The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Episode 17 He Said, She Said | Review | Recap | Opinion

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Episode 17 | He Said, She Said | Review | Recap | Opinion

The episode starts out at Atlanta Beach where you can be a shopaholic and an alcoholic at the same damn time! Cynthia is going bathing suit shopping and drinking a large glass of alcohol
when NeNe walks in. And they're being watched! The store clerk is some nosy white woman who is all up in the business. And she is watching them to make sure they don't steal! Racist cunt!

So anyway, NeNe only wears two piece's. I thought she was referring to her wig, but she was talking about bathing suits. Eww! The women are preparing to go to Mexico! And Cynthia can't wait to show off her body now that those fibroid bubbles have been popped! She had the bubble guts for real!

NeNe says that Marlo turned on her by befriending Kenya and she doesn't want to talk about her ever again! Let alone speak to her! But you know what they say! Elephants never forget!

Speaking of Marlo.Bootylicious Marlo is being visited by Stallion Booty Kenya Moore.
And theirs booty everywhere imn this scene!@ Is this Marlo's apartment, or a Pirate convention? Either way, they're having cocktails! Boy! I'd give Kenya's tail a cock alright!

Marlo admits that she knew that NeNe had an issue with her being friends with Kenya!
She laid down the rules and already explained to her that she had to either choose the horse or the Moose! And she chose the Kenya.

Marlo and Kenya feel that NeNe's real issue is the fact that her acting career is failing miserably! She went from being on 3 different TV. shows simultaneous, to now being forced to go back to the starting line! And just do her old drag queen routine on the Real Housewives of Atlanta! A show which is statistically accurate because only half of the black Housewives are actually married!


Now we're visiting Phaedra and Apollo's house. They're enjoying some time with their two children. Future inmate #1 is trying to catch frogs in the pool with a net. And future inmate #2 is about to be thrown in the pool by Bonnie, I mean Phaedra!

And Bonnie loathes the idea of going on a trip to filthy Mexico because. The last time the group went on a trip. Boonie almost had to shoot Kenya between the eyes! Because Clyde aka Apollo the scammer, decided he was gonna do something with Kenya that he can't do with Phaedra. And that's pick her up, put her on his shoulder. And jump into the pool!

He would have jumped into the pool with Phaedra but. If he did, all of the water would have come out.  And the pool would have been left as bare as Kenya's womb!

So, Phaedra is thinking about leaving Apollo to stay with the children while she takes her flamboyant homosexual friend Dwight. Mr. DUI! That way, she wont have to worry about them two sneaking off into the bushes! In other words, no half brother, bank robbing partner for Ayden.


Now Peter is visiting Kordell. And he tells Peter some startling information about his marriage!
His relationship between himself and Porsha was between the two of them and the man upstairs! Not God! But some man was living upstairs! He didn't eat or drink, he never left that bedroom. He'd just peak out and stare from time to time!

To make matters even more complicated. Porsha's family ruined their marriage!
She'd bring 12 people from her family to his house at a time. And one day Porsha's mother was sitting in his bedroom on his cream colored chairs, eating Peperoni Pizza!

And Porsha used to disappear for days at a time! Uh huh! I knew she had a straight man on the side! And come to find out, Porsha hounded Kordell about a divorce for 3 months! So she lied when she said that she found out about him wanting to part ways on twitter! I knew a woman that fine was too good to be true!


Now were finally in Mexico! At the El Dorado Royale Spa Resort by Karisma!

Kenya and Mr. Lawrence traveled a day ahead! And Kenya is such an evil whore, that she's going to leave pictures of herself wearing nearly nothing in the women's rooms! That way Apollo can pretend that he's in his old cell, and masturbate to them!

So NeNe, Gregg, Cynthia, Peter and Porsha arrive. And I'm wondering why Cynthia is dressed like a Sailor. Then I figured it out. Peter is finally gonna get some from Cynthia. And they're gonna do it on the beach so he doesn't make a mess everywhere. So, she dressed like a seaman for the semen!  Very clever Cynthia!

So Phaedra is hold out on coming. Like Tantra. She wants to get the word from the girls that the feds aren't around before she gets down there!

In the meantime. NeNe Moose is bragging about arriving earlier than the other women. And I'm thinking, yeah bitch! You were the first one to Mexico and the last one at the hair salon!
Whoop dee fucking hair do! I hope you crack a hoof!

So, Kandi and Todd finally arrive and everyone is so far having a good time.
Then Porsha get's there and steals the show as usual. This time she said something dumber than that time she said that infamous quote. "I know it was racist but. My favorite cartoon was that black exploitation one where Bugs Bunny was tied to the train tracks in the Underground Railroad! Boy they really hated us back then!"

