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Thursday, October 31, 2013

Are "Black face", Halloween costumes racist? Wise Answers! Stupid Questions.

Are "Black face", Halloween costumes racist? Wise Answers! Stupid Questions.

 

 




So! It's Halloween 2013 and the internet has been buzzing about Caucasian people doing what Caucasian people do! Which is do something racist and then say that they didn't know any better!

So! I was thinking. Which is something that racist people rarely do, these automatons prefer to react. And when they do emulate the act of thinking, they are actually scheming! Which is a lowly form of thinking.

Anyway. I was thinking about a question that racist people were asking recently!
The golden question for 2013 is. Is wearing black face racist? Is it ever okay to do?

And the answers is.... well.
Forget racist, it's down right anti Semitic! You see, with me being one of God's chosen people. I must speak out for all of my Moors and say that I have an idea that would make an ever  better costume for Halloween than a black face costume!

It's much more presentable and requires a lot less work, time, money and effort. It's a lazy persons costume. Which is perfect for a lazy racist like yourself!

So, since Julianne Hough and her supporters believe that, "black face" is cute and acceptable. Fine, it's a free country! Allegedly. You can wear whatever you want!

Anyway, next year I am going to market a red face costume, based off of Caucasian stereotypes. But until then, I will give you some instructions on how to make your very own red faced costume!

First of all, you'll need hundreds of millions of people of European decent.
side note: This costume is for females specifically!


STEP 1: - Stuff the back of your pants, dress or whatever your wearing with a telephone book, a pillow or another flat, flabby, disgusting looking and unattractive object to simulate a flat butt!

STEP 2: - Accumulate millions of little nasty hair lice in the fur on the top of your stinking head.

STEP 3: - Have your 100 million or so friends dress up as the corpses of the innocent people that your ancestors slaughtered around the entire planet. Whether that be by diseases, famine and war etc.

And for the record, if anyone asks you what you are dressed as, look at them as if they are supposed to know already. Then politely tell the, that this is called red face! And everyvbody is wearing it!

ENJOY!

And yeah, this is of course not racist at all. So, if Brownies have to get over slavery. You need to get over 911. That video and blog post is coming soon.


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Chrissy and Mr. Jones - Season 2 - Ep. 1 - Review - Recap

Chrissy and Mr. Jones - Season 2 - Ep. 1 - Review  - Recap




I must confess, I had no desire to watch the first season of this show. So I am coming in brand new on this one. I know Chrissy from Love and Hip Hop and I know Jim Jones from back in 1997 or 1998, when he was introduced on Rap City on BET, as Camron's cousin and  I am pretty sure he was Camron's manager at the time as well.

The episode starts off at Pole Position Race Way in New Jersey. Jimmy and Chrissy are racing cars with Jim Jones son, Pudie. During a family meal of Pizza and drinks, we come to find out that Pudie, has a 10 year white girl friend! And apparently he has had other girl friends in the past too! Allegedly. Anyway this Kid is like a cool ass nerd. He has that Steve Urkel, nerdy but ultra cool type of style about him! Anyway, he seems like a nice kid so far.

Pudie wants to stay at his dad's house for the summer while attending summer camp. And this will be a change from their usual lifestyle seeing that it's usually just Chrissy, Jim and and their bull dog. Chrissy wants to make sure that Jimmy is up to par with his fatherly duties and not just putting all of the added work and attention on her. That seems to be her only concern with Pudie coming  to visit. Otherwise she seems to be delighted by the idea of Jim spending that quality time with Pudie

In the next scene. We are back at the house.

It's the first day of Pudie's visit and jimmy is having troubles with getting up and tending to his duties already! Chrissy's worst nightmare is coming true. And this shit looks ultra cheesy and I see where this bull shit is going!

Alright, so now were at the International Food Warehouse in New Jersey with Jim Jones mom, affectionately known as Mama Jones, and her friend, Sassy.

Sassy asked about what happened with Freddy. Mama Jones former employee and former friend. They were working on a business named Pumkash together. Pumkash is a combination of 2 words. Pum, for Pum pum nami nami nami, or vagina, and kash, spelled with a K for money! Mama Jones has a perfume that is supposed to smell like pussy and money! Or plain and simply, like a funky strip club!

Anyway, Freedy has been trying to get into contact with Mama Jones. However, she is very reluctant about being involved with this guy again. They had a falling out over a contract that he wanted her to sign. To make matters more complicated. Their have been too many rumors circulating about the pair being intimate with each other. Allegations which Mama Jones vehemently denies ! Sassy tells Mama Jones that she needs to link back up with Freddy and possibly mend their broken friendship.


In the next scene
Jimmy and Pudie are gardening together.  They are supposed to be planting 50 flowers total! While working on the lawn, Jimmy tells his boy that he needs to follow a little list of rules, during his stay at the Jones estate. Such as, replacing an old light bulb if he sees that it's blown out. Refraining from drinking from container that are in the refrigerator, flushing the toilet when he goes to bathroom etc. Basically the stuff that Chrissy told him to do!

After about 3-4 of the 50 flowers they were supposed to be planting they call it quits for whatever reason. And Jim needs to call Chrissy about the gardening not being finished. So, he makes a deal with Pudie! Pudie has to make the call and he wil get $20 extra on top of  his allowance for the week for a grand total of... they don't say! But he's making an extra $20!

So, on the second day of Pudie staying at his pops house.
The alarm clock goes off, and jimmy is not getting up to wake Pudie up for camp!
But Jim didn't have to be up this day because, Pudie is already up, dressed and making waffles and pouring orange juice for Chrissy! He's making sure he looks out for his soon to be step mom.

 Awww. I really wanna hate on this show and shit on them so badly. But their little family is so cute I can't do it. Not yet at least! HA HA HA HA HA! Trust me, the wickedness is coming. They'll do some dumb shit sooner or later. And I'm gonna end up receiving threatening tweets from Jim Jones! HA HA HA HA HA!

In the next scene, Freddie and Mr's Jones are at a park. Mama Jones is actually willing to talk with him! Freedy has a little picnic all set up for them!

Freddy says that they always had a  little spark between them! But the rumors about Freddy smashing it, and now seeing what appears to be a romantic picnic, whether this is a joke or not, is just too much for Mama Jones! Freddy teases her about the rumors relentlessly! She tires to duck and dodge him, she runs away like a young girl at school from a boy that just wont leave her alone!

 She even attempts to hop in a SUV and close the door! He tried to pull her out! And at one point even picks her up and runs with her. He really wants her to attend this picnic badly! But this joke is just not funny enough to her for her to participate in it! She just may get a restraining order against this prankster, because by the end of the scene she begins chasing him with a stun gun!

In the next scene, we are back at the house on what is supposed to be day 2. The day that Pudie made waffles and orange juice for Chrissy. But this could have been day 15 with the way that they edit and script these shows and all! Jim comes down stairs and thinks that he's about to wake up Pudie.

However Chrissy notifies Jim, that he was up already. And is basically ready to go! He was probably ready so fast because he was anxious to see his stable of women! Little man is already getting down like Teddy on Black Ink Crew! He has all kinds of women!

Chrissy expresses her concerns about some of the things that Jim instructed Pudie to do! They see that the young man listens to his dad, and appears to take what he says to heart. So, basically Chrissy doesn't want for Pudie to go messing around with electricity and become pudding!

Anyway, Jim attempts to manipulate Chrissy, and get her to wake up Pudie 3 days a week, out of 5. And she wants Jim to get up 3 days. In the end she agrees to 2 out of 5. I think that Jim sometimes underestimates Chrissy's intelligence. She might be a lot of things, but a dummy or easily fooled is not one of them!

