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Friday, February 6, 2015

Bobby Browns family fights with bottles! Heads cracking & drinks flying! All while Bobbi Kristina is laying down dying! And 911 calls are dialing!

Bobby Browns family fights with bottles! Heads cracking & drinks flying! All while Bobbi Kristina is laying down dying! And 911 calls are dialing! 






Welcome to Black History Month 2015!

Check out this New Black History news!

TMZ posted the following 2 articles about Bobby Browns family Kung Fu fighting!
I will give my opinion after the stories!

"10:50 AM PST -- Cops tell us the fight started over a valet parking ticket between Bobby's sister Tina and her son. Cops also say a witness told them Shayne allegedly began throwing punches at his mother after he was hit.update-grey-gray-barAs if Bobby Brown didn't have enough on his plate -- his family got into a bloody, bottle-smashing, all out melee during his birthday dinner Thursday night in Atlanta.
After Bobby left Bobbi Kristina's hospital bedside, he went to have dinner with his wife, siblings and cousins at their hotel restaurant ...where people got wasted, and things blew up. Family sources tell us one of the cousins, Shayne Brown, called Bobby's older sister Tina ... "a crackhead" ... and then she went off.
We're told Tina spit in the cousin's face and cracked a bottle over his head -- multiple punches were thrown ... and one witness says there was "blood everywhere."
When the dust settled ... 3 people were injured and we're told Shayne had to get stitches for the cut on his head.
Police responded, but we're told Tina had already left the scene by then. No arrests were made. "

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2015/02/06/bobby-brown-family-fight-brawl-dinner-crackhead-atlanta/#ixzz3R0Wg9i6u


"Bobby Brown's bloody, bottle smashing family brawl was even more intense than we thought ... after hearing the 911 call one of the witnesses made.
The caller tells dispatch the fight was a violent free-for-all involving at least 8-10 people inside the W Hotel -- and someone had smashed a glass and was using it as a weapon.
As we reported ...the melee allegedly started when Bobby's older sister Tina spit in her own son's face. Listen to the tape ... it's clear hotel security is struggling to get control of the situation."  

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2015/02/06/bobby-brown-911-call-family-fight-brawl-birthday-dinner-audio/#ixzz3R0apmMSx
Here's my opinion!

If you're not a pipe puffer, then why are you blowing smoke out of your ears?

For the record, I could totally imagine home girl saying this before the fight!
"Crack is wack, crack is cheap, call me a crackhead and wind up six feet deep!"
Lol, just kidding!

On a serious note, everyone knows by watching reality TV., you can't have drinks and glass around black women!

They will throw a drink and hit you over the head with a bottle like an old western movie fight scene! Every black woman has at least a little cowgirl in her! They love horse cocks and bar fights.
Also, they walk bowlegged and hang out with heifers!

All of this just comes with the territory!

And this is why I'm marrying a Japanese woman!
The Japanese woman would NEVER act like an animal like this!

But this is all my opinion!

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(Actual Adam James 911 call courtesy of TMZ below) - Check out the video/audio for yourself!)

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Birdman Tranny allegations! Allegedly, Brian "Baby" Williams likes transsexuals? Say it aint so!

Birdman Tranny allegations! Allegedly, Brian "Baby" Williams likes transsexuals? Say it aint so!







(Source)
http://diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com/birdman-tranny-fetish-exposed/

Diary of a Hollywood Street King posted an article recently that was so crazy, I don't know whether or not to believe it! But, It probably has some truth to it! They say Lil Wayne's daddy, Brian "Baby" Williams, AKA Birdman is going broke by squandering his money on Ching Chong Tranny Devito!
Yes! They say bird man is throwing his seeds and bread crumbs on transtesicles and raining all of his baby milk! Which if found to be true, could be why him and Wayne allegedly broke up!


Here's a direct quote from the Diary of a Hollywood Stret King article about the alleged Transgender Escorts!

“The security places a pillow case over the trannys head and Birdman blind f*cks them. He’s going to go broke from his tranny fetish and using high price recording studios as his office.”



