(Originally aired on Blog Talk Radio on Saturday, June 29, 2014 at 6PM)
Listen to the latest installment in the MEET Magazine Interviews Radio Show series. On this episode I speak with Tiffany Winter about her time on the hit Reality TV. series, Black Ink Crew, which airs on VH1 on Mondays at 9 pm!
Learn all about Tiffany and her modeling career, her time as a Music video actress/model, her talents as a film producer and director.
Her creative hobbies such as paintings abstract art work. Her vibrant and intriguing tattoos, including the Cherry Blossoms, cover up tattoo on her lower back, which was done by her brother Ceaser Emmanuel. The new tattoo of a Kunoichi, or female ninja, she has on her calf. Which was done by Tattoo Greg from Salisbury Maryland. And her box of french fries tattoo on her arm.
We also discuss her childhood where she learned to play the flute, studied dance, and went to school for acting.
But the fun doesn't stop there! We also talk about her first magazine cover with IDymez Magazine. How Marc Jacobs is her favorite clothing line. Her experience working with Taya Simmons. Her great working relationship with R&B singer Teedra Moses.
The importance of having a strong, dedicated, talented team to work with in the business of Entertainment. How she uses social media to promote her business and connect with fans, and even hire employees.
And, her thoughts on branding. Including the name of her brand, and it's ultimate purpose!
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It's confirmed! I will be interviewing Tiffany Winter on my Blog Talk Radio show! MEET Magazine Interviews. The date for the interview is Friday June 27, 2014 at 6PM Eastern Standard Time!
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Black Ink Crew Season 3 NEWS! | VH1 show back! Review videos coming!
Black Stink, the Soap Opera, without the soap will be returning for it's third season on VH1!
The Reality TV. show about a tattoo shop full of mischievous yet entertaining people will be back on Monday, March 31, of 2014 at 9:30PM Eastern Standard Time!
Just in time for Spring! And unfortunately for our noses sakes, 'm not talking Irish Spring!
And speaking of human waste! Allegedly, O' Shit is gonna be getting engaged! You know, to old piss!
EWW!
You wont wanna miss all of the big chapped and ashy lip, senseless drama and stupidity.
And beautiful body art! From a black owned and operated business in Harlem! Yes! Right in the Harem that is Harlem!
I for one am not a fan of tattoos per say. However, I do recognize and realize the artistry that goes into them.
And if you're wondering, yes I will be reviewing the show this season. Just like I did last season! Well, I did five episodes or so last season. This time, I plan to do the whole thing!
Speaking of my reviews. One of the cast members saw one of my reviews and left me a very sweet message on my blog!
So one morning I was checking my emails, and it said that I had a message posted to my blog on the 2nd season of black ink crew, episode 10 review. And when I saw her name, I said, "no way!"
On March 11, 2014 AT 9:08 AM She wrote.
"Thank you hunny=) your awesome. Great review.
Tiff xoxo"
And to tell you the truth. I smiled so big, I broke my face! I said to my self. Not only did Tiffany Winter see one of my videos. She took the time out to leave the sweetest message ever!
Do you see why she's the best?
I can't wait for the show to come back so I can see her pretty face and tell her fans once again how wonderful she is. =o)
So make sure to stay tuned for my reviews. And all of the wonderful compliments that the curvaceous, beautiful and talented Super Model, Tiffany "Sweety Pie" Winter will be receiving.
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Black Ink Crew | Season 2 | Episode 10 | You Got Some Stupid Ears | Review | Recap | Opinion
Time for the Black Stink, I mean Black Ink Crew review, recap and opinion. It's episode 10 already! And this one is titled, "You Got Some Stupid Ears". Let's get into it!
The episode starts out with Ted and Tiffany in the shop. Then Dutchess and Ceaser walk in looking pitiful. Dutchess is letting out her inner animal today. Her animal print dress shows that she's a Cheetah! Get it? Cheetah, cheater. Because starving Marvin was eating it up right? Yeah so, anyway! O'Shit and Walt show arrive at the show next.
Dutchess says that she doesn't care about the other people going to Puma's bachelor party and that she doesn't care about them coming back either. So, she doesn't care if they live or die. I guess that 's what that means. Anyway, Ceaser states that the strip club that they went to in the last episode must have been the worst one that he has ever frequented.
Dutchess says that she doesn't understand what Ceaser was thinking. Being at Puma's bachelor party is crack head city! And top models don't strip for crack heads!
But forget all of that! The infallible, super model Tiffany Winter, who just happens to be half Jamaican, and half Polish asks whether Ceaser and Dutchess will be attending Puma's wedding in Jamaica. Ceaser says, "Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah!" Dutchess replies by saying, if cone head, I mean Ceaser is going, then yeah, she's going too! Puma better have the dog house ready for Dutchess!
In the next scene Dutchess gets a visit from Beverly! The Latina that she drew the Phoenix rising from a Lotus flower on. After some healing it is finally time to color it in! I can't help but to notice that Beverly looks like one of those Mob Wives! She has that whole, "Crime Family" look to her! Don't shoot Beverley! Just saying!
Anyway! Beverly states that her Karma tattoo that Dutchess drew on her is the one that people love the most! And she says that she believes in Karma. Dutchess says that she doesn't believe in Karma. But she does believe in the Golden Rule. Aka, Luke 6:31 "do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
Which means that Ceaser is gonna cheat on her with his ex right? *clears throat*
Anyway, this pretty bird gets some color on that pretty bird carved into her leg! And it looks fantastic! That Phoenix looks like Toucan Sam! It's a pretty rainbow Phoenix! Rising from flames. And you thought that Dutchess was good for nothing? Ha ha!
In the next scene, Puma meets up with Quani at Sylvia's restaurant. The couple are talking about Puma's Bachelor party. Come to find out, they go to strip clubs together so, the debauchery is something that she personally enjoys! But forget all of that! Quani is an interesting name, and all, but I may start calling her coiny. Because her gap looks like a coin slot! She looks like if I slipped a quarter in her mouth and turned her ear, candy would pop out! Just don't ask which end! And don't eat the Snickers! It's not made of chocolate!
Puma lets Quani know that he is contemplating inviting Ceaser to their wedding in Jamacia. Quani is okay with Ceaser coming and not okay with Dutchess being there.
You see, Dutchess questioned whether or not Puma was the father of Quani's child.
And she went so far as to flat out call her a floozie! A trollop! A loose in the caboose, goose. Or as you Urban Contemporaries would word it, a "Hoe"!
I couldn't help but to notice something in this scene. Quani's engagement ring! Puma must of gotten it from Arkansas. Because that's a little rock! Now, that's a struggle ring if I've ever seen one! I am not sure of which 25 cent machine Puma got it from but damn! If he told her that he got a ring, that was an "invisible set". Yeah, that stone is almost invisible! And it's not a diamond! It appears to be a sapphire. When I get some free time, I'll put a magnifying glass to the screen and figure it out! The last time I saw something that small, blue and pitiful, I was looking at Eazy E! Rings like this is why they say, "it's the thought that counts!"
In the next scene, we're with the God of mistakes, mess ups and the inventor of internet memes! O'Shit finds out that the cops illegally searching the vehicle that he was in, may lead to him getting out of the charges that he currently faces!
And I'm left thinking, that this is like attracting like in it's purest form! This idiots folly has potentially brought him good fortune for once! He should make sure to not ruin it! You know, like don't walk under ladders, don't let black cats cross your path, and get a vasectomy! Anyway, he does a very early celebration dance that looked like crackheads on ice!
But the celebration doesn't stop there. He gets even more good news. Coley, aka O'Shits first babies mom, or the White one. And their daughter Lula, are in town to pay him a visit. He informs Lulu that they are going to the zoo today! She'll be somewhat disappointed when she finds out that the zoo is his job! Yup! Black Ink is a zoo! A bunch of animals and Lion Tamer Tiffany Winter!
Mmm! Love me some Tiffany!
So, he brings his main family to the shop.
Lulu wants Ceaser to dress up like a clown so that she can laugh at him! Gotta love kids! She doesn't realize that Ceaser was born a clown! Anyway, he lets her draw on his face with a permanent marker instead! He should have let her draw some chapstick on his big lips! Or some hair on his head! Oh well, maybe next time!
Now it's time to catch up with Puma, as he pays a visit to a barber shop named Bronx Block. His barber, Sugar *snaps* will be weed whacking that palm tree on his head! Ceaser was next door getting his hair did. The car wash next door buffed his skull extra shiny for this occasion! The funny thing about it is, Ceaser says that it's raining cats and dogs, yet neither one of them have water on them. And as a fan of the show, we all know damn well that the Black Stink cast hasn't seen water since Jesus saw earth!
Puma lets Ceaser know that he can come to the wedding but Dutchess can't! Because if she shows up, Quani is gonna have the same expression on her face the Puma had, the year that Ceaser gave him a comb for Christmas! This news of course, royally pissed off Ceaser! If he had hair, he would have pulled it out! I kid you not, Ceaser jumped up out of his seat, quicker than Sassy sitting on bed of Dicks! And ran out of that door faster than Dutchess facing a lie detector test!
