Tom Joyner wants sex with Rachel Jeantel? Trayvon Martins friend might have a new sugar daddy!
The "I'm Just a DJ but ... It Makes Sense to Me" author and radio show host offered Rachel Jeantel (friend of slain teenager Trayvon Martin) a full college scholarship. My question is. Is Tom Joyner a chubby chasing sugar daddy?
Could Tom Joyner want some of that mouth watering manatee meat? Maybe it's those baby back fat ribs! Or that apple sauce ass! Or those lopsided, sticky, soupy, wrinkled, crinkled labia lips!
Wouldn't shock me one bit if Tom Joyner wants to ride the whale! But could you imagine all of that big brown meat rubbing together? Looking like a walrus wrestling a hippopotamus!
And the sounds! Oh lord, the sounds! All of that BIGNESS banging together! Sounding like 911!
It would be the first celebrity porno movie to make money from people paying to not see it!
All that I know is, if we find Rachel's ass hair in Toms teeth. Then we know the real reason for the scholarship!