Here's my opinion!

I can imagine Birdman wearing an all red robe, and Kermit D. Frog slippers, sipping a big red cup of tea, in the wee hours of the morning on Lip Stick Alley, rolling his eyes and saying, "Mmm, that's none of my business girl!"

All while looking at his fingernails, poking his lips out and and saying, "Mmm Hmm!"

No but seriously! Saying Birdman is an old Queen is like saying Drake takes duck faced selfies in secrecy!

Tell me something I don't know!

I mean, sheesh! What tea is gonna be spilled next? Nicki Mnaj's ass is fake? Or Lil Wayne plays "Santa Clause" with Birdman during Christmas time? Were Wayne sits on Birdman's lap, and he hands Bird brain his Xmas list, and Birdman rubs his grubby hands together and says, "*bird chirp* "If you really want the toys wode! You know what you gotta do for them in a second!"

I mean, seriously! Tell me something I don't know!

I always said Birdman's voice sounds like, a gay chicken talking into a fan!

But hey, this is all my opinion!

He might be straight after all! I highly doubt it, but their always is that possibility!

Anyways!

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Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Black woman marries herself at age 40! She had no man so she is her own husband now! Women have to do better! Yasmin Eleby

Black woman marries herself at age 40! She had no man so she is her own husband now! Women have to do better! Yasmin Eleby












(Source)]
http://forwardtimesonline.com/2013/index.php/lifestyle/society-pages/item/2167-this-week-in-houstons-buzz-yasmin-eleby-marries-herself-vickie-winans-celebrates-new-year-at-the-luke-houston-alumni-chapter-of-kappa-alpha-psi-fraternity-inc-unites-to-celebrate-founders-day-and-more


So, a website named "Forward Times Online" posted an article that's so insane I have to share it with all of you!

Check out the pictures above! The woman in those photos just got married!

TO HERSELF!

Here's what the Forward Times Online site had to say,


"Yasmin Eleby recently married herself in a beautiful candlelight ceremony at the Houston Museum of African American Culture (HMAAC) on Saturday, January 3, 2014. Family and friends were in attendance to support Yasmin Eleby who is also a member of Delta Sigma Theta Sorority Inc. in marrying herself. Marrying yourself, I believe, is simply an expression of self love. Someone asked me, “how do you marry yourself?” My reply was simply self love and to acknowledge that you are in a relationship with yourself. Congratulations Yasmin Eleby!" 



As a member of the Delta Sigma Theta Sorority organization, you mean to tell me she hasn't meant the right man at the age of 40, after all of that networking? I thought the whole point of joining one of those corny sororities or fraternities was to receive advantages in networking, communications and navigating throughout life. and business.

She should have in theory meant Mr. right by now.

However, her situation is not unique. The woman in this story is like so many other 40ish fat black women. She's in a relationship with herself. However, this one took things to the extreme, by pouring gasoline on her own ego when she married and committed herself to herself. And in my opinion, she needs to be committed to an insane asylum!

IMMEDIATELY!

The relationship she's in with herself must be an unhealthy one!
Because Yasmin and at least 7 out of ten of your bridesmaids appear to be obese.
But black women with the "marry yourself" mentality, aren't just typically physically fat, they're full of themselves as well.

Full of ego. And these narcissists, or Narcissisters as I like to call them, are generally not mature enough to be in a relationship in the first place.

 You see, they love themselves entirely too much, and once you combine this self worship with their big fat out of shape frames, they essentially don't have enough room for anyone else. I mean, how do you let someone in your heart when you have clogged arteries?

No but seriously!

This insanity partially derives from black women  being told they are "strong", which is a masculine quality. They then go on to get themselves fashionable, short, shaved hairdos, wear the pants literally, buy themselves a fathers day cards specially designed for and marketed towards black mothers. And this is just a small portion of the things they do during their gender transformation!  It's like a, "make me a man kit"! The most extreme of the extreme makeovers!

But things get much worse!

These black women brazenly boast about how they can drink and smoke a man under the table.

