Rasheeda the boss | Post pregnancy weight lost and fitness | Love and Hip Hop Atlanta baby NEWS!
Love and Hip Hop Atlanta's most awesome cast member. Rapper, Diva, business woman and super mom, Rasheeda AKA The Boss Chick, gave birth to a healthy baby boy, "Carter Frost' some months ago! Recently she posted a sexy picture of her delicious new 6 pack of abs! Along side a picture of her round belly when she had her bundle of joy inside of her. As well as a pre pregnancy picture of her 6 pack abs!
And as expected, she looks moking hot in all 3 pictures!
This is the message that she posted!
"rasheedadabosschickSoooooo #babykarter is now 7 months old & I'm still working on my #bounceback
the 1st pick is how I look today!! I still have several lbs to drop....
I'm about 200lbs in the middle picture (Whewwww Chile). The b4 pic was
me b4 gettin preggos I was so in shape & small .
I think ima keep a lil thickness tho but for now I wanted to show you
guys my results so far. A decent diet nothing to crazy, exercise & a
few stomach detox wraps is what I've been doing ohh & lots of
water!! #grindlife#teamgetfit#thebouncebackisreal#workoutflow#teamstaymotivated"
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Lacey Wildd has MMM size boobs, wants QQQ implants reaction! - My Strange Addiction | Glow in the dark girl!
Have you ever heard of Lacey Wildd? If not, you will remember her name after this!
The 44 year old, plastic surgery addict allegedly has glow in the dark breasts!
But her story gets so much more interesting! The buxom blonde was featured on the Reality TV. show, "My Strange Addiction"! Because she's addicted to plastic surgery!
In fact, she's had 30 plastic surgery procedures to date. and has spent approximately $250,000 on her cosmetic modifications. And she plans to double her MMM breast cup size, and cup-grade, not upgrade, but cup-grade to a QQQ bra size!
Now those are some massive and scary glowing boobs!
Her breast job forces her to lay at certain angles to keep from suffocating. But the story gets much moire interesting! She has a pig skin corset inside of her body to keep her tummy flat and tight!
In her own words, “The doctor took pig skin, and he sewed together my muscles on the sides,
from the top to the bottom so that my stomach is brought in like this. It’s anchored to the muscles right here, and it feels
like guitar strings.”
Wow! Oh, did I mention that she can serve drinks on them! Now that's titillating!
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Kandi Burruss Bachelorette party & bridal shower had a twerking midget! RHOA! The Real Housewives of Atlanta wedding news!
Question. Is it "ratchet" to have a twerking midget at your bachelorette party? The Real Housewives of Atlanta star, and 90's R&B legend Kandi Burruss did just that!
Her Bachelorette party and bridal shower was packed with famliar names and faces!
Including sexy Carmon, Porsha, Rasheeda, Tiny, Shekinah, Phaedra, Mama Joyce and so many more!
So, what do you think about the pretty girl having midget strippers at her party?
Here's my opinion!
I would have slept better knowing that she picked someone with a sexier body! She should have hired Porsha! She can use the money! I mean she has cute little dogs to feed!
Anyways! Let me know what you think below! And would you ever hire a midget to dance for your bachelorette party? If so, would you sit on the floor and receive lap dance from it?
According to the story posted on Media Take Out. Courtney, meant Peter in September of 2013, at Cafe Iguanas. A nightclub in Miami. She took a picture with him and he placed his hand on her plus sized butt. Which shocked her because his wife is a model! And, she didn't know that he liked the big girls, but then again, he is Jamaican. And Jamaican men are know for their love for larger sized women. So...
Anyway, long story short, his friend handed her a phone number. When she called it one day, Peter answered, not the friend. After talking, he visited her house and they smashed! She claims that dude is packing and beat it up quite nicely. Eww! He allegedly told her that he'd keep in touch, but he smashed and dashed so now, she is exposing him!
And that's pretty much it! My take on the alleged event is this.
I wouldn't be surprised if this story was true because, Cynthia let Peter go so long with out getting some. That his balls were so swollen, it looked like he had a bubble butt in the front of his pants!
I honestly wouldn't be surprised one way or anything. But I hope that it is not true! I like to see people happily married.
Just my take! Let me know what you think below!
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Justin Bieber BOOED at JUNO Awards! Serena Ryder steps in!
Canadian singer, rapper, performing artist and professional douche bag, punching bag and colostomy bag, Justin Bieber. Is so controversial, so inclined to find trouble wherever he goes. He attracts controversy and hatred in places when he isn't even there!
The "Baby" singer was booed at Canada's "Juno" Awards in 2014. For winning an award! Thankfully he wasn't there to hear the rude audience participants.
Fellow Canadian singer, Serena Ryder spoke in his defense when she accepted an award she won the night of the event. Ryder said, "I really think that Justin Bieber is an amazing musician and he
deserved every bit of that award because he's been working his ass off
his entire life and we need to support how awesome he is."
In my opinion, he sucks big time! But seriously, the Justin Bieber jabs are overdone! Just like swipes at, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Ray J and also, rappers in general! How about we pic some new targets people? Switch your style up!
Let me know what you think below! Does he deserve his awards, fame and recognition? Is he a loser? Post a message below and be sure to subscribe to my YouTube channel for more!