Chrissy is enjoying Pudies stay very much. She love seeing the loving father side of Jimmy. In other words, all of that Daddyness is making her wet! And a wet Chrissy is a happy Chrissy.


Who knows, they might be popping up pregnant soon! Or at least getting down on camera like it's Friday!



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Love and Hip Hop - NEW YORK - Season 4 - Episode 1 - review - recap - opinion!

Love and Hip Hop - NEW YORK - Season 4 - Episode 1 - review - recap - opinion!

 



I've been waiting for this for months! Better be good!


The intro alone had me buzzing, I see that they recruited loads of pretty girls for this season! They definitely stepped their game up with the prettiness!


Yandy Smith's story is up first. Her man, Mendeecees Harris is in jail for allegedly, conspiring to move over $2,500,000 worth of cocaine and heroin!

The controversial nature of his absence has prompted Yandy to lie to her 7 year old son and tell him that his father is in the Army.

After a little beating around the bush. Mendeecees  jr. lets her know that he knew already about his father being in jail. And that he found out because, one day he was faking like he was asleep and overheard his parents discussing the issue. Either that, or he watches the show! Anyway, he kept this information to himself for months. Allgedly. She assures him that his dad will be home someday. She just doesn't let him know he'll be 30 or so when he gets out if he is convicted. And receives his mandatory minimum sentence of 20 years!


Next up is Tara, she is the live in girlfriend of Peter Gunz as well as the mother of his  child. She moved to new york from Mississippi to pursue a career in acting. Peter Guns, aka Peter Panky, and Tara have been together for 13 years.

I am learning all kinds of new things about Peter Gunz. He can play the acoustic guitar pretty well for example! He introduces himself as being an artist that has been in the music business for 15 strong years.  And he also mentions his Grammy nomination for the hit song "Deja Vu- (Uptown Baby)" By Lord Tariq and Pete Gunz! Remmeber, he said Grammy nominated. Not Grammy winning! So don't watch the show, looking for a dusty 15 year old Grammy anywhere!

No dusty Grammy's yet but, Jesus! Peter Guns feet are so dirty, he looks like Tarzan! He will now officially be known as Tarzan Gunz.. And I cannot help myself but to think, man, Filthy Feet should have let Rich Dollaz sign Erica Mena to a contract! So he could afford a swiffer! I know what to get him as a house warming gift when he cops a house after he gets this show money!

Peter and his woman are waiting on a baby sitter. No word on whether or not that babysitter is Loriel! They have to go to a music showcase with Peters Artist Amina
Buddafly!

In the meantime, Peter is teasing Tara about her being a groupie in his hit music video, for Deja Vu. This was of course a joke! They actually meant at a music store, 13 years ago. He left his phone number for her, they started hanging out, and now they are together.

And the groupie story is much more exciting!

Anyways...

In the next scene. Rich, Yandy, Peter, Tara and Amina are at the Myx Fusion Lounge in Soho NYC.

The talent showcase is being hosted by Rich Dollaz and Yandy Smith.

They invited industry executives to review the new talent that they have. As well as to announce that they are starting up a new record label. Peter Gunz artist and mistress, Amina Buddafly will be performing, and if she is good, they will be signing a contract with the new label ASAP!

Yandy has been in the industry for a long time and she is ready to start a label, with her wealth of knowledge, experience and connections

Amina butterfly hits the stage, singing and playing a Roland keyboard. She has , "the industry look". Slim, pretty with a nice smile. As well an industry sound to go with it! She has an nice, soft and sultry voice! Lounge music style! Very soothing and her sound and looks should appeal to most everyone!

She explains that she is performing for someone special tonight! In the song that she was singing she says something to the effect of, "what I got myself into this time". And I said, yeah, that is a subliminal message about Peter Gunz!

Yandy was touched and Tara loves her music as well! And Rich Dollaz is feeling it! So, it looks like a deal is about to be made!

Peter and Amina sit down to discuss business, they are obviously messing around on the side. The flirting is ridiculous, down right blatant! Peter lets her know that they are gonna link up the next day. And we all know that it is for more than just mere business! 


Now we are gonna check up on Joe Budden! One quarter of the Slaughter House machine!

Joe Budden and Tahiry are back together to no ones surprise!

The two are lounging on the bed having pillow talk. Something that a guy like Joe Budden is very accustomed too. They are having a discussion about STD's!
Joe was recently tested however, he didn't receive his rest results yet, and she wants to make sure that after 4 years of him wrestling bears, she wants to make sure he is clean of dirt and debris! This guy gets around you know?

Tahiry states that wants commitment. while Joe is thinking more practical and is looking for some fun! She feels that now that he is older and more financially stable, he may commit to her. (And if he's matured, he wont dare commit to her. She isn't the one. Sorry to break the news to the world. But why get divorced later?)

Now, here is what I've been waiting for!  One of my favorite Latina's. Erica Mena!

Erica is at a women's store, buying lingerie for her new sex book. Rich Dollas who is now in the friends zone. Slithers into the establishment looking like he just came from the desert! Because he's so thirsty, he's coughing up sand!

He still wanted to play with pretty little Erica but it may be too late! Rich drove Erica crazy and she is loving her bisexual lifestyle now. She is having the fish, and decided to skip the kielbasa.

In addition to not liking hot dogs anymore, we find out that Erica is still mad at Peter Gunz! Because last season Peter told Rich to not sign Erica and that he needs to leave her crazy ass alone!

And now I insert my own shameless plug!
I have the perfect track for Erica. Produced by me, and it could be a big hit record so, send me a message Erica!

Anyway, in the next scene.

Amina is at Platinum Studios in Midtown NYC with Peter Gunz. And this Black Foot Indian mother fucker can play the drums! Damn! If he spent as much time washing his feet as he does playing instruments....

Anyway, come to find out Amina was a part of a girls band named Black Buddafly. She sang with her 2 sisters from Germany. The trio has since disbanded and her sisters moved back to Germany and became mothers. Amina is now focusing on her solo career.

Peter and Amina have been working together for about a year now. She loves working with him, however she finds it hard to stay focused on her music with her "sexy manager", being there!

Now this bold statement left viewers searching on the internet for information on who her manager was. Viewers shut down the internet and destroyed servers! They kept searching for her manager because, she said, "sexy" and everybody was like, "nah she can't be talking about Peter! Just kidding! Don't slap me Peter! I was totally kidding!

Anyway, he feel in love with Amina, now and his heart is torn between his two women! Peter loves to make music with Amina and he feels that Tara is his soul mate.


After a commercial break.
We're at the Teter Boro airport in New Jersey. An air plane has landed and it's, K Michelle. The psychopath from Love and Hip Hop Atlanta! Michelle going on the road for a year to promote her new album.

She meets up with her friend named Paris. And if you think that K. Michelle is a negative black female stereotype. You haven't seen anything yet! Imagine trashy K. Michelle if she weighed 200 extra pounds!

K Michelle wants to have some fun with a new man. and get her "woohoo straight" as she calls it. Which means that she wants for someone to murder her vagina!

Paris said she needs to get her a "G'd up nigga" and she'll be good to go.
Poetry from a Helpless Hood rat! How more blatantly disgusting could a fat black woman be? I bet she masturbates with a fried chicken leg! Negative stereotype, fat fucking bitch!

