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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Saturday, January 17, 2015

Claudia Jordan (RHOA) and Tameka Tiny Harris (TI & Tiny Family Hustle) Twitter Beef! The real Housewives of ATL Season 7!

Claudia Jordan (RHOA) and Tameka Tiny Harris (TI & Tiny Family Hustle) Twitter Beef! The real Housewives of ATL Season 7!






Last week the The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 7 aired an episode where a classic, epic, colossal war of words took place. In one corner we had the super heavyweight champion of shade, NeNe "Mega Moose" Leakes! And in the other corner, we had the beautiful, talented, vivacious, intelligent, calm, cool, collected, seasoned actress and modeling veteran, Ms. Claudia Jordan!
And the claws sure did come out! And no, I don't mean "clawdia's" nasty, ratchet ass feet! Thank
God! Because he toes look like Pretzels. No kidding!

Anyway!

These broads brought more shade to the table than a patio set!
And it didn't stop when the show went off air! The arguing continued on Twitter!
And thanks to the internet being the internet, pretty girl Claudia got into it with Tameka "Tiny" Harris, formerly Cottle. Aka rapper TI's wife. Shawty!

It started out like this. Claudia merely tweeted a little bit of a shade to Ne Ne.
When out of no where, a stalking ass hater who must have been watching her twitter timeline
like a guard dog, decided to chime in! Check out all of the tweets below. Then I will then give my
opinion on it all!



Soooo predictable and typical for an insecure woman to automatically resort to calling another woman a whore with no receipt! #RHOA




hypocrite, you was calling all kinds of names in this, you tube video


So after that random stranger rudely interrupted Claudia's marvelous shade fest, slash moose murder! This extra random no Thoti, (nobody THOT) posted some super old video from maybe 7 or 8 years ago from back when Claudia Jordan was on Comedian slash actor Jamie Foxx's "Foxxhole" Radio program!

In case you don't have the time to watch the actual video, or don't want to.
The comments Claudia Jordan made in the controversial video were.
Calling Tameka "Tiny" Harris, "Miss Piggy" for one.

She also said.
"She escaped the pretty line, that’s what she X’scaped,” 

Also, Jamie Foxx asked Claudia this question.
 "Are you trying to tell me that you would have sex with Tiny?"

To which Claudia replied.
"I wouldn't know whether to lube up or put a nickle in her back.”


Now for the record. I have no beef with Tiny, and from a comedic standpoint. I find all of this to be hilarious. Right down to Tiny's overboard reaction. Here's how Tiny responded to the video and tweets! 




@BoxTopChevy @claudiajordan I saved that hoe frm her face falling off! Passed around slut! Sounds like she mad I got a man & she can't keep 1



At this point, my girl Claudia ruins all of these comedy gold by folding an apologizing!
Here's some of what she said in a long series of apologetic, tail tucked between the legs tweets!




    
I have a confession I need to make on the air to someone who's feelings I hurt & I did wrong to years ago. Going to do it on air TODAY


Real tears,,,, I felt awful about it for years... but it was the right thing to do. I highly recommend apologizing to anyone u think u hurt


Until someone invents a time machine-all one can do once they mess up is tae responsibility for their actions and do better moving forward.


With all of that bullshit said Claudia really disappointed me! If she doesn't have a backbone.
How can she handle all of these back shots I have for her?

And as for Tiny! How dare she take it there with Claudia! Were on the internet Tiny!
I am a Tiny supporter and usually co sign her, however, in this instance I completely
disagree with her 100%!

We all know what the internet says about you and your husband and the alleged mistress Ms. Harris.

That waffle will go to a world war for Iggy Azalea! So you daring to mention your man that you can allegedly keep, was your open invitation for the world to comment on it.
I wish to God Floyd Mayweather would have said something about it.
Now that would have been classic!

What Tiny should have said to Claudia was.

"Bitch! You wanna call me Miss Piggy with your raggedy ass toes looking like bubble bacon?
Bitch! When they play "Little Piggies" with your feet it goes. "This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy went to the slaughterhouse! Bitch! Look at your mother fucking feet! You know none of them piggies survived! Slave footed heffa! Feet looking like Kunta Kinte!"

To which Claudia should have replied. "Bitch! You're so dumb you read your kids coloring books at bedtime! Besides, aint you philandering husband cheating on you with Shawn Wayans in drag? Ha ha, got ya bitch! He Tiny, Im'ma let you finish, but Floyd Mayweather just called. He said TI. can have you next week, so stop calling and asking for this week, it's his turn."

To which Tameka would have replied by saying, "Girl, you know my crazy husband got guns the size of Lil Bow wow! TI. let's go pay Ms. funny lady a visit!"

To which Claudia would have replied. Girl! {Kevin Harts voice} STOP PLAYING! Girl, you know I was just joking! I do that sort of thing when I don't take my meds!

In other words, they could have had fun with this! But no! These tragic mulattoes had to ruin a good time!

Japanese women, here I cum!

But hey, this is all just my opinion!