Joe Budden "racist" TWEET! Love and Hip Hop New york Season 5 star in trouble!
Love and Hip Hop New York star, Joe Budden is in hot water for alledged, "racist" comments that were made on his instgram account. This photo of a Sikh man in an airport was posted with the caption, "Not on my watch homeboy."
His words were deleted within about 30 minutes. His apology for his comment went something like this!
"I apologize to all Sikhs and any one I offended with my tasteless and stereotypical post yesterday. It was ignorant and in bad judgement, never again!"
Here is my take on the event!
So, he gave his corny little apology, and he got some free and easy publicity over it.
The story even made it to the Huffington post!
Anyway!
I guess Joe Budden's bald head is as empty as his concerts!
Let me know what you think below about Joe's comments. Was he being racist? Insensitive? Down right dumb? Either way, let me know!
According to a story posted by TMZ. The star of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Season 3. Lil Scrappy, and his daughter may have faced racial discrimination from a Salon Owner. Scrappy put a down payment on the salon to have a birthday party for his daughter. When Scrappy and his daughters mother, Erica Dixon arrived, 20 minutes later than they were supposed to for their 2 and half hour appointment.
They weren't let inside of the building! Well, the white folks who run the place allegedly told him that don't want to serve, "you people". When the police arrived, they were able to only get half of the money from the down payment back for Scrappy. The business agreed to mail the other half to him!
Here's my take on the ordeal.
Let me preface this first. Regardless of the fact that in my comedy videos, I tell more lewd, crude and racist jokes than a KKK barbecue! I respect anyone that respects me. Out side of these jokes, I am not racist at all what so ever!
In other words, I'd ejaculate in a white mouth, just as fast I would in a brown one!
And now that I got that out of the way. I have something to say to the brown people of America!
Whether you realize it or not. America is literally our country, brown people. And it's no one else's. America used to be connected to Africa. So, if they tell you to go back to Africa, just tell them that you never left!
And that you would tell them to go somewhere, but if they know, like you know, they have no where to go! But to absorb back into us!
And to be real and frank with you. If you have money to throw stupid birthday parties with, which celebrate you getting closer to your death day! Stop giving white people your money to enjoy your birthday! And in general!
Find a brown owned business and support them! What part of they don't like us do you fools not get?
While I may not discriminated against people. I have been discriminated against enough to know this. I am not even going to claim that the majority of Caucasian people are racist and or prejudice. I don't know the majority of any group of peoples hearts well enough to confidently make that claim.
However, I do know this! Enough of them are racist, that you need to be far more careful of who you sleep with, break bread with and befriend! They hung your ancestors, and nowadays the police will shoot you with 50 bullets while you are unarmed. And we all know that the media mafia is their to destroy you're image, any way that they can!
So be careful where you walk! There's landmines everywhere! Be careful and weary that whether you like it or not. You are on a battlefield. My people don't look at it that way naturally, but the predators that watch you sure do!
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And yes, that includes white people too! Especially if you;re a cute chick!
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Rapper Benzino shooting a HOAX! Faked for Reality TV. Ratings?
On Saturday March 29, 2004, I posted a video and blog entry about Rapper, Media Mogul, and star of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta season 3, Raymond Benzino Scott, being shot at and struck multiple times by his nephew. While at his own mothers funeral!
What I did not point out in that article however was the fact that their's something really fishy about his hospital pictures! Look closely!
Notice anything odd?
In the first photo, Hip Hop Media Mogul and star of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta, Benzino, is picture laying on a hospital bed, with his long time business partner, Dane Mays by his side. And he is wearing his cast on his right arm.
However, in the second photo, Benzino is photo'd, sitting on his hospital bed, next to music producer, and R&B singer, Stevie J.
And his cast has moved over to his left arm! Which makes me have to question whether or not the shooting ever took place to begin with!
I at least need these questions answered! Was the cast moved because it's fake? A hoax and publicity stunt to promote the third season of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta?
Is the picture just reversed because of the phone or other device that it was captured on took it that way, was altered etc.?
Let me know what you think below!
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Rapper Benzino SHOT! | Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Season 3 | in Hospital! | Illuminati Sacrifice FAIL?
Love and Hip Hop Atlanta season 3 star, Raymond Benzino Scott was shot.
By of all people, his own nephew, 36 year old Gai Scott.
The 48 year old rapper was driving from his mothers funeral in Massachusetts!
When Gai, fired several rounds into a red dodge SUV that was being driven by the 48 year old
rapper.
Benzino was shot 3 times, at least one struck his right arm.
I will update this story when more news come in!
All I know is that fellow whack rapper Eminem must be laughing right now!
So, was it an Illuminati sacrifice attempt failed? Was Stevie J. involved? How about Dave Mays? Let me know below!
What is M.E.E.T. Magazine? Why do you Blog and Vlog?
I started the MEET Magazine blog, and the original Meet Magazine YouTube channel in July of 2013. And I feel that it's about time that I revealed why I logged on and began expressing my views on the entertainment industry, telling jokes and sharing news stories that I find on the internet, that I think that others may be interested in viewing.
