The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 7 Episode 12 promotes prostitution & exposes black women as Gold Diggers & THOTS!
On the Season 7, Episode 12 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, three of the stars, Cynthia Bailey, Claudia Jordan and Kenya Moore, all hop into a SUV and travel from Georgia to North Carolina.
The girls go on the road trip to support Cynthia's husband Peter as he conducts the Grand Opening of "Bar ONE" in Charlotte NC!
The girls make a stop at the Aloft Hotel and as the single lady of the group, Claudia, gets ready for the event, Cynthia helps her to prep herself, so she can better Peacock her beauty around and hopefully snag a man with some money!
Here's what Cynthia Bailey had to say in the shows confessional!
"Of course I think that Claudia could potentially meet a hot guy at a sports bar, hello it's a sports bar! Sports bar equals BALLERS!"
This is just downright sad. We tell young men to respect women. And we also tell them they should chose a woman they actually love and to not use women for their bodies or materialistic things they can offer them.
Yet this show essentially said to me, "it's okay for a woman to charge a price for her time."
Cynthia's extremely disturbing comment taught me that Gold Digging is not just okay to these women, it's to be expected!
Who needs love or compatibility when you have shoes and a bag?
No wonder these black women are 40 years old with no man and some of them with no children.
FAILURES, that do not know they are FAILURES!
All for some dick and a shoe!
A bunch of hens in heels!
But why am I kidding myself?
What do you really expect from a show named "The Real Housewives", were at least half of the women are not married. And not 1 of these women is an actual housewife!
The show should have been titled, "The Real Gold Digging, stereotypical, loud mouthed coons, mammies, prostitutes, THOT's, whores and basic bitches of Atlanta whose worth and identity is determined by how much European and Asian goods she owns! Including her funky, stinking itchy weave!"
Why?
Because the show was essentially created to promote these over glorified prostitutes and "escorts", so called "escorts", who flaunt materialistic items around and look for "ballers" to purchase these materialistic items for them. Because in these black women's minds, you will never get closer to living Beyonce's lifestyle, and being a fake, "independent woman", until you whore yourself out for shoes and bag. Aka a homeless persons survival kit!
You see, when you're barefoot and living in the streets, or at least have raggedy worn out shoes to wear and no bag to carry your few humble belongings in, Good Samaritans hand homeless people shoes and a bag. So they can keep their feet warm, and to have a means of keeping their goods secure, protected from rain, thieves, hungry animals and a way to transport their things altogether!
And what do black bitches like the cunts on this show do?
Whore themselves out for these same items! Shoes and a bag!
Now if that is not a mentally impoverished mentality, I don't know what is.
Kacy Catanzaro | American Ninja Warrior contestant becomes media darling! Proves women are weaker than men!
Demonstrative photo not Kacy - just a cute chick doing a Gymnastics split move outside!
Kacy Catanzaro has become an overnight sensation in America after appearing on the hit TV. show,
"American Nina Warrior". She's received national press, and this of course helps to promote the contest, and make it more popular, which will lead to more viewership. And, this was done due to the fact that she is a female!
All of this press demeans and degrades the athleticism and work ethic of the male competitors. Most people do not make it on the show do to the difficulty of the tests of strength, endurance and skill. So anyone who does make it pass the second round is probably pretty fit. But when a man does well, it's not perceived as being a big accomplishment.
Now, at first I looked at the attention that Kacy was receiving as a good promotional push for the Television show. And I first thought they were trying to get more women to compete and or watch the competition. At this point, I was okay with the initial press run. I then quickly realized the true underlying agenda of the media people behind the celebration of a mediocre contestant.
The media is writing loads of news articles about this particular contestant because #1, they want to prove the mute point that women can do anything that men can do. #2, they wanna promote the myth that women are stronger than men. Which anyone with good sense knows is not the truth.
It took Kacy twice the length of time to complete the course as it did for the men.
And her receiving so much attention from the media is misandry, (misogyny against men) and an emasculation of male athleticism in my opinion.
If men and women were truly physically equivalent, then this would not be a big deal. They are blowing what she did in the contest out of proportion because we all know to not expect much from women.
In fact, the time that it took for her to complete the course was not all of that impressive.
If Kacy were a man, he'd be considered to be below average and a pretty poor competitor over all.
But women in America continue to get the good edit, and are unjustly rewarded a push that men aren't usually allowed to receive. Unless they are a honorary woman, AKA a homosexual. Then you get to be a man who receives the benefits of women, without actually being one.
All in all, at the end of the day, America hates straight men! It stinks, but it's the truth! It's reality for now!
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Kat Stacks Twerks at the Beach Reaction and Opinion!
Someone had the nerve to video tape Kat Stacks Twerking at the beach! And my my my! Was it disturbing! This had to be one of the scariest videos that I've ever seen! And the internet has "no chill" as the young people say. Because people keep pointing out the fact that she looks like Shock Rock singer, Marilyn Manson! I mean, no shade, she really looks like they're related!
Anyway, her left butt implant is bulging out of her skinny body and she looks deformed! And in the video, she appears to be under the influence of something. it is yet to be determined what that something is. But this chick needs prayer and rehabilitation. Seriously!
It's not right when groupies are running around look like road kill in a swim suit!
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So, I saw a 23 second long video on the TMZ website. And I read their two short articles about the incident. The gist of what happened was this.
According to eye witnesses, a group of people who looked like Walking Dead extras, were dressed up as zombies and walking in the street. A man who was driving began to honk his horn and yell that he had somewhere to be and wanted to get through the crowd. Two spectators sat on the hood of his car, so he pressed on the gas, presumably to scare these idiots, to make them get off of his car!
A not so smart person who happened to be one of those people, fell on the ground! At this point, one of the guys who sat on the mans hood got pissed off and started to punch the drivers windshield! So of course, the driver sped off!
Now, the driver in the process of fleeing the scene and potentially saving his life from being ripped apart by an angry mob of nerds, accidentally rolled over some woman's arm in the process!
Here is my opinion.
Since the people involved were "White" people, no arrest were made. As to be expected.
