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Thursday, October 24, 2013

Dancing With The Stars has the WORST JUDGES in REALITY TV HISTORY! #RantRage!

Dancing With The Stars has the WORST JUDGES in REALITY TV HISTORY!





I have watched hundreds of hours of Reality TV in my lifetime. Possibly thousands! I've watched the prank shows, the shows were they purposely stick people who wont get along, into a house with each other! Shows were they strand people on Islands. Shows were they piece together a crappy music group.

 And even shows were they put together a good music group as well! I've even watched the reality TV. shows about midgets, to the dating shows, to the marrying and dating midget shows! To the, I hate my wife, here take the bitch programs! And the list goes on and on and on!

In other words. I've seen it all!

And by far, the worst judges I have ever seen in my lifetime, are the ass caps on Dancing With The Stars! They should all be fired immediately. I mean Carrie Ann Inaba is so fucking annoying that I don't even know where to begin!

When it comes to male contestants for example. She switches back and forth between 2 different critiques based off of her attraction to them. If they look like shit, she acts like she is at a comedy show. And looks for entertainment value over dancing skills and tecnique. And when she critiques a hunk, she acts like she is at Chip N Dales about to get a pants less lap dance!

Seriously! I'll give Carrie Ann Inaba a piece of Dick, and Doritos's if that will stop her antics!

And don't get me started on her ridiculousness about keeping one foot on the floor at all times while dancing. Even during a lift? Really bitch? REALLY?

And then there's that freaking Len Goodman! That out of touch hater from Hell!
Man, this guy should have never been hired! He gives the most consistently fucked up scores of all time. He can make up a lie and a ridiculous excuse to give these people completely inaccurate and unfair scores like never seen before! And for some reason, this fool still has his job? Give me a fucking break already! This master liar needs to work  in politics or law, where he belongs!

And last, ass last! Is the pervert of all perverts. Bruno Tonioli! This guy just can't stop himself from making the most ridiculous sexual comments about the performances. He loves to stand while critiquing, and begin winding his hips and acting like a sex starved prostitute! I am waiting for an episode where he will run out on to the dance floor, bend over a contestant or dancer, and slide his credit card down their crack! Then begin raping their asshole like that movie. "Salo, 120 days in Sodom!"

And when I say contestant or dancer. I mean male or female! No ones butt is safe around this guy! He hit's on everyone! One day, they will have a show where people dance with animals. And yes! This guy will be caught hitting on them too! This man is fucking sick! He needs help! NOW!

Anyway. I have a number of celebrities in mind for possible replacements for these 3 hacks. For example, they could have Christina Milian, RandyJackson and Diddy as the 3 judges!

Or how about, Jennifer Lopez, Laurie Ann Gibson, and Kevin Federline?
 I know that it sounds crazy at first thought. But they would make the show way more interesting!

Or, they could have Chili of  the R&B group TLC, along with Usher and Justin Timberlake!

Or how about Ya Ya Decosta from America's Next Top Model! Rosana Taverez of Eden's Crush! And Letoya Luckett of Destiny's Child!

Oh that's right! I named way too many Brownies! ABC doesn't have any Moors (so called Blacks) as dancers, nor judges on Dancing With The Stars! So, forget everything I just said! *Wink Wink*

Anyway. Do you think that Dancing With The Stars needs new judges? Wendy WIlliams seems to think so. And I rarely ever agree with her on anything. Do you think that they will ever hire a "Black" person as a dancer or a judge on the show?

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Will Corbin Bleu be Karina Smirnoffs 3rd Fiance? DWTS! Season 17!

Will Corbin Bleu be Karina Smirnoffs 3rd Fiance? DWTS! Season 17!


I have noticed that their is some serious chemistry between the mighty Mulatto, Corbin Bleu and his Dancing partner, Karina Smirnoff. The Vodka Vixen! The Russian Rump! The European Euphoric Ukelele! - Yeah, I don't understand what the hell that means either.

Anyway, I came to the clever conclusion that Corbin and Karina may be touching gloves! And boxing boners!

