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Showing posts with label Music That Sounds Like SHIT!. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Music That Sounds Like SHIT!. Show all posts

Sunday, January 25, 2015

Lil Wayne featuring Migos "Amazing Amy" about Amazing Amie is TERRIBLE! That ASS is clASSic though! WHOOTY!

Lil Wayne featuring Migos "Amazing Amy" about Amazing Amie is TERRIBLE! That ASS is clASSic though! WHOOTY!




Photos Courtesy of Amazing Amie instagram page!
Big white ass in tight dresses! I need a napkin to wipe this drool!








The first thing I noticed about "Amazing Amy", by Lil Wayne featuring the Migos is the music. The song was produced by some guy named "London on the track", and with an unoriginal name like "London on the track", there's only so much you can expect!

The production is the typical, extremely predictable Southern garbage that southern rap music is known for. Of course he included the over used Roland 808 drum sounds. And a sound effect when the beat stopped.

The rappers speech patterns sounded like slaves talking. They were merely using the average flow that southern rappers are known for. Come to think of it, listening to southern rappers is like stepping into a time machine and visiting a plantation. From the accent, to the apparent illiteracy. It's a coonucopia (cornucopia) of downright unacceptable and below standard trash!

I wanted to do an actual review of the song, but I listened to it, and now I feel as if I had a lobotomy!
My brain feels numb and tired. The music is that down right retarded! And it's a wonder how anyone could listen to such utter nonsense.

Honestly the song is absolute trash. the vocals are terrible, the lyrics are beyond terrible. The music is mediocre and generic!

And I don't have one hot line from Lil Wayne to quote!

The only hot thing about this song is the girl the song is named after!
Now that's hot! Too bad her ass is probably fake! And too bad they spelled her name wrong!
Amazing Amy spells her name A- M- I- E, not A- M- Y!

But what do you really expect from Southern rappers?
A simple internet search would have saved them from this embarrassment!
Unless they spelled her name the other way for legal reasons.
Maybe her name is trademarked!

Nah!

Probably not.

But hey, these are just my opinion!

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Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Wiz Khalifa "Blacc Hollywood" Full Album review! - Almost as bad as Eminem!

Wiz Khalifa "Blacc Hollywood" Full Album review! - Almost as bad as Eminem!


(Photo Courtesy of Amber Rose Instagram page)




(Source)
http://www.complex.com/music/2014/08/wiz-khalifa-blacc-hollywood-stream?utm_campaign=complexmusic%2Bsocialflow%2B08%2B2014&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social


So, Wiz Khalifa just put out a full audio stream of  his terrible new album titled, "Blacc Hollywood"!
And I'm going to be totally honest with you! I skimmed through the songs and after about 2 - 3 minutes of listening to this pure garbage, my brain felt as if it had been removed. The music is terrible! The production isn't anything to listen to, his rhyming is the usual, complete garbage that you're used to!

The album features collaborations with musical artists, Nicki Minaj, Nas, Rick Ross, and Juicy J!
None of which I was able to get to because it was just that bad. And I wish that he'd retire, and just go sell Amber Rose pictures! His wife is my favorite thing about him! If that makes any sense! He has good taste in women, that's about it!

I just wish that she'd grow some hair!

Anyway, my opinion about the album is that it's just down right pathetic! I mean, he must not even try!

AT ALL!

Why waste an opportunity when you're this terrible?

But, at least it wasn't an Eminem album! Now that's worst than the world ending!

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Sisterhood of Hip Hop | Season 1 Episode 1 | Femme C's | Review | Worst Reality TV show ever! Wack female rappers! - And music from 3 you must hear!

Sisterhood of Hip Hop | Season 1 Episode 1 | Femme C's | Review | Worst Reality TV show ever! Wack female rappers! - And music from 3 you must hear!



(Photo Source: Sa-roc Instagram!)





Before I say what I have to say about the dumbest show I have ever seen in my entire life.
I wanted to express my general opinion on females who have fooled themselves into thinking that they have the mental capacity to be a good rapper in the first place.

These are merely general statements, stemming from me being a rapper myself. To who I've personally meant, and heard perform. To what I've seen, and what I've been exposed to by the television, internet, radio, print and the music that people have recommended to me. These are my opinions and are about no female rapper in particular, just in general.