Anyway, K Michelle is possibly going to get with a white man. Possibly an Italian. And to no ones surprise these Ratchet Rats  are so dumb, that they don't know that Italians are Caucasians. I wonder if K. Michelle is going to stop being madam coon if she gets with her snowman. Lets see if this idiot switches her style up for a Caucasian.


Anyway, now we're at the park, in Astoria Heights Playground, in Queens NY, with Tara.

Peter didn't come home last night, he didn't show up to take son to school or pick him up from school either! She says that she probably called his phone 10 times. And got no response at all.

Peter was in the studio with Amina, and he knows that he messed up!
He claims that he didn't have his phone charger. And his phone was off. Tara isn't buying it! He says that he saw her missed call. Tara explains that, if your phone is off, their wont be a missed call message to see!

Tara then shows Peter a picture that was sent to her from her sister! It's an instagram photo of Amina laying on Peters chest. Peter starts playing it off like it wasn't like that at all. And claims that he is just managing her, Tara says that when she was pregnant, Peter had a child with some other woman. And to that I say, these black chicks will never learn! But thanks for the easy breezy! HA HA!


After a commercial and pissing break.
Yandy is laying on her bed, in her apartment in the Bronx NY, without me. Anyway. She receives a phone call from Mendecee. It's been 5 months, that this criminal case stuff has been going on and she needs to talk with him!

Yandy tells Mendecee , about their son over hearing their conversation about him being locked up. Mendecee is startled to know that his son knows about him being in a gay mans paradise! JAIL! And he hates to have to lie to him. (I'd think that this is the perfect opportunity to use yourself as an example not to follow. But to each their own!)

Yandy expresses to Mendecee that she wishes that he'd show her more attention and not just focus on this stressful situation. And to that, I say. Yandy, you need to tell Mendecee about us. Just kidding!

But you seriously don't have to wait around for 20 years for this guy. I am just saying. Unless you had something to do with the drug thing! Just saying! You wouldn't be the only alleged female drug mule or drug conspirator on that show. Just saying!

In the next scene Peter and Amina  are at Amina's apartment. At the Upper West Side of  NYC!

These two messy characters are in the bed and . Amina wants Peter to stay, but he has family duties to attend to. He lets her know that he needs go be with his family right now, and assures her he loves her! AWWW! (That's right Peter! Stay on good terms with your other woman before the claws come out and you have to pay child support with this new Television show money!)

After another commercial break.

We pay a visit to the Charter House in Weehawken NJ., Joe Budden and Tahiry are having dinner, and probably a cigarette too!

Back in day money was a little short, therefore Joe Budden was broke buttons and now he wants to make up for it. He is wining and dining Booty model Tahiry!
And he has great news! His STD results came back clean, and after he feed her lips, he's gonna feed her lips! NAH MEAN?!!!!!!!!!!!

They have been on and off for the past 9 years and this hiatus, is gonna lead to some high anus! Budden is focuses on the booty! Booty bulls eye! And he's gonna toss some darts, in the hole from which she farts! Get her Buddens! With your Giraffe looking ass. I'm gonna start calling you Jeffry! Toy's R-Us kid!


In our next scene, we're at Yandy's apartment in the Bronx New York. And no, I am not there for whatever reason! But Tara is visiting!

Yandy states that work is good and the baby is great, but she is distraught over Mendeecees sentence. This was one of those boring, "sister girlfriend", black chicks talking about their babies daddy being in jail scenes. Sorry Yandy. And no I am not hating on Mendeecees either! He has great taste in women obviously.

After a commercial break Amina is singing for Rich and Peter at Village Underground in West Village NYC.

We learn that Amina was going through somethings with her former boyfriend, and Peter had some issues going on at home as well. And that's how they ended up getting together. Peter doesn't want to ruin his home situation. He wants to have his devils food cake, eat it and beat it too! Damn filthy feet! You get around! You get around like, Deja VU. DEJA VU! - Uptown Baby!

Peter can't even pay attention to his job of managing Amina the singer. Because he is so concerned with their love affair! So Peter gets up to go to take a piss, or a shit or something! Anyway, he gets up to go to the powder room, hopefully to wash them dirty ass feet! I got you on Christmas son! I got you! Fingerhut will be making an express delivery! Seriously, a Swiffer and some slippers will be at your doorstep for Christmas!

During Peter's absents, Rich expresses his concerns about Peter's seemingly inappropriate relationship with Amina. He pretty much let her know that he doesn't want their rendezvous interfering with his cheddar! I don't blame him! Get that bread thirsty Rich!

He also mentions to her, that the mother of Peter's children, and the kids are in town.
Amina feels that rich needs to mind his business and stay out of it! And she let's him in on some very interesting information! Not only is she legally married to Peter, behind Tara's back. She even has Mr's. Pankey tattooed on her body!

Oh no! We have to wait to next week to find out more about this Hankey Pankey!

Anyway, the episode was pretty good. I'd give it a 7 - 7 1/2. The show can really do with out K Michelle. And all of this bad acting. Amina is bad as fuck! She's almost as hot as Eric Mena! Anyway. This story line between Peter, Amina and Tara is straight bull shit! It's faker than K Michelles red hair!

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Wednesday, October 30, 2013

LOVE AND HIP HOP ATALANTA - Che Mack told to FUCK - Stevie J - for more AIRTIME!

LOVE AND HIP HOP ATALANTA - Che Mack told to FUCK - Stevie J - for more AIRTIME!





Che Mack is a rapper and one of the stars form the hit VH1 series. Love and Hip Hop Atlanta. Who recently spoke out about some behind the scenes debauchery!
Here is the handle on the scandal! One of the producers of the show, not Mona Scott, but one of the producers.

Tried to get her to sit on Santa Clauses lap for more air time! And she was not having that! She claims to never have had any sexual relationship with music producer and music industry executive Stevie J!

Kudos to Che Mack! We don't need another sex tape of a female rapper taking a dildo up the pussy hole for Stevie J! (Sorry I took it there EVE!)

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Dancing With The Stars - Season 17 - Week 7 - Team Dance Week -Ep. Review - Recap

Dancing With The Stars - Season 17 -  Week 7 - Team Dance Week - Episode Review - Recap





After the mishap with the voting last week, leading to no one being eliminated!
Hopefully Bill Engval or Jack Osbourne will be voted off! Let's see how this goes!



Elizabeth and Val danced a Quickstep to "Dance Apocalyptic"by Janelle Monáe

Despite lots of fast foot work their were unfortunately no big moves! It wasn't very exciting. Without a high level of difficulty in movements. I was left felling a bit empty. It was really missing some flare I'd give her a 24. It was good for what it was.

Elizabeth received a straight 9's from all judges for a score of  27.



Brant and Peta danced a Jive to "Tutti Frutti"by Little Richard.

My first impression was, that it looked an awful lot like a scene from Glee. With the cheesy costumes, and all! At one point in the dance, Brant rips off Peta's skirt, throws it on the floor next to them, and slips on it, nearly falling on his face!

I feel that his dance deserves a score of  21 because of his slip. Without the slip, I would have given him a 24. But I have to deduct a point per judge for the mistake! This is probably his best dance all season.

Like Elizabeth, Brant receives 9's from all 3 judges for a cumulative score of 27.



Leah Remini and Toni danced a Salsa to "I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)"by Pitbull

The dance had some big moves. With lifts and flare! The only issue with it, is it was slow. But other than that, it was good! This was her best dance of this season,and she should get a score of 24.

 Carrie Ann and Bruno give Leah 9's and Len gives her an 8 for a score of 26.

Leah, is recovering from a rib injury. no word on whether or not her husband caused it with bedroom boxing!



