Lil Wayne featuring Migos "Amazing Amy" about Amazing Amie is TERRIBLE! That ASS is clASSic though! WHOOTY!
Photos Courtesy of Amazing Amie instagram page!
Big white ass in tight dresses! I need a napkin to wipe this drool!
The first thing I noticed about "Amazing Amy", by Lil Wayne featuring the Migos is the music. The song was produced by some guy named "London on the track", and with an unoriginal name like "London on the track", there's only so much you can expect!
The production is the typical, extremely predictable Southern garbage that southern rap music is known for. Of course he included the over used Roland 808 drum sounds. And a sound effect when the beat stopped.
The rappers speech patterns sounded like slaves talking. They were merely using the average flow that southern rappers are known for. Come to think of it, listening to southern rappers is like stepping into a time machine and visiting a plantation. From the accent, to the apparent illiteracy. It's a coonucopia (cornucopia) of downright unacceptable and below standard trash!
I wanted to do an actual review of the song, but I listened to it, and now I feel as if I had a lobotomy!
My brain feels numb and tired. The music is that down right retarded! And it's a wonder how anyone could listen to such utter nonsense.
Honestly the song is absolute trash. the vocals are terrible, the lyrics are beyond terrible. The music is mediocre and generic!
And I don't have one hot line from Lil Wayne to quote!
The only hot thing about this song is the girl the song is named after!
Now that's hot! Too bad her ass is probably fake! And too bad they spelled her name wrong!
Amazing Amy spells her name A- M- I- E, not A- M- Y!
But what do you really expect from Southern rappers?
A simple internet search would have saved them from this embarrassment!
Unless they spelled her name the other way for legal reasons.
Maybe her name is trademarked!
Nah!
Probably not.
But hey, these are just my opinion!
Let me know what you think about it all below!
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Kim Kardashian reveals a SECRET! Find out her favorite Kanye West song! Makes her cry every time she hears it!
Beautiful model, actress, entrepreneur and reality TV star, Kim Kardashian, recently revealed a secret to the entire planet! She posted a couple of messages to her twitter account letting the world know what her favorite Kanye West song of all time is.
"Only One" by Kanye West featuring Paul McCartney of The Beatles is her favorite Yeezus song!
Let me know what you think about the Only One song, Kim Kardashain's taste in music and whatever else below! And be sure to subscribe to the MEET Magazine YouTube channel for more!
Nicki Minaj Anaconda song Lyrics Review, Recap and Opinion! (Listen to the track here) - MEET Magazine!
In the Nicki Minaj song titled, "Anaconda" Nicki talks about everything from, A drug dealer named Troy from Detroit who got into shoot outs with the law, to men buying her materialistic things. And of course, her amazing bedroom skills when the lights go out!
Now, with that said, their is an art to making ratchet music sound good! And Nicki is a hood Picasso. She's very very good at it. Honestly, she has a foul mouth and I love it. I just wish that she'd dig deep more often and do more, "meaningful" songs, more often, to balance things out!
As far as the production goes, the beat features samples from one of my favorite 90's Rap records, "Baby Got Back", by Seattle Washington's own, Sir Mix A Lot! Boy I miss that guy! Anyway! Anaconda including portions of the Baby Got Back beat, as well as some of his vocals from his hit record! Remember the part where Sir Mix A Lot says, "My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun!", well that part is the hook for Nicki's song!
Overall it's a fun record! I give it a 3.5 out of 5.0! Be sure to listen to it and....
Let me know what you think about it all below! And be sure to subscribe to the MEET Magazine YouTube channel for more!
I have heard numerous people since Rebecca Black's "Friday" debuted, claim that it was the worst song ever!
BULL SHIT!
I discovered the Holy Grail of bad music! Way worst than T Baby's "It's cold in the D!"
So! What the fuck could be worst than Friday and It's So Cold In The D?
I had a bit of trouble trying to figure out how to describe this abortion to my ears. But I will take a crack it.
Nikki T's "I'll Take You There" sounds like a 90's pop record meets rap fusion FROM HELL! Ever drink a Cock tail? This drink is a Caca tail! A well blended Glass of SHIT!
Remember the backstreet boys and N'sync? Well, bye bye bye! This Back Street Bitch is out of sync! She needs to have the phrase, "don't quit your day job" tattooed on her portly forehead.
First off, the first thing that you notice is that the artist, "Nikki T" is obese.
