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Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Karreuce Tran engaged to Chris Light Brown! He finally proposed! Waffle colored wedding coming in the future!

Karreuce Tran engaged to Chris Light Brown! He finally proposed! Waffle colored wedding coming in the future! 





Everyone's favorite bagel colored RNB singer, Chris Light Brown, has finally proposed to his beautiful half Asian girlfriend, Karreuce Tran! It's about time!

The pizza crust complected, bi polar, singer, actor and nut case, known as Chris Light Brown, gave Karate, I mean Karreuce 2 hefty diamond rings for Christmas of 2014!

The rings are rumored to be worth about 1 million dollars! And if these two crazy kids ever break up, she can always sell the rings and never have to work again.

Wait, did I just say Karat actually works?

Anyway!

Karreuce is a perfect example of why I am marrying a Japanese woman!
She may be some other sort of Asian, but hey, close enough!
They all look alike! No racist! Just saying!

All I know is, she's sweet, beautiful and loyal. Her only flaws are picking terrible boyfriends and having scary looking hands!

Seriously! Why do her fingers look like that?

Her hands are really creepy! As a matter of fact, I'm dressing up as Karreuce's hands for Halloween 2015!

In other news, he also gave her a dog. But so what, who cares about that mangy mutt!

What I wanna know is this! How did he go from calling her all types of Bitches, claiming she had 3 ways (threesomes) with him and other chicks, one of which is rumored to be Teyana Taylor with her sexy self. And he claimed that she cheated with Drake in Toronto, and was taking trips out there when he was in jail, now you're buying broads diamond rings and things?

Chris Brown is beyond lame.

 Just my opinion!

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