I really would love to hear FOX news call these people thugs and uncivilized for their behavior. After all, a car is a pretty deadly weapon. And apparently a butt is a deadly weapon too! Because the driver merely, drove his ground, as opposed to standing his ground! I mean, he obviously felt threatened and scared for his life!
All I know is that this mess reminds me of the guy who was nearly pulled out of his SUV by those Motorcycle riders in 2013!
Big Brother 16 | BB16 | Cast first impressions | initial thoughts | assessments | & opinions before first episode!
(I wrote the following, and posted the video on the day that the show aired! {Wednesday, June 25, 2014} I watched 2 interviews online and I read the casts brief biographies on the CBS website. After that, I typed up a long version and a short version. I never posted either! Here is the short version of what I initially thought about the 16 cast members! I posted the video the night of the first show which is above this text.
Here is a list of the cast members as well as their ages.
Amber Bozorta, 26 years old - Brittany Martinez, 29 years old Caleb Reynolds, 26 years old - Christine Brecht, 23 years old Cody Calafiore, 23 years old - Derrick Levasseur, 30 years old Devin Shepard, 26 years old - Donny Thompson, 42 years old Frankie Grande, 31 years old - Hayden Voss, 21 years old Jocasta Odom, 33 years old - Joey Van Pelt, 27 years old Nicole Franzel, 21 years old - Paola Shea, 27 years old Victoria Rafaeli, 22 years old - Zach Rance, 23 years old
So the show airs tonight, Wednesday, June 25, 2014 at 8pm EST!
I wanted to do my assessment of the good, bad and ugly of the house guests. Based off of watching 2 interviews and reading a short biography at the CBS website. I may be right about somethings and I may be wrong about others. And as the hose guests are evicted, I will do a post eviction video and blog for each of the Cast members. Including the winner and runner up after the game. And at the very end of the game, I will have final thoughts video and blog about what I thought about the season as a whole.
Pretty much what I am going to do here is briefly assess everyone. And then, I'm gonna give everyone a nick name that I think describes them. From my perspective.
Amber
Despite claiming to not be a good liar, I think that she is great at hiding things. She has some secrets that she plans to not tell. I just hope that she's not really a man! Anyway I think that she wants to be a famous, recognized and praised star, but wont admit to it. For whatever reason.
She's very athletic and I think that she's gonna enjoy beating the men at the competitions.
She said that she wants to set an all female alliance up early. I'm predicting on the first show. And she said that a girl needs to win, and she's used to winning. But I can see the women being intimidated by her, because she just might beat Janelle in most competitions won by a female in a single season!
She wants to host on ESPN and she is a total female jock. And I can't wait to see if she knows who Devin is. She probably does. Wont surprise me if she experiences love at first site when meeting Devin. I know that he is going to love her. They're gonna be like Jay z and Beyonce!
She appears to be a genuine, what you see is what get type of person. And, she may be too good to be true! She appears to be a bright girl who is also very pleasing to the eye, she reminds me of Beyonce. Or Romana Valerie Alb!
Anyway, I'm predicting that she is gonna fall in love with Devin when he wont shut up about his daughter. I mean she really means the world to him.
As far as challenges go, I can totally see Amber being like Janelle Pierzina and Rachel Reilly. The guys are not gonna wanna compete with her! She probably beat up boys and broke their arms while arm wrestling with them as a little girl. Then laughed at them as they ran home crying to their mommy!
In addition to being a very athletic lady, I bet she's a freak! I just know that she has naked pictures somewhere! Shes totally the type to let a guy tape it. I bet she's a 50 shades of gray fan and has dressed up as a dominatrix, not just for Halloween either! And bet her stuff is so good that scores of men have proposed to her. Even after the first night!
It wouldn't shock me if she gets down at some point on the show. Or is at least very tempted to.
My nicknames for Amber are Rachelle Pierzina, which is of course a combination of Rachelle Reilly and Janelle Pierzina, and I gave her that name for athletic abilities in the competitions. My other nick name is heart breaker because the men are gonna go ga ga over her!
Brittany
Brittany is an event coordinator who does promotional work for patron, which is an alcohol. Which makes it seem like she parties at work all of the time. And she looks like a party girl. In fact, she was recruited for the show while she was out getting a drink. I think she wants to be famous. And will do annoying things to get attention. I don't trust her and think she will turn her back on her alliance in a second. wouldn't be surprised if shes friends with Grodner.
I am not too fond of her as of now. Maybe I will like her more after watching her on TV. I don't hate her but I definitely don't love her either. She's is in the middle to me so far. I think she gonna love Frankie and Joey, they both have that gay, over the top attention seeking look to them. And she gives me the Adult Film Star vibe. Not sure of she did some amateur stuff in past, but she just gives off that energy.
I think she'll do okay in the challenges. But I don't see her winning too much and don't see her winning the show. I think that people aren't gonna like her very much.
My nickname for Brittany is Skank!
Caleb
Caleb is so dumb that he looks like it hurts to think. He says he's a bigger fan of Duck Dynasty than Big Brother. I think he's gonna love and relate to Donny Thompson. However, Donny is seemingly a much nicer person that Caleb is. So if Donny see's Caleb's dark side, Donny might stray away from him. Which would be a smart thing to do.
Caleb is a player when it comes to the women. So he'll probably try to, "hook up" with some of the girls at some point. But if these women have a little bit of sense and intuition, they will stay away from Caleb. He come across as being an overly aggressive, very pushy, control freak type with a God Complex. I get the total serial killer vibe from him. He actually reminds me a lot of Justin from Season 2. The guy who put the knife to Krista's neck.
Wouldn't be surprised if he's a rapist either! He acts like an alpha male on steroids. And I wouldn't be surprised if he had an ex girlfriend, ahem, disappear. And then got away with it.
My nickname for Caleb is, Caveman.
(Disclaimer: I am not accusing the clown of anything. Just merely stating that I think that he'd possibly do some heinous things.)
Christine
Christine is a a 23 year old nerd who looks ten years older than what she is. She comes across as a master manipulator who practices in the mirror. She is the type of person to get on your good side just to use you for her own selfish desires.
