Love and Hip Hop New York | Season 4 | Episode 8 | Girls with Gunz | Review | Recap | Opinion

Love and Hip Hop New York | Season 4 | Episode 8 | Girls with Gunz | Review | Recap | Opinion

 

The show starts out at Fashion Week in Chelsea NYC with Tahiry and Joe Budden. Tahiry is minding her own business, having pictures taken by photographers who thought that she was someone important. When out of no where, Joe Budden pops up like Freddy Kruger! Joe is being ultra thirsty right now! He's sucking up to Tahiry's hanging ass trying to get back into her back into his good graces! And all she is giving Joe for all of that ass kissing is farts!

But forget all of that! I'm just trying to figure out why Joe is dressed like a gay man's couch from the 80's! Last year it was his infamous vest collection and he's continuing the tacky clothing choices tradition. Anyway!

Pretty much,  according to Tahiry, the worlds most annoying couple is over because she is through with being Joe's  cum bucket. And of course, that's bull shit! Tahiry will be back with Joe Budden pretending to leave him long after they're living in a nursing home. Driving the staff crazy!

One of my favorite parts of this scene is the extremely suspect facial expressions and laugh from Joe Budden. Sister Budden was selling himself hard to Tahiry. She must have been a good make up person for Joe when he dresses up as "Joann!" *snaps*

Seriously, If that man doesn't have enough sugar in his tank to win cake wars!

Anyway, My other favorite part of this scene is the tacky outfits that the run way models are wearing! Or should I say, run a way models! Run away from those dicks on their heads! I can't be the only one to noticed the vibrators that they were wearing at the end of the show! Yandy should have been there!



In the next scene, we visit Central Park in New York City!
Amina Buddafly is having a pick dick! I mean picnic with her sister Sophie! She flew her self in all the way from Germany to see her crazy, sexy and cool sister.

They are discussing Amina's mess of a life. And get this. Sophie implies that Amina is a home wrecker! She told her that she tends to find herself in messy, disgusting and dysfunctional relationships.

Amina is still completely delusional to Peter's infidelity! She let's Sophie know that she still thinks that Peter goes over to Tara's house, and stays overnight for his sons and not for the circles! Well, I guess she is still in denial for now.



In the next scene we are a at a photo shoot with the fake lesbians at Johne Ricard Studio in Midtown, Jew York City! I mean, New York City!

This photo shoot must be for a Mexican Maternity line because these two Latina's look pregnant! Cyn looks 2 months and Erica looks 3 and a half! But forget all of that!

Erica hid a necklace in her bathing suit for sin to dig out! She must have a magnet in her implants, because it stayed up there on her fake chest and thankfully it didn't travel down to that portal puss between her wrinkly legs! Anyway, The funny thing about it, is that Cyn held it up to Erica's chest and said, "it's the same chain that you have".

Wow! So, Erica hit up a buy one, get one free sale. And put the other chain to the side. And when she couldn't sell that cheap mess at a tag sale, she decided to throw it at the Chipotle Chipmunk to get her way.  At least that's how I see it!

 She gave her this latest gift, because she needed to butter up the slightly sloppy Cyn Santana because she had bad news!

The bad news is that she in fact signed the contract with Rich Dollaz! Cyn was of course pretty pissed off by this news! She was so pissed, she whipped her dick out! And let that silly Erica Mena know that she better stop that thirsty Rich when he tries to mix pleasure with business. Because, she knows that he will!

Yeah, like I said before! Cyn gives me the psycho vibe. Protect your neck Erica!
If you look at Cyn's eyes, and listen to her voice. she's a nut case! She'll be on snapped blaming the murder she committed on her split personality!


In our next scene we visit Covo Trattoria Pizzeria in Harlem, New York City.

Tara is meeting up with K. Michelle. Why you ask? Well, Tara wants some relationships advice from K. Michelle of all people. And I'm left thinking, that receiving relationship advice from K. Michelle is like asking a rapist for tips on how to spice things up in the bedroom.

Anyway, K. Michelle told Tara that her situation is "messy". And that as far as Tara staying with Peter for 13 years goes. She doesn't stay with people for 13 days! And that's includes pregnancies! Something Tara can relate to!

Now, why in the world would you consult a woman who lives in a haunted house, has no man, ditches relationships before her 2 week anniversary and refers to her vagina as a woo ha! We may never know!