Then they get even more extreme when they make false claims about how they're independent women, who don't need a man to do anything for them. Well, other than build their house, offer them a job, procreate with them, fix their car, invent basically everything around them. Oh yeah, and grow their food too!

But anyway! Things start to get downright pathetic when they brag about how they can beat up a man, attract more women than a man, steal a mans woman, be a better man & father than him and more! In other words, out-man a man!

Then things get to be downright delusional when they brag about how they can be a housewives without a husband, and without being an actual housewife by definition. In other words, they're just giving themselves titles and accolades at this point! Just for the sake of having a position.
Yes, a position, or should a pedestal to display the trophy, or artifact that is the black woman's ego!
So we can worship her in all of her glory!

The way things are going, seeing people already talk to themselves, next thing you know black women will be dating themselves too! I'm talking Valentine's Day cards addressed to, "me". They'll probably include love letters with graphic details about what their gonna do to themselves tonight.

And the next thing you know, they'll have a reality TV show about a sassy, bald headed black mammie with an imaginary girlfriend named "myself". Her imaginary partner will pop up out of no where every time she walks by glass, mirrors or water! One day, she'll get sick of "myself". So, she'll get a restraining order against her own reflection, then when the "bitch" wont stop showing up, she'll stab her eyes to prevent this unwanted contact!

No! I'm totally kidding! But seriously though!

We need to nip this in the bud before these insane black women get the idea in their fat heads to  inseminate themselves next! And when I say inseminate, I don't mean a fertility clinic, sperm bank or whatever, I mean without a man at all! I'm talking produce the sperm, fuck themselves and everything!

I'm not kidding!

The woman in this story took herself on a Honeymoon!

The only good thing about this disturbing story is that when she gets divorced she can keep everything!

No, but seriously, I shouldn't make fun of people who potentially have mental disorders!

All I have left to say about this story is.

This why i'm marrying a Japanese woman!

Sure, in the Anime movies the Japanese women might fuck octopuses and do other very odd things. However, the Japanese woman is as close to a good woman as you will ever get!

Japan, here I CUM!

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(Yasmin Eleby on YouTube)
In a class with all non "black" children.

Sunday, January 25, 2015

Camron VIDEO curses teen out! Rapper tells her he is NOT her Uncle! Her mom sucked his dick! Somebody call Maury!

Camron VIDEO curses teen out! Rapper tells her he is NOT her Uncle! Her mom sucked his dick! Somebody call Maury!






Rapper Camron Giles is no stranger to controversy and is never scarred, and never afraid to speak his mind. In fact, if Killa Cam ever bit his tongue, it was probably by accident!

Camron has the internet on fire once again!

It all started on Christmas when Camron posted a video

Original video Caption and Dialogue!

The Caption besides the video reads.

I couldn't even sit still.. Had to diddy-bop and say this..U hoe ass mothers and low.. And u deadbeat dads ain't shit neither.. Merry Christmas nigga.. Pinky voice..hoe mothers vent 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇lol




I couldn't even sit still.. Had to diddy-bop and say this..U hoe ass mothers and low.. And u deadbeat dads ain't shit neither.. Merry Christmas nigga.. Pinky voice..hoe mothers vent 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇lol



Below is what Camron said in the video!

"These mothers posting these gifts that they got for their kids for Christmas. Bitch you were supposed to do that! You was hoing for 11 months! Aint get a fucking dime, you fucked four niggas this month, got $380 and got the gifts and the wrapping paper from Walmart"





At this point, fans and spectators were under the impression Camron was just rambling, telling jokes, having fun and speaking in general. However, nearly a month later, we all found out he had someone in mind when he said those words!

On Thursday January 22, 2015 the Dipset general posted two instagram videos of epic proportions! The first was directed towards a former friend slash sex partner, and her 13 year old daughter! Camron let the young lady know he is not her blood uncle. And her mother is a wild woman!

In the second video, Camron and a female friend are in a beauty salon. His friend lets him know their former mutual friend is mad about the video posted to his Instagram account. What he said to her daughter was inappropriate and she appears to be mediating. And lets just say Camron is standing his ground! Here's what Cam had to say in the first video!