She appears to embrace her nerdiness! Like as if she's adopted the philosophy of, "Since I'm ugly, I'll make the world love me". But I think that deep down inside, she doesn't give a hoot about other people and is in it for herself. She appears to be a down low villain. A villain with high self esteem.
I think that she is a phony person who tells people what she thinks that they want to hear.
I'm betting that she is gonna lose at the competitions. She might win at a puzzle, question and answers game, or a memory game. But as far as physical competitions go. I can see her not being very good at them.
She says that she is gonna miss her husband, but I think she's gonna miss her vibrator much more. I wouldn't be surprised if she is doing this show to win money so that she can divorce him and move on with some male model or something.
I think she tries way too hard to be cool. And appears to have a fake, artificial personality. And she's gonna cry so hard when she has her big break down.
My nick name for Christine is snake in the grass!
Cody
Cody is a salesmen, that works for an entertainment company. He seems dumb, boring, not smart at all! But since he is in great shape, the women will love him! I think he was put there for female ratings. And he's pretty irrelevant! He's the Dominic of this seasons! And I smell BS. when I hear him speak. He's one of my least favorites.
My nick name for Cody is, Mr. Irrelevant.
Derrick
Derrick is a Police Sargent, who wont tell house about his true occupation. He's a professional liar, literally! I hope people don't believe him when he tells a lie about his job! He appears to be bossy, and gives himself too much credit. I wanna see if he will align with Christine, if not they may go after each other. If they combine with Caleb they can be like a super villain team.
I wouldn't be surprised to see him go first. The women wont wanna look at him. He looks like a pig! Not because he's a cop either!
My nick name for Derrick is PIG!
Devin
Devin is a retired baseball player from the St Louis Cardinals and now he works for Harley Davidson, as a Motor Cycles Sales Manager. He has a gay twang to him, had to say that! He says that he's not looking for a showmance, but when he sees amber, that will change.
I think he's too muscular to compete in certain competitions. And his big smile is annoying.
My nickname for Derrick is Shrek. Aka Kurt Cobain. Because his mind is all over the place!
(If you listen to my video from the night the show aired. I kept calling Devin, "David", because he's so irrelevant and forgettable that I honestly butchered his name! Oh well, at least I got the D right and they both two syllables!)
Donny
Donny is a schools groundskeeper, who grew his huge, ugly beard in 8 months! How is that even possible! Anyway! He appears to be a stingy, selfish, self centered twit,who says that he's gonna attempt to manipulate people by making them like him. Hes a schemer, and his annoying personality and jokes will get tiring quickly. And he thinks he is more interesting he is. He may not be as dumb as Devin, but he's still dumb. His personality is bland, and to make it worse, he wears a costume! A silly beard and a hunters t-shirt!This idiot looks like Duck Dynasty reject
My nick name for Donny is, Duck, as in Duck Dynasty
Frankie
Frankie is a YouTube personality, social media personality and an actor. He plans to not tell anyone about famous sister, Pop star and Nickelodeon actress, Ariana Grande! I bet they will figure it out by the second night, probably the first. He's an annoying gay stereotype. I think he will try to be like Brittany Haynes in the diary room, in his videos. Like, a pseudo intellectual and poor comedian. Anyway! He's not going to win, he doesn't have a chance in hell. Frankie and Caleb need to go first.
My nickname for Frankie is Rainbow Dull. Because his hair is colorful and his personality is not.
Hayden
Hayden is pedicab driver who looks and talks like a stoner. He's the mccrae of this season, and Victoria just may be his Amanda. A failed relationship with a fake Jew waiting to happen! as a marathoner, he should do very well in endurance competitions. He appears to be a swindler, who will do anything to win. He appears to be cocky, delusional and will fail miserably at mental challenges
Since he appears to be a stoner. My nickname for Hayden is Sir Smokes A Lot
Jacosta
Jacosta is a minister who wears bow ties. She is the oldest woman in the house and will lose at competitions and will struggle at the game in general. Just like casting wants her to do. She's a super fan, and she wants a female alliance! Yeah, another female calling for a female alliance? Thanks production for planting this seed with the women. You're gonna ruin the show. I just wanna know whether or not that bow tie squirts water. She has almost no eyebrows and looks like a clown. She has an annoying voice and will lose miserably, they don't want anyone brown having a chance of winning this show. They will view her as being a bible thumper, guaranteed.
My nick name for Jacosta is Bible Thumper aka Bible Biter.
Joey
Joey is a make up artist, with the name of a man. She gets along famously well with women and gays and is adamant about not being a lesbian herself. But I am sure that she is mistaken for one all of the time. She reminds me of Lydia from season 10. I think she is a little bit psycho, so I wanna see how fellow psycho Christine will mesh with her. Seeing that Christine is a nerd and Joey is an artsy fartsy person, they should get along well.
I can see Joey being prejudiced and saying stupid things and trying to take them back after she said them.
My nick name for Joey is Lickity Split. Because of her possibly being a lesbian in the making.
Nicole
Nicole is a nurse and a huge Big Brother fan! And when I say a huge fan, I mean that she makes shirts in support of her favorite contestants and alliances. She claims that girls don't like her, and I think that's because she is genuine, for the most part. not perfect, but for the most part genuine and true to who she really is.
She loves Ian from Big Brother 14, so he'll be on the show at some point in the season. (Or at least I think they will bring him back so they can meet) I can see her being a softey and a cry baby, crying with Joey. I am willing to bet money that she sleeps with stuffed animals and she probably feeds ducks at the park. She comes across as being a tender hearted, soft and cuddly person.
I think she should be a veterinarian or a pediatrician. She has that type of vibe to her. In the game, I can unfortunately see her being someone who will be easily influenced by other players and used as a pawn. Nicole has no chance of winning, and should have come to the show possibly when she turns 25, which is in 4 years. I don't think she ready just yet!
My nickname for Nicole is EVOO,! Because I think she might still be a virgin.
Paola
Paola is a DJ from new York, who was born in Connecticut. She's a big breasted Asian woman, and a female DJ, and a Video Game lover, who modeled in Maxim Magazine! So, why she isn't my wife? (Just kidding!) Anyway, she wants a final 4 alliance, named, "El Quattro" which means, "the 4" in Spanish. I can see her and Victoria not liking each other already!
