Gay Rapper - "Young Thug" calls Rich Homie Quan his "Hubbie" on Instagram! - Husband? Gay Rap Marriage next?
Gay rapper, Young Thug, has let his fans know that he is currently either dating, or married to fellow suspect rapper, Rich Homie Quan. They're fans were shocked by the news, but I'm not!
You see. thugs are always saying gay things! They can't even threaten you without dry snitching on their gayness! But I'll get to that in a minute. First, lets take a look at a thugs slang words of choice! For example! The term "S.W.A.G." is an acronym for Secretly We Are Gay!
And if you still doubt that thugs are gay, let's do a run through here!
How does a thug introduce his friends to you?
He affectionately refers to him as, "Little Daddy". He tells you that that's his, "man". And when he is with his man, they "Hold each other down". They've been through the thick and the thin together. And they'll always have each others backs! And of course, they, "Get It In!" All the time!
And the question of the day is. Where are they putting it, *STRAIN* when they get it in?
Come to think about it! I don't want to know!
How does a thug typically dress?
He sags his pants for easy access of course! Because who wants to wait when the urge strikes?
Which leads me to this question. How does a thug walk?
Like a big stick just beat his candy ass like a Pinata!
He walks like it hurts so good! Like he didn't get any rest last night!
Could it have been, "Little Daddy" perhaps?
Furthermore, how does a thug talk? "Nah mean?" "Know what I'm saying?" "Fizznyee" He sounds like his mouth is full, occupied or cockupied, and very fatigued!
And what does a thug do when he's in the streets? You know, when he's Hugging the block?
He's slinging crack, and squeezing hammers of course! That sounds like something DJ Mr Cee's was charged with!
Slinging crack and squeezing hammers! Eww!
Anyway! How does a thug threaten a man?
He says that when he sees him, he's gonna lay hands him! And tear his ass up!
He talks about how he'll take another mans, manhood. And how he'll dig in his ass!
And that's when he isn't busting a hot one in a man's ass! Or, "poking" him with a knife!
They also brag about how they will make a man takes his clothes off, lay down on the floor, so they can stick their gun in his mouth, and bust off!
Subsequently living him dripping, with a smoking hot hole in him!
And why do they kill people? As a thug would say!
"Killing a nigga makes my dick hard!"
So what do you do with that chubby? Jump on the corpse and poke fun at death?
Now if this list is not gay, then becoming a Gay Porn Star isn't gay either!
As a matter of fact, no Offense to the rapper named Jadakiss, but you wont hear me talking about how I'll, "Sit the barrel dead on his lips"!
Their isn't enough, "No Homo's" in the Universe that will cleanse your soul, after that gay energy is dispersed from your mouth!
At the end of the day, there's a thin line between being gay and gangster, and if thugs didn't say gay things, they wouldn't speak at all!
So remember thugs in America and anywhere else in the world. The next time you talk about, how you're gonna "Squeeze off on em"! You sound real suspect! And please understand, that your ears, and my ears hear, "I never hesitate to lay a nigga on his back" a lot differently! Just saying
Oh and before I go, I just wanna send a warning out there to all of those people who like to shade, make fun of, or badger homosexuals! I must warn you that being gay is contagious!
You see, gay people release gay spores into the air and we breathe them in all of the time!
Now, all you gotta do to make gay spores active, is make fun of gay people, and you will magically turn gay!
I swear! You mother fuckers think I'm playing right?
One of these days, you homo haters are gonna get sick.
And you're gonna sneeze like this! *hee Hee HEE!* "BOOTY!"
And bam! You'll turn gay!
So make fun of gay people at your own risk! You just might bump your head, then bump your butt!
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
Let me know what you think about all of this gay thugging below. And be sure to subscribe to the MEET Magazine YouTube channel for more!
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