Most female rappers suck. Most are unoriginal, and their are 3 main types of female rappers. I will write about that soon, with a detailed explanation of the 3 types and their styles, and purpose!
But I don't have time to get into it here. So, watch out for that one!

With all of that said, this poor excuse for a show called, "Sisterhood of Hip Hop", is a one of the worse things to happen to rap music since someone planted the corrupted seed that white folks should rap too. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that all white people and all females suck at rapping. But pretty much all of them do. I mean, almost every female, and almost every white rapper I have ever heard sucked at rapping, and should have never even tried to do so!

As far as this show goes. The program follows 5 female rappers. Their names are, Bia, Nyemiah Supreme, Brianna Perry, Siya and Diamond.

The show promotes the myth that the following words describe the cast, "original, defiant, fearless, driven, survivor"!

Not my words, those are the words that flashed on the screen!

None of their music sounded original at all to me. Some of them have bad attitudes so, yeah they are defiant in that sense. As far as fearless goes, most black women are full of fear so, fat chance on that one. They all appear to be driven by the idea of notoriety and success, I will give them that. And finally, as for the word, "survivor", at least one of them is from the projects, so yeah, I guess so.

The show is shot well. The cinematography is good, however, the background music is annoying, and the story lines are beyond boring! For example, Nyemiah Sumpreme's story line is that she is an emotional wreck who lacked support and or guidance growing up. Which is an excuse for her to have a stinking attitude as an adult. So much for the mythological strength of the black woman! I mean, even White Jesus himself can't save her! Oh and did I mention her fear of crying in front of people?
Yeah! She has a fear of people seeing her cry! What a mess! She's lucky she's cute! At least she has that going for her!

Then there's Brianna Perry, her wack story line is in a nutshell, she is a college student juggling her lame pseudo education and her wack rapping career! And to make things complicated, her mother is a manager, yet she drinks on job and essentially does not know what the heck she's doing!

Then, theirs Diamond. She sold millions of records maybe 10 years ago or so before the industry crashed. And she was only able to do so because she was in the industry at the right time and had the right deal. So in other words, she got very lucky. And there's no way in Hell she can sell a million albums right about now!

We also have the curious case of Siya! She's a lesbian who has an extreme case of gender identity disorder, and she has a dangerous, explosive and volatile relationship with her extra bald headed girlfriend! Siya is from New York, her hairless cat is from California, and at the end of the day, she appears to be stuck, stranded, straddled and strapped (on'd)  in New York! And if one of them ends up killing the other before the show is done, don't be surprised! These fish are piranhas!

And last but certainly not least is Bia. And I didn't want to say anything bad about her because she's my, "type" *ahem - clears throat* *drinks some water, swallows hard (pause!)* but she sucks! I mean she has no talent whatsoever! Well, I mean she is fine. And she can totally be a model and a damn good one at that! I mean. She could really sell anything! But, her story line goes as follows, she is a struggling wack rapper. Who was so poor she used to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for 2 weeks at a time. To make things more complicated. She has a 13 year old sister that she is deathly afraid is about to turn into a little THOT!

And to be honest with you. Maybe these broads would make it overseas, but as for the American market, they are a group of Iggy Azalea types. Just waiting to flop! They will be lucky if the 5 of them collectively sell 200,000 records combined in their first week sales! And a 40,000 copy average is me being extremely generous! In fact, in my opinion, they are all tax right offs!

And the only one I can foresee having a successful album is possibly Nyemiah Supreme!
She is signed to Timbaland, and that will help. Plus, she is bat shit crazy! And she can possibly pull a hit or two out of all of that pain and mental anguish!

As for the other pretty girl. I don't think that Bia being signed to Pharrell Williams will help! This guy wont be "Happy" until she causes his label to go bankrupt! I mean, pretty girls are expensive! Especially when they have no way on Earth to recoup that money! Then again, she's so hot, that maybe Pharrell has other plans for her! *slurp sound FX*  I'm just saying!

Excuse me while I go wipe this drool from my chin! Between Bia and Nyemiah Supreme! YUMMY! Yeah, I'll just leave it at that.

One of the things that separated this show from the other Reality TV. shows about rappers is that, they show this cast rapping more than for example, Love and Hip Hop.
But the issue is that they suck! I mean, I heard all 5 of them rap, and didn't hear anything that sounded remotely good! They all sound like hustlers who are trying to make a buck! And they most definitely do not sound like authentic rappers.