Without the SideShow Bob hair do, Puma come to find out has huge ears! Oh well, at least you look like a distinguished crackhead now!
Back at the shop Tiffany hands Walt a letter with his fathers name on it.
He really needs closure in his missing father situation. I don't understand why he didn't just put his face on a milk carton! Anyway! After a couple of bogus calls, the search has just begun! But he knows that he will eventually find him! Because his name is Ronald Miller, not Waldo!
I noticed something interesting going on here. In the episode where Dutchess was flirting with Marvin. She was wearing a black shirt with a floral print. In the earlier scene with Puma and Quani, Quani had on a similar print dress and now. Tiffany has on a black shirt with floral print! Hmm! Ain't that something? Might be a trend going on in New York!
Back at the bail bondsman office.
The bail bondsman find out that the District Attorney put in a plea for O'Shit to receive 3 years in prison! O'Shit took a, himself in his pants when he heard this information!
Here he is thinking that he got a get out of jail free card, then he get's this news!
The bail bondsmen let him know that they think that he will be in jail for 3 years. And they hand him a gift pack! Soap, a tooth brush, some potato chips, and a cigarette! No Vaseline for his ass! No ball gag to keep the squealing down.
The Bail Bondsman found out their information by doing a quick internet search with O'Shit's real name. Richard Duncan, and his birth date 1984. I find his name to be very ironic. Dick Duncan! He was set since birth, with a cursed name! His mother should have named him couch bed, so he would pull out for once!
I know, cheesy but effective!
Back at the shop. A client comes in and she wants a tiger tattoo! Grrr! O'Shit left the drawing in a cab. Luckily for him, he emailed her the drawing. So he can go right into the computer and retrieve it! Which makes me wonder why they don't have all of their art work cataloged in a hard drive? I just don't get it!
Anyway, He feels that the client is being a bit overbearing, she has about 90 minutes to get this done. So he has to use his time wisely, and here he is retracing the design.
So, she's just gonna have to wait a minute! As usual, I was a bit disturbed by Mr. Duncan's behavior! You see, O'Shit is a bit sadistic and abusive when it comes to women. Just like when he was tattooing Kathy! When O'Shit isn't giving women labor pains, he is giving them tattooing pains! He stuck that tattoo needle in that woman with reckless abandon! After the torture session, the tiger looked nice! She will have to come back to get it colored in on another episode!
In the next scene, O'Shit meets up with Coley at Chocolat Restaurant and Lounge!
Apparently the daughter that they had together was a difficult pregnancy and Coley was very sick. Well Coley, having Shit in you, will make you sick to your stomach! Anyway, Lulu was born prematurely! Probably do to the stress of Coley worrying about Mr. Duncan!
Coley's father went to jail when she was young and her relationship with him ended on that note. And with that said. I am left with a very personal question about Coley. If she sees this! I so hope that she doesn't get offended! And the million dollar question is. Why does Coley look like an Avatar? I swear, the first time I saw her I said, "this chick probably talks like a dolphin!" You're not bad looking at all. And you seem to have a great attitude. I'm just saying Coley. You look like a Fairy!
She has that whole New Age, "I believe in past lives" look to her. She must be a Buddhist or an avid pot head! Same thing! In any event, this woman has that psychotic S.A.N.D. look to her! You know S A N D? Stab A Ninja Dead!
My advice is this. O'Shit better watch his ass! I never thought I would ever say that! I just said that Shit better watch his ass!
Anyway! Now we're at Cozy's, which is some sort of Kid wonderland! Lulu get her hair done, and they put a tiny little tiara on her head. So now she's princess Lulu! Aww! She even gets a glitter tattoo of Unicorn on her hand. She should have gotten a "daddy issues" tramp stamp! We all know that she is going to be a tragic mulatto, so lets enjoy her smiles now! One of these days we'll see her on cops in a high speed chase holding a bloody knife. (Just kidding <- - - - Had to say that for legal reasons.)
Anyway, Despite a very weak attempt at telling Lulu about his potential visit to prison.
He just couldn't do it! So, it looks like Coley will have to explain this mess to Lulu. She seems to be a pretty bright girl so, I am sure that it will go a lot better than what either parent expects! And I am sure that Lulu just sees it as being a vacation away from her slow father.
Back at the shop. Tiffany is watching over the business like the worshipful Empress that she is! In the meanwhile Walter receives a blank envelop, from a flirtatious delivery man! Watch it buddy! I don't care what kind of benifits your job has. No smiling, winking or long looks at my Tiff Tiff! Thanks in advance guys!
Anyway, thankfully Tiffany was there to console Walter! Because he finds out that his father is in fact diseased! Walter walks out of the shop about to go get him some alcohol because the news made his body go numb! Either that, or his last drink has him numb already!
Tiffany lets him know that he needs to talk about it. But, Walter is better with liquor and listening than he with words so. He goes outside and calls the mother of his child. So that he can listen to some worthless commentary from her. As if she will have words of wisdom or something for him. I'd think that calling a woman that you owe around 50 thousand dollars to would cause more stress. Unless he thinks that crying to her will make her have sympathy on his bank account!
Anyway, come to find out, his father didn't even receive the news that his mother passed on as well. So, now both of his parents are gone. And neither of them knew that the other died! Remember Walt when you think that you have problems! Just saying!
For the record, I was going to leave this out of my review but. When Walter was on the phone with the mother of his child. Tiffany was hugging him, and he put his arm up to her and pushed her away. I damn there kicked a hole in my screen! How could anybody, especially during a trying time like this, get a hug from an angel, and push his blessing away? That was a Tiffany Winter hug! When she walks in the room, I feel like Christmas is inside my pants. So, eat a candy caned dick Walter! Don't do that again! You need to bow down in her presents as the world should! All hail the queen!
Anyway, Walt says that he feels as if he finally has closure now and he wants for his kids to have a more positive story. He wants them to know that he is there for them 100%! Yada Yada Yada.
As I said before, it's hard to feel sorrow for villains. Just saying!
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Black Ink Crew | Season 2 | Episode 9 | Have Several Seats | Review | Recap | Opinion
(FOR THE RECORD! I will be re editing this! I am only mildly retarded! I have enough typo's in this stupid posting to be considered to be mentally challenged! I will edit later! SORRY IN ADVANCE!)
Technical difficulties delayed this review. But, better late than never!
Here is the @meetmagazine recap, review and opinion for the Black Stink, the Soap Opera without the soap! I mean Black Ink Crew, Season 2 Episode 9, titled "Have Several Seats!"
After the picnic, Tye brings Dutchess to Black Ink to get eaten by Ceaser the monster.
Ceaser is tired of being lied to by Dutchess. And Dutchess is being extremely defensive, instead of just telling the truth. She is lying dodging questions and I feel blessed to be single!
Ceaser asked Dutchess whether or not she is still in contact with Marvin. And Dutchess replies by saying, "I have no reason to talk to him". Now, I don't know how well Ceaser understands woman. But that was not a confirmation, nor was it a denial!
He asked whether or not they are talking. And she replies by saying that she has no reason to talk to him? She didn't say yes or no. So in the future if the guy pops back up and she gets caught white, cum covered handed! She can say, "well, I didn't say I wasn't walking to him. I said, that I had no reason to talk to him!"Yeah, not so slick!
Now outside, Ceaser is telling Tye about his conversation with Dutchess. And Tye lets him know that he needs to think about it like this. You should know whether or not she is cheating you, because he should know her very well. And he lets Ceaser know that he is either gonna break up with her or not!
I don't know about that one Tye. People live double lives so, it's possible for Ceaser to not have any idea of what is going on at all! All that I know is, I love Tye! He reminds me so much of 50 Cents left hand man, Tony Yayo. Tye is so hood, that whenever he pops up. I can smell the menthol cigarettes and cheap liquor in a brown paper bag through my screen! Tye is real to the 10th power!
In the next scene, we are at a mansion in Atlantic City. With Puma, Sassy, Walter Suspect Ted, some unnamed fool in a hat and some bald headed woman! And these hood rats as expected, are ecstatic! Sassy the Grimelin's mouth, must move faster, and tear shit up quicker than Paul Walker's car! Because she was able to score Puma this six bedroom palace for them to stay in and party in, for Puma's filthy bachelor party.
Puma is so excited that he almost killed himself! He turned on the Bidet and it nearly squirted him in his face! And we all know that these people are scared of water! My favorite part of these party animals checking out the house is when Puma lays down in the Jacuzzi! I thought the only time we'd see Puma in a bath tub is during an earth quake! He proved me wrong!
After a quick toast, Ted checks his text messages and sees that Ceaser is having a crisis! He lets Puma know that Ceaser is having some issues with Dutchess and that he needs to get away! So he kindly asks Puma if it's cool to Invite Ceaser to a little time away! Puma being the cool guy that he is says yes. But forget all of that! In this scene, Puma looks the King of the Crack heads! His lips are so black and ashy, they look like chalk board erasers. Seriously Puma! How can you walk around looking like one of those, "Got Milk?" commercials?
