotel room on Thursday afternoon.
There's no evidence of suicide. And the Philly medical examiner has yet to reveal the cause of the 35 year old nightclub owners death.
I will update this story as more news comes in!
What makes the story even more interesting is that less than a year ago, fellow GLEE star, Lea Michelle lost her boyfriend, Cory Monteith in a similar way. Monteith also died at a hotel, and his cause of dealt was an overdose!
I personally suspected ILLUMINATI foul play in that situation. Because Lea Michelle was
celebrating right before and after Cory's death. And she moved on to a new man very quickly! With little to no time to recover from the sad news!
I wrote a blog and made a video about it titled, "Did Lea Michele Kill Cory Monteith - Illuminati - Sacrifice?"
Just asking. not cussing in anyway!
Did Lea Michele KILL Cory Monteith? - ILLUMINATI - SACRIFICE?
So, was the ILLUMINATI involved in it? What do you think about these women from GLEE and their boyfriends just popping up dead less than a year apart? Is another star going to have the same thing happen? If so, whose next? Would you ever date a GLEE star? All I know is the guy owned several clubs, maybe someone wanted steal his businesses or something, who knows? He was only 35 years old and it all sounds very odd! Let me know what you think about it all below and be sure to subscribe to the MEET Magazine YouTube channel!
Big Brother 16 | BB16 | Head of Household winner and Nominations for 6/27/2014!
If you don't wanna know, then close your eyes right now!
Caleb is the Head Of Household and Donny and Paola are nominated for the first weeks eviction!
Hayden, Cody, Joey and Brittany are have nots.
I am hoping that Donny will go, then Caleb next week, followed by Frankie the third week!
Hopefully Paolo will win the Power Of Veto this week, saving herself from eviction and keeping the eye candy going!
Let me know what you think about it all. And remember that this order is subject to change, after all, we're talking Big Brother USA here!
It's confirmed! I will be interviewing Tiffany Winter on my Blog Talk Radio show! MEET Magazine Interviews. The date for the interview is Friday June 27, 2014 at 6PM Eastern Standard Time!
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(646) 595-4706
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The chat will be open at 5PM Eastern Standard Time. Just make sure that you will be there before 6PM because it's going to be a great interview! Were gonna discuss Reality TV., her modeling career, her career in film as a producer and director, business, and what she has planned for her future!
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Love and Hip Hop LA | (Los Angeles) | Season 1 | CAST! | Find out before Episode 1 airs! | - Love and Hip Hop Hollywood Seaosn 1 #LHHH #LHHHOLLYWOOD
The first episode of Love and Hip Hop LA, (Los Angeles) Season 1 on VH1 has not aired yet!
And the reality TV. shows Californian Cast has been revealed! The Fame Driven website posted some exclusive information! (Link to their site below!) Make sure to check them out for the full article!
Here is the list! "Ray-J, Omarion, Yung Berg, Teairra Marà (Ray-J’s ex girlfriend), Princess Love (Ray-J’s current girlfriend), Yesi Ortiz (Power 106 DJ), Morgan Hardman (Ray-J’s assistant), Miss Joie (Bow Wow’s baby mother), and Apryl Jones (Omarion’s baby mother)"
WOAH! Big credits to The Fame Driven for this one!
Previously, multiple blogs, youtube channels and websites (including VH1access) said that the cast included. Music video model, Bria Myles. R&B singer Brooke Valentine. Female rapper, Hazel E. And Radio DJ Yesi Ortiz!
And I see that none of those women on the new list except Yesi Ortiz! (Good to see her there!)
Here are the pictures of the cast that has been revealed to us!
RAY J! R&B Singer, Porn Star, Kim Kardashians EX.
Brandy's brother! Appeared as an actor on "Moesha"!
Omarion! R&B Singer, bad actor! Former boy band member (B2K)
Rumored bi-sexual! (Just kidding.) Marques Houston's brother!
Yung Berg! Slapped, bully victim. Wack rapper! Doesn't "do dark butts!" Brother of fellow rapper Cap One! Alias, "No chains" because he keeps getting them snatched! (kidding)
Princess Love! Ray J's pin cushion! I mean! Current girlfriend! (Pray for her cervix!)
Floyd Mayweather's EX girlfriend! (Possible size queen!)
