Love And Hip Hop | New York | Season 4 | Reunion | Part 1 | Episode 13 | Review | Recap | Opinion

Love And Hip Hop | New York | Season 4 | Reunion | Part 1 | Episode 13 | Review | Recap | Opinion

I didn't want to do this review. Because of 2 reasons. #1, The reunion sucked! And #2 it sucked because Monique, the fat fake comedian hosted and I should have been hosting. No jealousy and no shade intended towards Monique. And for the record, I will be posting a separate video about  this ridiculous notion that Monique who won an Oscar is somehow, "lowering" her standards to host this show. Now that's a crock of bull shit!

I honestly don't have many nice things to say, other than a few compliments about Amina Buddafly's looks and performance.
With that said!

The show starts out that fat, loud, and proud Monique standing their with a rip in her dress. She probably tore it from putting it on her lumps of fat. And shes explaining to the stupid people why a low life like her would be hosting a pathetic reunion show like Love and Hip Hop. A show dedicated to has beens such as Joe Budden. Wanna bee's such as Erica Mena, and never will bee's such as , *INHALES* Erica Mena *EXHALES*!

So, Mo Eat claims that she saw a marathon of the show one Saturday. And, after seeing a bad actress named Tara, slap door mat Amina Buddafly. And mother of the year, Erica Mena acting a fool! Well, that was enough to get her to host the show!

Well, that and they offered this annoying fat, stereotypical, black bitch a bucket of chicken covered in mayonnaise to do it!

So, Monique introduces us to the cast of the show. Cynthia Santana! Yeah looks like she was added as a cast member as I predicted. Yandy, and Tara. And they are all on the same couch.

Then the other women. Erica Mena, Amina Buddafly, Tahiry Jose, and Erica Jean are on a couch sitting across from them.

Drag queen Nya Lee is sitting with the guys where it should be. Along with fellow men, Peter Gunz whose looking like Ray Charles! "Georgia!", Joe Budden, who dressed as Mr Rodgers, Rich the alcoholic, Saigon who dressed up like a child on picture day, and the fattest dude on the whole show. Rashidah, who dressed up as big bird from sesame street.

First story up is Yandy Smith. Who is continuing with her costume fetish. Tonight she is dressed as the Devil! Her make up, hair and clothes scream out Satanism! And I don't think that they even wasted a whole 30 seconds on her lonely stray coochie cat! We found out that Yandy talks to Mendecees 5-6 times a day on the phone! And he writes her letters. Wait a  minute, 5-6 times a day? Did he sneak a phone in jail up that hole in his ass? What kind of prison is he locked up in? Seriously, I wanna know!


Next up is Erica Mena who is dressed in a red Christmas stocking. With a lump of coal for a heart! And her fake girlfriend, Cyn Santana.

Come to find out, Erica pursued Cynthia for a long while! And she tried to deny her but Erica forced her into their relationship against her will! *CLEARS THROAT* Can you say hostage?

Erica says with her being a woman, she treated Cynthia how she always wanted to be treated!

Listen up men! Erica is treating Cyn, the way that she always wanted to be treated. Yes, as a disposable piece of ass. Think about it! Erica treats Cynthia like shit. She acts like Cynthia is irreverent, and only matters when she wants or need something. So, I took note of that as a man. If you want hot chicks, treat them like crap. Why? Because it works!

Erica goes on to say that everything that she didn't get from Rich or the other people that she has been with. She gets from Cynthia. Which means, the other people were not door mats! You wanted a punching bag that could take the abuse and you got that with Cynthia!

The best part of the Erica and Cynthia interview is when Monique said to her. "Baby, is the fact that Erica's pussy taste like Chipotle the reason why you're with her?" And Cynthia says yes and that she is a, "simple girl". Duh bitch! We all know that you're simple! You're Hispanic. Hispanic women are generally low maintenance. You feed them, and pet them and their happy!

Oh! That was racist? Fuck! you! I'm sitting on about 20 jokes so far, for when they put a slant eye on the show! And all hell is gonna break loose when a tranny shows up, I have about 5 good ones waiting!

Anyway!

Rich didn't ever respect Erica and Cynthia's relationship because in his opinion, Cyn was just a prop. Just a substitute, rubber penis to replace him and what he gives to Erica. He then goes on to say that, Erica is an attention whore and Cynthia is being used and manipulated by Erica the sociopath . Wow, he must watch my YouTube videos!


Erica admits that yes, she did mess up. And she has said this 20 times. Because she is a consistent screw up. But she wants for Richard to admit that he took part in this mess as well.

Rich admits that he is in love with Erica Mena. and states that if her and Cyn are happy together then he will move on. but Erica's needs to stop sending him mixed signals. But she feels that he is the one sending mixed signals, by doing stuff like, slapping his lap, and telling Erica the dog to come sit with him and give him a kiss.