She appears to be very likable, a party starter and a go getter. I think she has the potential of at least making it to the jury. But her personality will keep her from winning the show. I think that she can argue so good she might provoke someone to psychically attack her. She has a mouth on her in more than way i can tell!
My nick name for her is Fire Ball. Shes a little tea spoon of fire!
Victoria
Victoria is a 22 year old who looks like shes 32, and she is a photography business owner. She has a Psychotic look in her eyes, and says she doesn't get along with women too well. She says women are jealous and catty, however, I think it might be her. And Paolo interacting with her along with Nicole, is the one of the things that I cant wait to see play out this season. I think she is gonna like Caleb. She seems like a high maintenance brat!
She comes across as being an immature, bossy little brat that has some growing up to do. She reminds me of Ginamarie, but in a rich version of Ginamarie. Were as Gina was a so called, "hood rat", Victoria is like the suburban Ginamarie. A true mean girl. and she has that cartoonisth, over the top evil vibe to her, with a big wicked witch nose to go with it! I have nicknamed her the Wicked Witch!
I wonder if witch is going to try and get with Cody or Zach!
Because Hayden just may be her McCrae! They are meant to be!
I bet you're thinking that I cant say anything nice about her? Well! She has nice hair....
extensions!
Zach
Zach, is an unemployed prick who is willing to lie, cheat steal and kill for the money. And I believe him! He's a snake, and I wonder which girls he will try to get with (if any) and if they will fall for this self professed, self admitted, con artist.
Could it be Nicole? Or Paola perhaps? Is he gonna smash and dash Victoria?
All I know is he has a love him or hate him personality. And I don't like this clown lmao!
Seeing he is unemployed, and a con artist, my nick name for Zach is the starving con artist!
Okay, so now that I got that out of the way, I just wanted to say this!
Production is really pushing for a female to win this year, possibly to increases their female ratings and fan base. They are really really forcing this whole female alliance thing on us. And seeing that it;'s not organic, it normally wouldn't work under normal circumstances. However, this year they went and got some female hulks. I can totally see several of these women being beasts at the competitions. And the men better watch out this year. They had a gay guy last year win and now it looks like a woman is going to win this year! I just know that it wont be Victoria, the wicked witch. Or Jacosta, the Bible biter!
Miley Cyrus has a Strange Addiction | She eats thong panties on stage! | My reaction and opinion!
Miley Cyrus may be an attention whore from hell. She might sing terribly, rap terribly and dance terribly. But that train wreck sure is entertaining.
The pancake butt having pop star is so starved for attention that she put a fans panties into her mouth!
In 2014, while she was on stage at her, "Bangerz tour", Miley must have been hungry because she ate one of her fans underwear, on camera, in front of the crown! Hmm, I wonder if she licked her fingers!
Some fans were worried about the underwear being period panties. I mean. And I don't know about that, but It wouldn't have mattered to me either way for 3 reasons! My views of getting down with a woman on her period go as follows. Like Snoop Doog, I ain't scare of Blood. Because, #1 I'm a vampire. #2 I only shop at Target, #3 Poke a dot never goes out of style!
Oh and for the record. I'm a red head, in my pants!
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Blood Sweat and Heels | Season 1 | Episode 8 | Giving Some and Getting Some | Review | Recap | Opinion |
The show starts out where it left off last week. At the Cocktails with Belle event at EVR. Which is an acronym for "Everyone's Very Rich!" Well except for Melyssa. But' we'll get to that slut in a minute!
This episode was good and interesting right from the very start! So, Melyssa goes to buy herself a drink of Alcohol. And much like Daisy, her black card is broken! And she's tying to play dumb! Well Melyassa! You should have learned to stretch a dollar like you stretch a pussy! But it's all good! Imma take care of you as soon as I get this money!
Melyssa brought Daisy to Demetria's event because she wanted them to talk and fix their little pseudo beef.
And Demon-etria is being a vampire by trying to suck Daisy's positive energy out of her! She's hating on the sweet, spunky, bad wig wearing author and ball of positive energy!
I think that Daisy is adorable. And Demetria should work with her instead of against her. But anyway, Demetria turns her big disgusting body, so that she can fart on Daisy! And she knocks over a glass! And since Daisy is wearing a revealing dress, that shows off her brown shapely legs. The glass jumps up and cuts her!
And this could have all been avoided if these women were in the kitchen and wearing their Burka's!
Anyways! Daisy the Sunflower is bleeding happy juice all over the place. It looks like a horror film! I'm talking Blood everywhere! Looking like a rap video shot in Compton.
Oh well, I now know why the show is titled, "Blood Sweat and Heels" now! They were arguing and sweating, then Demetria drew blood and Daisy was sure nuff wearing some heels!
So Daisy got patched up, the she said F.T.S.! Fuck This Shit! And threw down that silly leg cast and put a tiny band aid on and somehow it stopped her from bleeding!
So, Demtria doesn't know why they are beefing with each other at this point either! So I am not alone by being confused here! She told Daisy something to the effect of. "Sometime you might not remember what someone said, but you remember the way they made you feel."
*Scofffs*
And you know what? To be honest.. That sounds like something a rape victim would say.
I can see Raz B now. "I don't remember what he said, but that shit hurt!"
I was hoping that she was gonna tell Demetria that she is sick of her nasty attitude. Tell her to grow up! And then threaten to whip out a strap on, rip the rubber dick off! And then proceed to strap on fuck her up the ass with a can of glade! To freshen her stinking attitude! Because she's tired of being insecure and talking out of her cunt!
But, she took the higher route. And let her know that she's not trying to bring any drama tot he event, and she's sorry that Demetria took whatever she did the wrong way. Now they're cool again! For now! And they will talk about it another time.
So now we're at Melyssa's job. And she walks in so drunk from the night before that she had have a brother in a suit come play, "Captain Save a Video Hoe!" And find the icon to her email account on her computer for her!
And Brother man better hit that! 40 year old ex booty models that come to work with hang overs are the easiest pussy you're ever gonna get. And you got bragging rights to boot!
