"According to a report on the website Sister 2 Sister, Cynthia has all
but TOLD ON HERSELF . .. that she's getting FIRED from the Atlanta
Housewives.
Here's what she told the mag founder Jamie:
Nothing lasts forever, and “Real Housewives of Atlanta”
star Cynthia Bailey said she’s already looking ahead to her life after
the hit Bravo show.
“Just as it started, it will end, and we will be replaced by someone
that America thinks is much more interesting to watch,” Cynthia told Now
What?! “My only regret would be to walk away from this and not be set
for life and not have taken advantage of every single opportunity that I
could.”
So, here is my take on Cynthia Bailey being fired! I am not a fan of the show, but I do review it! I watched very little of The Real Housewives of Atlanta before season 6. Porsha Williams is my favorite cast member along with Kandi Buress of the 90's R&B Quarter, Xscape!
In other words. I am not even a fan of Cynthia's! The way that she treated Kandi during the Hotel scene, and beyond was just unacceptable in my opinion.
If her leaving the show is true, I just hope that they replace her with someone who has a likable personality. Someone like one of the girls from Blood Sweat and Heels! And no! I don't mean Demetria or Geneva either! No Krusty the clown or Wesley Snipes please!
So! What do you think about Cynthia leaving the show? Will it make the show more interesting? Who do you think would be a good replacement? Will you stop watching the show if she leaves? Do you like Cynthia? Do you hate Cynthia?
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So I went to the Love of Labels website to see what the hell Brittish Williams is selling there!
Before
I could even get to the products, I was distracted by a banner on the
front page! I saw Brittish with 2 white girls, a black girl and an
Asian! With really pretty hair might I add.
Anyway,they all have on
black skull caps with pink writing on them. Looking like they're about
to go skiing with gay people! The next thing that I noticed was that big
ugly necklace that Brittish is wearing. But we'll get back to the necklace in a minute!
The
website looks like a cheap ebay story. It's clearly not professionally designed and to make it worse, the photography look like selfies! I mean,
who starts a business on the internet and has their models snap the
photos themselves? Man! Everything she does is low budget!
Anyway!
I figured I'd still give her a chance because I saw an all white dress
called "rap dress", and a striped pink dress named "plain sight". And
both looked nice, and the models looked smoking hot in them!
So
I went over to the accessories portion of the site and the first thing
that really caught my eye was that ugly necklace! The same one that
Brittish was wearing! So not only was the cheap looking thing, which
appears to be made from scrap chain link and an old watch band, down right fugly! To make things even more interesting. The description from the item wasn't even right! It reads, "Vesarce by HM Rare Necklace $300"
So
I busted out laughing and said, "wait a minute, did this dummy try to
spell Versace, V E S A R C E?" Ves arce? Dang Brittish! There's a song
with the name boo boo! And you had to be on a computer when you made
your website. So why not look up the correct spelling?
But
forget that part, it gets even worse for the woman with T's in her
name. This is what the necklace went on to say! "This one of a kind of a
piece is a must have, it is a eye catcher"
Did the squinting Asian write this? Or did Brittish's stupid mother who spells words with two T's write this mess?
First off, "This one of a kind of a piece" should read, "The one of a kind piece".
Further more, "it is a eye catcher", should say, "it is an eye catcher!
Anyway,
she also sells some ugly $60 baseball caps called, "punk rivet hats".
Which feature a bunch of metal junk all over it. Looking like a robot
took a shit on a hat!
But I did see one really nice accessory. And it was a body chain for $42!
And All that I can think about is how great Porsha Williams, Brie Bythewood or Mylessa Ford would look in it. And yes, just the chain. Nothing else! Or maybe with just some heels!
*claps* GOOD MORNING!
Anyway, these are just my opinions and assessments. What do you think about Brittish with two T's and her low rent website? Ever been scammed by them? Have you had a good experience ordering from her? Have you never ordered there but would? Or have you never placed an order and would not? Let me know why either way below! And for more celebrity, and reality tv. news, reviews, recaps and opinions please subscribe to my YouTube channel. and if you likey, tell a friend!
Basketball Wives LA star Brittish Williams EXPOSED by BBB Better Business Bureau!
Black belt, master Hoot rat, bad actress and habitual slut, Brittish Williams. And yes, that' s Brittish with two T's.
Anyway! Brittish Williams has been given the big foam middle finger by the Better Business Bureau. Because she has allegedly been taking orders at her website www.loveoflabels.com
and has not been sending customers the items that they purchased, and has been unwilling to resolve customer issues on top of offering bad customer service and a terrible weave to boot!
Brittish Williams, or "the chubby girl" as a skinny, bird looking stripper named Miami prefers to call her. Went on twitter to discuss the situation! And I haven't laughed this hard this hard at a fat woman since the Rosanne show!
Littered with bad spelling and bad grammar, Brittish with two T's proves that he has something in common with her mother! And that's the inability to spell, use proper punctuation and grammar. She tweeted three times about the Better Business Bureau mishap. And in just 3 posts, I found more screw ups than Erica Mena's life story!
Here's what Brittish with two T's and no brain said in her own words!
"Yes we have a F rating with the BBB we aren't accredited with them and never have been! We have has 30 complaints out of 8000 orders? What % is that! I'm a hard working young black women! Who started Loveoflabels.com with 500 dollars it's had over a half a million dollars In sales! Like any new company that is ACTUALLY making money..you have to organize, work out kinks to make the company grow!"
Jesus! I felt retarded re-writing and reading that mess!
So my opinion on it is this. Who is really surprised by Brittish providing bad business? I mean, after all, she is Master Splinter! A big hood rat that lives in a sewer with Turtles that eat Pizza and practice Karate!
