Tyga got overly emotional about the line and mindlessly tweeted the following!
"@Drake u still a bitch. All that sneak dissing is weak. Just pull up. I know where u live and u know my address.. U been ducking the fade from Brown."
Tyga grew a brain after posting that THREAT to Drake, and hurried up and deleted it!
Good idea! I mean, whose so fucking stupid, they are willing to tweet a threat of violence on the internet? Oh yeah, these new school weirdo rappers!
Skinny jeans are cutting off the circulation to brains apparently!
Anyway!
All of these light skinned dudes beefing is gay as fuck! It's like watching kittens play fight on YouTube. Man, no body wants to see you bagel brown, pizza crust complected fools fighting.
Cut that stupid shit out! You look and sound foolish! You're beef is wack!
Why not just battle rap? Oh yeah! Because Tyga is trash! Facts are facts!
Tyga is a great live performer and a horrible lyricist!
Tyga needs to worry about taking care of Kylie Jenner, and their alleged child.
Be happy bruh, stop crying about what Drake the cupcake has to say!
Drake's so moist, he teaches strippers how to pop one butt cheek at a time!
And you're worried about what that marshmallow mother fucker has to say?
Tyga, you need to glue yourself to a chair and take a permanent seat!
Kevin Hart tight vest beef! Marlon Wayans & Kevin call each other racist names like Monkey and chimp over gay 90's R&B singer style shirt!
Welcome to black history month, 2015!
What happens when you put two 40 something year old, immature, black men with too much money and too little brain on the internet? They call each other racist names like monkey and chimp of course!
You know, I just had a couple of conversations recently with two different family members about how Kevin Hart is so not funny, and for lack of a better term, a "coon"! Excuse my French, it's just, Kevin will do or say just about anything to get that almighty dollar.
He is one of the Kings of Stereotypes, and one of the kings of Anti Comedy! Because he's not only not funny, it's as if he tries to tell bad jokes a gimmick! Oh well, he's the jester of comedy, and he had to find something he could be good or great at. And being a 100% buffoon is Kevin Hart's purpose on Earth! I'm sure of it. Kevin Hart is the disappointment that keeps on disapointing!
With that said, the controversy all started when Kevin posted a picture of himself on Instagram, throwing up his Masonic hand symbol, and wearing an ugly mess of a vest.
Fellow comedian Marlon Wayan's, re-posted the picture on his Instagram page and said the following.
"Dear
Kev, I wanna start by saying that I love you like family, I'm so
fucking proud of your accomplishments but nigga take that tight ass vest
off. It looks like you stole it off my GI JOE action figure. You look
like the lil chimpanzee Ceasar from planet of the apes movie all geared
up for war against man kind. That vest is so tight your chest is
screaming "nooooooooooo"! (*in my @kevinhart4real
voice.) first glance I thought the midget from the penitentiary movies
graced the cover of vogue. Then I thought maybe one of my turds in this
mornings shit stole my Barneys card and went on a shopping spree. I
don't know what look you going for brah, a sexy milk dud? A swagged out
junior mint? A GQ sugar baby? You need friends dawg. Nobody loves you. I
want you to slap Harry, wayne, spank, naim and the pilot of your jet in
the face with a wet hand. This look like the chocolate dropper version
of the Get Rich or Die Tryin album cover. #nobodylovesyou#startedfromthebottomwhyareyouhere#howmanypushupsdidyoudobeforethis#stopthemadness#calltheaccountantfreezethecardsthisniggaisspirituallymaxedout#igotafaceliketheballstombradytooktheairoutofwasfunnyasfuck"
Okay, so Marlon may be funny. But this shit right here was extra boring and extremely racist.
Chimpanzee and Planet of The Apes jokes are expected at a KKK rally.
It's these guys job to be funny for a living. Not imitate their master!!
So, after Marlon's jokes sank like Bobbi Kristina!
Kevin posted this photo of Marlon Wayan's and said,
"Y'all done fucked up.... My first victim is @marlonwayans
....Your face looks like one of the Footballs that Tom Brady let the
air out of. You could of played "Whitney Houston" in her Biopic....If a
"Black & Mild" cigar came to life it would look like you....Lick
your lips before you take a picture this close!!!! Why do u have 3
different grades of hair on your face???? You look like a monkey that
the government runs test on!!!! What's that WHITE shit in the corner of
your mouth??? Wipe your corners at all time....your the "Wayan" that the
family is ashamed of....they have meetings about you behind your
back!!! You look like a Lenny kravitz starter Kit!!!! Boooooom
Bittttccchhhhh ....@meekmill & @champagnepapi & @lilduval are fucking next!!!! Be afraid #ThisIsWhatiDo#WarHasBeenDeclared"
So, both of them have primate jokes?
