Big Brother 16 | BB16 | Cast first impressions | initial thoughts | assessments | & opinions before first episode!
(I wrote the following, and posted the video on the day that the show aired! {Wednesday, June 25, 2014} I watched 2 interviews online and I read the casts brief biographies on the CBS website. After that, I typed up a long version and a short version. I never posted either! Here is the short version of what I initially thought about the 16 cast members! I posted the video the night of the first show which is above this text.
Here is a list of the cast members as well as their ages.
Amber Bozorta, 26 years old - Brittany Martinez, 29 years old Caleb Reynolds, 26 years old - Christine Brecht, 23 years old Cody Calafiore, 23 years old - Derrick Levasseur, 30 years old Devin Shepard, 26 years old - Donny Thompson, 42 years old Frankie Grande, 31 years old - Hayden Voss, 21 years old Jocasta Odom, 33 years old - Joey Van Pelt, 27 years old
Nicole Franzel, 21 years old - Paola Shea, 27 years old Victoria Rafaeli, 22 years old - Zach Rance, 23 years old
So the show airs tonight, Wednesday, June 25, 2014 at 8pm EST!
Pretty much what I am going to do here is briefly assess everyone. And then, I'm gonna give everyone a nick name that I think describes them. From my perspective.
Amber
Despite claiming to not be a good liar, I think that she is great at hiding things. She has some secrets that she plans to not tell. I just hope that she's not really a man! Anyway I think that she wants to be a famous, recognized and praised star, but wont admit to it. For whatever reason.
She's very athletic and I think that she's gonna enjoy beating the men at the competitions.
She said that she wants to set an all female alliance up early. I'm predicting on the first show. And she said that a girl needs to win, and she's used to winning. But I can see the women being intimidated by her, because she just might beat Janelle in most competitions won by a female in a single season!
She wants to host on ESPN and she is a total female jock. And I can't wait to see if she knows who Devin is. She probably does. Wont surprise me if she experiences love at first site when meeting Devin. I know that he is going to love her. They're gonna be like Jay z and Beyonce!
She appears to be a genuine, what you see is what get type of person. And, she may be too good to be true! She appears to be a bright girl who is also very pleasing to the eye, she reminds me of Beyonce. Or Romana Valerie Alb!
Anyway, I'm predicting that she is gonna fall in love with Devin when he wont shut up about his daughter. I mean she really means the world to him.
As far as challenges go, I can totally see Amber being like Janelle Pierzina and Rachel Reilly. The guys are not gonna wanna compete with her! She probably beat up boys and broke their arms while arm wrestling with them as a little girl. Then laughed at them as they ran home crying to their mommy!
In addition to being a very athletic lady, I bet she's a freak! I just know that she has naked pictures somewhere! Shes totally the type to let a guy tape it. I bet she's a 50 shades of gray fan and has dressed up as a dominatrix, not just for Halloween either! And bet her stuff is so good that scores of men have proposed to her. Even after the first night!
It wouldn't shock me if she gets down at some point on the show. Or is at least very tempted to.
My nicknames for Amber are Rachelle Pierzina, which is of course a combination of Rachelle Reilly and Janelle Pierzina, and I gave her that name for athletic abilities in the competitions. My other nick name is heart breaker because the men are gonna go ga ga over her!
Brittany
Brittany is an event coordinator who does promotional work for patron, which is an alcohol. Which makes it seem like she parties at work all of the time. And she looks like a party girl. In fact, she was recruited for the show while she was out getting a drink. I think she wants to be famous. And will do annoying things to get attention. I don't trust her and think she will turn her back on her alliance in a second. wouldn't be surprised if shes friends with Grodner.
I am not too fond of her as of now. Maybe I will like her more after watching her on TV. I don't hate her but I definitely don't love her either. She's is in the middle to me so far. I think she gonna love Frankie and Joey, they both have that gay, over the top attention seeking look to them. And she gives me the Adult Film Star vibe. Not sure of she did some amateur stuff in past, but she just gives off that energy.
I think she'll do okay in the challenges. But I don't see her winning too much and don't see her winning the show. I think that people aren't gonna like her very much.
My nickname for Brittany is Skank!
Caleb
Caleb is so dumb that he looks like it hurts to think. He says he's a bigger fan of Duck Dynasty than Big Brother. I think he's gonna love and relate to Donny Thompson. However, Donny is seemingly a much nicer person that Caleb is. So if Donny see's Caleb's dark side, Donny might stray away from him. Which would be a smart thing to do.