FIRST VIDEO CAPTION (Appears beside the video)



@tiffdag1ft called me to da hair salon to tell me her friend mad..cause I told her daughter da truth.. Glad @instarek recorded it.. Hit her wit dat #RickFlair ..I'll tell y'all about it nx post.. Foh

FIRST VIDEO DIALOGUE




"I don't give a fuck man, fuck that man. Fuck her mama too, tell her momma Im'ma earring wearing, gold chain flaring, jet flying, Bentley driving, fly mother fucker and I'm having a hard time holding these Dorecels down!"



SECOND VIDEO CAPTION (Appears beside the video)



So if U seen my last post..This is what happened.. It's a lil girl in my hood named shavon.. Her mom keep lying to her.. Sayin I'm her uncle.. And I told her the truth.. Now everybody mad.. Lolol she 13 now...she done got about 4k from a nigga.. Da gig is up #SayHelloToDaBadGuy #FleeFlair #Glaciars

SECOND VIDEO DIALOGUE



"I'm not your Uncle, sorry I had to tell you today. But every time you say, uncle came, uncle cam!  no, I'm  not your uncle I don't know your grandma, auntie nothing! Your mom used to suck our dick back in the day! i came up so she told you I'm your uncle so ill give you $20 or $30 dollars every time i fucking see you!"


Here's my opinion on this top shelf ridiculousness!

A lot of guys Camron's age grew up during the crack era in a bad area. And the belligerent, immature, react first, think later way he's acting is just being cool in his mind. However, he doesn't know how to really be cool. He's been brainwashed into believing he is , "fly" because he can wear clothing and buy materialistic items made, manufactured and sold by Caucasian people. And to him, it's the high life.

He made no mention of owning anything and manufacturing anything himself but rather went into a completely useless and ignorant braggadocios frenzy, were he basically marketed a bunch of brands owned by Caucasian people for the nice price of free 99!

Those meaningless materials could all easily be lost in a fire, or at the result of theft, which he will not be able to carry with him after death. And they may have meaning to his everyday existence as a way of showing his false superiority to others, but in reality, their just things. They can all be replaced and the woman and her daughter can both easily obtain the things he was foolishly bragging about. So, if they had those things, and if they had more money that he does, they would suddenly be better than him? Of course not!

I hope this is all a sick joke, because the last thing he needs is bad publicity before releasing new music. Dipset cannot afford a Boycott, and their is a drought in the music industry when it comes to authentic street rap that's well produced, well written and well preformed. I'm looking forward to hearing some new Dipset music and I hope Camron apologizes because to be frank with you. What did the teenager do to Camron?

As a nearly 40 year old man who has grievances with an ex friend and former sex partner, he should have kept this all private and told her he was done dealing with her, she was cut off and she needs to tell daughter the truth. Now, if she did not tell the daughter the truth, he should have simply called the girl or sent her a text explaining the truth without all of that nonsense about sleeping with her mother his outfit, his jewelry etc. That was all irrelevant.

You're a smart man Camron, a good rapper and a good business man overall.
However, something like this is not impressive to some of these record labels.
This is not cool. I usually co sign you, but this one was out of my comfort zone!

Besides, dudes who say shit like this make these females not want to mess with men!
She was cock worshiping, bowing her head and washing your sins away with holy spit!
So, you don't have anything to complain about! You got yours buddy!

They say to not bite the hand that feeds you. I agree! You also don't bite the lip that sucks
you either! Unless she wants to be bit! And no! I am not a SIMP or captain save a hoe, THOT or bitch! But, while I can't stand bitches, sluts are cool with me!

 Just saying!

But that's just my opinion.