In reality, Tara just wanted an excuse to go out and show off that new fake, phoney tail that she's wearing in this scene.

But why the hell is K Michelle sitting up there with that fake red hair and that animal print on? Looking like a Cheetah on it's period! I mean come one Kimberly! Anyway, K. Michelle tells Tara that she needs to talk with Amina and Peter! But she tells her to dress prepared to fight, with Timberland boots, Vaseline on her face. A gun in a holster, a freshly sharpened knife, a harpoon, a spear, a blow gun, some matches. A lantern, sand and salt mixture to throw into her eyes! 6 ninja stars, hollow point bullets, a syringe full of AIDS, a metal detector, a shovel, a cross bow and, don't forget to put her hair up! Okay maybe not all of that list!

Thanks Kimberly for giving a single mother street fighting advice! You must have made the hood rat Honor role. You must be the first in your family to get 4 point G.P HOE in bad advice! You fucking Ghetto Gagger Graduate! I just, I mean seriously. Why is she on the New York version again?


So, now we are at Daddy's House Studios in Midtown New York City.

With Rich Dollaz and Wyclef Jean of the Fugees! He's the one who stole that money from Haiti! Anyway, Rich lets Wyclef know that he'll suck em till his sack collapses, if he waits and says hi to Erica Mena when she shows up!

And right before Wyclef can turn to Rich, cuss him out, and smack him for offering his throat. Erica the weasel pops up. Wyclef plays it cool, air kisses with Erica, and runs out holding his ass!

Erica sits her loose booty down. And Rich turns on a flop record! Not a pop record, but flop record. Erica Mena's newest failure song, and these two believe that its a guaranteed hit! Yes! A hit record, they just forgot the "S" because it's a shit record!

I think that Erica Mena and Rich Dollaz are right! They think that this song, Dancing All Over the World, is about to be a big hit! Yeah, it will be a big hit, in recycling bins everywhere! That shit better be biodegradable!

So, Rich gives Erica the news that he dumped Peter for her! Then Rich tells his flop star girl friend to come sit on his lap, like he's Santa Claus or some shit! So, she sits down, and he looks her in the eyes and says, "Ho Ho Ho!" Then pulls her top down! Nah I'm shitting you! She sits on his lap, and they begin kissing! Too bad psycho Cyn didn't walk in!

She would've stomped Rich Dollaz flatter than her EBT card! Excuse me! her W.I.C. card. Women Infants and Chipotle!

Rich is so disrespectful and thinks so little of Cyn. That he claims ownership to Erica, says that she'll always be his sex slave, then processed to motor boat her! Yes! He stuck his waffle colored face into Erica's fake, funky press on breasts!
Now that's a brave man. I'd be scared to lose my face in there!


Moving along! Now, Amina and Peter are at Platinum Sound Studios, in Midtown New York City! They're lisitng to a terrible song titled "The Pankey's". And I'm watching this shit, thinking to myself that The Pankey's sounds like a gang that Camron would have been in 10 years ago!

But this shit wasn't a throw back record. It's a throw out record! At what point of making The Pankeys did these fools think that this sounded even remotely good?
The crazy thing about it is, Peter was the man in the 90's! He sold over a million copies on his first single, was nominated for a Grammy, ghost wrote music for Shaq and even did a song with Mariah Carey! And now he's sleeping on couches. Washing peoples car windows at red lights. Scratching for crack, and slinging dick for a place stay!

Anyways, Tara pops up,  and let's Amina know, that she has in fact been sleeping with Peter. And in her words, she sits on it whenever she wants! And when she told him to come eat her corn and make her butter melt! I mean, eat her pussy and make her cum, he definitely did so!

And she even told Amina that Peter's head game is on point! How on point you ask? She told Amina, that Peter can suck a beach ball, through a coffee straw! I don't know what that means, but it drove Amina crazy!


My boo Amina starts crying and carrying on! And her crying voice scared the hell out of me! She sounded like an ape giving birth! I mean, the sound that she was making was high pitched and disturbing! One part of me said, "damn, if I was there, I'd hold her so tight! Amina is such a nice girl and she doesn't deserve this treatment from anyone!". And the other part of me said, "somebody tell this bitch to shut the fuck up!"

Peter attempts to sweep the infidelity under the rug by stating that "Tara is going through a lot"!  I guess that's the best excuse that he could come up with!

