Kate Plus 8 is back on TLC! New Season December 2014! Kate Gosselin is still mean!
Terrible news! Kate Gosselin is back! Yes! The mean mother and star of "Kate Plus 8" will have her show back on TLC in December of 2014!
While I can't say that I have watched a full episode of her show, I do know who she is.
And I hadn't seen her in a while, so I clicked on a short video (posted below) and I can clearly see that she's still as mean, and nasty as ever at 39!
In the video she acted as if her children were a burden, and her daily life is a business, a job that she doesn't want at all. She appears to have no motherly instincts and no wifely instincts.
I feel so sorry for her children!
I just hope that she doesn't end up hurting them at some point!
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People Magazine posted an article on their website stating that True Blood actor, Jim Parrack, drinks blood! He said that he gets his craving for the red stuff on an impulse. And the reason why he drinks blood is simply because he just likes the taste of it! He claims to not drink a whole glass at a time, but a little bit at a time, when he has a craving! And he also says that it "does something to you emotionally"!
Here is my opinion on the matter.
He said that it was his girls blood, yet he didn't say where the blood came from.
But it makes sense if he gets the craving once a month. I mean, he'd have a monthly supply
of his favorite drink!
And like I always say, poke a dot never goes out of style! Period!
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Kacy Catanzaro | American Ninja Warrior contestant becomes media darling! Proves women are weaker than men!
Demonstrative photo not Kacy - just a cute chick doing a Gymnastics split move outside!
Kacy Catanzaro has become an overnight sensation in America after appearing on the hit TV. show,
"American Nina Warrior". She's received national press, and this of course helps to promote the contest, and make it more popular, which will lead to more viewership. And, this was done due to the fact that she is a female!
All of this press demeans and degrades the athleticism and work ethic of the male competitors. Most people do not make it on the show do to the difficulty of the tests of strength, endurance and skill. So anyone who does make it pass the second round is probably pretty fit. But when a man does well, it's not perceived as being a big accomplishment.
Now, at first I looked at the attention that Kacy was receiving as a good promotional push for the Television show. And I first thought they were trying to get more women to compete and or watch the competition. At this point, I was okay with the initial press run. I then quickly realized the true underlying agenda of the media people behind the celebration of a mediocre contestant.
The media is writing loads of news articles about this particular contestant because #1, they want to prove the mute point that women can do anything that men can do. #2, they wanna promote the myth that women are stronger than men. Which anyone with good sense knows is not the truth.
It took Kacy twice the length of time to complete the course as it did for the men.
And her receiving so much attention from the media is misandry, (misogyny against men) and an emasculation of male athleticism in my opinion.
If men and women were truly physically equivalent, then this would not be a big deal. They are blowing what she did in the contest out of proportion because we all know to not expect much from women.
In fact, the time that it took for her to complete the course was not all of that impressive.
If Kacy were a man, he'd be considered to be below average and a pretty poor competitor over all.
But women in America continue to get the good edit, and are unjustly rewarded a push that men aren't usually allowed to receive. Unless they are a honorary woman, AKA a homosexual. Then you get to be a man who receives the benefits of women, without actually being one.
All in all, at the end of the day, America hates straight men! It stinks, but it's the truth! It's reality for now!
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Joseline Hernandez and Stevie J. show! Love and Hip Hop Atlanta SPIN OFF! (Media Take Out)
According to media take out, (yeah take this news with a grain of salt) the reason Joseline was fighting like an animal at the Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Reunion show was because she was offered her own spin off show, produced by the producers of Love and hip hop, and it will air in 2014! Allegedly, the show will also star Stevie J., and the program will chronicle her infidelities as well as her drug usage!
So, do you believe the story? Would you watch the show if it is true? Let me know what you think below and be sure to subscribe tot he MEET Magazine YouTube channel for more!
Hopefully the story on Media Take Out's website is the truth! I'd hate to see Joseline go back to her old ways! She's pushing 40, according to the "Shenellica Bettencourt" arrest records, and I don't want her to be a Senior Citizen working the poles!
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Becca Tobin | Kitty Wilde on GLEE | Boyfriend Matt Bendik found dead in Philadelphia hotel!
Sad news for GLEE star Becca Tobin. The 28 year old actress who portrays the character, Kitty Wilde on the hit FOX television series received the news that her boyfriend Matt Bendik passed away.
Bendik was found dead by a maid in a Philadelphia hotel room on Thursday afternoon.
There's no evidence of suicide. And the Philly medical examiner has yet to reveal the cause of the 35 year old nightclub owners death.
I will update this story as more news comes in!
What makes the story even more interesting is that less than a year ago, fellow GLEE star, Lea Michelle lost her boyfriend, Cory Monteith in a similar way. Monteith also died at a hotel, and his cause of dealt was an overdose!
I personally suspected ILLUMINATI foul play in that situation. Because Lea Michelle was
celebrating right before and after Cory's death. And she moved on to a new man very quickly! With little to no time to recover from the sad news!
I wrote a blog and made a video about it titled, "Did Lea Michele Kill Cory Monteith - Illuminati - Sacrifice?"
Just asking. not cussing in anyway!
Did Lea Michele KILL Cory Monteith? - ILLUMINATI - SACRIFICE?
So, was the ILLUMINATI involved in it? What do you think about these women from GLEE and their boyfriends just popping up dead less than a year apart? Is another star going to have the same thing happen? If so, whose next? Would you ever date a GLEE star? All I know is the guy owned several clubs, maybe someone wanted steal his businesses or something, who knows? He was only 35 years old and it all sounds very odd! Let me know what you think about it all below and be sure to subscribe to the MEET Magazine YouTube channel!
It's confirmed! I will be interviewing Tiffany Winter on my Blog Talk Radio show! MEET Magazine Interviews. The date for the interview is Friday June 27, 2014 at 6PM Eastern Standard Time!
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The chat will be open at 5PM Eastern Standard Time. Just make sure that you will be there before 6PM because it's going to be a great interview! Were gonna discuss Reality TV., her modeling career, her career in film as a producer and director, business, and what she has planned for her future!
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Love and Hip Hop LA | (Los Angeles) | Season 1 | CAST! | Find out before Episode 1 airs! | - Love and Hip Hop Hollywood Seaosn 1 #LHHH #LHHHOLLYWOOD
The first episode of Love and Hip Hop LA, (Los Angeles) Season 1 on VH1 has not aired yet!
And the reality TV. shows Californian Cast has been revealed! The Fame Driven website posted some exclusive information! (Link to their site below!) Make sure to check them out for the full article!