It's been 9 about months since I began my internet quest to entertain the masses!
And out of the hundreds of thousands of people who read my blogs and watch my videos. Up until now, I haven't really said much about who I am. Why I do what I do. And what I plan to achieve by writing articles and posting videos online.
I'd love for MEET Magazine to become a Television program, as well as an actual printed magazine, with
professionally written articles. Or at least a digital magazine. But I
am content with blogging as a creative outlet for the moment!
For now, their are several questions that remain unanswered. Such as. What does MEET Magazine mean? Why did I chose that name? And what is my vision for my future brand?
M.E.E.T. Magazine is an acronym for Music Entertainment Education and Technology.
When I decided that I was going to become a blogger and Vlogger professionally. I knew that I'd have to come up with an interesting sounding name, that was easy to remember, and easy to find on search engines as well.
While brainstorming one day, I said to myself, "What do you want to talk about?"
I love music, I love to entertain people. I enjoying reading and conversing about Pop culture. And I'd like to teach people some of the various things that I've learned about various subjects.
With that said, I came up with the name "MEET Magazine" almost instantly! It flowed, it fit, it worked!
Now, I just had to figure out how I was going to put it all together.
I knew that I wanted to write in a non formulaic way. I didn't want to write in the style that I see other people writing in. The stiff, college term paper styling always turned me off! It's usually easy to spot a writer that was taught how to write. And when you listen to these writers speak, they sound like a different person. And in my opinion that style of writing sounds every unnatural. I guess it works in some avenues such as news stories. But it's too formal for entertainment, for my taste.
Being a self taught writer, and all around creative person. I figured that if I wasn't going to talk much about myself. It would be interesting if I were to write the way that I speak.
Sometime when I sit down to blog or make videos. I take a minute to process the story that I want to tell, and then, I word the story as close to how I speak as possible! I may not speak very much about my personal life on the internet. However, the way that I word things gives people a chance to connect with me, by me exposing them to my unique perspective, delivered to the reader and listener the same way that I speak in person. Like I am having a live conversation with the readers and listeners.
I must add. Before I started this blog, in my past, I wrote somewhat sporadically on several subjects pertaining to music and entertainment.
For example. I wrote a few articles online for several websites beginning in 1999, and then again around the year 2004. I reviewed a couple of mainstream music albums and even recap'd some reality TV. shows.
Nothing major, I just wrote some short articles under a pseudonym.
(Would have provided links here but they are not available)
In 2007, I made a couple of cartoon videos for YouTube. Where I poked fun at famous musicians. I wrote original dialogue, where I impersonated them by recording voice overs. (Yes I was one of the first people on YouTube doing that before it became somewhat popular.) I also made a handful of other random videos with topics ranging from comedy, to celebrity news and more.
I stopped after making a handful of videos because, I am not an animator nor am I a great video editor. I am a writer, a musician and an inspiring actor.
The editing process of making quality videos, as well as the expertise that it takes to direct well produced short and long form films. And the talent that it takes to animate drawings, are all skills that I felt were better off left to people who had the experience and technical know how.
So, the big ideas that I have for shooting TV. shows, movies etc. Had to go on the back burner for the moment.
I had to be realistic about my dreams and goals. They're so large, that there's no possible way that I can do it all by myself. I realized in late 2013, that I really need to either join a team or form one!
That way I can concentrate at what I'm good at. And that's being creative! I'm a writer remember? Why did I ever think that I could be lighting guy and the boom pole operator too? (The person who holds the big overhead microphone)
In order for me to be able to bring my ideas to life, I just had one other obstacle, other than flying solo and having no team just yet that is!
I had to answer two other questions.
#1 How do obtain the capital to pursue my dreams?
#2 How do I obtain the right connections to bring my brain child into fruition?
Now, after asking myself these two questions. I had an epiphany! I remembered two conclusions that I
came to a very long time ago. And the fact that I had in recent times been hearing so many other
people saying the same thing that I always knew in my heart. The two part answer was very simple! And I knew what to do all along! And that is...
#1 "Do what you like to do, are currently doing and would do for free!" and #2 "Do what you're already good at doing!"
I
knew that what I wanted to do was entertain people and inform people at the same time .
I wanted for my audience to learn something, and not even realize that they were being informed while treating themselves to my humorous musings about
pop culture.
Then, I began to ask myself, what it is that I am good at that I like to do. And I quickly realized something. People have always told me that I'm funny. So, while I do write serious articles, like the one that you are currently reading. =o) I usually use humor
to get my point across. That way, if a readers or listeners opinion
differs from my own, at least they'll get a laugh! Humor is a simple and
effective way to relate to everyone!
While my ultimate goal is to establish my own company where I write, produce and star in television shows, movies, and record albums. All under one roof, fueled by my creative vision.
I need help to get it all done!
And I'm determined to see my big dreams begin to actualize themselves this year!
Me posting these blogs and vlogs will get me noticed. And they will be here for me to direct potential partners to as examples of my work. That way, I can get this thing going!
Speaking of going. Before I go, I just had to say this.