Anyway, Ceaser shows up! With his red pocket book on! *snaps!* And before he can get inside of the mansion, Ted pulls him to the side. Ted lets Ceaser know that him and Puma need to speak because they aren't kids anymore. And as adults, they need to get over their silly differences!
And during this part of the scene, I cannot help to notice something about Ted. He needs to change his name to bed. Because he has a big ass back! He looks like he shops at, Bed Back and Beyond! His back is so big, they'd have to crucify him on bridge! Ted back is so big, if he was a super hero, he'd have to use a theater curtain as a cape!
Anyway, Sassy wants for the Puma and Ceaser to hug and kiss and make up! Which is funny because, Sassy is quite friendly with the females. Just ask Avi Berry! @avi_berry
So I guess she is trying to make everyone join the club now! Like I always say, gays don't reproduce, they recruit.
While the crew is in the house, Ceaser is acting weird as hell! He doesn't want come down the stairs and be with his friends. And this is making the get together awkward. The truth is that Ceaseer has all of that head and all of that lip! And a trip down the stairs would turn to a trip to the ER! So he's just taking his sweet pink pocket book wearing time!
Well, either his issue really is the weight of his head and lips, or maybe he just farted? And was waiting for his shorts to air out good! I don't know!
In any even, we got a beautiful shot of puma's mouth! His mouth is playing the last tooth standing! Apparently, the tooth fairy robbed pumas mouth in his sleep, and made out big time! She took everything and the kitchen sink! I'm sure that she is retired now! She took his whole life savings! I still can't figure out how people with no teeth eat!
Anyway, back at the shop, Dutchess is drawing penises, and Tye comes by to talk to her. He has on all brown like the UPS man. But he isn't delivering boxes! When Tye gives you the box, he just popped you! BANG BANG! Trust me, Tye is straight street! Tye isn't even his real name! That's his alias! Tye is street code for, tie you up! Tye will kidnap you and tie your ass to some train tracks! I can tell!
Don't hurt me Tye! I was just saying!
The gist of this awkward scene is, Tye is letting Dutchess know that she ran Ceaser away. And that what she did was disloyal so, cut it out! Or Tye will cut her tongue out!
Now were back at the mansion. And come to find out, this mansion was used back in the 70's to shoot adult films in. And seeing that their is a bird shit stain on the window, these idiots are fantasizing about it being a streak of semen!
The inappropriate, disgusting and unnecessary behavior doesn't stop at the windows though! Ceaser and Puma are so drunk that they are hugging and about to kiss! So Sassy's fantasy just may come true. Ceaser riding a Puma! The Cock-a-dile Hunter!
Anyway, now these dorks are toasting alcohol again! And forget the drinks! Puma needs 3 shots of lotion for his elbows! Ted is so ashy, he looks like he ran through a wall like the Kool Aid man! (OH YEAH!) And puma's elbows are dryer than a nursing bra! Not to mention his lips being so white, he looks like he kissed paint! For real! Puma's lips are like Tiger Woods girlfriends. When you see em, they're always white!
What makes it worst is that Puma wants to get so drunk that he pukes in his own hair. So now we may know why he got a hair cut in an upcoming episode! But things get way worse that vomit in sideshow Bob's hair! The conversation goes into the fact that when Ceaser drinks, his inner bald headed drag queen comes out. And he starts doing his gay mating dance! Their impression of Ceasers dancing was absolutely terrible! I've seen one legged babies dance better than that!
Anyway, now it's time for Ashley and Sky to show up! And they are both horny and dressed scantly clad. My type of jumps offs! So, they are all up on Ted, like one of his tight ass shirts! And when Sky jumps on Ted's fat back. And all I can think is,"man, this chick has an odd shape!"
I tried to figure out how to describe it. She is like, many shapes in one. Like a Tri-cal-square! A triangle, a circle and a square! Come to think of it, she is shaped like the sky! She has a cloud shaped ass and some half moon shaped titties! (Excuse me while I throw up!) I don't understand why a model would have more roles than a Tyler Perry movie. The side of her stomach looks like an accordion! Step your game up Mr. Bionic back!
Ted is so suspect that he doesn't know who to choose. Sky or Ashley! Well, Sky is physically violent, she got drunk and then fought with people 6 or 7 times in the same night. And her body is shaped like a broken hour glass! Ashley on the other hand has an hour glass figure, while Sky has is shaped like a watch! Her head and legs look like the strap on the bottom and the middle is round! Seriously, she has a cute face, with a tennis racket body.
Ashley on the other hand is a dime piece. She has a cute face with perfect boobs, a slim waist and a round booty! Not to mention pretty hair, her sweet voice! And eyes that you can fall asleep while looking into! This piece of eye candy might give you diabetes! That pink dress that Ashley has on made my dick so hard, it nearly snapped! The long way!
Anyway, these two girls are going gaga over Ted. And Ceaser is hating, hardcore! Her's all poking his lips out, like a gay man at a water fountain! I mean with duck lips and a brown egg for a head. Why bring unwarranted attention to your flaws?
Anyway! Ted sent his bitches outside like dogs! And Ashley overheard them calling her KB2 or Krazy Bitch 2, with the first Krazy Bitch spot being reserved for Alexandra Estevez. Who I adore. So, all I'm gonna say is. Please leave Alexandra alone! She deserves the utmost respect, at all times, and from everyone! Just like Tiffany, she is special and off limits. Anymore insults towards either one of these gifts to the earth, will result in a tongue lashing so rough, that even Sassy would close her legs once it begins!
You've been warned!
Now we are back at the shop with Dutchess. And she is tattooing skinny Timbaland! I mean, some fashion designer guy named Shareef! Dutchess is doing a tattoo of a geisha on his back! (How you doin) Anyway, the tattoo came out fantastic! And Shareef loves it! *snaps* Yaaaasss!
Now, we are back at the bachelor getaway. And come to find out Sky and myself are compatible.She wants to be in a polyamorous relationship. You know, like me and Tiffany Winter and Alexanda Estevez! It just makes sense! Oh well, I can fantasize all that I want!
All that I know is, if I was Ted. I would have had Sky and Ashely, synchronized already. Sister Wives on deck! And they would be happy! But that's just me. Ted has a game but, he fails to realize. That women are a business, and you gotta know how to manage your business.
Ceaser pulls Puma to the side to let him know that he deep down inside loves him like a fat kid loves cake! Like Sassy loves sitting on the washing machine during the spin cycle. Like Ted loves the baby section of the T-shirt store! Yeah!
Okay, now we are at the shop! And finally my boo Tiffany shows up! She has to wake up O'Shit from the couch, because he needs to tattoo Kathy, the mother of one of his school of children! The tattoo is a ship being led by a heart, with a knife stuck in it. On the top it says, "the love boat". The ship is in a bunch of rocky, stormy blood water!
O'Shit says that he is excited because, he gets to hurt her the way that she hurt him.
And, I don't know what the hell is talking about. We get no details about how she hurt him!
Anyway, Kathy shows up. And I am left feeling extremely confused. O'Shit feels that he is the victim in the gun in the car situation. And he appears to have no regrets about getting yet another woman pregnant. And he doesn't seem to care at all about Kathy or her feelings. It's as if he has some sort of disdain for women. Some sort of weird vendetta against them. I wouldn't be surprised if he will pop up with a domestic violence case or some other sort of violent situation. His eyes look soulless in this scene. He had that same look on his face that George Zimmerman has! You know, that whole, I don't have to tell you that I don't give a fuck, the expression on my face says it for me sort of look.
Between O'shit's odd treatment of Kathy and the disdain that he has for her. I think that she may have cheated on him because, something is not being said. Something is missing from this story! It just doesn't make any sense! How did she hurt him? They should of have explained this in the bonus footage on the VH1 website! Oh well! It will remain a mystery for now I guess! All that I know is, after seeing this scene. Alexandra's allegations of him slipping something her drink sound very possible. Just saying!
Anyway, Kathy feels that she was at fault for letting what transpired between them happen to her. She is growing as a person by accepting her responsibility for being with a no good guy, off and on for the past 10 years.
So, he begins tattooing her back, and I am not sure of whether or not it was the red ink or blood, but theirs red stuff all on her back! The editing job on this scene makes it look as if you are watching a scary movie! And Kathy is screaming like she's being fucked by rose bush!
Now were Back at the Bachelor party.
Ceaser had the nerve to make fun of the dancers, when his own cockroach in dreadlocks has danced on stage too! He is making fun of their alleged body odors, their intelligence and even their occupation. At first, I was offended by what he said about these girls until I realized something.
He is with Dutchess! And no man, and I mean no man in this world who would be in a relationship with Dutchess is 100% straight! I'd question a man's sexuality just for being very attracted to her. I can see a guy being mildly attracted to her appearance. She isn't ugly, and she has a fat ass! So yeah, I get it! If you'd smash and dash, I get that too! However, calling yourself in love with her, being in a relationship with her etc. screams of desperation and or poor taste in women!
