Big Brother 15 - BB15 - Judd the THUD - Retarded? - Initial and final thought!
I recently went back into my
audio notations about Season 15 of Big Brother USA. I was going to do a
review, or recap of the show, however I never posted my thoughts on the
contestants when the first episode aired. Much of what I said was
strikingly accurate. Here were my thoughts then and now about....
Judd Daugherty
Judd Daugherty is a property Appraiser from Endglewood Tennessee, claims to be a good boy around these parts, people call him "J-u-double-d party darty!"
He states that he likes to have cook outs, frog gig, fish, cook out with all of his friends.
My initial thoughts....
He sound like a drunk country bumpkin Australian.
He says that he thinks that people are going to underestimate him when he starts his schemes, and that people are going to have to look out for him.
My initial thoughts....
He comes across as being borderline mentality challenged.
In conclusion....
I did think that Judd was a bit off and still do! He just came across as being incompetent to me. Just my thoughts!
Battle rap fight over McDonald's? Math Hoffa punches rapper again. Blames hunger! Serious Jones mini coma.
The ever controversial part time rapper and part time boxer, Math Hoffa has punched yet another rapper on stage. It wasn't because of the brim of his opponents hat touching his delicate face. Nah, this wasn't like what happened years ago with Dose. This was far more serious. How serious?
In his rap battle at Summer Madness 3, Math Hoffa, knocked Serious Jones with a sucker punch and a follow up hit for of all things. Hooting like an owl! He blamed his hunger and being disorientated, and having alcohol in his system for his over the top reactions. Then attempted to garner sympathy from fans.
Math in his own words about the situation.
"It will never happen again"
"I was starving, I was so fucking hungry that my mind was just not in the right spot. After I hit Jones and he hit the floor, I hit McDonald, I ran out of there I ran down the block, I went two blocks down, I bust a left, there was a McDonald right there, I ran in the mother fucker, I dived on the counter, and I bit into a big mac and after I finished it, I was like what the fuck did I just do "
Math did not mention fries or a drink. So i am unsure of the only combo he had that day was the two punches, or if he got the full meal!
Anyway, do you think that Math overacted by using Serious Jones as a punching bag? Were his actions warranted? Should Math Hoffa be banned from battle rap forever? Should Math receive black ball from all of the battle rap companies?
Big Brother 15 BB15 related! - Season 16 - (season16) idea! WINNERS TAKE ALL! ALL STARS 2!
I was Brain storming as always! And I came up with an interesting idea!
What if Big Brother were to do an all stars part 2 for season 16 of Big Brother USA? And if they do decide to film a seecond additonal of All Stars, what if all of the contestants are the winners from the previous 15 seasons?
Do you like my idea? Who do you think would win? Who would you like to see win? Would Andy Herren dare lie to my beloved Rachel?
Let me know what you think!
side note.... Rachel looks great nude! Don't ask me how I know that!
Big Brother 15 - BB15 - Amanda Zuckerman - FAKE - RIGGED - PROOF! - Admits on LIVE FEEDS! FED LINES!
McCrae Olson said this to Amanda.
"Whatever, I don't give a shit how any of us are being edited. I'm here, I know what the fuck happened."
Amanda sharply replied.
"See, I'm fed lines!"
Of course the cameras cut off and they went to the fish tank footage with the "We'll be right back" message when she said this. Production couldn't allow her to reveal more secrets!
And if you believe that the show is a fair contest after that. I don't know what to tell you!
Big Brother 15 - BB15 - Ginamarie Zimmerman - COMMENTS- insults Elissa Slater and her 8 year old son!
In a conversation with Andy and Spencer, this is what Ginamarie had to say about Elissa and her family.
"This is what I found out. Listen to this shit. Were in the pool, Amanda, me and Elissa, talking bull shit. So, Amanda's talking about all of the fucking boyfriends, Oh I had one for 2 months and I was in love with him. Then I moved here I meant this guy, but like it didn't work out so I moved back with this guy. All over the place."
