Black woman marries herself at age 40! She had no man so she is her own husband now! Women have to do better! Yasmin Eleby
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So, a website named "Forward Times Online" posted an article that's so insane I have to share it with all of you!
Check out the pictures above! The woman in those photos just got married!
TO HERSELF!
Here's what the Forward Times Online site had to say,
"Yasmin Eleby recently married herself in a beautiful candlelight ceremony at the Houston Museum of African American Culture (HMAAC) on Saturday, January 3, 2014. Family and friends were in attendance to support Yasmin Eleby who is also a member of Delta Sigma Theta Sorority Inc. in marrying herself. Marrying yourself, I believe, is simply an expression of self love. Someone asked me, “how do you marry yourself?” My reply was simply self love and to acknowledge that you are in a relationship with yourself. Congratulations Yasmin Eleby!"
As a member of the Delta Sigma Theta Sorority organization, you mean to tell me she hasn't meant the right man at the age of 40, after all of that networking? I thought the whole point of joining one of those corny sororities or fraternities was to receive advantages in networking, communications and navigating throughout life. and business.
She should have in theory meant Mr. right by now.
However, her situation is not unique. The woman in this story is like so many other 40ish fat black women. She's in a relationship with herself. However, this one took things to the extreme, by pouring gasoline on her own ego when she married and committed herself to herself. And in my opinion, she needs to be committed to an insane asylum!
IMMEDIATELY!
The relationship she's in with herself must be an unhealthy one!
Because Yasmin and at least 7 out of ten of your bridesmaids appear to be obese.
But black women with the "marry yourself" mentality, aren't just typically physically fat, they're full of themselves as well.
Full of ego. And these narcissists, or Narcissisters as I like to call them, are generally not mature enough to be in a relationship in the first place.
You see, they love themselves entirely too much, and once you combine this self worship with their big fat out of shape frames, they essentially don't have enough room for anyone else. I mean, how do you let someone in your heart when you have clogged arteries?
No but seriously!
This insanity partially derives from black women being told they are "strong", which is a masculine quality. They then go on to get themselves fashionable, short, shaved hairdos, wear the pants literally, buy themselves a fathers day cards specially designed for and marketed towards black mothers. And this is just a small portion of the things they do during their gender transformation! It's like a, "make me a man kit"! The most extreme of the extreme makeovers!
But things get much worse!
These black women brazenly boast about how they can drink and smoke a man under the table.
Then they get even more extreme when they make false claims about how they're independent women, who don't need a man to do anything for them. Well, other than build their house, offer them a job, procreate with them, fix their car, invent basically everything around them. Oh yeah, and grow their food too!
But anyway! Things start to get downright pathetic when they brag about how they can beat up a man, attract more women than a man, steal a mans woman, be a better man & father than him and more! In other words, out-man a man!
Then things get to be downright delusional when they brag about how they can be a housewives without a husband, and without being an actual housewife by definition. In other words, they're just giving themselves titles and accolades at this point! Just for the sake of having a position.
Yes, a position, or should a pedestal to display the trophy, or artifact that is the black woman's ego!
So we can worship her in all of her glory!
The way things are going, seeing people already talk to themselves, next thing you know black women will be dating themselves too! I'm talking Valentine's Day cards addressed to, "me". They'll probably include love letters with graphic details about what their gonna do to themselves tonight.
And the next thing you know, they'll have a reality TV show about a sassy, bald headed black mammie with an imaginary girlfriend named "myself". Her imaginary partner will pop up out of no where every time she walks by glass, mirrors or water! One day, she'll get sick of "myself". So, she'll get a restraining order against her own reflection, then when the "bitch" wont stop showing up, she'll stab her eyes to prevent this unwanted contact!
No! I'm totally kidding! But seriously though!
We need to nip this in the bud before these insane black women get the idea in their fat heads to inseminate themselves next! And when I say inseminate, I don't mean a fertility clinic, sperm bank or whatever, I mean without a man at all! I'm talking produce the sperm, fuck themselves and everything!
I'm not kidding!
The woman in this story took herself on a Honeymoon!
The only good thing about this disturbing story is that when she gets divorced she can keep everything!
No, but seriously, I shouldn't make fun of people who potentially have mental disorders!
All I have left to say about this story is.
This why i'm marrying a Japanese woman!
Sure, in the Anime movies the Japanese women might fuck octopuses and do other very odd things. However, the Japanese woman is as close to a good woman as you will ever get!
Japan, here I CUM!
Let me know what you think about it all below!
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