So Jennifer, Melyssa's boss told her that she needs to have a meeting with her really soon.
And I'm scurred (scared) that she's about to get fired!
So, now we're at Mica's apartment in Harlem New York!
Mica, who happens to be a high ranking member of the Illuminati. Drunk Model chapter. Has a torture apparatus for her cheating boyfriend all set up! She forced him to lay down at gun point. Took a sip from her special secret elixir *whispering* (Shh, it's alcohol!)
Then she sent some electrical currents through his eye brow!
Bad bad ruthless Mulatto! Nick Canon better watch his back!
Mica has a Cocktail party for Project Sunshine to go to. And she made her gay blabber mouthed boyfriend swear on Oath of Secrecy and silence. With the penalty of death if ever dares to reveal that secret!
*EVIL LAUGH* Muhu ha ha ha!
Hmm Cheddar cheese!
Now we visit Bries apartment in Manhattan New York.
And Brie might be cute. But even her dog is boring! I bet the only thing dryer than her personality is her pussy! Bries vagina is so dry, I can light a match on her clit!
I bet she masturbates with a hammer! Her coochie is so dry, tight, tart and hard. I bet she doesn't even own a wrench!
So, Melyssa Ford comes over! Amd she told sand paper snatch that she has this cute little Christmas Tree outfit that her dog can put on. And I was very confused. I said, "wait a minute! How does a woman like Melyssa who lives in that closet sized Apartment. I mean, it's not even a studio, it's just the sound proof booth! But, how does she have room there for extra clutter like Dog costumes!"
Then I released something! That little outfit, is probably something the bitch wore in a rap music video back in the day! When she was young! And relevant! At barbershops!
Anyway, Melyssa is laughing at the bib that Brie put on her dog. Because she knows how he must feel! Just like her days on music video shoot days, theirs a bitch with balls all around her!
You've made it Melyssa! You went from exploiting women to well... exploiting women! Congratulations you man-less 40 year old drunk! If you didn't scrape your womb over the years you could have a least had a baby or something! Oh well, at least you have debt to keep you company! You're bank account has nothing but 0's and a 1 at the end! Looking like a binary code!
So Demetria stops by. And Brie let's the girls know that they are dutifully invited to her charitable event for a Children's Hospital. And of course they drank to that!
Come to find out, it's Bries dog Rocko's birthday! And when she starts talking some bull shit about not putting a candle in his cake and what not. Demetria looks at her like she wants to get her psychologically evaluated. And Melyssa looks at her like, "Bitch! I would slap the black off of you, but I ran out of hand sanitizer!"
Now we're at Geneva's apartment in Harlem New York!
And she has a charitable event to attend, but forget all of that! This Wesley Snipes look a like is ready to get her some penis! She can't wait for it too! She decided to shove some Kegel balls up her coochie to tighten things up down there. She is going on a date with a friend with bend a fits! Not benefits, bend a fits! Because he is gonna bend her chubby body over and Harpoon the Hippo!
So now were in an SUV, that's a Slut Utility Vehicle by the way! We're with Demttria aka Krustyy The Clown! Melyssa Ford aka the woman so sexy that she takes a shit with her legs cross! And Brie Bythewood aka O.R.B.! And I bet you're asking yourself, "what does that mean?" You know, she's an ORB, O.R.B.! One Rich Bitch!
You see Brie and Mylessa do the same kind of work but, Brie has it easy! Mylessa works on her knees to sell Real Estate. And her knee pads are as raggedy as Mica the drunks kidneys.
Brie on the other hand, has a rich family so, she sells real estate through her Illuminati hook ups!
And Melyssa is a bit jealous of her easy, breezy, and privileged lifestyle.
I mean Brie is such a lady, when she wipes her ass, she folds the tissue over the chocolate before placing it into the toilet. Yes not tossing, but placing it. Carefully and slowly! And I bet she says, "there" when she gently puts it into the commode!
Now we arrive at Herbert H. Lehman College for the Children's Hospital party.
Demtria who is dressed like mother Earth in her green and blue dress. And Melyssa, who is dressed like the sky in her blue and white dress. Are chatting it up and the girls are gonna have a dinner party in the future. So they can stop disliking each other for no other reason than being catty girls.
And Melyssa and me feel the same way about Mica, that she is a sweet heart! And Melyssa has her back!
Speaking of Mica, we're at the Project Sunshine Event!
And they can barely get in the party good before some white boy in the Illuminati is hounding them about why they have been together for 2 years and aren't married yet! Because in their secret society, they marry to exchange monies and have what they believe to be "advanced" children, because of their blood lines.
And Mr. arranged marriage over here got married to his wife in 10 months to the date of them meeting! And he gave Mica that look like, "You know the rules". And Mica is a rebel, so they might off her!
So we're now back at the Hospital Charity Event! And Melyssa tells Demetria that Brie is so rich, that when she eats, she wipes her mouth with a gold embroidered, cashmere napkin. And the voice on her alarm clock that she wakes up to is Robin Leech from, "The Lifestyles Of The Rich and Famous!" And I don't mean a recording of his voice neither! Robin Leech sleeps underneath Bries bed and wakes her up by saying, "You're rich bitch!" at 6am every morning!
As a matter of fact. Her momma is more loaded like Aaliyah's airplane. She even has a 1.2 Million dollar painting in her bathroom!
And rumor has it. Bries birth, well, she was hatched from a golden egg!
And Demetria comes from money too! She was whipping her daddies credit card out of her Afro and charging it to the game since day 1!
Now, according to Melyssa, she was so filthy and poor that she was forced to begin working at age 11! LMAO! She's so full of shit! LMAO! Yeah right Melyssa! The only job you've ever held was a hand job! Oh and a blow job! Silly prostitute. Until you sold your first house through Real Estate, you thought J.O.B. was an acronym for "Jerking Off the Boss!"
Now we're with Geneva and her Friend with Bend a fits named Wayne.
The two are having a date at the ARTE CAFE! And she is a silly fat girl. Acting how women act when they really like a guy!
They barely ate any of their food before they had to hop up and leave to go do it!
And Wayne whispered something in her ear so crazy that she lost it and her balls fell out! No! Not the Kegal balls! I mean her testicles fell out of her duck taped ass!