Just my opinion! I think that they may pop up with engagement and possibly marriage news! Maybe not!

So, do you think that Corbin and Karina are smashing and thrashing? Do you think that these two will possibly pop up engaged? Or with a child?

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Dancing With The Stars! Season 17 - Week 6 RECAP AND REVIEW! The Switch-Up Challenge!

Dancing With The Stars! Season 17 - Week 6 RECAP AND REVIEW! The Switch-Up Challenge



1st up!Bill Engval and Emma Slater danced a Tango to "Cheeseburger in Paradise"by Jimmy Buffett

The  couple acted out a skit at the beginning of the dance, where they sat at a table with hamburgers. With props that made the stage look like a resort on an island! And I regret to inform you that their acting was far more entertaining than the actual dancing!

Bill is out classed by his opponents and the competition is just way to strong for him to win. He is obviously there for fun. Anything over a 15 cumulative vote would prove to be an insult! And in all fairness he probably in reality deserves a score of 10 - 12

With an 8 from Carrie Ann Inaba, an 8 from Len Goodman and a 7 from Bruno Tonioli.
The judges gave Bill a 23! Double of what he deserved! But please remember that this is Dancing With The Stars! They have no credibility and need new judges! It's as simple as that!



2nd.
Elizabeth Berkley and Val Chmerkovskiy danced a Cha Cha Cha to "Put Your Hands on Me"by Joss Stone

Elizabeth Berkely was born to perform! She is sexy and poised and as always she hits the mark once again in another semi professional performance! She dserves an easy 25!
It wasn't perfect but it was good. But compared to Bill's performance, she looked like she invented dance!

The judges all gave Elizabeth 10's! For a title of 30! The first perfect score of the season!


3rd
Leah Remini and Tony Dovolani  dance a Quick Step to "Man Wanted"by Copacabana.

Leah's facial expressions and movements, looked like one of those slightly awkward movie scenes, from a romantic comedy. You know, the one where a woman is not a dancer, but she is trying her best to keep up? It was just out of place, not terrible, but off! She deserves a 16. In my assessment.

All 3 judges awarded Leah with 9's for a cumulative score of 27! Yes, another odd score!


4th
Brant Daugherty and Peta Murgatroyd  danced a Tango to "The Night Out"by Martin Solveig.

Brant's partner makes him look good. He is just kind of there. Hes like a lazy dick.. If she can work him well, she can get off! Their performance was like watching Hugh Hefner in an adult film! Limp, impotent, boring and dry. Meets young, pretty, vibrant and juicy! Peta rocked it! And Brant cocked it!

He deserved an 18 for his efforts! I mean, he can stretch his leg, and dip her well. See, I can say something nice about his performance. =o)
Carri Ann gave Brant a 9, Len loved it so much that he gave it a 10. And Bruno gave it a 9. For another fudged score of 28!


5th
Amber Riley and Derek Hough danced a Samba to "Get It Right"by Fantasia Barrino

Another strong and powerful performance, she looks like a skinny woman with a fat woman's suit on! She's physically built like precious and movies like Beyonce. no kidding!

She deserved a 23 in my opinion. However, in comparisons to the 9's that they gave to Leah Remini, she'd better get a 10, or these judges have absolutely no credibility.

Carrie Ann voted 10, Len voted 8, and Bruno voted 10 for a  score of 28!

With that said, I heard the chatter about the dancer Max, possibly replacing Len. And it makes perfect sense now! Len is the worst judge of anything! He should work in the Judicial system in Texas! Because he's killing them out there!


6th
Jack Osbourne and Cheryl Burke danced a Paso Doble to "Conquest" by The White Stripes

I noticed a common theme with the male celebrities this season.
They do this form of walk dancing, with poses.As opposed to actual dance moves. And they also act as a balance bar for the woman to do the work,and dance, to make them look good!

Anyway! I'd say that the tin man's performance deserved a firm 14! It was pretty stinking bad! Carrie Ann gave him an 8, Len gave him a 9, and Bruno gave him an 8. For a score of 25. Did I mention that this show has no credibility?

