Love and Hip Hop ATLANTA - Season 3 Pre ROAST! Unreleased Season 2 Reunion - Review, Recap, Opinion
Warning, if you are sensitive to Rat roasting, do not read on! Readers discretion is strongly advised!
I was gonna review the Reunion show of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Season 2, however, my review turned into a massacre! I couldn't finish reviewing the show because I was seeing red! I decided to just go off in general. I wrote, saved and never published nor made a video for the following entry back in August of 2013.
I had to stop myself because the second Season of Love of Atlanta bored me to ad nauseum!
Joseline's accent and just, everything about the show was friggin ridiculous!
Now remember, this has been minimally edited. And it is a short, unfinished entry.
Before I even get into this. I tried to do reviews and recaps of the individual episodes. But I was just too bored by the show to do it.
Let me take a crack at this!
Excuse me if I come across as grumpy. But the phoniness and nastiness of these, "ratchet", people disturbs me!
This is what I wrote!
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So, the minstrel show begins, and after an introduction to all of these irrelevant nobodies. We learn that Rasheeda and and her cone headed husband, Kirk are having a little boy. Named Carter Frost. And I thought to myself, "wait a minute, isn't a cart of frost an ice cream truck?"
Random thought, I know!
Anyway!
Oprah Winfart, I mean Mona Scott, asks pretentious gold digger, Oluremi Fela Faust aka Mimi about her new breast implants. I saw what she looked like before the operation. And to be honest, I wasn't impressed at all. Not even a little tit! I mean a little bit! Anyway, she asks Mimi about her boobs and an argument ensued between Mimi and Joseline, who I affectionately refer to as GonorrRhianna! Because she looks like Rhianna and Gonorrhea blended together!
They were calling each other all kinds of nasty names. And you know what though? Mimi isn't shit but old trash, in a plastic Louis Vuitton bag. This chick is like almost half way through her forties, doing young dumb bitch shit.
Why?
Because she's stupid! She wants to be a God damned Bourgeoisie, hood rat.
She wants a "bad bitch" lifestyle and reputation, while living it up! She wants it all! But she's not really about that life. She's fart in a can! Because she's faking the funk!
The only reason why all of Mimi's friends appear to be humungous pieces of shit is because. Mimi is like, that girl who picks really shitty men to be in a relationship with on purpose! You know, so people will say, "you can do better Mimi". In other words, as long as Mimi isn't, or doesn't appear to be the biggest piece of shit in the room, then she's good!
Fucking starving con artist! You're not fooling anybody! HA HA!
Her name is Mimi right? How fucking ironic! In her mind the world revolves around her twice. Therefore her name is ME ME!
It's all about her!
Moving along!
There's main chicks, side chicks and then, theirs Traci's! And that's the chick that the guy doesn't even want at all! Not because you're a "strong black", cup of coffee! Not because of your education, your wealth, or success. No! Because of your negative qualities. Such as but not limited to. Snide remarks out of jealousy and ignorance towards women that you don't even know. And your magnetism to all things inferior.
Traci being known for saying, "popcorn hoes" is like Beyonce's entry in the dictionary for the word, "bootylicious". It's sad! And as a mother and a woman of melanin. Please grow the fuck up!
But back to Mimi! Mimi is like Christmas shopping at the dollar store. You're just doing what you gotta do until you can do better.
As a matter of fact. Mimi needs to take a yoga class. So she can pull her legs over her head and get over herself.
Champagne taste with a kool aid face bitch! She really thinks that she is so much better than everybody!I can't stand MimI!
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And yeah. I had to stop it there before someone shoots at me!
As you can see, the show pissed me off so badly that I turned green! And at this point I was trying to watch what I say on video.
This was right before I became the monster of a reviewer that I am! HA HA HA HA HA!
Now it's gloves off and no holds bar, UFC style reviews!
Season 3 of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta is coming. And I'm coming on it!
Yeah! I'm gonna bust nuts in the faces of your favorite cast members! Better have towel a Joseline! I heard you say in your Breakfast Club interview that you don't swallow! No wonder you're so unhappy! A little vitamin C never hurt anybody! And when I say Vitamin C. I mean Vitamin Cum!
So hinge your Jaw back Joseline! I'm about to blow... all down your throat!
I'll see you next Season for the next review! Today is March 20, 2014. So, I wrote that unfinished review about 7 months ago! So don't judge me!
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