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Showing posts with label WHAT A FUCKING JOKE!. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WHAT A FUCKING JOKE!. Show all posts

Sunday, February 1, 2015

Football is the Gayest sport of all time! All sports are gay, but Football is gayer than all other sports combined! And it's racist!

Football is the Gayest sport of all time! All sports are gay, but Football is gayer than all other sports combined! And it's racist!





In 2013, I posted a blog, and YouTube video stating my opinion that wrestling was the gayest sport of all time!

http://meetmagazine.blogspot.com/2013/08/overstand-wrestling-is-gayest-sport-of.html

After some careful thought, and the realization that Wrestling is not a sport at all.
I came to the conclusion that Football is the absolute gayest sport ever!

Just look at the names of the positions in football, wide receiver & tight end?
Jammer, punter and holder?

But I digress.

Let's begin with the name.

Football is a blatant reference to BDSM! Bondage and Sadomasochism!
Football essentially means, Cock and Ball Torture!

Now lets discuss the actual game in it's self.

American Football's rules go a little something like this.

Two teams of muscular, angry men, dress up in shoulder pads,  tights, spiked heels, eye make up,  shirts with the number of men they fucked, and foreskin helmets.

They step unto a large field of grass, stand in a line and bend over in front of each others faces. One of the drag queens tosses an inflated brown testicle through his legs to his teammate, who shares the testicle with another teammate, whose job is to run across the field and cross a line.

Now, while attempting to cross this line, the drag queen must play hard to get!
The other team of drag queens are all gunning for him! Their coming as hard and fast as possible at his ass! And they want that brown testicle in their possession so bad, they will slam him on the ground, and all lay on top of him in a sky high pile of testosterone, bodies and sweat!

If the drag queen is successful in crossing the line, which is symbolic of the vein in a mans penis!
Once he crosses the line, he has completed a "touchdown"! The word "touchdown" was invented by the TSA. It means to touch a person down inside of their pants!

Anyway!

Once the drag queen, I mean football player gets a touch down, he then slams the testicle on the ground and starts dancing and posing!

Now, while he is dancing and posing to further impress his teammates, after resisting the other team of homosexuals, and making it across the field and the line. His own team is so happy and full of gay pride they repeatedly scream phrases such as, "Yeah BABY" and "that's what I'm talking about!", while slapping each other on the butt to celebrate!

After all, the Football player just earned his team Sex points! I mean, 6 points!

Now they have the chance to make another point. To increase their "score" and of course to score is to have sex! And gay football is all about men having sex with men!

The next act that will earn them 1 point, is called a "field goal".
And you receive 1 point for this play, because the number 1 is symbolic of the penis.

The smallest guy on the team comes out on the field and attempts to kick the brown testicle through a giant white fork.

And that's racist!

You see, football is  all about two teams of gay sex slaves fighting over the right to feed a slave master a big brown ball for dinner!

That's why the teams are full of black guys, which represents the help, or the staff that cooks in the back!

And the white man, the Quarterback is the head chef! His job is to make sure you feed "Massa" the meat!

Now after reading/hearing this, you will never look at football the same again!
And you shouldn't! It's making America very gay! You've been warned!

As a matter of fact, if you watch football, you're gay too!

Happy Superbowl 2015! You sissies!

Oh yeah, I forgot something! Of course at the end of the game they all strip naked and take showers together!

How gay is that?

Let me know what you think about it all below!
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Monday, January 19, 2015

Martin Luther King Jr., Adulterer, Freemason, Smoker, in JAIL 29 times! Bad role model! And his real name was Michael!

Martin Luther King Jr., Adulterer, Freemason, Smoker, in  JAIL 29 times! Bad role model! And his real name was Michael!





So it's the dumbest holiday of them all. Martin Luther King's day,.

January 19, 2015.

And I felt it was my job to enlighten some poor ignorant souls about a man who should
have never been celebrated in the first place!

A cursed man who cursed everything he touched..
Just look at the streets named after this clown! Littered with despair!

