WORST RAPPER EVER! - White Female- Nikki T - Even Worse than EMINEM! - Song and Video REVIEW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y1zIMWDdVM
I have heard numerous people since Rebecca Black's "Friday" debuted, claim that it was the worst song ever!
BULL SHIT!
I discovered the Holy Grail of bad music! Way worst than T Baby's "It's cold in the D!"
So! What the fuck could be worst than Friday and It's So Cold In The D?
I had a bit of trouble trying to figure out how to describe this abortion to my ears. But I will take a crack it.
Nikki T's "I'll Take You There" sounds like a 90's pop record meets rap fusion FROM HELL! Ever drink a Cock tail? This drink is a Caca tail! A well blended Glass of SHIT!
Remember the backstreet boys and N'sync? Well, bye bye bye! This Back Street Bitch is out of sync! She needs to have the phrase, "don't quit your day job" tattooed on her portly forehead.
First off, the first thing that you notice is that the artist, "Nikki T" is obese.
I am looking for two things from the beginning, and that's "Pork Rinds" and "Black" guys! Preferably eating pork crumbs off he chest, wearing crucifix necklaces! Sadly neither appeared in the video.
The video is a bunch of the worlds most random video clips strung together, horribly.
There's footage of her in a car, standing near a boat! Excuse me a ship! Which she doesn't meet the weight capacity for seeing that their is a symbol of a whale, in a circle, with a line in the middle on the side!
My favorite part of the video is approximately 2:09 into the video were her size 6x body, get's into a fight with her medium sized shirt and,the shirt wins! This of course exposes her 8 months pregnant looking stomach! Since getting over my fear of fat people a few years ago. I can now laugh at this as opposed to hiding under my blanket like I used to do! If you are Bulimic, then this video is perfect for you! If I was a model, I'd watch this video every time I got hungry! Not only would you lose your appetite, you'd lose your last meal. At the same damn time!
My other favorite scene is where she is standing in between 2 school buses whilst being dressed like a hooker! But the only problem is. She couldn't sell that pussy to the Chinese restaurant during a food shortage!
I reported before, 3 stories to date about woman who flashed children and staff on school buses. And I think that she will have a flashing story in her future as well!
http://meetmagazine.blogspot.com/2013/10/florida-coke-head-exposes-breasts-to-12.html
http://meetmagazine.blogspot.com/2013/10/mother-arrested-for-exposing-herself-to.html
http://meetmagazine.blogspot.com/2013/10/woman-literally-shows-her-ass-to-school.html
She looked like someones nasty mother, who used to be hot 15 years ago and can't seem to let it go. Like, you know the mom who was cute right, and then she befriended the fork, and the meth dealer? And just lost it? Hell yeah! Just like that!
Anyway, watch the video for yourself and don't forget to subscribe to my YouTube channel!
Make sure you have 2 buckets when you see "take you there" by Nikki T! One to sit on and one to put under your chin! You're guaranteed to shit and throw up! Projectile vomit and projectile shit! YES! IT'S THAT BAD! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! SUBSCRIBE NOW GOD DAMN IT! https://www.youtube.com/user/meetmagazine2/videos
