Nicki Minaj Anaconda song Lyrics Review, Recap and Opinion! (Listen to the track here) - MEET Magazine!
In the Nicki Minaj song titled, "Anaconda" Nicki talks about everything from, A drug dealer named Troy from Detroit who got into shoot outs with the law, to men buying her materialistic things. And of course, her amazing bedroom skills when the lights go out!
Now, with that said, their is an art to making ratchet music sound good! And Nicki is a hood Picasso. She's very very good at it. Honestly, she has a foul mouth and I love it. I just wish that she'd dig deep more often and do more, "meaningful" songs, more often, to balance things out!
As far as the production goes, the beat features samples from one of my favorite 90's Rap records, "Baby Got Back", by Seattle Washington's own, Sir Mix A Lot! Boy I miss that guy! Anyway! Anaconda including portions of the Baby Got Back beat, as well as some of his vocals from his hit record! Remember the part where Sir Mix A Lot says, "My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun!", well that part is the hook for Nicki's song!
Overall it's a fun record! I give it a 3.5 out of 5.0! Be sure to listen to it and....
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Beyonce & Nicki Minaj Flawless REMIX! Lyrics & song Review, Recap, Opinion! | MEET Magazine! (Listen to the track here)
So, Nicki Minaj, who I adore, along with my beloved Beyonce Knowles, just released their new song together titled, "Flawless!" (Actual song below!)
I just wanted to give my opinion on the track! I will not be reviewing every single lyric, however I will tell you what I think about the overall sound of the record, and point out some notable lyrics that I think will get people talking!
Beyonce sings first.
Queen Bee said, "Sometime shit goes down when there's a Billion dollars in the elevator!"
Of course this was a reference to the infamous Elevator fight when her smoking hot sister, Solange Knowles, attacked Beyonce's husband, Jay z!
I wasn't surprised to hear her reference such a popular and current event. It was wise to do so because people will surely talk about it, the reference will receive headlines on blogs, and will be mentioned in news papers and broadcasts! So kudos to Beyonce for being brave enough to say that!
And extra kudos for the Billion dollar reference! Remind these THOT's of who the queen is!
Speaking of THOT's Queen Bee went on to say!
"These THOTS can't clock me nowadays!"
LOL! Now that's a good one! They couldn't clock you in the 90's and they sure cant now! Especially with you looking a decade younger than you are! I don't know what Jay z's groupies are thinking! I mean, he has Beyonce to go home to! Nuff said!
So, Beyonce goes on to say,
"Momma taught me good home training My daddy taught how to love my haters My sister told me, I should speak my mind My man made me feel so Got Damn fine!"
Well touche miss Knowles! I guess we all know whose on top! Her mom taught her how to treat people, her dad taught her how to maneuver in room full of vultures. Her sister taught her how to stand up for herself when appropriate, and her husband made her feel beautiful and secure!
Now if that doesn't scream, "WINNING" I don't know what does!
Now lets take a listen to Nicki Minaj's verse! Some of the things that she said that stuck out to me were, "May Day May Day, earth to bitches, smack these hoes on they ass like we birthing bitches!"
I got a good laugh out of that one, and the fact that it's true makes it even better!
Another stand out lyric from Nicki Minaj is when she said, "Throw that ass back, I be on my Frisbee!"
I like that line. I mean, anytime Nicki mentions the elephant in the room, I smile!
As far as production goes, it's pretty good, and while it could have been better, it does sound a lot better than most music out right now. This song will last this summer. It's not a classic, but it is a HIT record in the making! And I will surely play it myself from time to time!
So now that I got the good parts out of the way, here are the bad parts! I have 2 major qualms!
#1 Beyonce vocal performance in some of the song!
Her vocal performance carried on in the current "Urban" musical styling of sounding mentally challenged, or Southern, or country, which is the same thing.
Beyonce sounds like a Blaxploitation film in some of the song as she employs that whole dumbed down Southern thing in her verse. And I was offended, it doesn't sound good and thankfully she didn't do it for the duration of her verse, as it would have completely ruined the song!
For the record, just because you're from the dirty south, doesn't mean you have to be dirty nor sound dirty!
#2 Subject matter and over all content!
My only other issue is that with these two young women being so powerful in the music industry, as well as the world, I would prefer for them to do something more positive than to make a song speaking about mediocre subjects, in mediocre ways! Don't get me wrong, the song is okay and everything, but at the moment with music being in it's worst state ever in 2014, we really need some depth! So, please dig deep ladies! DIG DEEP!
I give the song a 3.0 out of 5.0!
