According to an article posted by TMZ, Draya Michele of Basketball Wives LA season 4, was payed a $2,500 deposit and was supposed to host a gig at the Penthouse Nightclub in Hollywood California On August 10, 2014. The VIP hostess, and booking agent who books most of the celebrity clientele, claims that Draya did not want to host at her club anymore when she allegedly realized that the venue was full of homosexuals! According to the hostess, Draya said she didn't want to do the job after she showed up, her security stepped inside, informed of the place was full of, homosexuals. To which Draya allegedly refereed to as being, "Fags and Dykes", said she didn't want to do it anymore, then left!
Of course the beautiful Draya Michele denies these claims, and according to her version of the story, not only did she not say these things at all, she didn't show up to the club that night either because she was sick. Draya also says that the club owner threatened to bash her in the media over her being a no show.
Their is no word of whether or not Basketball Wives LA season 3 will be used as evidence against Draya! In one of the Episodes, Draya's co-star Jackie Christie, hosted a Gay and Lesbian event for GLAAD, and Draya did not show up for it! Jackie bullied her right around that time, therefore she had an easy out for that one!
Here's my opinion!
I wonder whether or not the Hostess has any idea that Draya is openly bisexual!
The woman went so far into her blatant lie and slander that she claimed that Draya said that she doesn't get down with lesbians! Yet Draya has Salmon breath! Everybody knows that girl is BI!
As for these alleged, "homophobic" comments.
I have never personally seen Draya be anything but sweet, professional, and act like lady. So, I don't know what this chick is talking about! In fact, she better pray that Draya doesn't sue for defamation of character! We all know that she used to allegedly date Erica Mena from Love and Hip Hop New York season 5! So, not only does she love women, she snagged a fellow dime piece!
Just saying!
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Draya posted the following message on Instagram, in a photo which announced the break up!
"I'd rather focus on my family and career than a relationship at the time. I did my best to make things work. I'm not the one who failed"
Wow! Not only did she post the photo with those words. Right beside it, she posted the following caption, "People
are going to be who they are whether u make a complete change in front
of the world or not. I did my part and have no regrets."
WOW! Now, normally I feel for people when they break up! But I adore Draya! I think she's so beautiful and people go overboard with their negative judgments of her in my opinion. And now that's she's single again, maybe I can devour a Happy Meal with her and then work it off in the ball pit!
Lol! No I'm kidding! She doesn't even know I exist!
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Sundy (Pugh) Carter DUI! Basketball Wives LA season 4 star arrested! Mug shot and info NEWS!
Sundy Carter (formerly Sundy Pugh) was arrested recently for Driving Under the Influence.
The Basketball Wives LA season 3, Reality TV. star troubles started on the Monday after Memorial Day Weekend. She had a bit too much to drink, began driving, and when she was caught crossing over a double yellow line, and traveling westbound in an eastbound traffic lane, she had to pull over!
The police gave Sundy a choice between taking a blood test or a breathalyzer test, and after choosing to take the breathalyzer, tornado lungs blew a .18, twice! The legal limit is .08, so she was drunk enough to get 2 people arrested! She posted her $10,000 bail the next day and was released.
The 40 year old, former model, and actress, released this statement about her arrest.
“Drinking and driving is an extremely serious offense, and I take full responsibility for my lack of judgment on Monday night.. I thank God that I did not harm anyone else or myself and the idea of what could’ve happened was definitely a wake up call for me.”
“Everyday I strive to become a better example for my family, friends and fans, the decision I made is far from one that I’m proud of. I vow to never make this mistake again and I truly apologize to those I have disappointed. I hope my lesson can serve as an example to others that it’s far more important to have a designated driver, being responsible is key it can become the difference between life and death.”
And my thoughts on it all are, Sundy is my favorite Hoodrat of all time! I mean come on bae! Get it together! I hope you stop drinking all together! That's all I have to say about it!
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Oh and one more thing! She looks kind of like Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez in her Mug Shot photo!
Sundy Carter of Basketball Wives LA season 4 is a thief! Criminal records revealed! Exposed criminal!
Robin Hood, move over! Robin Hoodrat is in town! And she'll steal anything she can touch with her hands!
So in March 6, 2014, Media Take Out posted 2 photos of Sundy Pugh AKA Sundy Carter's criminal docket files. Proving that she was caught stealing in 1992 and 2002 and if history repeats itself, in 2012, she must have not be caught stealing on her 10 year robbery anniversary! I'm betting that she stole gum or something extra petty back in 1982! Anyway! That's just speculation!
What we do know is that in 1992 and 2002, Sundy had a severe case of "Sticky Fingers". And it looks like she wasn't good at being a thief either. Nor was she wise enough to quit! Sundy Clepto Carter!
So, after Media Take Out....
exposed Clepto Bismal, by releasing her Criminal Dockets, she posted the dumbest rebuttal message ever to twitter!
She said, "whelp i guess I have to be honest and say that I was arrested 4 stealing a car didn't do it tho".
Now, I always said that Sundy was cute, I never said that the Pittsburgh Stealer (Steeler) was smart! Anyone who can read, can clearly see that the dockets say, "retail theft" Not, "Auto theft"!
I can see my sexy hoodrat now, remixing that Biggie song, "One more chance".
Remember when Biggie said, "Don't leave you girl around me! True player for real! Ask Puff Daddy!"
Sundy's remix would go, "Don't leave your girl around me! I'll take her in my purse! Literally"
No for real! I wouldn't let Little Red Riding Hood-rat shake my hand! I might not ever see it again!
Anyway! Let me know what you think about it all!
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Draya Michele - Basketball Wives LA Season 4 star to remove breast implants in September!
Basketball Wives LA star, Draya Michele, recently informed the internet that she's going to have her huge breasts implants removed from her chest this September. Here's some of the messages that she shared with the world on social media.
"flat ass and chested makes clothes look better girls. And take it from me, this fake tidday phase is outta style."
“Saying bye bye to my “girls” in September”
“I’m tired of these boobs making everything look all skanky all the time.”
"I don't even know why I'm worried."
Here's my opinion on this matter. First of all, I love and appreciate how she is so unapologetic about being vain and superficial. She didn't come up with a contrived, "Public Relations" story about how she was going to have them removed for safety or health reasons. Or even worse, because of reasons relating to alleged, "maturity and growth"! She was very honest and open with the world with her true reason for having them removed! And this is why I'm a fan of Draya. Well, that and the fact that she looks amazing.
But anyway! How much do you wanna bet, that they're shooting Basketball Wives LA season 4 in September? You can't convince me that VH1 isn't gonna wanna "document" her trip to the hospital and her painful recovery too!
Either way, i'm so happy for her! Dime pieces don't need foreign objects stuffed in their skin to appear beautiful. Draya will still look perfect with out them.
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Malaysia In The City! Malaysia Pargo reality TV show News! | Basketball Wives of LA Season 3 - 4 star NEW SERIES!
Malaysia (Laquisha) Pargo, the beautiful and bootyful star of Basketball Wives LA season 3, just may be getting her own reality TV series! Possibly a spin off of the basketball Wives machine!
Their are no details at the moment of what the show will be about. Just a couple of smoking hot pictures of Malaysia with the words, "coming soon" and #MalasiaInTheCity !
Wow, coming soon and Malaysia in the same sentence.! Let me stop right their before I get myself into trouble!
So, do you think the show is a good idea? Would you watch it? Will you at least give it a chance? Do you love or hate Malaysia? Let me know below and be sure to subscribe to the MEET Magazine YouTube channel below!
Malaysia (Laquisha) Pargo divorce with Charlotte Hornets, NBA player, Jannero Pargo |Basketball Wives LA Season 3 - 4!