While I see other people pointing out everything that is, "wrong" in the entertainment industry. I decided to actually do something about it! My motto is that, if you're not seeing the positive, inspiring and fulfilling entertainment that you crave. Then create it yourself. And in a nut shell, that's my vision! To create positive, inspiring, creative and fulfilling entertainment. Oh with some raunchy comedy on the side. =o)
And I have complete faith that the Universe will place me in the right place at the right time to get it all done!
Music Entertainment Education and Technology, the blog, the YouTube channels, the vision shall rule 2014. I'm speaking it into existence. Enjoy! It's about to be a great year!
Their was a fight on the set of The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Reunion show!
Between Porsha Williams and Kenya Moore. Allegedly, the drama begin when Kenya kept butting in as Andy Cohen was conducting his interviews with the cast!
She allegedly called Apollo a "Jail Bird" and said that he deserved to go to jail for beating up her gay friend Brandon like a pink pinata!
She also called out fellow cast member, NeNe Leakes over her recent mug shot photos. And even threw "Shade" her way over no longer being a member of the cast of the hit Fox show, "Glee"!
Allegedly, 8 hours into the the taping of the reunion show. While off stage. Porsha had been drinking heavily. And fellow cast member NeNe Leakes, affectionately known to the internet as "NeNe the Moose" and "Ms. Patriot cap wig". Got all up in Porsha's ear like a nat! And talked her into stepping up to Kenya for running her mouth like a flood in Katrina!
When filming resumed and after Kenya Moore began insulting Porsha by making claims that she was using sex toys on her ex husband, Kordell Stewart. The butt probing accusation drove Porsha to crash and burn like Paul Walker! All over Kenya's face! (What a waste of pretty!)
At this point, Porsha Williams beat Kenya Moore like an egg! And pulled her across the stage by her nasty weave! (I wonder if she said, "This is for Don Imus!")
She mercilessly beat her! And security weren't prepared for this level of wrath!
The fight allegedly lasted longer than any other fight in Reality TV. history.
Kenya has been talking about filing charges against Princess Porsha!
Oh no! Not the Police! They probe butts!
Anyway!
I will update the story as more information comes out. And of course I will do a review for the reunion show!
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If you've ever missed an episode of your favorite reality TV shows, or live performances by mainstream musical acts. You may be familiar with Yardie, aka, Mr. World Premiere's blog spot website.
He had shows ranging from Love and Hip Hop, to Blood Sweat and Heels, to The Real Housewives of Atlanta, to Basketball Wives, and so much more! All up loaded to his convenient blog. But not anymore!
I went to Mr World Premieres website at mwptv.blogspot.com
A day or two ago.
And I got this message. "This blog is in violation of Bloggers Terms of Service and is open to the authors only"
In other words, his blog is gone!
I am not sure if he was taken down over copyright claims or what.
All I know is that he's back with a new site already!
I found a link on his twitter account! Mr. World Premiere
@yardieiz4life
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Basketball Wives LA Season 3 Episode 6 | Review | Recap | Opinion
The episode starts out where we left off last week. Draya and Malaysia are arriving at the Palm Springs house. And the ladies are dressed in tiny little shorts and Reebok's. You know! The old school THOT uniform! Some things never change! Don't get me wrong! I hate the word THOT, OR, "That Hoe Over There".
But Draya is Queen, THOT, Goddess Thot! Empress Thot! Anyway Draya must perform magic shows! Because Harry Thotter, was making her shorts disapear! All the way up her Deep Space ass!
So, they come in the house drunk yet are still drinking! And they're hugging everybody and stumbling around!
And from the beginning of the show, the conversation was good! Malaysia starts calling out Jackie for being the leader of the Jackets Gang! And she said that she's happy that Lil B, AKA Brittish, with 2 T's AKA Chub Rock, didn't show up!
So Jackie asks a drunk Draya, "whats popping ma! Why the long face?"
And Draya tells her the truth, sucking dick elongates the face! So cut a girl some slack!
Then, Sundy told Draya that she looks like she doesn't want to be there. And that she can leave if she's miserable.
And here is where the action begins!
Malaysia has to feed all of that booty meat! So, the pretty girl is eating some delicious fruits! Sundy takes the platter of fruit from Malaysia, because the Chef, presumably Raekwon., did not wash the grapes.
As Sundy is walking towards the kitchen. Draya says that Sundy can get her ratchet ass on.
Now, Sundy didn't even hear draya saying this, Yet Jackie being the sneaky, manipulative snake queen that she is. Freakin' Madam Medusa decided that she was gonna repeat Draya's words to make sure her tiny, little, wannabe thug Sundy, heard it loud and clear!
Now Sundy and Draya start arguing over Draya calling her "ratchet".
When out of no where, Sundy calls Draya "Miami"! Which is Draya's old stripper name!
And of course crazy Jackie pretends to be so surprised to hear Sundy calling her that!
I mean she only told her the day before, that she was going to do so!
Anyway! Sundy said that Draya was begging for tips, crawling on all four. And all she gave that THOT was a smack on the booty!
Then Sundy had the whore-dacity, yes the audacity of a whore, to say that Draya was fucking 2 of her friends in a Limo! Getting Shish kabobed!! And Draya threw out a crazy ho-ism saying. She was, like "Mama always said, if you stick your face in the hornets nest, you're gonna get stung from every direction!, So I stuck my whole body in it!"