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ILL MIND OF HOPSIN 7 Review! ILLUMINATI destroying Hopsins mind! Still better than wack rapper EMINEM!
The Panorama California born, lyrical Phenomenon known as Hopsin, released part 7 of his world famous, "Ill Mind" series of rap music videos! Hop was born on July 18, and he turned 29 today, so the video may have been a gift from himself to himself!
And anyone who is a fan of Hopsin, especially of the ILLMIND series knows that you're in for a thought provoking treat. In this installment in the never ending drama, Hopsin tackles his thoughts on religion, God and his relationship with the Almighty!
The music video begins with Hopsin walking on what appears to be a beach, designed to look like a desert! And Hopsin is looking hot and bothered! Talking about his life, his beliefs, losing his faith in Christianity, sins, regrets and depression. Throughout out the song he is speaking aggressively to God and demanding answers.
In my opinion the best part of the song is when Hopsin dishes out these scorching hot lyrics!
"I hate the fact that I have to believe.
You haven't been chatting with me like you did Adam and Eve.
And I ain't seen no fucking snake unravel from trees.
With an apple to eat. That shit never happens to me!
I don't know if you do or don't exist, its driving me crazy.
Send your condolences. This is me reaches to you so don't forget.
If hell is truly a pit of fire. and I get thrown in it.
I'm ma probably regret the fact that I ever wrote this shit!
My gut feeling says it's all fake.
I hate to say it, but fuck it, shit I don lost faith"
So many of us have been in the same position, were we question our faith and have to reevaluate our beliefs! So, Kudos to Hopsin for letting us into his Ill Mind! You have to see the video in it's entirety for yourself. (posted below)
Before you watch it, I just had to say this! Hopsin my have been inspired by the wackest rapper of all time, AKA Eminem. But Eminem is a joke and a clown. Hopsin is the future. Slim Shady is a disgusting stain on music! He always was and always will be and Marshal Mathers aka Eminem, is the new male version of Iggy Azalea, irrelevant and should retire immediately! Bye bye Elvis 2.0!
So! Did the Illuminati mess up Hopsins mind, and now they have searching for Jesus in the desert?
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Lady Gaga - G.U.Y. - An ARTPOP Film - Review - Reaction - Opinion
DISCLAIMER: Before you even think about reading the contents below. I am giving any ready of my blog fair warning! If you are offended by racially insensitive jokes and jabs. Offensive words and terms than can be used to describe certain peoples sexual orientations. Retard jokes. Jokes about Fraternities. "Misogny", etc. If any of this disgusts you or makes you feel uncomfortable. GOOD! I did my fucking job, now read on!
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The short film, or long form music video features some of Lady GaGas music.
Such as, G.U.Y. (Girl Under You), Manicure and Venus.
So, it starts out with some idiots in suits fighting over money! Yes, Fiat currency, that is not backed by Gold! Worthless toilet paper with old dead guys faces all over it! Anyway, these clowns are Obviously Masons!
Then, we see what appears to be a dead or dying Lady GaGa. And she has wings!
First thing I think is that they killed Gaga because she's a woman. And Masons hate women! Any who! There's an arrow next to her left foot! I guess she took an arrow to the knee!
To make it worse, Stephanie, I mean Lady GaGa has an arrow that was shot through her back, and came out of her chest! Mmmm, meat on a stick! Slut-kabob anybody?
So, she takes forever to get up and I realized something! she was trying to show off her great ass! No wonder they kept the camera on her wonderful backside for so long!
Anyway, she hops up and snatches the arrow out of her body, and then just stands there for a minute, and looks at it. Like it's a pregnancy test! I guess she can't believe the tip went in that deep!
Then, she stumbles over to some huge expensive looking building., obviously ran by the Illuminati! And two homos wearing black hoods and tight pants are standing there.
1 on each side! they must be Masons! They must be Jackin' off Boaz to obtain Equilibrium or some garbage!
So she falls down and they come over and pick her up.
i thought they were about to do her like Uncle Phil used to do to DJ. Jazzy Jeff on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and throw her!
I thought they were gonna say, "get out of here white girl! No women allowed! We like sausage!" But they ruined it! They brought her to a stair case instead.
So, they did some sort of weird, gay, Masonic ritual where they covered her in flowers and butterfly's. Then handed her over to some fools wearing all black everything, in a pool! Hey, at least they had nice Kung Lao style hats on!
Anyways! Here's where the video went from interesting to corny! They drown her, and she died and went to gay heaven hunty! YAASS!
But it looked like gay Hell to me! Their was dancing, prancing and their was even a white teddy bear made out of paper.