Here is the list! "Ray-J, Omarion, Yung Berg, Teairra Marà (Ray-J’s ex girlfriend), Princess Love (Ray-J’s current girlfriend), Yesi Ortiz (Power 106 DJ), Morgan Hardman (Ray-J’s assistant), Miss Joie (Bow Wow’s baby mother), and Apryl Jones (Omarion’s baby mother)"
WOAH! Big credits to The Fame Driven for this one!
Previously, multiple blogs, youtube channels and websites (including VH1access) said that the cast included. Music video model, Bria Myles. R&B singer Brooke Valentine. Female rapper, Hazel E. And Radio DJ Yesi Ortiz!
And I see that none of those women on the new list except Yesi Ortiz! (Good to see her there!)
Here are the pictures of the cast that has been revealed to us!
RAY J! R&B Singer, Porn Star, Kim Kardashians EX.
Brandy's brother! Appeared as an actor on "Moesha"!
Omarion! R&B Singer, bad actor! Former boy band member (B2K)
Rumored bi-sexual! (Just kidding.) Marques Houston's brother!
Yung Berg! Slapped, bully victim. Wack rapper! Doesn't "do dark butts!" Brother of fellow rapper Cap One! Alias, "No chains" because he keeps getting them snatched! (kidding)
Princess Love! Ray J's pin cushion! I mean! Current girlfriend! (Pray for her cervix!)
Floyd Mayweather's EX girlfriend! (Possible size queen!)
Teairra Mari™! Singer, actress.Big fan of the N-word in her debut single, "How to make a girl feel"! Cute. Big TITS! FAT ASS!! Allegedly rapper, The Game, smashed it to saw dust!
Yesi Ortiz! Cute Latina, radio DJ from Power 106 FM in California! Great personality, and wants to bang Rapper Common! Oh, and she's an adoptive mother of 7! (Star of, "Single with 7") Documentary, on the Style Network!
Miss Joie! Mother of Bow Wow's child! BOOTY Model! Cute mixed chick! Big breast and butt!
Apryl Jones! Omarion's child's mother!Cute! And she must like midgets =o(
Because Omarion is so short, he can enter a room with the door closed! Spider man ass!
Morgan Hardman! Ray J's assistant! (Can't find a photo! Will add to blog when available!) Knowing Ray J, she's probably hot!
?
Anyway! What do you think about the alleged cast? Who is the hottest girl? I'm slightly offended! No Japanese women again! Come on VH1! I want a show full of them! NOW!
Let me know what you think below!
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MiMi Faust paid $5 Million for her "Scandal In Atlanta tape? Media Take Out says yes!
Media Take Out claims that MiMi Faust from Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Season 3, and star of the adult fim, Scandal in Atlanta. Co-Starring boyfriend Nikko Smith.
Was guaranteed $5 Million! For the sale of the first million copies of their XXX movie! Then, she will allegedly receive 50% of revenue generated by any copy after that!
And the deal could be worth $10 Million dollars! Not bad for a maid!
My opinion is, she should get a shower rod deal! And sell it with a disclaimer, "Use at your own risk! Not responsible for your stupidity!"
So is this truth or rumor? And did you like her film? If you didn't see it. Would you watch it?
Let me know what you think below! Subscribe to my YouTube channel Meetmagazineviews
MiMi Faust tape causes SHOWER ROD shortage across the United States! Love and Hip Hop Atlanta 3 star!
Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Season 3 news! Mimi Faust and Nikko Smith are trend setters!
Mimi Faust (Real Name: Oluremia Fela Faust) should be getting some money for shower rod sales increases. Home Depot Lowes, Walmart and Target can't keep up with supply and demand! They are even calling them MiMi shower rods at the stores!
If one short adult film clip can do this for shower rod sales. Can a TV show help to influence a public support for a war? Of course your Government knows all about that! =o)
Anyway! Episode 1 of the 3rd season of hit VH1 reality show didn't even air yet. And their has been loads full of drama this season! But we have about 3 weeks before the premiere. then the reunion will be right around that corner!
Then we can finally get to season 5 of Love and Hip Hop New York (My favorite version!)
Oh yeah and the LA and the Rumored Houston versions are coming! I better get ready to do my review thing!
I will be here for every fight. Relationship break up Marriages, baby shower, divorce, mug shot and arrest!
I just wanna say this real quick! This silly shower rod trend will either lead in someones death or someone getting seriously injured, hurt, damaged! Or getting sued by their landlord, EX, spouse etc.
If you're this reckless, you probably shouldn't be allowed to sue for the pain and hospital bills that will come with this accident waiting to happen!
Please remember that she had Nikko Smith with her in the video! A big muscular man! Even more muscular than me. =o( So don't go thinking Big Sean can hold you up like that! Woah there! "Boy!"
EDITED: I forgot to say this. Their is even a sng about Mimi's shower rod! Sad I know!
The jokes on twitter, and the twitter page dedicated tot he shower rod is just too much! I haven't seen a pole from a movie gain this much coverage since Ray J and Kim Kardashian!
Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Season 3 | Stevie J | worst month ever! | MiMi and | Benzino fault?
Music producer, singer and Reality TV. personality.And master creep, Stevie J may be having the worst month ever! His best
friend Benzino got shot in his masturbation arm. At his own mothers funeral!
And now the mother of his child. Oluremi Fela Faust (MiMi) has sex tape pictures and a trailer released for her fuck film with
her buff boyfriend, Nikko Smith!
Oh yeah, and Benzinos new girlfriend Althea Heart (Thi Thi) May have been beaten up by Karlie Redd. =o(
Is Stevie J having the worst week of all time? Have you seen worse? Let me know below! YouTube - Meetmagazineviews
Love and Hip Hop | New York | Season 4 | The Reunion | Part 2 | Review | Recap | Opinion
The show stars off where part 1 of the reunion ended. With Monique asking Amina Buddafly whether she thinks that in 10 to 13 years she will become the new Tara. A washed up, used and abused, battered, bitter bitch that fucks other peoples husbands and brags about it on TV.
Amina tells Monique that she is in the same place Tara was in after only one year of being with Peter! And the only difference between her and the other women is that he married her. To make things worse for my sweet little Amina. Peter informs the world that if he knew that Tara had such strong feelings for him , he would have never married Amina in the first place. Aww, first Zendaya Coleman loses on Dancing With The Stars. Now this shit! I swear, mixed girls stay losing!
