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Showing posts with label JOKING. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JOKING. Show all posts

Monday, February 2, 2015

Lady GaGa ILLUMINATI princess secret weapon in hit making! Magical piano! Possessed instrument!

Lady GaGa ILLUMINATI princess secret weapon in hit making! Magical piano! Possessed instrument!






The beautiful singer, songwriter and genius the world knows as "Lady GaGa", posted a cute little picture of herself on Instagram recently. Momma Monster is hanging out at her piano, looking ultra cool in her selfie. Here's what she said in the caption!

"I love her. My piano. play the sh*t outta her."

(Source link)
http://instagram.com/p/xsvG7ZpFA5/?modal=true

Sounds pretty innocuous right? Well, lets review Ms. GaGa for a second here!
She's gorgeous, ultra talented, has a great voice, and shes an amazing musician!

I'm gonna go out  on a limb here and say GaGa's piano is possessed with the spirits
of deceased musicians! And that's how she stays so powerful, rich, beautiful and seemingly
talented!

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Sunday, February 1, 2015

Football is the Gayest sport of all time! All sports are gay, but Football is gayer than all other sports combined! And it's racist!

Football is the Gayest sport of all time! All sports are gay, but Football is gayer than all other sports combined! And it's racist!





In 2013, I posted a blog, and YouTube video stating my opinion that wrestling was the gayest sport of all time!

http://meetmagazine.blogspot.com/2013/08/overstand-wrestling-is-gayest-sport-of.html

After some careful thought, and the realization that Wrestling is not a sport at all.
I came to the conclusion that Football is the absolute gayest sport ever!

Just look at the names of the positions in football, wide receiver & tight end?
Jammer, punter and holder?

But I digress.

Let's begin with the name.

Football is a blatant reference to BDSM! Bondage and Sadomasochism!
Football essentially means, Cock and Ball Torture!

Now lets discuss the actual game in it's self.

American Football's rules go a little something like this.

Two teams of muscular, angry men, dress up in shoulder pads,  tights, spiked heels, eye make up,  shirts with the number of men they fucked, and foreskin helmets.

They step unto a large field of grass, stand in a line and bend over in front of each others faces. One of the drag queens tosses an inflated brown testicle through his legs to his teammate, who shares the testicle with another teammate, whose job is to run across the field and cross a line.

Now, while attempting to cross this line, the drag queen must play hard to get!
The other team of drag queens are all gunning for him! Their coming as hard and fast as possible at his ass! And they want that brown testicle in their possession so bad, they will slam him on the ground, and all lay on top of him in a sky high pile of testosterone, bodies and sweat!

If the drag queen is successful in crossing the line, which is symbolic of the vein in a mans penis!
Once he crosses the line, he has completed a "touchdown"! The word "touchdown" was invented by the TSA. It means to touch a person down inside of their pants!

Anyway!

Once the drag queen, I mean football player gets a touch down, he then slams the testicle on the ground and starts dancing and posing!

Now, while he is dancing and posing to further impress his teammates, after resisting the other team of homosexuals, and making it across the field and the line. His own team is so happy and full of gay pride they repeatedly scream phrases such as, "Yeah BABY" and "that's what I'm talking about!", while slapping each other on the butt to celebrate!

After all, the Football player just earned his team Sex points! I mean, 6 points!

Now they have the chance to make another point. To increase their "score" and of course to score is to have sex! And gay football is all about men having sex with men!

The next act that will earn them 1 point, is called a "field goal".
And you receive 1 point for this play, because the number 1 is symbolic of the penis.

The smallest guy on the team comes out on the field and attempts to kick the brown testicle through a giant white fork.

And that's racist!

You see, football is  all about two teams of gay sex slaves fighting over the right to feed a slave master a big brown ball for dinner!

That's why the teams are full of black guys, which represents the help, or the staff that cooks in the back!

And the white man, the Quarterback is the head chef! His job is to make sure you feed "Massa" the meat!

Now after reading/hearing this, you will never look at football the same again!
And you shouldn't! It's making America very gay! You've been warned!

As a matter of fact, if you watch football, you're gay too!