Malaysia Gilbert Pargo, (real name Laquisha Pargo, the beautiful star of Basketball Wives LA Season 3, is divorcing her husband Jannero Pargo, a NBA Basketball player for the Charlotte Hornets. According to documentations, the couple married in 2006, and were separated on December 27, 2012! Right after Christmas! The couple have cited irreconcilable difference, as rumors of infidelity continue to litter the internet!
The once happy couple share 3 children together, a 7 year old and twins 3 year old. If Malaysia gets her way, she will have sole legal and physical custody of their 3 children. Jennero on the other hand will just have visitation rights. She's also asking for spousal support, and for Jannero to pay her lawyer fees as well!
It's still up in the air as of now whether or not, the head blogger for the controversial blog and YouTube channel "MEET Magazine", will be tapping Malaysia's ass on the forth Season of Basketball wives! The rumors about Malaysia dating 90's rapper Ma$e, real name Mason Betha, have not been confirmed yet either! I will update you with an official word on whether or not Ma$e or me, I mean MEET Magazine gets Malaysia!
Hey, if you're gonna dream, dream big!
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Draya Michele Returns to Basket Ball Wives LA Season 4! She's back! Tell a THOT!
Draya Michele AKA Floyd Drayweather in a fight. AKA IllumiTHOTi, will be returning for Basketball Wives LA Season 4!
She may have received a pay increase? Who knows? I mean, this is pretty much the one thing she can do can do besides, working poles and stretching holes!
Let me know what you think!
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Draya Michelle QUIT Basketball Wives LA Season 3! Too much drama! No reunion for her either!
THOT Legend Draya Michelle hung up her shitty G-String and called it quits! Yes! Draya "Anal Angel" Michelle. AKA Harry Thotter! Quit basketball Wives! And she refused to go to Paris!
AND SHE WONT BE AT THE REUNION TAPING EITHER!
In fact, next week is her last episode! EVER!
She allegedly feels that their are too many old, rubber necked whores trying to come after all of that cute, sweet, light skinned glory!
I AGREE! I <3 Draya! You got this Floyd Drayweather!
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Basketball Wives LA Season 3 Episode 6 | Review | Recap | Opinion
The episode starts out where we left off last week. Draya and Malaysia are arriving at the Palm Springs house. And the ladies are dressed in tiny little shorts and Reebok's. You know! The old school THOT uniform! Some things never change! Don't get me wrong! I hate the word THOT, OR, "That Hoe Over There".
But Draya is Queen, THOT, Goddess Thot! Empress Thot! Anyway Draya must perform magic shows! Because Harry Thotter, was making her shorts disapear! All the way up her Deep Space ass!
So, they come in the house drunk yet are still drinking! And they're hugging everybody and stumbling around!
And from the beginning of the show, the conversation was good! Malaysia starts calling out Jackie for being the leader of the Jackets Gang! And she said that she's happy that Lil B, AKA Brittish, with 2 T's AKA Chub Rock, didn't show up!
So Jackie asks a drunk Draya, "whats popping ma! Why the long face?"
And Draya tells her the truth, sucking dick elongates the face! So cut a girl some slack!
Then, Sundy told Draya that she looks like she doesn't want to be there. And that she can leave if she's miserable.
And here is where the action begins!
Malaysia has to feed all of that booty meat! So, the pretty girl is eating some delicious fruits! Sundy takes the platter of fruit from Malaysia, because the Chef, presumably Raekwon., did not wash the grapes.
As Sundy is walking towards the kitchen. Draya says that Sundy can get her ratchet ass on.
Now, Sundy didn't even hear draya saying this, Yet Jackie being the sneaky, manipulative snake queen that she is. Freakin' Madam Medusa decided that she was gonna repeat Draya's words to make sure her tiny, little, wannabe thug Sundy, heard it loud and clear!
Now Sundy and Draya start arguing over Draya calling her "ratchet".
When out of no where, Sundy calls Draya "Miami"! Which is Draya's old stripper name!
And of course crazy Jackie pretends to be so surprised to hear Sundy calling her that!
I mean she only told her the day before, that she was going to do so!
Anyway! Sundy said that Draya was begging for tips, crawling on all four. And all she gave that THOT was a smack on the booty!
Then Sundy had the whore-dacity, yes the audacity of a whore, to say that Draya was fucking 2 of her friends in a Limo! Getting Shish kabobed!! And Draya threw out a crazy ho-ism saying. She was, like "Mama always said, if you stick your face in the hornets nest, you're gonna get stung from every direction!, So I stuck my whole body in it!"
WHORE!
Then, Draya told Sundy that no one is claiming her baby, in other words, your child is a bastard!
And she needs to take her ghetto baby doll looking ass home and figure out who her babies daddy is!
Then the conversation went to Hell! It really got so much worse! Sundy went in on Draya's fruity son! She pretty much called the boy a flaming faggot!
She said that while her own children, (you know, her penis sucking daughter and her son who has a tattoo on his throat) go to private school. Drayas faggot son plays with privates!
Then Sundy AKA Mr's accordion neck, told draya that she needs to introduce him to something other than her looks!
Because the little boy is obviously gonna grow up to have an asshole so big , when he farts it sounds like a tug boat! Because he wants to dress up as Peter pansy (Peter Pan) every Halloween. And he and was walking in heels, when he was in his walker!
And his first food was lipstick. and his first word was, "balls"!
She then went on to say that if Draya wants the drama. I mean, if she's feeling froggy. Then leap!
Just like her gay son leaps on dicks!
And Draya sure did flap her damn wings and hover over that sofa! These hoes started Kung Fu fighting! *Hu!* And it looked like a scene from that movie, The Birds!
They were scratching and squawking and their feathers were everywhere! Somebody should have distracted Draya by throwing a worm in her beak! And when I say worm, I mean PENIS!
Draya, who looks like Olive Oil. Must have been eating her Spinach! Because she gave Sundy a Pop eye!
She gave her more hits than a Black Eyed Peas concert! Come to think about it.
It sounded like a Black Eyed Pears Concert!
Because Sundy told Draya, "Let's get it started in here!" Draya hit Sundy with the "Boom Boom Pow!" and Sundy held her eye and said, "My Humps"! And everybody started singing "Where is the love"?"
Anyway! After production breaks up the bird fight.
Jackie starts pretending to not know what the hell is going on. And shes questioning Draya about it! Allegedly, Jackie was distracted. You see, she was multi tasking. She was eating an orange and cleaning the dirt from between the roles in her neck!
Draya tells Jackie that her gay son is a sensitive subject! You see, one time she caught him eating spaghetti and Pete's balls! Yes, not meat balls, but Pete's balls!
Anyway Draya starts screaming to Jackie that she's, "tired of the shit!" Jackie thought she was talking about defending herself and the fact that she is a mega slut. But nah! She was talking about being tired of the whorrors (horrors) of anal sex! Her past as anal hooker, has her shorts crawling all up in her ass!
And Jackie was like, "Damn girl! I thought that I had problems!
So, out of no where. Schizophrenic Jackie starts crying about her daughter hating her.
Which made Malaysia cry. And just like Draya's worn out asshole, this scene is a mess!
These girls need Jesus! And Draya needs a diaper!
But, I got the greatest laugh ever from watching this scene! Psycho Jackie was on a role with her deflecting, self pitying speech about her daughter when, she out of no where told the biggest lie of all time! She said that Draya is a, "great mother"!
Then she freaked out when she realized that she's going to Hell for lying like that! So she told Malaysia to talk to Draya. Then she ran out of the room to go find Sundy. And here is where the episode got ugly! And very disturbing.
At first Sundy is brushing her hair in the mirror and talking about fighting with draya again. She wants a rematch!