This bitch can't help but to like to be pet and scratched behind the ears! All that Rich has to do is say, "come sit on daddies lap" and she does it! And I haven't seen black folks this interested in a bad singer kissing her daddy on the mouth since Lil Wayne and Baby last locked lips! I mean get over it people! At least one is a girl this time!

So, Erica and Rich begin arguing likes the crazy people that they are. And Monique grabs their hands, and eww! Her fat arms look like baby legs! Oh my God, I almost threw up!

Anyway, she grabs their hands and says that we are watching 2 people that are in love. In other words, the reason why Mona Scott sells us this filth, is because fat black bitches like Mona Scott Young and Mo eat, think that love is screaming and acting like a lunatic!

Anyway, when Monique says this bs. about them being in love, Cynthia realizes at this moment that she is as useless as a third nipple! She has finally realized that yes, she is indeed a prop. And her and Erica are beginning to break away before our very eyes!


After this mess, we visit the cast back stage. Erica is in her dressing room and Cynthia is chatting with her about the situation at hand. And Erica tells her to not tell her how to feel. So, Cyn ends up leaving, looking like she was about to cry. And Rich steps in to talk with Erica. And she lets Rich know that she hates him with the purest passion! Yeah Rich! Keep playing with them Latina's, and Erica is gonna use you as her taco meat!

She tells Rich to get the fuck out of her life for good! And we all know that that wont happen! Because if their is one thing that we know about our girl Richard. She loves the drama!

Now were catching up with Nya Lee, the African drag queen! And this bald headed thing is disgracing the sacred Peacock. He's wearing a tight white dress with Peacock bird feathers on his shoulders. While Peacocks are pretty, Nya is not. He looks like a buzzard.

After all those times that Rich called Cynthia a bird, I was waiting for him to call Nya one. Unfortunately he disappointing me by not saying a word.

And Erica took off the red stocking dress, and came back out looking like a big Latin Elf! I don't how things go down on Christmas in the Dominican Republic. But if y'all got bitches like Erica running around in green dresses, I'm moving there!

So, Monique asked Erica and Nya Lee a great question. "Has anyone ever told you whores that it's okay to be nice?" And I fixed my mouth to express my agreement. But I was completely thrown off. Because whoever edited the show, put a shot of bitch with a raggedy mouth in there. And I took the niceness away, crumbled it up and threw it in the trash.

Whoever edited in a shot of the chick, who teeth looks like she smokes bullets, needs to be fired! Immediately! She has a mouth like a puppy! I've never in my life have seen teeth like that. On a human! I mean,  If I stuck my dick in her mouth, it would come out braided! I mean, she could put a potato in her mouth and shit French fries! Her mouth looks like a stair case! Different levels in mouth, TRUE!

All them damn steps, looking like a Marching Band at Alcoholics Anonymous! 
Old, All purpose Swiss Army Knife mouth bitch! I wanna take this chick on a camping trip with me! She's versatile! I bet she can open cans, and cook a 5 course meal with her mouth!

Nah, but for real! Chicks with teeth like that give head that will open your Chakra's! So, hit me up girl with the Ginsu Grill! If you see my blog or videos feel free to message me! I was totally kidding, and we need to be friends!

So, Nya and Erica start arguing about who the bigger whore is! And it's pretty much the Pot calling Kettle Black, Or the Stripper calling the hooker hoe! They are going at it over Nya's credibility or lack there of. And to make a long story short, they get up to fight and one of these skinny bitches stepped on Monique's fat foot! Remember when she was in that  Bustah Rhymes featuring Pharell Williams music video, for Pass the Courvoisier? 'my Pinky to you mother...!" Yeah, just like that!

Come to find out, Erica and Nya Lee are a lot alike. They are both two non musician, opportunist, whores with big mouths. That love to fight and argue. And at the end of the conversation they figure out that they are in same ho boat. Get it? They say that loose lips sink ships, and those two big nasty, snag a puss that they have between their legs, sunk the Titanic. Yeah, hoes get blamed for everything nowadays!

Anyway, If you know anything about gay people, gay men and women are generally scum bags and scam artist. So, I wouldn't be surprised at all if Cynthia and Nya Lee have done some things together. My spidey senses are tingling! I swear that they have smelled each others tacos before!


Next up is Joe Budden and Tahiry Jose. Who is wearing a teleportation device on her wrist. She came from the future, as her bitter self to argue with the Budden! And Joe swears that he did not cheat on Tahiry! He still claims that he just had a slumber party with a friend, or a conversation or whatever. And that make up wasn't from him smashing heifers and making hamburgers!

So, they are talking, and Tahiry is flaring her nostrils, and Joe lets her know that she is looking a bull, and that scares him. So she lets him know that yeah, like Edward Scissor hands in the bathroom, she's not playing! And he knows what time it is, and if he doesn't know, she can buy him another watch.

And snooty comments like this are why I will be marrying an Asian woman. NO! Not like that thing Tila Tequila! I mean a decent one! Like a sweet Japanese chick.