The best part of the scene though, is that Tara is making sure that we all know that she just doesn't care at all what so ever about Amina's feelings. And I'm thinking, does Tara not realize, or not care that her sons have to go to school and have them bad kids picking at them about their mother slapping people, committing adultery, and letting homeless men go raw and skeet inside of her? On T.V.!

They'll never live this down! 

And the funny thing about it all. Is that just a few weeks ago, Tara was cutting Peters stuff up with a pair of scissors. Holding the open scissors by the blade! Now she is acting so high and mighty. Don't worry Tara, AKA idiot #1, your trashy ass will be crying on TV. again in no time. So have fun laughing at my sweet little Butterfly for now!

Amina is highly upset and she claims to want to leave Peter over his infidelity!
And when I say leave, I mean out of the room for less than a minute! Amina leaves out of the room. And then, ends up coming right back! After she put some Visine in her eyes, to make it stream down her face so that she'd have some fake tears! No, I'm, kidding! She was crying for real!

Amina is such a nice lady, that she asks Tara to let her talk to her husband. She could have told Tara to get out of the room considering she just admitted to sitting on his mouth! But Amina is too nice for all of that. And as polite as she was to Tara, Tara says sure. Then picks up her pocket book and as she is walking out of the door she says, "maybe someday I'll stop fucking your husband!"

Now, what kind if mother of two young boys, who is a professional in the work place says stuff like that? It's not like Amina is some foul bitch or anything. She is a super nice person. I'm talking Kindergarten teacher nice! I'm talking willing to breast feed a strangers baby nice! I'm talking so nice that she'd give a homeless man a hand job just to make his day better, and lick her fingers clean nice! Okay, maybe not that nice!


Anyway. after some yelling back and forth, and Peter trying to psychology screw with Amina's brain as usual. She leaves in a huff! Such a huff, that she hits herself in the back with the door! I am very concerned with Amina's saftey and well being! No, not because of doors attacking her! Because of her sweating issue! Remember that other episode where she was wearing that grey dress, and her arm pits and back were soaked with stinky sweat? Well in this scene her arm pits were so wet, she must smell like an African cab driver! Wait, she is half African!



Moving along, now were in the studio with the oldest and flattest ass on the show! J Dinero!  And she's pretending to rap at Quad Recording Studio in Midtown NYC. I'm convinced that she's not a rapper, but a therapist that the show hired to consult Ms. clueless, formally know as Yandy Smith!
Because whenever we see her, the conversation seems to be less about music and more about dating drug dealers who are in locked up and never getting out!

So, Yandy shows up to this fake studio session to ask J. Dinero about what she thinks will happen with Mendecees, rhymes with feces! J Dinero lets Yandy know that Mendecees is never coming out! And if he did, he's suffer from TBS. Tunnel Butt Syndrome.

No but seriously, why the hell does this J Dinero trick have such a little forehead! I am offended by the miniscule size of her fucking forehead! It's not right! Proportions bitch! A normal forehead is like 30% of a face! NOT TEN!

She looks like if I pet her, her whole head would come off.
And then to make it even worse. Cat head, is covered with wrinkles.
Yes, a million wrinkles on that little ass head! Looking like a little note pad!
Eww, she gives me gas!

Anyway, J. Dinero let's Yandy know, that Mendecess being released is like Chris Bosh's sexuality, he'll never come out! So, she better invest in a really good dildo!


Now Erica Mena is visiting Rich Dollaz at his apartment. And Erica is still acting thirsty about Rich and dick in general! Erica tells Rich that she stopped by to say hello to his door man. Rich tells her that he wouldn't be surprised! LMAO! That's when you know, that you're a whore! Your ex boyfriend's all like, yeah, you wanna fuck the doorman too! LMAO! What a slut! Oh well, at least she's extra pretty!

So, Erica lets Rich know that he needs to stop playing games, and let her know whether or not he is going to take her back! She implies that she is just with Cyn Satana until Rich gives her all of his money! I mean heart!

Now, Rich would love to have a threesome, but J Dinero has more forehead than Rich has game! So, Erica lets him know in so many words, that if he steps up and gives her a title, such as girlfriend, she will break up with Cynthia! And get back with him. But Rich is playing hard to get for now.


Now we have to take a quick visit to Johns Pizzeria in Jersey City New Jersey.
Joe Budden's ex crack feen momma! Faye, Is celebrating 25 years of being clean from that crack! Yep! Joe Budden's momma, Faye, was sucking that glass dick! Yup! Joe Buddens mama used to be pookeisha!