7th
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Sasha Farber danced a Fox Trot to "Build Me Up Buttercup"by The Foundations.

I felt that the performance was a little boring,. Not bad, but mediocre, and it looked like she was going through the motions.And not fully commited! I'd persoanlly score it a 20!
The judges however all gave Princess Snookie. I mean Nicole! Straight 9's, for a total of 27!


8th
Corbin Bleu and Karina Smirnoff  danced a Viennese Waltz to "Game of Thrones Theme"—Ramin Djawadi.

The performance was dramatic and engaging!  It looked like a high budget Broadway play. Corbin and Karina's performance is romantic and has a special way of making you feel as if you are a part of the dance. I

t was beautiful, intense and a bit mesmerizing. Anything less than a perfect means that we should all boycott the show! In comparison to Nicole's 9's, Anything beneath a 10 is such a blatant lie, that the judges should burst into flames and turn to Ashes on live television! Spontaneous human combustion!

Carrie an votes 8, Len votes 7 and Bruno votes 8! For a score of 23!
Yeah, they are going to HELL for sure!



But the joke, I mean show, is not over yet! The contestants are informed that they are going to be performing in a dance off! A dance battle like the ones that you see in films!
they'll begin to dance to one song, but then the song will switch in the middle of their performance and they will not know what the songs will be! They will just have to start dancing! The 8 duo's were broken up to groups of 4. And whoever is eliminated first will get one point! The next person to be eliminated will receive 2 points. Until the final person is eliminated in the group with 4 points. Whatever they earn will be added to their scores!


SWITCH-UP CHALLENGE PART 1 (Order of elimination)
The song list:
  "Hot in Herre"—Nelly
"In the Hall of the Mountain King"—Edvard Grieg
"Let's Get It On"—Marvin Gaye
"Doop"—Doop


Bill and Emma out first, they receive 1 extra point.
Jack and Cheryl are out 2nd and receive 2 extra points.
Nicole and Sasha out 3rd, receive 3 extra points.
Corbin Bleu and Karina Smirnoff win the first challenge and receive 4 extra points!

SWITCH-UP CHALLENGE PART 2: (Order of elimination)
The song list:
"Sexy and I Know It"—LMFAO
"The Blue Danube"—Johann Strauss II
"Fulanito"—Chillando Goma
"Shake a Tail Feather"—The Blues Brothers

Leah and Tony are out first, and get 1 extra point.
Elizabeth and Val out, 2nd (I thought she'd make it to the last two) get 2 extra points.
Brant and Peta are out 3rd for 3 extra points.
Amber and Derek are the last team standing and get 4 extra points!


The teams are notified that their will be no elimination this week!
Technical issues are allegedly to blame! The wrong phone numbers were given out, so no one went home. In other words. Bill and Jack Osbourne escaped elimination by the skin of their balls once again!

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Thursday, September 26, 2013

Dancing With The Stars - season 17 -Episode 2 - Latin night! - RECAP and Review!

Dancing With The Stars - season 17 -Episode 2 -  Latin night! - RECAP and Review!





First up tonight is Elizabeth!

Elizabeth Berkley Lauren & Valentin Chmerkovskiy danced a Samba to the song “Straight to Memphis” by Club des Belugas

Elizabeth really showed her dancing skills. She looked like a semi professional! She deserved a 27 in my opinion. And received a score of 25. With an 8 from Carrie Ann, a 9 from Len and an 8 from Bruno.





 Second up is Christina!


Christina Milian & Mark Ballas danced a Paso Doble to the song “Applause” by Lady Gaga


They had told 3 - 4 times by the host, to hit the floor!
Their routine looked slightly choppy, and in need of a little bit more practice. I felt that they deserved a 23 and they received a score of 25.

Carrie Ann gave her a 9. And both Len and Bruno gave her an 8.


3rd up is Bill Engvall.

Bill Engvall & Emma Slater danced a Jive to the song “Crocodile Rock” by Elton John

And it looked like an off beat comedy routine from a movie. It looked a bit off. It wasn't Bill Nye or Andy Dick bad. But it deserved a 19 or 20. He received a score of 21.