Happy Superbowl 2015! You sissies!

Oh yeah, I forgot something! Of course at the end of the game they all strip naked and take showers together!

How gay is that?

Let me know what you think about it all below!
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Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Gay Rapper - "Young Thug" calls Rich Homie Quan his "Hubbie" on Instagram! - Husband? Gay Rap Marriage next?

Gay Rapper - "Young Thug" calls Rich Homie Quan his "Hubbie" on Instagram! - Husband? Gay Rap Marriage next?











Gay rapper, Young Thug, has let his fans know that he is currently either dating, or married to fellow suspect rapper, Rich Homie Quan. They're fans were shocked by the news, but I'm not!

You see. thugs are always saying gay things! They can't even threaten you without dry snitching on their gayness! But I'll get to that in a minute. First, lets take a look at a thugs slang words of choice! For example! The term "S.W.A.G." is an acronym for Secretly We Are Gay!

And if you still doubt that thugs are gay, let's do a run through here!

How does a thug introduce his friends to you?

He affectionately refers to him as, "Little Daddy". He tells you that that's his, "man". And when he is with his man, they "Hold each other down". They've been through the thick and the thin together. And they'll always have each others backs! And of course, they, "Get It In!" All the time!

And the question of the day is. Where are they putting it, *STRAIN* when they get it in?
Come to think about it! I don't want to know!

How does a thug typically dress?

He sags his pants for easy access of course! Because who wants to wait when the urge strikes?

Which leads me to this question. How does a thug walk?
Like a big stick just beat his candy ass like a Pinata!
He walks like it hurts so good! Like he didn't get any rest last night!
Could it have been, "Little Daddy" perhaps?

Furthermore, how does a thug talk? "Nah mean?" "Know what I'm saying?" "Fizznyee" He sounds like his mouth is full, occupied or cockupied, and very fatigued!

And what does a thug do when he's in the streets? You know, when he's Hugging the block?
He's slinging crack, and squeezing hammers of course! That sounds like something DJ Mr Cee's was charged with!

Slinging crack and squeezing hammers! Eww!

Anyway! How does a thug threaten a man?

He says that when he sees him, he's gonna lay hands him! And tear his ass up!

He talks about how he'll take another mans, manhood. And how he'll dig in his ass!
And that's when he isn't busting a hot one in a man's ass! Or, "poking" him with a knife!

They also brag about how they will make a man takes his clothes off, lay down on the floor, so they can stick their gun in his mouth, and bust off!
Subsequently living him dripping, with a smoking hot hole in him!

And why do they kill people? As a thug would say!
"Killing a nigga makes my dick hard!"
So what do you do with that chubby? Jump on the corpse and poke fun at death?

Now if this list is not gay, then becoming a Gay Porn Star isn't gay either!

As a matter of fact, no Offense to the rapper named Jadakiss, but you wont hear me talking about how I'll, "Sit the barrel dead on his lips"!

Their isn't enough, "No Homo's" in the Universe that will cleanse your soul, after that gay energy is dispersed from your mouth!

At the end of the day, there's a thin line between being gay and gangster, and if thugs didn't say gay things, they wouldn't speak at all!

So remember thugs in America and anywhere else in the world. The next time you talk about, how you're gonna "Squeeze off on em"! You sound real suspect! And please understand, that your ears, and my ears hear, "I never hesitate to lay a nigga on his back" a lot differently! Just saying

Oh and before I go, I just wanna send a warning out there to all of those people who like to shade, make fun of, or badger homosexuals! I must warn you that being gay is contagious!

You see, gay people release gay spores into the air and we breathe them in all of the time!
Now, all you gotta do to make gay spores active, is make fun of gay people, and you will magically turn gay!

I swear! You mother fuckers think I'm playing right?

One of these days, you homo haters are gonna get sick.
And you're gonna sneeze like this! *hee Hee HEE!* "BOOTY!"
And bam! You'll turn gay!

So make fun of gay people at your own risk! You just might bump your head, then bump your butt!
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

Let me know what you think about all of this gay thugging below. And be sure to subscribe to the MEET Magazine YouTube channel for more!