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Showing posts with label COMEDIAN. Show all posts

Sunday, February 15, 2015

Kanye West gives Yeezus shoes to Dave Chappelle! Comedian ecstatic about new sneakers from the God YEEZUS!

Kanye West gives Yeezus shoes to Dave Chappelle! Comedian ecstatic about new sneakers from the God YEEZUS!





Kim Kardashian, the Selfie Goddess herself snapped and a posted a photo to her instagram and twitter accounts that's warming hearts all around the world!

Kim's generous hubby, Kanye "Yeezus Amari 'Christ' West", did something so sweet, so nice, so thoughtful, his generosity will surely catch on and cause a new trend!

Lets call it, "Shoeing"! #Shoeing

The multi talented Chicago Emcee, slash mega producer, gave comedian David Chappelle the shoes off of his feet! And Kimmy caught it on camera! How cool is that?

Sounds like something I heard in a Nas song. 

Remember when Nas said that infamous like on Hate me now? He said,
"Should I step out my shoes? Give them to you?"

I guess the ever thoughtful Kanye West took that lyric to heart and lived it out!
Now that's life imitating art if I've ever seen it! 

Long live Hip Hop! And in Yeezus name we pray!

Kanye over Jesus Kikes, I mean Jesus Christ! all day everyday!

Rest In Piss Cesare Borgia!

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 Nas "Hate me Now" featuring Diddy (formerly Puffy AKA Puff Daddy) {Song posted below}



Saturday, February 7, 2015

Steve Harvey doesn't care about slavery! Boycott Steve Harvey! #Boycottsteve

Steve Harvey doesn't care about slavery! Boycott Steve Harvey! #Boycottsteve












Welcome to black history month 2015!

This year, the coon tang clan has been out of control! I'm talking the greatest minstrel show on earth!
Were coons set their faces on fire and jump through their own lips!

And Hall of Fame, Academy Coon Award winner Steve Harvey did not disappoint this year!
This big lipped, bald headed, 70's gay porno mustache having, ugly flee market looking suit wearing,
borderline illiterate coon, has officially jumped the shark!

The trouble with bubble lips started when he brought a random white woman from North Carolina on the show. She's living in Greensboro were their are a lot of museums and a shit load of history buffs. And she's unfamiliar with historical subjects in general.

So she asked Steve for advice on what she should do if she finds herself in a conversation about history. Instead of this black devil saying she should merely tell people, " I am not familiar with that subject, but I'd love to learn more about it. Would you teach me about? Would you be willing to tell me some interesting facts about it?".

This dumb ass told her, when someone asks you about the past she should say,

"I don't really care for slavery", then he proceeded to walk away like a homosexual. She of course loved this foolishness. I mean, she really ate it up! At this point, I swore he was about to say he was just kidding, not being serious, then answer the question with a real answer! However, I must have given this demon too much credit! King coon Kong went on to say.

"It works every damn time, that's what I do, when I'm sitting around a bunch of socialites, and they start talking about the past and stuff, that's my line! I just say it and walk off, I have my little drink in my hand.  
I don't give a damn if they talking about Christopher Columbus, I don't give a damn if they talking about a treaty, a amendment, a bill, I don't care what the subject is, it could be prohibition! I don't care what the subject is, when you get through saying it, and I don't what you talking about, my favorite line is, I don't give a damn about slavery and walk off"


I don't care about feminism, the holocaust, homosexuality, new blacks, republicans, progressives, recessives, regrssives, and anti depressives, but I wouldn't use my TV. time to say I don't care about these subjects!

I am not surprised by Mr. Harvey's actions one bit! Charlamagne the God recently said Larry Lips, I mean Steve Harvey, doesn't even wash his hands before exiting the rest room! He's all kinds of fucked up!

But hey! This is what the gay fraternity life is all about,
Steve is an omega, and a rumored Boule member!
No wonder he's a shucking and Jiving clown, cooning for the coins!

At the end of the day, Steve Harvey is Paula Deen's slave.
Remember when he publicly kissed her cunt and licked butter out of her ass?
Yeah, he's just doing his job of being the Royal Jester at castle de coon!
It's literally his job to be laughed at!

Oh well! I can't wait to tell someone, "I don't care about the Holocaust!"
Then walk off!

Meshugana!

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Monday, February 2, 2015

Chelsea Handler post topless Instagram picture, riding on a camel. Claims Muslims and Jews can live side by side!

Chelsea Handler post topless Instagram picture, riding on a camel. Claims Muslims and Jews can live side by side!


Photos Courtesy of Chelsea Handler Instagram


Comedian Chelsea Handler posted a topless photo of herself riding ont he back of a camel on Instagram recently with the caption.

"A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And, You don't even have to be topless. L'chaim"

L'chaim is a Hebrew word, it means your toasting to someones well being, and or health.

Wow Chelsea, you wanted our attention and your huge boobs got it!
Be careful! Those things can put an eye out! And that would suck because we
like seeing them!