"Elissa says, that she's never been heartbroken or in a bad relationship. The only relationship to ever last was an 8 year relationship. I'm like oh, an 8 year relationship, isn't your son 8? So obviously, it's not with that fucking guy! She probably got fucking knocked up when she was like 16, I'm not gonna lie! Or something, probably 20?"
"And then she meant her husband like last year. Cause she didn't even want to tell us her anniversary. You know that right?"
"I knew she had a fucking kid, first of all that kid looks like a little a Spanish, Puerto Rican little dirt fucking. Theirs no way that fucking white guy is that...."
And yes, she really said that. Sadly Tomorrow she will be the winner of season 15. Ginamarie will more than likely take Spencer to the final two and then she will win. But hey, she has no job so, she needs the money lol. On a side note...
Now, the funny thing about this whole conversation is that Spain is in Europe and Spanish people are Caucasian. But the fake education that most Americans receive conveniently forgets to tell you about the Moors in Spain. And how we ruled over Spanish people beginning in 711. "Oh thank Heaven for 711" Uh huh! And we were conquered in 1492. And we all know what happened in 1492 when my people taught Cristobal Colon, I mean Christopher Columbus, how to get to America. If you look at where India is on a map and were America is, it is painfully apparent that they weren't going to India in the first place.
Now, If you watch the move "True Romance" or if you type in youtube, True Romance Moors, their is a scene were one of the guys tells the other guy that he has "nigger blood" in him. He schools the guy on the fact that the original Sicilians were blonde haired blue eyed people.
Until the Moors (which is what so called "black" people were called until a few hundred years ago) came to town and fucked so many Caucasian women that we changed their genetics forever!
In other words the whole Spanish people are not "white" and Italians are the "niggers' of the "white" race conversation is because of my ancestors banging Caucasian women!
So in reality, the jokes on Ginamarie. She probably has a little bit of "dirty" "black blood" in her LMAO!
Big Brother 15 - BB15 - RACISM - Elissa Slater - Candice Stewart my opinion!
Theirs been a lot of talk about the racist, "homophobic", "misogynistic" and down right nasty things that the house guest of Big Brother 15 USA have said.
But, I just wanted to take a time out to commend Queen Elissa Slater for taking a stance against such abhorrent behavior! ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!
I wish you would have won! But hey, theirs always All Stars part 2 and their are plenty of other shows that you can get your well deserved crown for winning.
Why do gay men make the smacking sound when they talk? Wise answers! Smart Questions.
I have been doing a series of articles/videos titled, "Wise Answers! Stupid Questions. But today I am posting the first Wise Answers! Smart Questions article! You have to be a somewhat perceptive persnon to notice this.
It goes over peoples heads all of the time. Gay men, making that nasty sounding, we smacking sound with their mouths with they speak.
My father exposed the reason why many moons ago. Therefore I will make the information public for all to know the answer to this mystery! Once and for all!
The truth, according my dad is.
They are "tasting" themselves.
Anyway, hope that helps and please stay tuned for more wise answers to stupid questions and more wise answers to smart questions!
George Zimmerman ARRESTED! THUG - FIGHTS father in law and threatens WIFE/FAMILY with SHOOTING!
Gangster, thug and hooligan George Zimmerman has been arrested once again!
He didn't touch his 6 year old cousins private parts this time. He didn't assault a police officer this time either. He didn't beat up a woman, he didn't shoot another minor . Nope. No unnamed dead teenagers? Nah! No speeding tickets either!
George punched his father in law in the face! Leaving him scarred (marked) according to witness, Shellie Zimmerman, his own wife! She said in her 911 call that she was shitting bricks! She was so scared that she had to call the police to detain this evil man!
I more disgusted than Sir Mix Alot watching Miley Cyrus TWERK! ANYWAY...
