Lady Gaga - G.U.Y. - An ARTPOP Film - Review - Reaction - Opinion

Lady Gaga - G.U.Y. - An ARTPOP Film - Review - Reaction - Opinion

  

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The short film, or long form music video features some of Lady GaGas music.
Such as, G.U.Y. (Girl Under You), Manicure and Venus.

So, it starts out with some idiots in suits fighting over money! Yes, Fiat currency, that is not backed by Gold! Worthless toilet paper with old dead guys faces all over it! Anyway, these clowns are Obviously Masons!

Then, we see what appears to be a dead or dying Lady GaGa. And she has wings!
First thing I think is that they killed Gaga because she's a woman. And Masons hate women! Any who! There's an arrow next to her left foot! I guess she took an arrow to the knee!

To make it worse, Stephanie, I mean Lady GaGa has an arrow that was shot through her back, and came out of her chest! Mmmm, meat on a stick! Slut-kabob anybody?

So, she takes forever to get up and I realized something! she was trying to show off her great ass! No wonder they kept the camera on her wonderful backside for so long!

Anyway, she hops up and snatches the arrow out of her body, and then just stands there for a minute, and looks at it. Like it's a pregnancy test! I guess she can't believe the tip went in that deep!

Then, she stumbles over to some huge expensive looking building., obviously ran by the Illuminati! And two homos wearing black hoods and tight pants are standing there.


1 on each side! they must be Masons! They must be Jackin' off Boaz to obtain Equilibrium or some garbage!

So she falls down and they come over and pick her up.

i thought they were about to do her like Uncle Phil used to do to DJ. Jazzy Jeff on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and throw her!
 
I thought they were gonna say, "get out of here white girl! No women allowed! We like sausage!" But they ruined it! They brought her to a stair case instead.

So, they did some sort of weird, gay, Masonic ritual where they covered her in flowers and butterfly's. Then handed her over to some fools wearing all black everything, in a pool! Hey, at least they had nice Kung Lao style hats on!

Anyways! Here's where the video went from interesting to corny! They drown her, and she died and went to gay heaven hunty! YAASS!

But it looked like gay Hell to me! Their was dancing, prancing and their was even a white teddy bear made out of paper.

Come to find out, in gay hell, there's a bunch of twinks wearing gold and carrying bows! And I said to myself, where is the arrow and where is the bulls eye?

Then I looked down between my legs and said, no way! Is the hot dog really the arrow? That must make the buns the bulls eye! YIKES! Well, then again. If it's my arrow and GaGa's buns! I will hit my target every time! BULLS EYE!

So the next part of the video made me scream louder than that time I was at McDonald's taking a shit and the toilet seat broke. And I smashed my dick on it!

In gay Heaven, there's a computer. And if you press the right buttons,
the gods of gay heaven appear! And apparently the gay gods are #1, that racist Indian, Masonic Puppet, Mahatma Gandhi. #2 Fake Jesus! You know, the white guy named Cesare Borgia?

And #3, the King of Pop, Michael Jackson! When Michael was white of course!

Anyway! Finally! The video got good!
Some well endowed, black bull. pushed lady gaga to the floor, got behind her and then laid on top of her! I was like, Oh hell yeah! I've been picturing me in this guys shoes since 2009 when I first saw this broad! I knew she liked the brothers!

I've been trying to play the Love Game, and Poker Face (Poke her) for the Paparazzi, or at least Just Dance with Lady GaGa, for a half a decade now! Where do I sign up to be in a Lady GaGa video? I mean, I'd do it for free!

Unfortunately, this chump only lasted a good 30 seconds or less. He might be packing a pipe big enough for the Super Mario Brothers to escape through! But geez! Even Kim Kardashian's marriages lasted longer than that guy!

Anyway! A slutty nurse took blood from the gay gods to make gaga her perfect man!

Whats next? The bones of Jesus?

Ha ha! No but seriously. Gandhi, Michael and Jesus? With a combination like that, I'd hate to ask her what she likes on her Pizza!

Oh and by the way, the dude who played Gandhi in the video was a "black" and the guy who played Michael Jackson was Caucasian! Wow! I guess the only thing missing now is a Chinese Santa Clause!

Hmmm cheddar cheese! Imagine Santa Chin! I wonder if his gifts would be crap that was made in China!


Anyway! So, Gaga and her chicks hop out of a car wearing all black and she's wearing wings on her head to boot!

They pull out some sort of space guns, that look like leaf blowers! And start shooting money everywhere! It looks like a Jew committed suicide!

 

I mean, the last time GaGa threw money all over the ground like that, their was a chick in a G-string, wearing pasties, serving alcohol. And lying about paying her college tuition with her job there!

So, Mr. "I can win a 3 legged race all by myself". Get's GaGa down on all 4's and bangs her  her hole so wide open, that she's gonna have to use a pillow for a tampon!

Now GaGa is in a different outfit! And she performed a dance sequence so gay, that my estrogen levels rose so high that I grew breasts! And yes I can suck my own tittie!

Anyway! A bunch of Masons walk out of the academy flashing gay Masonic hand symbols.

Then, the video ends with gaga in a black mans arms!
You know gaga, your real life could look a lot like that final scene right?

Call me Stephanie!

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IceJJFish - On The Floor (Official Music Video) Review and Opinion! And Reaction! Plus Lyrics LINK!