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HERE'S THE TWO VIDEOS!




http://instagram.com/p/yLFiZSGBoz/?modal=true




http://instagram.com/p/yK6_f5mBk7/?modal=true


Thursday, January 22, 2015

Love and Hip Hop New York Season 5 Reunion | Peter Gunz will propose to Tara Wallace | divorce Amina Buddafly

Love and Hip Hop New York Season 5 Reunion | Peter Gunz will propose to Tara Wallace | divorce Amina Buddafly






(Source)
http://mediatakeout.com/264831/love-and-hip-hop-reunion-spoiler-you-are-not-going-to-believe-what-peter-is-planning-on-doing.html 

If you thought Love and Hip Hop New York Season 5 star, Peter Gunz was a scumbag before, wait till you get a load of his next alleged stunt! Media Take Out obtained a photo of Peter at a Zales Jewelry shop, were he is allegedly purchased an engagement ring.

And he allegedly told the employee at the shop, he wasn't sure of who he was going to give it to! His wife Amina, or the mother of his two sons Taranasha!

I don't want to believe media take out, however, they kind of posted a picture of him at the shop!

So only time will tell!

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 7 | Claudia Jordan racist comments VIDEO! Says black man would make a good orangutan!

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 7 | Claudia Jordan racist comments VIDEO! Says black man would make a good orangutan!





WOW JUST WOW! Still one of my favorites! BUT WOW!







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Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Bank robber eats chicken and biscuits 2 blocks away from robbery! Entitled thug took a lunch break!

Bank robber eats chicken and biscuits 2 blocks away from robbery! Entitled thug took a lunch break!



Shane Lindsey MUGSHOT



(Sources)
http://triblive.com/neighborhoods/yourallekiskivalley/yourallekiskivalleymore/7563406-74/klawinski-police-suspect#axzz3OngAsXzF

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/pa-robbery-suspect-stops-deli-heist-article-1.2080693


Shane Lindsey must of been on something when he made the not so wise decision to rob a Citizens Bbank, flee the crime scene, then stop to get chicken and biscuits at the Eazers Restaurant and Deli in New Kensington Pennsylvania.

First, Shane entered the bank wearing a mask, handed over a note to the teller, took the money and left the establishment.Then the big dummy stopped and ordered chicken with biscuits. The police watched the surveillance footage from the heist and were shocked when they ran into the robber in a restaurant 2 blocks away!

At first he lied and claimed to not be the robber, however, when the police found the money he stole and the mask used during the robbery in his possession, the thug confessed to being the robber after all!

So lets get this straight. They eat all of the chicken, they rob you, then lie about it. 
I mean, it's just  down right pathetic!

All I know is these entitled thugs and waste of welfare are really getting out of hand. 
It's all of our duty to stop this white on white crime! 
It's out of control, however, it will stop!

I mean, who takes a lunch break after a robbery? Fool! Robbing banks is not real work!

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Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Chris Light Brown fail tweet! Singer compares himself to Michael Jackson & James Brown! Caves & deletes the tweet!

Chris Light Brown fail tweet! Singer compares himself to Michael Jackson & James Brown! Caves & deletes the tweet!










America's favorite yellow fellow, Pop singer and master of dance, Chris Light Brown, posted out a series of tweets that could only be described as sheer foolish! Then again, maybe he was under the influence of something! Don't ask me what, because it must have been so strong, I haven't heard of it yet and it so it must be new!

Anyway, here's the controversial tweets Chris Brown shitted out on Twitter! (Should be called shitter!)

Here's what he said! "I WILL BE THE GREATEST!"

"When knowledge speaks wisdom listens".

And finally, possibly the dumbest thing he has ever said in his entire career!

"JAMES BROWN, MICHAEL JACKSON, CHRIS BROWN. In that order."


You know what Christopher brown? Wisdom should have told you not to post this foolishness!
In fact, you should roll yourself around in a wheel chair all day long! That way, no one has to tell
you to, "take a seat" because you'll already be seated! Where's Tanya Harding when we need her?

However, you are forgiven, because when the heat from the backlash came your way, you were wise enough to delete that bull shit message!

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Sunday, January 18, 2015

Pharrell Williams compares Adele to Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey! Neptunes Producer is really spaced out!

