Love and Hip Hop | New York | Season 4 | Episode 6 | Wife Swap | Review | Recap | Opinion

Love and Hip Hop | New York | Season 4 | Episode 6 | Wife Swap | Review | Recap | Opinion

 

The episode starts out with Amina Peter at Amina's Apartment.

And Amina is not happy about Yandy not wanting to sign her to the new record label, Lenox Avenue. Records! #LenoxAvenueRecords

 To make matters worse, she is tired of being looked at by the public as a being the reason why Tara and Peter kind of broke up. She feels that Peter is the home wrecker, not her!  And that Yandy really let her down by psyching her up, and then not signing her over Peter not being able to control his himself!

Amina wants to Peter to act more like husband, instead of acting like a boyfriend.
You see, Peter has been sleeping at his kids house, as Amina calls, Tara's shoe sized apartment. And Pete lets her know that he is not the type of guy to wine and dine. And run bath water and light candles. In other words the opposite of me. So, Amina can get used to him not being there every night.

Anyway! The best part of this scene is when Amina lifts her arm up and you can see a bucket of sweat all on her gray jersey cotton dress! And then the back of it is soaked too! Cum to think of it, maybe it wasn't sweat at all!

Eww! Moving along.



Now were at Yumi Couture in the Fashion District of New York!
With Rashidah and Tahiry. And fat ass Rashida looks like a Ursula from the Little Mermaid! She has on an ugly dress that is Aluminum foil, silver colored, on the top and white feathery, I just lost a pillow fight on the bottom! And that was the nicest description that I could come up with!

 It looks like a swan, trying to commit suicide on an electric fence! And what makes it worse is her hair! It's long and blonde, and orange on the bottom! As if  Rapunzel got her period! But Tahiry isn't too far behind, because she is dressed like a couch! And if their is an afterlife, Tahiry is going to be covered with oil and then sent to Hell!

She told this big baked potato looking heffer, that even though she doesn't like the dress. She thinks that Rashidah is, "perfect"! I was going to make fun of Tahiry the liar and fake friend for saying this, however she wants to marry Joe Budden! So, that says everything about her that I could ever say!

Tahiry is once again taking away from Rashida's happy times to bring the attention and focus back on her selfish self! She can't be a friend to Rashidah for 1 minute without mentioning Joe Budden! She's upset because she thought that she'd be married before Rashidah. Oh well Tahiry, you wont be married before Rashidah! But you will be divorced before her! I guess we can look out for Ms. Desperate, aka Tahiry to fight for the bouquet when it's thrown at Rashidah's ratchet wedding!



Now were at W.i.P. at Hudson Square, and Yandy is chewing Rich out so badly! She wants him to find her some talent. He hasn't brought her anyone besides Erica Mena, and it's been months! Yandy told him that he is going to be an intern soon!
The best part of this scene is Yandy's costume. Yeah, not an outfit but a costume.

She has this big Honey Bun on top of her head! With some gigantic snake shaped earnings! Which have ruined her ears! Those fake heavy things stretched her ear until the bottom of her ear is now bigger than the top! Her ear now looks like K. Michelle's pussy! Anyway, she has on a  red belly shirt which reads, "RARE"! And a tight red skirt!

But hey, if Yandy wants to look like a Ghetto Geisha, that's her prerogative!  I just hope that this episode was filmed on Halloween!

I used to look at Yandy as being a very cool girl over all. I loved her drive as a business woman and felt that she had a good attitude. But after this season, I am not a fan of hers, anymore at all! I find her little belly shirt, having the word, "rare" stamped on it to be ironic. Because Yandy looks more, "basic" every episode. I now realize that Yandy is a hoodrat in a mink coat! She just has the ability to sell herself really well. She should have been a lawyer!


In the next scene, Peter takes his sons to the park to play basketball! Peter hasn't had a chance to see them very much so, he is having a ball! It seems like Peter is always having a ball, or serving balls to somebody! Anyway, then they go back to the Hispanic Honda. I mean home! Peter stays with the boys and decides to lay down. Later on when the boys are asleep. Tara comes home stumbling and drunk!

When she walks in the door, she sees Peter is on his old bed AKA Tara's couch! And this fool has his filthy feet up on it.