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Love and Hip Hop New York | Season 5 | stars Erica Mena and Peter Gunz | Will be FUCKING IN NO TIME!
Remember the scene where they were fighting and she threw the plate at him and he threw the glass at her and missed her by a long shot? Like as if he wasn't trying to hit her with it at all!
Didn't they look like on old married couple?
Remember the fact that neither one of them can keep it in their pants?
And you know how they both will cheat on anyone at anytime? Including on Television, for the world to see?
It will start off as just a fling. But feelings will get involved!
You just sit and watch! By the time that Season 5 of Love and Hip Hop New York roles around. It will be a wrap!
If you watched the reunion for Season 4, when Amina Buddafly let Peter Gunz know that she was pregnant. And Peter didn't show even a tiny bit of care or concern for the child, for his wife, or anything other than Sidechick Tara.
Erica Mena ran up on stage and was comforting Amina at that time. Now this might seem as if she was showing Amina some sisterly love.
But in reality, Erica was all up in the business, shouting out stuff like "Shit just got real", when Amina threw that pissy pregnancy test on Peter's lap. Because, she has a thing for Peter. And we all know that Erica loves head. And Peter's "circles" technique had women questioning their faith in God! You can't tell me that Peter wont be giving Erica the circles, and a good pounding too!
But let me know what you think below!
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Nicki Minaj is married? Celebrates 10 year marriage with SB?
Mediatakeout.com claims that this picture of Nicki Minaj and her lucky ghost writer SB.
Is proof that the couple are in fact married and sporting matching wedding rings.
All that I know is, the rings do at least appear to be very similar. If not, then yes, identical.
But who knows?
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Tameka Tiny Harris of TI and Tiny Family Hustle divorcing rapper husband? New makeover and nose job?
mediatakeout.com posted a couple of pictures recently of TI and Tiny Family Hustle star, Tameka Tiny Harris. The website claims that Tiny is getting a divorce from her husband TI. And this is her new look! After weight loss, a nose job and a new blonde honey wheat hair hat. And she looks fantastic!
Tiny was that chick in the 90's and still is to this day! I hope that her and TI will stay together because I was rooting for them as a couple. I may not be TI's biggest fan, but hey! I don't wish any ill will on their marriage either! Say it aint so Tiny! Say it aint so!
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Lupita Nyong'o is ugly! Dark skin is why they lie and say she's beautiful. | ILLUMINATI CONSPIRACY EXPOSED!
Lupita Nyong'o is ugly! Yeah I said it! She is ugly! We're all entitled to our opinions, and if you don't like what I am saying then, leave now! And the reason that I am saying this is because their appears to be a campaign to push her on America and possibly the world as a beauty icon.
Who would want to put out this over the top message that a woman who is not even particularly good looking, is some how the queen of pretty?
Everyone knows that their are a handful of companies that control media. I think it's 6 of them that controls approximately 90% of the media in America. And the people that work behind the scenes using film, music and media to gain public approval and acceptance for subversive reasons is no secret! We all know that they use films to promote wars, influence elections or to sell products for example.
So the question remains. Why they hell are they shoving this Lupita Nyongo chick down our throats and attempting to force feed us this myth of her being so incredibly attractive?
As you can see, most so called black American women do not look like her. And her being used as the "black beauty icon" is telling so called black American women that she is what they look like. and secondly, they are confirming the myth of white women, who look 40 when they turn 20, as being the alleged standard of beauty.
Forget the fact that she's a person. To these people that are doing this to you mind. She is merely a symbol. A symbolic representation of how they view so called black women! And what makes her symbolic is the fact that she comes from Africa, is very dark skinned, and is almost bald headed!
I remember when I was a child. I'd look through my school books, and anytime they depicted a "black woman". She'd have brown to dark skin and very curly short to medium length hair. It was as if this image was being put out there on purpose! And that's because it was! Of course in reality, their are plenty of so called black women with hair down their backs, that don't tightly coiled curls. That have skin complexions from oatmeal pale to sun kissed crisp!
And the average so called black American woman looks more like actress Regina Hall, than Lupita Nyong'o. Okay, maybe the average brown woman doesn't look as good as Regina Hall.
You might not be a 10 like her. But you do look more like her than you do Lupita Nyongo'!
And no! Not just because of skin complexion either!
The funny thing about it is, if we were children, in school. Lupita would be looked at as the odd ball. The other little brown girls would look at her and know that she was foreigner. And no! Not just because she isn't wearing a hair hat or a perm, aka creamy crack. But because she just doesn't look like most brown women born in America!
This campaign helps to keep white women as the standard of beauty. It's their little way of saying, see black girls can be pretty too. But in your own way. In your own safe lane that we devised for you! And they give it to you, the way that they see it! And it's supposed to be like a charitable donation. They don't really mean it. They just pitty you. You know? It's one big joke to them. It really is!
For example. ever notice that when non celebrity white people marry or date a black woman, they tend to look like Lupita? Dark skinned, short to medium hair. "Natural texture". It's a fetish! If she had straight hair for example, that would take away from the erotic Jungle fever fantasy! Same thing with lighter skin! In a lot of these peoples minds, they are "saving", that person. In their warped mind, they are adopting them. You know! Like the little African babies that so many Caucasian celebrities purchased not very long ago? Remember when it was a trend? Like a new, hot designer bag that they just couldn't keep on the shelves?
Yeah, just like that!
Just remember this my fellow brownies! These are the same people that made Precious a star! Ha ha! And if you are fooled by them. The jokes on you!
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Nicki Minaj strips butt ass naked and shows off natural hair in shower! Looking wet and sexy!