Pharrell Williams compares Adele to Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey! Neptunes Producer is really spaced out!





(Source)
http://www.tv3.ie/entertainment_article.php?locID=1.803.810&article=155793


Pharrell Williams aka the worlds greatest music producer, is one of those celebrates that would be better off just keeping his opinion to himself sometime.

Skateboard P said something in a recent interview that surely had Whitney Houston rolling over in her grave and thumbing her nose like she just bought a new line!

*SNIFFS!*

During a recent interview about British singer Adele, Williams said, ''She has a voice that, like Mariah and Whitney, is only going to come along every 20 years or so.''

Wait a cotton picking minute! Did Pharrell really just use Adele's name in the same sentence as Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey? Blasphemy! Ungodly I tell you!

Pharrell should be water boarded for this treasonous act!

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Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Kourtney Kardashian Secret ILLUMINATI ritual! She eats placenta! Fountain of youth?

Kourtney Kardashian Secret ILLUMINATI ritual! She eats placenta! Fountain of youth?




The fairest Kardashian of them all has some health advice for us. Kourtney Kardashian AKA Bae posted a photo on instagram of some placenta pills with the following caption,

"Yummy...PLACENTA pills! No joke...I will be sad when my placenta pills run out. They are life changing! #benefits #lookitup"

And all I have to say about it is. It's Kourtney! So, it's okay I guess! I mean, can she do any wrong?
Thought not! And hey, if she wants to have her Illuminati ritual of eating placenta then she has every right in the world to do so.

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Friday, August 1, 2014

Is Justin Bieber dating Kris Jenner? Instagram photo with caption "Whose your daddy" To Kylie and Kendall! Kim news!

Is Justin Bieber dating Kris Jenner? Instagram photo with caption "Whose your daddy" To Kylie and Kendall! Kim news!








Say it aint so! I don't want Kim Kardashian calling Justin Bieber her father in law! It looks like he might be about to replace Bruce Jenner! I surely hope not! But Justin Bieber posted an instagram message and photo about an hour ago that has the Internet going nuts!

The Pop Diva snapped a shot with the smoking hot MILF and super manager of Kim Kardashian!
And to make it worse, he captioned the photo "whose your daddy"! And he made sure to send it to Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner  for them to see!

So, is Justin smashing, thrashing and or dating Ms. Jenner? The woman that I wish was my manager!
Let me know whether or not you think this was a prank, or if this is for real!

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Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Man kills his 2 cats with a Golf Club because he felt the pussy betrayed him!

Man kills his 2 cats with a Golf Club because he felt the pussy betrayed him!





Christopher J. Bisbee of Pennsylvania, beat his 2 cats to death! The 32 years old faces 2nd degree misdemeanor cruelty to animals charges, stemming from a day in 2013 when one of his cats scratched him. Which caused Bisbee to feel betrayed! His not so rational response was to hit the cats with a golf club until the pussies stopped moving!

He beat the pussy up! I mean to death! He faces his sentencing in October of 2014. The maximum sentence for his crimes is a mere 2 years behind bars and a $5000 fine!. Bisbee waived his right to a preliminary hearing and instead applied to the Accelerated Rehabilitative Disposition program. Which is for non violent first time offenders! No surprise to anyone, the golf club swinging, double cat killer was denied!

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Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Robin Thicke | worst album sales EVER! Sold 530 copies of new album "Paula" in 1st week. UK music news!

Robin Thicke | worst album sales EVER! Sold 530 copies of new album "Paula" in 1st week. UK music news!





Robin Thickes newest album "Paula" sold a very sad 530 copies in the first week of its release on the Official United Kingdom Charts! The album debuted at Number 200 and it sold 2% of what his previous work sold!

Blurred Lines sold just under 26,000 copies in its first week in the UK.  Here in the USA, Paula has sold about 25,000 copies in its first week, which is a far cry from the impressive 177,000 copies that Blurred lines sold in it's first week in the USA!


Let me know what you think about Robin Thickes flop of an album.
And let me know what you think about his unfortunate failed marriage with his fine wife, Paula Patton!