 4th is Jack.

Jack Osbourne & Cheryl Burke danced a Rumba to the song “Mad World” by Tears for Fears

Jack made a self loathing statement to his dancing partner so bad that you'd thinkt hat it was an insulting youtube comment! He said that he has the worst Genetics in his family. He's fat, has beart problems, Multiple Sclerosis, can't fucking sing, can't act and can barely dance.

Well Jack. What the fuck are you doing on Dancing With The Stars? You wouldn't even bee famous if it weren't for your father. And has fat and awkward as you know that you are, if you didn't have a rich famous daddy, you'd probably be in a ditch somewhere. So suck it up and dance, or go the fuck home!

Anyway, I feel that Jack tries way to hard when he is dancing. It looks about as unnatural as a hobo shitting diamonds! He really looks out of place. I mean at one point he attempts to do a split that looked more like a spill! But at least he did better than last week!

I'd give him a score of 17! The judges however gave jack a 24! Multiple Sclerosis? More like multiple Sclervotesis!


5th is Keyshawn.

Keyshawn Johnson & Sharna Burgess danced a Samba to the song “Get Up Offa That Thing” by James Brown

The best way that I can describe Keyshawn's dancing is. If a bear went Ice Skating.... Or, how about this, you walk in your bath room, and theirs a whale in your bath tub!. That's Keyshawn dancing! Well anyway... It sucked but, could have been worst! And it's not that he can't dance. I could see the potential with a bit of practice. It's just, he is too damn big to be dancing. He deserved about a 20. But the judges gave him a score of 18. Might have been the fact that he nearly dropped his partner at one point.


 6th is Nicole!

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi & Sasha Farber danced a Rumba to the song “Just Give Me a Reason” by P!nk Ft. Nate Ruess

 Her performance looked like this. So, you find a bottle, you rub it, a Genie pops out, and starts stripping gracefully and elegantly! Yeah, no shit!

The best part of it all was the "Bitch please" look that she gave to that full of shit Carrie Ann! Snookie did good, but that crazy judge, gave her a 6!

I felt that Snookie deserved a 23 or a 24. But the judges only gave her a 20!
They insulted her with a 6 from Carrie Ann, a 7 from Len and a 7 from Bruno!
They should all be fired. Beginning with Carrie Ann Inaba!





7th is my wonderful, beloved Leah Remini.



 Leah Remini & Tony Dovolani danced a Samba to the song “Maria” by Ricky Martin


 And her dancing tonight was a bit robotic. It was pretty good but, she was as stiff as a dick! She looked like it hurts! Either the dancing is making her body sore, or her husband did to her what I've been wanting to do for years!
Yup! Dress in a bear costume, lather her with honey, and attack!

Anyway, I felt that she should get a 21, but the judges saw something that I didn't see and gave her a 24. Sorry Leah, you just weren't you on the second night!


8th up is Bill Nye the pervert guy!

Bill Nye & Tyne Stecklein danced a Paso Doble to the song Beethoven’s 5th Symphony

And Bill came out with his role playing wig! He was Pervertstein! The mad scientist! If Frankenstein did an adult film, it would look like this! Bill could make eating cereal look disgusting and quadruple X rated!

 He deserved a 15, but the judges gave him a score of 17. Carrie Ann gave him a 6, Len gave him a 5 and Bruno gave him a 5 as well.

Their for, in Carrie Ann's warped mind, Bill Nye and Queen Snookie Snook are tied in their ability to dance? Fire her please!


9th up is Corbin!
Corbin Bleu & Karina Smirnoff danced a Jive to the song “Kiss You” by One Direction

 Corbin comes out dressed as a Baseball player, And Karina comes out looking like a sexy school teacher or librarian or something! I can assure you that a bunch more female teaches will end up in the news having fooled around with their male students after seeing this shit!

Thier dance was freaking impeccable! The moves that this guy pulled of were nothing short of professional! He totally kept up with Karina and they amazed me and entertained me. They deserved a 30! A perfect score!