WHORE!
Then, Draya told Sundy that no one is claiming her baby, in other words, your child is a bastard!
And she needs to take her ghetto baby doll looking ass home and figure out who her babies daddy is!
Then the conversation went to Hell! It really got so much worse! Sundy went in on Draya's fruity son! She pretty much called the boy a flaming faggot!
She said that while her own children, (you know, her penis sucking daughter and her son who has a tattoo on his throat) go to private school. Drayas faggot son plays with privates!
Then Sundy AKA Mr's accordion neck, told draya that she needs to introduce him to something other than her looks!
Because the little boy is obviously gonna grow up to have an asshole so big , when he farts it sounds like a tug boat! Because he wants to dress up as Peter pansy (Peter Pan) every Halloween. And he and was walking in heels, when he was in his walker!
And his first food was lipstick. and his first word was, "balls"!
She then went on to say that if Draya wants the drama. I mean, if she's feeling froggy. Then leap!
Just like her gay son leaps on dicks!
And Draya sure did flap her damn wings and hover over that sofa! These hoes started Kung Fu fighting! *Hu!* And it looked like a scene from that movie, The Birds!
They were scratching and squawking and their feathers were everywhere! Somebody should have distracted Draya by throwing a worm in her beak! And when I say worm, I mean PENIS!
Draya, who looks like Olive Oil. Must have been eating her Spinach! Because she gave Sundy a Pop eye!
She gave her more hits than a Black Eyed Peas concert! Come to think about it.
It sounded like a Black Eyed Pears Concert!
Because Sundy told Draya, "Let's get it started in here!" Draya hit Sundy with the "Boom Boom Pow!" and Sundy held her eye and said, "My Humps"! And everybody started singing "Where is the love"?"
Anyway! After production breaks up the bird fight.
Jackie starts pretending to not know what the hell is going on. And shes questioning Draya about it! Allegedly, Jackie was distracted. You see, she was multi tasking. She was eating an orange and cleaning the dirt from between the roles in her neck!
Draya tells Jackie that her gay son is a sensitive subject! You see, one time she caught him eating spaghetti and Pete's balls! Yes, not meat balls, but Pete's balls!
Anyway Draya starts screaming to Jackie that she's, "tired of the shit!" Jackie thought she was talking about defending herself and the fact that she is a mega slut. But nah! She was talking about being tired of the whorrors (horrors) of anal sex! Her past as anal hooker, has her shorts crawling all up in her ass!
And Jackie was like, "Damn girl! I thought that I had problems!
So, out of no where. Schizophrenic Jackie starts crying about her daughter hating her.
Which made Malaysia cry. And just like Draya's worn out asshole, this scene is a mess!
These girls need Jesus! And Draya needs a diaper!
But, I got the greatest laugh ever from watching this scene! Psycho Jackie was on a role with her deflecting, self pitying speech about her daughter when, she out of no where told the biggest lie of all time! She said that Draya is a, "great mother"!
Then she freaked out when she realized that she's going to Hell for lying like that! So she told Malaysia to talk to Draya. Then she ran out of the room to go find Sundy. And here is where the episode got ugly! And very disturbing.
At first Sundy is brushing her hair in the mirror and talking about fighting with draya again. She wants a rematch!
But she needs to stop while she's behind. You see, Sundy is standing up there looking like a panda,. Because she has 1 black eye.
Jackie is so disgusted by Sundys eye that she sat down because the sight of her eye nearly made her pass out. She, then proceeded to hold her own eye. And began begging for forgiveness from White Jesus!
Jackie first covered her eyes, then her mouth, then her ears, see no evil, speak no evil and hear no evil! LMAO! Yeah Jackie! That's gonna work!
So, Jackie tells Sundy that maybe she should leave the show! You know so her man can buy her a bag!
And Sundy was like, "Aint nobody thinking about shopping for a Ver-saki (versace) bag!
Jackie was like, "no bish! I'm talking a bag of ice! Your leye looks like a vagina after a gang bang movie!"
Sundy tried to play it off big time! She was like, "Oh! It's cool! I had an Eye appointment anyway!"
And Jacke was like.
"Baby! You don't need an eye doctor, you need a surgeon! But if Jesus can turn water to wine. I am sure that the Dr.s can pop your hanging, dangling eye back in your head! Even if you do look like a paddle ball!"
So Jackie comes back to where Draya and Malaysia are in the living room area.
Everyone is crying, and there's so much estrogen in this scene, I started growing breast! And yes! I can suck my own tittie!
"Put it in a video!" - G Dep lyric!
So Draya tells Jackie that if she was a real friend she wouldn't have told her about Chantel sucking Orlando off in front of the world. She would have pulled her to the side like a decent human being!
Then she jumped up, yanked her shorts out of that open tunnel of an ass and said, I gotta tell you something privately! And they ran off....
And I'm left thinking. Man, them shorts stay coming for the crack, like Whitney Houston!
We'll get back to that in a minute. First we have to see what Brittish is up to!
In the next scene, Brittish is talking with Lorenzo on webcam.