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Ambiance Movie is worlds longest film! | 30 days - 720 Hour film from Swedish Director | Anders Weberg!

Ambiance Movie | Worlds Longest Film! | 30 days - 720 Hours! From Swedish Director | Anders Weberg! - December 31 2020!







Ambiance is said to be the worlds longest film! Swedish Director Anders Weberg
released a 72 minute teaser (trailer) for his epic movie on July 4th, 2014. And it will only be available to the public until July 20th 2014!

http://vimeo.com/88864793

http://www.thelongestfilm.com/

No worries, if you miss the first trailer, the second will be available in the year 2016, and it will run 7 hours and 20 minutes! But that's nothing! The third trailer in 2018 will be a 72 hours! Yes a whole 3 day long movie trailer!

All of this leads up to the grand climax! On December 31st, 2020 - Ambiance will finally debut, simultaneously on all 7 continents, the movie will be 720 hours long, yes a full 30 days! A whole month! It will only be shown 1 time, then it will be destroyed!  So it truly is a once in a lifetime event!

The current record holder for the longest film ever produced is, "Modern Times Forever" from 2011! And while it is excessive, at 10 days long, it's pretty tame in comparison to the length of the Ambiance movie!

Here's my take on the whole thing. I honestly laughed until I cried after finding out about this month long film, "Ambiance"! It's bizarre and extreme in my opinion. The fact that this fame seeking director would spend so much of his time making this movie is a testament to the extremities that he he will reach to achieve fame. I mean, who is really gonna cut a hole in a movie theater seat, place a bucket beneath it, and poop right there in the theater so they don't miss a moment of the film? And wont people have to sleep? I mean unless they took breaks in between. Then it would actually be even more ridiculous!

I can see this turning into a sick contest to see how long a person can stay and watch until they leave or pass out! I can totally see people using controlled substances before watching the film, to stay awake as long as possible! And, I can see the movie patrons being a very awkward bunch without much to do! They would have to pause their entire life and devote a month to a movie that they will never see again! I mean, you're telling me that these people are willing to leave their spouse, children, job, significant other behind etc. to see a silly film? Which judging by the trailer, the little bit I watched that is, is just a bunch of instrumental music with random shots of birds, flowers, a womans very red hair blowing in the wind etc.!

Could you imagine people asking you, "Hey man, which part was your favorite?" And then you respond, "About 15 days, 6 hours and 18 seconds into it, the chick picking her nose. Easily the most entertaining part!"I mean, you can't be serious!

You know, I just realized something. If this movie is slated for a December 31st 2020 debut, maybe the jokes on us! Maybe this guy works for the Swedish Government and they know that the World will end before then! Or possibly even crazier, he knows that people will see and remember the whole film because their brains will be micro-chipped, and they will be able to watch and retain all of the information for instance recollection inside their minds. And watch it again whenever they want inside of their brain!

On second though. I wonder whether or not anyone will try to secretly bootleg the film. I doubt that Google Glass can hold a months worth of video. But maybe some other sort of way. Like sneaking in a large digital hard drive inside of a woman's purse or someone at a theater may right something up, or pretend that they destroyed it!

Let me know what you think about the film. Is it a bad idea? Is it stupid? Does it make you laugh? Would you watch it? How much would you pay to see it?

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Thursday, July 3, 2014

Reptilian Shape Shifter EXPOSED! Tyra Banks is an Alien!

Reptilian Shape Shifter EXPOSED! Tyra Banks is an Alien!






Tyra Banks appears to have a lot on her mind in this photo! She appears to harness all of the thoughts of humanities history in her head.

Anyway, the Model and Talk Show host posted this photo to the internet to show us what she looks like without make up. And to brag to the world about her good looks! The only issue is that unintentionally exposed her true race to the world. And that is Alien! She is a shape shifting Alien! Look at her eyes and the shape of her head!

Yes, note the balloon like, light bulb shaped, door knocker head. She is giving me Aiwass swag times a million! I knew I saw that corn kernel shaped head before! She is possibly a Grey, but she for sure is an Alien!