Jack and Cheryl danced a Jive to "Going Up the Country"by Canned Heat

This was by far Jacks best dance of the season. He usually sucks beaver balls, but he was actually okay this time around! His performance had one major flub up. He tried to perform an outside crescent kick, and instead of kicking over his partners head. His lack of flexibility caused Cheryl to have to alter the dance movement. Instead of leaning back for him to kick over her head. She positioned herself far away from his portly leg for safety reason and when she leaned back, he appeared to kick over her chest or stomach! He could have knocked her face off! Be careful jack, be careful!  I'd give him a 21.

Carrie ann gave jack a 10, Len gave him an 8 and Bruno gave him a 9!
For an undeserved score of 27. Hopefully Carrie Ann will be fired and move on to do movies soon or something! Preferably adult movies! She sucks!



Amber and Derek danced a Paso Doble to "Diablo Rojo"by Rodrigo y Gabriela

Precious, I mean Amber, and Derek are both injured. Her knee is blown out, probably from lifting a hefty fork. And Derek needs a new back! He made the idiotic mistake of picking up his brick house of a dance partner last week during the team challenge. He should sue himself for such spontaneous stupidity!

Amber deserves an easy perfect score. It was extremely enjoyable to watch! Derek acted as a matador, and Amber utilized her dress as the matador's cape! It was Excellent, poetic and down right brilliant!

With scores of 10 from Carrie Ann and Len and a 9 from Bruno! Amber received a score of 29 total points!And this is why Bruno needs to be fired immediately! His excuse for giving Amber a 9 was some sort of bullshit about her shoulders being held a certain way while dancing. Boy, some people sure can pull lies out of thin air!



Bill Engval and Emma danced a Quickstep to "Viva Las Vegas" by Elvis Presley

Bill Engval's quick step looked more like a slow step! His performance was not only slow, it was boring and looked an awful lot like an aerobic workout for senior citizens! He honestly deserved a score of 15.

Carrie Ann and Bruno give Bill 8's while Len gives Bill a 7. For a total score of 23.



Nicole & Sasha danced a Samba to "Hey Mama"by Black Eyed Peas

Nicole had an okay performance. Their didn't appear to be much difficulty in her movements. And I wish their would have been something in their to make it more interesting. Such as some big moves. I was just not very interesting. And it was  slightly better than Jacks. She deserves a score of 23. However, seeing that jack got 27 points. She should get a 28 or 29, just based off of that.
The judges all give Nicole 9's for a total of 27 points.




Corbin and Karina danced a Cha-cha-cha to "Pumpin Blood"by NONONO

Corbin and Karina's dance was energetic, fluid and very natural looking. They appeared to perform every movement with ease. They two artists were born to be dancers. A perfect score is a must for this absolutely flawless performance.

Carrie Ann and Bruno gave Corbin a 10 and Len gave Corbin a 9.
And in my best Donal Trump impression. "You're fired!"



Now that we have the individual dances out of the way. It's time for the Team Freestyle dance compeition! The celebrities pair off into teams of 4. First up is  "Spooky BomBom". Which consist of, Elizabeth & Val, Bill E. & Emma, Nicole & Sasha, Leah & Tony.

 "Spooky BomBom" Freestyle danced to "Bom Bom"by Sam and the Womp
 Nicole rocked it! She came out flipping, her partner lifted her up in the air and spent her around damned their on his finger like a Harlem Globe Trotter! Then Val jumped over Elizabeths head! Not like Jacoby Jones. She bent down for this movement. Then Leah Remini steps up. And well, she is just not a dancer. That's as nice of a critique as I can give. And Bill was okay I guess.

At the end, the guys tossed little Nicole in the air like a cheerleader in high school. And I mean, they threw her way up in the air! I think they may have been trying to make her fall! But they caught her in the end! Nicole was the best in the whole dance. And yes, she was even better than Elizabeth tonight. Believe it or not!

They deserve a score of 25 in my assessment. With straight 9's from all 3 judges, they received a score of  27.




The Second team is named "FoxingAwesome". Which consist of  Amber & Derek, Corbin & Karina, Jack & Cheryl, Brant & Peta.

" FoxingAwesome" danced a Freestyle to "The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?)"by Ylvis

Amber did well, being one of the best dancers in the competition, she was one of the best in this freestyle as expected. Brant did okay, not bad at all. Then, all of a sudden Corbin comes in like a tidal wave and kills it!. One of the most enjoyable dances all season. Then Jack comes in, and well. I mean it was Jack, so. What do you expect?  He sucked!

Overall, it looked like a big Broadway play style production! It was amazing. I am honestly not a huge fan of dance, and man, this was something else! Totally deserves an easy breezy 30!. Kudos to Amber, Brant and  of course Corbin Bleu.
 And they receive a score of 30! 10's from all of the judges! They got it right this time!


After the dance competition. We're notified that someone from team"Spooky BomBom" is going to be eliminated. And that Person was Nicole "Snookie" Polizzi. And she took the news hard! She was crying and luckily for the janitor their wasn't a shard of glass on the floor, because she totally looks like a cutter!

Anyway, I will have next weeks recap and review up probably on Tuesday. Took me to Wednesday this time because of technical difficulties! Subscribe to my YouTube channel! (link below) I will be posting a crap load more news, reviews and recaps!

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Monday, October 28, 2013

Lady GAGA - VENUS - NEW SINGLE cover - ILLUMINATI? - Demon - Pazuzu from Sumer?

 Lady GAGA - VENUS - NEW SINGLE cover - ILLUMINATI? - Demon - Pazuzu from Sumer?





So I saw the cover for Lady Gaga's new single titled "Venus"!

Love the title. Venus is of course the love and beauty goddess from Rome, represented with the 5 point star. Seeing that GAGA is Italian, maybe she is paying homage to her ancestors? Or maybe she prays to Venus, or invokes Venus herself? Who knows!

The interesting thing about that cover is. It looked so familiar to me!

With my background in the Occult and Esoteric sciences. I said wait a minute! Isn't that Pazuzu? You know, the Sumerian Demon Pazuzu? I mean, Come one GAGA! What's next? The sigil of Lucifer tattooed on your forehead?

Geez! This woman loves the Occult. Marry me Stephanie! Anyway.............

Do you think that the beautiful cover art to her new single is in fact Pazuzu? Or is it something else? Does Steph worship Venus? Let me know what you think!

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Tommy Sotomayor - Fatherless America MOVIE!- Should TOMMY show us the money?

Tommy Sotomayor - Fatherless America  MOVIE!- Should TOMMY show us the money?




Their has been a lot of talk about Tommy TJ Sotomayor stealing the money that fans and listeners have been donating towards funding his "Fatherless America" documentary with Tim Alexander!

Seeing that you have to show receipts for your business expenses to investors etc. Then shouldn't Tommy be showing us where his donations are going? I mean, it's only fair! He is a man of integrity, in his own mind right?

So, do you think that Thomas TJ Sotomayor should have to cough up those receipts?  Do you trust Tommy?

I think that he needs to show us the money! You can't even go to the guys website without being hacked by him!

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World's Greatest Dance! Ariel Silk Acrobatics!

World's Greatest Dance! Ariel Silk Acrobatics!



This is a video from 2012, North Carolina Renaissance Fair.
The performers name is Colette Dessingue. She is a comedian and a dancer.
This video is her doing Ariel Acrobatics with silk ribbon. Wow!


She's amazing! And so cute. =o) ENJOY!

TLC - MOVIE - Exposes ILLUMINATI?

TLC - MOVIE - Exposes ILLUMINATI? 