Now, at first I thought that I saw clumps of dirt and toe jam. But after careful inspection, what appears to be dirt. Are actually rips and claw marks from Tara trying to run away from it! Trust me, chicks can rip stuff up trying to run away from it! (Down Boy)

Peter is spending a night on the, dog bed! I mean sofa! And I am left with an important question. Does Tara usually go out and get drunk and leave the kids at home by themselves? `

Anyway, Peter lets Tara, who is wearing a white blouse, know that he wants her to lay down on that filthy outdoor furniture! He lets her know that if she lays on her back, he will stick his face in her like a lion tamer!


Tara plays hard to get, and hops up bare foot! Don't ask me why she'd walk on the ground bare foot with glass and dog shit everywhere! Anyway, Tara hoped up and walked 1 step away, to the bathroom and turned the water on and pretended that she was gonna take a shower! Then she walks out of the bathroom all wet! And not from being in the shower either! She leaves the water on full blast! And hops on on that struggle sofa with Peter, and begins mud wrestling! Geez Tara! If I ever visit, I'm getting a tetanus shot! That couch looks like it came from  a third world country! That couch obviously went to war and lost!

But Peter is the winner here! He sucked Tara's camel toe out of shape! And beat it like Jesus! I'd hate to be her neighbors or her children that night. Tara needed it badly! She was about as frustrated as Fantasia at the library!

Now we make a visit to Ursulas Salon.
K Michelle is getting her filthy fake hair done. And Paris, K. Michelle's fat manager pops up. I wanted to puke looking at her, because he neck is so fat, she looks like she swallowed a donut and it gut stuck in her throat.

K. Michelle is telling Paris that Brianna, her former assistant, that Paris hired,  did not work out. She fired the young woman. Because she was a vegetarian, and because she didn't have K. Michelle's cab on time for her after a meeting. Causing Kimberly to suffer from being stuck in the rain with her hair dye streaming down her clothing.

Brianna, stops by and attempts to make amends by bringing gifts! Brianna gives Kimberly, Gator Aid, Jack Daniels and organic dog treats! Obviously major shade! The Gator Aid implies that Kimberly will be as fat as Paris from eating that sin food, not soul food but sin food, that she is used to eating. The Jack Daniels was Brianna subliminally calling her a drunk. And finally, the dog treats were a passive aggressive way of calling her a bitch for firing her! Brianna made sure to tell her that, even though they are for her dog, she can eat them as well!

Come to find out, fat Paris and K. Michelle are scared of Brianna. Because when K. Michelle forced the vegetarian of 4 years to eat chicken. The girl cried. And then when a cab driver cursed her out the girl cried again! This scares the evil K. Michelle and donut neck Paris!

K Michelle beating her friends with flowers (MiMi), throwing candle wax on pregnant women (Rasheeda) hitting Karlie Redd in the forehead with utensils, etc. is all normal to these two trashy nasty beast.

Brianna can honestly do better. All I know is that K. Michelle wont be playing around with Erica Mena, Joseline Hernandez or Chrissy Lampkin like that. For obvious reasons. She's crazy, not stupid!



Now we are at Battery Park City in the Financial District of New York City.
Tahiry is meeting up with her sister Lexi. And Lexi looks like the girl who auditioned for a Dancehall music video, that was rejected! She looks like the Island girl that you leave stranded on the island! Her hair looks like Ramen noodles. She's wearing a faded black wife beater shirt.. And some ripped up, slashed up jeans. Looking like she survived being raped by Freddy Kruger! What makes it worst is her tattoos!

She  has more tattoos than a Yakuza! She looks like a subway train in New York. Funky, beat up, worn out and covered in graffiti! This is the nastiest looking bitch I've ever seen on VH1!

Anyway, come to find out, these 2 have not talked in 5 years. According to Lexie, their father has been kicked out of his house. And even though Tahiry speaks with her dad frequently. She didn't know because her head has been nestled inside of Joe's ass like ostrich. Which Tahiry and her family curiously look like! Anyway, after some crying and carrying on, Tahiry hops up on her transexual looking sisters lap and holds her! Eww! That's just too much fat for me for one scene! Moving along!


We make a quick visit to Washington Square Park.
Peter has so many women that when he walks up to his fake wife Amina, with a bouquet of flowers, she asks whether or not they are for her!

After Serenading Peter . Amina pulls out a box with 2 rings in it, one for her and one for him! And Peter doesn't want to wear his because, he knows that this will upset Tara. And with that said!