Did you know, Martin Lucifer King Jr. was a smoker, an adulterer, a Freemason, had been to jail 29 times and to make matters worse, his real name was not Martin Luther King, it was Michael King!

And you wanna support this worthless liar and womanizer?
The same idiot who fought for the right to kiss the ass of the same people
who were clubbing him upside his rock solid skull?

 What a fool he was and what a fool you are to ever support that trash!

Let me know what you think about scum bag Luther King below!
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Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Rapper YG and Music producer DJ Mustard Instagram WAR! Internet, Social Media beef gone full fledged retard mode!

Rapper YG and Music producer DJ Mustard Instagram WAR! Internet, Social Media beef gone full fledged retard mode!















Looks like Rapper YG and his producer DJ Mustard are fighting it out on Instagram over money!

First, DJ Mustard posted his borderline retarded message which  reads,

"Stop asking me about the YG shit!!! I don't kno about none of it on top that I still ain't got payed for his album ! So I don't give a fuck !!!!!"

Now that dumb shit made my head and testicles hurt! However, things got down right retarded for real once YG posted his message. I am not the biggest critique of peoples grammar, usage of correct punctuation and spelling skills. And I know my punctuation, spelling and grammar skills are far from perfect! However, this is down right stupid!

Here's what Rapper YG had to say.

"Wait what? @djmustard FUCK YOU NIGGA FUCK EVERYBODY THATT AINT GOT PAID FOR MY ALBUM and DJ MUSTARD I KNOW WHERE YO STUDIO AT NIGGA. & ........ THATS ME SAYIN "MUSTARD ON THE BEAT HOE". YOU AINT NEVER PAID ME FOR THATT OR YO ALBUM NIGGA PIIIIIIRU"



Okay so, here's my opinion. You both need to do the same thing. Which is what Charlamagne That God always says. Which is, "Shut the fuck up forever!"

Here's why! First of all, I am willing to bet this beef is completely manufactured to sell records. It's lame, and you two guys cannot spell nor type to save your lives!

DJ Mustard's message was dumb enough. Once YG posted his message, I lost it!

Seriously! YG might be a member of the Bloods gang out in Compton California, however, I am far more terrified by him speaking to me! If I ever had beef with YG, they wouldn't have to cause me physical harm, I'd run into a wall as soon as he began speaking!

And for the record, I used to think that "beat tag" were YG says "Mustard on the beat ho"
was some dumb child saying "buzzin' on the beat hoe". Like buzzing. Like a bumble bee!
I crapped my pants when I found out the person was saying "Mustard"!

These schools need to be ashamed of themselves. This crap is not "ebonics", this is mental dysfunction! This sort of grammatically incorrect garbage and baby talk is not "genetic". 

This filth is being taught to these poor children and this mess is "normal" to them. For now!

 Forget these two guys corny, most likely completely fake conflict. I'm far more concerned with the fact that they speak like they're somewhat illiterate!

And this is what you black women are attracted to?

This is why I'm marrying a Japanese woman!

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Sunday, August 31, 2014

Big Brother 16 | BB16 - Victoria's family want an apology from Frankie James and Ariana Grande for RAPE "jokes"!

Big Brother 16 | BB16 - Victoria's family want an apology from Frankie James and Ariana Grande for RAPE "jokes"!




(Source)
http://www.tmz.com/2014/08/31/frankie-grande-big-brother-victoria-rape-joke/

TMZ posted an article along with a video, showing Big Brother 16 house guest, Frankie James Grande cracking jokes with other house guests about forcible penetrating their cast mate Victoria Rafaeli.


Here is what Frankie Grande had to say about Victoria, in his own words. "I think you both should double team her. I think you both should take all of her virginity's in one night."

Lizabeth Rafaeli,, Victoria's mother, considers Frankie's disgusting comments to be a rape joke, and she believes her daughter to be a target for rape since the producers did not intervene and stop it! Furthermore, she wants an apology from Frankie's parents and Ariana Grande herself!
And finally, she doesn't think that Frankie would be laughing if such a tasteless thing was being said about Ariana!