Notice anything odd or out of place in the TLC movie? Well, Lisa Left Eye Lopez had ties with Suge Knight of Death Row records. And she even signed a recording contract with him.

She changed her name from Left Eye to "Nina" and Death Row changed its name to "The Row". Remember that?

Well, why did they leave all of this information out of the Biopic? And why did they change her signing with Suge Knight, to her signing with Master P?

Yeah you heard me right! When they mentioned Master P in the movie, they were talking about Suge Knight! Now why would they do that? Was it fear? Was it the "ILLUMINATI"?

11 years ago when Lisa passed away, people in a car accident in La Ceiba Honduras, people said that Suge had something to do with it! So maybe the people who made the movie were scared to speak about it.

Who knows!

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TLC - Movie BACKLASH! Pebbles daughter wants to BEAT UP CHILI! @AshleyReidPhoto - Ashley Reid!

TLC - Movie BACKLASH! Pebbles daughter wants to BEAT UP CHILI! @ASHLEYREIDPHOTO - Ashley Reid!

 




Looks like Ashley Reid @AshleyReidPhoto is down right pissed off at Chili of TLC!

The daughter of LA Reid and Pebbles was not happy with her mothers portrayal in the TLC biopic, which aired on VH1 last week. She took her anger and frustration unto to Twitter and threatened Chili!

She tweeted this message to Chili! "@officialchilli I cannot WAIT to see you around honey!"

Something tells me that she doesn't want to bump into Chili to go eat Chili cheese fries! She promptly deleted the threatening message!

In another tweet she said, "When will people realize that a movie is a MOVIE? Not truth. It's not a true story. It's meant to entertain."

Not only did she delete both tweets! Her mom Pebbles, deleted her threatening tweets as well!


So, do you think that their was any truth to her mothers portrayal in the film?
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TLC MOVIE BACKLASH! Pebbles is suing them! Over portrayal! LAWSUIT TWEET!

TLC MOVIE BACKLASH! Pebbles is suing them! Over portrayal! LAWSUIT TWEET!






Looks like former R&B star Pebbles is pretty pissed about being protrayed as a greedy, money grubing heartless bitch in VH1'S biopic of the singing trio, TLC.
She decided to display her grievances to the world when she said.

"I would say being lied on 4 as long & trying to continue is sadder. But, the continued slander from all will help prove just what is done."

Another tweet she posted said.

“I'm not here to promote something I put on the MAP and yet have been disrespected by because of more reasons than one! Lawyers on deck."

Well. I guess this is going to be interesting to watch! Just like her daughters threatening tweets. She deleted them! But not before the internet took screen captures of them!

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Crystal Selene Jones - Former TLC member - Not a fan of how she was depicted in TLC MOVIE!

Crystal  Selene Jones - Former TLC member - Not a fan of how she was depicted in TLC MOVIE!


If you have not seen my review, reaction, recap of the TLC movie, click the link here! (WILL POST LINK WHEN FINISHED EDITING)

 Crystal Jones, the original third member of the R&B trio, TLC. Is not happy with her role in the biopic of the band. Which aired on VH1 a week ago! In her words, Crystal states, "I was very disappointed." And, "The way that they portrayed me was very inaccurate."

She claims that her early departure from the group, was not based on a bad audition, were she sang like a tone def amateur on karaoke night, like how the movie portrayed her.

She stated that her leaving the group was actually was based on her review of the bogus recording contract that Pebbles offered the group.

Her version of the story goes as follows. Tionne T-Boz Watkins, Rozanda Chili Thomas and Crystal Jones, (the original TLC). Went to their lawyers office to view their recording contract. When she went through the lengthy paper work, and she could not fully understand it. She wanted to show it to her mother for further clarification. So that she'd understand exactly what it meant. And Pebbles emphatically said, "NO!"

She brought up a great point about being portrayed as a bad singer in the movie. She said, "My thing is, if I sing that bad, then why offer me a contract?"

Crystal has since moved on! She is working on a collection of memoirs, and it's not all about TLC. TLC is a pivotal part of her journey, however it's mainly about her life.


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Saturday, October 26, 2013

DANIGGAWITDATATTOOS - Conscious Community BEEF - My RESPONSE - REACTION

DANIGGAWITDATATTOOS - Conscious Community BEEF - My RESPONSE - REACTION

 

On behalf of the "Conscious Community" DANIGGAWITDATATTOOS - Please go away!





I saw a video by a YouTube by a user with the name "DANIGGAWITDATATTOOS".

And the title of the video alone let me know that I may have to respond to it. And that video is titled. "Why The "Black Conscious" Community Dont Like Me".

In his video, TATTOO claims that the "Black conscious community", doesn't like him because he doesn't hate Caucasian people. 

And I highly doubt that!

In his video he claims that his views of equality between "Blacks" and "Whites", is why his critics do not like him.

My personal opinion on why the so called, "conscious black people" don't like "DANIGGAWITDATATTOOS" is because of 2 reasons. I feel that #1 you are a pseudo intellectual. #2 I feel that you are a contradictive, con artist. Or phoney. And an egotist. But I'll get to that in a minute.

I am considered to be a member of the so called "conscious community", so I am speaking out as an individual. As well as for anyone who feels the same way that I do about this young man.

My, "beef" or "issue" with you has nothing to do with you not hating Caucasians.  Because, if you hate Caucasians as a group, you aren't a conscious individual in the first place! You may be semi conscious. But you are surely not a conscious individual if you harbor hatred in your heart for strangers, over something that they were not asked to be born as. And that goes for the people that hate homosexuals as well.

On the other hand. If you hate homosexuality, or white supremacy, injustice and inequality etc. then that's fine. But to hate individuals is counter productive to say the least! Or simply hate the sin, not the sinner as the Christians say!

My issue or "beef" with you and your brand of pseudo intellectualism is because, unlike a lot of the other pseudo intellectuals. You appear to take your ignorance seriously. So, I'm not for example laughing at you, or with you, therefore their is no, "out" for me.

As far as your contradictory and fake behavior goes. I've watched you switch up form, from predator, to victim, out of sheer convenience. One minute you passively agressively attack other people in a sneaky and effiminate way. The next minute you play the victim card and clutch your pearls to keep your chain from being snatched!

You can dish it out, but can't take it. Let's begin with your pseudo intellectualism.

DANIGGAWITDATATTOOS -THE PSEUDO INTELLECTUAL

The few times that I heard you speak, I felt like you were trying to fit into somewhere that you don't belong. And that is the realm of consciousness and intellectualism.

Their are teachers and then their are students. And good teachers are good students. Right? Well I feel that you are not meant to be a teacher. But you come across as someone who would like to be viewed as one.

And whether you realize it or not, you are looked at as being a teacher by some of your viewers. And guess what. Bad information, can be more dangerous than no information at all. You may be well meaning over all. But their are people that look up to you that take what you say to be 100% factual, and these people absorb this information and then pass it along.

I just don't want to see  you influencing other people with your speeches, that will  go unto adopt your false ideologies, and then the cycle of ignorance continues to persist.

In other words, please stick to factual information, because sometime, you put a whole bunch of nonsensical jibber jabber up in there, in your mix. And this is how people get confused.

Time for my other gripe with you. You being full of it, and full of yourself.

DANIGGAWITDATATTOOS -THE CONTRADICTORY CON ARTIST - PHONEY BOLOGNA, EGOTIST


When I watched some of your videos, you appeared to be a disingenuous, attention whore, who is seeking views and a bit of internet fame. Cloaked with the veil of, "consciousness".

