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Showing posts with label Reality TV TIP. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reality TV TIP. Show all posts

Saturday, November 2, 2013

Black Ink Crew FIGHT! At the pool! SEASON 2 - Episode 5! INDIA VS. SKY!

Black Ink Crew FIGHT! At the pool! SEASON 2  - Episode 5! INDIA VS. SKY!





I reported before on the fight that happened on the first episode involving Oshit's family. And I talked about how the mother of his son attacked his jump off while she had her back turned!

Well, Black Stink, the soap opera without the soap continues it's tradition of filth and debauchery!

O'shit, the ultimate fuck up himself is having a birthday party at the pool.
And this piece of crap decides that he is going to invite a girl who is a magnet for trouble! SKY! Remember the party that Black Ink Crew had? The one were about 6 fights broke out? According to Ceaser, the owner and mis-manager of the tattoo shop, they all involved SKY!

So, Shit decides to invite Sky to a Pool party to celebrate his birthday!
And Shit hit the fan when Sky walked up to Teddy and his 2 other women!
Yes! Fat, suspect (How you doin?) Teddy, showed up with a cute Latina named Ashley.

Then a crazy chick named India showed up. Now India was cool at this point and I think that Ted could have brought them home or at least to his car at the same time! They both looked Bi-lingual to me. I'm talking speaking the language of man and woman!

It was all good until Sky brought the storm clouds in and her reign of terror ruined Ted's fun! It wasn't totally her fought however. India demanded to know who Sky was. And even approached her after she walked away with Walt!
I mean, India was just looking to act up to get that little bit of camera time!

After a bunch of pointing at the zits and blemishes on each others faces.
India appears to have barely touched Sky with the fecal crust that is nestled between her finger tip and nail! Sky went ballistic and push her! Like a stalled car!

Security quickly broke up this mud fight and no one was hurt!


Yeah, that's really about all that happened!

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Thursday, October 24, 2013

Dancing With The Stars has the WORST JUDGES in REALITY TV HISTORY! #RantRage!

Dancing With The Stars has the WORST JUDGES in REALITY TV HISTORY!





I have watched hundreds of hours of Reality TV in my lifetime. Possibly thousands! I've watched the prank shows, the shows were they purposely stick people who wont get along, into a house with each other! Shows were they strand people on Islands. Shows were they piece together a crappy music group.

 And even shows were they put together a good music group as well! I've even watched the reality TV. shows about midgets, to the dating shows, to the marrying and dating midget shows! To the, I hate my wife, here take the bitch programs! And the list goes on and on and on!

In other words. I've seen it all!

And by far, the worst judges I have ever seen in my lifetime, are the ass caps on Dancing With The Stars! They should all be fired immediately. I mean Carrie Ann Inaba is so fucking annoying that I don't even know where to begin!

When it comes to male contestants for example. She switches back and forth between 2 different critiques based off of her attraction to them. If they look like shit, she acts like she is at a comedy show. And looks for entertainment value over dancing skills and tecnique. And when she critiques a hunk, she acts like she is at Chip N Dales about to get a pants less lap dance!

Seriously! I'll give Carrie Ann Inaba a piece of Dick, and Doritos's if that will stop her antics!

And don't get me started on her ridiculousness about keeping one foot on the floor at all times while dancing. Even during a lift? Really bitch? REALLY?

And then there's that freaking Len Goodman! That out of touch hater from Hell!
Man, this guy should have never been hired! He gives the most consistently fucked up scores of all time. He can make up a lie and a ridiculous excuse to give these people completely inaccurate and unfair scores like never seen before! And for some reason, this fool still has his job? Give me a fucking break already! This master liar needs to work  in politics or law, where he belongs!

And last, ass last! Is the pervert of all perverts. Bruno Tonioli! This guy just can't stop himself from making the most ridiculous sexual comments about the performances. He loves to stand while critiquing, and begin winding his hips and acting like a sex starved prostitute! I am waiting for an episode where he will run out on to the dance floor, bend over a contestant or dancer, and slide his credit card down their crack! Then begin raping their asshole like that movie. "Salo, 120 days in Sodom!"