The only funny thing about the video is when Caleb Reynolds says that it is a little bit inappropriate.
And it's ironic he'd say that because Amber Borotza has to watch her back and her holes because of him!

To make things even more interesting. If you remember, last year, during Big Brother 15, Amanda Joy Zuckerman, "joked" about raping fellow cast mate, Jessie Kowalski!

I haven't seen so many people find rape to be so funny in my life!
They can't all be joking!

All I know is that in America, it is considered to be funny, and down right customary to crack jokes when a straight man goes to jail. The idea of turning a straight man gay, with the usage of force
is considered to not only be a right of passage for homosexuals in America. It is encouraged and laughed about by the majority of the population!

Besides, Frankie like most gay men, has Affluenza! And society will let him get away with it.
Being gay comes with the privilege of doing just about anything that you want and not getting called out for it! They are a protected group! Just like the military! These two evil groups RAPE whoever they want and get away with it over and over again!

Pure evil!

Let me know what you think about this gay on straight Hate Crime below. And be sure to subscribe to the MEET Magazine YouTube channel for more!




Saturday, August 2, 2014

Trinidad James dropped from Def Jam Records! Twitter message says he's a free agent and giving away bad rap music!

Trinidad James dropped from Def Jam Records! Twitter message says he's a free agent and giving away bad rap music!






Trinidad James was a really wack rapper that got signed by Def Jam records in 2012, for a reported $2 Million! He wasn't talented at all, he wasn't particularly smart, nor handsome, or charismatic, and his music sounded like demons crying and repenting to God from the pits of hell! But the hidden hand, behind the scenes, wanted to continue their hell bent plan on destroying the Music Industry and blaming it on the "piracy" of music. As opposed to really bad albums and singles being purposely made!

Anyway! Here's what Trinidad James AKA the worlds wackest rapper tweeted out today, August 2, 2014! “I should tell yall. I got dropped by the Label. My Album is now free. If u hear ur beat or verse on it. I hope u want dap cuz i got no money.”

WOW! He's really gone? Yes! Their is a God!

No, but seriously! Notice anything? He said that he is giving the album away for free! If their were any real hit records on there, he wouldn't do that. And as matter of fact, the record label would have probably never dropped him in the first place!

Just remember, this is the same clown whose debut album was such a failure that it sold an estimated, 11,000 copies in it's first week! But then again, that's typical for a Southern Rap artist. Because they suck! All I know is that giving away his music to people for free may lead to lawsuits!

Also, Chief Keef got dropped from his label, and Bobby Shmurda is going to get dropped at some point too. Because people have been tired of non lyrical rap music since 2007, when Soulja  Boy Tell Em popped up on the scene. And these labels got the dumb idea that anyone who was even remotely liked on the internet was the, "next big thing". Boy oh boy are these labels clueless! The need to hire me!

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Saturday, June 21, 2014

Blue Ivy's hair looks like ODB (Ol Dirty Bastard) from Wu Tang Clan! Says Syleena Johnson of R&B Divas Atlanta!

Blue Ivy's hair looks like ODB (Old Dirty Bastard) from Wu Tang Clan! Says Syleena Johnson of R&B Divas Atlanta!









R&B never been, yeah, not has been, but never been, Syleena Johnson, star of R&B Diva's Atlanta, did an interview with Radio station, V-103 recently. And when the subject of Jay Z and Beyonce's child, "Blu Ivy" and her hair became the topic of discussion, Syleena Johnson in the mouth threw major shade the 2 year old!





(Here's a link to the video. Her comments appear at about the 5:09 mark!)
http://cbsratl.cbsradio.com/global/video/popup/pop_playerLaunch.asp?vt1=v&clipFormat=flv&clipId1=10251790&at1=Radio 01&h1=The Ryan Report Featuring Tamar Braxton, Keke Wyatt & Syleena Johnson&flvUri=&partnerclipid=

Here's what the Wiggasaurus had to say!
"She's giving me ODB on this! This is bogus! This bogus!"