The hopefully soon to be unemployed judges gave him a score of 26 instead. 
Carrie Ann and Bruno gave Corbin 9's. And that was somewhat insulting. But then that incompetent Len decides to give him an 8! Where do they come up with these scores? I feel like sometimes they just pick any number pad randomly!

10th up is Valerie Harper. The person who should be voted out tonight!

Valerie Harper & Tristan MacManus  danced a Paso Doble to the song “Don’t Let Me Be
Misunderstood” by Santa Esmeralda

 Valerie was fucking terrible! She sucked Sasquatch dick! I mean, she was fucking horrifically bad! She deserved a 10. And that's being generous! And I thought no one could be worst than D.L. Hughley!


11th up is Brant.

Brant Daugherty & Peta Murgatroyd  danced a Rumba to the song “Underneath Your Clothes” by Shakira

 Brant didn't do much work with this one. He kind of stood there for the most part.

He did okay with what little bit he did do. So I give the male blow up doll an 18! The judges gave him a 23. Yet another inflated score! 8 From Carrie Ann, 7 from Len and 8 from Bruno.

The 12th and final dance of the night is by Amber!
 
Amber Riley & Derek Hough danced a Jive to the song “Reet Petite” — Jackie Wilson

And this submarine in shoes got on that floor and did a cart wheel! Yes a food cart wheel! It was fattastic, I mean fantastic! And she even leaned back so far that you'd think their was food on the floor behind her!

All jokes aside, she slaughtered the dance floor. The only reason I don't think that she deserved 10's is because Corbin's performance was more difficult to do. So, I gave him 10's and her 9's for a total of 27 points! Now, lets see where the judges heads are at.

They gave her a score of 24? What the fuck! She did all of that and got a 24?
Jack Osbourne and Leah Remini can't do the shit that I saw her do, and she gets the same score as them? Now that's sinful!


After all of that, Keyshawn Johnson was eliminated! What a pathetic show! Valerie or Bill Nye should have gone first.

This show has zero integrity and I think that this is my last season! I watch the season that Zendaya Coleman was robbed (season 16) and now this one I see the same shifty shit going on!

Dancing with the stars recap! SEASON 17 EPISODE 1! Miley Cyrus TWERK with Leah Remini?

Dancing with the stars recap! SEASON 17 EPISODE 1! Miley Cyrus TWERK with Leah Remini?





First up, is Pretty Little Liars star, Brant Daughtery. His dancing partner, Peta Murgatroyd began flirting with him starting at day one! She made sure to tell him that she is single. And luckily for her, so is he!

Brant Daugherty & Peta Murgatroyd did the Cha cha cha.
They danced to "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke feat. T.I. & Pharrell Williams.

In my opinion, he did okay, not great but not terribly. I see some signs of potential in his dancing skills however, she was the real star here and made him look good. I felt that their routine deserved an 18. But the Judges rewarded him with a vote of 22.

Carrie Ann Inaba - gave a 7
Len Goodman - gave an 8
Bruno Tonioli - gave a 7
                                  _______
                                     22





The second duo is one of my favorite celebrities, Leah Remini. The King of Queens star expressed her insecurities about her weight and her concern with looking good on the dance floor. With an intense dance work out like this, she'll probably shed a few pounds!

Her dance partner Tony Dovolani, assures her that she is doing good and that she needs to stop judging herself.

Leah Remini & Tony Dovolani danced the Foxtrot to the song “Tears Dry On Their Own” by the legendary Amy Winehouse.

I felt that their performance was okay, just passing grade at best. I felt that she deserved a 15. The judges all gave her 7's for a total score of 21.

Bruno stated that Leah Remini should twerk like Miley Cyrus! I'd love to see that! She has an ample amount of booty meat, unlike Miley Cyrus. Who looks like she went on a butt diet! ..... moving along.




The third contestant to hit the dance floor is High School Musical star, 
 Corbin Bleu! As soon as Corbin and his partner, Karina Smirnoff lays eyes on each other, they almost needed to get a room! They were one compliment, and one touch away from making a baby! No shit!