He said this in her ear, *Psst!*"I always wanted to fuck Wesley Snipes!"
And the bitch was like, "On guard!" "Tushay" "Seppeku!" Lets's go!
Eww! Nasty!
Now we're at Pastai Restaurant with Melyssa Ford and her boss Jennifer.
And Melyassa just knows that she's about be fired so, she starts talking that big girl shit! Saying stuff like, "I'm so awesome that I moved to New York with a 1 way bus ticket, 2 bags fulls of dildos and $25!"
Yeah Melyssa, traveling with a small amount of cash is a good way to keep from losing it all in a robbery! Besides, you probably had some guys Centurion Black Card in your back pocket, keeping warm from all of that glorious booty heat!
And I bet you had a place to stay when you reached New York! I mean, $25 can get you a box to sleep in for the night. It wouldn't even put you in the worst of hotels! So stop fronting!
So Jennifer fell for Melyssa's B.S. story and she still has her job. For now!
But, Jennifer is quitting the MNS company and her excuse is her Son ,who is of marrying age, is moving back to Seattle Washington. And he "needs her". So she is going back to the West Coast! To be there for her adult son! And Melyssa starts crying like someone came in her eyes!
Then she threw major shade at her boss! She said that she feels like Jennifer is her mom! LMAO! Melyssa is 37 years old! This lady can't be much older than her, 5 years at most! So she basically said that Jennifer is an old bat! LMAO!
In our final scene, we visit Demetria's apartment in Brooklyn New York.
Demon-etria is with her loser, doormat fiance Gregg. And Demon has a great idea for the ladies to come together and settle their petty differences. By going on a boat trip! And she is going to invite them by sending them really catty cards that say things like, "Dear Mica, you are a drunk, long faced, Vampire looking Mulatto mess of a whore! You nasty alcoholic slut! ". And, "dear Melyssa, a vagina is made to stretch for a baby. Not for a Parade! An old wise man once told me, that a woman's vagina should never big bigger than her apartment!"
What a catty cunt! And this is why I can't stand Demon-etria!
But I have a card for Gregg and one for Demetria. Dear Demetria. You are an evil fat black bitch! If you lost about 50-75 pounds, you'd be cute! But since you wont stop working your jaws, running to the refrigerator and doing pull ups on the counter. We will never see you in a size smaller than a 20. Like you will never see your feet when you stand and pee at the toilet!
And dear Gregg. Grow a pair bro. You are engaged to a man! Start standing up to him more often. And ps. Please buy some chopstick! You're upper lip is whiter than Brie's circle of friends!
And that was pretty much it for this episode! Next week is the season Finale! Yes! The show has only 9 episodes for it's first season! I don't know why! It was Bravo's biggest debuting audience in the history of the channel!
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Basketball Wives LA | Season 3 | Episode 3 | Review | Recap | Opinion
The show starts out with Jackie and her gang, the Jackets! Brittish and Sundy
at Wynn Nail Spa.
Brittish and Sundy are talking about Brandi. Saying things like, she is broke, doesn't have a job, is insecure, thinks she's better than everybody else, is ugly, has a stank attitude, and a bad make up artist!
As for Draya, they feel that she looked cute at the Turkish party, but she is a habitually naked little slut, that needs to put some clothes on! Which is of course hilarious because Sundy Carter used to be a booty model herself! Yes! Miss Judgmental Sundy Carter used to take pictures nude or almost nude for dollars. She was a stripper for photographers.
To make it worse, when Sundy sees Draya, she's gonna call her her old stripper name. "Miami", just to be petty witch!
And I just wanna know whether or not Draya slept with her man! Why else would Sundy be so insecure about chicken wing?
In our next scene we we visit Andaz to see the pretty girls on the show.
Brandi, Malaysia and that fine ass Draya!
Draya is playing hoe coach. and tells Brandi that Brittish is a 5 year old, who hangs out with 50 year old kidnappers like Jackie, because she gave her a bag of candy!
As for this homo party that Jackie is planning, Draya is going to be the self appointed assistant manager and make sure the other women are doing what they are supposed to be doing.
In one of the best scenes of the show. We meet up with Draya at the park with her son that is almost as tall as her. The reason why this is our first time seeing him is because Draya abandoned hm a long time ago to chase penis and money.
On a side note, Draya used to go out with Erica Mena, and birds of a feather, neglect their children together! But, she is ready to be a mommy for at least one funny and very short scene!
This little boy looked so confused when he saw his mother! He gave her that look like, "And who are you and where are we going?"
She said, "get your ass in the car boy! I'm your mother!"
If this boy is almost her size, and judging by how young she looks. I'd say that she had him at around 14. Oh well, I'd still smash Draya! Even if she is pushing the dirty 30 and has had more miles put on her than a fleet of U-Hauls!
So, the two erected a goal and pulled out a soccer ball! And we all know that erections and balls are Draya's specialty! But Niko somehow beat Draya at Soccer which is funny because, Draya has had more balls dangling from her face than a Christmas tree! So I just don't get it!
So now, Jackie goes to visit her daughter Chantel. And you can tell that they're related. They both have the family neck! You know? A neck with more lines than Whitney Houston's coffee table? Uh huh!
Don't get me wrong. She's cute, with her big ass forehead. But besides having a satellite dish for a forehead and those big, ugly old school earrings. She is nice looking. From certain angles. For a chub wub! Even if she does have a double chin and all that fat around her neck.
I'd smash. If she wouldn't tell anybody!
Jackie said she wants to be her momager, you know mom slash manager. like Kris Jenner. And Chantel looks mortified!
Come to find out, Jackie used to manage Chantel's non existent singing career. And she was a complete control freak,! Her pimping, I mean managing style ruined their personal relationship. What may be even more disturbing is the fact that Jackie told her that she is her favorite child! So, she has her children divided up into categories?
Chantel, says that tshe accepts her as who she is. A character. and people who are characters, lack character. Jackie is obviously insane.Just my observation.
So Jackie aks Chantel about who she is dating. Chantel informs her mom that the guy she was dating is Orlando! Draya's client! I mean current boyfriend!