So Tara, the most delusional person on the show, pretends that she takes the high horse into the sun set. She always has to act so high and mighty! She sat her wrinkled, crinkled french fry looking neck up there and claims that while other women don't mind if their man sleeps around, she isn't down for that. The funny thing about it, is that they showed a clip from a previous episode where she bragged to Amina about sleeping with her husband whenever she wants to! And she even bragged about taking the Plan B pill, AKA emergency contraception, twice in a 2 month period. In other words, she cheated with another woman's husband, let him bust nuts in her at least twice, then turned around and swore up and down that she doesn't like sharing. And this is the woman, that the majority of females who watch the show are on the same, "team" as? You fools are Team Tara? #TeamTara
FOREALLY? Y'all wanna align your self with the avenger of adultery. That comes on TV with a little boys hair cut, wearing a dress made from a swimming pool cover? Awww man!
That says a lot about women in America in 2014. And this is why smart men marry foreign , that is if you're going to marry at all!
Anyway, when peter left Tara for Amina, he was in a dark space. You know, that little shoe known as Tara's tiny ass apartment. And Amina became an outlet and some live in pussy! So, he used her as some vacation vagina, if that makes any sense.
So, Amina announced that she was pregnant. And instead of just saying it like a normal person. She reached into her bra, the same place she stores her drivers license. And pulled out a pregnancy test, dripping with piss and threw it on Peters lap! And he gave her that, "you could've licked it out off first" look. Then his face dropped! And yeah, I know that his sagging face lost the war with gravity a long time ago. He needs to botox his whole face! How are you gonna be in your mid 40's looking like a skinny bulldog? How is your face gonna have all of that extra skin. Looking like a Jewish penis! On TV! Meshugana!
But what makes things even more crazy is Peter already has 7 children outside of the womb walking around so. He was not happy about the 8th child at all! Man! light skinned dudes stay losing. just ask DJ. Envy! Peter Gunz was so mad, that I thought that he was gonna beat the baby out of her, like Joe Budden did to Esther Baxter. Allegedly. For legal reasons, *clears throats* allegedly beat the baby out of Esther Baxter!
Anyway, the news of the pregnancy makes Peter run off the stage crying like a baby! And of course, Amina was shocked and hurt by Peter abandoning her. I hope she's not a cutter!
While Peter is back stage, Tahiry tells him that he needs to apologize to Tara. Because that's what she has always wanted. And this is what gets men in so much trouble. Tahiry is operating as what I dubbed being a Hoe coach. And a Hoe Coach is a female, who attempts to influence the actions, or thoughts of a man. And the treatment that a man delivers to a woman. Usually based off of how she desires to be treated. Not how the woman should be treated, but how she personally wishes that people would act and react towards her. And men who listen to the Hoe Coach, they often end up in big trouble.
So, Peter says that he will come back to the stage as long as Amina gets her Piranha mouth backstage, because he only wants to talk to Tara. Amina reluctantly leaves the stage,, and that sorry sack of shit Peter Gunz comes back and sits down. Bows his head and starts balling like a baby. I guess he thought that them Ray Charles sunglasses would block the tears! Them sunglasses aint water proof, fool!
So, Peter apologies to Tara and lets her know that he is removing himself from her life so that he does not hurt her anymore. Wow! You should have said that about 2 years ago. LMAO!
Next up is Tahiry Jose and Rashidah Ali. You know, the dude who used to be in the opening credits, then they took him out. And he had to sit on the couch with the other men for the reunion. Yeah, Biggie went from ashy to classy, and Rashidah went from credits to edits!
And before they can talk, fat ass Mo Eat grabs the women's hands and says that she wants to pray. But she didn't actually pray, she just said, "father God please". I mean unless they edited it! That was her little "prayer"!
So, Tahiry informs us that she is proud of her Magazine covers where she is baring her body and selling her non existent soul. And she likens them to, "plauqes" you kow like the ones that you receieve when you make hit records in the music industry? Yeah, just like that! Because we all know that her diss record about Joe Budden titled, "Devil" was a flop! So, the pictures will have to suffice! You know, instead of selling 1 million records she can say that a million men jerked off of to her. She went platinum in sperm I guess.
So at some point in the discussion Tahiry decideds to tell Rashidah that she weighs 300 lb.s to which Rashidah replies by saying that she hasn't had a fight all month long. And Budden tells her that she isn't going to have one today! To which Rashidah sharply replied, "And I got someone waiting for you, I will end you, I'm not consequence." No shit fat ass! Consequences teeth cant stop moving because they're alive! Your teeth cant stop moving because you're always eating!
Anyway. After some threatening and yelling, security rushes the stage and no one fought! Thank God! Because, two fat bitches fighting smells like bacon and onion soup.
On a side note, I guess Monique's prayer didn't work after all! Jesus must have been taking a Holy Shit. Oh well, hope he flushed and wiped his ass with a cloud!
So now, Saigon and Erica Jean are on the stage.
And these two crazy people still swear up and down that their baby was a planned pregnancy. Like these 2 people who were fuck buddies. Just had an idea out of no where one day to produce a child together.
Which is crazy because from the beginning until now, Erica says that Saigon didn't want the baby when he was first born.
So lets review what we learned today! Tweedle midget dee and tweedle gap, claim that they made plans to make a baby together. And when the baby was born, Saigon said, nah, I don't want him anymore! LMAO!
And that's the story that they told to 5 million viewers! This is a case for the Child Protective services!
So, Saigon claims to have never even seen Erica Jean pregnant! And I'm starring at the screen like, bruh! Babies don't come from storks. I'm pretty sure she was really pregnant! At least give her that much credit! Dang!
Anyway, he claims to have wanted to be there for the birth of the child. So, I don't know whether or not he thinks that she found that baby somewhere or what! I am just too confused following this story!
To make things even more confusing they say that when she was going to move in his toy house. She didn't actually move in. Which would explain why the episode where she was allegedly moving in, the SUV was practically empty! Anyway! She didn't really move in because, she was at his house on Instagram. And some dude said, "What's up?" to her and Saigon believes that despite Erica being very admiment about the man being a stranger. Saigon believes that this mystery guy tapped that booty!
Saigon also believes that Erica lies in general and is being phoney for the cameras! And to top it all off, he feels that her and the other mother of his child are using the babies as a pawn to hurt him. By not letting him see the children and what not. And this is all sad! But, their is some good news! Erica stoood up and she had enough ass to cause an eclipse! Boy! She turned to the side and her ass in that dress looked pregnant! Feel free to give birth to my penis Erica! Anytime! Sweet Jesus!
Hmm cheddar cheese!
Yandy Smith and Rich Dollaz are talking now about their business ventures.
Rich lets everyone know that he holds his weight as Yandy's business partner. Then brags that he has put out 3 top 10 hits in 3 years and that he made a lot of money. So, Monique begins auditioning for Rich. By rapping! And it was terrible, but better than most rappers from the south.