So what did Porsha-tard say this time ? What could she say that could be worse than the infamous Bugs Bunny Underground Railroad story? She said that she is Mexican because her, "baby hairs stay laid!"

No Porsha! Mexican's have hair in their drinking water, and black girls like you buy their hair from dirty Indian girls. Who have hair in their ass!

Come to think of it. You are a Mexican Porsha! You're cheap, stupid, only qualify to work as a maid. You have a big funky family that you tried to cram into Kordells mansion. And no one wants to live near you. Sounds like a Mexican to me! Ha Ha!

So, everyone is having a good time in the stretch Hummer limo from the air port. And Peter says to Porsha, "Porsha, no shade. Because the only shade (Sade) someone as black as me knows is that singer who sings the Sweetest Taboo!"


"I talked to Kordell. And you're a lying heifer! Kordell said you and your family are trifling free loaders! The type to jump up and lay down on a Granite kitchen counter on television, acting like coon casserole"

And Porsha is still lying about loving Kordell. Because she says that she is going to divorce him and immediately show off the new guy to the world! Boy! pretty women must heal fast after break ups!

It's always fun having a fine woman. Until she moves on to the next penis! When Alicia Keys left me, it was very hard to deal with! I'll never get over that dream.


So, the group arrive at the El Dorado Royale. And Kenya is there spinning around half naked and being very racist. She is making that stupid sound that Hispanics make. *rolls tongue!*
And the wet backs almost cut her head off!

Anyways! Mr. Lawrence of course had to come in spinning around being an attention whore just like Kenya! He had on his Poncho, some all white "please Lord don't let me get my period" pants! And a fake beard! So he spent around and acted gay and annoying. We all know how the gays are!

I wonder how many people peeped this! Porsha said the same thing that I said in an earlier review! That Kenya's boyfriend from Africa, is so black that we can't see him. He's invisible!
Like I always say, "Great minds, think like dykes!"  Ha ha! But seriously, as retarded as Porsha is, I now under stand why they say that a broken clock is right twice a day. Porsha's so stupid, her spirit animal is a ding bat!

So Kenya shows the group their rooms. And she gave NeNe a presidential suite to match her patriot looking wig! Ands he's telling NeNe that she is giving her this room as an olive branch because...

and before she can finish speaking. Moose ate the damn olive branch! Greedy whore!
Anyway! The place is so beautiful that Gregg hopped up on bed on all fours, and begin bouncing up and down and slapping his own ass! So, I don't want to read any negative comments underneath my videos, crying about me calling NeNe a man! She clearly gives it to Gregg from the back!

If a room on vacation would make Gregg do that. Just imagine what he'd do for a biscuit.


In the next scene. Porsha showed the world an old Ancient African secret! That while white girls do their hair on their head. Black girls pull theirs off to brush it! See, white folks, scalp tickets. Black women scalp Mexican's for their hair. She's been their one day and she already has some poor Mexicunt running around, holding her head like Sleepy Hollow!

So, Porsha hasn't had any booty in so long that she jumped up on Cynthia and ate her out!
But lets move along to the closing scene.


So the group meet up at Jo Jo's Restaurant! And no! K-Ci is not the manager! Anyway! Kenya wants to mix up the couples and have them sit next to people other than their partners.
When they're seated, Gregg tells Porsha that she was a fool for leaving Kordell because he has lot's of money.


And Porsha, whose fed up with all of the Kordell talk. Wants to explain once and for all to everyone why her and Kordell broke up so they can stop asking. So she tells them that at first she did agree to stay home with their child and what not, but things changed. So Todd cut her off and said, "Wait! you mean to tell me that dude had a sex change?" And Porsha was so pissed that she spit at Todd and said, "Shut your little ass up Pinocchio! Before I cut your fucking strings!"

Then she went on to say that Kordell wasn't buying her enough materialistic things so with her being the gold digging whore that she is, she had to go find more lucrative ways to make money to buy expensive things that make wealthy white people even richer! You know! Like spending her life savings on weave!

And come to find out. She married Kordell so that she could help take away the rumors that Kordell is a homosexual! In exchange for him buying her expensive trinkets. In other words, they were in fact in an arranged marriage.

In this scene, Kenya Moore was being so invasive and mean and shady to Porsha. That the Porsha almost got up and broke her neck! So, stay tuned! We just may see Porsha and Kenya go at it. I hope not! Lord knows Porsha can't afford to take a blow to the head! Porsha can afford  taking a blow to the head like she can afford an 8,000 square foot mansion, off of synthetic hair and Reality TV. money!

And that was pretty much it for this episode!

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