The violent, child killing Lolita loli finger popping, GANGSTER! Started throwing his fat around in a domestic violence situation from hell! Why? Because, that's what George does! He's always in trouble! He's Curious George!
They say that curiosity killed the cat. And George is not a pussy! He's the devil!
His soon to be ex wife, Shellie Zimmerman, is going to divorce him, and for good reason! This time the Neanderthal almost blew his wife and father in laws faces off!
According to Shellie. George punched her daddy in the nose! Knocking his glasses off! natched her I Pad out of her hands, (that Shellie was recording him with) slammed it to the ground, and then cut the screen with a pocket knife. But it gets worst!
While on the phone with 911 dispatchers she is heard screaming for her father
to hide because she was afraid that George was gonna go Rambo and start shooting everything moving!
Shellie went on to tell the dispatcher that it looked like her dads nose may be broken. And her father reportedly said that he felt like he was going to have a heart attack!
No word of whether or not they we wearing hooded sweat shirts! People need to realize that Gorge may have been stopping his father in law from committing a burglary! His wife may have had tea and skittles! He might have been having a flash back! CUT HIM SOME SLACK GUYS!
It looks like Shellie is not going to press charges, therefore George's fans are defending his actions by victim blaming HER! The risky youth and fucking punks always get away with turning the story around on the victims!
I doubt for some reason, that this guys story will end happily.
So, was George just standing his ground against his wife and father in law? If they were dressed in hoodies does it change anything? Do you think that his family was looking suspicious by drinking tea and eating skittles? Let me know what you think!
Eminem Berzerk review - First single - MMLP2 - Marshall Mathers LP 2 news! WORST SONG EVER!
(VEVO Offical Eminem - Berzerk video review coming!)
LINK WILL BE POSTED HERE ... ->
I announced recently that I'd be reviewing some of Eminem's new jokes, I mean music! So here are my thoughts on his terrible new song titled, "BERZERK"
Eminem's latest abortion to my ears is so bad, that he even makes fun of his own brainwashed fans in his poor excuse for "music".
I am going to quote some of his F.A.R.T. - Fraudulent Alternative to Real Talent.
In a minute, but first let me say this.
The song begins horribly and ends horribly. This is supposed to be Eminem's big come back. And with down south rap, the joke mistaken for an art form.
Where learning disabilities, speech impediments and tourette syndrome is the back bone of the sound. A veteran rapper, and one of the most commercially successful artist in the past decade bringing his A game to an industry that's been dry for so long, it's scared to take a pregnancy test! Would be beneficial for all to say the least.
So what is a has been like Eminem to do? Come back and ruin rap some more with a very poor and insulting imitation of the Veteran rap trio, the Beastie Boys.
I highly doubt that in the 80's and 90's, the three victims were imagining a Caucasian rapper coming after them 20 plus years later, and making a mockery of the art form!
Lets take a look into Marshal's paltry lyrical abilities.
"Now this shit's about to kick off, this party looks wack
Let’s take it back to straight hip-hop and start it from scratch
I’m ’bout to bloody this track up, everybody get back
That’s why my pen needs a pad cause my rhymes on the ra-hag"
The hip hop that Eminem is referring to is the lowest form of entertainment and poor excuse for "talent". The, "my pen needs a pad cause my rhymes on the ra-hag" line. Is a non rapper trying way too hard to rap. A foiled attempt at being witty. That he should be honest enough to laugh at.
As soon as the horrifically produced track came on, and I heard these first 4 bars. I wanted to ask Eminem and producer Rick Rubin for a sincere written apology for trying to kill hip hop with this tarnished silver bullet.
This is the worst come back of all time. This is worst than a Biggie Smalls Sex tape. Nope, this is worst than a Rosie O'donnell Twerk video. No no no, wait wait wait, this is worst than Shakira hopping into bed with you, starting off with a hand job and kissing, then stopping to say, "I can't do this, I touched you, and now I know that I'm gay!"