Nicki Minaj is at it again! She recently posted nude pictures of herself showing the world her long, pretty, and healthy hair! She says that this is what her hair looks like natural! I don't know man! I just don't know! Let me know what you think below!
Basket Ball Wives LA Season 3 FIGHT! | Draya vs. Sundy ! News | Reaction and Opinion |
On March first, the awesome people of Hip Hollywood.com, http://hiphollywood.com/
posted an exclusive video of a verbal altercation between Basket Ball Wives LA Season 3 co-stars, Draya, or Playa as I call her. Because she plays men and women like a fiddle. And Sundy, you know, Sunday without the A? Sundy! Or Sudsy as I call her. Because she's washed up! And she's forever trying to expand her young dumb and full of cum days!
The two Reality TV. actresses were caught on film shouting and acting immaturely at some sort of an event or something! All I know is that Draya kept shouting, "You're at my job!" Ha ha! I thought the bedroom was your office! LOL! In the video clip, Hip Hollywood included a portion of their interview with Sundy, Jackie and Brittish! Yes that's Brittish with two T's!
Because her mother is double tarded (retarded) Anyway, in the interview Sundy is still calling Draya a whore!
In my opinion, Sundy needs to stop arguing with Draya about being a whore. And go purchase a penis proof vest for her daughters mouth! We all know how she can't keep the penis's from flying and landing on her lips!
Anyway, click below for the exclusive Hip Hollywood video. And be sure to subscribe to my YouTube channel for more news, reviews, recaps, and opinions on everything Reality TV related!
Love and Hip Hop New York | Season 5 | star Rich Dollaz, is dating Dancer Jhonni Blaze!
Star of Love and Hip Hop New York Season 3, Season 4 and Season 5, Rich Dollaz may or may not be seeing the beautiful actress and model Erica Mena. But it sure does look like he is getting it in with Houston's most infamous exotic dancer, stripper, and master twerker, Jhonni Blaze!
No, not Jonny Blaze as in Method Man! I'm talking Booty model Jhonni Blaze!
The two have been posting pictures online along with captions such as “Nickname Mrs creep .... :-).”
WOW! We all know that Rich refers to himself as a Creep. So! Yeah, if they aren't joking around, it looks like Rich fell in love with a stripper!
Anyway! I got word that Jhonni is supposed to be on Love and Hip Hop Houston! And not to sound like a prick, but the title alone sounds boring! They need to leave the Houston and LA (Los Angeles) markets alone! The music scene is dead in both places and their aren't enough relevant people to make a good show!
We need Love and Hip Hop international! I'm available to be head writer and co-executive producer VH1! Just say the word! Call me, then call Stromae! I mean come on! Me, Stromae, Rza Redman all on the same show? Millions and millions of viewers! Then we can charge people a small fee to watch online in other countries. Or sell advertisement space on the videos. Let's get that money VH1! I have ideas man! I can be your idea man!
Anyway! Check out some Stromae music videos below including, "Alors On Danse" Remix featuring Kanye West. And please make sure to subscribe to my youtube channel for more celebrity and reality news, reviews, recaps and opinions.And if you likey, tell a friend.
Love and Hip Hop New York Season 5 NEWS! And my opinion Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Season 3!
Love and Hip Hop New York Season 5 will begin shooting soon! And I am very happy about this news! I know that next month, April 2014 I will be reviewing Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Season 3! And it's bitter sweet because I like the New York version a lot more, because the Atlanta version can be over the top in a bad way sometime in my opinion. In other words, strippers with speech impediments, who kill their child on television isn't my favorite thing to watch!
But I will be viewing the show and will say this right now! Out side of Rashidah, I don't like even one person on that whole cast! I am like Karlie Redd's hustle, but as an aged pigeon, she does too much young bird shit in my opinion! Also, their are no Japanese female rappers on the show so, I am offended by that!
No, but seriously! I will have to wait a while to see Amina and Erica and Cynthia. And catch up with what those gorgeous women are doing. And sit and stare at a much less attractive cast! I mean, don't get me wrong, I'd deep fry that Turkey neck bitch Karlie Redd! If she thinks that she's old now! I'd add a few years to her with every stroke! I mean, a four hour work out with me on the mat would leave her looking like the Crypt Keeper in a weave!
And my girl Rashidah may be married. But if her and Kirk ever break apart. Well, let's just say this! Rashidah is knows as the Georgia Peach right? Well good! I like to eat healthy! So I'll leave it at that!
Anyway! Looks like I will review both shows so. Subscribe to my YouTube channel now! You wont wanna miss whats about to go down!
HOT97 | VH1 Reality TV show! Illuminati Conspiracy against Hip Hop?
On March 31, 2014 VH1 will be airing their new reality TV. series. "THIS IS HOT97" .
The show will feature behind the scenes footage and more from New York's most controversial Hip Hop station of all time! The infamous Hot 97.
This is the latest attack on Hip Hop in my opinion. It's a part of VH1 and Viacom's anti "Black", anti Hop Hop conspiracy campaign to destroy Hip Hop from the inside out. And when they put out a reality or any other type of show dedicated to Battle Rapping. You know that they think they have it sewn up! But I will discuss VH1's anti rap campaign and hatred towards brown skin in another blog!
I just wanna remind the world about a few interesting things. I grew up listening to 98.7 Kiss FM, Hot 97 WBLS etc. And, Hot 97 is the same radio station which has been linked to everything from shoot outs between the camps of female rappers, Lil Kim and Foxy Brown.
To, Star aka Troi Torain of the Star and Buckwild show making fun of R&B Pop princess Aaliyah Dana Haughton when she died in an airplane accident, along with 8 other passengers.
And let's not forget when Star "threatened" Dj Envy's child. And Dj Envy's wife stepped in and had Star fired!