But she needs to stop while she's behind. You see, Sundy is standing up there looking like a panda,. Because she has 1 black eye.
Jackie is so disgusted by Sundys eye that she sat down because the sight of her eye nearly made her pass out. She, then proceeded to hold her own eye. And began begging for forgiveness from White Jesus!
Jackie first covered her eyes, then her mouth, then her ears, see no evil, speak no evil and hear no evil! LMAO! Yeah Jackie! That's gonna work!
So, Jackie tells Sundy that maybe she should leave the show! You know so her man can buy her a bag!
And Sundy was like, "Aint nobody thinking about shopping for a Ver-saki (versace) bag!
Jackie was like, "no bish! I'm talking a bag of ice! Your leye looks like a vagina after a gang bang movie!"
Sundy tried to play it off big time! She was like, "Oh! It's cool! I had an Eye appointment anyway!"
And Jacke was like.
"Baby! You don't need an eye doctor, you need a surgeon! But if Jesus can turn water to wine. I am sure that the Dr.s can pop your hanging, dangling eye back in your head! Even if you do look like a paddle ball!"
So Jackie comes back to where Draya and Malaysia are in the living room area.
Everyone is crying, and there's so much estrogen in this scene, I started growing breast! And yes! I can suck my own tittie!
"Put it in a video!" - G Dep lyric!
So Draya tells Jackie that if she was a real friend she wouldn't have told her about Chantel sucking Orlando off in front of the world. She would have pulled her to the side like a decent human being!
Then she jumped up, yanked her shorts out of that open tunnel of an ass and said, I gotta tell you something privately! And they ran off....
And I'm left thinking. Man, them shorts stay coming for the crack, like Whitney Houston!
We'll get back to that in a minute. First we have to see what Brittish is up to!
In the next scene, Brittish is talking with Lorenzo on webcam.
Come to find out, Lorenzo didn't sign the official deal to play basketball in Germany. He went to practice and their was nothing but young players there. The coach greeted him with a, "dry hi". Or as white folks would say, "a hello with no enthusiasm"!
And just like his fat girlfriend Brittish, Lorenzo hates dry Hi's!
So he started fighting with he coach! And got himself kicked off of the team.
Of course he made it seem as if it was his decision to leave.
In reality, he was escorted out of the locker room butt naked, beaten and deported!
So he will be home the next day from Germany.
Now we're back at the house, and draya is still pulling her shorts out of her ass!
She's really regretting all of that anal sex that she had in her younger more productive years as a whore Lord! Yes! A whore warlord! In fact, in that movie 300, when dude kicked home boy in that hole, yelling THIS IS SPARTA!! That hole was rumored to be Draya's ass!
Anyway! Draya pulled Jackie to the side to talk with her. She said that she's still upset with her sponsor, Orlando. For lying to her about talking to and meeting with Jackie's daughter, Chantel!
And the story goes as follows. According to Orlando's story to Draya!
Allegedly, Orlando was hooked up with Chantel through a friend from college, they talked by sending text messages for maybe 2 or 3 days. She came to his house and when he meant her in person. She looked nothing like her pictures!
He should have known something was wrong when she only sent a shot of her face! No body! Fat bitch style!
Anyway! Chantel is allgedly not a hoe because she "only" slept with 2 people in her very short life time!
Hoes nowadays! I swear to fucking God! Only 2 people?
And she's what 20? I guess when she is 40 she will be saying "only" 40 people have occupied this space!
Anyway! Orlando wasn't feeling the fat girl and he passed up on it.
But, she was invited to his friends party. She flew herself to Seattle. And when she got there, she slept with his friend, not with Orlando, just his friend!
And you know what? Remember when Jackie showed Draya those texts messages from Orlando in the third episode? All that this proves is that Chantel saves her text messages for over 6 months! And you see why I don't text with bitches like that? Looks like Chantel and her mammy are home wrecking harlots! With old necks!
I swear man! Bitches will abort a baby and save a text in a second!
My my my! How women's priorities have changed! It's a Brave New World!
Anyway, Draya feels that Sundy is judging her about being a slut, a bad mother, a bad wiper after taking number 2's and all of her other bad qualities.
So Jackie calls Sundy to come and talk with them. And Sundy comes in the room with a drink in her hand. And bam! She throws it right into the center of Draya's face!
The only reason Sundy had such a good aim is because, just like shooting, when you aim, you keep one eye closed! And Sundy is looking like her name should be Eye's Wide Shut!
That eye is bigger and redder than Clifford the dog!
So Draya jumps up, and after a quick little scuffle. Malaysia and Draya are drying Draya's face off together. And I'm left thinking. If this was the lesbian orgy that it should have been. None of this would have happened! They should have been fisting vagina's instead of each other faces!
In the next scene, Brittish is on the phone with her sister Brianna and she has on a tacky black hat with little pieces of aluminum foil on it. I bet there's Hershey Kisses in there! Must be snack time for the Chubby chick!
So, Lorenzo shows up. And he said that the German team wanted him to play center, but he plays forward. Yada yada yada! Blah blah blah! So!
Lorenzo is gonna get together with Doug again, work out, and lose some of that fat! And he might go on The Biggest Loser to make some money seeing that he aint got no job right about now!
Now we're back at the house with the girls!
Sundy is outside talking with Jackie, about how this is the first time a member of the Jackets Gang got their ass whooped! So they are both shocked! All of them Black Belts in Cunt-rate! (Cunt Karate)
And she still couldn't choke the chicken. And when I say "chicken", I'm talking about Draya!
Jackie wants the pigeons to talk their problems out.
They go back into the house so that Sundy can get her bathing suit.
Draya is making fun of Sundy calling her names, and she has the other girls cracking up laughing! She's saying stuff like. "Why is her name Sundy? With that black eye, she needs to change her name to Eclipse!"
Then Malaysia said, "at least she'll never have to buy eye shadow again!"
Brandi said, "Wait! When she walks by again somebody ask her. How many fingers am I holding up?"
After some more lewd and uncalled for jokes. Draya ape is eating a banana looking like an albino monkey!
And the other girls are giving her that look like, "Girl! You stay putting bananas in your mouth!"
Now Draya, Malaysia, Jackie and Eclipse, aka Sundy are all out by the pool.
They're trying to figure out whose wrong in this situation. And Draya hit the nail on the head! She's doing all type of hitting this episode, I swear! Anyway, Floyd Drayweather said that they are both at fault.
At first Jackie blames fine ass Malaysia for laughing.
Then Jackie blames that fine ass Brandi for not breaking up the fight because she's wearing a striped referee dress. And she said that Brandi was texting Ray-J at the time. And trying to be funny by playing, "I hit it first" on her Iphone when the fight was going on! Then she blamed Sundy for yelling, "World Star!" Until she realized that it was her getting the knocked the fuck out!
After a little laughter. Sundy announces that she is going to be getting in the pool soon.
Draya gets up to go get a drink and those poor shorts must look like a full diaper in the inside. Because they found their way up her ass again!
Draya comes back with 2 drinks! One for her and 1 for Sundy! And she sniffs Sundys drink before giving it to her! After a quicky sniff, *sniff* she pulled her head away from it fast! Yep, she pissed in it!
And then, of course Draya had to yank out another wedgie!
Jackie, sits her old barbecued rib looking neck ass up there and asks the girls about playing Spin the Bottle! Draya says that she doesn't play Spin the Bottle. But she can recycle a bottle with her vagina. so Jackie says, "baby, we'll do that another time!"
And Draya tells Jackie that she is a poor sport and a fake lesbian!
Brandi asked Jackie if her and Doug have ever had threesomes and she said no, but they have thought about doing it with Brandi, and they were thinking about recruiting Malaysia.