But it gets worst. He then goes on to say.
"I'm sick, I’m looking pale, well that’s my pigment
I’m going ham, ya bish, shout out to Kendrick
Let’s bring it back to that thing that’s slim, bitch!
The art of the MCing mixed with da Vinci and MC Ren
And I don’t mean Stimpy’s friend, bitch"
Those 5 bars are the worst 5 bars I have ever heard in my life! I didn't think that the first 4 could be out done, But dammit. Marshals back, Marshals wack, he's back again!
So, lets take a look at his bridge and chorus!
"Take your shoes off, let your hair down and (go berserk), all night long
Grow your beard out, just weird out and (go berserk), all night long"
"We're gonna rock this house until we knock it down
So turn the volume loud, cause it's mayhem 'til the a.m.
So baby make just like K-Fed and let yourself go, let yourself go
I say fuck it, before we kick the bucket
Life's too short to not go for broke
So everybody, everybody, (go berserk) shake your body"
And yes, if you've never heard the song before. He actually said these words. And they claim that this fool is the best rapper of all time? They really want a "white" rapper to win that bad. That they will assault the worlds intelligence. Not insult, but assault. It's a punch to the nuts, then a punch to the face to claim that Eminem is anything more than a worn out vagina of a joke!
Seriously! Mike Tyson jack hammering the asshole of a tightly bound midget, would produce better audio than this song. But it gets worse.
The 2nd attack, I mean verse goes!
"Guess it's just the way that I'm dressed, ain't it?
Khakis pressed, Nike shoes crispy and fresh laced
So I guess it ain't
That aftershave or cologne that made them just
faint
Plus I just showed up with a coat fresher than wet paint"
Now, you might think to yourself that the line about a coat being fresher than wet paint was a good line. However, if you look up a video on youtube, where Loaded Lux (a superior rapper) appeared on the radio show, "The Breakfast Club" in 2012, he used that line and worded it better. Sorry Em, you're just a fucking failure.
"So if love is a chess game, checkmate
But girl your body's banging, jump me in, bang. Bang bang!
Yessiree Bob I was thinking the same thing.
So come get on this Kid’s rock, baw-wit-da-baw dang dang
P-p-p pow pow chicka chicka wow wow
Catch a cab, I wanna go down b-b-bow bow
Slow it down, throw in the towel, t-t-towel toww
Dumb it down, I don’t know how (huh huh) how how
At least I know that I don't know
Question is are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid
Hope so, now ho"
Once again, these are his real song lyrics. They're so bad that I have no further comment for that verse. But the Messiah of school shooters and forehead palmers. Goes even lower than Kevin Federline jabs in his third verse.
"They say that love is powerful as cough syrup and Styrofoam
All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that Monte Carlo
With the ugly Kardashian—Lamar, oh sorry yo
we done both set the bar low"
Styrofoam and cough syrup? The ugly Kardashian? And yes, you set the bar low for lyrics. You're bringing lyricism to a new level! A new level of lowness.
Katie Couric has better rhymes than this fool! Pop Princess Justin Beiber is a better rapper than Eminem is! Miley Cyrus would ETHER Eminem in a rap battle!
But his torture keeps going.
"Bars hard, drugs hard thought that's the past
But I done did enough codeine to knock Future into tomorrow"
I mean, for real? And this is the best rapper in the world?
"Oh, Marshall Mathers shouldn’t everybody know
Get the bar soap lathered, Kangols and Carhartt, these Cargos"
Is that shit even English?
"Word, w-word man you heard, but don’t be discouraged girl
This is your jam, unless you got toe jam"
Holy fuck! This is the worst material I have ever heard! The way he ended this song, he should have simultaneously ended his career. He is the worst rapper of all time! This song is proof!
There's only only one thing that Eminem's music is good for is torturing prisoners at Guantanamo Bay!