Well, I wonder if she thinks that Beyonce and Jay-z should purchase a clearance priced hair hat from the Bargain bins that Ms. Johnson's CD's are sold! I hope that someday she will spend her time in the gym, working off all of that obesity as opposed to dishing out insults to a 2 year old baby! Come to think of it,  you're giving me ODB too Syleena! Overweight Dumb Bitch!


American black women have a history of saying vile and disgusting things about other peoples appearance. it doesn't matter if they are grossly over weight, ugly themselves or even if they are a scab headed, hair helmet wearing, super heroine of weave, and are seen in public with their Mr'.s Potato Headed plastic caps stuck to their spud looking heads!

They will flip their fake hair and run their mouth like no tomorrow. So the fact that this nobody shaded the Princess of Hip Hop like so, just doesn't surprise me one bit!

And for the record, at least Blu Ivy has hair!

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Blu Ivy hair petition, thanks to racist, self hating black woman! Now Jasmin Toliver aka Jasmine Nubia claims it was a sick joke!

Blu Ivy hair petition, thanks to racist, self hating black woman! Now Jasmin Toliver aka Jasmine Nubia claims it was a sick joke!









So, you see the daughter of Beyonce and Jay Z, 2 year old, little miss, Blue Ivy, walking around with her hair out. Flowing in the wind, and she minding her own business, and you say to yourself, "Hmm, I don't like her hair! I think her mother needs to do more with it!" What's a girl to do?

If you're anything like Jasmin Toliver AKA Jasmine Nubia on Facebook. You put together a petition to protest the 2 year old's hair! And the crazy thing about it is, over 5,000 people have signed so far!
Let's take a look at what the petition titled "Comb her hair" says. Jasmin wrote,

"As a woman who understands the importance of hair care. It's disturbing to watch a child suffering from the lack of hair moisture. The parents of Blue Ivy. Sean Carter A.K.A Jay-Z and Beyoncé has failed at numerous attempts of doing Blue Ivy Hair. This matter has escalated to the child developing matted dreads and lint balls. Please let's get the word out to properly care for Blue Ivy hair"






https://www.change.org/petitions/blue-ivy-comb-her-hair


So, 5,000 people may have signed that mess. However, a lot of people were pissed! So pissed that news articles were written about it by major news outlets. And after the pressure came down upon Jasmine's head, she responded by claiming that it was all a sick, "joke". Here's what Jasmine said on Facebook, in her own words.






"I'm just so over with society! Obviously the petition was a joke! It just goes to show you how dumb people really are to believe I would really deep down in my heart start a petition to comb her hair and be DEAD SERIOUS! Your suppose to laugh at stuff like that. Shake your head and keep strolling. A discussion with 4 friends and a joke when I said "I'm going to start a petition to get this baby hair combed" turned global!!! I guess petition sounds important like its judicial. Something that has to be notarized.. Like the courts or police officers has to be involved.! Like its a subpoena! Like if it does get a billion signatures a change will ACTUALLY HAPPEN!!!!! Lol yo it just goes to show people will fall for anything! Especially a petition as stupid as that! Really "COMB HER HAIR" lmao this was genius! I mean I knew I needed to be on somebody television one day because I come up with some crazy topics and jokes but DAMN. My petition has put the damn world at a stand still. Yes the baby needs her hair done I'll stick by that.! Tuh! But the petition is obviously a joke and thanks to everyone who had common sense to realize it. Doesn't mean anything but a laugh among friends and family member when I pointed out that it was a mess. But again I'm done with society it's so easy to get blood sucked into it and brainwashed. I'm going to CONTINUE TO BE ME! NOTHING WILL CHANGE. My thick skin got me through this hilarious experience! I was raised in a no nonsense household and tell it how it is. That's exactly what I did.! Thank god for alllll of my friends and family members on FB on and off to agree with me and seen the humor in it. I made it baby!!! Google me b*tches! Lmao!"


https://www.facebook.com/jasmine.toliver.5?fref=ts

Here's my take on it all! If this broad is, "done with society", does that mean that she is going to commit suicide? Or is she going to become a hermit? Because, if she did, then she wouldn't have to hear people calling her a big dummy anymore! I highly doubt either will happen. So, I guess her words really don't mean much.