She then informs her mom that Orlando tried to hit it from the back! And the front, and sideways, and upside down. and he tried to get her to lick his asshole too! But she told him, "no!" "All that you can get from me is conversation and a tease!"
Now the conversation got to be really sketchy when she said that she not only has she been to his house, but has washed some dishes and everything. And that comment leads me to ask this question. Does this fool need to invest in some paper plates and plastic forks? Or were you washing dishes the nights that you stayed over and Orlando was beating them walls like a "Flip This House" marathon?! You home wrecking hussy!
So, Chantel found out on the internet about Orlando screwing Draya! Probably on that crappy Lip Stick Alley website. (Those nosy heifers!) Also, people sent her pictures, then she saw him at the ESPY awards with Draya!
Jackie being the mafia leader that she is, is going to talk to Draya as opposed to Chantel speaking with her. Because Chantel is too immature and insecure to be civilized the our favorite prostitute! And Jackie pinky swears that she wont tell Chanetels daddy, Doug. And when I say, "pinky swear" I don't mean her finger, I mean she swore on her pink pussy!
Jackie is on Eyes Wide Shut shit! Trust me!
In our next scene it's the 6 month anniversary of Draya and Orlando's relationship. And she blind folded him and he sat her nearly naked booty on the counter! After they pop the champagne, he informs Draya that he purchased her a little present. So he walks off, and comes back walking very gay. And draya swears that he is about to propose! But nah! He lets her know that he is 26 years old and he isn't thinking about marriage right now. Especially when it comes to marrying strippers and prostitutes with a big old son almost as tall as him!
Draya is thirsty from being a whore. Or as she words it, "where there's a dry mouth, there's a wet pussy!" You see, Draya only wanted two things her whole lifetime. An asshole that would stop falling inside out. And someone to look pass the fact that she's had more trains ran on her than Bugs Bunny!
So he hands her a box of earrings and she asks him, "So Orlando are you ever gonna propose to me?" And Orlando said, "Nah bitch! All you are to me is some LIP! You know L.I.P.? Live In Pussy!" Enjoy your free ride. And suck on this pop dickle!
Now Doug and Jackie are meeting up.
Jackie informs Doug about the Draya situation. Which she should. Because if something were to happen to their cute, big bootied daughter. Jackie wouldn't be able to get it off of her tiny little conscious. So Doug tells her that she better bring the Jackets! Because Draya might kill the messenger!
So, now were at the park with Doug and Lorenzo. And they're about to do some training. And I notices something odd! Lorenzo is thick, like a football player.The only basketball he should be playing is balling up some fruits and veges, and placing them in his shopping basket! Fat sloppy fucker!
Lorenzo asked Doug for some advice concerning marriage. Such as, how him and British can stay together in a loving and happy marriage.
Doug informs Lorenzo that what him and Jackie did was this.
So, he went into some stupid speech about circles and fruit loops and hoola hoops and some other bull shit. I mean. I have never been married. But my advice to Lorenzo would have been this. "Brah! You wanna stay married a long time? Well, okay! E.T.B.! Eat the Booty! And preferably with extra spit. And yeah! That's the key to a happy and prosperous marriage!"
So, after that old bull shit about love and circles. Doug told him the truth! He told Lorenzo that if he wants to never get divorced. He needs to eat that booty! And tie her up, upside down, and beat her until she bleeds with a whip, or a slender strap! While she's blindfolded!
He also informs Lorenzo about role playing. Because all of this is unheard of by someone his age. Sure! Ha ha! And of course marriages are all about sex. Well at least in Jackie and Doug's secret world! Mmm, Hmm!
Now we visit the Stone Candle Bar! Malaysia and Playa are shopping for the gift bag items for that homo event that Jackie is throwing so that she can continue to pimp the gays.
Malaysia wants to buy candles because, she doesn't know what the Hell that scam artists Jackie wants! And that was the first thing she saw when she walked in so, works for her!
So, Malaysia thinks that she has 200 bags to stuff, and they found the perfect item for a gang of fudge packers. A rainbow candle! You know, since the sausage sippers stole the Rainbow from Jesus? And while they're waiting for a black out to happen, they can shove the candle up their ass!
So it's multipurpose! Or as Draya says, "It's a win, win, for your rear end!"
Anyway, so, Malaysia calls Jackie to ask her about the money for the candles. And whether or not this is a good enough present. So, Jackie informs her that she only has to do 50 bags and that she expects other people that she's hustling to be suckers, I mean donate! As she puts it!
In other words, you're paying for it Malaysia! You may be pretty, but you're not smart, at all!
And come to find out Jackie has spent about $30,000 on the event already. Probably to dig a hole for that dungeon to hide the secret orgy! Anyway! Before she can try to hustle Malaysia some more. Draya, who is the type of hoe that is used to being saved, comes to Malaysia's aid. She swooped down like the bird she is and squawked into the phone and parroted this message. *Bird Voice* "Squawk! Girl, bye!"
Now we visit the Duplex. Jackie and Doug, are sitting up their looking like Will and Jada. With Brittish and Lorenzo. I can tell you this much! I think that Jackie and Doug are swingers! Something tells me that they're possible going to have an orgy, were everyone gets stuck! Doug and Lorenzo look like the type to get the booty bumped anyway! I smell sugar!
So, Lorenzo asks Jackie about how it feels to be married. And Jackie implies that her and Doug are each others beards! And they have S.W.A.G, which stands for, "Secretly We Are Gay!"
And their dirty little gay secret and the thought of deceiving the world is what keeps them going!
So, Brittish lets them know that she has changed Lorenzo! He used to be out their screwing a lot of girls. But her head game is sick so he "changed", just for her!*Scoffs!*
Jackie asks if they fantasize. And then she start talking about role playing, just like Doug did earlier! Because, Jackie and Doug do shit like this when they're recruiting people for their secret sex parties. And partner swapping! And Brittish and Lorenzo are not falling for it for even one second! In fact, they seem to be appalled by the idea of Doug sicking his balled head into Jackies hairy ass! They almost got up and ran out of that restaurant!