I don't know which is a worst case scenario. If Kate Upton were to get plastic surgery to look like Flava Flav or this song! Come to think of it!
Nothing and I mean nothing tops Eminem's music in complete Earth shattering bad news. Nuclear warfare on your soil is better news than Eminem dropping a new single. Theirs only one place that this song should be is smeared on tissue, and stuck to a rats foot in the sewer!
My advice for improvement in Marshals chosen career?
You should have taken a tip from your black daddy, Dr. Gay! I mean Dr. Dre, and had Jay z (a real rapper) write your song for you. As much as I don't like 99 Problems by Jay z, it's done in the same vain as this record, but done so much better! Eminem stays losing!
RETIRE NOW! Friday by Rebecca Black is a classic compared to this pure bull shit! Berzerk by Eminem, first single from the Marshal Mathers LP2 is the worst song of all time! Audio is terrible. Video review coming! I'm sure it will be better. I mean a positive AIDS test is better news than this song!
HELLS KITCHEN WINNER! - Janell Witt - FIRED over coke! COCAINE test FAIL!
Janel Witt, Hells Kitchen Season 11 winner and master chef, received the old cunt punt from Caesars Palace, for failing her drug test!
Her cooking skills, intelligence, poise and ability to run a kitchen without buckling under intense pressures made the 31 year old an instant stand out on the hit FOX network show.
It was no surprise to viewers when she was chosen over the 19 other contestants.
However, when it was time for her to take her drug test for Cesare's Palace to begin her employment at Gordon Ramsay Pub & Grill, her test came back positive for cocaine!
The good news about it is, not only will she be able to keep the $250,000 prize, Gordan Ramsey still wants to hire Witt as his head chef!
Hopefully the Cocaine cowgirl will get her shit together. I am still rooting for you Janell!
So, were you surprised to find out about Janell having the sniffles?
Does Janell Witt strike you as being a coke head?
Let me know what you think!
EDITED!
Janelle posted several messages to her twitter account (view below.)
Now, if you are an ignorant person who can be easily fooled. You will say to yourself. "See, I knew my girl Ja'Nel wasn't on drugs!" However, if you look at the wording, she did not confirm nor deny!
Head of Household, Elissa Slater had a conversation with Ginamarie Zimmerman about Big Brother house guests being on drugs. Below are some of Ginamaries comments.
"Amanda has said she had a coke problem. Okay, then she takes the Adderall stuff"
Elisa adds, "Which is synthetic heroin."
GinaMarie continues.
"And then um, Aaryns like. oh well she takes too much! She takes too much and she can't fall asleep. Now she takes Xanax to balance it"
"I'm like, I don't know what you guys take. Or what you're doing but like, this shit is out of my league. Like, I don't know how you guys are not on it. you're psycho already. imagine if they weren't on medication. That's why I thought Jessie was a little flippy. I was like is she on something? Or not taking something? Like she ran out of her 30 day supply!"
So, do you think that Ginmarie was out of line for outing Amanda, the Adderall Angel? Do you think that Amanda acts like a coke head or an Adderall acrobat? Would you powder your nose with Amanda's?
Big Brother 15 - BB15 - Helen Kim - foot tapped - jumps - forfeits rigged competition!
Even more proof to fans of the hit CBS reality TV. show, "Big Brother15"
that the show may be rigged has surfaced! Helen Kim, was caught on camera
throwing away her chance to gain entry back into the Big Brother house for a second chance at winning the $500,000 prize!
A video, as well as pictures of her forfeiting the competition have been posted all over the internet, reigniting the fires of controversy surrounding the show once again.
During the competition, Helen taps the wall behind her, as if to say "I'm jumping now". A hand appears near her feet, as if she was signaled by someone (possibly in production) with a tap to her right foot. She looks down, moves her right foot forward slightly, tap the wall behind her with her left hand a second time, as if to let them know that she got the okay from them, then just jumped, without losing her footing!