Come to find out, in gay hell, there's a bunch of twinks wearing gold and carrying bows! And I said to myself, where is the arrow and where is the bulls eye?
Then I looked down between my legs and said, no way! Is the hot dog really the arrow? That must make the buns the bulls eye! YIKES! Well, then again. If it's my arrow and GaGa's buns! I will hit my target every time! BULLS EYE!
So the next part of the video made me scream louder than that time I was at McDonald's taking a shit and the toilet seat broke. And I smashed my dick on it!
In gay Heaven, there's a computer. And if you press the right buttons,
the gods of gay heaven appear! And apparently the gay gods are #1, that racist Indian, Masonic Puppet, Mahatma Gandhi. #2 Fake Jesus! You know, the white guy named Cesare Borgia?
And #3, the King of Pop, Michael Jackson! When Michael was white of course!
Anyway! Finally! The video got good!
Some well endowed, black bull. pushed lady gaga to the floor, got behind her and then laid on top of her! I was like, Oh hell yeah! I've been picturing me in this guys shoes since 2009 when I first saw this broad! I knew she liked the brothers!
I've been trying to play the Love Game, and Poker Face (Poke her) for the Paparazzi, or at least Just Dance with Lady GaGa, for a half a decade now! Where do I sign up to be in a Lady GaGa video? I mean, I'd do it for free!
Unfortunately, this chump only lasted a good 30 seconds or less. He might be packing a pipe big enough for the Super Mario Brothers to escape through! But geez! Even Kim Kardashian's marriages lasted longer than that guy!
Anyway! A slutty nurse took blood from the gay gods to make gaga her perfect man!
Whats next? The bones of Jesus?
Ha ha! No but seriously. Gandhi, Michael and Jesus? With a combination like that, I'd hate to ask her what she likes on her Pizza!
Oh and by the way, the dude who played Gandhi in the video was a "black" and the guy who played Michael Jackson was Caucasian! Wow! I guess the only thing missing now is a Chinese Santa Clause!
Hmmm cheddar cheese! Imagine Santa Chin! I wonder if his gifts would be crap that was made in China!
Anyway! So, Gaga and her chicks hop out of a car wearing all black and she's wearing wings on her head to boot!
They pull out some sort of space guns, that look like leaf blowers! And start shooting money everywhere! It looks like a Jew committed suicide!
I mean, the last time GaGa threw money all over the ground like that, their was a chick in a G-string, wearing pasties, serving alcohol. And lying about paying her college tuition with her job there!
So, Mr. "I can win a 3 legged race all by myself". Get's GaGa down on all 4's and bangs her her hole so wide open, that she's gonna have to use a pillow for a tampon!
Now GaGa is in a different outfit! And she performed a dance sequence so gay, that my estrogen levels rose so high that I grew breasts! And yes I can suck my own tittie!
Anyway! A bunch of Masons walk out of the academy flashing gay Masonic hand symbols.
Then, the video ends with gaga in a black mans arms!
You know gaga, your real life could look a lot like that final scene right?
IceJJFish - On The Floor (Official Music Video) Review and Opinion! And Reaction!
R&B has been Usher Raymond can officially retire!
Country Club Hills Illinois musical prodigy, Daniel Mcloyd, better known as his YouTube screen name, IceJJFish, has been exploding all over YouTube in the first quarter of 2014.
I haven't heard a singer on his level since William Hung sang his rendition of "She Bangs" by Ricky Martin!
The young man has a Falsetto that can only be compared to the squeals of a Body Builder after dropping a 300 lb. weight bar from over his head and unto his balls!
His Vibrato can only be compared to the sound that a cat masturbating with a paw full of thorns would make!
But the fun doesn't stop there! The instrumental was quite interesting! Quincy Jones must have produced this song, Without any sleep or food. And the dancing must have been choreographed by a quadriplegic fire victim with cerebral palsy. In other words. I see big things in this kids future. No homo!
And to make things even better, the girl in his music video is a strong 7 out of 10, if you're drunk enough, that is. And she looks easy! So anyway.
Check below to watch, "On The Floor" by IceJJFish. And I also included this genius comedian, I mean singers face book page link. Let him know what you think there. And let me know what you think below!
Just remember this kids. You don't have to commit an Illuminati Sacrifice and risk being Exposed by New World Order, (NWO) Robotic Reptilians from planet Mars to become famous! All you have to do is be talented and extra handsome like the God IceJJFish!
I just wish that he'd do a song with Miranda Sings.YouTube user name mirandasings08.
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