Teairra Mari™! Singer, actress.Big fan of the N-word in her debut single, "How to make a girl feel"! Cute. Big TITS! FAT ASS!! Allegedly rapper, The Game, smashed it to saw dust!
Yesi Ortiz! Cute Latina, radio DJ from Power 106 FM in California! Great personality, and wants to bang Rapper Common! Oh, and she's an adoptive mother of 7! (Star of, "Single with 7") Documentary, on the Style Network!
Miss Joie! Mother of Bow Wow's child! BOOTY Model! Cute mixed chick! Big breast and butt!
Apryl Jones! Omarion's child's mother!Cute! And she must like midgets =o(
Because Omarion is so short, he can enter a room with the door closed! Spider man ass!
Morgan Hardman! Ray J's assistant! (Can't find a photo! Will add to blog when available!) Knowing Ray J, she's probably hot!
?
Anyway! What do you think about the alleged cast? Who is the hottest girl? I'm slightly offended! No Japanese women again! Come on VH1! I want a show full of them! NOW!
Let me know what you think below!
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MiMi Faust paid $5 Million for her "Scandal In Atlanta tape? Media Take Out says yes!
Media Take Out claims that MiMi Faust from Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Season 3, and star of the adult fim, Scandal in Atlanta. Co-Starring boyfriend Nikko Smith.
Was guaranteed $5 Million! For the sale of the first million copies of their XXX movie! Then, she will allegedly receive 50% of revenue generated by any copy after that!
And the deal could be worth $10 Million dollars! Not bad for a maid!
My opinion is, she should get a shower rod deal! And sell it with a disclaimer, "Use at your own risk! Not responsible for your stupidity!"
So is this truth or rumor? And did you like her film? If you didn't see it. Would you watch it?
Let me know what you think below! Subscribe to my YouTube channel Meetmagazineviews
According to a TMZ story, the cast of The hit Bravo Reality TV series, The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Will leave the the show if Bombshell, Porsha Williams is fired for attacking Kenya Moore!
Allegedly their contracts for season 7 have been put on hold! And according to the article, NeNe Leakes and Phaedra Parks are trying to get rid of Kenya for starting drama!
I will keep my blog readers and YouTube subscribers updated as more news comes in.
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Kandi Burruss and Todd Tucker of The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 WEDDING NEWS! Officially Married!
Kandi Burruss & Todd Tucker are officially married!
The pair married Friday April 4, 2014!
Congratulations!
I will update the story as soon as more details and pics emerge!
Will it last? Was this a bad or good idea? Let me know what you think below!
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Porsha and Tom Joyner married? The Real Housewives of Atlanta star says YES! Radio show host and Reality TV. star
On Apirl 1, 2014, Porsha Williams and Tom Joyner thought it would be cute to pretend to be married on April Fools day!
The only fooling you should be worried about Porsha, is the fooling that the lesbians are gonna wanna do with you in jail after your one sided fight with Kenya at the reunion taping!
Anyway! Let me know what you think about this silly prank below!
GinaMarie Zimmerman | Racist | Big Brother 15 contestant | Wants to pose for PLAYBOY! | My opinion of TMZ story!
Remember that racist, Italian meatball THOT, Ginamarie Zimmerman? The one that harassed my mixed boo thing, Candace Stewart, because she was insanely jealous of her?
Well the Jersey Shore, slore is back in the news again! No! It has nothing to do with her racist ramblings on Big Brother 15, not this time! The 32 year old, has never been, wants to pose for Playboy magazine! In her own words, this is what she told TMZ!
"People tell me I'm too old to do a lot of things ... I'm a huge fan of
Playboy and a collector. So I took these pictures on my own to show
people you can do anything no matter what age."
Here is my opinion, I think that she should do it! Why? Because she has the body for it! And the brains to boot! And regardless of whether or not she thinks of me as being a "N Word". I'd still fuck reparations out of her!
As a matter of fact, they should do a KKK edition of Playboy magazine with like minded women! Ginamarie Zimmerman, Aaryn Gries and Paula Deen!
And the issue should come with a stick of butter, for the buns of course!
NeNe Leakes TMZ interview! | Says Kenya should be kicked off | The Real Housewives of Atlanta! | RHOA | Reaction - Opinion
The Paparazzi at TMZ strike again! They caught NeNe Leakes leaving what appears to be a restaurant, with her husband Greg.