With that said. Ceasers leaves the club and no one notices nor cares. I wouldn't be surprised if that kicked him out for being underage. With that baby head and all!
Meanwhile, inside. A naked trailer park queen bounces up and down on Puma and cracks his eggs like she was trying to make eggs Bendadick! She slams her nude tail down on Pumas body hard! So hard that he fell out of his seat and hit the floor! I haven't seen something black and beaten up, holding itself on the ground since, the Rodney King beating! I guess we really can't all get along!
In our final scene, we are back at the shop, Dutchess is sitting there with Tiffany. And sweet lord Jesus, Tiffany is looking like a million dollars! As always! She must wake up looking like a movie star! Forget the "circles" I'd give her the whole Olympic logo! Seriously! If Tiffany was my woman, I'd need knee pads! My face would be her favorite chair! Recline! Just saying!
So, Ceaser walks in and he hugs Dutchess. Then the pair walk outside and have a little talk. In the confessional, Dutchess says that Ceaser needs to deal with the problem instead of running away like a little boy. She of course doesn't say this directly to him! Anyway, they basically kind of sort of forgive each other. For now! Dutchess will have Ceaser in handcuffs on some bull shit sooner or sooner! Just sit back and watch! This girl is nothing but trouble!
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Black Ink Crew | Season 2 | Episode 8 | Something in the Water
Black Stink the Soap Opera without the soap starts off at the shop.
With Teddy's jump off, Ashley popping up to get an old tattoo covered up.
Ashley, or @LilSpanishAsh, had music notes tattooed on her side. Because she likes to sing. And she didn't get it finished because cause she got pregnant.
She states that the tattoo was done by a "ratchet person". So, it's possible that she was in jail when she received it! (Just speculation!) Probably either that, or the person is an ex friend or ex boyfriend. This reminds me of when @_AlexEstevez Alexandra Estevez got the tattoo of the guns on her hips by O'Shit. And now she wants to have something done over it.
Anyway, The best thing about these scene, other than Ashley and Tiffany looking so cute. Is the hatred that is coming from Dutchess! Dutchess asks Ashely, (Remember that from the Amanda Show with Amanda Bynes? ASK ASHLEY!) Anyway! Dutchess asks Ashley,"Why are you coming in the tattoo shop, not knowing what the hell you wanna get? Don't come in the fucking tattoo shop. Take your ass home!"
WOW! So, the same person who said that she likes when people let her take control of their tattoos. And have her creative freedom, Mrs. "artist", slash business degree holder wants to drive away business. And you fail to realize two great opportunities that are right in front of your face!
The first opportunity is for you and the second is for the business. First of all, this is your chance to show your creativity Dutchess. And come up with an amazing piece of art to show your talent, and creative vision, and turn this unwanted tattoo in a masterpiece. Saving the day, and making yourself look like a genius!
And number 2. You have the perfect opportunity to up sell! If the girl for example needs a 3X5 inch tattoo to cover up what she has there, you can do a 6X10 inch tattoo, large piece that wraps around her body and charge her double the money! It's a perfect excuse to do a large tattoo. With a lot of color. And make sure you have to finish it in two tattooing sessions!
Anyway, O'Shit finds out from the staff that Walt is having a baby! And O'Shit begins laughing hysterically. But then turns around and says that he got a another chick pregnant himself! And I am not sure who it was but, in one of my earlier reviews, I said that the girl he was with, from the military who had that pistol is gonna end up getting pregnant next. So, time will tell whether or not she's the one!
All I know is that O'Shit needs to change his name to the Iraq War. Because he doesn't know when to pull out!
In the next scene. A California rapper named Kid Ink wants to get a puzzle piece on his abs. And the tattoo that Dutchess comes up with for him is more cluttered than a scene from hoarders! She somehow managed to cram in a cassette tape, a pen, a microphone and a record. All in the same tattoo!
Ceaser lets her know that she is, "putting ten pounds of shit, in a 5 pound bag!"
Either that or 4 big black horse dicks in a midget butt. Same thing!
I've heard of Kid Ink before. And I am not a fan. What I can't help but to notice is that he
looks like Nelly, with aids! No, I take that back! If Chris Brown, dressed up as a zombie on Halloween! Yeah, just like that! He looks like the corpse of Chris Brown! No shit!
Anyway, Kid liked the tattoo concept and let Dutchess draw that garbage on him. Kid Ink has a bunch of ugly tattoos all over him anyway. So whats one more ugly tattoo?
The most interesting part of this scene is that Dutchess was being extremely flirtatious with Kid Ink! He appeared to be too high to notice!
Now, for the record. I don't know anything about tattoo's! And I tuned in this season, after only seeing a tiny bit of season one. I began watching season 2 because of Alexandra Estevez! And even though my knowledge is super limited in this subject. I see a lot of visible scaring on Kid Ink after Dutchess tattooed him. Nicks, and redness everywhere! Just needed to point that out!
In the next scene, Walt, Ceaser and Teddy are at the shop. And come to find out, Walt has not introduced Ceaser to his family. This fact lets me know that Walt may be smarter than what I would have thought of him. But then, a pregnant man, looking woman, named Zenobia walks in and when I see what she looked like. I see why he never showed her off. He was even more embarrassed than I was!
Tiffany feels that Walt needs to cough up that ring! Put a ring on it! And commit himself to this woman!
I must pause the scene right there to have my Tiffany Winter Wonderland moment.
So, Tiffany pops up looking adorable in a tight black dress with tie dye print on it! Blue, Purple, and Green. And while the entire dress is shaped like a long tank top. The Tye Dye is designed to look like a strapless dress! And she looks ravishing in it. It really shows off her hourglass figure and the pops of color compliment her delicious, I mean her smooth caramel complected skin.
Okay, I'd done lusting for the moment!
Tiffany is such a respectful, wholesome and mature lady. That she advises Xena the Warrior Princes, I mean Zenobia to not allow Walter to keep her as his, "babies mother". In other words put a ring on it! I feel you Tiffany! We'll be shopping at Tiffany's for our ring in a couple of years. Ha ha! In my dreams Tiffany. You're out of my league. All jokes!
Anyway! Ted makes sure to let the whole shop know that a wedding ring, and vows wont stop him from sleeping with a woman outside of his marriage. Excuse me. Not a woman, but rather a bitch! Ted's foggy language causes the women to look at suspect Ted a little funny. I mean, he's quick to call women in general, not individuals but the female population itself, "bitches". And to make things more interesting. He's wearing a tighter shirt than all of them! I mean his closet must look like her robbed Barbie!
Their are only 3 instance when calling a woman the B-word is appropriate. #1 She cheated on you, aborted your child, lied to you or did something else foul to you, physically, emotionally or mentally harming you is fair grounds for the B-word to be used! #2 You are telling a joke. Especially if the jokes is blatantly and obviously a joke without shade! #3 You are beating her guts like cake batter! I'm talking, smashing it so hard your scrambling her eggs and opening her ovaries! I'm talking, giving a girl a spinal realignment!
Now you know what you're in for Tiffany!
So, this chick that Walter busted a Waltnut inside of. Looks like Erica Bad doo doo!
No shit! I usually don't talk shit about peoples girlfriends like this. But when your girl has an, I'm straining on the toilet face. I can't help but to talk about it!
And to top it off. Her name is Zenobia! And that sounds too much xenophobia!
And Xenophobia is defined as being an irrational or unreasoned fear of something that's foreign or strange. And this Halloween looking, experiment gone bad, scares me half to death!
I mean, those protruding eyes. That mouth and that lisp! I mean she hisses when she talks! She sounds like a gay snake! And she has that NASA mouth! Nothing but space!
I mean this chick is beat! Ever seen a sneaker, that a dog chewed on? Yeah, she looks just like that! A chew toy faced chick! She has an "O" face! Because if Walt introduced me to Zenith flat screen, or Zenobia or whatever her name is! I'd say, "Why do you have that dog unleashed in the shop?" Then Walt would say, "That isn't a dog, that's my babies mother, fool!" And I'd reply, "Oh! On some realness. You can't convince me that she doesn't have 6 nipples and a tail!
Anyway!
Now Walt and Zen Buddhist, I mean Zenobia, are outside. And she let him know that seeing that she decided not to kill his baby, he needs to commit to her. Because nothing makes a man wanna marry his "babies mother". Like telling him that she didn't kill his child so, put yourself into more debt and in more stress by marrying a crazy woman!
How does a man turn down a selling point like that?
Despite being with her for 3 years, Walt is not feeling her demonic attitude. Also, he doesn't want her to be a part of his $50,000 debt. Which sucks to owe that much money! But it's still a great excuse to dodge a woman, or a relationship!
Think about it, he'd have to sell his organs, to add a wedding and wedding rings to his list of debts! And never mind the cost of his funeral when Zenith Television, I mean Zenobia, kills him! Trust me!