And with that said, this is what I was saying in my previous reviews. Jackie and her Husband Doug are some swinging, sex party throwing, orgy loving freaks! She probably thought that she was about to get her cat cooked that night. But a fight happened instead! I bet she slept on that big bed with Sundy though!
Anyway! Malaysia Airplane fly's away when she finds out that rubber neck and her bald headed husband wanted to smash! Oh well! She can always continue to try to smooth over Brittish!
Anyway! Sundy, AKA Shadow Eye hops in the pool!
Draya's all like, Sundy is too old to be running around hopping in pools like young slut. She might break something!
Then, Sundy strips off her clothing and gets bucked naked! And when she threw her bra at Draya, Bird Girl almost flew over there and ate her out! Yeah! They want each other! You can see it in all 3 eyes of these girls eyes.
So Sundy gets her cute self in the pool and Jackie was looking at her like her ass was a juicy steak!
When Sundy gets out of the pool, Draya smacks the booty and tries to rip the towel off of her! But she's too drunk to get a good grip! Jackie on the other hand isn't so tipsy! So she pulled the towel And now Sundy's nickname is officially, Full Moon! Anyway, she ran into the house naked!
Jackie says "let's go" eat, and then the rest of the lesbians in training go inside.
While in the house. Jackie asks whether or not the ladies miss Brittish.
And they all say, "hell no, fuck that fat bitch!" And start talking about her feet stinking and all sorts of other things that I wont mention!
Sundy asked Draya if she is mad and Draya said, "Looky here Illuminati! Keep my gay sons name out of your mouth! Before I take a shot at your good eye and smash your eye ball to an eye blob! I would hit your bad eye right now but I don't wanna get pink eye! That shit looks contagious!" *WOOF!*"
"Besides! How are you gonna be one to talk when your daughter was roaming the streets as a runaway, hungry, with nothing to eat but dicks and peppermint sticks! And her Sex Tape is gonna be titled, "I did porn because, Mama only kept 1 eye on me!"
Sundy whose sitting up there looking like a battered woman is through with getting her butt whooped! Now, instead of them fighting, she would like to work with Draya!
Who would thunk it?
And I guess her aspirin wore off because, Sundy started crying! And yes, out of both eyes!
And I start lactating! This is just too much estrogen for me!
But two face, I mean Sundy! Brought up a great point when she said that bitches like them need to grow up and calm the fuck down. Becomes their bones are too old to be fighting,
But it's their fault for signing up for a stupid reality tv show where they knew that someone would lose an eye. She just didn't know that it would be her. And she should have never laughed at all of those other people she watched on television while screaming, "That will never be me! HA HA HA!" And her favorite line, "I wish a bitch would!"
Well, a bitch did!
So, it's the next day. and the women are in a sitting area.
Draya didn't sleep well with her broken fist! She has been up since 5AM! Yes! Rooster time! She was waking the other women up with her Cocka Doo Doo Doo calls! Not just because she looks like a rooster. But because she misses all of that life altering, butt hole damaging, anal sex! Cocka Doo Doo Doo!
Nasty Whore!
Anyway, that quick little fight allegedly made Draya's whole body hurt.
And I'm left asking myself this! She can famously do triple anal, yes take 3 dicks in the butt at the same damn time. Yet punching some bitch who looks like a squirrel, with a telephone cord neck, hurts her body all over?
I'm calling bull shit!
Sundy walks into the room with eye looking like an 8 ball!
And Draya is still bragging about it! So, Apparently, neglecting her fruity son and Worshiping the penis aren't the only things Draya is great at! She can also brag about beating up an "old woman!"
Hey! Draya called her old, not me!
Malaysia figured that without Brittish being there. Their wouldn't be any beef. Then she said that Sundy needs to watch her mouth, with her good eye of course!
Draya said that Sundy needs to stop saying what she thinks. Keep her comments to herself. Because she will, "pluck your good eye out, play ping pong with it. Then everybody is gonna call you Sun -Ray Charles! Aight? (Alright)"
Sundy feels like this, we can be cool or not, who cares?
And with that said, Draya hops up looking like a million monopoly dollars, and says "deuces"
and by deuces, iI mean 2 middle fingers! So, she gets her sexy self up and leaves!
Jackie is still riding with the Jackets. She says that Draya is playing the blame game and this fiasco is Draya's fault!
Umm, yeah sure Jackie! You just blamed Malaysia and Brandi last night!
You're a master at deflection!
Anyway! Brandi come to find out is not friends with Draya. They are just acquaintances!
You gotta earn Brandi's freindship, if she's gonna be down with you! But we'll find out more about that next week.
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Basketball Wives | LA | Season 3 | Episode 5 | Review | Recap | Opinion
The episode starts out with Jackie and Brittish, and the're looking at an office space for loveoflabels.com
You know, Brittish's crappy website?
With a F rating from the Better Business Bureau!
And just like Draya's Vagina, it's a shared space! You see, that office is one of those buildings where your business rents a tiny space, and others businesses rent right next to you! And you're all up in each others business and personal space. It's like working in a cubicle, but with 1 wall instead of 3! Around a bunch of strangers!
And homeless flashers!
It's actually less of an office space and more of an off space. As in off in a corner somewhere!
Man, Brittish does everything low budget!
The 3 best parts of this scene are #1 When Jackie said that Brittish wouldn't want to hire B.A.M.! Brandi and Ariane and Malaysia to work for her scammy company. Because Jackies old gang, "The Jackets" weren't representing that flag right! And when I say, "flag". I mean their trusty symbol. The blood soaked tampon! BANG BANG!
Jackie had to kick those 3 Bandita's out for not following protocol! So she gave them a bad recommendation!
#2
Brittish said that Malaysia isn't all of that pretty and her body isn't all of that great either! LMAO! And this came out of the mouth of a chick that looks like Barney the dinosaur! Literally. That Tyranna whoress-rex need to find a cliff and take a seat.
#3
And possibly the craziest thing anybody said this whole show was thrown out in scene one! Jackie said that Draya's vagina is like an empty soda can. It's been reduced, reused and recycled. And Crushed! And at the end of the day, it's only worth 5 cents! *SPITS OUT WATER*
And to make matters worse! She said, "you cant make a Draya a house wife!"
And when I say a Draya, yes I mean a hoe! And yes she really said that!
Now we're catching up with Draya, and Malaysia at Slim Wrap! The Wrap That Works! And Draya is dressed up as a cummy, a cum covered mummy! I wonder if they warned miss Bukkake that if you get covered with man milk then wrap yourself in bandages you'll never get them off! Without losing all of your skin! But I'm sure a rich man has a fetish for that too!
Any who! Malaysia looks yummy because she's so delicious! Boy I'd stick my cock in her pit and smash Malaysia like flight MH370!
So, Draya didn't go to Jackies homo event because Jackie pissed her off! And Draya prefers to be pissed on! She said Jackie needs to get better aim when squatting!
And with that said. I was wondering why they were talking like they don't have good sense. Then I realized something! They're Dehydrated from being in bandages while working out on those stupid Ellipticals.
I knew the conversation between these birds went south with when Malaysia was like, "Girl! You look like a Kemetic, Egyptian queen, with your breast out, and being all mummified like that!"
Draya was like, "Which Egyptian queen do I look like?".
Malaysia said, "Queen Nefer-titty!"
In our next scene Malaysia is visiting Brandi And come to find out, they've known each other since Brandi was balled headed as a fuck, and dying from cancer. So, they're reminiscing about when Brandi was sick. And she had this one doctor who would always make her laugh. He would tell really lewd jokes and make fun of her cancer and call her racist names.