I have little to no aversion to you seeking celebrity. To each his own! However, when you mix attention whoring, fame seeking and ignorance into consciousness, you get served a plate of overly processed food for thought. Its just not a balanced meal. It's not nutrient rich, and it's not dense. It's baby food.
Watered down baby food is what you serve!

Their is a time and place for everything and, consciousness has a very tiny place for foolishness. And you have a cat like quality in the way that you approach subjects. You crawl, claw and wiggle your way up into subjects that you have little to no Knowledge Wisdom or Understanding about.

And when people call you out for being ignorant, you curse them out! Therefore you operating from your lower Chakras. You are being egotistical. I feel that you do this, not just to enlighten others. But to make yourself feel smart, good and important.

Just look at the video that I am responding to for example. The title alone disturbed the Hell out of me! I said to myself, "why would he name the video that?" And the answer is simple. For views and attention! However you are not taking into account the consequence of making a video like this. Think about it.

All that someone who hates so called, "black" people needs to see is you claiming that the "best" of us, the "brightest" of us, the scholars, and teachers of our "race", are essentially being called out as being a bunch of bigots by you!

That is all the ammunition that a racist person, including these Black people that hate us needs to see. And this will be confirmation in their minds. To justify their unjustifiable behavior. So, please choose your words and video titles wisely. Impressionable minds are watching and wandering ears are listening. And for some of these people, their main interaction, or even their only interaction with a so called "black" person, is on the internet!

Oh and 1 more thing. You start off your videos with smoking. Their is nothing conscious about smoking. And your screen name alone screams pure ignorance! Moving along.

In conclusion. What do I plan to do to make the situation better for all of us?

DEALING WITH "NIGGAS" WITH TATTOOS!

I want to quote something that you said in your video. You said.

"If you're all about black, now you're attacking me. A black person. Whose trying to do positive things out here. Regardless of your disagreements with me on some certain points or whatever like that, I'm still about black unity, period.

 I'm about humanity period. I'm a humanitarian like what the fuck am I supposed to do about this shit? I can't hate for no reason. I don't have the ability, I'm sorry. But this is my mother fucking way!" - DANIGGAWITDATATTOOS


You play the victim card very well! I remember telling you months, ago that the whole, "strong black woman" lie is a ridiculous thing to say. And your reply to me was, "fuck you". 

I was offended when you said this to me, but then I realized something. You are a very ignorant person posing as an intellectual. So, what should I honestly expect? In fact, I've noticed that you say, "fuck you" to a lot of people. And if that is your best response to someone, then that speaks volumes for your character, personality and intelligence.

You appear to say "fuck you!" to people that you cannot converse with! When someone knows more than you, or better than you about a particular subject. Or if they speak you into a corner by utilizing their superior intellect and or speaking abilities. You throw out all of that consciousness stuff, and come out swinging! You are ill equipped to debate, so you react with emotion. And that's not acceptable!

You should be able to explain your position and enlighten us with your abilities. Other wise, you are the joke that people are saying that you are. So either, prove us wrong, or prove us right. Either way, were listening. And the world is watching.

As far as you calling out a whole "community" of people is concerned.


You need to point out individuals as opposed to whole, "communities".
Calling out "communities" because you don't like the actions of an individual  is exactly what the racist are doing. I will break that down another time!

My plan of action is, the next time I see you saying something completely off the wall. I will politely point it out and correct you! No arguing, no griping. I am going to just correct your ways, and explain to you in detail why you are incorrect!

Here's my advice to you.

People need to stick to what they know. I am not trying to hear Flavor Flav explaining the history of the Moors in Spain. Nor am I looking for 2 Chain to tell me about the Hebrew Israelites.

Some things don't mix. and "Niggas" with Tattoos, and high powered, 9 Ether, Chakra Illuminating, Kundalini cultivating, conversation, just don't fit together!


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Thursday, October 24, 2013

Dancing With The Stars has the WORST JUDGES in REALITY TV HISTORY! #RantRage!

Dancing With The Stars has the WORST JUDGES in REALITY TV HISTORY!





I have watched hundreds of hours of Reality TV in my lifetime. Possibly thousands! I've watched the prank shows, the shows were they purposely stick people who wont get along, into a house with each other! Shows were they strand people on Islands. Shows were they piece together a crappy music group.

 And even shows were they put together a good music group as well! I've even watched the reality TV. shows about midgets, to the dating shows, to the marrying and dating midget shows! To the, I hate my wife, here take the bitch programs! And the list goes on and on and on!

In other words. I've seen it all!

And by far, the worst judges I have ever seen in my lifetime, are the ass caps on Dancing With The Stars! They should all be fired immediately. I mean Carrie Ann Inaba is so fucking annoying that I don't even know where to begin!

When it comes to male contestants for example. She switches back and forth between 2 different critiques based off of her attraction to them. If they look like shit, she acts like she is at a comedy show. And looks for entertainment value over dancing skills and tecnique. And when she critiques a hunk, she acts like she is at Chip N Dales about to get a pants less lap dance!

Seriously! I'll give Carrie Ann Inaba a piece of Dick, and Doritos's if that will stop her antics!

And don't get me started on her ridiculousness about keeping one foot on the floor at all times while dancing. Even during a lift? Really bitch? REALLY?

And then there's that freaking Len Goodman! That out of touch hater from Hell!
Man, this guy should have never been hired! He gives the most consistently fucked up scores of all time. He can make up a lie and a ridiculous excuse to give these people completely inaccurate and unfair scores like never seen before! And for some reason, this fool still has his job? Give me a fucking break already! This master liar needs to work  in politics or law, where he belongs!

And last, ass last! Is the pervert of all perverts. Bruno Tonioli! This guy just can't stop himself from making the most ridiculous sexual comments about the performances. He loves to stand while critiquing, and begin winding his hips and acting like a sex starved prostitute! I am waiting for an episode where he will run out on to the dance floor, bend over a contestant or dancer, and slide his credit card down their crack! Then begin raping their asshole like that movie. "Salo, 120 days in Sodom!"

And when I say contestant or dancer. I mean male or female! No ones butt is safe around this guy! He hit's on everyone! One day, they will have a show where people dance with animals. And yes! This guy will be caught hitting on them too! This man is fucking sick! He needs help! NOW!

Anyway. I have a number of celebrities in mind for possible replacements for these 3 hacks. For example, they could have Christina Milian, RandyJackson and Diddy as the 3 judges!

Or how about, Jennifer Lopez, Laurie Ann Gibson, and Kevin Federline?
 I know that it sounds crazy at first thought. But they would make the show way more interesting!

Or, they could have Chili of  the R&B group TLC, along with Usher and Justin Timberlake!

Or how about Ya Ya Decosta from America's Next Top Model! Rosana Taverez of Eden's Crush! And Letoya Luckett of Destiny's Child!

Oh that's right! I named way too many Brownies! ABC doesn't have any Moors (so called Blacks) as dancers, nor judges on Dancing With The Stars! So, forget everything I just said! *Wink Wink*

Anyway. Do you think that Dancing With The Stars needs new judges? Wendy WIlliams seems to think so. And I rarely ever agree with her on anything. Do you think that they will ever hire a "Black" person as a dancer or a judge on the show?

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Will Corbin Bleu be Karina Smirnoffs 3rd Fiance? DWTS! Season 17!

Will Corbin Bleu be Karina Smirnoffs 3rd Fiance? DWTS! Season 17!