I can't stands me a feisty woman. A smart mouth on a woman is dumb move. Unless you wanna be single, or with a sucker. No decent man will ever put up with a woman with a mouth like Tahiry's.

Tahiry states that Joe's proposal was not enough for her. She want him to gain her trust first. So, she had to say no to drugs, I mean to Joe! Well, if you are what you eat then...

Anyway, Joe brings up an extremely valid point, that all America women needed to take note of.

Tahiry said that she has moved on. As in, she has other or better options. And Joe let her know with the quickness that he has moved on as well. And that women are not exactly difficult to find and get behind! So ladies, listen up, stop acting like men don't have any option but you. Because in all seriousness. Joe is wealthy, he's not a grotesque looking person. He's in great shape, early thirties and has no children. He can definitely get a whole Harem of women. Oh that's right, he brings 3 chicks at a time to his fathers house. What does that tell you?

So, Tahiry being the immature basic bitch that she is, made sure to poke fun at Joe's sweater in the middle of a serious conversation. TRASH! And when Joe questioned her loyalty, she started crying and carrying on. But Joe brought up another valid point. That besides their personal families, all that they have is each other! No one else will look out for the 2 druggies like 2 druggies! So, it looks like Bobby doesn't want to let Whitney go completely.

I know I would have let Tahiry go. Message to you Tahiry! You're past your expiration date. You've had saddle bag hips since at least the 3rd season. I would tell you to take a seat, But, I  recommend the treadmill in your case. And take the stairs too! You need the exercise!


So last and certainly least, is Tara, and Peter Gunz.

For whatever reason, Tara is continuing with her terrible hair fetish. She looks like someone cut her hair with a flowbee! Remember that thing they used to cut hair with, the invention here you put it on the end of a vacuum hose?

Moving along.

When Monique asked Tara, what her issue with Amina was. Tara said the fact that Amina threw her marriage into her face, was the actual issue. So, basically Tara, who was the real mistress, had issue with the real wife because of how she presented the information to her. In other words, it was an ego thing. I figured that!

I have no sympathy for Tara because, she didn't give a darn about Amina's feelings and she went and bragged about committing adultery with Peter behind Amina's back.

So, Peter is tired of hearing Tara bad mouth Amina, because Lord knows that Amina's mouth is bad looking enough.  So, he lets Tara know that Amina deserves better and that Tara knew that something was going on when he didn't come home for 2 days at a time! You know, being as smart as Tara claims to be! For example I saw her Hot97 interview were she bragged about being smarter than Peter.

Oh, and lets not forget that at some point in their relationship, Tara cheated on him so....

Peters states that his lies were above and beyond and Tara swears that she believed his lies. And had no idea that he was making bunny ears behind the back of her head!

 And Monique let Tara know that, with her being the other woman at one point, this was just her turn to be the one being played. And Tara agrees! THANK YOU WHITE JESUS! The bitch finally admitted that she deserves it!

Dunk me in hot sauce and drop me off at a black BarBQ

So, now it's time to see a performance of my favorite Amina Buddafly song. Don't wanna be right! And yeah, the video was cheap and tacky, but she did a HELL of a job producing that beat. And she sang her tight, Yogalicious booty off! Yeah, that's a Yoga butt that she's sporting! Anyway, she sang the song well, produced it well yada yada yada. But their was some bad news about this live performance. Peter Gunz, who is thankfully not on the actual song, rapped a verse on stage before Amina began singing! And, Peter is so wack that Justin Beiber would beat him in a  rap battle!

This was the worst rapping that I've ever heard in my life!


He said some garbage about marrying his side wife, and divorcing her and starting all over again. And how if he was in the Wu Tang Clan, his name would be, "Old Faced Cheater!" And how he is a broke version of Stevie J., who can't stop cheating.

 And then he had the nerve to end his little corny rap verse with some mess like, "Hold up, wait a minute! Look at the bottom of my feet! You can't tell me I aint running shit! Or at least running in it!"

Really Peter? I don't know which stinks more, your feet or your rapping! Come on son! Get the fuck out of here with that! And go wash your funky ass feet! Running around looking like a Penguin!

For the record, "Don't Wanna Be Right" is the whore anthem of the year. And the side wife song of the millennium! Think about it! The side slice gets the ring in the end? WOW! Amina is doing big things! She might be the greatest mistress of all time.


Tara admits that she was an Amina fan in the past  But hearing her music now does make her feel uncomfortable. Because, adulterers like Tara have feelings you know? She can cheat with the woman's husband, and then get catch feelings about them singing with each other about their relationship.

I swear, Tara is so full of hersellf!

Amina on the other hand is beautiful. And she looked like a Gladiator mixed with a Dominatrix. Man, she is something else! I don't even mind that her mouth looks like she's part dolphin!

So, yeah that was about it for the show! We have to wait till next Monday for the continuation!

I'm still pissed that I didn't host the reunion. Oh well, maybe next year!

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