Caleb is a player when it comes to the women. So he'll probably try to, "hook up" with some of the girls at some point. But if these women have a little bit of sense and intuition, they will stay away from Caleb. He come across as being an overly aggressive, very pushy, control freak type with a God Complex. I get the total serial killer vibe from him. He actually reminds me a lot of Justin from Season 2. The guy who put the knife to Krista's neck.
Wouldn't be surprised if he's a rapist either! He acts like an alpha male on steroids. And I wouldn't be surprised if he had an ex girlfriend, ahem, disappear. And then got away with it.
My nickname for Caleb is, Caveman.
(Disclaimer: I am not accusing the clown of anything. Just merely stating that I think that he'd possibly do some heinous things.)
Christine
Christine is a a 23 year old nerd who looks ten years older than what she is. She comes across as a master manipulator who practices in the mirror. She is the type of person to get on your good side just to use you for her own selfish desires.
She appears to embrace her nerdiness! Like as if she's adopted the philosophy of, "Since I'm ugly, I'll make the world love me". But I think that deep down inside, she doesn't give a hoot about other people and is in it for herself. She appears to be a down low villain. A villain with high self esteem.
I think that she is a phony person who tells people what she thinks that they want to hear.
I'm betting that she is gonna lose at the competitions. She might win at a puzzle, question and answers game, or a memory game. But as far as physical competitions go. I can see her not being very good at them.
She says that she is gonna miss her husband, but I think she's gonna miss her vibrator much more. I wouldn't be surprised if she is doing this show to win money so that she can divorce him and move on with some male model or something.
I think she tries way too hard to be cool. And appears to have a fake, artificial personality. And she's gonna cry so hard when she has her big break down.
My nick name for Christine is snake in the grass!
Cody
Cody is a salesmen, that works for an entertainment company. He seems dumb, boring, not smart at all! But since he is in great shape, the women will love him! I think he was put there for female ratings. And he's pretty irrelevant! He's the Dominic of this seasons! And I smell BS. when I hear him speak. He's one of my least favorites.
My nick name for Cody is, Mr. Irrelevant.
Derrick
Derrick is a Police Sargent, who wont tell house about his true occupation. He's a professional liar, literally! I hope people don't believe him when he tells a lie about his job! He appears to be bossy, and gives himself too much credit. I wanna see if he will align with Christine, if not they may go after each other. If they combine with Caleb they can be like a super villain team.
I wouldn't be surprised to see him go first. The women wont wanna look at him. He looks like a pig! Not because he's a cop either!
My nick name for Derrick is PIG!
Devin
Devin is a retired baseball player from the St Louis Cardinals and now he works for Harley Davidson, as a Motor Cycles Sales Manager. He has a gay twang to him, had to say that! He says that he's not looking for a showmance, but when he sees amber, that will change.
I think he's too muscular to compete in certain competitions. And his big smile is annoying.
My nickname for Derrick is Shrek. Aka Kurt Cobain. Because his mind is all over the place!
(If you listen to my video from the night the show aired. I kept calling Devin, "David", because he's so irrelevant and forgettable that I honestly butchered his name! Oh well, at least I got the D right and they both two syllables!)
Donny
Donny is a schools groundskeeper, who grew his huge, ugly beard in 8 months! How is that even possible! Anyway! He appears to be a stingy, selfish, self centered twit,who says that he's gonna attempt to manipulate people by making them like him. Hes a schemer, and his annoying personality and jokes will get tiring quickly. And he thinks he is more interesting he is. He may not be as dumb as Devin, but he's still dumb. His personality is bland, and to make it worse, he wears a costume! A silly beard and a hunters t-shirt!This idiot looks like Duck Dynasty reject
My nick name for Donny is, Duck, as in Duck Dynasty
Frankie
Frankie is a YouTube personality, social media personality and an actor. He plans to not tell anyone about famous sister, Pop star and Nickelodeon actress, Ariana Grande! I bet they will figure it out by the second night, probably the first. He's an annoying gay stereotype. I think he will try to be like Brittany Haynes in the diary room, in his videos. Like, a pseudo intellectual and poor comedian. Anyway! He's not going to win, he doesn't have a chance in hell. Frankie and Caleb need to go first.
My nickname for Frankie is Rainbow Dull. Because his hair is colorful and his personality is not.
Hayden
Hayden is pedicab driver who looks and talks like a stoner. He's the mccrae of this season, and Victoria just may be his Amanda. A failed relationship with a fake Jew waiting to happen! as a marathoner, he should do very well in endurance competitions. He appears to be a swindler, who will do anything to win. He appears to be cocky, delusional and will fail miserably at mental challenges
Since he appears to be a stoner. My nickname for Hayden is Sir Smokes A Lot
Jacosta
Jacosta is a minister who wears bow ties. She is the oldest woman in the house and will lose at competitions and will struggle at the game in general. Just like casting wants her to do. She's a super fan, and she wants a female alliance! Yeah, another female calling for a female alliance? Thanks production for planting this seed with the women. You're gonna ruin the show. I just wanna know whether or not that bow tie squirts water. She has almost no eyebrows and looks like a clown. She has an annoying voice and will lose miserably, they don't want anyone brown having a chance of winning this show. They will view her as being a bible thumper, guaranteed.