Oh! And their was that time that DJ Funk Master Flex allegedly hit, chokes, slapped and scratched fellow DJ, my girl Steph Lova!
Not to mention the time where Wendy Williams husband, Kevin Hunter. Allegedly asked a man to help him hire a hit man, to kill rival radio DJ Miss Jones! To make the story even more interesting. Wendy reportedly asked the same man for help in hiring a hit man to kill her husband! Wowzers! Yes, the same guy who tried to get someone to kill her rival, her own husband! And all of this was alleged by Wendy's talent Booker Nicole Spence!
I mean, what are the chances of a husband and wife seperatly trying to find a hit man through the same guy? Sounds so bizarre that there's probably at least some truth to it!
Oh yeah, and we can't forget about the infamous "Tsunami Song". Which featured lyrics making fun of African's and Asians dying in the 2004 Tsunami. Which left millions of people homeless and 150,000 plus either dead or missing!
Which of course prompted a diss song from Asian rapper Jin!
And we can't forget about the slapfest contest where fans of the radio station slapped each other on the face for 3 rounds. For the chance to win a measly $500 or so! And this of course is just some of the drama! I didn't get into the Wendy Williams VS. Angie Martinez feud which allegedly led to Wendy Williams losing her job!
Anyway! The show is set to air at 10:30 pm Eastern Standard Time. So, that's not exactly prime time! But who knows! With that crappy show, "Single Ladies" being cancelled. It may move up a time slot or two!
Blood Sweat and Heels | Season 1 | Episode 7 | Cocktail Wishes and Champagne Nightmares | Review Recap and Opinion
The show starts out in New York City, at EVR.
Krusty the clown, I mean Demetria, is planning her blog celebration with Brie. This is the 7th year of the "A Belle In Brooklyn" blog.
The plan is for it to be a flashy, and fun party, with between 300 and 350 guests. But not everyone is invited! She sent didn't send an invitation to Daisy or Mica. Because Demetria is a stuck up hater!
To make matters more complicated, Brie and Micas relationship is still on the rocks. But that's her friend from the mixed girl club so, they will be cool again soon!
Now we are visiting Mica's apartment with her bald headed boyfriend who didn't just cheat on her. He was in a 20 year relationship with another person! And hmm, cheddar cheese! Why does his voice sound just like a transsexual.
Mica's mother Evon, pronounced (EEE - VON) or Evan, when she is cross dressing. Pops up at the door, and gives this long, sickly, tragic mulatto a much needed hug!
Evon is visiting because her alcoholic daughter needs some support since
her abusive, alcoholic daddy died. And she's been having a total meltdown. And her friends are dropping all around her like a school shooting!
So, back int he day, Evon put Mica and her sister in a cab, and bounced, leaving the family business, a funeral home behind! They were broke holy and stinking! But it was better to be alive than dead from her abusive daddy killing up the family. We now know where Mica get's her home invasion and psychotic outburst from!
Anyway! Evon went and became a minister back then. Because if their is one group of suckers that are born every minute that you can easily steal money from, it's Christians!
Speaking of Christianity. Mica, who I can tell is a swallower, begins speaking in tongues! And she was like *speaking in tongues*, "Hun dida rung a bung. God hates retarded people! Hyla tiky taco turtle dogma goka larfa, I just go to Church for the drinks!"
And this is exactly what is wrong with Christianity. A preachers drunk of a daughter. Making fun of speaking with tongues. YEAH! Pretty much!
Anyway, Evon has been conned by that cheating, lying, sissy Terry. She tells Mica that she is happy that she found a kind bald headed man.
Little does she know, that he was cheating on her from day one! Mica is Blood Sweat and Heel's Amina Buddafly. A mixed girl, that is more forgiving than Jesus. That snagged her a loser that was in a previous relationship for ions!
To make matters worse. You can't tell me that Terry is not a homosexual! I bet you a thousand dollars that this dude was cheating with a man! All I know is that, I just hope that when they break up. I'll get my chance with Mica. Crazy bitches equals crazy head! Don't judge me!
Demetria is visiting Mylessa at MNS, Real Impact Real Estate.
The start cutting the crap, not really talking about much. Then the conversation shifted when Demetria asked Mylessa whether or not she has made a sale in Real Estate. And Mylessa's face went from a smile, to a mild stroke! I mean, if you've ever seen a hard dick go soft, yeah just like that!
Anyway, come to find out, Mylessa is a mentor to children. She has a book club where she meets up with the children and they discuss life and literature. I thought she was gonna say that they are currently reading the different magazines that she has prostituted in. But unfortunately, they're reading a book titled, The New Jim Crow.
Mylessa, like myself, has been a nerd since birth! In fact, when she was younger, she used to read dictionaries. I did too as a child, along with encyclopedias. I probably have more in common with her than I could ever imagine.
So Daisy calls up Mylessa. And she puts her on speaker phone.
Daisy invites them to her book celebration at the Tracy Reese store.
I'm left thinking, "Damn! These are some reading bitches!" Anyway!
Demetria says that she will be too busy to attend. Yeah, she's a liar. In reality, she feels daisy is a tad bit retarded.
In our next scene. We visit Daisy's house, her mother Rene is visiting from California. Then, Daisy's hair dresser Ashley shows up. With her over the top fineness! And she is the first hair dresser in history to have better hair than clients!
Usually hair dressers look like a character from a Wesley Snipes movie, or worse! Man, I miss the 90's! Wesley Snipes fucked up hair doo's gave me life!
Anyway, I had to do a double take on Rene, because she looked like S.N.I.K.A. You know? A SNIKA! "Some Nigga I Know Already!"
Or as white people would say, "a familiar face!"
I may be bad with names. But I always remember a butt, and or a face!