Her little rap went something like this! "Uh, Yandy give me a beat". *BEAT BOXING FROM WHACK ASS YANDY INSUES*
"Uh! My name is Monique and I'm fat as hell!
I only come a runnin when I hear the dinner bell!
I love chicken wings! They make my heart sing!
When my husband proposed he gave me an onion ring!"
Now that's a fat bitch! She even raps about food! Fat black bitches stay losing!
Anyway, Yandy says that she feels that she may have misjudged Amina Buddafly. And she'd help her out if she can because she likes to see women win. Yeah, you like to see women win, yet you dress like a dead rockstar. bitch, you stay loosing!
So, finally Erica and Cyn are on the stage. Erica says that business wise, Rich and herself are doing good, and its the personal dealings with Rich that messed things up. Cyn agrees and says that she supports the business part of things, but Erica needs to choose between the two of them and stop playing games with her!
Then she tells Erica something that we all know. That she doesn't, "like sharing, I'm greedy too!" Bitch, we saw you eat. We all know that you're greedy! You didn't get that fat from eating salad!
Anyway, Erica who is dressed like a Madam at a whore house, claims to not be in love with Rich anymore. because Rich did so many bad things that she fell out of love with him. Such as bad mouthing her to other people and using and abusing her in general. Yeah Erica, everything is everyone else's fault. You're lucky your pretty. Wait, that was an understatement. You're lucky that you're perfect looking.
So, it's final words time!
Come to find out, Amina found out 2 days pryer to the reunion that she is pregnant. She didn't tell Peter because, she felt that he would have tried to make her abort the baby! I mean, he would have said to keep it a secret. But she is tired of everything being a secret.
Tara says that as women, they are emotional and love so hard, and quickly, especially if the guy is charming and hes showing them what they think they want. But women need to look for signs, such as whether or not they are really happy, and if he is fulfilling everything they need. If not, then that's the time for them to make the decision about their lives.
Boy that Tara sure can pretend to have a brain in her head when she needs to! I just wish that she wouldn't dressed up as a super hero for this reunion! It was a TV. show Tara! Not a costume party!
Anyways, see you next season. I hear that in addition to Love and Hip Hop New York and Love and Hip Hop Atlanta. Their have been talks about Love and Hip Hop Houston, and Love and Hip Hop LA (Los Angeles). And, their have been talks about K Michelles coming out with her own show. And even Erica and Cyn may have their own show coming soon too!
And yeah, as of now, I will watch and review every single one of them!
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Drake and Josh star - Drake Bell is Bankrupt! Bankruptcy REACTION!
So, according to reports online. Drake Bell of Drake and Josh on the Disney channel is a complete idiot!
The former TV. show star turned jack ass is allgedly $581,000 in debt! And currently makes $2,820 a month despite having almost $19,000 in monthly expenses.
He lives in a $1.5 million dollar home, which is not even paid for. And his income in 2012 was about $400,000 but dropped to around $14,000 in 2013!
Can you say, "fucking idiot"?
Damn Drake! In High school you were the man Drake. What the fuck happened to you?
I think Drake is an idiot personally. But hey, at least he is breaking stereotypes. As you can see, they really aren't all good with money. =o) Let me know what you think below and subscribe to my YouTube channel!
Love And Hip Hop | New York | Season 4 | Reunion | Part 1 | Episode 13 | Review | Recap | Opinion
I didn't want to do this review. Because of 2 reasons. #1, The reunion sucked! And #2 it sucked because Monique, the fat fake comedian hosted and I should have been hosting. No jealousy and no shade intended towards Monique. And for the record, I will be posting a separate video about this ridiculous notion that Monique who won an Oscar is somehow, "lowering" her standards to host this show. Now that's a crock of bull shit!
I honestly don't have many nice things to say, other than a few compliments about Amina Buddafly's looks and performance.
With that said!
The show starts out that fat, loud, and proud Monique standing their with a rip in her dress. She probably tore it from putting it on her lumps of fat. And shes explaining to the stupid people why a low life like her would be hosting a pathetic reunion show like Love and Hip Hop. A show dedicated to has beens such as Joe Budden. Wanna bee's such as Erica Mena, and never will bee's such as , *INHALES* Erica Mena *EXHALES*!
So, Mo Eat claims that she saw a marathon of the show one Saturday. And, after seeing a bad actress named Tara, slap door mat Amina Buddafly. And mother of the year, Erica Mena acting a fool! Well, that was enough to get her to host the show!
Well, that and they offered this annoying fat, stereotypical, black bitch a bucket of chicken covered in mayonnaise to do it!
So, Monique introduces us to the cast of the show. Cynthia Santana! Yeah looks like she was added as a cast member as I predicted. Yandy, and Tara. And they are all on the same couch.
Then the other women. Erica Mena, Amina Buddafly, Tahiry Jose, and Erica Jean are on a couch sitting across from them.
Drag queen Nya Lee is sitting with the guys where it should be. Along with fellow men, Peter Gunz whose looking like Ray Charles! "Georgia!", Joe Budden, who dressed as Mr Rodgers, Rich the alcoholic, Saigon who dressed up like a child on picture day, and the fattest dude on the whole show. Rashidah, who dressed up as big bird from sesame street.
First story up is Yandy Smith. Who is continuing with her costume fetish. Tonight she is dressed as the Devil! Her make up, hair and clothes scream out Satanism! And I don't think that they even wasted a whole 30 seconds on her lonely stray coochie cat! We found out that Yandy talks to Mendecees 5-6 times a day on the phone! And he writes her letters. Wait a minute, 5-6 times a day? Did he sneak a phone in jail up that hole in his ass? What kind of prison is he locked up in? Seriously, I wanna know!
Next up is Erica Mena who is dressed in a red Christmas stocking. With a lump of coal for a heart! And her fake girlfriend, Cyn Santana.
Come to find out, Erica pursued Cynthia for a long while! And she tried to deny her but Erica forced her into their relationship against her will! *CLEARS THROAT* Can you say hostage?
Erica says with her being a woman, she treated Cynthia how she always wanted to be treated!
Listen up men! Erica is treating Cyn, the way that she always wanted to be treated. Yes, as a disposable piece of ass. Think about it! Erica treats Cynthia like shit. She acts like Cynthia is irreverent, and only matters when she wants or need something. So, I took note of that as a man. If you want hot chicks, treat them like crap. Why? Because it works!
Erica goes on to say that everything that she didn't get from Rich or the other people that she has been with. She gets from Cynthia. Which means, the other people were not door mats! You wanted a punching bag that could take the abuse and you got that with Cynthia!