This woman is a problem. I can tell! She's pushy and not very bright to boot! You should have thought about this marriage thing before you let Walt stick the sword in the stone!
Now were back inside the shop, and DeMarcus Cousins, a basket player, on a team named the Sacramento Kings stops by to get some ink! Never heard of him! Anyway! He's wearing his little School Boy Q style fishing hat. And he came in to get a tattoo of his mothers face. And not only does Ceaseer do an okay job. He isn't left looking beaten, mangled and bloody like Kid Ink! Dutchess victim from an earlier scene!
Now were at a restaurant with Dutchess and Tiffany Winter!
Dutchess has an interview with some guys from a clothing line named, Ink Life.. And a guy named Marvin, Dutchess's ex boyfriend is there at the meeting! Apparently he is friends with these 2 guys from the company. And Dutchess is looking extra thirsty around the penis! She is sniffing around like a dog covered in pepper! And she wants to his balls in her mouth! *WOOF!* She's honestly looking even thirstier than when she was with Kid Ink! Because, not only does she sit down right next to the guy, as opposed to letting her sister in law sit next to him. She is looking all googly eyed like she's under hypnosis! Or maybe dicknosis!
Come to find out, InkLife want to work with Dutchess solely, not Black Ink. And Dutchess is not only more than okay with this idea. This seasoned opportunist is defending her selfish nature with her claws sharpened and ready for combat with anyone who dares to question her loyalty and decency to the man that made her, Ceaser!
She is being so defensive to the Manager of Black Ink, Ms. Tiffany Winter! Ceasers sister! She is coming up with a bucket full of excuses for why she should make a deal with this company. She's talking about how hot she is and how men want her. And basically that is just something that Ceaser has to deal with! What makes it all worst is that they said that Dutchess will be working with 3 men! Is the third man her ex boyfriend? If so, then why?
Tiffany is being mature and observant about the situation.She is listening acutely and not saying much. She's soaking the in all of the Bull Shit! Tiffany knows that this will lead to problems and that's it's not a good idea. I'm with Tiffany, as you already know. And this right here folks, is why Tiffany is the best part of the show!
Come to find out, Dutchess relationship with Marvin was pretty much about grinding spices, doing the butt, and piercing the cheeks. I mean it was pretty much a bunch of lustful, sweaty dread lock pulling back shots! And she has pictures of the two of them on her computer doing God knows what. Which Ceaseer does not know about.
Dutchess wants to build her own empire and she is not concerned with Ceasers feelings at all! She is ice cold about it. And feels that she this is an opportunity for her to build her own brand!
The meetings is over and, Dutchess and Tiffany are walking down the street. And Dutchess looks like a prostitute! Little pink shorts and an ugly shirt. The shirt is a tiny cut off . Black with flowers on it. And some heels! She looks like a drag queen street walker! I'm talking, Ru Paul Bunyan! I mean how else does a whore like Dutchess dress when going to a business meeting?
As for Tiffany, as usual she looks magically delicious. She has on her pretty little black and white dress. To compliment her multiracial background. And her butt is looking marvelous! Just saying!
Anyway, Dutchess is firm in her decision to do whatever she feels that she needs to do for her. So hopefully, Ceaser will break up with her and get a better looking girl for the show! We have only 1 hottie left! Now that Alexandra is gone. Tiffany is the last pretty girl standing. Just saying!
Back at the shop ted is walking in. And finds out about O'Shit confessing the new child to Kathy. His crazy ex girlfriend that jumped on that chick at the restaurant, on the first episode. Come to find out, she gave him a black eye, stabbed him and beat on his other girls before. And then called the police on him to boot. So, yeah, she's a mixed nut!
So, Kathy shows up. And come to find out this demon has been practice meditation.
I'd think that a woman with arms as big as thighs would be doing cardio! You need to meditate on a treadmill, and relax on a salad! Seriously. She looks like somebody to a shit and put a wig on it!
Anyway! O'shit confesses that he got this other chick pregnant. And as expected Kathy is shitting kittens! He has babies with 3 women now! This vagetarian stays going raw! One of these days, he's gonna hit something so nasty, he's gonna have bump, the size of apple growing out of dick hole!
Kathy claims that he's stretching himself thin with his tribe of children.
In reality, her real concern is the fact that she feels that she will never get his magic stick back for just herself! The scary thing about it is, she was crying and thanking God and the Universe for only having 1 child. So that she can focus on her career. And because she doesn't want to be known as O'Shit's babies mother! Really? The chick who fights at restaurants in from of her own child? I'd think that being a babies mother is the least of your problems! Throwing jackets over strangers heads in public and then attacking them in from of children. I mean, I just hope to God that this is scripted.
So, Now we are at the Bail Bondsman's office. And O'shit needs Puma's assistance to attempt to convince these 2 slime ball pigs to let him go to Atlantic City, in New Jersey for Puma's bachelor party. The bail bondsman agree, however, he will have to book these 2 guys a hotel room at Cesare's Palace! In addition to the hotel room they want $1,000 each, and food! The total cost for Porky pig and Babe to chaperone him will be between $2,000 to $3,000! We will have to wait to next week to see whether or not O'shit brings home the bacon!
In the next scene, Dutchess and Ceaser are in the car. On the way to Ceaser's families BBQ. And Dutchess lets Ceaser know that her ex-boyfriend is friends with the owner of the clothing line, that she had the business meeting with. And that he was there at the table with them! Now, Ceaser is trying to play it cool. But he lets Dutchess know that she should have walked out. because them having Marvin there was unprofessional and unnecessarily. Dutchess completely downplays the whole situations and tells him, "what he wants to hear".
For the record women. For what I have personally seen and from my own personal stand point. Most men, want to hear the truth. The whole truth and nothing but the truth! For example if a man asks a woman whether or not he looks fat in his shirt. He is probably asking because he will either be dieting or exercising to change his situation, in other words. Taking action! However, a female will often ask her mate whether or not she looks fat in something because she's looking for him to say no, so that she will feel comfortable and even good, about not changing anything. Note to women, be honest when you're dealing with a man. Just saying!
Anyway, to sum up the conversation. Dutchess is basically trying to sugar coat the situation before Ceaser can find out the truth from Tiffany. Dutchess is a double dipping, double agent! She made no mention of her talking with Marvin and complaining about Ceaser. Or the pictures on her laptop etc.
So, they finally arrive at the picnic. And we meet Sophie, Ceasers sister. And the Barbecue was chips and water! I kid you not! I don't understand why Sassy wasn't invited. Their was no meat there! As a lesbian she would have felt right at home. HA HA! Just kidding!
Anyway, the magic of TV. worked wonders! With no meat being their, this gives Dutchess and Ceasers sister Sophie the perfect excuse to go grocery shopping while Ceaser and Tiff Tiff have time to converse about what really happened.
Now, Tiffany talks with Ceaser and lets him know that Marvin was still in connections with Dutchess. And that she complained about Ceaser at some point. And of course about the pictures on the laptop. And that it was obvious that this guy is still feeling Dutchess!
Ceaser gets up and leaves and Tiffany feels that maybe she shouldn't have spoken up!
For the record, Tiffany's confession to Ceaser was not only completely accurate. It was with good intentions. She was being a sweet sister, looking out for her brother during a trying time. Thank you Tiff Tiff for holding your brother and the family business down.
Dutchess comes back and now Tiffany has to explain to Dutchess what just happened. And Tye, pops up! Brown Yoda! And my man's Tye said exactly what I would have said! If Marvin wasn't supposed to be there, why was he there? Obviously because them dudes were being grimey! I'm talking Noreaga and the Neptunes Grimey!
Tye lets her know flat out that they set her up. And that when she saw this guy there that wasn't even supposed to be there, she should have left!
Dutchess starts talking about women coming by the shop, that Ceaser used to mess with. Which is of course, deflection for her shady and sneaky behavior unto Ceaser.
She states that nether of them have ever been in love before. In other words, she is too new to this situation to know how to act. Or more deflection. She is blaming her ignorance or lack of experience and knowledge in common sense for her behavior.
Dutchess then blames her heart condition, and her family issues for her bad decisions. And this is of course the ultimate deflection, with a sympathy plea. I mean who brings up their heart condition and family issues when you were your only real concern is getting back cracked? We will probably continue from the Barbecue scene next week.
On a side note. I bet Dutchess has a really hairy asshole! Something tells me that she's a hirsute individual. Just saying. I'm really hoping that Dutchess and Ceaser will depart. We need a better looking chick with a much better attitude on the show. Then again, I'm not thinking with my big head. So what do I know?
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Before I get into this review, recap and opinion extravaganza. I wanted to let you know that 2 of the stars of Black Ink Crew responded to me on Twitter. But I will get to that in a minute!
Here it is! Black Stink, the soap opera without the soap, Season 2, Episode 7!
The show starts out with Ceaser and Dutchess at the shop. And Ceaser is telling Dutchess that he feels that Puma tried to sabotage him. By opening up his own shop and moving on with his life!