Some of his favorites were. Erykah Bald do! Shaolin Monkey, oh and of course
Sinead O'Colored.
You know? Anything to make a bald headed black woman smile! He had a fetish for the brownies so. He told Brandi about some fucked up fantasy about wanting to ejaculate on her head when...
Malaysia stopped her from talking and said, "Girl! That's T.M.I.!"
And Brandi is like, "Girl! I hate their news stories!"
And Malaysia is like, "Bitch, that's TMZ! T.M.I. means Too Much Information!"
And then Brandi was like, "Girl, I thought 411 information was long gone! We have Google nowadays!"
Then Malaysia said, "Girl, bye!"
Now Jackie is meeting up with her Illuminati connection.
Because she wants to sell her own brand of Cognac. So, she brought Sundy with her to tag along and learn how to be a true member of the Jackets Gang! Mmm, Hmm Sundy is a 1st degree Jacket! I heard their secret password is "Turkey Neck!"
Come to find out, the dude from the Cognac business is named Hakop Bislamyan! At first, I thought that he was the dude that took down the Twin Towers. Then I looked his name up on the, "MEET Magazine Language Translator"™ and it's Persian or Iranian, not Iraqi! . The English Translation for Hakop Bislamyan is, "When black people get the hiccups, the only thing that can stop it is candied yams" And I was like, cool! Now that's an awesome name! He must not be a racist!
If we had any doubts that Sundy is a hood rat. The Goddess of Ghetto did not disappoint us in this scene!
The hood came out when Sundy asked this question. She asked Hiccup, what Cognac was!
Or in her ghetto language, she pronounced Cognac (Con Yak) as Con Jack!
Hikap *Hiccup* said that Cognac is in the Brandy family!
And Sundy replied, "Ray-J better".
So Hiccup was like, *Hiccup* what do you mean?"
And Jackie was like, "No Sundy, Brandy is an Alcohol!"
And Sundy was like, "I bet you wouldn't call Brandy a Alcohol to her face! Especially if she's driving at you!"
SWERVE!
So, they had a taste test of different Cognac blends or whatever. Wait! Did I say taste test? They had a drinking contest! I don't know what Hikap *Hiccup* was thinking giving free liquor to hood rats.
Because these chikas were skunk as a drunk! I mean, drunk as a skunk!
I'm talking tipsy as a 3 legged table, with Brittish dancing on it!
When they were done the were walking as wobbly as Draya leaving a locker room!
So they have to come up with a catchy name for Jackies new drink. And drunk Sundy was throwing out some of the dumbest shit like, LL Cool Jack! And ConJacky Chan and KanJack West! And Jackies and *Hiccup*, almost had a Kevin Hart-aJack (Heart-Attack)
"You gon learn today!"
Now we're with Lorenzo and Brittish. And Lorenzo is at beating his meat so hard, the juice from his balls is squirting out of his asshole! And Brittish walks up and catches him!
So, Lorenzo closes his bubble butt porn on his laptop!
And his agent, Micheal Hart must be psychic! He always knows when Lorenzo is looking at porn and when he calls, he always uses the same lame joke. So, Lorenzo answers the phone and Micheal's like! "What are you doing Lorenzo? Beating around the bush" Ha ha ha! Wooo! Get it? Because Lorenzo was just beating around the bush! See, he was masturbating, and he doesn't shave down there so. HA HA! HA! Yeah! Michael Hart should leave comedy alone and just be an agent!
Anyway! Lorenzo is determined to make this Basket Ball money! Even if he has to leave the country again! Or as half breed Draya would say, "Sometimes you gotta do, what you gotta do. Even if you were born a half a Jew! In other words. No one get s a free ride!"
And when I say ride, I mean riding the penis! Draya's motto since she start hooking was, "There's no animal shelter between these thighs! You gotta pay for this pussy!"
So Brandi and Malaysia get together, and they looking amazing! Their hair is looking magnificent. Outfits looking cute. In fact, Brandi's is dress is so nice that if I saw her person wearing that dress, I'd act like a cop at Barney's in Jew York City, and ask her if it's stolen! And yes, because she's black! Then I'd stop and frisk her!
Anyways! The pretty girls are going to BESO! Which is the Spanish word for "Kiss!"
And boy would I love to Beso Draya's cola!
So, Sundy, left early from her job, and judging by her outfit and height. She must be a Horse Jockey! Any who, she came to talk with the Weave Tang Clan!
Brandi said that she comes across as a Bourgeois bitch! But she's not! She's just a regular BETA bitch!
And Sundy, the alpha Bitch invites the girls to go race car driving. Because she knows a guy in the mob that can rig the car to detonate on ignition!
But they know how Philly bitches get down! So, they didn't fall for that Jawn!
And to no ones surprise Malaysia is not feeling Brittish! And no! I don't mean that she has disdain for the chubby girl Brittish! When I say she aint feeling Britihs, I mean she isn't speaking in her British accent this episode. And she didn't even eat her English muffin for breakfast either!
Now we're visiting the Lexington Social House, with Brandi and Jason Maxiell.
He's going away to play Black ball. But Brandi's creepy, perverted, serial killer looking white Dr. will be around to take GOOD care of her!
And when they were at the OBGYN, Jason was given porn to masturbate to. So that he could produce some sperm samples. Brandi said that he was looking at the pictures that she gave to him, of herself instead of watching the porn!
Nah Brandi! He wasn't looking at you.
He was looking at Draya! Like the rest of us! Light skin for the win!
Now we're with Brittish and Lorenzo.
And Lorenzo is leaving to go play Black ball, just like Jason. But Brittish is staying behind.
So, Lorenzo's agent calls again! And this time he has good news and bad news.
The good news is, he has a contract to play in Europe. The bad news is, he needs him to leave tomorrow! And as expected Brittish doesn't want that L.I.P. to go away! You know L.I.P. Live In Penis!
And Lorenzo is dumb as fuck, he is trying to say to his wife. Everything will be fine, it's gonna be okay and he mumbles and stumbles just saying that! I'm now completely sure that he lied and he doesn't play basketball and plays football instead! You know in Europe they call it Rugby, and they don't wear helmets! Explains everything!
Now, Brandi, Malaysia and Draya, aka the pretty girls are shopping at Satine.
Draya says that she is done with Jackie. And she doesn't want to get into a fight with Brittish and mess up all of that pretty! Brandi says that the only remaining real issue between the ladies is the one between Draya and Jackie! And the Jackets gang, "The Jackets", has officially disbanded! Except Sundy and Brittish.
But it's all good. Because Brittish isn't even invited!
Draya brought up a great point! Those bitches got their name, "The Jackets," because just like O Shit's baby mother, on Black Ink Crew. They like to throw jackets on bitches heads, then beat them when they can't see! They said it's, "exciting",
In fact, it's just like fucking a blind chick! She can't see you coming! Literally and figuratively!
Damn you Draya for judging other peoples fetishes!
Brandi is like, let's just give them one more chance. And Draya's all like, "Ain't no body trying to listen to Biggie right now!" Brandi was confused, so, Malaysia told her, that Draya must still be hallucinating from the mummy wrap! And Brandy is so dumb she's like "You never told me your mom used to be a rapper!"
*SCOFFS* These bitches are so dumb!
Now Jackie and Sundy are chilling by the pool, with Brandi. And for whatever reason, Sundy is sitting up there looking like an elderly homeless smurf. I swear, she must shop at thrift shops. And I'm talking the Ill Will, not the Good Will!
Sundy told Jackie that they don't need to invite Brittish on their trip to Palm Springs California.
Because they're gonna be staying in same house and hanging out with each other. And tickling each other in bath suits, like girls do at times like these! And Sundy just wants some girl booty without the drama!
