Basketball Wives LA | Season 3 | Episode 4 | Review | Recap | Opinion

Basketball Wives LA | Season 3 | Episode 4 | Review | Recap | Opinion

The episode starts out where it left off. Much like a Mexican on the toilet, Jackie is spilling the beans! She is letting Draya know that her fantasy of a rich man cleaning the cum off of her face and kissing her on the mouth is officially over! Because Orlando is a cheater!

So, Draya is in disbelief about the news that her fiance smashed and sucked all over Jackie's chubby daughter Chantel!

Draya is not worried about what catty whores have to say. She knows Orlando is going no where! They're gonna stay together and he is being faithfull to her. Or at least that's what she thinks for now!


So, sexy Draya and sexy Malaysia leave the restaurant. And Draya doesn't want to show up for Jackie's Gay Event now.


So, Jackie and her life partner Doug are meeting up with their daughter, chubby Chantel!

Jackie let's Chantel know that she told her daddy, Doug about Orlando. And Chantel says that Orlando is a no body Basketball player that no one knows the name of. And the only sneaker deal he will ever receive is a sneak her deal. Yeah! He'll be sneaking Draya out of the house when his real main girl comes by!

She then went on to say that she's worried about making money. And Draya is only worried about the balls! Chantel has a bank account and Draya has a skank account! Yes, she said that Draya's stomach is a sperm bank!

Then, she refers to Draya as a used car! A Lemon! A beat down 1966 Ugo on 3 wheels with no windows, in the rain, during a Tornado, Hurricane and a Tsunami! A worn out, beat up, wet and weathered machine!

Then she said that Draya is a smash and dash! And she is just screwing for shoes and bags! Yes!  A jump off that merely receives sandwich money and cheap gifts!

And I might offend some women by saying this but, any woman who considers a mans finances when choosing a mate. Is a prostitute anyway! So, since Draya is faithful, honest, discrete and a nice person to people. Back int he day, she would have Mary Magdalene. A Holy prostitute. And in my opinion, she should get a house and whatever she likes! Call me Captian Save A Draya all you want! I like that little bird looking bitch! I would have wifed her too!
She's good at what she does.

Anyway! Chantel starts bragging about her accomplishments. She says that Draya selling swim suits in the winter is like. Sundy writing a guide for parents, with advice for mothers of teenaged daughters!

And she has personally accomplished so much more than Draya! Some of her most notable life accomplishments include but are not limited to. Recording two bargain bin albums, for sale at the local Good Will. And, she wrote a book at the age of fourteen! So I looked up her name on Amazon. Chantel Christie. And the bitch wrote a coloring book! You deceitful, whore!


Now we visit Bark N Bitches! A dog store! And I just wanna call a time out! And give Kudos to the producers who set up the scene with Sundy and Brittish in a dog store! This was the greatest hidden joke of all time!

Anyway, Sundy is telling Brittish about how Draya is being cheated on, yet is in complete denial.

And British says that Draya is stupid and delusional and if a slut walked out wearing a maid out fit at the house. And said she was a maid, Draya would believe her. Because she is desperate for a man!

And this is her first official relationship, and all Orlando is gonna do is say sorry, buy her a present and fuck her in the butt! Draya's specialty.


Now were visiting Flax. Malaysia and Ariane are working on the invitation  to the GLAAD event that Jackie is hosting. And it has a name! It's called, "Jackie Chrstie Marriage Equality Celebration".

And I believe in marriage equality alright! I believe in Polyamory! That's when you marry multiple people. Since this is about, "marriage equality". *Clears throat* These homos better be fighting for my right to marry Draya and Raven Symone! I mean, I can fantasize all that I want! Anyway, we all know that the Gays will not be fight for polygamy! Just their own selfish right to mock Christianity.

Speaking of Jesus! Now we're in the car with Jackie! And she's driving and masturbating! With for fingers! But hey, her Flasher coat is really nice!


Now it's finally time or Draya to confront Orlando about Chantel

He lives and works in racist Dallas Texas, she made him fly back to Los Angeles by lying to him and telling him that she missed him and would die without some penis!

So he went through the TSA, you know, Touching Someones Ass! Got groped and everything, anal cavity search. All that good stuff! And he was shocked when she said. "You're sleeping on the couch!! SUCKER!" "Ha ha! I tricked you! Women really are smarter than men! Even if I'm 30, been hoeing since birth and the most I got out of it was this T-shirt that says, open for service on the chest. And a smack on the ass!"

So then. Draya shakes Orlando down big time! She's like, look Orlando! I know that you fucked that fat bitch! Tell the truth! Was it good? Was it tight? Was it better than mine? She didn't do anal like do for you right?