And her momma is that dude that sings Gangsta's Paradise! Yup! Rene is Coolio!
Daisy tells S.N.I.K.A. that Demetria is a stuck up bitch. And I cannot agree more! And Rene was like, basically, that fat girl doesn't matter and she informs Daisy that she would be at her book event.
Ashley asked if she can come too. And Daisy told her that no, she can't come because she is just hired help.
In our next scene, we visit Book Court. Mylessa and Demtria are coming by to speak to Mylessa's children from the book club.
One girl said that the jealous fat bitches at her school used to bully her for being skinny. Blah blah blah.
Then this one girl starts talking about the media, and then she goes into music, and I just wanna shit in the mouth of the idiot who planted that girl their to say some BS about young women dressing like little whores. and that it comes from the media.
Don't get it twisted. Blaming the media was fine until it opened up the flood gates, to have a ran in the ground discussion about rap music.
Some Mexican kid starting talking about rappers, "disrespecting women"
and saying stuff like, "THOT" which means, "That Hoe Over There!"
Funny thing about it, I'm a rapper, and I puked in my mouth when I found out what that meant! But it's cool, my little Mexican friend is generalizing us rappers. One generalization deserves another punk. So, it's only fair game that I think that he is going to grow up to mow lawns and sell oranges. You know, because. Well, lets just say, he needs a towel for his back. I swear we need stricter immigration laws.
So, Mylessa is trying to be a reformed whore. This book club is her way of redeeming herself from giving my generation soft core porn. She's trying to make everybody forget that she is a whore. You know, by going on a Reality TV. show, getting drunk and jumping on couches. Yeah nothing basic about that. You are completely respectable person Mylessa! Sure!
Mica and Evon are visiting a restaurant named Macelleri.
And Evon is wearing a very chunky, masculine necklace, that looks like something that I'd wear. She must be feeling like Evan today!
So, Evan went for a walk with Terry where he informed her about him being in a relationship with another person for 20 years, yet decided to date Mica on the side. Which is a perfect excuse for Mica to drink like a fish!
I just wonder what Evan is gonna say when she finds out that Terry was with a man!
Anyway, come to find out. Mica has been engaged 3 times, and got cheated on by all of them. Which means that she doesn't put out regularly. I suggest that she hires a maid with a fetish for tall, bald and bisexual black men. And when they do their business with each other they gotta keep the door shut so she doesn't see it!
Hey! It was just a suggestion! Don't judge me!
Anyways, seeing that Terry is a typical homosexual Mason, Evon thinks that Mica should hold on to him. Just not by his slipper bald head.
I feel for Mica. I really like her so far, I just think that she has layers upon layers of insecurities. And she needs to quit drinking, and learn how deal with her problems in healthier ways. But she appears to have a good heart, and I think that she is like one of the those ride or die type of friends for her peoples. Hell, she did something that I know I couldn't do! She forgive that homo for cheating on her, even though he was in a 20 year relationship! And that says a lot about Mica, she is one forgiving woman!
Now, were at Daisy's book event at the Tracy Reese store. And man, I gotta get this money ASAP! I am by no means a woman's SIMP! But God DAMN! When Mylessa was checking out them clothes, and wishing that she had it in her pocket right now to go shopping. I would have handed over my black card quicker that Wayne Brady!
Don't judge me!
So most of the cast was there, attending the event. And, if their was any doubt in my mind that Brie was a whore, she showed her true colors.
I mean, she stuck her tongue out and waved to Geneva when she walked in! And I have a theory about girls that go around sticking out their tongue when they're excited. It means that they have an oral fixation. Don't let her quietness fool you! Yeah, Brie is one of those quite whores. She'd pull a Monica Lewinsky, slurp it up, gulp it down and not tell, no body! See, I can pick em! I just need the image of her creepy face on a T-shirt!
So Melyssa needed an excuse to have a drink. So she started speaking some kind words about Daisy so that the room would toast the liquor! And Mica is already so drunk, that she looked down to make sure the floor was still there. And when she looked up and lifted her hand up, she spilled her drink all over Daisy at her own event!
You know, come to think of it. I guess this is how a drunk waters a flower! Get it? because her name is Daisy! HA HA! I guess MICA, M.I.C.A. is an acronym for My Insides Consist of Alcohol! I bet her breathalyzer number looks like high score on a pinball game! I mean, Mica has more shots in her than Tupac!
Anyway, Mica starts wiping Daisy off with her bare hand! And I'm pondering. You mean to tell me that these Bourgeoisie Negroes. Spent all of that money on Liquor, and couldn't budget in a napkin? I mean, seesh! Old Dirty Bastard from the Wu Tang Clan, came out of his mothers pussy, was on Welfare at 30. Riding around in limos with a food stamp card. And still got his hands on a napkin to put on his dick as a condom. (Yes he really did that) And these broads don't even have some toilet tissue or something? I want my money back!
So, Terry tells Brie that she needs to patch things up with Mica because mixed girls gotta stick together. Because the darkies already out number them. And then he played the sympathy card by mentioning that her daddy died and stuff so. You know, she has to forgive her! And Mica comes over to them. Then Geneva comes over. And she tells Terry to shut the fuck up! And go away before she tells everybody that hes the second coming of Ru Pual!
So, Now Mica and Geneva are talking alone. And Geneva is still pissed because Mica called her Wesley Snipes stunt double!
So they're arguing about a bunch of nothing when Geneva convention is upset about Mica putting her fingers up in the air, saluting The Vodka Viking aka the God of alcohol. . So, she told Mica that she'd break her long skinny finger off and shove it up her flat ass! And I'm left thinking, that I haven't seen a light skinned bitch do that much fingering since Alicia Keys was on tour! And when I say fingering, I don't mean playing the piano!