Smart girl!
Jackie wants Brittish to come because, she is her second chance at having a daughter! Seeing that the other one hates her and is always sucking off 5 basketball player penis's at the same damn time. When she isn't washing strangers dishes. Or recording albums and writing books for her 1 and only fan.
Helen Keller!
And she's BDD!
Blind, deaf and dumb? Nope! Blind, Deaf and Dead!
Come to find out. Chantel saw only one album sale. And that's because she went fishing and left it on the boat! Excuse me! One album sailing! There's a difference!
Anyway! Brandi told Jackie that it's okay for her to talk with Draya, but on the side. Not in front of everybody! Like she did last time!
Then, Brandi said that if Jackie reveals potentially damaging, and sensitive information about her in front of everybody like she did to to Draya. They wont be cool anymore!
Then, Brandi told Sundy to sit out of it and chill!
And man! She's so level headed! I love it! I've been a Brandi fan from the moment that I saw her. I fucks with Brandi! All jokes aside, I love Brandi! As of right now, she's my fave!
So, Sundy says she has no beef with Draya. She has an issue with her. She doesn't say what the issue is. But she goes into a long explaining about what beef is! She's talking about kicking in doors and shooting babies in the head and shit. I'm looking at my TV. like, "Damn Sundy is an evil bitch!"
Anyway, Jackie said that the Jackets are gon jump Draya, so Brandi better just worry about herself and Malaysia because, Draya ain't even friend with her like that so. So, mind your business, basically! They are planning to provoke her so that they can fight.
The Jackets new mantra is, "Light skin, must not win!"
So, Draya and Malaysia show up. And their both wearing Daisy Dukes! And Draya has been so friendly with offering up anal sex to the world, her shorts wont stay out of her booty! She had to play tug a war to get the denim out of her ass! Funny thing about it, Draya is so hot, she even makes picking wedgies look sexy!
Chicken! It's what's for dinner!
And that was pretty much it for this episode!
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Basketball Wives LA | Season 3 | Episode 4 | Review | Recap | Opinion
The episode starts out where it left off. Much like a Mexican on the toilet, Jackie is spilling the beans! She is letting Draya know that her fantasy of a rich man cleaning the cum off of her face and kissing her on the mouth is officially over! Because Orlando is a cheater!
So, Draya is in disbelief about the news that her fiance smashed and sucked all over Jackie's chubby daughter Chantel!
Draya is not worried about what catty whores have to say. She knows Orlando is going no where! They're gonna stay together and he is being faithfull to her. Or at least that's what she thinks for now!
So, sexy Draya and sexy Malaysia leave the restaurant. And Draya doesn't want to show up for Jackie's Gay Event now.
So, Jackie and her life partner Doug are meeting up with their daughter, chubby Chantel!
Jackie let's Chantel know that she told her daddy, Doug about Orlando. And Chantel says that Orlando is a no body Basketball player that no one knows the name of. And the only sneaker deal he will ever receive is a sneak her deal. Yeah! He'll be sneaking Draya out of the house when his real main girl comes by!
She then went on to say that she's worried about making money. And Draya is only worried about the balls! Chantel has a bank account and Draya has a skank account! Yes, she said that Draya's stomach is a sperm bank!
Then, she refers to Draya as a used car! A Lemon! A beat down 1966 Ugo on 3 wheels with no windows, in the rain, during a Tornado, Hurricane and a Tsunami! A worn out, beat up, wet and weathered machine!
Then she said that Draya is a smash and dash! And she is just screwing for shoes and bags! Yes! A jump off that merely receives sandwich money and cheap gifts!
And I might offend some women by saying this but, any woman who considers a mans finances when choosing a mate. Is a prostitute anyway! So, since Draya is faithful, honest, discrete and a nice person to people. Back int he day, she would have Mary Magdalene. A Holy prostitute. And in my opinion, she should get a house and whatever she likes! Call me Captian Save A Draya all you want! I like that little bird looking bitch! I would have wifed her too!
She's good at what she does.
Anyway! Chantel starts bragging about her accomplishments. She says that Draya selling swim suits in the winter is like. Sundy writing a guide for parents, with advice for mothers of teenaged daughters!
And she has personally accomplished so much more than Draya! Some of her most notable life accomplishments include but are not limited to. Recording two bargain bin albums, for sale at the local Good Will. And, she wrote a book at the age of fourteen! So I looked up her name on Amazon. Chantel Christie. And the bitch wrote a coloring book! You deceitful, whore!
Now we visit Bark N Bitches! A dog store! And I just wanna call a time out! And give Kudos to the producers who set up the scene with Sundy and Brittish in a dog store! This was the greatest hidden joke of all time!
Anyway, Sundy is telling Brittish about how Draya is being cheated on, yet is in complete denial.
And British says that Draya is stupid and delusional and if a slut walked out wearing a maid out fit at the house. And said she was a maid, Draya would believe her. Because she is desperate for a man!
And this is her first official relationship, and all Orlando is gonna do is say sorry, buy her a present and fuck her in the butt! Draya's specialty.
Now were visiting Flax. Malaysia and Ariane are working on the invitation to the GLAAD event that Jackie is hosting. And it has a name! It's called, "Jackie Chrstie Marriage Equality Celebration".
And I believe in marriage equality alright! I believe in Polyamory! That's when you marry multiple people. Since this is about, "marriage equality". *Clears throat* These homos better be fighting for my right to marry Draya and Raven Symone! I mean, I can fantasize all that I want! Anyway, we all know that the Gays will not be fight for polygamy! Just their own selfish right to mock Christianity.
Speaking of Jesus! Now we're in the car with Jackie! And she's driving and masturbating! With for fingers! But hey, her Flasher coat is really nice!
Now it's finally time or Draya to confront Orlando about Chantel
He lives and works in racist Dallas Texas, she made him fly back to Los Angeles by lying to him and telling him that she missed him and would die without some penis!
So he went through the TSA, you know, Touching Someones Ass! Got groped and everything, anal cavity search. All that good stuff! And he was shocked when she said. "You're sleeping on the couch!! SUCKER!" "Ha ha! I tricked you! Women really are smarter than men! Even if I'm 30, been hoeing since birth and the most I got out of it was this T-shirt that says, open for service on the chest. And a smack on the ass!"
So then. Draya shakes Orlando down big time! She's like, look Orlando! I know that you fucked that fat bitch! Tell the truth! Was it good? Was it tight? Was it better than mine? She didn't do anal like do for you right?
But come to find out, Orlando was hooked up with Chantel via a friend. And when she came over to the house where Orlando was with his 5 friends, she stepped out of the car and he said, "I don't do fat bitches! And I don't do dark butts!" And yes! Orlando actually implied that Chantel who is a light complected Mulatto, whose almost as bright as Draya, is not his type, because of her skin complexion! Man! Dudes these days!
Anyway! She stayed at his house for like 5 minutes and then left! So, he didn't smash. Allegedly!
But his friend, that he passed her off to, well, he sure did smashed and dash! I'm talking hit and run! Yeah, he played the knock out game with that pussy!
So, Draya is making him buy her something fly because the whole situation upset her. He has to make amends some way!
And Draya is gonna tell Jackie about how much of a cum guzzling slut Chanetel really is!
Now we're at the GLAAD event. And Jackie is up in there by herself! None of her girls have shown up yet!
But her Public Relations representative, Dominic is not there. He hasn't fully payed for the venue yes! And everything is a mess! The gift bags aren't done or anything!
But Dominic's Assistant is there! It's name is Ashley. And Ashley is apparently a transtestical! Or if it was Chinese it would be a "Ching chong, Ching Chong, Tranny Devito!"