And when I say contestant or dancer. I mean male or female! No ones butt is safe around this guy! He hit's on everyone! One day, they will have a show where people dance with animals. And yes! This guy will be caught hitting on them too! This man is fucking sick! He needs help! NOW!

Anyway. I have a number of celebrities in mind for possible replacements for these 3 hacks. For example, they could have Christina Milian, RandyJackson and Diddy as the 3 judges!

Or how about, Jennifer Lopez, Laurie Ann Gibson, and Kevin Federline?
 I know that it sounds crazy at first thought. But they would make the show way more interesting!

Or, they could have Chili of  the R&B group TLC, along with Usher and Justin Timberlake!

Or how about Ya Ya Decosta from America's Next Top Model! Rosana Taverez of Eden's Crush! And Letoya Luckett of Destiny's Child!

Oh that's right! I named way too many Brownies! ABC doesn't have any Moors (so called Blacks) as dancers, nor judges on Dancing With The Stars! So, forget everything I just said! *Wink Wink*

Anyway. Do you think that Dancing With The Stars needs new judges? Wendy WIlliams seems to think so. And I rarely ever agree with her on anything. Do you think that they will ever hire a "Black" person as a dancer or a judge on the show?

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Friday, August 16, 2013

Big Brother 15 - BB15 - Andy Herren sneaky racist! Helen Kim racial slurs!

 Big Brother 15 - BB15 - Andy Herren sneaky racist! Helen Kim racial slurs!

 

 




During his first and hopefully only Head of Household victory. Andy Herren had some sneaky racist shit to say about Asian house guest Helen Kim's. This may have gone over the top of of some peoples heads. But I don't let shit like this sneak past me!

Archie, I mean Andy, in a conversation with Amanda and McCrae said this about Helen.

"She is like totally like sharpening her sword at all times!"

Of course this was in reference to her Asian heritage!
What's next Andy? jokes like, "whose Helen's favorite Mupper ? Fozzie! Because he says Waka waka waka!"





You aren't as slick as you think you are Andy!

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Saturday, July 20, 2013

Reality TV. tip. Big Brother related. Get rid of bullies, couples, pairs, and Alliances!

 Reality TV. tip. Big Brother related. Get rid of  bullies, couples, pairs, and Alliances!

 

 




I consider myself to be a bit of a reality TV. junky. Over the years I've had my fix of , brain junk food ranging from. The Flavor of Love, to Survivor, to Love and Hip Hop (New York and Atlanta versions) to American Idol, to Big Brother. and the list goes on and on.

I've watched every season of Big Brother except season 2 and I also wanted to be on the show at one point in my lifetime. But as a fan watching these crazy people from my home, theirs one potentially costly and down right stupid mistake that so many of these contestants make.

Not voting out known couples, known alliances and bullies!

So okay, in season 3 of big brother. People didn't know that fitness instructor Danielle Reyes and Virgin, Jason Guy were an alliance. So it made perfect sense that being secretly aligned and no one knowing could allow them to make it to the final three.








But how the hell did father and daughter alliance, Evil Dick Danato and Danielle Danato make it to the very end of season 8 of Big Brother? To make matters worse, Dick was such a bully and tyrant that he burned a fellow contestant, Jennifer "Jen" Marie Johnson, that season with his cigarette!




It's Big Brothers 15th season and the Houseguest are letting a very dangerous situation happen.
It's called Amanda Zuckerman and McCrae Olson! Amanda, acting as the mouth piece for the alliance has been overly assertive in her opinion that Howard should be voted out ASAP and that he is a huge physical threat in the game.  She is NOT the head of Household. She had 4 chances so far to achieve that title, and failed every time. However her mouth would make you think otherwise.

 The pressure that she put on Ellissa Slater and Helen Kim should put a big enough target on her back to shoot her from space! But for some reason, these reality show contestants just don't get it!
If McCrae and Amanda make it to the end. I am going to mate with a pizza, fresh out of the oven.
Now that's what I call, "cheesy balls".


Let me know what you think!