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Kevin Hart tight vest beef! Marlon Wayans & Kevin call each other racist names like Monkey and chimp over gay 90's R&B singer style shirt!

Kevin Hart tight vest beef! Marlon Wayans & Kevin call each other racist names like Monkey and chimp over gay 90's R&B singer style shirt!




Welcome to black history month, 2015!

What happens when you put two 40 something year old, immature, black men with too much money and too little brain on the internet? They call each other racist names like monkey and chimp of course!

You know, I just had a couple of conversations recently with two different family members about how Kevin Hart is so not funny, and for lack of a better term, a "coon"! Excuse my French, it's just, Kevin will do or say just about anything to get that almighty dollar.

He is one of the Kings of Stereotypes, and one of the kings of Anti Comedy! Because he's not only not funny, it's as if he tries to tell bad jokes a gimmick! Oh well, he's the jester of comedy, and he had to find something he could be good or great at. And being a 100% buffoon is Kevin Hart's purpose on Earth! I'm sure of it. Kevin Hart is the disappointment that keeps on disapointing!

With that said, the controversy all started when Kevin posted a picture of himself on Instagram, throwing up his Masonic hand symbol, and wearing an ugly mess of a vest.

Fellow comedian Marlon Wayan's, re-posted the picture on his Instagram page and said the following.


"Dear Kev, I wanna start by saying that I love you like family, I'm so fucking proud of your accomplishments but nigga take that tight ass vest off. It looks like you stole it off my GI JOE action figure. You look like the lil chimpanzee Ceasar from planet of the apes movie all geared up for war against man kind. That vest is so tight your chest is screaming "nooooooooooo"! (*in my @kevinhart4real voice.) first glance I thought the midget from the penitentiary movies graced the cover of vogue. Then I thought maybe one of my turds in this mornings shit stole my Barneys card and went on a shopping spree. I don't know what look you going for brah, a sexy milk dud? A swagged out junior mint? A GQ sugar baby? You need friends dawg. Nobody loves you. I want you to slap Harry, wayne, spank, naim and the pilot of your jet in the face with a wet hand. This look like the chocolate dropper version of the Get Rich or Die Tryin album cover. #nobodylovesyou #startedfromthebottomwhyareyouhere #howmanypushupsdidyoudobeforethis #stopthemadness #calltheaccountantfreezethecardsthisniggaisspirituallymaxedout #igotafaceliketheballstombradytooktheairoutofwasfunnyasfuck"


Okay, so Marlon may be funny. But this shit right here was extra boring and extremely racist.
Chimpanzee and Planet of The Apes jokes are expected at a KKK rally.
It's these guys job to be funny for a living. Not imitate their master!!

So, after Marlon's jokes sank like Bobbi Kristina!

Kevin posted this photo of Marlon Wayan's and said,





"Y'all done fucked up.... My first victim is @marlonwayans ....Your face looks like one of the Footballs that Tom Brady let the air out of. You could of played "Whitney Houston" in her Biopic....If a "Black & Mild" cigar came to life it would look like you....Lick your lips before you take a picture this close!!!! Why do u have 3 different grades of hair on your face???? You look like a monkey that the government runs test on!!!! What's that WHITE shit in the corner of your mouth??? Wipe your corners at all time....your the "Wayan" that the family is ashamed of....they have meetings about you behind your back!!! You look like a Lenny kravitz starter Kit!!!! Boooooom Bittttccchhhhh ....@meekmill & @champagnepapi & @lilduval are fucking next!!!! Be afraid #ThisIsWhatiDo #WarHasBeenDeclared"




So, both of them have primate jokes?
Neither one of these "funny" men could think of something funnier, and more original to say?
But the racism and self hatred didn't end there! It gets way worse!

Marlon's final message to Kevin was the rusty nail in the midgets coffin!
Marlon posted a topless photo of Kevin Hart with the following caption!










"Yo @kevinhart4real I was merely offering you brotherly advice about your tight ass Battlestar Galactica vest. But since you wanna "call me out" I'd like to address this photo as well. Put your shirt on. It's disturbing. You look like Bushwick Bill got his eye fixed. There's a weird shape happening here it's like Boris Kodjoe's body on Emmanuel Lewis' height. You got a body like a drunk middle aged football coach. All the oil in the world ain't gonna bring them lower abs in. You got abs like Kenya Moore. Go sit yo lil California Raisin ass down and put a shirt on. Got the nerve to have tattoos on yo black ass, we can't read them nigga all we see is raised skin. .. You gotta feel them shits like braille to know what the fuck they say. I didn't know they made nike sport wear for midget tossing ... When did that shit become a sport? #idothistookev #fourfeetsixiseasytocutup #idtakethisfunnybodyoverthatuglyassvestanyday"

Did he really say his skin makes him look like a California raisin?
And did he really say tattoos look like raised skin on his dark skin tone?

Geez! With racist comments like this, who needs to Ku Klux Klan!
Welcome to black history month 2015!