 They lack rhythm, they definitely lack lyrics, style, and depth. And to make it worse, they lack passion to boot! I mean, I was left feeling empty, unfulfilled, and ultimately disgusted. Because their were 5 rappers, placed on a television show on the Oxygen Network, and given an opportunity to help change music for the better! And not of them shows much promise at all! They'll probably end up like the Making The Band Cast! In jail for fighting with their significant others, and end up being the butt of jokes!

Now don't get me wrong! I wasn't looking to hear the next Lauryn Hill or anything! I wasn't looking to hear the next Ra Digga either! But this was down right ridiculous! I mean, what was the point of doing a show with 5 chicks with no talent?

In my opinion, the purpose of this show was to promote the homosexual agenda, materialism, and down right stupid female rappers. And I'm not saying that these broads are in fact stupid, however, I am saying that they rap stupidly. Which will lead future female rappers to want to rap like them so they can have a TV. show to showcase their stupid music as well! Or, ignorance breeding ignorance! Because I didn't hear anything that was intelligent at all!. And you might say to yourself, well, he must be looking for something, "positive" and honestly, I'm not!

In fact, I said recently in a review that Nicki Minaj makes ratchet music the right way! Just look at her song Anaconda for example! She wasn't spitting out anything positive, filled with knowledge, thought provoking and intriguing content, and their were not amazing metaphors etc. However, even though the song titled, Anaconda, was a ratchet mess, it was a well done. It was well written for what it was!

However, this show is a bunch of Bull Shit music, from Bull Shit pseudo "musicians"! In fact, this show is a haven for no thotties. Yeah no bodies and thots. the purpose of this show is to aid in the hidden hands agenda to dumb down rap fans! When they heard the Knowledge, Wisdom and Understatement being displayed by the genius's of rap, back in the 80's and the 90's, the industry, so called "Illuminati" said, "no, we can't have this" and set out to promote Bull Shit! And here we are with Sisterhood of Hip Hop! The bastard baby formed  by the corrupted music industry, planting a seed in the once fertile womb of my beloved Hip Hop!

Thanks a lot cast for screwing up MY music! Thanks a thot, I mean a lot!

With all of that said!

I have one female rapper who is an honorable mention before I promote 3 female rappers that I co-sign as being actual viable artists that I have huge respect for. My honorable mention is Missy Misdemeanor Elliot's artist and rumored girlfriend, Sharaya J. (Video below)

And the 3 rappers that you must hear are! Nairubi Selah, Aisha Sekmet, and finally, the cutie in the picture above. Sa-roc! =o)

Truly talented Femcees! And they should have been on the show. Because they all have actual talent!

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Nairubi Selah












Aisha Sekmet













Sa-Roc

















NOW THESE LADIES CAN RAP! 


YOU'RE WELCOME IN ADVANCE!







Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Lil Kim DISS record to Nicki Minaj (Flawless Remix) with Beyonce REVIEW | OPINION! Female Rap Battle News!

Lil Kim DISS record to Nicki Minaj (Flawless Remix) with Beyonce REVIEW | OPINION! Female Rap Battle News!






Beyonce did a remix for her song titled, "Flawless" the remix features Nicki Minaj. So, seeing that Nicki Minaj is dropping hit record after hit record, her rival, Lil Kim aka Queen Bee, aka ms. opportunist, pulled a Lil MaMa, and barged her way unto the stage and just stood their looking like a complete fucking fool!

Kim threw a terrible verse unto the record and put it out there as if any of us would be impressed!

I mean, Lil Kims Flawless Remix is full of flaws! If she didn't go get several botched surgeries on her face, she would have been able to kill Nicki Minaj with just one line! You know the part where Beyonce says, "I woke up like this", implying that she wakes up looking like a flawless perfect 10! All that Kim had to say is something to the effect of, "Beyonce woke up like this, Nicki walked out the sourgeon like this!" In other words, clowning her for buying her looks! But no! Kim didn't think of that! Instead she threw together a diss record so bad that Waka Flocka Flame, Soulja Boy and Trinidad James just may be able to beat her in a rap battle!

Anyway, listen to the track for yourself!

And..

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