He is so scared of Puma's business acumen. That he even discusses Dutchess opening up her own shop! Another branch on the black ink tree. Dutchess feels that if she is going to run a shop. She wants it to be her own place. And not just another Black Ink store.
And, Ceaser better watch out! Dutchess just might open up a shop, leave him and become his competition!
Anyway! Ceaser acting like a drag queen, and his man period, or meriod is on waterfall flow heavy hunty! He was being a bald and bold queen this scene! He was tooting his heavy helping of lips, and rolling his head and eyes! And then with those big "diamonds are a girls best friend" earrings! I mean come on! My testicles retracted watching this scene!
To make it all worst, he starts crying about how he is gonna hire all "White" people. Which just goes to show you how incredibly stupid that this man really is. He picks the wrong woman, the wrong business, and now he wants employees who are Caucasian? Why baby head? I mean, this big mouthed clown has a baby bottle on tee shirt and he just needs to shove in his mouth!
So anyway! In next scene Dutchess is talking to my boo thing, Tiffany Winter. OWWW!!!!
So, Dutchess and pretty girl Tiffany are talking. And I'm not sure of what they were saying. But, all that I know is, Tiffany is so nasty. She likes to be slapped and spat on. I can tell! I just know that she likes chicks, and dog bones and weird shit! She is totally perfect to role play my Star Wars fantasy with! Tiffany as Princess Leila. And me as Darth Vader! At a cemetery, at 11pm, in the rain!
Chew on that!
I have to stop the slow, lustful, XXX music playing in my mind to make this announcement. Tiffany Winter responded to my tweet about her! I said, "So happy that they showed us more of @1TiffanyWinter on #BlackInkCrew ! She needs her own show. #TiffanyWinter#VH1#beautiful#girl"
And this supermodel in the making not only retweeted my words. She Favorited my tweet! Yeah. I'll be rubbing her feet, and making her pasta from scratch in no time!
So Dutchess and Tiffany are talking and then, bam! Two pretty Latina walk in looking so cute! No not Erica Mena and Cyn Santana! A different pair of Voluptuous vixens!
So one of them gets a tattoo of a Lotus Flower with a Phoenix bird rising from it. And other than 3 gorgeous women and Waka Flocka Dutchess! That was about it. But I appreciated the dimes!
Speaking of Dimes! Rhymes and Dimes magazine is shooting a photo shoot at the shop in the next scene!
Tiffany is looking real cute as always. She has on her tight little mural painting pants. And her light green, money t-shirt.A cute watch with a tan brown strap to match her beige Mulatto skin! With her hair all curly and bouncy! OWWW!!!! HA HA! She is looking right! I would have caused a malfunction in my camera from snapping so fast if I was the photographer! *Music stops!*
But I'm NOT the photographer!
The photographer, Big Joe is a big fat drama king! And he's really pissing me off! He went ham on my sweet little Tiff Tiff! He told Tiffany that her pants looked ridiculous. Her shirt looked cheap, and her necklace looked like a trunk of garbage!
All of this coming from you? Big Joe? The back of your neck looks a fat woman's pussy! You don't even get haircuts! You get the back of your head bikini waxed! Neck looking like Gabourey Sidibe bending over!
And you wanna talk about Ms. pretty like that? How dare you make this Goddess feel self conscious! Oh, I know why! Because after he kicked her out, and pushed her off to the side. He couldn't wait to shoot photos with O'shit and Walt!
So before I say something considered to be "anti-gay" I am going to move on!
So, Camron and Juelz Santana's ex manager. Big Joe, starts pretending that Dutchess and Ceaser are late. When they arrive, Joe pretends that the duo is very late to Ceaser's own photo shoot! This was to create an overly dramatic scene of course! And to be honest. I was upset watching it. It was so fake and unnecessary. And their are probably thousands of people that don't know how TV. is done, that believe that this all really happened! Trust me, it was fake!
Now what was real, was a conversation that Big Joe had with Dutchess. He was cracking jokes and a doing loud, belligerent black woman impression and then bam! He touched on something with Dutchess. He in so many words told her that she has to be responsible for herself and her actions and that no matter what she can't blame anyone else! And Dutchess started crying! And dirt and tears don't mix! The business is Black Ink, not Black swamp!
And of course Dirty Dutchess turns Joe's advice into added vice! When she states that she is tired of people using her as the scapegoat when they need to take responsibility for themselves! And when she said this, all I could see is her head bobbing, her bedazzled denim vest and that piercing in her nose. Is it just me, or does she look like a gay bull? Milli Va-silly looking bitch! Girl you know it's true!
So, Joe has no issue with Ceasers clothing choices. One of his tops is a vest that is camouflaged on the front, with an American flag in the back. And the back has
holes in it so that the camouflaged peeks through! Perfect for a camping at the rainbow ranch! And Ceaser is salty over Joe taking more pictures of Dutchess than him! What type of stank attitude having man is jealous over his woman getting shine in a photo shoot? And this ladies and gentlemen is why 2 million people plus watch this show!
At the end of the day, people want to feel that no matter how long things go, their is always someone lower than you on totem pole. I mean, you know you hit rock bottom when you are jealous of a chick, who looks like a Jamaican dog! And people eat this up like, life isn't so bad after all!
Now we are finally at #ink124! Puma's tattoo shop! And he's holding a job fair for tattoo artist, piercers and receptionist. He has his friend Gold with him and they are waiting on Sassy to show up.
One of the job seekers was showing Puma and Gold some of his work on his dumb phone, yeah, dumb phone, not smart phone! His phone had more cracks, and dents than a black strippers ass! I mean it looked beat up and I was surprised that it still worked! Now that's a struggle phone if I've ever seen one! Hopefully they'll give him a job so he can get a new phone. That screen was so broke, it looked like it was gonna cut Puma as he swiped his fingers across it! And Puma's finger nails were extra dirty! Does he host events or fix cars? He looked like he fingered a homeless woman! In the ass!
Anyway! Sassy finally shows up! And Puma jokes around by saying that if she would have been 1 more minute late, he would have hit her with the bus driver uppercut! Of course he was totally kidding, the way he left Washington Heights when EVE came after him and all! Trying to give him the Swizz Beats!
Anyway!
So sassy is there now. And she is just in time to see this Amazon Lesbian! Nice, big, juicy, freaky chick! And Sassy and freaky are hitting on each other like their trying to kill flys! I mean, they are flirting with each other like me and Alexandra Estevez at dinner! Or at least that's how I imagine things going. Anyway!
She says that she can work the front desk, clean or do security. Now to a potential employer, it sounds like she is eager to find employment. And is a multi skilled team player! Let me break down to you, what she really means! SHE IS DESPERATE! She is struggling! BIG TIME! And will sell her soul for a job! Even eat Sassy alive! LITERALLY! If she would hit on Sassy to get a job. she will literally do anything for a dollar! I just wanna know what the bitch would do for a Klondike bar!
She says that she wants a full time position, for her face to be used as Sassy's seat! I mean a full time position, so that she can be there whenever Sassy is there! And the expression on Sassy's face is priceless! The last time I saw lips spread that wide, a woman was giving birth! Speaking of giving birth. Sassy looks like Gremlin when she smiles! Let's just say, don't feed her past midnight, and don't let her get wet! Cum to think of it. I guess, it's too late to not get her wet!
And for the record. Somebody somewhere right now is upset because I said that she looks like a Gremlin. I tell you what. The only difference between Nasty Sassy, and Stripe from the Gremlins. Is that his hair was white and her hair is blue. So, FUCK off! FUCK you!
Anyway, so the #INK124 crew are outside. And Ceaser and suspect Ted are walking to the shop, making fun of the crappy location. When they arrive, Ceaser and Teddy buns dish out fake hugs and phoney pounds! They throw shade at Puma because his shop is a house, being converted into a business and it is under construction. The house I live in was gutted in a similar way. So, basically everything is new when yo move in! But these guys either don't get it, or are pretending to not Overstand this!
Anyway, Ceaser and Teddy Tush are leaving now. Walking down the street, nearly holding hands. And Teddy is still upset with Ceaser about the rumor of him smashing Sassy! And Ceaser doesn't care. Ted came real close to busting Ceasers ass! One way or another! After some going back and forth, Ted walks away before he lays his well manicured hands on his cousin Ceaser!
So, in the next scene Ceaser comes back to Black Ink and before he can even get in there good, He is hating on Puma hardcore! He says that he would give Ink124 a score of 5 on a scale of 1-10.
Teddy comes in. Still talking about that stupid rumor about him and Sassy trying to make each other 100% straight! And it's like look Ted. They aren't gonna apologize, they stated a million times that they don't care. I am personally tired of hearing about this mess. I just wish that Teddy would worry less about women and more about lotion. I mean his elbows look like he killed a vacuum!