The best part of the Erica and Cynthia interview is when Monique said to her. "Baby, is the fact that Erica's pussy taste like Chipotle the reason why you're with her?" And Cynthia says yes and that she is a, "simple girl". Duh bitch! We all know that you're simple! You're Hispanic. Hispanic women are generally low maintenance. You feed them, and pet them and their happy!
Oh! That was racist? Fuck! you! I'm sitting on about 20 jokes so far, for when they put a slant eye on the show! And all hell is gonna break loose when a tranny shows up, I have about 5 good ones waiting!
Anyway!
Rich didn't ever respect Erica and Cynthia's relationship because in his opinion, Cyn was just a prop. Just a substitute, rubber penis to replace him and what he gives to Erica. He then goes on to say that, Erica is an attention whore and Cynthia is being used and manipulated by Erica the sociopath . Wow, he must watch my YouTube videos!
Erica admits that yes, she did mess up. And she has said this 20 times. Because she is a consistent screw up. But she wants for Richard to admit that he took part in this mess as well.
Rich admits that he is in love with Erica Mena. and states that if her and Cyn are happy together then he will move on. but Erica's needs to stop sending him mixed signals. But she feels that he is the one sending mixed signals, by doing stuff like, slapping his lap, and telling Erica the dog to come sit with him and give him a kiss.
This bitch can't help but to like to be pet and scratched behind the ears! All that Rich has to do is say, "come sit on daddies lap" and she does it! And I haven't seen black folks this interested in a bad singer kissing her daddy on the mouth since Lil Wayne and Baby last locked lips! I mean get over it people! At least one is a girl this time!
So, Erica and Rich begin arguing likes the crazy people that they are. And Monique grabs their hands, and eww! Her fat arms look like baby legs! Oh my God, I almost threw up!
Anyway, she grabs their hands and says that we are watching 2 people that are in love. In other words, the reason why Mona Scott sells us this filth, is because fat black bitches like Mona Scott Young and Mo eat, think that love is screaming and acting like a lunatic!
Anyway, when Monique says this bs. about them being in love, Cynthia realizes at this moment that she is as useless as a third nipple! She has finally realized that yes, she is indeed a prop. And her and Erica are beginning to break away before our very eyes!
After this mess, we visit the cast back stage. Erica is in her dressing room and Cynthia is chatting with her about the situation at hand. And Erica tells her to not tell her how to feel. So, Cyn ends up leaving, looking like she was about to cry. And Rich steps in to talk with Erica. And she lets Rich know that she hates him with the purest passion! Yeah Rich! Keep playing with them Latina's, and Erica is gonna use you as her taco meat!
She tells Rich to get the fuck out of her life for good! And we all know that that wont happen! Because if their is one thing that we know about our girl Richard. She loves the drama!
Now were catching up with Nya Lee, the African drag queen! And this bald headed thing is disgracing the sacred Peacock. He's wearing a tight white dress with Peacock bird feathers on his shoulders. While Peacocks are pretty, Nya is not. He looks like a buzzard.
After all those times that Rich called Cynthia a bird, I was waiting for him to call Nya one. Unfortunately he disappointing me by not saying a word.
And Erica took off the red stocking dress, and came back out looking like a big Latin Elf! I don't how things go down on Christmas in the Dominican Republic. But if y'all got bitches like Erica running around in green dresses, I'm moving there!
So, Monique asked Erica and Nya Lee a great question. "Has anyone ever told you whores that it's okay to be nice?" And I fixed my mouth to express my agreement. But I was completely thrown off. Because whoever edited the show, put a shot of bitch with a raggedy mouth in there. And I took the niceness away, crumbled it up and threw it in the trash.
Whoever edited in a shot of the chick, who teeth looks like she smokes bullets, needs to be fired! Immediately! She has a mouth like a puppy! I've never in my life have seen teeth like that. On a human! I mean, If I stuck my dick in her mouth, it would come out braided! I mean, she could put a potato in her mouth and shit French fries! Her mouth looks like a stair case! Different levels in mouth, TRUE!
All them damn steps, looking like a Marching Band at Alcoholics Anonymous!
Old, All purpose Swiss Army Knife mouth bitch! I wanna take this chick on a camping trip with me! She's versatile! I bet she can open cans, and cook a 5 course meal with her mouth!
Nah, but for real! Chicks with teeth like that give head that will open your Chakra's! So, hit me up girl with the Ginsu Grill! If you see my blog or videos feel free to message me! I was totally kidding, and we need to be friends!
So, Nya and Erica start arguing about who the bigger whore is! And it's pretty much the Pot calling Kettle Black, Or the Stripper calling the hooker hoe! They are going at it over Nya's credibility or lack there of. And to make a long story short, they get up to fight and one of these skinny bitches stepped on Monique's fat foot! Remember when she was in that Bustah Rhymes featuring Pharell Williams music video, for Pass the Courvoisier? 'my Pinky to you mother...!" Yeah, just like that!
Come to find out, Erica and Nya Lee are a lot alike. They are both two non musician, opportunist, whores with big mouths. That love to fight and argue. And at the end of the conversation they figure out that they are in same ho boat. Get it? They say that loose lips sink ships, and those two big nasty, snag a puss that they have between their legs, sunk the Titanic. Yeah, hoes get blamed for everything nowadays!
Anyway, If you know anything about gay people, gay men and women are generally scum bags and scam artist. So, I wouldn't be surprised at all if Cynthia and Nya Lee have done some things together. My spidey senses are tingling! I swear that they have smelled each others tacos before!
Next up is Joe Budden and Tahiry Jose. Who is wearing a teleportation device on her wrist. She came from the future, as her bitter self to argue with the Budden! And Joe swears that he did not cheat on Tahiry! He still claims that he just had a slumber party with a friend, or a conversation or whatever. And that make up wasn't from him smashing heifers and making hamburgers!
So, they are talking, and Tahiry is flaring her nostrils, and Joe lets her know that she is looking a bull, and that scares him. So she lets him know that yeah, like Edward Scissor hands in the bathroom, she's not playing! And he knows what time it is, and if he doesn't know, she can buy him another watch.
And snooty comments like this are why I will be marrying an Asian woman. NO! Not like that thing Tila Tequila! I mean a decent one! Like a sweet Japanese chick.
I can't stands me a feisty woman. A smart mouth on a woman is dumb move. Unless you wanna be single, or with a sucker. No decent man will ever put up with a woman with a mouth like Tahiry's.