I have noticed that their is some serious chemistry between the mighty Mulatto, Corbin Bleu and his Dancing partner, Karina Smirnoff. The Vodka Vixen! The Russian Rump! The European Euphoric Ukelele! - Yeah, I don't understand what the hell that means either.

Anyway, I came to the clever conclusion that Corbin and Karina may be touching gloves! And boxing boners!

Just my opinion! I think that they may pop up with engagement and possibly marriage news! Maybe not!

So, do you think that Corbin and Karina are smashing and thrashing? Do you think that these two will possibly pop up engaged? Or with a child?

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Dancing With The Stars! Season 17 - Week 6 RECAP AND REVIEW! The Switch-Up Challenge!

Dancing With The Stars! Season 17 - Week 6 RECAP AND REVIEW! The Switch-Up Challenge



1st up!Bill Engval and Emma Slater danced a Tango to "Cheeseburger in Paradise"by Jimmy Buffett

The  couple acted out a skit at the beginning of the dance, where they sat at a table with hamburgers. With props that made the stage look like a resort on an island! And I regret to inform you that their acting was far more entertaining than the actual dancing!

Bill is out classed by his opponents and the competition is just way to strong for him to win. He is obviously there for fun. Anything over a 15 cumulative vote would prove to be an insult! And in all fairness he probably in reality deserves a score of 10 - 12

With an 8 from Carrie Ann Inaba, an 8 from Len Goodman and a 7 from Bruno Tonioli.
The judges gave Bill a 23! Double of what he deserved! But please remember that this is Dancing With The Stars! They have no credibility and need new judges! It's as simple as that!



2nd.
Elizabeth Berkley and Val Chmerkovskiy danced a Cha Cha Cha to "Put Your Hands on Me"by Joss Stone

Elizabeth Berkely was born to perform! She is sexy and poised and as always she hits the mark once again in another semi professional performance! She dserves an easy 25!
It wasn't perfect but it was good. But compared to Bill's performance, she looked like she invented dance!

The judges all gave Elizabeth 10's! For a title of 30! The first perfect score of the season!


3rd
Leah Remini and Tony Dovolani  dance a Quick Step to "Man Wanted"by Copacabana.

Leah's facial expressions and movements, looked like one of those slightly awkward movie scenes, from a romantic comedy. You know, the one where a woman is not a dancer, but she is trying her best to keep up? It was just out of place, not terrible, but off! She deserves a 16. In my assessment.

All 3 judges awarded Leah with 9's for a cumulative score of 27! Yes, another odd score!


4th
Brant Daugherty and Peta Murgatroyd  danced a Tango to "The Night Out"by Martin Solveig.

Brant's partner makes him look good. He is just kind of there. Hes like a lazy dick.. If she can work him well, she can get off! Their performance was like watching Hugh Hefner in an adult film! Limp, impotent, boring and dry. Meets young, pretty, vibrant and juicy! Peta rocked it! And Brant cocked it!

He deserved an 18 for his efforts! I mean, he can stretch his leg, and dip her well. See, I can say something nice about his performance. =o)
Carri Ann gave Brant a 9, Len loved it so much that he gave it a 10. And Bruno gave it a 9. For another fudged score of 28!


5th
Amber Riley and Derek Hough danced a Samba to "Get It Right"by Fantasia Barrino

Another strong and powerful performance, she looks like a skinny woman with a fat woman's suit on! She's physically built like precious and movies like Beyonce. no kidding!

She deserved a 23 in my opinion. However, in comparisons to the 9's that they gave to Leah Remini, she'd better get a 10, or these judges have absolutely no credibility.

Carrie Ann voted 10, Len voted 8, and Bruno voted 10 for a  score of 28!

With that said, I heard the chatter about the dancer Max, possibly replacing Len. And it makes perfect sense now! Len is the worst judge of anything! He should work in the Judicial system in Texas! Because he's killing them out there!


6th
Jack Osbourne and Cheryl Burke danced a Paso Doble to "Conquest" by The White Stripes

I noticed a common theme with the male celebrities this season.
They do this form of walk dancing, with poses.As opposed to actual dance moves. And they also act as a balance bar for the woman to do the work,and dance, to make them look good!

Anyway! I'd say that the tin man's performance deserved a firm 14! It was pretty stinking bad! Carrie Ann gave him an 8, Len gave him a 9, and Bruno gave him an 8. For a score of 25. Did I mention that this show has no credibility?

7th
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Sasha Farber danced a Fox Trot to "Build Me Up Buttercup"by The Foundations.

I felt that the performance was a little boring,. Not bad, but mediocre, and it looked like she was going through the motions.And not fully commited! I'd persoanlly score it a 20!
The judges however all gave Princess Snookie. I mean Nicole! Straight 9's, for a total of 27!


8th
Corbin Bleu and Karina Smirnoff  danced a Viennese Waltz to "Game of Thrones Theme"—Ramin Djawadi.

The performance was dramatic and engaging!  It looked like a high budget Broadway play. Corbin and Karina's performance is romantic and has a special way of making you feel as if you are a part of the dance. I

t was beautiful, intense and a bit mesmerizing. Anything less than a perfect means that we should all boycott the show! In comparison to Nicole's 9's, Anything beneath a 10 is such a blatant lie, that the judges should burst into flames and turn to Ashes on live television! Spontaneous human combustion!

Carrie an votes 8, Len votes 7 and Bruno votes 8! For a score of 23!
Yeah, they are going to HELL for sure!



But the joke, I mean show, is not over yet! The contestants are informed that they are going to be performing in a dance off! A dance battle like the ones that you see in films!
they'll begin to dance to one song, but then the song will switch in the middle of their performance and they will not know what the songs will be! They will just have to start dancing! The 8 duo's were broken up to groups of 4. And whoever is eliminated first will get one point! The next person to be eliminated will receive 2 points. Until the final person is eliminated in the group with 4 points. Whatever they earn will be added to their scores!


SWITCH-UP CHALLENGE PART 1 (Order of elimination)
The song list:
  "Hot in Herre"—Nelly
"In the Hall of the Mountain King"—Edvard Grieg
"Let's Get It On"—Marvin Gaye
"Doop"—Doop


Bill and Emma out first, they receive 1 extra point.
Jack and Cheryl are out 2nd and receive 2 extra points.
Nicole and Sasha out 3rd, receive 3 extra points.
Corbin Bleu and Karina Smirnoff win the first challenge and receive 4 extra points!

SWITCH-UP CHALLENGE PART 2: (Order of elimination)
The song list:
"Sexy and I Know It"—LMFAO
"The Blue Danube"—Johann Strauss II
"Fulanito"—Chillando Goma
"Shake a Tail Feather"—The Blues Brothers

Leah and Tony are out first, and get 1 extra point.
Elizabeth and Val out, 2nd (I thought she'd make it to the last two) get 2 extra points.
Brant and Peta are out 3rd for 3 extra points.
Amber and Derek are the last team standing and get 4 extra points!


The teams are notified that their will be no elimination this week!
Technical issues are allegedly to blame! The wrong phone numbers were given out, so no one went home. In other words. Bill and Jack Osbourne escaped elimination by the skin of their balls once again!

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Wednesday, October 23, 2013

@KanyWest - #subliminal #ILLUMINATI SECRET MESSAGE in @KimKardashian MARRIAGE PROPOSAL!

@KanyWest - #subliminal  #ILLUMINATI SECRET MESSAGE in @KimKardashian MARRIAGE PROPOSAL!

 

  

Kanye West proposed to Kim Kardashian and he just may have encoded an ILLUMINATI MESSAGE! He said,"Pleeease Marry Meee!!!"