And they asked her whether or not Kenya Moore should press charges against Porsha Williams for attacking her, at the soon to be aired taping of the reunion show, of season 6 of the series!
NeNe, who appears to be drunk in the video sharply replies by saying, That Kenya is not only stupid, she needs to fix her fake booty, as well! She also said that. they need to kick Kenya off of the show And tha Porsha shouldn't get kicked off, they should kick Kenya's "stank booty" off!
Which of course Moose talk, showing disdain towards a spiteful woman!
So, do you think that Nene's, "stank" comments were out of line?
Do you agree with what she said? Do you think that she looks like Bruce "transition" Jenner with that ridiculous wig on?
Let me know what you think below! And be sure to subscribe to my YouTube channel for so much more!
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WARNING! There's an epic wig talking in the video footage!
Kenya Moore 911 call after Porsha Williams | FIGHT | The Real Housewives of Atlanta REUNION! #RHOA | TMZ
Kenya Moore, star of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, made a call to 911 while taping the reunion of the 6th season, of the hit Bravo Reality TV show!
Moore requested assistance from the police. And subsequently filed a police report
against her co-star, singer, actress, perfect 10, Porsha Williams!
For ASSAULT!
Kenya had been provoking the beautiful Porsha Williams for over a year now. And when she couldn't take it anymore, she decided to play the drums on Kenya's head!
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Rapper Benzino shooting a HOAX! Faked for Reality TV. Ratings?
On Saturday March 29, 2004, I posted a video and blog entry about Rapper, Media Mogul, and star of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta season 3, Raymond Benzino Scott, being shot at and struck multiple times by his nephew. While at his own mothers funeral!
What I did not point out in that article however was the fact that their's something really fishy about his hospital pictures! Look closely!
Notice anything odd?
In the first photo, Hip Hop Media Mogul and star of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta, Benzino, is picture laying on a hospital bed, with his long time business partner, Dane Mays by his side. And he is wearing his cast on his right arm.
However, in the second photo, Benzino is photo'd, sitting on his hospital bed, next to music producer, and R&B singer, Stevie J.
And his cast has moved over to his left arm! Which makes me have to question whether or not the shooting ever took place to begin with!
I at least need these questions answered! Was the cast moved because it's fake? A hoax and publicity stunt to promote the third season of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta?
Is the picture just reversed because of the phone or other device that it was captured on took it that way, was altered etc.?
Let me know what you think below!
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If you've ever missed an episode of your favorite reality TV shows, or live performances by mainstream musical acts. You may be familiar with Yardie, aka, Mr. World Premiere's blog spot website.
He had shows ranging from Love and Hip Hop, to Blood Sweat and Heels, to The Real Housewives of Atlanta, to Basketball Wives, and so much more! All up loaded to his convenient blog. But not anymore!
I went to Mr World Premieres website at mwptv.blogspot.com
A day or two ago.
And I got this message. "This blog is in violation of Bloggers Terms of Service and is open to the authors only"
In other words, his blog is gone!
I am not sure if he was taken down over copyright claims or what.
All I know is that he's back with a new site already!
I found a link on his twitter account! Mr. World Premiere
@yardieiz4life
Click below to see your favorite TV. programs! And to download them.
Basketball Wives LA Season 3 Episode 6 | Review | Recap | Opinion
The episode starts out where we left off last week. Draya and Malaysia are arriving at the Palm Springs house. And the ladies are dressed in tiny little shorts and Reebok's. You know! The old school THOT uniform! Some things never change! Don't get me wrong! I hate the word THOT, OR, "That Hoe Over There".
But Draya is Queen, THOT, Goddess Thot! Empress Thot! Anyway Draya must perform magic shows! Because Harry Thotter, was making her shorts disapear! All the way up her Deep Space ass!
So, they come in the house drunk yet are still drinking! And they're hugging everybody and stumbling around!
And from the beginning of the show, the conversation was good! Malaysia starts calling out Jackie for being the leader of the Jackets Gang! And she said that she's happy that Lil B, AKA Brittish, with 2 T's AKA Chub Rock, didn't show up!
So Jackie asks a drunk Draya, "whats popping ma! Why the long face?"
And Draya tells her the truth, sucking dick elongates the face! So cut a girl some slack!