Amina! Peter doesn't love you. I do! That's why I'm gonna tell you the truth. You may be fine, and you may look like Aaliyah Dana Haughton. But that acne on you forehead during this scene needs immediate attention! You should pawn the rings and get some Proactive! Just saying.


In the next scene we are catching up with Tara and K. Michelle. And Tara is looking her cutest in this scene! The pipe that Peter gave her must have given her a youthful glow! No, I'm kidding! She just has a good make up job this scene! With no make up on, she looks like a little Indian boy!

The gist of this scene, inside of this Ford SUV is. Tara tells K. Michelle about what has been going on with herself, Amina and Peter. And how she ended up sleeping with him on that raggedy couch that she found on the side of the road!


Now were at Canyon Beachwear at Upper Eastside New York City.
And Erica Mena informs Cyn Santana that they will be going to Panama to do their photo shoot for Erica's book. Erica lets her know that Rich is coming with them.As corny as Rich is to Cyn, she will take one for the team and go along with it for the trip. All Erica had to do to reel her in is cover the tip of her strap on with Chipotle!


Now we have another filler scene here, at VB3 in Jersey City NJ.
Rich lets Peter know that he wants Peter to manage Erica Mena! And Peter says that Erica is beautiful! And that he will sit down and meet her. He has never meant her before so. He is down for the chance to talk with her. I think that Peter thinks that maybe, he will be able to smash and have "angry sex" with Erica Mena! If Peter Gunz gets Erica pregnant, I wont be surprised!


So, were at Washington Heights in New York City.

Tahiry and Lexi are walking down the street. Brainstorming on how they can help their father out! The sisters are going to build a church for their father to live in, and speak in! Come to find out, he is close to losing his house so this idea may save him!
Lexie suggest that they start a fund raiser and auction themselves! And honestly, I wouldn't buy them if they were free!

Tahiry is shaped like a bitten apple! So, good luck at prostituting yourself to build a church to scam poor third world country people! Their plan is  that a "fundraiser"as they call selling themselves. Will pay for his house church in no time! And this is why people hate Christianity. Just saying!

Anyway!

Now were at Yandy's Office in Brooklyn. Yandy is meeting up with a rapper named J. Dinero. So, she raps for Yandy, and she is another corny, mediocre female rapper like Loreal! No talent what so ever! And she isn't very good looking either!
J. Dinero has the same demeanor and the same lame story that Yandy has. The whole Jail bird boyfriend storyline.

If she plays her cards right, her corny, Amerie's grandmother looking ass will be on the show next week. Seeing that Yandy is all about making friends as opposed to making smart business decisions! And for the record, this funny faced chick looks like a cat wearing a wig! And that wack garbage that she rapped wont sell on any planet. So, she should  just find something else to do. Like get some head!

Seriously! She has almost no forehead! She has a little two head! Human's hairlines and eye brows are not supposed to touch!
Cat head looking mother fucker! With her gigantic hands!

Look like she can stop a train with them big hands!

The best part of the scene is when she stands up to hug Yandy before Yandy kicks her out of her office! Her out fit is horrendous! Terrible clothing is obviously something that she has in common with Yandy! She looks like a Gothic Swimmer! Must have been laundry day!



In our final scene we pay a visit to Milk River in Brooklyn.
Peter, and Amina are meeting up with Rich and Erica Mena. Thirsty Rich is trying to help Peter earn some pedicure money! As expected, the meeting with Peter and Erica went bad really fast.

Peter claims that the streets are not feeling Erica. Which Peter would of course know all about being a homeless person in all. He lives in the streets! Erica lets Peter know that he is a clown according to the streets. Blah Blah Blah!

Next thing you know, after a bit of intense arguing and too many insults to count! Erica throws a plate at Peter. To which he responds by throwing a glass. Which completely misses her! By a country mile! And I am left thinking about how these two nut cases remind me of Chris Brown and Drake! Which would make Rich Rhianna I guess! Anyway, I hope that none of those actors, I mean patrons in the background were hit with the glass! It looks like Peter should stick to aiming at ovaries! He never misses them!

Peter says that he wished to not ever be placed in the same room as Erica again, because she is disgusting. This is of course coming from a guy who has never even once in his life washed his feet. And cheats on woman after woman.I'd love to know in detail what he considers to be disgusting.

I am for the record team Erica Mena! She's just too fine!

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