Anyway, with things being screwed up before they can even start, Jackie starts calling the girls and panicking! She's has a cloud of anxiety over her head, and it's raining fear! She said that she now knows how Draya must feel hiding in another woman's house, in a pile of stuff animals wearing face paint, trying to blend in!
So, Dominic Friesen, who looks like a Meth Head, Pops up finally and Jackie wants answers!
Jackie tells Scarface that he is gonna be Friesen (freezing) his ass off because he's about to lose his livelihood playing with her Homo Event like this!
And Dominic has more excuses than a Black man in hand cuffs!
Jackie is like, " I ain't hearing that! I'll snatch your faggot nuts and that tranny's Adams Apple and make trail mix! Don't fuck with me Dominic!"
Then she said, "starting pistol!" Dominic asked her, "what does that mean?" She said' "you're fired! Now run!" *BANG!*
He ran his little gay, drug addict looking self out of there, holding hands with "Ashley".
The two were never seen again! I told you Jackie was in the Illuminati!
Now, Sundy shows up, and instead of lending a finger, she pulled a Draya and lended a lip! She got herself a drink of liquor and began bad mouthing the other women.
When Malaysia arrives, Jackie, pretends that she's late to make "Good TV" of course ha ha! So, Brandi shows up next and as Malaysia is explaining to Brandi and Ariane what is going on, Sundy barges into the conversation. As for Jackie, she's pretending to not know why Draya is a no show. I mean, you just pulled her into a restaurant with 2 other girls and informed her that your daughter was sucking her future husband off along with 4 or 5 of his buddies. And you wonder why she didn't show up? Jackie is the Devil! So, Brittish sits down with Sundy to discuss the fact that she feels as if Malaysia tried to play her. When she walked up in that piece, Malaysia allegedly gave her a "dry hello"! So Brittish pulls Malaysia to the side and starts telling her that her hello was dry and she wants a wet goodbye! In other words, she can lick her lips and kiss her ass! And Malaysia lets her know that she didn't mean it like that.And to chill out ma! You know, she'd be cute if she lost 40 pounds! Then, they all of sudden start doing like crazy black bitches do. You know, the thing were they talk with their hands like their wearing sock puppets? Yeah that thing! Then they did that other thing that annoying black girls do when they get mad! You know, start talking fast and pointing, like an auctioneer.
*Talking Peurto Rican fast like an Auctioneer* "Step right up,! This bitch right is going 10, can I get 20? 20 going once, going twice do I see 30? 30 going once, going twice, SOLD! To the bitch with the raggedy weave in the back!"
Speaking of weaves, when Brandi broke up the fight, she was throwing major shade! She kept screaming out, HAY HAY HAY! Not HEY, as in H.E.Y. but rather H.A.Y. for horses. She was making fun of their weaves! I guess she really does believe that she's better than everybody after all! And that was pretty much it for this episode!
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Basketball Wives LA | Season 3 | Episode 3 | Review | Recap | Opinion
The show starts out with Jackie and her gang, the Jackets! Brittish and Sundy
at Wynn Nail Spa.
Brittish and Sundy are talking about Brandi. Saying things like, she is broke, doesn't have a job, is insecure, thinks she's better than everybody else, is ugly, has a stank attitude, and a bad make up artist!
As for Draya, they feel that she looked cute at the Turkish party, but she is a habitually naked little slut, that needs to put some clothes on! Which is of course hilarious because Sundy Carter used to be a booty model herself! Yes! Miss Judgmental Sundy Carter used to take pictures nude or almost nude for dollars. She was a stripper for photographers.
To make it worse, when Sundy sees Draya, she's gonna call her her old stripper name. "Miami", just to be petty witch!
And I just wanna know whether or not Draya slept with her man! Why else would Sundy be so insecure about chicken wing?
In our next scene we we visit Andaz to see the pretty girls on the show.
Brandi, Malaysia and that fine ass Draya!
Draya is playing hoe coach. and tells Brandi that Brittish is a 5 year old, who hangs out with 50 year old kidnappers like Jackie, because she gave her a bag of candy!
As for this homo party that Jackie is planning, Draya is going to be the self appointed assistant manager and make sure the other women are doing what they are supposed to be doing.
In one of the best scenes of the show. We meet up with Draya at the park with her son that is almost as tall as her. The reason why this is our first time seeing him is because Draya abandoned hm a long time ago to chase penis and money.
On a side note, Draya used to go out with Erica Mena, and birds of a feather, neglect their children together! But, she is ready to be a mommy for at least one funny and very short scene!
This little boy looked so confused when he saw his mother! He gave her that look like, "And who are you and where are we going?"
She said, "get your ass in the car boy! I'm your mother!"
If this boy is almost her size, and judging by how young she looks. I'd say that she had him at around 14. Oh well, I'd still smash Draya! Even if she is pushing the dirty 30 and has had more miles put on her than a fleet of U-Hauls!
So, the two erected a goal and pulled out a soccer ball! And we all know that erections and balls are Draya's specialty! But Niko somehow beat Draya at Soccer which is funny because, Draya has had more balls dangling from her face than a Christmas tree! So I just don't get it!
So now, Jackie goes to visit her daughter Chantel. And you can tell that they're related. They both have the family neck! You know? A neck with more lines than Whitney Houston's coffee table? Uh huh!
Don't get me wrong. She's cute, with her big ass forehead. But besides having a satellite dish for a forehead and those big, ugly old school earrings. She is nice looking. From certain angles. For a chub wub! Even if she does have a double chin and all that fat around her neck.
I'd smash. If she wouldn't tell anybody!
Jackie said she wants to be her momager, you know mom slash manager. like Kris Jenner. And Chantel looks mortified!
Come to find out, Jackie used to manage Chantel's non existent singing career. And she was a complete control freak,! Her pimping, I mean managing style ruined their personal relationship. What may be even more disturbing is the fact that Jackie told her that she is her favorite child! So, she has her children divided up into categories?
Chantel, says that tshe accepts her as who she is. A character. and people who are characters, lack character. Jackie is obviously insane.Just my observation.
So Jackie aks Chantel about who she is dating. Chantel informs her mom that the guy she was dating is Orlando! Draya's client! I mean current boyfriend!
She then informs her mom that Orlando tried to hit it from the back! And the front, and sideways, and upside down. and he tried to get her to lick his asshole too! But she told him, "no!" "All that you can get from me is conversation and a tease!"
Now the conversation got to be really sketchy when she said that she not only has she been to his house, but has washed some dishes and everything. And that comment leads me to ask this question. Does this fool need to invest in some paper plates and plastic forks? Or were you washing dishes the nights that you stayed over and Orlando was beating them walls like a "Flip This House" marathon?! You home wrecking hussy!
So, Chantel found out on the internet about Orlando screwing Draya! Probably on that crappy Lip Stick Alley website. (Those nosy heifers!) Also, people sent her pictures, then she saw him at the ESPY awards with Draya!
Jackie being the mafia leader that she is, is going to talk to Draya as opposed to Chantel speaking with her. Because Chantel is too immature and insecure to be civilized the our favorite prostitute! And Jackie pinky swears that she wont tell Chanetels daddy, Doug. And when I say, "pinky swear" I don't mean her finger, I mean she swore on her pink pussy!
Jackie is on Eyes Wide Shut shit! Trust me!
In our next scene it's the 6 month anniversary of Draya and Orlando's relationship. And she blind folded him and he sat her nearly naked booty on the counter! After they pop the champagne, he informs Draya that he purchased her a little present. So he walks off, and comes back walking very gay. And draya swears that he is about to propose! But nah! He lets her know that he is 26 years old and he isn't thinking about marriage right now. Especially when it comes to marrying strippers and prostitutes with a big old son almost as tall as him!