In the next scene. O shit's friend, named Jason is coming by to get an elephant tattooed on his stomach. Because Elephants are loyal, and Jason has been friends with O'crap for 15 years. You know, O'shit was hitting on Tiffany hard this scene. Don't get flushed man. You have enough girls in bad situations. You're supposed to enhance a woman's life sucker! Not down grade her! Anyway, O'shit's tattoo came out looking good.
In the next scene, Ceaser is crying to O'shir and Ms pretty, I mean Tiffany, about Puma' shop. And he is basically trying to make sure that crap is loyal to him. In other words. Ceaser, who has fired O'crap a number of times, wants him to not leave Black Ink and go work for Puma at INK124.
Speaking of INK124, Puma and Sassy have a guest! In the next scene, O'shit shows up to check out the place! And he is such a screw up, that he barely gets into the shop , and he is already messing with stuff, and burning and shocking himself. The place is under construction and he's about to destroy the place before they can even open it up! Puma and Sassy wanna make him feel at home so that they can steal him from Ceaser. He isn't totally convinced just yet. But he's thinking about leaving.
Now were back at Black Ink with Ceaser and Walt. And Walt is drunk pretty early in the day. While he is on the job! Not only is he still looking for his estranged dad. He come to find out owes approximately $49 - $50,000 in child support back pay! To top it all off, he has a new baby on the way!
Ceaser lets him know, that getting drunk before 12 noon wont help his situation. He needs to be focused right now and have a sober mind. Wow, exactly what I would have told him! And that was pretty much it for this episode!
But I have to talk about Puma's tweet about me for a second.
So, I made a video last week titled, "Black Ink Crew | FIGHT | PUMA VS Gay Sisqo look alike!| Homo thug | Straight bashes | PUMA !|"
I made this 2 minute and 17 second video to clown dude. Because he looks like Eve, and he goes around assaulting people for no reason whatsoever. I was not clowning Puma! I was just making fun of the guy who hit him and harassed him. So, right before I tweeted Puma, he said this in an unrelated tweet. "Some of y'all who try to make urself famous off other people name is lame as fuck find ur own lane don't be a leech".
Now I had no idea that he had just said this! Then I sent him my video, and he re -tweeted it, and replied by saying, "@meetmagazine <---- like this cornball y'all wanna see this dumb shit hold on".
And I was like! DANG! Puma called me a cornball on Twitter! Puma is 1 of the three people that I watch the show for! The other two are @1TiffanyWinter
I hope I didn't ruin the opportunity to get an interview with anybody!
On the bright side. #TiffanyWinter favoriting and re-tweeting me made my day!
So, thank you georgous. I always make sure to complement you in my videos and blog posting about your show. You are the true star of Black Ink Crew.
I will be back next week and hopefully have my review and recap posted on Tuesday! Subscribe to my YouTube channel for more news and reviews. And of course, more Tiffany Winter. =o)
Black Ink Crew | FIGHT | PUMA VS Gay Sisqo look alike!| Homo thug | Straight bashes | PUMA !|
Puma fights with some Sisqo from Dru
Hill lookalike homo thug! Saucy had on his V - neck minty green tea
hunty! With his red period pants! And eve's twin brother, separated at
birth tried to kill PUMA! He should have traded lips with him. Seeing
that it is required to have a mouth that looks like a baboons as* to be
on the show and all! Anyway! Thankfully Puma escaped with his life and
his hair!
DISCLAIMER: All jokes all in fun and love. Puma is that dude. And I hope that they arrest that asshole! Don't get it twisted. Puma is the shit! Alexandra Estevez is the shit! They make the show for me!
Don't forget to check out my review for the full episode.
Black Ink Crew - Season 2 - Episode 6 - You're a Wreck! - Review, Recap - Opinion!
We start out at the shop, Dutchess is gonna do a tattoo for a woman named Maria Davis who has HIV! Maria wants an HIV or the AIDS ribbon because she just wants to get a tattoo! She acknowledges Leviticus 19:28 -"28You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor tattoo any marks upon you: I am the LORD."
Despite biblical passages forbidding Christians from receiving tattoos. Like most fake "Christians", she doesn't care! She tells a pathological lie about wanting to get a tattoo to start up conversations about the AIDS! She should just tell the truth! She wanted a tattoo and found an excuse to get one!
Maria's story goes as follows. She helped develop a lot of rappers careers such as Brooklyn rap legends Jay-z and Big L. She meant a man in the music industry and caught the AIDS from him. And yeah, that's her life story!
Anyway, maria is so hooked on sex, that she picks up a jar of condoms and inquires about not seeing any magnum brand rubbers! And I hope she didn't get a paper cut! Or plastic cut and pass along the cooties!
Duchess of course is being a typical man hating feminazi. As she jokes about the men around her not needing a magnum condom. She failed to mention them needing a flu shot after contact with her! This Nasty Mosquito with dread locks has a saber tooth tiger down there so, she needs a big meat to feed it's hunger!
Anyway, Maria is so thirsty to give the gift of plague pussy away. That she has the whoredacity. Yes, audacity of a whore, to asks Walt, LOUD at that! "Are you a magnum man sir?"
And I know, that Walt wanted to turn around and say, "Bitch! Nobody is thinking about that rotten rodent, nestled between your crusty musty thighs! We tried to be nice and let you come on the show. And no body is wearing a has-mat suit and a breathing mask! Hell, Michael Jackson wore gloves and a mask to be around everybody!
And you have THE AIDS! Yes! The main event! The Superbowl of STD's! Nobody, and I mean nobody is trying to bite your crusty cracker! That nasty, wormy, breaded fish that you're working with is not on the menu!
Walking around looking like Freddy Cougar, not Kreuger, Freddy Cougar! But you are no MILF Ma'am, you are not a M.I.L.F., Or a Mother I'd Love to Fuck! You're a MILH. A M.I.L.H. A Mother I'd Love to Heal! And no I don't mean sexual healing either! Now sip an AIDS cocktail, from a disposable cup! How could a suicide bomber such as yourself, dare to even think about sex? AT ALL!!!"
Sadly, Walter, took the "high route" and said "Excuse me, this is not the kind of conversations that we have at Black Ink". Yeah, tell that to Sky and Teddy!
Maria asks, "Why does everybody want a magnum". So that they don't contract the Maria's! You need to go spread some cream on that chewed up bacon looking asshole that you got!
Seriously! How dare this contagious coyote, carelessly chat about her penis fly trap of death?
All jokes aside! Ceaser says that his father was dealing with a woman for about 10 years. And when she was doing her thing on the side, she contracted the AIDS and passed the ball to his dad!
Ceaser wasn't close with his father, and can count on 2 hands how many times he saw him. He further states that his guide in life is to not be like his dad! He doesn't want to go running from woman to woman. And he wants to do the opposite of anything that his father did!
Side note. I finally figured out what Ceasers head reminds me of! Ceaser's head is shaped like Mega Mans helmet! Back to the show!
In the next scene, Sassy and Puma are at the park, conversing. Puma has his mom back in his life. And he says that he has all of his girls around and he wants to be more family orientated. And then...
all of a sudden. A low life heckler says, "She not from Washington, you from Harlem. Suck a dick!" "You're not from Washington Heights bitch."."With your blue hair".
At this point, Sassy is looking a little bit heart broken and Puma has had it up to here with the foolishness!
Puma walks over there and says. "Sweetheart, she is not from Washington, she's actually from Harlem. So you're sounding mad stupid. You're sound wild stupid."
And attempts to walk away. He felt that their was an injustice so he spoke up for his friend. Bad move!
A homo thug wearing red pants and a mint green V-neck shirt. Approaches Puma, and threatens to throw him in the water. And keeps saying " what's up" why you came over there". I guess this is this punk simp's, way of defending this big mouthed, troublesome woman.
After more "What's up 's" than I can count. And this little sissy asking Puma if he is a thug. This punk, Pushes Puma to the ground, and then this homo thug with his Blonde Sisqo from Dru Hill looking hair du proceeds to wrestle with, and then even punch Puma!
Hopefully the police arrested this punk and put him in gay mans paradise. AKA Jail! I just wish that Puma was armed with a registered firearm. This coward assaulted this Moor on camera, for no other reason that being a super simp. And society believes that men have power over women?
Nope! Dollars have power over women, just ask Erica.
When you don't have anything, these men will rip each other apart and throw each other in harms way in a second for a woman!
But not me! Have fun tearing each other apart over these chicks. As soon as they started talking crap, I would have grabbed my girlfriends hand and left immediately. R.I.P. to both of these mens ego's. And R.I.P. to Puma's pride! I know he felt emasculated that day! Just saying!
At least Sassy gives a crap about him though! She tried hard to get him out of there in one piece! And Puma got away without a hair being out of place!
Side show Bob looking mother fucker!
Any we are back at the tattoo shop. And Ceaser is standing outside when all of sudden. Suspect Ted walks up behind him! Cesear turns around before Teddy can give him a mammogram! Or a testicular cancer check! I mean, I know that Teddy isn't out, but he totally gives me the impression that he swings all ways, like a wind chime in a tornado. WOO!