Now were at the Castaway. Sundy and Jackie, and Jackie's new wig sit down.
Jackie is looking just like that character from that movie, "The Dark Crystal!"
Sundy may be cute, but she is a fucking hater! She starts talking crap about how Brandi better not be at the homo bash, or she will hit her in the head with a bottle, or trip her, or tickle her to death or something!
So Jackie cuts her off and starts telling her about Chantel sucking off Orlando.
And everyone knows that Sundy's daughter swallows swords for a living. So, Jackie found something that she has in common with Sundy. Yep! Dick sucking daughters, bringing the world together since 1380!
Sundy is shocked! Not as surprised as she was when she received that nasty backlash from the entire planet when she tweeted out a picture of her own daughter suckling the penis upon the internet!
Anyway, besides them connecting on their daughters sucking penis's. Sundy, with her evil alien sounding voice and her alien looking face is still hating on Draya! And she wants to be there when Jackie informs her about Chantel and Orlando.
Now were visiting Il Cielo, which is Spanish for, "Ciara has a little butt".
Playa is meeting up with Malaysia and Brandi.
And Playa says that she has been with Orlando for 6 months and they are still using condoms. and that makes Draya feel grown up! Which is an improvement. She usually feels felt up!
The funny thing about this scene is when Draya starts talking about how she is a crazy, psychotic girlfriend. The type that goes through your phone, and your brain while you're sleeping! And she does anal cavity searches too. With no glove.
She also said that she sleeps with one eye on her man. I guess so when everything on you is fake. Wig on the jacket holder, eye on her man, titties on the door step! Ass in the pantry, brain in the oven!
Mr's Potato head swag, with a play dough pussy and monopoly money! Tragic Mulatto! Man! Mixed chicks stay losing!
Come to find out, the other heifers have been cheated on before and this scares Draya. I mean, she slept with everyone's man as a come up. And Karma is going to bite Playa bad when Orlando gives her that magic! Yep! That Magic Johnson! That dirty A. Or, the Aids! He'll be cheating and bringing back flees in no time. He's that type. I can tell! And that's when I'm gonna scoop her! I'll be rich by then!
I love how Draya, the side chick super heroine acts as if she is so shocked by the fact that people cheat! She has hidden in a number of closets when the wife has come home! In her life time! I can see her little skinny ass now peeking out of the garbage can like Oscar the Grouch, with a banana on her head. As the wife pulls into the garage, home sick from work or because she forgot something!
Anyway, she said that she was about to cry! Then I realized that she was about to cry laughing. Because she has cheated with both of these women's men. Wow, I guess light skin really is the right skin!
In our final scene were at Rockwell restaurant.
Jackie brought the jackets out to protect her from Draya's rain! Yep! She brought Malaysia and Sundy with her. And Sundy informs Draya that she knows the tea that Jackie is about to spill.
And Sundy is masturbating anticipation for this news to be cast!
Jackie lets Draya know that Orlando was slobbing down Chantel. And Draya denies it at first. And says that Chantel used to fuck his friend, but not Orlando! So then Jackie whips out her phone and shows her the proof!
And I'll see you next review to finish the story! Because that's where the scene ends!
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"According to a report on the website Sister 2 Sister, Cynthia has all
but TOLD ON HERSELF . .. that she's getting FIRED from the Atlanta
Housewives.
Here's what she told the mag founder Jamie:
Nothing lasts forever, and “Real Housewives of Atlanta”
star Cynthia Bailey said she’s already looking ahead to her life after
the hit Bravo show.
“Just as it started, it will end, and we will be replaced by someone
that America thinks is much more interesting to watch,” Cynthia told Now
What?! “My only regret would be to walk away from this and not be set
for life and not have taken advantage of every single opportunity that I
could.”
So, here is my take on Cynthia Bailey being fired! I am not a fan of the show, but I do review it! I watched very little of The Real Housewives of Atlanta before season 6. Porsha Williams is my favorite cast member along with Kandi Buress of the 90's R&B Quarter, Xscape!
In other words. I am not even a fan of Cynthia's! The way that she treated Kandi during the Hotel scene, and beyond was just unacceptable in my opinion.
If her leaving the show is true, I just hope that they replace her with someone who has a likable personality. Someone like one of the girls from Blood Sweat and Heels! And no! I don't mean Demetria or Geneva either! No Krusty the clown or Wesley Snipes please!
So! What do you think about Cynthia leaving the show? Will it make the show more interesting? Who do you think would be a good replacement? Will you stop watching the show if she leaves? Do you like Cynthia? Do you hate Cynthia?
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Basketball Wives LA star Brittish Williams EXPOSED by BBB Better Business Bureau!
Black belt, master Hoot rat, bad actress and habitual slut, Brittish Williams. And yes, that' s Brittish with two T's.
Anyway! Brittish Williams has been given the big foam middle finger by the Better Business Bureau. Because she has allegedly been taking orders at her website www.loveoflabels.com
and has not been sending customers the items that they purchased, and has been unwilling to resolve customer issues on top of offering bad customer service and a terrible weave to boot!
Brittish Williams, or "the chubby girl" as a skinny, bird looking stripper named Miami prefers to call her. Went on twitter to discuss the situation! And I haven't laughed this hard this hard at a fat woman since the Rosanne show!
Littered with bad spelling and bad grammar, Brittish with two T's proves that he has something in common with her mother! And that's the inability to spell, use proper punctuation and grammar. She tweeted three times about the Better Business Bureau mishap. And in just 3 posts, I found more screw ups than Erica Mena's life story!
Here's what Brittish with two T's and no brain said in her own words!
"Yes we have a F rating with the BBB we aren't accredited with them and never have been! We have has 30 complaints out of 8000 orders? What % is that! I'm a hard working young black women! Who started Loveoflabels.com with 500 dollars it's had over a half a million dollars In sales! Like any new company that is ACTUALLY making money..you have to organize, work out kinks to make the company grow!"
Jesus! I felt retarded re-writing and reading that mess!
So my opinion on it is this. Who is really surprised by Brittish providing bad business? I mean, after all, she is Master Splinter! A big hood rat that lives in a sewer with Turtles that eat Pizza and practice Karate!
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