I just wanna know why she has her hair in them braids! Her hair is breaking like the inside of Mendecess ass right now!

Anyway, Joe Budden pops up out of thin hair, I mean thin air! Looking like a gay soldier this time! He has on his tight little pink camouflaged hoodie. Honey! *snaps*  Yaaas! He looked like a man, at war, with his sexuality! Don't ask don't tell Budden!

Joe is like every girls gay friend who hasn't come out of the closet yet! It's like we all know about the pink elephant in the room. But Tahiry has been a loyal beard for years! And I have a feeling that Joe has that Detox dick! Never gonna come out! [DR. DRE VOICE] HELL NO!

Anyway, Joe and his mother got down on their knees and kissed Tahiry's big sloppy, hanging ass and tried to get her to come back to Sammy Suspect, I mean Joe Budden! The man the rap world has been calling gay since 2003! Don't ask what his one hit song, "Pump It Up" was really about! Anyway, just like Rich with Erica, Tahiry is playing hard to get for now. But we know that wont last long!

So, now were at Mellisme in Flatoiron NYC Yandy, K. Michelle and Tara are celebrating Tara's birthday! She's about 36 years old on paper, with a 56 year old turkey neck.

And this scene looks like it should be a show on B.E.T.! A show titled, "white women here I cum!" Now before you crazy black women attack me, let me explain why I say this! We have Yandy here, who has a man in jail getting the innards of his ass beat like pancake batter.

K. Michelle who is a violent, fake red headed, pseudo psychologist who can't keep her hands nor her flowers to herself. Yet can tell everyone else what they need to do with their lives! And then we have Tara! A nearly 40 year old harlot, addicted to adultery, pill popping, and a scissor stabbing psychopath to boot!
So yeah, I'm gonna marry an Asian women!

Tara is bragging to the girls about how she has been committing adultery with Peter. And even K. Michelle with her old busted baseball glove looking pussy having self is disgusted!

K Michelle made Tara swear on crackers, cheese, grape koolaid and her plan b pill stock pile that she was done sleeping with Peter. And Tara replied by saying, "yeah bitch, sure, whateva!" We all know that the only time that Tara closes her legs around Peter is when she wraps them around his neck! Or his waist!

Anyway! Come to find out, Yandy Smith is in pre production for a film. And she wants Tara to come and audition for a part in the movie! And if the role is a struggling no name actress, that no one cares about, that's almost 40 years old, an adulterer, emergency contraceptive addict, with a filthy ex boyfriend of 13 wasted years, that climbs through her window, like Bruh Man from the 5th flo (floor) that sleeps on her couch then yeah! She'll be perfect for the movie!

In our next scene, Erica goes to Phillipe Chow in Midtown New York City. AlBee, Erica's completely straight friend is there to give her some much needed advice. Wait a minute! Did I say that AlBee is straight? I meant to say flaming! I'm talking on fire like a faulty wire. I mean, he's so gay he makes himself feel uncomfortable.

Erica is crying to this gay dude extra hard. And the vein in her head almost ejaculates everywhere! Seriously! Her forehead was about to skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet mother fucker! This crazy woman has been crying a lot lately. She just can't do right. She's just a fuck up! Pick a bridge Erica! You know you want to.

Long story short, he told this idiot that she is doing stupid stuff to put her self in a shaky situation. And Cyn might end up on Snapped after offing Erica and Rich!
I totally agree AlBee! She sure is an idiot!


In our final scene, we are at Bikram Yoga New York City, on the Upper Westside of New York City! Peter the pussy eater is standing out there in the cold, holding flowers. And Amina Buddafly pops up! Ready to go do some Yoga!

Peter once again attempts to manipulate the mind of my sweet little Amina. And she let him know that she isn't having that. And  that she wants him to wear his cheap ring, stay away from Tara and and let her eat, I mean meet the children! And you know what they say, a Vampire can never enter your home unless you invite them in! And Tara's rules were, no vampires in her house or around her children! So, unless Tara changes her mind, that may never happen.

The best part of this scene is Amina's boobs in that little green shirt! I had to point that out! Anyway, Amina, if you're gonna be with a bum who sleeps on couches, divorce Peter and marry me! I don't cheat and, I rub feet!

Well, that was pretty much it for this episode! If I offended you, then good! I'm usually more offensive. I'll try harder next time!

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