So Geneva walked away, before she went Blade on that big vampire looking bitch! I thought she was gonna trick Mica by saying, "Her girl, wanna grape?" And then throw one of her big ass eyes in Mica's mouth! But nah, she didn't think about it at the time! Anyway, Geneva left and took Brie with her!
After the party, we visit Mica's apartment in Harlem. And Terry is massaging Mica's big ass feet! Her first shoes as a baby were hand me downs from Bozo.
Anyway, Terry come to find out used to have a head full of hair. That was until Mica's mother found out that he was cheating on her daughter! So, she snatched his wig!
Mica gave baldamore an ultimatum. Either go to counseling with her or it's over! Because she's getting old, and the white in her is about to expire.
You, know, because white girls are like Cinderella. You meet them at the a ball, and they look like a million bucks! But when that clock strikes midnight! Her face is gone like Kurt Cobain! Yeah, white bitches age as gracefully as a hot refrigerator of food! Damn! Why girls stay losing!
So now were at Demetria's apartment in Brooklyn and she is there with her pet fiance Greg! For whatever reason, black dudes named Greg on reality TV have a few things in common. They're bitch made. They suck up to their woman and cower in her presents. And they always end up with a pretentious fat black bitch! Man, black dudes named Greg stay losing!
As a matter of fact. Fuck Gregory Hines! Just because his name Greg!
So, Demetria has on the prettiest dress that ever seen a fat bitch squeeze her self into. And when she turns around to show it off to that loser Greg, I peeped something! Demetria is a fat bitch with no ass! And that's a travesty! A fat chick with a pancake booty is like. Meeting a homeless person who wears cologne. It's just doesn't feel right!
Anyway, it's the 7th anniversary of her book and she has an event coming up, so producer will squeeze some conflict out of it. Guaranteed! Or at least they'll edit it to make t look like something crazy happened.
Now we visit Mylessas tiny 600 Square foot apartment. And come to find out. The average rent in the location where she lives is $2,895 a month! But, she'll be okay soon. As soon as I get this money! Yeah. Mylessa Ford will be a discontinued model. Because I'm taking her off of the market. I'm get my Old Spice man on. I'm gonna hop off my unicorn, shitting diamonds. And build her a house so big, her closet is gonna be 600 Square feet! Just you watch!
Anyway, while Mylessa is getting her long, luxurious hair done by her hair stylish Shakai. Daisy is visiting. and she can't figure out Demetria's beef with her! And it's simple. Daisy is positive energy and Demetria is negative energy. But she is the type of negative that thinks that it's positive. If that makes any sense!
So, Daisy lays back on Mylessa bed and feels something poking her!
And she pulls back the covers, and it's the Darth Vader of vibrators! That thing looked like the one that the web cam girls and porn stars rave about! You know, the Hitachi Magic Wand? Don't ask how I know that!
Daisy being the intrusive, bi curious slut that she is. Takes a good sniff of the vibrator! Sadly, she didn't lick it clean like a good girl. But she did put it up to her lips and began speaking into it like a microphone and Mylessa said, "wrong lips girl!" So, maybe Demetria is right about one thing. Daisy is a little bit dumb!
In our final scene, were at the cocktails with Belle event in Manhattan NY with Demetria. And this event is not only for her to meet and greet her fans. It's also about drinking and meeting cute guys! Yeah, she actually said this! I could have sworn that she was engaged! Oh, that's right! Her fiance's name is Greg! As you can see, he stays losing! She can't even sell books without thinking about cheating on him! That dude has lower self esteem than Mica.
Anyway, I don't know if she meant any cute guys there. But the women that she was taking pictures with! Wow, they were fine!
So, Daisy pops up from out of the ground, and when Demetria sees her she has a look on her face like she's in a room full of baby shit!
So we have to wait till next week to see if Demetria plays , "she loves me, she loves me not!" with Daisy's petals!
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The episode starts out with that fine ass Draya! And she is meeting up with Malaysia, who is an actual Basket Ball Wife! She's married to Jannero Pargo, and plays for those crappy Charlotte bobcats. I know nothing and care nothing about negro ball, but if their is one thing that I know about black ball, the Knicks and the Bob Cats suck ducks! Anyway, they sit down to have a chat about Jackie's recent event, which aired in episode 1. And the women were yelling at each other like the uncivilized whores that they are!
Anyway, the catty, but cute, little tragic mulatto, Draya, calls Brittish the "chubby girl". LMAO! And this is why no one likes you light skinned bitches! Really? The chubby girl? Wow, hungry bitches stay losing!
So, as Draya is telling Malaysia about the event, she brings up the part where Brittish asked her whether or not she is a hoe! And Draya is gonna go straight to Hell! She told Malaysia that she is not a hoe! God Damn! This is the biggest lie since 911 wasn't an inside job!
My impression of you being a whore is why I like you Draya! Don't ruin the image! Hearing you say no your not a whore was a boner killer! Until I realized that when a girl denies it the way that you did, well. Let's just say this. She's like the Bible, she's been seen in every hotel room in America! But unlike the Bible in a hotel room, she was actually opened!
Anyways, Draya warns Malaysia that Jackie is a sneaky trick that needs to be looked out for. Because now, she has these new recruits in her little group. She said that Jackies new gang is called, "The Jackets"! Because they wear jackets, even in he desert! So, Draya and Malaysia might need to form Ho-tron! You know, Ho Voltron! So she tells her to watch a sisters back! Stay close to walls, and, "stay low and keep firing!"
In our next scene Jackie meets up with Sundy! And Jackie is the wife of retired NBA player Doug Christie of the Los Angeles Lakers!