I am looking for two things from the beginning, and that's "Pork Rinds" and "Black" guys! Preferably eating pork crumbs off he chest, wearing crucifix necklaces! Sadly neither appeared in the video.
The video is a bunch of the worlds most random video clips strung together, horribly.
There's footage of her in a car, standing near a boat! Excuse me a ship! Which she doesn't meet the weight capacity for seeing that their is a symbol of a whale, in a circle, with a line in the middle on the side!
My favorite part of the video is approximately 2:09 into the video were her size 6x body, get's into a fight with her medium sized shirt and,the shirt wins! This of course exposes her 8 months pregnant looking stomach! Since getting over my fear of fat people a few years ago. I can now laugh at this as opposed to hiding under my blanket like I used to do! If you are Bulimic, then this video is perfect for you! If I was a model, I'd watch this video every time I got hungry! Not only would you lose your appetite, you'd lose your last meal. At the same damn time!
My other favorite scene is where she is standing in between 2 school buses whilst being dressed like a hooker! But the only problem is. She couldn't sell that pussy to the Chinese restaurant during a food shortage!
I reported before, 3 stories to date about woman who flashed children and staff on school buses. And I think that she will have a flashing story in her future as well!
She looked like someones nasty mother, who used to be hot 15 years ago and can't seem to let it go. Like, you know the mom who was cute right, and then she befriended the fork, and the meth dealer? And just lost it? Hell yeah! Just like that!
Anyway, watch the video for yourself and don't forget to subscribe to my YouTube channel!
Make sure you have 2 buckets when you see "take you there" by Nikki T! One to sit on and one to put under your chin! You're guaranteed to shit and throw up! Projectile vomit and projectile shit! YES! IT'S THAT BAD! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! SUBSCRIBE NOW GOD DAMN IT! https://www.youtube.com/user/meetmagazine2/videos
Eminem Berzerk review - First single - MMLP2 - Marshall Mathers LP 2 news! WORST SONG EVER!
(VEVO Offical Eminem - Berzerk video review coming!)
LINK WILL BE POSTED HERE ... ->
I announced recently that I'd be reviewing some of Eminem's new jokes, I mean music! So here are my thoughts on his terrible new song titled, "BERZERK"
Eminem's latest abortion to my ears is so bad, that he even makes fun of his own brainwashed fans in his poor excuse for "music".
I am going to quote some of his F.A.R.T. - Fraudulent Alternative to Real Talent.
In a minute, but first let me say this.
The song begins horribly and ends horribly. This is supposed to be Eminem's big come back. And with down south rap, the joke mistaken for an art form.
Where learning disabilities, speech impediments and tourette syndrome is the back bone of the sound. A veteran rapper, and one of the most commercially successful artist in the past decade bringing his A game to an industry that's been dry for so long, it's scared to take a pregnancy test! Would be beneficial for all to say the least.
So what is a has been like Eminem to do? Come back and ruin rap some more with a very poor and insulting imitation of the Veteran rap trio, the Beastie Boys.
I highly doubt that in the 80's and 90's, the three victims were imagining a Caucasian rapper coming after them 20 plus years later, and making a mockery of the art form!
Lets take a look into Marshal's paltry lyrical abilities.
"Now this shit's about to kick off, this party looks wack
Let’s take it back to straight hip-hop and start it from scratch
I’m ’bout to bloody this track up, everybody get back
That’s why my pen needs a pad cause my rhymes on the ra-hag"
The hip hop that Eminem is referring to is the lowest form of entertainment and poor excuse for "talent". The, "my pen needs a pad cause my rhymes on the ra-hag" line. Is a non rapper trying way too hard to rap. A foiled attempt at being witty. That he should be honest enough to laugh at.
As soon as the horrifically produced track came on, and I heard these first 4 bars. I wanted to ask Eminem and producer Rick Rubin for a sincere written apology for trying to kill hip hop with this tarnished silver bullet.
This is the worst come back of all time. This is worst than a Biggie Smalls Sex tape. Nope, this is worst than a Rosie O'donnell Twerk video. No no no, wait wait wait, this is worst than Shakira hopping into bed with you, starting off with a hand job and kissing, then stopping to say, "I can't do this, I touched you, and now I know that I'm gay!"
But it gets worst. He then goes on to say.
"I'm sick, I’m looking pale, well that’s my pigment
I’m going ham, ya bish, shout out to Kendrick
Let’s bring it back to that thing that’s slim, bitch!