Then, Sundy told Draya that she looks like she doesn't want to be there. And that she can leave if she's miserable.
And here is where the action begins!
Malaysia has to feed all of that booty meat! So, the pretty girl is eating some delicious fruits! Sundy takes the platter of fruit from Malaysia, because the Chef, presumably Raekwon., did not wash the grapes.
As Sundy is walking towards the kitchen. Draya says that Sundy can get her ratchet ass on.
Now, Sundy didn't even hear draya saying this, Yet Jackie being the sneaky, manipulative snake queen that she is. Freakin' Madam Medusa decided that she was gonna repeat Draya's words to make sure her tiny, little, wannabe thug Sundy, heard it loud and clear!
Now Sundy and Draya start arguing over Draya calling her "ratchet".
When out of no where, Sundy calls Draya "Miami"! Which is Draya's old stripper name!
And of course crazy Jackie pretends to be so surprised to hear Sundy calling her that!
I mean she only told her the day before, that she was going to do so!
Anyway! Sundy said that Draya was begging for tips, crawling on all four. And all she gave that THOT was a smack on the booty!
Then Sundy had the whore-dacity, yes the audacity of a whore, to say that Draya was fucking 2 of her friends in a Limo! Getting Shish kabobed!! And Draya threw out a crazy ho-ism saying. She was, like "Mama always said, if you stick your face in the hornets nest, you're gonna get stung from every direction!, So I stuck my whole body in it!"
WHORE!
Then, Draya told Sundy that no one is claiming her baby, in other words, your child is a bastard!
And she needs to take her ghetto baby doll looking ass home and figure out who her babies daddy is!
Then the conversation went to Hell! It really got so much worse! Sundy went in on Draya's fruity son! She pretty much called the boy a flaming faggot!
She said that while her own children, (you know, her penis sucking daughter and her son who has a tattoo on his throat) go to private school. Drayas faggot son plays with privates!
Then Sundy AKA Mr's accordion neck, told draya that she needs to introduce him to something other than her looks!
Because the little boy is obviously gonna grow up to have an asshole so big , when he farts it sounds like a tug boat! Because he wants to dress up as Peter pansy (Peter Pan) every Halloween. And he and was walking in heels, when he was in his walker!
And his first food was lipstick. and his first word was, "balls"!
She then went on to say that if Draya wants the drama. I mean, if she's feeling froggy. Then leap!
Just like her gay son leaps on dicks!
And Draya sure did flap her damn wings and hover over that sofa! These hoes started Kung Fu fighting! *Hu!* And it looked like a scene from that movie, The Birds!
They were scratching and squawking and their feathers were everywhere! Somebody should have distracted Draya by throwing a worm in her beak! And when I say worm, I mean PENIS!
Draya, who looks like Olive Oil. Must have been eating her Spinach! Because she gave Sundy a Pop eye!
She gave her more hits than a Black Eyed Peas concert! Come to think about it.
It sounded like a Black Eyed Pears Concert!
Because Sundy told Draya, "Let's get it started in here!" Draya hit Sundy with the "Boom Boom Pow!" and Sundy held her eye and said, "My Humps"! And everybody started singing "Where is the love"?"
Anyway! After production breaks up the bird fight.
Jackie starts pretending to not know what the hell is going on. And shes questioning Draya about it! Allegedly, Jackie was distracted. You see, she was multi tasking. She was eating an orange and cleaning the dirt from between the roles in her neck!
Draya tells Jackie that her gay son is a sensitive subject! You see, one time she caught him eating spaghetti and Pete's balls! Yes, not meat balls, but Pete's balls!
Anyway Draya starts screaming to Jackie that she's, "tired of the shit!" Jackie thought she was talking about defending herself and the fact that she is a mega slut. But nah! She was talking about being tired of the whorrors (horrors) of anal sex! Her past as anal hooker, has her shorts crawling all up in her ass!
And Jackie was like, "Damn girl! I thought that I had problems!
So, out of no where. Schizophrenic Jackie starts crying about her daughter hating her.
Which made Malaysia cry. And just like Draya's worn out asshole, this scene is a mess!
These girls need Jesus! And Draya needs a diaper!