She may have been payed to do so. Fans believe that the game is being rigged, for Witch Amanda Joy Zuckerman to win and Helen was portrayed to viewers as being the only person in the game with the social networking abilities and communication skills, to manipulate the other house guest to do her bidding. If she were to regain entry back into the house, it would leave Amanda with almost no way to win the game.
After viewing the video, I'd have to say that yes, in my opinion, the show is rigged. And now that Amanda has finally won a competition (week 9 Power of Veto!) She will be safe from being backdoored by Elissa Slater. And McCrae Olson will have the veto used on him, and wont be eliminated.
Bye Bye Andy! You deserve to be voted out!
So, do you think that the game is rigged for Amanda? Do you believe that Helen threw the competition for her? Do you believe that Helen got paid on the down low to benefit any of the other players at all?
Big Brother 15 BB15 - Amanda Joy Zuckerman - Cheating? - Works, "in production"?
Spencer says that Andy has gone to the diary room a lot on Wednesday, August 21.
Amanda replies, "That’s because they are portraying him as the swing vote!”
Amanda then laughs and goes on to say, “I’m also in production!”
Normally I would write something like this off as a mere joke. However! With all of the controversy over that facebook letter in July from an alleged, "insider".
Who claimed that Amanda is in cahoots with the Executive Proudcer of Big Brother, Allison Grodner. It may be more than a joke, and an actual confession!
Amanda has also appeared on another CBS show in the past titled, Big Shot Live! Which could also be another helpful tip!
Do you think that Amanda is really in production? Does this add more fuel to the fire when it comes to the rigging rumors?
Big Brother 15 BB15 - Aaryn Gries almost dies! - She drinks nail polish remover! - Suicide attempt?
More proof that Karma exists! Big Brother 15 USA gave fans a cast that has produce more controversy than smart game play. Many viewers have wanted to quit the show all together. Even season 4 Winner Jun Song stated that she is done with watching season 15!
However, their are moments that are so entertaining, so ironic, so interesting that they make this sub par season worth tuning into!
First, contestant Amanda Joy Zuckerman, made fun of mixed contestant Candice Stewart, for her complexion and race. However she lost a Veto competition which caused her to be punished by enduring so many tanning sessions that she walked around for 2 days with darker skin than Candice!
Well, Karma is back! Aaryn Elizabeth Gries stunned live feed viewers, Wednesday August 21, 2013 when she "accidentally" drank nail polish remover!
This was of course life kicking her ass for her racist comments disguised as jokes about Korean house guest Helen Kim, doing finger nails for a living.
Aaryn claims that she thought that she was grabbing her water bottle. Despite a water bottle being shaped differently. And the fumes that the nail polish chemicals produce. She quickly jumped up and ran to the Head of Household bathroom to clean her mouth out. She appears to be fine for now.
One thing is for sure, Aaryn will have loads of stories to tell her grand kids.
"Hey Grandma, ever been on TV?"
"Well. yes I have. In 2013 I acted like a KKK member and harassed a mixed girl. You'd think that I came straight out of Paula Deen's womb, from the seed of Adolf Hitler.! And then their was that Asian chick! Oh, I had some good zingers about Asians! I even made fun of them doing nails for a living. Until I drank a good mouth full of nail polish remover! NO HAPPY ENDING FOR ME!"
Do you think that Aaryn was trying to commit suicide? Will the Big Brother curse continue to storm the house? And take out someones mother for making fun of Candice being adopted, by calling her the "black orphan girl"? Was it just coincidence that Aaryn made fun of politician Helen Kim, by claiming that she was a nail polisher for a living, yet just weeks later, she has a Nail Party with Helen and drinks the Kool Aid, I mean nail polish remover?
Lady GaGa has released a really terrible sounding new song titled Applause. The first single from her new album titled, Art Pop, is a sign that her music is continuing to go down hill! Should I do a review of her album when it is released? Let me know what you think!