Draya is thirsty from being a whore. Or as she words it, "where there's a dry mouth, there's a wet pussy!" You see, Draya only wanted two things her whole lifetime. An asshole that would stop falling inside out. And someone to look pass the fact that she's had more trains ran on her than Bugs Bunny!
So he hands her a box of earrings and she asks him, "So Orlando are you ever gonna propose to me?" And Orlando said, "Nah bitch! All you are to me is some LIP! You know L.I.P.? Live In Pussy!" Enjoy your free ride. And suck on this pop dickle!
Now Doug and Jackie are meeting up.
Jackie informs Doug about the Draya situation. Which she should. Because if something were to happen to their cute, big bootied daughter. Jackie wouldn't be able to get it off of her tiny little conscious. So Doug tells her that she better bring the Jackets! Because Draya might kill the messenger!
So, now were at the park with Doug and Lorenzo. And they're about to do some training. And I notices something odd! Lorenzo is thick, like a football player.The only basketball he should be playing is balling up some fruits and veges, and placing them in his shopping basket! Fat sloppy fucker!
Lorenzo asked Doug for some advice concerning marriage. Such as, how him and British can stay together in a loving and happy marriage.
Doug informs Lorenzo that what him and Jackie did was this.
So, he went into some stupid speech about circles and fruit loops and hoola hoops and some other bull shit. I mean. I have never been married. But my advice to Lorenzo would have been this. "Brah! You wanna stay married a long time? Well, okay! E.T.B.! Eat the Booty! And preferably with extra spit. And yeah! That's the key to a happy and prosperous marriage!"
So, after that old bull shit about love and circles. Doug told him the truth! He told Lorenzo that if he wants to never get divorced. He needs to eat that booty! And tie her up, upside down, and beat her until she bleeds with a whip, or a slender strap! While she's blindfolded!
He also informs Lorenzo about role playing. Because all of this is unheard of by someone his age. Sure! Ha ha! And of course marriages are all about sex. Well at least in Jackie and Doug's secret world! Mmm, Hmm!
Now we visit the Stone Candle Bar! Malaysia and Playa are shopping for the gift bag items for that homo event that Jackie is throwing so that she can continue to pimp the gays.
Malaysia wants to buy candles because, she doesn't know what the Hell that scam artists Jackie wants! And that was the first thing she saw when she walked in so, works for her!
So, Malaysia thinks that she has 200 bags to stuff, and they found the perfect item for a gang of fudge packers. A rainbow candle! You know, since the sausage sippers stole the Rainbow from Jesus? And while they're waiting for a black out to happen, they can shove the candle up their ass!
So it's multipurpose! Or as Draya says, "It's a win, win, for your rear end!"
Anyway, so, Malaysia calls Jackie to ask her about the money for the candles. And whether or not this is a good enough present. So, Jackie informs her that she only has to do 50 bags and that she expects other people that she's hustling to be suckers, I mean donate! As she puts it!
In other words, you're paying for it Malaysia! You may be pretty, but you're not smart, at all!
And come to find out Jackie has spent about $30,000 on the event already. Probably to dig a hole for that dungeon to hide the secret orgy! Anyway! Before she can try to hustle Malaysia some more. Draya, who is the type of hoe that is used to being saved, comes to Malaysia's aid. She swooped down like the bird she is and squawked into the phone and parroted this message. *Bird Voice* "Squawk! Girl, bye!"
Now we visit the Duplex. Jackie and Doug, are sitting up their looking like Will and Jada. With Brittish and Lorenzo. I can tell you this much! I think that Jackie and Doug are swingers! Something tells me that they're possible going to have an orgy, were everyone gets stuck! Doug and Lorenzo look like the type to get the booty bumped anyway! I smell sugar!
So, Lorenzo asks Jackie about how it feels to be married. And Jackie implies that her and Doug are each others beards! And they have S.W.A.G, which stands for, "Secretly We Are Gay!"
And their dirty little gay secret and the thought of deceiving the world is what keeps them going!
So, Brittish lets them know that she has changed Lorenzo! He used to be out their screwing a lot of girls. But her head game is sick so he "changed", just for her!*Scoffs!*
Jackie asks if they fantasize. And then she start talking about role playing, just like Doug did earlier! Because, Jackie and Doug do shit like this when they're recruiting people for their secret sex parties. And partner swapping! And Brittish and Lorenzo are not falling for it for even one second! In fact, they seem to be appalled by the idea of Doug sicking his balled head into Jackies hairy ass! They almost got up and ran out of that restaurant!
Now were at the Castaway. Sundy and Jackie, and Jackie's new wig sit down.
Jackie is looking just like that character from that movie, "The Dark Crystal!"
Sundy may be cute, but she is a fucking hater! She starts talking crap about how Brandi better not be at the homo bash, or she will hit her in the head with a bottle, or trip her, or tickle her to death or something!
So Jackie cuts her off and starts telling her about Chantel sucking off Orlando.
And everyone knows that Sundy's daughter swallows swords for a living. So, Jackie found something that she has in common with Sundy. Yep! Dick sucking daughters, bringing the world together since 1380!
Sundy is shocked! Not as surprised as she was when she received that nasty backlash from the entire planet when she tweeted out a picture of her own daughter suckling the penis upon the internet!
Anyway, besides them connecting on their daughters sucking penis's. Sundy, with her evil alien sounding voice and her alien looking face is still hating on Draya! And she wants to be there when Jackie informs her about Chantel and Orlando.
Now were visiting Il Cielo, which is Spanish for, "Ciara has a little butt".
Playa is meeting up with Malaysia and Brandi.
And Playa says that she has been with Orlando for 6 months and they are still using condoms. and that makes Draya feel grown up! Which is an improvement. She usually feels felt up!
The funny thing about this scene is when Draya starts talking about how she is a crazy, psychotic girlfriend. The type that goes through your phone, and your brain while you're sleeping! And she does anal cavity searches too. With no glove.
She also said that she sleeps with one eye on her man. I guess so when everything on you is fake. Wig on the jacket holder, eye on her man, titties on the door step! Ass in the pantry, brain in the oven!
Mr's Potato head swag, with a play dough pussy and monopoly money! Tragic Mulatto! Man! Mixed chicks stay losing!
Come to find out, the other heifers have been cheated on before and this scares Draya. I mean, she slept with everyone's man as a come up. And Karma is going to bite Playa bad when Orlando gives her that magic! Yep! That Magic Johnson! That dirty A. Or, the Aids! He'll be cheating and bringing back flees in no time. He's that type. I can tell! And that's when I'm gonna scoop her! I'll be rich by then!
I love how Draya, the side chick super heroine acts as if she is so shocked by the fact that people cheat! She has hidden in a number of closets when the wife has come home! In her life time! I can see her little skinny ass now peeking out of the garbage can like Oscar the Grouch, with a banana on her head. As the wife pulls into the garage, home sick from work or because she forgot something!
Anyway, she said that she was about to cry! Then I realized that she was about to cry laughing. Because she has cheated with both of these women's men. Wow, I guess light skin really is the right skin!
In our final scene were at Rockwell restaurant.
Jackie brought the jackets out to protect her from Draya's rain! Yep! She brought Malaysia and Sundy with her. And Sundy informs Draya that she knows the tea that Jackie is about to spill.
And Sundy is masturbating anticipation for this news to be cast!
Jackie lets Draya know that Orlando was slobbing down Chantel. And Draya denies it at first. And says that Chantel used to fuck his friend, but not Orlando! So then Jackie whips out her phone and shows her the proof!
And I'll see you next review to finish the story! Because that's where the scene ends!
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