Foxy Brown shades Ashanti on Instagram over picture with Spragga Benz! Female rapper calls RnB beauty a Dick rider!
It's the year 2015, and more than ten whole years ago, once upon a distant time, Rapper Foxy Brown dated Dance Hall artist "Spragga Benz". When Foxy saw an Instagram picture of Spragga with the extremely beautiful R&B singer named Ashanti, she flipped her lid!
Ashantis harmless tweet had the following caption.
"Yall already know... #IloveMeSomeSpragga Jamaica bout to be lit #SpraggaBenz #Respec
#EverythingCool #EverythingCriss #Bigup #Bless #NewYearsEveInJamaica"
Upbeat, sweet and so Ashanti! That's her style, and that's why we love her.
So Foxy saw all of this fun and had to come and kill the vibe!
Fox came out of no where and posted two shady, nasty and downright disrespectful messages!
Foxy said, "I Just Gave It To GOD!" And she also said, "Thirsty ass Ashanti still dickridin'!"
WOW!
First of all. Why drag God into your nonsense?
Second of all. How is Ashanti enjoying herself "dick riding"?
Foxy sounded salty and thirsty! And when I say THIRST, I mean capital T H I R S T (The Hate Is Real Strong There)
As a matter of fact, I wont waste my time trying to figure out this jealous hateful bull shit.
I will enjoy Ashanti's beauty instead!
Keyshia Cole SHE music video is for lesbians! R&B has been is Desperate to stay relevant! She's exploiting the gays now!
Grammy Nominated Singer- Song writer, and R&B has been, Keyshia Cole has a new song out tiled, "She". And it's about some Lesbian, Gay, and Bisexual stuff!
Some of the lyrics for the homosexuality inspired song go like this. "Down to
try something different / Lips and legs, soft skin so feminine"
And! =o( "Them boys love some you / But I
ain’t mad cause you look good on me too."
Not only is the track horribly written, it's so gay, that Riley Freeman would have a heart attack listening to it.
The poor excuse for music is set to be released on her, "Point of no return" album, set for a 2014. And the album is sure to stink up the air waves and bring people to tears! I just wanna know whether or not the, "Point of no return" is a reference to her withering career!
Anyway, to make things worse, Cole posted some pictures of herself in an all white lingerie ensemble which some have touted as a "wedding corset"! So yeah! She might be promoting stuff for the sinful gay agenda in her music video! White Jesus is crying right now!
The video hasn't even been released yet, and their are already rumors about their being a "gay wedding"! Which is impossible, because gays can't get married! In order to be married for real, you have to have a gyney and piney!
But anyway! Keyshia has had a struggling career for the past several years. With everything being backed up, constipated, clogged, congested, and any other word for stagnant, Keyshia may be even more desperate than she has ever been for a hit!
Selling her soul to the devil directly, or mutilating her genitals and jumping off of a balcony could possibly be her next step! We need to pray for this hood rat! She's too cute to go out like this!
Let me know what you think about her wack, gay song. Her music video when it comes out. Her album when it's released and let me know what you think about her outfit! I think she looked hot in it! I always loved Red bones. (light skinned women)
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Drake and Josh star - Drake Bell is Bankrupt! Bankruptcy REACTION!
So, according to reports online. Drake Bell of Drake and Josh on the Disney channel is a complete idiot!
The former TV. show star turned jack ass is allgedly $581,000 in debt! And currently makes $2,820 a month despite having almost $19,000 in monthly expenses.
He lives in a $1.5 million dollar home, which is not even paid for. And his income in 2012 was about $400,000 but dropped to around $14,000 in 2013!
Can you say, "fucking idiot"?
Damn Drake! In High school you were the man Drake. What the fuck happened to you?
I think Drake is an idiot personally. But hey, at least he is breaking stereotypes. As you can see, they really aren't all good with money. =o) Let me know what you think below and subscribe to my YouTube channel!
Eminem Berzerk review - First single - MMLP2 - Marshall Mathers LP 2 news! WORST SONG EVER!
(VEVO Offical Eminem - Berzerk video review coming!)
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I announced recently that I'd be reviewing some of Eminem's new jokes, I mean music! So here are my thoughts on his terrible new song titled, "BERZERK"
Eminem's latest abortion to my ears is so bad, that he even makes fun of his own brainwashed fans in his poor excuse for "music".
I am going to quote some of his F.A.R.T. - Fraudulent Alternative to Real Talent.
In a minute, but first let me say this.
The song begins horribly and ends horribly. This is supposed to be Eminem's big come back. And with down south rap, the joke mistaken for an art form.
Where learning disabilities, speech impediments and tourette syndrome is the back bone of the sound. A veteran rapper, and one of the most commercially successful artist in the past decade bringing his A game to an industry that's been dry for so long, it's scared to take a pregnancy test! Would be beneficial for all to say the least.
So what is a has been like Eminem to do? Come back and ruin rap some more with a very poor and insulting imitation of the Veteran rap trio, the Beastie Boys.
I highly doubt that in the 80's and 90's, the three victims were imagining a Caucasian rapper coming after them 20 plus years later, and making a mockery of the art form!
Lets take a look into Marshal's paltry lyrical abilities.
"Now this shit's about to kick off, this party looks wack
Let’s take it back to straight hip-hop and start it from scratch
I’m ’bout to bloody this track up, everybody get back
That’s why my pen needs a pad cause my rhymes on the ra-hag"
The hip hop that Eminem is referring to is the lowest form of entertainment and poor excuse for "talent". The, "my pen needs a pad cause my rhymes on the ra-hag" line. Is a non rapper trying way too hard to rap. A foiled attempt at being witty. That he should be honest enough to laugh at.