But, I got the greatest laugh ever from watching this scene! Psycho Jackie was on a role with her deflecting, self pitying speech about her daughter when, she out of no where told the biggest lie of all time! She said that Draya is a, "great mother"!
Then she freaked out when she realized that she's going to Hell for lying like that! So she told Malaysia to talk to Draya. Then she ran out of the room to go find Sundy. And here is where the episode got ugly! And very disturbing.
At first Sundy is brushing her hair in the mirror and talking about fighting with draya again. She wants a rematch!
But she needs to stop while she's behind. You see, Sundy is standing up there looking like a panda,. Because she has 1 black eye.
Jackie is so disgusted by Sundys eye that she sat down because the sight of her eye nearly made her pass out. She, then proceeded to hold her own eye. And began begging for forgiveness from White Jesus!
Jackie first covered her eyes, then her mouth, then her ears, see no evil, speak no evil and hear no evil! LMAO! Yeah Jackie! That's gonna work!
So, Jackie tells Sundy that maybe she should leave the show! You know so her man can buy her a bag!
And Sundy was like, "Aint nobody thinking about shopping for a Ver-saki (versace) bag!
Jackie was like, "no bish! I'm talking a bag of ice! Your leye looks like a vagina after a gang bang movie!"
Sundy tried to play it off big time! She was like, "Oh! It's cool! I had an Eye appointment anyway!"
And Jacke was like.
"Baby! You don't need an eye doctor, you need a surgeon! But if Jesus can turn water to wine. I am sure that the Dr.s can pop your hanging, dangling eye back in your head! Even if you do look like a paddle ball!"
So Jackie comes back to where Draya and Malaysia are in the living room area.
Everyone is crying, and there's so much estrogen in this scene, I started growing breast! And yes! I can suck my own tittie!
"Put it in a video!" - G Dep lyric!
So Draya tells Jackie that if she was a real friend she wouldn't have told her about Chantel sucking Orlando off in front of the world. She would have pulled her to the side like a decent human being!
Then she jumped up, yanked her shorts out of that open tunnel of an ass and said, I gotta tell you something privately! And they ran off....
And I'm left thinking. Man, them shorts stay coming for the crack, like Whitney Houston!
We'll get back to that in a minute. First we have to see what Brittish is up to!
In the next scene, Brittish is talking with Lorenzo on webcam.
Come to find out, Lorenzo didn't sign the official deal to play basketball in Germany. He went to practice and their was nothing but young players there. The coach greeted him with a, "dry hi". Or as white folks would say, "a hello with no enthusiasm"!
And just like his fat girlfriend Brittish, Lorenzo hates dry Hi's!
So he started fighting with he coach! And got himself kicked off of the team.
Of course he made it seem as if it was his decision to leave.
In reality, he was escorted out of the locker room butt naked, beaten and deported!
So he will be home the next day from Germany.
Now we're back at the house, and draya is still pulling her shorts out of her ass!
She's really regretting all of that anal sex that she had in her younger more productive years as a whore Lord! Yes! A whore warlord! In fact, in that movie 300, when dude kicked home boy in that hole, yelling THIS IS SPARTA!! That hole was rumored to be Draya's ass!
Anyway! Draya pulled Jackie to the side to talk with her. She said that she's still upset with her sponsor, Orlando. For lying to her about talking to and meeting with Jackie's daughter, Chantel!
And the story goes as follows. According to Orlando's story to Draya!
Allegedly, Orlando was hooked up with Chantel through a friend from college, they talked by sending text messages for maybe 2 or 3 days. She came to his house and when he meant her in person. She looked nothing like her pictures!
He should have known something was wrong when she only sent a shot of her face! No body! Fat bitch style!
Anyway! Chantel is allgedly not a hoe because she "only" slept with 2 people in her very short life time!
Hoes nowadays! I swear to fucking God! Only 2 people?
And she's what 20? I guess when she is 40 she will be saying "only" 40 people have occupied this space!
Anyway! Orlando wasn't feeling the fat girl and he passed up on it.
But, she was invited to his friends party. She flew herself to Seattle. And when she got there, she slept with his friend, not with Orlando, just his friend!
And you know what? Remember when Jackie showed Draya those texts messages from Orlando in the third episode? All that this proves is that Chantel saves her text messages for over 6 months! And you see why I don't text with bitches like that? Looks like Chantel and her mammy are home wrecking harlots! With old necks!