IceJJFish - On The Floor (Official Music Video) Review and Opinion! And Reaction!

 

 

R&B has been Usher Raymond can officially retire!

Country Club Hills Illinois musical prodigy, Daniel Mcloyd, better known as his YouTube screen name, IceJJFish, has been exploding all over YouTube in the first quarter of 2014.

I haven't heard a singer on his level since William Hung sang his rendition of "She Bangs" by Ricky Martin!
The young man has a Falsetto that can only be compared to the squeals of a Body Builder after dropping a 300 lb. weight bar from over his head and unto his balls!

His Vibrato can only be compared to the sound that a cat masturbating with a paw full of thorns would make!

But the fun doesn't stop there! The instrumental was quite interesting! Quincy Jones must have produced this song, Without any sleep or food. And the dancing must have been choreographed by a quadriplegic fire victim with cerebral palsy. In other words. I see big things in this kids future. No homo!


And to make things even better, the girl in his music video is a strong 7 out of 10, if you're drunk enough, that is. And she looks easy! So anyway.

Check below to watch, "On The Floor" by IceJJFish. And I also included this genius comedian, I mean singers face book page link. Let him know what you think there. And let me know what you think below!

Just remember this kids. You don't have to commit an Illuminati Sacrifice and risk being Exposed by New World Order, (NWO) Robotic Reptilians from planet Mars to become famous! All you have to do is be talented and extra handsome like the God IceJJFish!

I just wish that he'd do a song with Miranda Sings.YouTube user name mirandasings08.

Here is the link to IceJJFish (On The Floor) lyrics.
http://rapgenius.com/Daniel-mcloyd-icejjfish-daniel-dizzle-on-the-floor-lyrics

Here is a link to his FaceBook.
https://www.facebook.com/daniel.mcloyd



Here is the video for (On The Floor!)

Side Note. Did this fool let millions of people know his real name and Facebook? Just asking! Man, Daniel Mcloyd is ballsy! Pause!

WORST RAPPER EVER! - White Female- Nikki T - Even Worse than EMINEM! - Song and Video REVIEW!

WORST RAPPER EVER! - White Female- Nikki T - Even Worse than EMINEM! - Song and Video REVIEW!

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y1zIMWDdVM

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6CDwwFIA4U

I have heard numerous people since Rebecca Black's "Friday" debuted, claim that it was the worst song ever!

BULL SHIT!

I discovered the Holy Grail of bad music! Way worst than T Baby's "It's cold in the D!"

So! What the fuck could be worst than Friday and It's So Cold In The D?

I had a bit of trouble trying to figure out how to describe this abortion to my ears. But I will take a crack it.

Nikki T's "I'll Take You There" sounds like a 90's pop record meets rap fusion FROM HELL! Ever drink a Cock tail? This drink is a Caca tail! A well blended Glass of SHIT!

Remember the backstreet boys and N'sync? Well, bye bye bye! This Back Street Bitch is out of sync! She needs to have the phrase, "don't quit your day job" tattooed on her portly forehead.

First off, the first thing that you notice is that the artist, "Nikki T" is obese.
I am looking for two things from the beginning, and that's "Pork Rinds" and "Black" guys! Preferably eating pork crumbs off he chest, wearing crucifix necklaces! Sadly neither appeared in the video.

The video is a bunch of the worlds most random video clips strung together, horribly.

There's footage of her in a car, standing near a boat! Excuse me a ship! Which she doesn't meet the weight capacity for seeing that their is a symbol of a whale, in a circle, with a line in the middle on the side!

My favorite part of the video is approximately 2:09 into the video were her size 6x body, get's into a fight with her medium sized shirt and,the shirt wins! This of course exposes her 8 months pregnant looking stomach! Since getting over my fear of fat people a few years ago. I can now laugh at this as opposed to hiding under my blanket like I used to do! If you are Bulimic, then this video is perfect for you! If I was a model, I'd watch this video every time I got hungry! Not only would you lose your appetite, you'd lose your last meal. At the same damn time!

My other favorite scene is where she is standing in between 2 school buses whilst being dressed like a hooker! But the only problem is. She couldn't sell that pussy to the Chinese restaurant during a food shortage!

I reported before, 3 stories to date about woman who flashed children and staff on school buses. And I think that she will have a flashing story in her future as well!

http://meetmagazine.blogspot.com/2013/10/florida-coke-head-exposes-breasts-to-12.html

http://meetmagazine.blogspot.com/2013/10/mother-arrested-for-exposing-herself-to.html

http://meetmagazine.blogspot.com/2013/10/woman-literally-shows-her-ass-to-school.html


She looked like someones nasty mother, who used to be hot 15 years ago and can't seem to let it go. Like, you know the mom who was cute right, and then she befriended the fork, and the meth dealer? And just lost it? Hell yeah! Just like that!

Anyway, watch the video for yourself and don't forget to subscribe to my YouTube channel!

Make sure you have 2 buckets when you see "take you there" by Nikki T! One to sit on and one to put under your chin! You're guaranteed to shit and throw up! Projectile vomit and projectile shit! YES! IT'S THAT BAD! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! SUBSCRIBE NOW GOD DAMN IT! https://www.youtube.com/user/meetmagazine2/videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6CDwwFIA4U