Now, it doesn't take a conspiracy theorist to see that their are 3 E's! In the words, "please" and "me". Now. He is essentially asking her to please him. As if he is her controller, or puppet master!

3 E's is symbolic of 333. As in 300 warriors with 33 degrees of Masonry!

So, do you think that Kanye West is a pathetic 33rd degree Mason?
Do you admit that Kanye is the genius that you know he is?





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@KhloeKardashian tweets @KimKardahsian an ILLUMINATI birthday message! KIM IS 33! DEVILS EYE IN PHOTO!

@KhloeKardashian tweets @KimKardahsian an ILLUMINATI birthday message! KIM IS 33! DEVILS EYE IN PHOTO!

 

 



(CLICK THE VIDEO - ABOVE THE PICTURE!) 666!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So! If you know anything about the ILLUMINATI, you know that 33 is a significant number! Because of the 33 vertebrae of the spine! And 33 is also the honorary degree in Masonry. If you kiss enough butt, you can make it to the 32nd degree, but you have to eat shit to be dishonored with the 33rd degree of wicked patheticness!

This scary secret society message my go by most people. But I caught the ILLUMINATI in the middle of their tricks once again! Yes! I am the best at this ILLUMINATI GAME!

This is a picture that @KhloeKardashian tweeted to her rhinoceros rump having sister! @KimKardashian - it's the the two booty queens when they were adorable miniature Kardashians. So what's the issue with the tissue?

Look at the ILLUMINATI hand symbol Kim (on the right) is throwing up! What is that in her hand you ask? She has her hand on a some sort of celestial spirit, demon, ghost thing with an EYE! ONE EYE!

ITS THE DEVILS EYE! Just in time for Halloween!


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@KimKardashian - Posts BABY body TWEET - REACTION! - And Engagement - Marriage - 2nd BABY NEWS!

@KimKardashian - Post BABY body TWEET - REACTION! - And Engagement - Marriage - 2nd BABY NEWS!








Two of my favorite people in the world,. Kim Kardashain and Kanye West, are officially engaged! The greatest, and most important artist of the 21st century, rented out a the Major League baseball team, the San Fransisco Giants stadium, and a 50 piece orchestra! I mean how else would the God of Art propose to the Goddess of ASS?!!!!!!!!!!!!

The words, "Pleeease Marry Meee!!!" flashed across the giant screen and then Yeezus dropped down to a single knee, as he should! And proposed to Queen Kimmy! And of course she said yes! Kim always says yes when a Moor stands on his knees for her!

Kanye slipped a 15-carat diamond ring by Lorraine Schwartz onto Kim's lovely finger. And the deal was done!

The two have reportedly been in talks about having a second child with each other. Kim is 33 years old now and well, she if she's gonna do it. It's best to do it now while she is still young. And her other child or children will be close to the same age as North West growing up!

Their have been no reports of what the 2nd babies name will be just yet.
But, if they are thinking ahead. They need to be thinking about more security, because if we have a repeat of the publicity about North West, the human mosquito's aka, the blood sucking Paparazzi! Will be swarming and trying to the first baby picture. As they always do when high profile couples give birth.

Okay, so time for my opinion on Kim Kardashain's post baby body photo. I mean, all I'm gonna say is, she's obviously been doing squats And she does them well! Her trainer, Jennifer Galardi. Is as good of trainer as she is hot! So Kudos to Kim Kardashian and Kudos to Jennifer Gilardi!

In conclusion.
Congratulations to Kim Kardashian and my man Kanye West! I hope that everything works out! Kim has always been a fan of the chocolate so. We know that she has her head screwed on straight! Stay focused Kim, you'll do great as always!

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Kim Kardashian "RACIST!" - "ANTI BLACK!" photo REACTION!. - OPINION! ILLUMINATI! MIND GAME?

Kim Kardashian "RACIST!" - "ANTI BLACK!" photo REACTION!. - OPINION!






RACE CARD MY NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I am pretty sure that this photo was from 2012. It's Kim Kardashian, the Ass Goddess.
In a bikini, eating watermelon! And some people feel that she was being racist.
Now her fans will say, "Of course Kim Kardashian is not a racist! She's had more black in her than space!"

But what if this whole liking her meat brown thing was just a fetish all along?

My take on the photo is. She is a magnificent looking model, who is enjoying a piece of juicy fruit!

And I commend Kim Kardashian for making it acceptable for women with her body type. Short women, with big butts, and breasts to be looked at as models and product promoters. She made that body type the ideal body type in millions of mens minds. As opposed to the super tall, super skinny, flat as a board, sickly looking models that often look like homosexual men.!

In other words, Kimmy saves the day once again! All praise due on that Apollo theater log of a mystical ass!

So, do you think that the photo was racist at all? Do you feel that Kim Kardashian has change the image of what a model should or could look like? Do you think that her body type is what the average American man desires? As opposed to, for example Heidi Klum's physique? Is Kim Kardashian playing ILLUMINATI Mind Games?

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Tuesday, October 22, 2013

RACIST! Dolly Parton disses RAP and BLACK PEOPLE - and RAP GOD Miley Cyrus - Almost DIES in CAR ACCIDENT! ILLUMINATI!

RACIST! Dolly Parton disses RAP and BLACK PEOPLE - and RAP GOD Miley Cyrus - Almost DIES in CAR ACCIDENT! ILLUMINATI!




You cannot make this shit up! I swear to God!

So for whatever reason in the world. Racist Dolly Parton. Decided that bringing her big nasty, fake milk buckets and racist ILLUMINATI propaganda to the Queer Latifah show would be cute!

Dolly racist Parton came out on stage looking high and drunk, and full of botox!

She had on a skin tight all black cat suit and big blonde afro wig! How freaking tacky and racist! Queer Latifah had her hair helmet as well. They were I guess supposed to be mimicking each other.

Anyway. She dissed the shit! Out of the Blacks and rap music! And she even made fun of Miley Cyrus. And the next thing you know. She got into a car accident!

So, was this car accident Karma ensuing for racist transgressions? Was it a coincidence? Was the ILLUMINATI behind the car accident? Was the Afro wig offensive to you? Let me know what you think and make sure to subscribe to my YouTube channel!

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Lil Wayne- DISS RECORD REACTION! - LMS - NO JEGGINGS! REVIEW! Reaction! Opinion!

Lil Wayne-  DISS RECORD REACTION! - LMS - NO JEGGINGS (OPINION)! REVIEW!




First off, if you don;'t know who the fuck Florida lyricist LMS , or Last Man Standing is, then listen to the track. "I grew up on that real shit!". The track is produced by the Alienz. The beat is sick, and he spits a rapid fire flow, and represents for Hialeah Florida. Remember the place where the White Hispanic guy named Pedro Vargas got into a shoot out with the police and 7 people died? Same city!







So, LMS released a song titled, "No Jeggings" dissing Lil Wayne of Cash Money in 2013. And I didn't find out until October 21, 2013! I am not sure of how this slip passed me. I know LMS from his collaborations with Canibus. The rapper. Not Cannabis the Drug!

Anyway!




He dissed Lil Wayne because of Lil Waynes mega rant on the Miami Heat Basket Ball team!

Anyway, I don't want to quote too many lyrics from the song because it's so good, that you have to hear it yourself and enjoy it! My favorite part is when he said. "You look like the clothing section of a Target blew up. Came out of your closet, and I bet your fucking closet threw up".

Wow, LMS!  I see you! Anyway, let me know what you think about this song in my comments section. And don't forget to sub subscribe to my YouTube channel!

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