I have a feeling February 2015 will be a coonapocalypse!
If this is what the "brothers" are doing on the first of February, imagine what the rest of the month has in store!

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Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Chris Rock left his wife for Rosario Dawson? New black power couple in Hollywood? Or Illuminati ritual?

Chris Rock left his wife for Rosario Dawson? New black power couple in Hollywood? Or Illuminati ritual?



      

                                        PHOTO CREDITS: Rosario Dawson Instagram


(Source)
http://mediatakeout.com/263021/breaking-news-newly-single-chris-rock-is-dating-actress-and-co-star-rosario-dawson.html


According to the most reliable source in the world BKA Media Take Out, Chris Rock and Rosario Dawson are about to go public with their secret relationship! According to the article, Chris and his wife are finally getting divorced after being separated for about 2 years now. And Rosario is not a homewrecker, like Alicia Keys! Anyway! The new power couple became an item while filming the hit movie, Top 5!

By the way, you know they've been photo kissing on the mouth right? LMAO!
I guess everybody doesn't hate Chris after all!

Anyway! Is this an Illuminati union or a real relationship? I think this is for real personally, but what do I know?

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Chris Rock Divorce news! Malaak Compton-Rock and Chris are splitting after 19 plus years and 2 daughters!

Chris Rock Divorce news! Malaak Compton-Rock and Chris are splitting after 19 plus years and 2 daughters!




(Source)
http://www.tmz.com/2014/12/28/chris-rock-wife-divorce-malaak-compton/



According to TMZ, Veteran Comedian and actor, Chris Rock has filed for divorce from his wife after almost 20 years of marriage! His soon to be ex wife, Malaak Compton-Rock spoke with People Magazine about the split.

There's currently no word of who will have custody of the couples two daughters, 12 year old Lola Simone and 10 year old Zahra Savannah. Chris filed his divorce documents back into 2006 and I wish them the best! I just have one question. Doesn't the last name "Compton-Rock sound like something Eazy E would sell back in 1986? Just asking!

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Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Chris Brown almost killed by Illuminati shooting! Suge Knight gets shot protecting him! Katt Williams exposes Secret Societies!

Chris Brown almost killed by Illuminati shooting! Suge Knight gets shot protecting him! Katt Williams exposes Secret Societies!





(TMZ VIDEO BELOW!

Comedian, Katt Williams recently shot a brief interview with TMZ. He was asked about the pre VMA party that Chris Brown hosted and Suge Knight was shot at least 6 times at. He shed some light on the rumors that were circulating, claiming that Suge took 6 bullets for Chris that night and saved his life!

In the video, Katt lets it be known that he was there with Suge, during the time that the shooting took place! And said that he's pretty sure that Suge knows who shot him. He goes on to say if the police say that, "nobody" shot him, then agrees that, "nobody" shot him. And if "nobody" shot him, its the same "nobody" who shot MLK (Martin Luther King), Tupac and Malcolm x.

Furthermore, he claims that the police said that they arrested the shooter at first, then backtracked and said that they didn't! Therefore, it appears that Katt believes that the LAPD were there, undercover, when the shooting took place, because 20 minutes after the 3 victims, including Suge Knight, were shot, the police had yet to arrive at the venue.

In other words, they must have been there already if they initially claimed to have apprehended the shooter! And the 20 minute plus delay was caused by them being there already in the first place!

To make things more interesting, towards the end of the 2 minute 41 second video, Katt not only claims that Suge was not the intended target of the shooting, he says that we all know who those shots were aimed at, and we know whose life he saved and we know why they wont talk about it.

And he even went on to bring up an extremely valid point! He said that if this was a gang shooting as the media is portraying to be, the other gang would have been shooting back! It would have been a shoot out in the venue, and not just a lone gunmen hitting 3 seemingly random targets!

In a nut shell. Katt seems to be alluding to Governmental intervention!
And at this point, an "Illuminati" hit on Chris Brown sounds believable! I guess!
I mean, we all know that Chris Brown has connections to Secret Societies.
 And those thugs known as, "Masons" take that silly oath of silence!
We need to make them speak up!

This whole, "Stop Snitching" campaign, that is taught in Masonry shall be abolished!

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Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Kevin Hart purposed to Eniko Parrish! Gave fiance a massive ring on her birthday! Comedian engaged to beauty!

Kevin Hart purposed to Eniko Parrish! Gave fiance a massive ring on her birthday! Comedian engaged to beauty!


(Photo Courtesy of Eniko's instagram!)



Kevin Hart may not be funny, or tall, or very interesting. But he was able to snag a fine ass woman!
The not so funny guy proposed to his girlfriend of 5 years on her birthday!

So congratulations! She got her come up and he got his climb up! How cute!

All I know is that Kevin's ex wife, Torrei Hart, probably doesn't give them her blessing.
He allegedly cheated on her with the new girl! YIKES! I wonder if she Torrei is invited to the wedding? Now that would be interesting!

(VIDEO OF ACTUAL PROPOSAL!)
http://instagram.com/p/r4B-3YKJZC/?modal=true


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