My nick name for Jacosta is Bible Thumper aka Bible Biter.
Joey
Joey is a make up artist, with the name of a man. She gets along famously well with women and gays and is adamant about not being a lesbian herself. But I am sure that she is mistaken for one all of the time. She reminds me of Lydia from season 10. I think she is a little bit psycho, so I wanna see how fellow psycho Christine will mesh with her. Seeing that Christine is a nerd and Joey is an artsy fartsy person, they should get along well.
I can see Joey being prejudiced and saying stupid things and trying to take them back after she said them.
My nick name for Joey is Lickity Split. Because of her possibly being a lesbian in the making.
Nicole
Nicole is a nurse and a huge Big Brother fan! And when I say a huge fan, I mean that she makes shirts in support of her favorite contestants and alliances. She claims that girls don't like her, and I think that's because she is genuine, for the most part. not perfect, but for the most part genuine and true to who she really is.
She loves Ian from Big Brother 14, so he'll be on the show at some point in the season. (Or at least I think they will bring him back so they can meet) I can see her being a softey and a cry baby, crying with Joey. I am willing to bet money that she sleeps with stuffed animals and she probably feeds ducks at the park. She comes across as being a tender hearted, soft and cuddly person.
I think she should be a veterinarian or a pediatrician. She has that type of vibe to her. In the game, I can unfortunately see her being someone who will be easily influenced by other players and used as a pawn. Nicole has no chance of winning, and should have come to the show possibly when she turns 25, which is in 4 years. I don't think she ready just yet!
My nickname for Nicole is EVOO,! Because I think she might still be a virgin.
Paola
Paola is a DJ from new York, who was born in Connecticut. She's a big breasted Asian woman, and a female DJ, and a Video Game lover, who modeled in Maxim Magazine! So, why she isn't my wife? (Just kidding!) Anyway, she wants a final 4 alliance, named, "El Quattro" which means, "the 4" in Spanish. I can see her and Victoria not liking each other already!
She appears to be very likable, a party starter and a go getter. I think she has the potential of at least making it to the jury. But her personality will keep her from winning the show. I think that she can argue so good she might provoke someone to psychically attack her. She has a mouth on her in more than way i can tell!
My nick name for her is Fire Ball. Shes a little tea spoon of fire!
Victoria
Victoria is a 22 year old who looks like shes 32, and she is a photography business owner. She has a Psychotic look in her eyes, and says she doesn't get along with women too well. She says women are jealous and catty, however, I think it might be her. And Paolo interacting with her along with Nicole, is the one of the things that I cant wait to see play out this season. I think she is gonna like Caleb. She seems like a high maintenance brat!
She comes across as being an immature, bossy little brat that has some growing up to do. She reminds me of Ginamarie, but in a rich version of Ginamarie. Were as Gina was a so called, "hood rat", Victoria is like the suburban Ginamarie. A true mean girl. and she has that cartoonisth, over the top evil vibe to her, with a big wicked witch nose to go with it! I have nicknamed her the Wicked Witch!
I wonder if witch is going to try and get with Cody or Zach!
Because Hayden just may be her McCrae! They are meant to be!
I bet you're thinking that I cant say anything nice about her? Well! She has nice hair....
extensions!
Zach
Zach, is an unemployed prick who is willing to lie, cheat steal and kill for the money. And I believe him! He's a snake, and I wonder which girls he will try to get with (if any) and if they will fall for this self professed, self admitted, con artist.
Could it be Nicole? Or Paola perhaps? Is he gonna smash and dash Victoria?
All I know is he has a love him or hate him personality. And I don't like this clown lmao!
Seeing he is unemployed, and a con artist, my nick name for Zach is the starving con artist!
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Okay, so now that I got that out of the way, I just wanted to say this!
Production is really pushing for a female to win this year, possibly to increases their female ratings and fan base. They are really really forcing this whole female alliance thing on us. And seeing that it;'s not organic, it normally wouldn't work under normal circumstances. However, this year they went and got some female hulks. I can totally see several of these women being beasts at the competitions. And the men better watch out this year. They had a gay guy last year win and now it looks like a woman is going to win this year! I just know that it wont be Victoria, the wicked witch. Or Jacosta, the Bible biter!
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