Come to find out, Lorenzo didn't sign the official deal to play basketball in Germany. He went to practice and their was nothing but young players there. The coach greeted him with a, "dry hi". Or as white folks would say, "a hello with no enthusiasm"!
And just like his fat girlfriend Brittish, Lorenzo hates dry Hi's!
So he started fighting with he coach! And got himself kicked off of the team.
Of course he made it seem as if it was his decision to leave.
In reality, he was escorted out of the locker room butt naked, beaten and deported!
So he will be home the next day from Germany.
Now we're back at the house, and draya is still pulling her shorts out of her ass!
She's really regretting all of that anal sex that she had in her younger more productive years as a whore Lord! Yes! A whore warlord! In fact, in that movie 300, when dude kicked home boy in that hole, yelling THIS IS SPARTA!! That hole was rumored to be Draya's ass!
Anyway! Draya pulled Jackie to the side to talk with her. She said that she's still upset with her sponsor, Orlando. For lying to her about talking to and meeting with Jackie's daughter, Chantel!
And the story goes as follows. According to Orlando's story to Draya!
Allegedly, Orlando was hooked up with Chantel through a friend from college, they talked by sending text messages for maybe 2 or 3 days. She came to his house and when he meant her in person. She looked nothing like her pictures!
He should have known something was wrong when she only sent a shot of her face! No body! Fat bitch style!
Anyway! Chantel is allgedly not a hoe because she "only" slept with 2 people in her very short life time!
Hoes nowadays! I swear to fucking God! Only 2 people?
And she's what 20? I guess when she is 40 she will be saying "only" 40 people have occupied this space!
Anyway! Orlando wasn't feeling the fat girl and he passed up on it.
But, she was invited to his friends party. She flew herself to Seattle. And when she got there, she slept with his friend, not with Orlando, just his friend!
And you know what? Remember when Jackie showed Draya those texts messages from Orlando in the third episode? All that this proves is that Chantel saves her text messages for over 6 months! And you see why I don't text with bitches like that? Looks like Chantel and her mammy are home wrecking harlots! With old necks!
I swear man! Bitches will abort a baby and save a text in a second!
My my my! How women's priorities have changed! It's a Brave New World!
Anyway, Draya feels that Sundy is judging her about being a slut, a bad mother, a bad wiper after taking number 2's and all of her other bad qualities.
So Jackie calls Sundy to come and talk with them. And Sundy comes in the room with a drink in her hand. And bam! She throws it right into the center of Draya's face!
The only reason Sundy had such a good aim is because, just like shooting, when you aim, you keep one eye closed! And Sundy is looking like her name should be Eye's Wide Shut!
That eye is bigger and redder than Clifford the dog!
So Draya jumps up, and after a quick little scuffle. Malaysia and Draya are drying Draya's face off together. And I'm left thinking. If this was the lesbian orgy that it should have been. None of this would have happened! They should have been fisting vagina's instead of each other faces!
In the next scene, Brittish is on the phone with her sister Brianna and she has on a tacky black hat with little pieces of aluminum foil on it. I bet there's Hershey Kisses in there! Must be snack time for the Chubby chick!
So, Lorenzo shows up. And he said that the German team wanted him to play center, but he plays forward. Yada yada yada! Blah blah blah! So!
Lorenzo is gonna get together with Doug again, work out, and lose some of that fat! And he might go on The Biggest Loser to make some money seeing that he aint got no job right about now!
Now we're back at the house with the girls!
Sundy is outside talking with Jackie, about how this is the first time a member of the Jackets Gang got their ass whooped! So they are both shocked! All of them Black Belts in Cunt-rate! (Cunt Karate)
And she still couldn't choke the chicken. And when I say "chicken", I'm talking about Draya!
Jackie wants the pigeons to talk their problems out.
They go back into the house so that Sundy can get her bathing suit.
Draya is making fun of Sundy calling her names, and she has the other girls cracking up laughing! She's saying stuff like. "Why is her name Sundy? With that black eye, she needs to change her name to Eclipse!"
Then Malaysia said, "at least she'll never have to buy eye shadow again!"
Brandi said, "Wait! When she walks by again somebody ask her. How many fingers am I holding up?"
After some more lewd and uncalled for jokes. Draya ape is eating a banana looking like an albino monkey!
And the other girls are giving her that look like, "Girl! You stay putting bananas in your mouth!"
Now Draya, Malaysia, Jackie and Eclipse, aka Sundy are all out by the pool.
They're trying to figure out whose wrong in this situation. And Draya hit the nail on the head! She's doing all type of hitting this episode, I swear! Anyway, Floyd Drayweather said that they are both at fault.
At first Jackie blames fine ass Malaysia for laughing.
Then Jackie blames that fine ass Brandi for not breaking up the fight because she's wearing a striped referee dress. And she said that Brandi was texting Ray-J at the time. And trying to be funny by playing, "I hit it first" on her Iphone when the fight was going on! Then she blamed Sundy for yelling, "World Star!" Until she realized that it was her getting the knocked the fuck out!
After a little laughter. Sundy announces that she is going to be getting in the pool soon.
Draya gets up to go get a drink and those poor shorts must look like a full diaper in the inside. Because they found their way up her ass again!