Tahiry states that Joe's proposal was not enough for her. She want him to gain her trust first. So, she had to say no to drugs, I mean to Joe! Well, if you are what you eat then...
Anyway, Joe brings up an extremely valid point, that all America women needed to take note of.
Tahiry said that she has moved on. As in, she has other or better options. And Joe let her know with the quickness that he has moved on as well. And that women are not exactly difficult to find and get behind! So ladies, listen up, stop acting like men don't have any option but you. Because in all seriousness. Joe is wealthy, he's not a grotesque looking person. He's in great shape, early thirties and has no children. He can definitely get a whole Harem of women. Oh that's right, he brings 3 chicks at a time to his fathers house. What does that tell you?
So, Tahiry being the immature basic bitch that she is, made sure to poke fun at Joe's sweater in the middle of a serious conversation. TRASH! And when Joe questioned her loyalty, she started crying and carrying on. But Joe brought up another valid point. That besides their personal families, all that they have is each other! No one else will look out for the 2 druggies like 2 druggies! So, it looks like Bobby doesn't want to let Whitney go completely.
I know I would have let Tahiry go. Message to you Tahiry! You're past your expiration date. You've had saddle bag hips since at least the 3rd season. I would tell you to take a seat, But, I recommend the treadmill in your case. And take the stairs too! You need the exercise!
So last and certainly least, is Tara, and Peter Gunz.
For whatever reason, Tara is continuing with her terrible hair fetish. She looks like someone cut her hair with a flowbee! Remember that thing they used to cut hair with, the invention here you put it on the end of a vacuum hose?
Moving along.
When Monique asked Tara, what her issue with Amina was. Tara said the fact that Amina threw her marriage into her face, was the actual issue. So, basically Tara, who was the real mistress, had issue with the real wife because of how she presented the information to her. In other words, it was an ego thing. I figured that!
I have no sympathy for Tara because, she didn't give a darn about Amina's feelings and she went and bragged about committing adultery with Peter behind Amina's back.
So, Peter is tired of hearing Tara bad mouth Amina, because Lord knows that Amina's mouth is bad looking enough. So, he lets Tara know that Amina deserves better and that Tara knew that something was going on when he didn't come home for 2 days at a time! You know, being as smart as Tara claims to be! For example I saw her Hot97 interview were she bragged about being smarter than Peter.
Oh, and lets not forget that at some point in their relationship, Tara cheated on him so....
Peters states that his lies were above and beyond and Tara swears that she believed his lies. And had no idea that he was making bunny ears behind the back of her head!
And Monique let Tara know that, with her being the other woman at one point, this was just her turn to be the one being played. And Tara agrees! THANK YOU WHITE JESUS! The bitch finally admitted that she deserves it!
Dunk me in hot sauce and drop me off at a black BarBQ
So, now it's time to see a performance of my favorite Amina Buddafly song. Don't wanna be right! And yeah, the video was cheap and tacky, but she did a HELL of a job producing that beat. And she sang her tight, Yogalicious booty off! Yeah, that's a Yoga butt that she's sporting! Anyway, she sang the song well, produced it well yada yada yada. But their was some bad news about this live performance. Peter Gunz, who is thankfully not on the actual song, rapped a verse on stage before Amina began singing! And, Peter is so wack that Justin Beiber would beat him in a rap battle!
This was the worst rapping that I've ever heard in my life!
He said some garbage about marrying his side wife, and divorcing her and starting all over again. And how if he was in the Wu Tang Clan, his name would be, "Old Faced Cheater!" And how he is a broke version of Stevie J., who can't stop cheating.
And then he had the nerve to end his little corny rap verse with some mess like, "Hold up, wait a minute! Look at the bottom of my feet! You can't tell me I aint running shit! Or at least running in it!"
Really Peter? I don't know which stinks more, your feet or your rapping! Come on son! Get the fuck out of here with that! And go wash your funky ass feet! Running around looking like a Penguin!
For the record, "Don't Wanna Be Right" is the whore anthem of the year. And the side wife song of the millennium! Think about it! The side slice gets the ring in the end? WOW! Amina is doing big things! She might be the greatest mistress of all time.
Tara admits that she was an Amina fan in the past But hearing her music now does make her feel uncomfortable. Because, adulterers like Tara have feelings you know? She can cheat with the woman's husband, and then get catch feelings about them singing with each other about their relationship.
I swear, Tara is so full of hersellf!
Amina on the other hand is beautiful. And she looked like a Gladiator mixed with a Dominatrix. Man, she is something else! I don't even mind that her mouth looks like she's part dolphin!
So, yeah that was about it for the show! We have to wait till next Monday for the continuation!
I'm still pissed that I didn't host the reunion. Oh well, maybe next year!
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Love and Hip Hop Atlanta FIGHT | brawl | Season 3 | Joseline Hernandez VS. Shay reaction
So, TMZ is reporting that Joseline Hernandez, Shay and others have been allegedly involved in a brawl on the set of VH1's hit reality TV. show, Love and Hip Hop Atlanta! Season 3 didn't even air yet, and we are already seeing reports of fake violence!
I mean come on guys, its a reality tv. show. Don't get hypnotized!
WTF! | @iamerica_mena AND @cyn_santana MARRIED? Am I invited to the wedding?
Their has been a lot of talk recently about the greatest gay for pay actresses of all time getting married. Is this a publicity stunt? They will allegedly wed on their very own show! I don't see a ring on Cynthia Santana's fat finger! Who knows! Erica Mena is always up to something no good!
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The Real Housewives of Atlanta | Season 6 | Episode 13 | Pillow Talk Or Pillow Fight Review | Recap | Opinion
After watching this show, I will be marrying a white woman!
The episode starts out with some bull dog faced bitch named Phaedra and her flamboyant homosexual, event planner, Dwight, who is wearing his Jungle Book jacket!
The two are planning a party for Phaedra's 6 month old baby Dylan, and the theme is a presidential inauguration. The event will be hosted at a huge estate!
The cost of renting the Mansion is $3850. The invitations are $2850.
They will also be having a champagne bar and caviar. So the cost of the caterer was $4200.
And finally, she wanted a presidential Flash Mob dance, with guys in black suits. Which cost an additional $4,000! For a grand total of $14,900! That's a Toyota!
And obviously the 50-75 guest that Phaedra calls herself entertaining are their for her ego and enjoyment! This party was not for that baby at all! If he is eating caviar and drinking champagne at his age, I need to hang out with him. I mean, she needs to be arrested and deported!
In our next scene, we visit Industry Studios. Cynthia is meeting up with her very black husband with a very white beard named Peter. And Peter's black face and white beard makes him look like a skunk to me! So, I nicked named him Peter Le Peu!