Let me know what you think about it all below!
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Friday, October 10, 2014

Caleb Reynolds "Stalker" on CBS advertisement! | Big Brother 16 | BB16 | Amber Borzotra must be laughing!

Caleb Reynolds "Stalker" on CBS advertisement! | Big Brother 16 | BB16 | Amber Borzotra must be laughing!






So, I was watching Big Brother USA 16 one night and a funny thing happened. CBS ran an advertisement across the screen for their new show, "Stalker". Caleb Reynolds just happened to be on the screen at the time!

So the question remains. Did CBS do this on purpose? Were they referencing Caleb's sick obsession with his co-star Amber Borzotra?

Let me know what you think about it all below and be sure to subscribe to the MEET Magazine YouTube channel for more!

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Friday, February 14, 2014

Drake and Josh star - Drake Bell is Bankrupt! Bankruptcy REACTION!

Drake and Josh star - Drake Bell is Bankrupt! Bankruptcy REACTION!

 

 




So, according to reports online. Drake Bell of Drake and Josh on the Disney channel is a complete idiot!

The former TV. show star turned jack ass is allgedly $581,000 in debt! And currently makes $2,820 a month despite having almost $19,000 in monthly expenses.

He lives in a $1.5 million dollar home, which is not even paid for. And his income in 2012 was about $400,000 but dropped to around $14,000 in 2013!

Can you say, "fucking idiot"?

Damn Drake! In High school you were the man Drake. What the fuck happened to you?

I think Drake is an idiot personally. But hey, at least he is breaking stereotypes. As you can see, they really aren't all good with money. =o) Let me know what you think below and subscribe to my YouTube channel!

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Saturday, August 17, 2013

Why I don't tell racist jokes anymore! And why you shouldn't either! MEET MAGAZINE TRUE STORIES! - "little laughs comedy club"

Why I don't tell racist jokes anymore! And why you shouldn't either! MEET MAGAZINE TRUE STORIES! - "little laughs comedy club"




You can get hurt telling the wrong joke to the wrong crowd. Hell, I'll tell you a quick story about me! And why I write a blog and make vlog's for youtube!

One day I'm at this local coffee shop. Minding my business and enjoying a cup of coffee. How I like my women. Light and sweet. And I noticed that their was a flyer sitting there on the table. And it read, "little laughs comedy club! talent night! all are welcome! come on down and show us what you got! yes homo!"

Now, I have heard of the saying, "no homo" before. But this was the first time I had ever heard of, "yes homo". So, I figured that it was a joke, considering it was a  comedy club. And I went on down there. I'll never forget that Tuesday!

I always wanted to be famous so, I figured this performance would be my big debut. I was extremely nervous and this would be my opportunity to get rid of my stage fright! I had to do it!

I don't want to bore anyone with too many details. Maybe I will tell the full sorry later. But the gist of it is this! I had no idea that, "little laughs comedy club" was a gay midget comedy club.

Now, I am not homophobic, or racist or sizest! But I made the biggest mistake of my life and nearly died that night!

When I got on stage, I was so nervous that I forgot my first line. It was my big chance, and all the little gay people were starring at me like I was an alien or some shit. And this little Gaysian (Gay Asian) -  midget walks in, and he's in full on drag! And he sits down in the audience, adjust his balls under his mini skirt and says to the guy sitting next to him. "I wonder what this big black monkey mountain is gonna say".

I could have ignored him. But I said, no! This is my big chance! If I say something witty, then this will be legendary! When I make it big, the cell cam videos of the act will be all over the internet!

At first I was gonna say something about him being a pink chopstick. Since he is a gay Asian. Then I said. Nah, way too juvenile!

So I was gonna say something like. I would be scared that you're gonna kick my ass. But your little stumpy legs can't reach that high! Even with all of that pink belt, Queerati you Gaysians practice!
But I said, no! That's too harsh!

I had been up on stage in dead silence for several seconds, so I said fuck it! And said the first thing that come out of my mouth!

I will never forget these words!

So, the gay Asian midget says, "I wonder what this big black monkey mountain is gonna say".

Now I assumed he was Chinese! All Americans assume that all Asians are Chinese! He wasn't And I didn't know what I was saying!  I said, "Monkey Mountain? Fuck you. Ching Chong, Tranny Devito!"
 
He quickly stood up! Balls falling out of his mini skirt and all. And sharply replied. "In my country, Ching Chong means mother fucker! And Tranny means cross dressing trans-testicle.. Devito means to do or commit. You just called me a transsexual who fucks his own mother! I'm gonna beat the watermelon flavored Koo-laid out of you nigger!"

And like clock work! Those midgets, all 250 of em! Surrounded me and beat the shit out of me. They didn't just kick me! They kicked IN ME! Like they literally put their feet inside me. I had so many little feet in me, I felt like Octomom!

True story! So remember folks. If you wanna tell racist jokes. A gang of gay angry midgets, led by a Gaysian, are gonna stomp you flat! You've been warned!