He's like that guy in high school, that will catch you in the shower, and give you the Heimlich Maneuver! Talking about, "Oh, uh, I thought you were choking!" And then you reply with, "Negro were in the shower! Does it look like I'm eating to you?" Yeah! Teddy just reeks of down low stench! If he was there to save Puma, he probably would have gotten Sisqo's phone number!
Anyway! He walks up to Ceaser and Walt and the guys are laughing about Puma being confronted in Central Park! And these 3 Stooges think that it's so funny! Ceaser feels that he deserves it and these 3 homos are joking about how Puma has missing teeth. With friends like these, who needs enemies?
Back inside the shop, Dutchess is piercing an unattractive woman's nipples! Hopefully for her viewing pleasure only!
And Dutchess lets us in on a bull shit story about her being insecure about the size of her chest.
She claims that she was at her aunt Joe's retirement party. And her cousin Kim, has a set of twins, when she meets them for the first time her daughter gropes her like a TSA agent, and asks whether she is a girl or a boy.
And umm, I think that her face may have had something to do with that question!
I have diagnosed Dutchess with swollen feet. And over grown calves! Here is my recommendation.
Kanye West rented out the whole San Francisco Giants stadium to propose to Kim Kardashian. And luckily for you Dutchess, the place as not fully occupied!
So............. do the world a favor, and take a seat bitch!
While it may be true that Dutches's chest is the same size as O'shit's brain and Ceasers testicles.
You would never wear a bikini top, and go on stage and dance if you were honestly insecure. You just want a bigger chest and some attention. You are not insecure, you just desire, a larger chest. Learn the difference ladies, learn the difference.
Anyway, Dutchess's chest is so flat. She can use an eye patch for a bra!
No body is hating on your mosquito mounds! I happen to love popcorn kernels myself. So pass the butter!
Back at the shop. Walter is using the work computer to look up porn! I mean his dad that he hasn't seen since he was 15 years old.
Ceasers father left when he was 5, and he saw him one more time when he was about 18, by the time he was 21, his dad was dead. This of course crushed Ceaser! Walt is first generation, and has no reference to his family's history anywhere! He has no grandparents, parents, aunts and uncles!
And honestly, I feel like I am watching a sympathy scene from a movie full of villains! I wanna feel sorry for them. But they laughed at Puma being straight bashed by Sisqo!
In the next scene, Alexandra is talking to Walt.
And she is acting like she is on something. Something strong. She said she had 5 drinks before this set up scene! I think that someone may have put something in her drink! I wonder if Oh Shit was her bartender!
Anyway, Walt wants for Alexandra to help him find his daddy. And she is scarred to participate in it. She also states that she wants to visit Disney world, however she is scared to explore it! Maybe she heard the rumors about kids being kidnapped and mind controlled at Disney Land! (ILLUMINATI DON'T KILL ME! I didn't type that shit, a ghost did!)
Anyway, in the next scene.
At the Harlem Shake restaurant. Ceaser, Dutches,Tiffany Yummy Winter! And Ty. Are having a meal!
Ceaser is crying to his "Big Brother"Ty, who he looks at as being a father figure.
Ceaser is crying again about of all things, Puma of course! He is talking that "Loyalty" garbage again!
Dutches, chimes in with comments about how Puma has no degree in business. And even rhetorically asks, Why the Fuck Puma is even opening up his own shop.
In her southern slave accent she says, "Puma ain't got nobodies business degree. Puma can't do not one tattoo, he don't even have enough tattoos to say that he's an enthusiast. He's only gonna make himself look stupid at the end of the day!"
Luckily for Dutchess, her degrees did not require proper grammar!
Tye lets Ceaser know that the friendship is clearly over. Side Note! Ty talks like Yoda! He talks like he is from another planet! He must be one of them smart dumb, "ninjas"!
In next scene, Monster DNA booked my boo thing, Alexandra, Puma and Sassy to promote some products. Such as Monster brand Headphones!
Side note I highly recommend Monster products, they are one of the best in the audio business and if you need professional cables, Monster is comparable to Mogami.
Anyway! Alexandra is not at the shoot. She tells Puma on the phone that she had to bring some things to her grand mother and then possibly get a manicure and pedicure, then she'd come through in a cab. And the big mouthed make up artist named, "Natalie" is bitching already!
Sassy feels that Alexandra is not acting like a professional. And they are having doubts about hiring Alexandra to open up their new tattoo shop INK24! Oh well, their lost Alexandra's gain!
Natalie states that they should just do the shoot by themselves and that Alexandra is raggedy, and that she doesn't have the time to do Alex's look because it would take 3 additional hours and she has to wear a wig. Yada, Yada Yada!
Says the woman with a croqueted rag on her head! Why would a woman with an electric blanket on her face dare to speak about my boo thing like that? And of course this woman has no ring on her finger. HA HA! Anyway.
She asks Puma whether or not, she should speak to her or he should. Puma says, let me do it! He didn't want Natalie to be an evil wench towards her.
As soon as Alexandra comes in the room, Natalie viciously attacks her!
Natalie's brimming ego boils over, as she refuses to wait for Alexandra to even get a chance to apologize for being late to the photo shoot! I guess this Natalie witch is miss perfect! She is walking around wearing that thing on her head. ...
Wait, it can't be! Yup, Natalie is a Black Smurf! I knew I saw that hat somewhere before! Anyway, she was being so rude to Alexandra, that anyone with a pulse would feel pretty bad watching this!
Sassy, the nasty Saber toothed Tigger ,with the dead Parrot on her head, finds this tongue lashing to be very humorous! Yeah, a lesbian being humored by a tongue lashing! No shock there! She desires pop corn while watching this drama! And this is why no one will marry them! *LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY!* This is why! You love to see other people suffer right? LMAO!
Sassy will die an old poor lady surrounded by cats and colorful strands of hair! CUNT!
Anyway, Alexandra takes the higher route and tries to leave peacefully! Like any civilized person would do! And this filthy Natalie demon! Follows her outside and harasses her as she walks down the road.
Berating her with comments such as, "You're a wreck!" and "Get your life right!"
Puma says that he want positive energy around him, yet Natale is about as negative as it gets!
Alexandra wants positive energy around her as well. In other words, me! Now that's a smart girl! I got your back Alexandra! You are the best part of the show! They don't see the genius in you and wonderful person that you are! I DO!
Anyway, Puma says that his wife and children are his priority, and not his friends. And he doesn't think that he will be working with Alexandra again.
Fine, I'll hire her!
They now show us a bunch of scenes with the negative things that the cast has done to this Angel! My Wu Tang Angel! Alexandra Estevez! It's okay boo thing! They don't understand you! I speak your messy language! We don't need these crusty crumbs my love!
Anyway, Puma is seizing the moment as a business man. And embracing his blessings humbly and blissfully.! He said that it was the Year of the Puma! And it's surely looking like it!
Now we are at a restaurant. And, finally! Puma and Ceaser are meeting up and having refreshments. Ceaser asks if Puma spat in his drink! Of course not! The type of animal diseases that Puma has, would have turned Ceasers drink from red to black!
So, here is something new. Apparently, according to Puma, in the beginning they discussed Black INK being being Puma and Cesears business together! This was of course before Mr.s Ed!I mean Dutchess!
Puma let's Cesear know that Dutchess is a cancer to the business. And that she is pulling the puppet strings on Ceaser the Muppet.
Ceaser calls Puma a bitch for blaming a woman. What a fucking Simp!
As a funny looking, out of shape man, you should NOT be pulling the female card for a woman! Even if you do have breasts and ingrown testicles Ceaser!
Puma let's Ceaser know, that he is opening up INK24 on 124th st.
He has 2 floors and a back yard! Not at his house, but at the shop!
Ceaser is salty! And says that him opening up his business in Harlem is evidence of Puma trying to sabotage the dying brand that is Black Ink! And he's through with Puma!
Puma let's him know that he doesn't need to be at his wedding. Puma wants his wedding to be a special day, and to not have it ruined by the negative energy and antics of Ceaser and Dutchess.
Ceaser is butt hurt about it. And refers to Puma as "petty". However Puma's wife doesn't want Ceaser there anyway!
Really Mr. Cotton Soft Ceaser? You really are that upset about all of this? After the way that you treat people. And you even laughed at him getting assaulted by Eve's twin brother! Ceaser is pathetic!
Anyway Ceaser says, that Puma is lucky that he didn't punch him in the face.
Really Ceaser? Foreally Ceaser? With that swollen head and them swollen lips? Seriously baboon butt mouth?
Anyway!
After this, they walked away and that was pretty much that!
Thank God this episode is over! Between these 2 grown men acting like big babies and then the abhorrent treatment that my sweet innocent Alexandra Estevez was put through by these beasts! And then to make it worse, they barely showed Tiffany Winter again! She needs her own show with Alexandra! They can send them on adventures such as hang gliding, and trips to Disney World etc.! Holler at me VH1 if you need me to produce, write and act in the, "Adventures of Alexandra and Tiffany" aka "An Estevez Winter!" I got you!
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