Come to find out, they share the same workspace. Which is funny because, I'd think that his big ass balls would need their own building or at least their own desk! You see Cynthia wont sleep with Peter because, the last time she laid down with that skunk looking mother fucker, it took her 30 tomato baths to get the scent off! Smart girl!
Anyway, Cynthia tells Peter that NeNe is throwing a couples event, where their will be pillow talk. Kind of like, Truth Or Dare for adults that never grew up!
She then informs Peter that some dark butt with red hair named Kandi, alleges that she knows some stuff about his past. So, Peter will bring this up during Nene's event. But he isn't worried about Kandi! Or, Little Red Riding Hood-Rat as I call her!
Cynthia warns him to be careful where he sprays his skunk juice so she tells him to go easy on the other bitches!
So, now we are catching up Kenya and her bald headed aunt Lori. who spilled Ramen noodles on her head
Kenya is finally ready as a 40 something year old women, to have children.
Stupid America bitches for you! She's knows dang well her eggs are stiff, boiled and rotten! If she does have a baby at her age, it's gonna have more defects than the first batch of PlayStation 4's! Can you say recall?
So, aunt Lori brings up a great point. their family is already screwed up. I mean Kenya's mother gave birth to her, and abandoned her ass in basket on a strangers doorstep. And Kenya's mind is all over the place like Kurt Cobain! So, the crazy bitch tells aunt Lori that may be bald as an eagle but she is so right!
Side note. Come to find out, like her mother, Kenya doesn't want any girls. how ironic.
So, she sits down with Dr. Thompson. A very black woman, with glittery green eye shadow on. I mean she looks like a leprechaun busted a nut in her eye!
Why would a darky think that she'd look good with that shit on?
Anyway, Dr. Thompson informs her that she has some good news and some bad news. The good news is that Kenya has normal hormone levels. The bad news is that her ovarian reserves are diminished. That's a fancy medical way of saying, a bitch aint got no eggs!
So, unless weird science can give her a baby. She'll have to rely on the Bible and the Magic of White Jesus! Yep, as Kenya stated, if God can give Sara, a fictional character in the Bible, a baby at the age of 90. Well, White Jesus can can come down on a cloud and hand her an immaculate conception baby.
Yeah keep praying Kenya! You're gonna need it!
Better find a Stork bitch! Should have been nice in your lifetime, maybe you'd find a real man instead of the Invisible Man over in Africa. I've heard racist jokes all my life about people being so black that you can't see them. Apparently it's true about Kenya's man!
So, the Doctor tells Kenya that her first option is to try and get pregnant by some guy with super sperm, but Method Man is in a relationship so, they aint gonna happen. The other option is donor eggs.
But Kenya wants to have a child with her own DNA. Yeah right! You better adopt! Why curse a baby with your raggedy genetics? And at your age, with your genes, that baby will come out with a horn on the top its head and mooing!
Anyway, Kenya begins talking with the Dr. about stupid ideas like having turkey basting parties, where a woman lays, back with her legs spread, and her friends come in with a bucket of sperm and super soaker water guns and shoot it up her canal! Sounds messy!
So Kenya decides that seeing that she loves sperm, visiting a sperm bank would be a great idea. she might have to make a withdrawal, and put her money where her mouth is!
And when she finds out that she can pick a sperm donor who went to Harvard, the stereotypical black gold digging bitch was sold on the idea!
Now were at the Kandi Factory.
And it's 9 weeks to the opening night of Kandi's play. She meets up with her manager Don Juan, who looks like the gay version of the rapper The Game. And for whatever reason her jobless fiance, Todd the opportunist. is there.
And the gay guy, Don Juan, who is obviously jealous of my boo thang Porsha, begins making fun of her. He starts imitating her singing Amazing Grace. Which is of course her signature song. And this clown claims to not like drama, yet he is sitting up there making fun of Porsha almighty! I'm gonna roast him good in a future review.
Moving along...
Kandi informs Todd that Cynthia said that he is a male gold digger, that would be better suited for Kenya.
And then she tells him about Nene's pajama party.
At first, the thought of Todd wearing his speedo and nipple tassels around a room full of adults disturbed him. But Kandi, being the bread winner in their relationship, told him that yes, he will in fact be coming! Yeah, she Son'd him!
So, now we are catching up with Kenya Moore and her gay friend Mr. Lawrence, and he forces people to call him Miss Lawrence. Because he likes to pretend that he is a female.
And as a pretentious little bald headed, high heeled shoe wearing, negative homosexual stereotype, he can barely get into the sperm bank door good, and he's at the front desk, asking the receptionist, Ms. Jill, a real woman. For some of the business's "spare lube" that may be laying around. He'd like some for his booty hole!
I mean, what type of pushy twink walks into a business, bald headed, wearing heels, and sporting the most annoying, nasally congested voice of all time and just asks people for lubricants for his anus? Devil!
And of course Kenya was rightfully embarrassed! And most people probably didn't catch something. He said that they have the best lube! WOW! So, he has been to the sperm bank before! He must have thought that it was a sperm bar, and he wanted to have a drink! You know, get cum drunk! Yeah, a gay dude knowing all about the lube at the sperm bank! I hope that he isn't a donor! Gays don't reproduce for a reason. So stay in your lane buddy! Keep driving the Hershey high way. No woman in her right mind is trying to inject herself with sperm that looks like gravy, if you know what I mean!
How you doin?
So, Lawrence and Kenya are sitting there in the lobby when a sperm donor walks by. And the show must have payed this funny looking, oddly shaped head having mother fucker! Because these two are pretending this man is paradise on legs!
And this broke ass man stood up there and told a flat out lie. Well several lies! Typical black guy. He claims that he wants to nut in as many cups as possible because he is the last of his family lineage and he is good looking. In reality, he is just broke and desperately needs that little $50 for cumming in a cup that he receives. Poor black guy with out a job.
So, now Sheridan of Xytex Corporation pops up and brings them to meet Michael.
CUM to find out, a cup of nut cost $475 per sample!
And they have open identity donors.
So the gold digger, Kenya, begins asking whether they have Michael Jordan or Obama's sperm there. Because like so many crazy black bitches, she is obsessed with idea of having a child with celebrity. Oh boy!
So, she has a list of qualities for her donor. He has to be funny, affectionate, well groomed, no body odor, over 6 feet four inches tall, handsome with full lips, a nice slender nose, and she'd prefer green eyes.
And this is why black bitches like Kenya will die single. HaHa. Nah but all jokes aside,. Peter has more sperm in 1 ball than that whole sperm bank has ever had since they opened! She could always let Peter make a baby with her. But she'd have to fuck Skunk man in Olympic pool!