Corbin tells Karina, "I wanted you so bad". The feeling is mutual, Karina says, "Corbin has been my dream partner for a while because I've seen some of his movies before and he's such a class act."

The two hit the dance floor for Karina's first contemporary dance song “If I Lose Myself” by  One Republic

The duo danced very well. Not perfect, but good enough to show me that Corbin should make it to the final three with no problem! And at this point, should win the whole contest! I gave them a score of 23. Deducting 1 point because Corbin performed a lift where he struggled to hold Karina up in the air. Other than than that, I'd say that he deserved a 24, and the judges concur! Corbin and Karina earn a score of 24 points! Which puts them in the lead on the score board!




The forth has been, I mean star to make a fool himself, I mean perform is Ozzy Osbourne's son. Jack Osbourne. Jacks sister, Kelly Osbourne, placed third in season 9 of Dancing with the Stars.

Jack informs us that in May of 2012, he was diagnosed with  Multiple Sclerosis.
And Dancing With The Stars should be called, Sympathy votes for disease ridden Stars. We'll get back to that in a minute.

Jack Osbourne & his partner Cheryl Burke danced a Foxtrot to the song “Pack Up” by Eliza Doolittle.

 Jacks dancing looked like he was counting every single step in his head as he performed. He had a big goofy, annoying smile on his face. He honestly, looked like a child dancing with his mother at her wedding, to his step father. And he looked like his mother told him to do it!


Deserved a 16 in my opinion, but the judges gave him a 23

Carrie Ann Inaba - gave a 8
Len Goodman - gave an 8
Bruno Tonioli - gave a 7
                                  _______
                                     23


Yeah, they gave Jack Osbourne a 23! Every one of those judges need to either quit, or be fired immediately. More on that later.









The fifth person up is Glee star Amber Riley. And she is built physically like Precious star (Gabourey Sidibe) yet, she dances like Beyonce! No kidding!

Amber Riley & Derek Hough danced a Cha cha cha to the song “Wings” by Little Mix. And it was fantastic! She dances like a professional. Might have something to do with the choreography that she does on the hit show "Glee" on FOX!

I felt that she deserved a score of 27. And the judges concurred! Amber Riley received a well deserved score of 27! It looks like Corbin Bleu has some competition!



The 6th celebrity up tonight is Elizabeth Berkly, is best known for two things. The hit TV. show Saved By The Bell. And for her misscariage of a career ending film, American cinemas biggest joke, Showgirls! This is Elizabeth's big chance to reintroduce herself to America and reddem herself in the eyes of her fans.

Elizabeth grew up being a dancer so, she has a good chance at making it far in this competition. She said that she is a new mom, and in so many words, she is inspired to do knew things.

I hope that this is not some mid life crisis for her. She has an intense look in her eyes, like the one that a awoman gets when her husband doesn't want her to do something, but yet she does it anyway. I hope that this list of new things doesn't include her leaving hubby for a thrill with Valentine. She has fire in her eyes!
Anyway....

Her Russian partner Valentine claims to have learned English by watching Saved By The Bell.  Valentine informs Elizabeth that he had a mega crush on her Saved by The Bell Co star- Tiffani Amber Thiessen. I'm not sure if whether or not he was trying to be a jerk, or if this was a Russian Jedi Mind Trick to get into her mind. Anyway....


Elizabeth Berkley Lauren & Valentin Chmerkovskiy danced a Contemporary to the song “Imagine” by  John Lennon.

She looked just a tad bit rust, but I can see major potential in her dancing abilities. And I can also see her previous dancing experience in her movements!
But this performance was pretty good, so I felt that she deserved a 21. The coaches gave her a score of 24.




Our 7th Z. List celebrity Is a legend in television programming for children!
Nowadays, he is just a creepy crawler! Someone must have told Billy that their would be twerking on Dancing With The Stars! Because he had nothing but fucking on his mind! He was hitting on Tyne like she was trapped in ice! Calling her, "hot" and just giving her dirty looks!

Ewww, anyway....