Neither one of these "funny" men could think of something funnier, and more original to say?
But the racism and self hatred didn't end there! It gets way worse!
Marlon's final message to Kevin was the rusty nail in the midgets coffin!
Marlon posted a topless photo of Kevin Hart with the following caption!
"Yo @kevinhart4real
I was merely offering you brotherly advice about your tight ass
Battlestar Galactica vest. But since you wanna "call me out" I'd like to
address this photo as well. Put your shirt on. It's disturbing. You
look like Bushwick Bill got his eye fixed. There's a weird shape
happening here it's like Boris Kodjoe's body on Emmanuel Lewis' height.
You got a body like a drunk middle aged football coach. All the oil in
the world ain't gonna bring them lower abs in. You got abs like Kenya
Moore. Go sit yo lil California Raisin ass down and put a shirt on. Got
the nerve to have tattoos on yo black ass, we can't read them nigga all
we see is raised skin. .. You gotta feel them shits like braille to know
what the fuck they say. I didn't know they made nike sport wear for
midget tossing ... When did that shit become a sport? #idothistookev#fourfeetsixiseasytocutup#idtakethisfunnybodyoverthatuglyassvestanyday"
Did he really say his skin makes him look like a California raisin?
And did he really say tattoos look like raised skin on his dark skin tone?
Geez! With racist comments like this, who needs to Ku Klux Klan!
Welcome to black history month 2015!
I have a feeling February 2015 will be a coonapocalypse!
If this is what the "brothers" are doing on the first of February, imagine what the rest of the month has in store!
Did Camron DISS Kimbella? Have My Money lyrics may be shade towards Juelz Santana's girlfriend "baby mama"!
Before I move along, I just wanted to say, I hate the term "Baby Momma", "Baby Mom" or any other variation. The lady in question here is the mother of Juelz child. Respect!
Now that we got that out of the way.
Dipset released a song recently titled "Have My Money"!
And Camron's verse not only alluded to alleged sexual rendezvous with Mariah Carey.
His first 4 bars of the song just may have been a diss, or at least inspired by Juelz Santana and Kimbella's current relationship woes!
You see, the couple began arguing on Twitter recently about finances, who rules the throne and who's really in charge in their relationship! They both put their foot down and expressed their issues with each other. And hopefully came to a compromise behind the scenes!
It's funny that while they're going through their situation at the moment.
Camron had this to say on the Have My Money record!
"My man baby mom in the morning tell him GM/
Kiss him on the forehead take the keys to his BM/
Aint even gonna tell you got the code to his DM/
I hit her on the gram like hastag free him/ I'm biased!"
Wow!
Lets decode these lyrics.
One of his friends has a child with a woman that catches him in the morning time, tells him "Good Morning", kisses him on his forehead and leaves in his BMW! She apparently doesn't trust him, and her spying ass has the password to his direct messages on twitter! Camron had to tell her on Instagram she needs to let up off of him because he's on his friends side when it comes to issues in their relationship, including but not limited to trust, and her possibly using him for his status.
Damn!
Camron needs to walk around with a mop attached to his back and a bucket on his head!
This fool stays spilling the tea! You need to clean this shit up Camron! Pronto!
Karrueche Tran shades Blu Ivy! Said Live on 106 and Park, Beyonce and Jay Z never comb her hair! 2014 VMA's related!
The 2014 Video Music Awards on MTV has brought the Music Industry many tragedies recently.
For example, Music legend and sex icon, Nicki Minaj, was shaken up when one of her dancers was bitten by a snake during her pre performance.
Also, Rapping clown and music disgrace, Iggy, "turn around and look back at" Azalea, was performing at her pre show with Charli XCX, when she fell right off of the stage into the crowd! And now, Karrueche Tran has pissed off the Bee Hive! Yes! Beyonce's fans are about to sting her good!
It all started when Chris Brown's girlfriend, Karrueche, was doing her co-hosting gig on 106 and Park on BET. The mail host announced that the two would be hosting the, "Top 6 things that Blu Ivy thought while watching the VMA's!"
Karreuche looked dead into the camera and said, "I really did wake up like this, because my parents never comb my hair!"
Now for the record, I usually co sign whatever this girl does. She's adorable, and other than dating Chris Brown, their is nothing bad that I can say about her. She appears to be a very sweet girl. But this joke was distasteful seeing that, even though Blu Ivy's hair looks like it was cut with a lawn mower, she is still a baby! So we should all refrain from joking about her struggle hair do!
Even if I've seen sick cats cough up hair balls with more style than that matted pile of shit on her head!
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