Draya comes back with 2 drinks! One for her and 1 for Sundy! And she sniffs Sundys drink before giving it to her! After a quicky sniff, *sniff* she pulled her head away from it fast! Yep, she pissed in it!
And then, of course Draya had to yank out another wedgie!
Jackie, sits her old barbecued rib looking neck ass up there and asks the girls about playing Spin the Bottle! Draya says that she doesn't play Spin the Bottle. But she can recycle a bottle with her vagina. so Jackie says, "baby, we'll do that another time!"
And Draya tells Jackie that she is a poor sport and a fake lesbian!
Brandi asked Jackie if her and Doug have ever had threesomes and she said no, but they have thought about doing it with Brandi, and they were thinking about recruiting Malaysia.
And with that said, this is what I was saying in my previous reviews. Jackie and her Husband Doug are some swinging, sex party throwing, orgy loving freaks! She probably thought that she was about to get her cat cooked that night. But a fight happened instead! I bet she slept on that big bed with Sundy though!
Anyway! Malaysia Airplane fly's away when she finds out that rubber neck and her bald headed husband wanted to smash! Oh well! She can always continue to try to smooth over Brittish!
Anyway! Sundy, AKA Shadow Eye hops in the pool!
Draya's all like, Sundy is too old to be running around hopping in pools like young slut. She might break something!
Then, Sundy strips off her clothing and gets bucked naked! And when she threw her bra at Draya, Bird Girl almost flew over there and ate her out! Yeah! They want each other! You can see it in all 3 eyes of these girls eyes.
So Sundy gets her cute self in the pool and Jackie was looking at her like her ass was a juicy steak!
When Sundy gets out of the pool, Draya smacks the booty and tries to rip the towel off of her! But she's too drunk to get a good grip! Jackie on the other hand isn't so tipsy! So she pulled the towel And now Sundy's nickname is officially, Full Moon! Anyway, she ran into the house naked!
Jackie says "let's go" eat, and then the rest of the lesbians in training go inside.
While in the house. Jackie asks whether or not the ladies miss Brittish.
And they all say, "hell no, fuck that fat bitch!" And start talking about her feet stinking and all sorts of other things that I wont mention!
Sundy asked Draya if she is mad and Draya said, "Looky here Illuminati! Keep my gay sons name out of your mouth! Before I take a shot at your good eye and smash your eye ball to an eye blob! I would hit your bad eye right now but I don't wanna get pink eye! That shit looks contagious!" *WOOF!*"
"Besides! How are you gonna be one to talk when your daughter was roaming the streets as a runaway, hungry, with nothing to eat but dicks and peppermint sticks! And her Sex Tape is gonna be titled, "I did porn because, Mama only kept 1 eye on me!"
Sundy whose sitting up there looking like a battered woman is through with getting her butt whooped! Now, instead of them fighting, she would like to work with Draya!
Who would thunk it?
And I guess her aspirin wore off because, Sundy started crying! And yes, out of both eyes!
And I start lactating! This is just too much estrogen for me!
But two face, I mean Sundy! Brought up a great point when she said that bitches like them need to grow up and calm the fuck down. Becomes their bones are too old to be fighting,
But it's their fault for signing up for a stupid reality tv show where they knew that someone would lose an eye. She just didn't know that it would be her. And she should have never laughed at all of those other people she watched on television while screaming, "That will never be me! HA HA HA!" And her favorite line, "I wish a bitch would!"
Well, a bitch did!
So, it's the next day. and the women are in a sitting area.
Draya didn't sleep well with her broken fist! She has been up since 5AM! Yes! Rooster time! She was waking the other women up with her Cocka Doo Doo Doo calls! Not just because she looks like a rooster. But because she misses all of that life altering, butt hole damaging, anal sex! Cocka Doo Doo Doo!
Nasty Whore!
Anyway, that quick little fight allegedly made Draya's whole body hurt.
And I'm left asking myself this! She can famously do triple anal, yes take 3 dicks in the butt at the same damn time. Yet punching some bitch who looks like a squirrel, with a telephone cord neck, hurts her body all over?
I'm calling bull shit!
Sundy walks into the room with eye looking like an 8 ball!
And Draya is still bragging about it! So, Apparently, neglecting her fruity son and Worshiping the penis aren't the only things Draya is great at! She can also brag about beating up an "old woman!"
Hey! Draya called her old, not me!
Malaysia figured that without Brittish being there. Their wouldn't be any beef. Then she said that Sundy needs to watch her mouth, with her good eye of course!
Draya said that Sundy needs to stop saying what she thinks. Keep her comments to herself. Because she will, "pluck your good eye out, play ping pong with it. Then everybody is gonna call you Sun -Ray Charles! Aight? (Alright)"
Sundy feels like this, we can be cool or not, who cares?
And with that said, Draya hops up looking like a million monopoly dollars, and says "deuces"
and by deuces, iI mean 2 middle fingers! So, she gets her sexy self up and leaves!
Jackie is still riding with the Jackets. She says that Draya is playing the blame game and this fiasco is Draya's fault!
Umm, yeah sure Jackie! You just blamed Malaysia and Brandi last night!
You're a master at deflection!
Anyway! Brandi come to find out is not friends with Draya. They are just acquaintances!