Bill Nye & Tyne Stecklein danced a Cha-cha-cha to the song “Weird Science” by Oingo Boingo.

Bills foot work, looked about as clumsy as a basketball center, giving himself a foot job wearing cleats! He really looked like the poster boy for Awkward Perverts anonymous!  Not only did his dancing suck, and it's obvious that the clueless Andy Dick of the season should be voted off. But, he is such a creespter! He constantly has this look n his face like, he just got caught standing outside of a woman's window Jerking off! During a thunderstorm! Hard and fast!

Anyway! Bill Nye deserved a 12 in my opinion. But her recieved a score of 14.
With a 5 from Carrie Ann, a 5 from Bruno, and a 4 from Len.




Our 8th Dancing celebrity is former NFL wide receiver, and commentator Keyshaw Johnson.

Keyshawn Johnson & Sharna Burgess danced a Cha-cha-cha to the song “Treasure” by Bruno Mars


His performance was okay. He did well for a big guy! I mean he is a tall, and stocky guy, and he was kind of able to get around on the floor considering!
His performance was okay, not good nor bad. I was some potential and I wanted for him to receive a 19 or 20. The judges gave him 17. Keyshawn received a 6 from Carrie Ann, A 6 from Bruno and a 5 from Len.



Nick Cannons ex girlfriend Christina Millian is the 9th celebrity to get down like it's Friday! And she's come a long way form her "Dip It Low" days. {video posted below} Back in the day she was dropping it like it's hot, burning, and discharging!

Christina Milian & Mark Ballas danced a Contemporary to the song “Clarity” by Zedd feat. Foxes

The performance was robust, expressive, intense, and juicy! Just like her tight ass! She is definetly a comepitor to look out for! She is final 4 material! the chemistry between her and Mark is burning so hot, you can feel it through the screen! Bravo! With your tight ass! She deserved a 24. Howver the judges gave her a score of 22.  7 from Carrie Ann, 7 from Len and an 8 from Bruno.



Bill Engvall, the 10th dancer, aspires to be the "King of the Rednecks!"
But his day job as a comedian probably looks much better on paper!

Bill Engvall & Emma Slater danced a Foxtrot to the song “Hot Stuff” by Donna Summer

His performance was decent. Not terrible, yet not good. I'd give him an 18 and the judges concur. Bill got an 18.







Our 11th celebrity,  Mary Tyler Moore star, Valerie Harper, informs us that she has Terminal cancer! The doctors told her that she had 3 months to live and she is still alive, kicking and dancing 8 to 9 months later.



Valerie Harper & Tristan MacManus danced a Foxtrot to the song “Some Kind of Wonderful” by The Drifters


And it sucked! She deserved a 15, they gave her a score of 21. Because 7 is the highest that they could go without backlash! What an insult! But I'll get back to that in a minute!




Our 12th celebrity to perform and the last of the night. Is my adorable little fake Italian, real Chilean Princess! Nicole "Snookie" Polizzi! The 4'9" tall Jersey Shore star lost 50 lb.s in 6 months! And she looks great!

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi & Sasha Farber danced a Cha-cha-cha to the song “Wild Ones” by Flo Rida feat. Sia

And they did well. It was a fun and exciting performance and I felt that she deserved a 24. The judges gave her a 23! Carrie Ann, and Len gave her 8's and Bruno gave her a puny little 7! And his score leads me to say this!



The judges fake scores, blatantly rigging the contest in our faces is an insult the art of dance! As well as an insult to the celebrities intelligence. It's down right disgusting that these 3 hacks for judges still have their jobs!


Will we have a repeat of last year? The last Disney star who was a  mulatto was robbed! BIG TIME! Yes I'm talking about Zendaya Coleman! I just hope that the judges and America don't do to Corbin Bleu what they did to Zendaya. And that's robbing him!

Zendaya not being crown the winner of season 16 of Dancing witht he Stars was an insult to dance, to ABC, to all Professional dancers, to the fans and of course to Zendaya. She worked her ass off! And out dance everyone! She was so good that she out danced herself!

Anyway. Just me two cents. Let me know what you think!