If that was supposed to be an apology, she should have saved her time and typed nothing at all!

But forget all of that! Possibly the most disturbing things from this attention whore, is when she said, "I made it"! And, "Google me"!

Does this chick really think that she is a, "celebrity" of some sorts now? If you were a celebrity Jasmine, you would have received a lot more than 5,000 signatures. All of that press, and people still didn't sign up in record numbers? The total of signers in comparison to how much press that you received actually makes you look bad! You may make yourself look bad, but your unsuccessful campaign makes you look even worse!

And as for the Google comment, when I put your name in a search engine, a bunch of people from different places came up. So, "Googling" you, is not very easy to do! Because you're not famous! At all! Your petition is popular at the moment, but you're just a thick skinned and thick headed nobody. Just like your were yesterday, and the day before that! NOBODY!

But enough about Jasmine the has been. I wanna say a few things about nasty black women that do things like this in general!

Nothing is more dangerous to so called "Black" people than the self hating Black woman. This sell out will put chemicals on top of her head, that will eat through her brain, just to make her hair straight and dead! Their number one goal in life is to get Caucasian people to like them, or at least pretend to like them. They love a pat on the head and a scratch behind the ears. And they always have something negative to say about how someone else looks!


Remember when these energy vampires that we call black women, berated and abused then, 16 year old Olympic Gold Medalist Gabrielle Douglas about her ponytail? This young woman showed and proved her superior gymnastic abilities and the only thing that black women including Oprah cared to speak about was her daddy not being there, and her hair style! Forget her triumphant achievement. Forget her glowing moment where she was dubbed, knighted as the best on planet Earth that year in a very competitive career field and sport!






Not since Dominique Dawes in the 90's






 has America seen a young brown face in female gymnastics dominate the competition and bring home the Gold like that! And they stole her moment from her! They snatched Gabby Douglas's wig off! (Wig snatching is a slang term. it means that a person was humiliated and left in a vulnerable state for others to ridicule and abuse)

These hefty heifers wanted to discuss her appearance because it wasn't up to snuff with their alleged standards! And this is why I'm marrying a Japanese woman!






These scab heads have nothing else better to do than judge and berate a 2 year old over her hair!
You hateful black women need to be sent to hell so that the devil himself  Don Imus can tie your hair in knots, then rake through your tangled hair with a a fork while calling you   "Nappy Headed hoes!" for ETERNITY!




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Friday, February 14, 2014

Drake and Josh star - Drake Bell is Bankrupt! Bankruptcy REACTION!

Drake and Josh star - Drake Bell is Bankrupt! Bankruptcy REACTION!

 

 




So, according to reports online. Drake Bell of Drake and Josh on the Disney channel is a complete idiot!

The former TV. show star turned jack ass is allgedly $581,000 in debt! And currently makes $2,820 a month despite having almost $19,000 in monthly expenses.

He lives in a $1.5 million dollar home, which is not even paid for. And his income in 2012 was about $400,000 but dropped to around $14,000 in 2013!

Can you say, "fucking idiot"?

Damn Drake! In High school you were the man Drake. What the fuck happened to you?

I think Drake is an idiot personally. But hey, at least he is breaking stereotypes. As you can see, they really aren't all good with money. =o) Let me know what you think below and subscribe to my YouTube channel!

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Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Woodgrain Monty - YouTube "Comedian" steals Brother Polight's idea! And Tommy Sotomayor may be his biggest fan!

Woodgrain Monty - YouTube "Comedian" steals Brother Polight's idea! And Tommy Sotomayor may be his biggest fan!

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4XjpoPFssQ

 

The last time I spoke about YouTube clowns, Woodgrain Monty and Tommy Sotomayor. I was discussing Woodgrain Monty, a self professed member of the ILLUMINATI, buying his subscribers. Make sure you see that video!


 



And then, I posted a video about Tommy Sotomayor and how his website is giving people Virus's! Make sure you see that one as well!