I swear man! Bitches will abort a baby and save a text in a second!
My my my! How women's priorities have changed! It's a Brave New World!
Anyway, Draya feels that Sundy is judging her about being a slut, a bad mother, a bad wiper after taking number 2's and all of her other bad qualities.
So Jackie calls Sundy to come and talk with them. And Sundy comes in the room with a drink in her hand. And bam! She throws it right into the center of Draya's face!
The only reason Sundy had such a good aim is because, just like shooting, when you aim, you keep one eye closed! And Sundy is looking like her name should be Eye's Wide Shut!
That eye is bigger and redder than Clifford the dog!
So Draya jumps up, and after a quick little scuffle. Malaysia and Draya are drying Draya's face off together. And I'm left thinking. If this was the lesbian orgy that it should have been. None of this would have happened! They should have been fisting vagina's instead of each other faces!
In the next scene, Brittish is on the phone with her sister Brianna and she has on a tacky black hat with little pieces of aluminum foil on it. I bet there's Hershey Kisses in there! Must be snack time for the Chubby chick!
So, Lorenzo shows up. And he said that the German team wanted him to play center, but he plays forward. Yada yada yada! Blah blah blah! So!
Lorenzo is gonna get together with Doug again, work out, and lose some of that fat! And he might go on The Biggest Loser to make some money seeing that he aint got no job right about now!
Now we're back at the house with the girls!
Sundy is outside talking with Jackie, about how this is the first time a member of the Jackets Gang got their ass whooped! So they are both shocked! All of them Black Belts in Cunt-rate! (Cunt Karate)
And she still couldn't choke the chicken. And when I say "chicken", I'm talking about Draya!
Jackie wants the pigeons to talk their problems out.
They go back into the house so that Sundy can get her bathing suit.
Draya is making fun of Sundy calling her names, and she has the other girls cracking up laughing! She's saying stuff like. "Why is her name Sundy? With that black eye, she needs to change her name to Eclipse!"
Then Malaysia said, "at least she'll never have to buy eye shadow again!"
Brandi said, "Wait! When she walks by again somebody ask her. How many fingers am I holding up?"
After some more lewd and uncalled for jokes. Draya ape is eating a banana looking like an albino monkey!
And the other girls are giving her that look like, "Girl! You stay putting bananas in your mouth!"
Now Draya, Malaysia, Jackie and Eclipse, aka Sundy are all out by the pool.
They're trying to figure out whose wrong in this situation. And Draya hit the nail on the head! She's doing all type of hitting this episode, I swear! Anyway, Floyd Drayweather said that they are both at fault.
At first Jackie blames fine ass Malaysia for laughing.
Then Jackie blames that fine ass Brandi for not breaking up the fight because she's wearing a striped referee dress. And she said that Brandi was texting Ray-J at the time. And trying to be funny by playing, "I hit it first" on her Iphone when the fight was going on! Then she blamed Sundy for yelling, "World Star!" Until she realized that it was her getting the knocked the fuck out!
After a little laughter. Sundy announces that she is going to be getting in the pool soon.
Draya gets up to go get a drink and those poor shorts must look like a full diaper in the inside. Because they found their way up her ass again!
Draya comes back with 2 drinks! One for her and 1 for Sundy! And she sniffs Sundys drink before giving it to her! After a quicky sniff, *sniff* she pulled her head away from it fast! Yep, she pissed in it!
And then, of course Draya had to yank out another wedgie!
Jackie, sits her old barbecued rib looking neck ass up there and asks the girls about playing Spin the Bottle! Draya says that she doesn't play Spin the Bottle. But she can recycle a bottle with her vagina. so Jackie says, "baby, we'll do that another time!"
And Draya tells Jackie that she is a poor sport and a fake lesbian!
Brandi asked Jackie if her and Doug have ever had threesomes and she said no, but they have thought about doing it with Brandi, and they were thinking about recruiting Malaysia.
And with that said, this is what I was saying in my previous reviews. Jackie and her Husband Doug are some swinging, sex party throwing, orgy loving freaks! She probably thought that she was about to get her cat cooked that night. But a fight happened instead! I bet she slept on that big bed with Sundy though!
Anyway! Malaysia Airplane fly's away when she finds out that rubber neck and her bald headed husband wanted to smash! Oh well! She can always continue to try to smooth over Brittish!