Has been rapper Eminem will be crying about his mother again!
The release of his 8th therapy session is scheduled for a 2013 release.
Should I do a review for this album? He hasn't put out much good music for about 10 years now! Let me know what you think!
PROOF GEORGE ZIMMERMAN IS "WHITE"! You can't deny it anymore! Documents and more! Wise answers! Stupid Questions.
I've heard so many Caucasian people ask this extremely stupid question.
Why did the media keep referring to George Zimmerman as a "White Hispanic".
Isn't he a Spanish person? Is another dumb question that I see the not so bright people in America asking.
I'd think that with all of that alleged high Intelligence Quotient that people are supposed to be working with, they'd know that Hispanic isn't a race!
I find it so ironic that people kept asking questions like. "Why do they keep bringing up race?"
"Why is it all about race?" I know that this is a sensitive subject for racist Caucasian people because.
Hispanics are the bastard children of Caucasians that they never want to claim. They speak Spanish, and Spain is in Europe. However it seems as if most European American's do not want to accept them.
These same crazy Caucasian people ignore the fact that media kept calling Trayvon Martin, "Black". One would be led to believe that the teenagers "race" did not come up at all in news casts, publications, etc. When in all actuality, both "races" were a central issue.
Why?
Because the news story was about the possibility of racial profiling on the part of a murderer with a violent, crime filled past. Named George Zimmerman.
But this is not about George Zimmerman fighting with police officers. Or beating up women. Or his
DNA being found underneath Trayvons sweat shirt. Which makes perfect sense considering that he profiled the minor. And, Curious George probably stopped and frisked Trayvon Martin and that's how his DNA got there. This also is not about him finger fucking his cousin, beginning at the age of 6 and how the abuse continued on and on for many years! Hell, it's not even about his 2.0 Grade Point Average! Nope, not even about his wife committing perjury!
I came here today to finally shut the mouth of every Caucasian person, who considers him or herself to be so called, "white" up, about whether or not George Zimmerman is one of them!
When George Zimmeman's brother. Who is a criminal as well, was arrested for a DWI.
As you can see below. According to Old Drunk Bastard's police report he has a "W" listed under the race section. And as much as you lying pieces of shit would love for that W to stand for "wetback", it stands for "white"! Stop denying this Caucasoid his heritage! He's "white" just like you!
But his mother is a Peruvian you say? Well, then, that makes Barack Obama a "white" man.
Because his mother is "white".
Now shut the fuck up!
Still not convinced that people with a Germanic last name like "Zimmerman" are "white" boys?
Okay. Remember when George Zimmerman was let go after murdering a child? And he was driving down the street armed and dangerous, and the police pulled him over for endangering lives by speeding? The police officer called it in and said, "white male, last name Zimmerman".
Cop says so about 38 seconds into the dash cam video below! (Courtesy of ABC News)
Now why would he say that? If he is lying on camera as you claim that he is, why is that officer not in trouble? Because, Zimmerman is one of you! LMAO!
In conclusion. The next time someones asks a dumb question about what this guy is. Show them this! If you don't like it, then tell the law that the Zimmermans are not "white" people. LMAO! See how that goes for you! LOL!
EDITED!
I'll also throw page 2 of 4 of George Zimmerman's police report in there! I highlighted where it says that Trayvon Benjamin Martin was a "B/M" or a "Black" male. and It has George Micheal Zimmerman as "W/M" or "White" male!
So the next time a complete pancake, add water and stir, simple idiot begs to ask. "Why do they refer to George Zimmerman as a White man if he is a Hispanic". They will finally know that he is a "White" person, just like them! Stop denying your family!
Why I don't tell racist jokes anymore! And why you shouldn't either! MEET MAGAZINE TRUE STORIES! - "little laughs comedy club"
You can get hurt telling the wrong joke to the wrong crowd. Hell,
I'll tell you a quick story about me! And why I write a blog and make
vlog's for youtube!