The art of the MCing mixed with da Vinci and MC Ren
And I don’t mean Stimpy’s friend, bitch"
Those 5 bars are the worst 5 bars I have ever heard in my life! I didn't think that the first 4 could be out done, But dammit. Marshals back, Marshals wack, he's back again!
So, lets take a look at his bridge and chorus!
"Take your shoes off, let your hair down and (go berserk), all night long
Grow your beard out, just weird out and (go berserk), all night long"
"We're gonna rock this house until we knock it down
So turn the volume loud, cause it's mayhem 'til the a.m.
So baby make just like K-Fed and let yourself go, let yourself go
I say fuck it, before we kick the bucket
Life's too short to not go for broke
So everybody, everybody, (go berserk) shake your body"
And yes, if you've never heard the song before. He actually said these words. And they claim that this fool is the best rapper of all time? They really want a "white" rapper to win that bad. That they will assault the worlds intelligence. Not insult, but assault. It's a punch to the nuts, then a punch to the face to claim that Eminem is anything more than a worn out vagina of a joke!
Seriously! Mike Tyson jack hammering the asshole of a tightly bound midget, would produce better audio than this song. But it gets worse.
The 2nd attack, I mean verse goes!
"Guess it's just the way that I'm dressed, ain't it?
Khakis pressed, Nike shoes crispy and fresh laced
So I guess it ain't
That aftershave or cologne that made them just
faint
Plus I just showed up with a coat fresher than wet paint"
Now, you might think to yourself that the line about a coat being fresher than wet paint was a good line. However, if you look up a video on youtube, where Loaded Lux (a superior rapper) appeared on the radio show, "The Breakfast Club" in 2012, he used that line and worded it better. Sorry Em, you're just a fucking failure.
"So if love is a chess game, checkmate
But girl your body's banging, jump me in, bang. Bang bang!
Yessiree Bob I was thinking the same thing.
So come get on this Kid’s rock, baw-wit-da-baw dang dang
P-p-p pow pow chicka chicka wow wow
Catch a cab, I wanna go down b-b-bow bow
Slow it down, throw in the towel, t-t-towel toww
Dumb it down, I don’t know how (huh huh) how how
At least I know that I don't know
Question is are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid
Hope so, now ho"
Once again, these are his real song lyrics. They're so bad that I have no further comment for that verse. But the Messiah of school shooters and forehead palmers. Goes even lower than Kevin Federline jabs in his third verse.
"They say that love is powerful as cough syrup and Styrofoam
All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that Monte Carlo
With the ugly Kardashian—Lamar, oh sorry yo
we done both set the bar low"
Styrofoam and cough syrup? The ugly Kardashian? And yes, you set the bar low for lyrics. You're bringing lyricism to a new level! A new level of lowness.
Katie Couric has better rhymes than this fool! Pop Princess Justin Beiber is a better rapper than Eminem is! Miley Cyrus would ETHER Eminem in a rap battle!
But his torture keeps going.
"Bars hard, drugs hard thought that's the past
But I done did enough codeine to knock Future into tomorrow"
I mean, for real? And this is the best rapper in the world?
"Oh, Marshall Mathers shouldn’t everybody know
Get the bar soap lathered, Kangols and Carhartt, these Cargos"
Is that shit even English?
"Word, w-word man you heard, but don’t be discouraged girl
This is your jam, unless you got toe jam"
Holy fuck! This is the worst material I have ever heard! The way he ended this song, he should have simultaneously ended his career. He is the worst rapper of all time! This song is proof!
There's only only one thing that Eminem's music is good for is torturing prisoners at Guantanamo Bay!
I don't know which is a worst case scenario. If Kate Upton were to get plastic surgery to look like Flava Flav or this song! Come to think of it!
Nothing and I mean nothing tops Eminem's music in complete Earth shattering bad news. Nuclear warfare on your soil is better news than Eminem dropping a new single. Theirs only one place that this song should be is smeared on tissue, and stuck to a rats foot in the sewer!
My advice for improvement in Marshals chosen career?
You should have taken a tip from your black daddy, Dr. Gay! I mean Dr. Dre, and had Jay z (a real rapper) write your song for you. As much as I don't like 99 Problems by Jay z, it's done in the same vain as this record, but done so much better! Eminem stays losing!
RETIRE NOW! Friday by Rebecca Black is a classic compared to this pure bull shit! Berzerk by Eminem, first single from the Marshal Mathers LP2 is the worst song of all time! Audio is terrible. Video review coming! I'm sure it will be better. I mean a positive AIDS test is better news than this song!
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