Anyway! Sundy, AKA Shadow Eye hops in the pool!
Draya's all like, Sundy is too old to be running around hopping in pools like young slut. She might break something!
Then, Sundy strips off her clothing and gets bucked naked! And when she threw her bra at Draya, Bird Girl almost flew over there and ate her out! Yeah! They want each other! You can see it in all 3 eyes of these girls eyes.
So Sundy gets her cute self in the pool and Jackie was looking at her like her ass was a juicy steak!
When Sundy gets out of the pool, Draya smacks the booty and tries to rip the towel off of her! But she's too drunk to get a good grip! Jackie on the other hand isn't so tipsy! So she pulled the towel And now Sundy's nickname is officially, Full Moon! Anyway, she ran into the house naked!
Jackie says "let's go" eat, and then the rest of the lesbians in training go inside.
While in the house. Jackie asks whether or not the ladies miss Brittish.
And they all say, "hell no, fuck that fat bitch!" And start talking about her feet stinking and all sorts of other things that I wont mention!
Sundy asked Draya if she is mad and Draya said, "Looky here Illuminati! Keep my gay sons name out of your mouth! Before I take a shot at your good eye and smash your eye ball to an eye blob! I would hit your bad eye right now but I don't wanna get pink eye! That shit looks contagious!" *WOOF!*"
"Besides! How are you gonna be one to talk when your daughter was roaming the streets as a runaway, hungry, with nothing to eat but dicks and peppermint sticks! And her Sex Tape is gonna be titled, "I did porn because, Mama only kept 1 eye on me!"
Sundy whose sitting up there looking like a battered woman is through with getting her butt whooped! Now, instead of them fighting, she would like to work with Draya!
Who would thunk it?
And I guess her aspirin wore off because, Sundy started crying! And yes, out of both eyes!
And I start lactating! This is just too much estrogen for me!
But two face, I mean Sundy! Brought up a great point when she said that bitches like them need to grow up and calm the fuck down. Becomes their bones are too old to be fighting,
But it's their fault for signing up for a stupid reality tv show where they knew that someone would lose an eye. She just didn't know that it would be her. And she should have never laughed at all of those other people she watched on television while screaming, "That will never be me! HA HA HA!" And her favorite line, "I wish a bitch would!"
Well, a bitch did!
So, it's the next day. and the women are in a sitting area.
Draya didn't sleep well with her broken fist! She has been up since 5AM! Yes! Rooster time! She was waking the other women up with her Cocka Doo Doo Doo calls! Not just because she looks like a rooster. But because she misses all of that life altering, butt hole damaging, anal sex! Cocka Doo Doo Doo!
Nasty Whore!
Anyway, that quick little fight allegedly made Draya's whole body hurt.
And I'm left asking myself this! She can famously do triple anal, yes take 3 dicks in the butt at the same damn time. Yet punching some bitch who looks like a squirrel, with a telephone cord neck, hurts her body all over?
I'm calling bull shit!
Sundy walks into the room with eye looking like an 8 ball!
And Draya is still bragging about it! So, Apparently, neglecting her fruity son and Worshiping the penis aren't the only things Draya is great at! She can also brag about beating up an "old woman!"
Hey! Draya called her old, not me!
Malaysia figured that without Brittish being there. Their wouldn't be any beef. Then she said that Sundy needs to watch her mouth, with her good eye of course!
Draya said that Sundy needs to stop saying what she thinks. Keep her comments to herself. Because she will, "pluck your good eye out, play ping pong with it. Then everybody is gonna call you Sun -Ray Charles! Aight? (Alright)"
Sundy feels like this, we can be cool or not, who cares?
And with that said, Draya hops up looking like a million monopoly dollars, and says "deuces"
and by deuces, iI mean 2 middle fingers! So, she gets her sexy self up and leaves!
Jackie is still riding with the Jackets. She says that Draya is playing the blame game and this fiasco is Draya's fault!
Umm, yeah sure Jackie! You just blamed Malaysia and Brandi last night!
You're a master at deflection!
Anyway! Brandi come to find out is not friends with Draya. They are just acquaintances!
You gotta earn Brandi's freindship, if she's gonna be down with you! But we'll find out more about that next week.
And that was pretty much it for this episode!
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