You gotta earn Brandi's freindship, if she's gonna be down with you! But we'll find out more about that next week.
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Lady Gaga - G.U.Y. - An ARTPOP Film - Review - Reaction - Opinion
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The short film, or long form music video features some of Lady GaGas music.
Such as, G.U.Y. (Girl Under You), Manicure and Venus.
So, it starts out with some idiots in suits fighting over money! Yes, Fiat currency, that is not backed by Gold! Worthless toilet paper with old dead guys faces all over it! Anyway, these clowns are Obviously Masons!
Then, we see what appears to be a dead or dying Lady GaGa. And she has wings!
First thing I think is that they killed Gaga because she's a woman. And Masons hate women! Any who! There's an arrow next to her left foot! I guess she took an arrow to the knee!
To make it worse, Stephanie, I mean Lady GaGa has an arrow that was shot through her back, and came out of her chest! Mmmm, meat on a stick! Slut-kabob anybody?
So, she takes forever to get up and I realized something! she was trying to show off her great ass! No wonder they kept the camera on her wonderful backside for so long!
Anyway, she hops up and snatches the arrow out of her body, and then just stands there for a minute, and looks at it. Like it's a pregnancy test! I guess she can't believe the tip went in that deep!
Then, she stumbles over to some huge expensive looking building., obviously ran by the Illuminati! And two homos wearing black hoods and tight pants are standing there.
1 on each side! they must be Masons! They must be Jackin' off Boaz to obtain Equilibrium or some garbage!
So she falls down and they come over and pick her up.
i thought they were about to do her like Uncle Phil used to do to DJ. Jazzy Jeff on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and throw her!
I thought they were gonna say, "get out of here white girl! No women allowed! We like sausage!" But they ruined it! They brought her to a stair case instead.
So, they did some sort of weird, gay, Masonic ritual where they covered her in flowers and butterfly's. Then handed her over to some fools wearing all black everything, in a pool! Hey, at least they had nice Kung Lao style hats on!
Anyways! Here's where the video went from interesting to corny! They drown her, and she died and went to gay heaven hunty! YAASS!
But it looked like gay Hell to me! Their was dancing, prancing and their was even a white teddy bear made out of paper.
Come to find out, in gay hell, there's a bunch of twinks wearing gold and carrying bows! And I said to myself, where is the arrow and where is the bulls eye?
Then I looked down between my legs and said, no way! Is the hot dog really the arrow? That must make the buns the bulls eye! YIKES! Well, then again. If it's my arrow and GaGa's buns! I will hit my target every time! BULLS EYE!
So the next part of the video made me scream louder than that time I was at McDonald's taking a shit and the toilet seat broke. And I smashed my dick on it!
In gay Heaven, there's a computer. And if you press the right buttons,
the gods of gay heaven appear! And apparently the gay gods are #1, that racist Indian, Masonic Puppet, Mahatma Gandhi. #2 Fake Jesus! You know, the white guy named Cesare Borgia?
And #3, the King of Pop, Michael Jackson! When Michael was white of course!
Anyway! Finally! The video got good!
Some well endowed, black bull. pushed lady gaga to the floor, got behind her and then laid on top of her! I was like, Oh hell yeah! I've been picturing me in this guys shoes since 2009 when I first saw this broad! I knew she liked the brothers!
I've been trying to play the Love Game, and Poker Face (Poke her) for the Paparazzi, or at least Just Dance with Lady GaGa, for a half a decade now! Where do I sign up to be in a Lady GaGa video? I mean, I'd do it for free!
Unfortunately, this chump only lasted a good 30 seconds or less. He might be packing a pipe big enough for the Super Mario Brothers to escape through! But geez! Even Kim Kardashian's marriages lasted longer than that guy!
Anyway! A slutty nurse took blood from the gay gods to make gaga her perfect man!
Whats next? The bones of Jesus?
Ha ha! No but seriously. Gandhi, Michael and Jesus? With a combination like that, I'd hate to ask her what she likes on her Pizza!
Oh and by the way, the dude who played Gandhi in the video was a "black" and the guy who played Michael Jackson was Caucasian! Wow! I guess the only thing missing now is a Chinese Santa Clause!
Hmmm cheddar cheese! Imagine Santa Chin! I wonder if his gifts would be crap that was made in China!
Anyway! So, Gaga and her chicks hop out of a car wearing all black and she's wearing wings on her head to boot!
They pull out some sort of space guns, that look like leaf blowers! And start shooting money everywhere! It looks like a Jew committed suicide!
I mean, the last time GaGa threw money all over the ground like that, their was a chick in a G-string, wearing pasties, serving alcohol. And lying about paying her college tuition with her job there!
So, Mr. "I can win a 3 legged race all by myself". Get's GaGa down on all 4's and bangs her her hole so wide open, that she's gonna have to use a pillow for a tampon!
Now GaGa is in a different outfit! And she performed a dance sequence so gay, that my estrogen levels rose so high that I grew breasts! And yes I can suck my own tittie!
Anyway! A bunch of Masons walk out of the academy flashing gay Masonic hand symbols.
Then, the video ends with gaga in a black mans arms!
You know gaga, your real life could look a lot like that final scene right?
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