As soon as the horrifically produced track came on, and I heard these first 4 bars. I wanted to ask Eminem and producer Rick Rubin for a sincere written apology for trying to kill hip hop with this tarnished silver bullet.
This is the worst come back of all time. This is worst than a Biggie Smalls Sex tape. Nope, this is worst than a Rosie O'donnell Twerk video. No no no, wait wait wait, this is worst than Shakira hopping into bed with you, starting off with a hand job and kissing, then stopping to say, "I can't do this, I touched you, and now I know that I'm gay!"
But it gets worst. He then goes on to say.
"I'm sick, I’m looking pale, well that’s my pigment
I’m going ham, ya bish, shout out to Kendrick
Let’s bring it back to that thing that’s slim, bitch!
The art of the MCing mixed with da Vinci and MC Ren
And I don’t mean Stimpy’s friend, bitch"
Those 5 bars are the worst 5 bars I have ever heard in my life! I didn't think that the first 4 could be out done, But dammit. Marshals back, Marshals wack, he's back again!
So, lets take a look at his bridge and chorus!
"Take your shoes off, let your hair down and (go berserk), all night long
Grow your beard out, just weird out and (go berserk), all night long"
"We're gonna rock this house until we knock it down
So turn the volume loud, cause it's mayhem 'til the a.m.
So baby make just like K-Fed and let yourself go, let yourself go
I say fuck it, before we kick the bucket
Life's too short to not go for broke
So everybody, everybody, (go berserk) shake your body"
And yes, if you've never heard the song before. He actually said these words. And they claim that this fool is the best rapper of all time? They really want a "white" rapper to win that bad. That they will assault the worlds intelligence. Not insult, but assault. It's a punch to the nuts, then a punch to the face to claim that Eminem is anything more than a worn out vagina of a joke!
Seriously! Mike Tyson jack hammering the asshole of a tightly bound midget, would produce better audio than this song. But it gets worse.
The 2nd attack, I mean verse goes!
"Guess it's just the way that I'm dressed, ain't it?
Khakis pressed, Nike shoes crispy and fresh laced
So I guess it ain't
That aftershave or cologne that made them just
faint
Plus I just showed up with a coat fresher than wet paint"
Now, you might think to yourself that the line about a coat being fresher than wet paint was a good line. However, if you look up a video on youtube, where Loaded Lux (a superior rapper) appeared on the radio show, "The Breakfast Club" in 2012, he used that line and worded it better. Sorry Em, you're just a fucking failure.
"So if love is a chess game, checkmate
But girl your body's banging, jump me in, bang. Bang bang!
Yessiree Bob I was thinking the same thing.
So come get on this Kid’s rock, baw-wit-da-baw dang dang
P-p-p pow pow chicka chicka wow wow
Catch a cab, I wanna go down b-b-bow bow
Slow it down, throw in the towel, t-t-towel toww
Dumb it down, I don’t know how (huh huh) how how
At least I know that I don't know
Question is are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid
Hope so, now ho"
Once again, these are his real song lyrics. They're so bad that I have no further comment for that verse. But the Messiah of school shooters and forehead palmers. Goes even lower than Kevin Federline jabs in his third verse.
"They say that love is powerful as cough syrup and Styrofoam
All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that Monte Carlo
With the ugly Kardashian—Lamar, oh sorry yo
we done both set the bar low"
Styrofoam and cough syrup? The ugly Kardashian? And yes, you set the bar low for lyrics. You're bringing lyricism to a new level! A new level of lowness.
Katie Couric has better rhymes than this fool! Pop Princess Justin Beiber is a better rapper than Eminem is! Miley Cyrus would ETHER Eminem in a rap battle!
But his torture keeps going.
"Bars hard, drugs hard thought that's the past
But I done did enough codeine to knock Future into tomorrow"
I mean, for real? And this is the best rapper in the world?
"Oh, Marshall Mathers shouldn’t everybody know
Get the bar soap lathered, Kangols and Carhartt, these Cargos"
Is that shit even English?
"Word, w-word man you heard, but don’t be discouraged girl
This is your jam, unless you got toe jam"
Holy fuck! This is the worst material I have ever heard! The way he ended this song, he should have simultaneously ended his career. He is the worst rapper of all time! This song is proof!
There's only only one thing that Eminem's music is good for is torturing prisoners at Guantanamo Bay!
I don't know which is a worst case scenario. If Kate Upton were to get plastic surgery to look like Flava Flav or this song! Come to think of it!
Nothing and I mean nothing tops Eminem's music in complete Earth shattering bad news. Nuclear warfare on your soil is better news than Eminem dropping a new single. Theirs only one place that this song should be is smeared on tissue, and stuck to a rats foot in the sewer!
My advice for improvement in Marshals chosen career?
You should have taken a tip from your black daddy, Dr. Gay! I mean Dr. Dre, and had Jay z (a real rapper) write your song for you. As much as I don't like 99 Problems by Jay z, it's done in the same vain as this record, but done so much better! Eminem stays losing!
RETIRE NOW! Friday by Rebecca Black is a classic compared to this pure bull shit! Berzerk by Eminem, first single from the Marshal Mathers LP2 is the worst song of all time! Audio is terrible. Video review coming! I'm sure it will be better. I mean a positive AIDS test is better news than this song!
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