In our next scene, it's time for Phaedra's party that she claims is for her baby.
Yeah, Dylan's fake Inauguration. That orangutang looking bitch will never give birth to a future president. Unless he's gonna be the president of, "mommy defending daddy in court LLC!"
Anyway, the party was alright I guess. Even though the thugged out white boy that Phaedra is married to, refused to dance with his fat wife. I don't blame him!
He saw her in that Black and white polka dot dress, looking like a fat black lady bug and wasn't hearing that.
So now we are at some fat man name NENE's house for this stupid adult slumber party. And he she has the same hair cut as Dennis the Menace.
Anyway, after everyone arrives, minus Kenya and her sidekick. A man and woman come through to serve the guests as half naked waiter and waitress. And I was like, ohh, that chick is hot! Then that cross dresser named NENE told her to twirl around and her ass looked like she sat on a barbed wire fence! She had dents, and cuts and all sorts of disgusting shit going on! God must hate her! Man, I swear light skin bitches stay losing! I'd still smash though!
So, NeNe the transtesticle is prancing around like a horse in heat. Showing off his outfit and being annoying. Thankfully a ball didn't fall out from beneath that dress! Anywho, NeNe announced that this event is about helping with the guests relationships. And they are going to play some questions and answers game.
So our gracious co-host, Princess Porsha passes out some cards to all of the guest.
And after a few questions are asked, Peter the Skunk has a card that reads, "Would you feel comfortable with your lover being bisexual?"
So, NeNe blurts out, "Porsha, that may be a question that you can answer!"
Really my man? It's like that NeNe? These tranny's are really getting out of hand nowadays! They have no respect for women!
Porsha being the high class, intelligent, poised and down right perfect Goddess that she is promptly responded to Caveman NeNe by saying, "I wouldn't be comfortable with my man being bi-sexual, or heterosexual, nothing. You need to be all about Porsha sexual if you're with me".
Wow! her own sister just sat there with a look on her face like, "is this bitch retarded?" I bet this bitch can't count from 1 to syrup! I can see me being married to this idiot now. If I hand her a Christmas gift, she'd be all crying and stuff and hugging me! And thanking me! Then she'd look me in the eye say, "that's the most beautiful box that anyone has ever given me!
But you know what. I don't care if Porsha is so stupid that she thought the Underground Railroad was a TV show hosted by Don Cornelius! I'd still wreck Porhsa like Paul Walker!
So Kenya Whore! I mean Kenya Moore pops up with her gay ass friend Brandon. And when Nene sees who it is at the door, she shuts the door in her face! Boy that transvestite Nene sure knows how to start a fight! And Kenya stays loosing. She can't have babies, her mom abandoned her and now Nene is shutting the door in her face. Poor thing! But, she can always jump off of a bridge I guess!
Anyway, Kenya looks hot of course, seeing that her looks are the 1 thing that she does have going for her. And he gay pet didn't even wash its paws before the little bitch started digging his paws in the food! I for one know that peoples eating habits express their etiquette in the bed room. For example, if a person eats sloppily, they eat sloppily! People who gulp down food, gulp down genitalia. And homos that don't wash their hands before eating, don't wash their butt before eating either. Just saying *snaps*
So come to find out me and Porsha are compatible as I thought because she doesn't want her man going to the strip club. Something that as of now, unless I was shooting a movie, music video etc. I'd never do. That's what poles in the bedroom are for. I guess losers who pay bitches to strip at the club don't know porn stars. Oh well, keep making it rain you fucking losers! LMAO! Anyway, back to the show.
So, Peter is very defensive about people not condoning strip clubs visits. He states that he loves the strip club, as well as Apollo the career criminal who married a lawyer because he always needs one, and Todd the opportunist goes as well. Because his next come up could be right there on stage!
He claims that the club isn't so much like a club but rather more like an office.
And that he would pay for his friend to get a lap dance, but Peter, a guy that only gets his dick wet in the shower, claims that he wont allow a woman to rub up on his skunk pole!
And I'm left thinking, that his stupid comments about not receiving lap dances is like when a guy claims to read playboy for the articles. I mean, Peter's balls are so full, it looks he has a bubble butt in the front of his pants. And this little stinker is gonna sit up their and lie and pretend that he wouldn't let a bitch sit on his lap at the mall whilst being dressed like Jet Black Santa Clause? Negro you lie!
Come to find out, Apollo the scam artist couldn't adopt a drug addiction or a gambling addiction like most losers, this guy has a strip club addiction. He has wasted $5,000 and even $8,000 in 1 night! You can start a record label with that. Or sponsor a Porsha for a month with $13,000.
In his defense, he said the same things to Ne Ne that I would have, you spend your money on shoes, it's my money! That's right Apollo Creed! Plus it's just money!
So NeNe calls out Kenya about the trash that she talked about Christopher and Natalie. And Christopher tells Kenya that he doesn't know what kind of medication that she is on . And Kenya, the ex model that has been reduced to being a reality TV spectacle, says that she is on the same medication that Christopher is on. Then she decides to hop up and approach Natalie talking shit!
So Chris, in a very respectful way, gently grabs Kenya's arm, and as he is calmly speaking to her. Kenya's gay pet Brandon, who has been fooled into thinking that he is Suge Knight because he is bald and brown and wearing all red. Decides to push Chris's hand away and start screaming like Banshee at him.
So, they start screaming about hands and touching.And I haven't seen black people so hyped up about hands and touching since Micheal Jackson had his sleepovers! Who besides me misses the 90's?
So anyway, Brandon is yelling at Chris and what not, and Peter the Skunk hops up, and starts spraying people with his skunk juice and jumps up in between them! When Chris got a sniff and a whiff of that skunk spray, he pushed Brandon back. And Brandon almost beat the moth balls out of Peter, just to get to Chris!
Then Apollo, the criminal, the animal himself hops up and pushes Brandon down on a couch and begins attacking him! Brandon must look like his old cell mate or something because he laid hands on him like a TV. preacher! Man, Reality TV. keeps light skinned people losing!
I wonder if this homo-cide, ass whooping will be considered to be a hate crime. Who knows? What I do know is that Chuck did the same thing that I would have done. HID! Damn right! I'm not getting scratched or beaten for reality TV!
And that was about it. The show will not air for 2 weeks! So that means that the January 26 2014 episode will not resume until February 9,2014! I will give "And this is why I'll be marrying a white woman" one more chance! Yeah, I'll watch and review episode 14 of season 6 of Real Housewives of Atlanta!
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