You've been exposed Tyra! And it's because you let Eva Pigford win America's Next Top Model over our Savior, YaYa Decosta! Shame on you!

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Beyonce Knowles Exposed! 7 year old wore make up!

Beyonce Knowles Exposed! 7 year old wore make up!





The photo above is from Beyonce Knowles Instagram account. And the picture was taken in 1988, when the Pop legend was a mere 7 years old.

Notice anything interesting about her? She has on a face full of make up! Now what type of family would allow their 7 year old to take photos with a face full of makeup?

What kind of Toddlers in Tiara's bull shit is this?

I bet you Matheew Knowles was a lot like Joe Jackson! We should be very careful about judging Queen Bey, because we have no idea what our Goddess went through growing up! So tread lightly.

All I know is that Beyonce was sold as a circus freak to the neighborhood. Around this time she was doing her infamous fire shows with her amazingly hot breath!

Even though the government still has her banned from touring colder climates because of the evidence that she was melting icebergs, with her mouth closed the last time she visited! NASA is keeping her in their back pocket in case the Sun dies out!


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Beyonce and Jay z EXPOSED! BLOOD Gang members!

Beyonce and Jay z EXPOSED! BLOOD Gang members! 









Uh huh! Caught ya! Beyonce and Jay z took a photo with Jay z wearing a red bandanna! Looks like Jay is a member of the Bloods Gang! If not, then why would he wear a red flag, as opposed to a, "neutral" color, such as white or black?

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V. Stiviano FACE TATTOO! Model ruined her face for life! Possibly Illuminati related!

V. Stiviano  FACE TATTOO! Model ruined her face for life! Possibly Illuminati related!










So, you think V. Stiviano is a beautiful model? Well check out this photo of her! She mutilated her face with a gaudy tattoo! Now, don't get me wrong, she has the right to disfigure herself with a ratchet tattoo on her face. But in my opinion, this is just too much! And it makes her look like Boxer Mike Tyson and Battle rapper and exhibitionist, Daylyt, in my opinion!

Do you like the new look for V. Stiviano? Would you date someone with a tattoo on their face?
Do you find it to be attractive? Are you fuming mad because you have one on your face, and you want me to stop?


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Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Andre "Christ Bearer" Johnson - Rapper cut dick off now doing porn! Wu Tang Clan affiliate is a PCP using mess!

Andre "Christ Bearer" Johnson - Rapper cut dick off now doing porn! Wu Tang Clan affiliate is a PCP using mess!








Remember in April of 2014 their was that one rapper from the Wu Tang Clan affiliated group, "Northstar", that cut his dick off and jumped off of a balcony? Remember him?

http://meetmagazine.blogspot.com/2014/04/wu-tang-clan-affiliate-member-cut-his.html



Well TMZ, interviewed him on the streets in June 2014, and the PCP using MC known as "Christ Bearer", must have been stoned! Because, he announced that he's going to do pornography!

http://www.tmz.com/2014/07/01/christ-bearer-wu-tang-clan-porn-penis-video/


The TMZ reporter said, "We heard they were able to reattach everything down there, does everything still work?"

To which Johnson replied,  "Does it work? Can Chris Brown dance? Can Kanye West rant? Can Jay z fight off a trick?"

He then went on to say that he's going to do adult films now. And for companies to contact him. His twitter handle is "Wu Bearer" by the way.
@WuBearer

All I know is that the Mathematics for today is, 1 dose of PCP plus 1 cut dick equals one crazy man!

By the way! PCP doesn't stand for "Picking up Cut Penis's"! So cut out the jokes! Pun intended!


Anyway! Be sure to buy his album, The "Great adventures of Christ Bearer", coming in August. 2014!


And people online, chill out with the jokes like, "Wu Tang Clan Ain't Got Nothing to Fuck With!"
This man obviously has a sever problem with his brain and should receive the help that he desperately needs.





All, I have to say about it is, this is not what RZA meant when he said, "Cut the heads off these snakes!"






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