One day I'm at this local coffee
shop. Minding my business and enjoying a cup of coffee. How I like my
women. Light and sweet. And I noticed that their was a flyer sitting
there on the table. And it read, "little laughs comedy club! talent
night! all are welcome! come on down and show us what you got! yes
homo!"
Now, I have heard of the saying, "no homo"
before. But this was the first time I had ever heard of, "yes homo". So,
I figured that it was a joke, considering it was a comedy club. And I
went on down there. I'll never forget that Tuesday!
I
always wanted to be famous so, I figured this performance would be my
big debut. I was extremely nervous and this would be my opportunity to
get rid of my stage fright! I had to do it!
I don't
want to bore anyone with too many details. Maybe I will tell the full
sorry later. But the gist of it is this! I had no idea that, "little
laughs comedy club" was a gay midget comedy club.
Now, I am not homophobic, or racist or sizest! But I made the biggest mistake of my life and nearly died that night!
When
I got on stage, I was so nervous that I forgot my first line. It was my
big chance, and all the little gay people were starring at me like I
was an alien or some shit. And this little Gaysian (Gay Asian) - midget
walks in, and he's in full on drag! And he sits down in the audience,
adjust his balls under his mini skirt and says to the guy sitting next
to him. "I wonder what this big black monkey mountain is gonna say".
I
could have ignored him. But I said, no! This is my big chance! If I say
something witty, then this will be legendary! When I make it big, the
cell cam videos of the act will be all over the internet!
At
first I was gonna say something about him being a pink chopstick. Since
he is a gay Asian. Then I said. Nah, way too juvenile!
So
I was gonna say something like. I would be scared that you're gonna
kick my ass. But your little stumpy legs can't reach that high! Even
with all of that pink belt, Queerati you Gaysians practice!
But I said, no! That's too harsh!
I had
been up on stage in dead silence for several seconds, so I said fuck it!
And said the first thing that come out of my mouth!
I will never forget
these words!
So, the gay Asian midget says, "I wonder what this big black monkey mountain is gonna say".
Now I assumed he was Chinese! All Americans assume that all Asians are Chinese! He wasn't And I didn't know what I was saying! I said, "Monkey Mountain? Fuck you. Ching Chong, Tranny Devito!"
He
quickly stood up! Balls falling out of his mini skirt and all. And
sharply replied. "In my country, Ching Chong means mother fucker! And
Tranny means cross dressing trans-testicle.. Devito means to do or
commit. You just called me a transsexual who fucks his own mother! I'm
gonna beat the watermelon flavored Koo-laid out of you nigger!"
And
like clock work! Those midgets, all 250 of em! Surrounded me and beat
the shit out of me. They didn't just kick me! They kicked IN ME! Like
they literally put their feet inside me. I had so many little feet in me,
I felt like Octomom!
True story! So remember folks. If you wanna tell racist jokes. A gang of gay angry midgets, led by a Gaysian, are gonna stomp you flat! You've been warned!
I often read comments online posted by Caucasian people asking. Why can't we tell racist jokes? Why are we labeled as a racist?
Well. To be frank with you!
You aren't funny! No one who is mature and of sound mind appreciates the lame, dry, uncreative, abrasive, and abusive usage of stereotypes disguised as jokes. That phoney and sneaky little trick of trying to "slip one in there" only works when you work for FOX News! So stop trying to, "just stick the head in!" No one is falling for that shit!
And not only are you a full of shit closet racist. You need to find something better to do than tell racist jokes. It's 2013. If you haven't evolved yet, you never will! Hell, look up my story called, "Why I don't tell racist jokes anymore! And why you shouldn't either! MEET MAGAZINE TRUE STORIES! - "little laughs comedy club"
After you hear about my crazy night trying to be funny man. You will finally know why it's never acceptable to tell a racist joke! EVER!