Anyway, nice to see yet another actual wife. They usually throw whatever black chick is getting the pipe at the moment, on these types of shows.
Someone needs to tell Sundy that the Winter Olympics are over, because she's wearing skiing Goggles disguised as sunglasses. Anyway, Jackie,tells Sundy that she wants to bring the women together! But she doesn't tell her why.Hmm, Cheddar cheese!
So, Brandy asked Sundy some personal questions based off of information that she retrieved from the internet. And Sundy wants Brandi to get her internet addicted ass off of Google and get to know her!
So, Sundy says that she meant Draya around 4 years ago in the strip clubs and her name was Miami at the time! So whatever information she gave Jackie about not being an erotic dancer, was in fact not true.
Yeah I knew she was a lying little sneaky whore lol! Draya just has that shifty look to her.
She meant Draya in Philly, where she was on all fours and begging for tips, like a dog! And much hasn't changed! She's still hustling her booty, but in new and more effective ways now!
Jackie is of course pretending to be shocked by this news! She said that she would have payed that sneaky snake a thousand dollars to strip at her wedding party! But Draya told Jackie that she knows nothing about poles (polls). In fact she doesn't even vote!
But forget all of that! I just wanna know who the lesbians in the background of the scene are! The one in the overalls can get it!
In our next scene, we visit Beverly Hills Health Center, Optima Diagnostic Imaging.
Brandi, who is accompanied by her husband Jason Maxiell of the Orlando Magic, has an appointment to see if she can have her second baby.
She wants a boy, but her husband wants a girl, so he can make her a dyke, spoil her rotten buy her a pick up truck and teach her how to change the oil and tires! And give her a diamond studded dildo. Yes he actually said this!
Before she can give birth to a hermaphrodite, she must first meet with Gynecologic Oncologist, Jennifer Lang! A Medical Doctor, with great hair, that gives me the whore vibe!
Anyway, that scary looking Dr. lets Malaysia know that the bad news is the tumor marker is notoriously unreliable. In other words, their technology sucks! And she's gonna die! No I'm kidding! She's fine for now. And the risk of recurrence of her tumors is so incredibly low right now.
So don't stress yourself with the thought of getting pregnant with tumors all up in your gut, and the baby coming out looking like it's covered in oatmeal! Then she told her that the only thing she has to worry about health wise is her big dick black husband beating her guts to goo!
After Malaysia gets the clearance from the IBF Dr., Jason can start busting nuts in her again!
So now Jackie, who obviously works for the Illuminati, is promoting more of the gay agenda. It seems like this show is about getting black bitches to fight. And gay people to fuck! They'll have a "gay wedding" on here in no time. Just you watch! Anyway, she has a GLAAD event coming up! You know, GLAAD. Gay, Lesbian, Annoying, Attention Demandors. Listen up gay people. No one cares that your gay! Their are real problems in the world! But I'll save that for another blog! HA HA!
So Jackie and her gang, "The Jackets" are scouting an expensive hotel to see whether or not it's a good place to have a gay Roman Orgy!
But forget all of that! I just wanna know why Jackie, during her interview confessionals is dressed like an Amish Mormon! Is this Basket Ball Wives or Sister Wives? Just asking!
Brandi, Ariane and Malaysia show up. And after some ugly ass white woman named Misty Mansouri, who looks like a man, shows the chicks the place, they sit down. Outside. Because they're black! And Ariane
is still talking about Draya screwing her ex. She claims that her
relationship wit him is, "complicated" at this point. Which means that they are fucking! And she caught feelings!
Anyway, Jackie informs the Jackets that they will be helping her with the event whether they like it or not. And the work that she is giving them is assigned as follows. Malaysia is to do the food because shes Anorexic. So she can trust that she wont eat it all up like those greedy heifers would! She put Brandi on gift bags because she's the only whore there that doesn't steal. And Ariane on Invites because like the equator, her pussy has been around the world! So, she knows everybody and their momma, and their dog too! And the fish. And the....
In other words. The Jackets do the work, while Jackie kicks back and takes all of the credit! She's using them the same way that she is using the gays! She should of married Todd from Real Housewives of Atlanta!
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Now Sundy is out with her Daughter Deja and her son Derrick.
And Deja is already annoying me by her appearance alone. You can tell that she's a problem child, just by her retarded hair cut. It's a pony tail on top and shaved on one side. She's destined to be a failed musician. Black Miley Cyrus in the making right here! Just you watch!
Come to find out, Deja ran away from home and was going around suckling the penis! Like mother like daughter! Oh well! Sundy is very young so, she can try again!
Sundy is obviously a basic bitch of a mother because, she tried the weakest psychological manipulation techniques on her daughters mind. She says to her, in so many words, "when she hits the fan. Who are you going to call"
I thought she was gonna say, "Ghost Busters". But she ruined a perfectly set up joke and lied when she told her mother, "I call you". You know because this is TV. and a whore like Sundy needs to have her Cosby moment.
Deja couldn't handle it working the stroll, so she called up mommy dearest. And now she's back at the crib eating up her cereal. Sundy is waiting for right argument to kick her out!
In the next scene, Jackie meets up with Brittish, to go shopping at Modani.
Brittish and Jackie feel that Brandy is a trouble maker. And Brittish said that Brandi is outdated, played out, corny. and her weave is whack! Oh and her pussy stinks too!
Brittish is going to throw a Turkish Tea party. A perfect excuse for fat ass to eat. And even though she doesn't really like Brandi, she is reluctantly inviting her to her house. Regardless of the fact that she expects trouble with her!
In our next scene, Draya and Jackie are meeting up and going for a walk.
And Draya is really not feeling the new friends, aka The Jackets!
Her plan is to sit back, watch the fireworks happen, and let the other bitches crash and burn, while she makes smores and roasts weenies on the flames!
Draya is a thinking whore, she is nearly 30 and is ready to stop her whorish ways temporarily, snag her a rich man, then rob him later in divorce court.
Jackie acts like she is surprised that Draya is pretending to be in love and looking to learn how to settle down with one man. and Draya brings up a great point, if Jackie is on her third husband, and the third time was a charm for her. Then of course it can happen for a cute little thing in her prime like Draya. Who happens to know how to play the game and lie, manipulate, cheat and steal! As matter of fact, her name for the rest of this review is officially Playa!
Playa feels like a brain new bitch! Her skirts are long, she's wearing panties and she isn't fucking raw at the moment! But the condoms are about to come off, she has a 3 year or less countdown until she announces a pregnancy! She's determined to get that mans money! She is a seasoned Gold Digger!And it's about to go down!
We are meeting up with Brandi and Jason again. And she needs to see the IBF now to make sure she will be able to have some bad kids!
So, they meet up with fertility Specialist Mark Surrey, who looks more like a serial killer than a doctor! Well, then again if he's a doctor. Yeah, I'll stop right there! Anyway!
Brandi once had Ovarian cancer or, spotted eggs as I call it. And the Dr. had to do some testing to make sure she's okay down there.
And it looks like her ovaries weren't producing enough tissue but, she will most likely be able to have more children.
However the Dr. seems more concerned with her husband and his sperm!
The Dr. wants to play with Jason's balls! He wants to make good and sure that his nuts are pumping the man milk out just right! I bet $10 that when he provides his sperm sample to him, the Dr. takes a sip! They better have cameras up in there!
Draya is now meeting up with Jackie, they have been invited to Brittsh's roof top Hoe down! Extra emphasis on the word, Hoe!
Jackie feels that Brittish should apologize to Draya, even if she is annoying. But we know that that wont happen! Anyway, Draya feels like this may be a set up. But she's gonna bring her tazer, a bat and a Snoop Dogg CD to listen to on the way. So she will be prepared!
In our next scene, were at the Turkish party.
Brittish's boyfriend has been to a shit load of European places to play Black Ball. So she believes that she is cultured. Her man has played everyone just about. Including, Italy, turkey, Germany, Israel, Sweden and even crappy Russia.
The best part about her silly speech is the fact that, this hood rat, with a bullet wound on her right shoulder! Thinks that by going to these foreign places, that she isn't just cultured, but has superior life experiences to the other women! But in reality. Over there, in these foreign places, those people know that their culture is a joke! Just look at the water from Soschi! As a matter of fact, since Jackie is a Homo's best friend. Brittish needs to ask her what she thinks about Russia and they way that they are kicking the gays in the ass!
Dumb bitch!
Anyway, as I expected, she had a bunch of pastry out, like these fat girls need more starch! HELL Nah!
And why did this fat ass dare to show her mid drift like this? When she turned around to walk away, her body had more roles than an Eddie Murphy movie! Brittish needs to change her name to shittish! Because she's shaped like shit! Lumpy and Funky! Damn, that's like 2 of the dwarfs that gang banged Snow White! Lumpy and Funky!
Anyway, so the other whores show up and park it! All except Malaysia and Brandi. And when Playa arrived! Hmm! She looked like absolute divine perfection. And the other girls were hating! Especially that washed up Sundy! I'mma call her Sudsy!
Malaysia and Brandi show up and start greeting the other girls before they say hello to Brittish. And that's Brittish with 2 T's! Anyway, it's her house and they didn't say hi to her first! So, she feels shaded. In her mind, this was about as big of a fail, as her mother at a spelling bee!
So Brittish with two T's does not want to give Playa an apology. End of story! And Brandi asks Brittish, how in the Hell is not okay to ask Sudsy about her daughter kissing penis's. But it's okay to ask Playa, the Pony about how many men have saddled up on that ass?
Sudsy cuts Brandi off and starts asking her about her Googling her. Then shit hit the fan when she accused Brandi of being a stalker!
Sudsy is a complete idiot. She is an air head. who is attempting to put off the fact that she is a terrible mother. This bird is attempting to deflect the heat from thousands upon thousands of people laughing at her daughter kissing cocks on the internet, by slandering Brandis name by calling her a stalker.
Brittish lets Brandi know that from the moment that they meant, she just knew that she was one of those bitches that she wouldn't like! Kind of like hate at first sight. You know, some people have soul mates. And these two are soul enemies I guess.
Brandi tells Brittish that she's insecure because she's fatter than Raven Symone before she lost the weight. And she looks like a poor version of Nicki Minaj!
And according to Brittish or Shittish, Brandi is the insecure one, because she is walking around with Elegant tattooed on her back in Chinese or Japan! In other words, Nicki Manure over hear doesn't know that they speak Japanese in Japan! But what do you really expect from a woman whose mother spells Brittish with two T's and Iarth (Earth) with an I?
So Brittish tells Brandi that she can take her "nigga" if she wanted him!
Wow! So, one master can steal another slave? I mean, she sounded just like Slave Owner saying this. Anyway, Jason doesn't do fat bitches so, she's *buzzer sound* INCORRECT! She can't take anything, but a spotted ovarian cancer ridden egg in her fat mouth!
So, Sudsy and Brandi get up to leave. And after some more shit talking, Brittish hops up and takes her shoes off! She must have had stilts on underneath her skirt because, she was as tall as Naomi Cambell, and when she took her heels off, she was shorter than Snookie.
And Lord Jesus, even though they came close to pumping fist like the Jersey Shore! They thankfully didn't fight physically!
Thank you white Jesus! Thank you!
And that was pretty much it!
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