But come to find out, Orlando was hooked up with Chantel via a friend. And when she came over to the house where Orlando was with his 5 friends, she stepped out of the car and he said, "I don't do fat bitches! And I don't do dark butts!"  And yes! Orlando actually implied that Chantel who is a light complected Mulatto, whose almost as bright as Draya, is not his type, because of her skin complexion! Man! Dudes these days!

Anyway! She stayed at his house for like 5 minutes and then left! So, he didn't smash. Allegedly!

But his friend, that he passed her off to, well, he sure did smashed and dash! I'm talking hit and run! Yeah, he played the knock out game with that pussy!

So, Draya is making him buy her something fly because the whole situation upset her. He has to make amends some way!

And Draya is gonna tell Jackie about how much of a cum guzzling slut Chanetel really is!


Now we're at the GLAAD event. And Jackie is up in there by herself! None of her girls have shown up yet!

But her Public Relations representative, Dominic is not there. He hasn't fully payed for the venue yes! And everything is a mess! The gift bags aren't done or anything!

But Dominic's Assistant is there! It's name is Ashley. And Ashley is apparently a transtestical! Or if it was Chinese it would be a "Ching chong, Ching Chong, Tranny Devito!"

Anyway, with things being screwed up before they can even start, Jackie starts calling the girls and panicking! She's has a cloud of anxiety over her head, and it's raining fear! She said that she now knows how Draya must feel hiding in another woman's house, in a pile of stuff animals wearing face paint, trying to blend in!

So, Dominic Friesen, who looks like a Meth Head, Pops up finally and Jackie wants answers!
Jackie tells Scarface that he is gonna be Friesen (freezing) his ass off because he's about to lose his livelihood playing with her Homo Event like this!

And Dominic has more excuses than a Black man in hand cuffs!

Jackie is like, " I ain't hearing that! I'll snatch your faggot nuts and that tranny's Adams Apple and make trail mix! Don't fuck with me Dominic!"

Then she said, "starting pistol!" Dominic asked her, "what does that mean?" She said' "you're fired! Now run!" *BANG!*

He ran his little gay, drug addict looking self out of there, holding hands with "Ashley".
The two were never seen again! I told you Jackie was in the Illuminati!


Now, Sundy shows up, and instead of lending a finger, she pulled a Draya and lended a lip! She got herself a drink of liquor and began bad mouthing the other women.

  When Malaysia arrives, Jackie, pretends that she's late to make "Good TV" of course ha ha!
So,  Brandi shows up next and as Malaysia is explaining to Brandi and Ariane what is going on, Sundy barges into the conversation. 

As for Jackie, she's pretending to not know why Draya is a no show. I mean, you just pulled her into a restaurant with 2 other girls and informed her that your daughter was sucking her future husband off along with 4 or 5 of his buddies. And you wonder why she didn't show up? 
Jackie is the Devil!

So, Brittish sits down with Sundy to discuss the fact that she feels as if Malaysia tried to play her. When she walked up in that piece, Malaysia allegedly gave her a "dry hello"!

So Brittish pulls Malaysia to the side and starts telling her that her hello was dry and she wants a wet goodbye! In other words, she can lick her lips and kiss her ass! And Malaysia lets her know that she didn't mean it like that.And to chill out ma! You know, she'd be cute if she lost 40 pounds!

Then, they all of sudden start doing like crazy black bitches do. You know, the thing were they talk with their hands like their wearing sock puppets? Yeah that thing!
Then they did that other thing that annoying black girls do when they get mad! You know, start talking fast and pointing, like an auctioneer. 

*Talking Peurto Rican fast like an Auctioneer* 
"Step right up,! This bitch right is going 10, can I get 20? 20 going once, going twice do I see 30? 30 going once, going twice, SOLD! To the bitch with the raggedy weave in the back!"

Speaking of weaves, when Brandi broke up the fight, she was throwing major shade! She kept screaming out, HAY HAY HAY! Not HEY, as in H.E.Y. but rather H.A.Y.  for horses. She was making fun of their weaves! I guess she really does believe that she's better than everybody after all!


And that was pretty much it for this episode!
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Blood Sweat and Heels | Season 1 | Episode 8 | Giving Some and Getting Some | Review | Recap | Opinion |

Blood Sweat and Heels | Season 1 | Episode 8 | Giving Some and Getting Some | Review | Recap | Opinion |

The show starts out where it left off last week. At the Cocktails with Belle event at EVR. Which is an acronym for "Everyone's Very Rich!" Well except for Melyssa. But' we'll get to that slut in a minute!


This episode was good and interesting right from the very start! So, Melyssa goes to buy herself a drink of Alcohol. And much like Daisy, her black card is broken! And she's tying to play dumb! Well Melyassa! You should have learned to stretch a dollar like you stretch a pussy! But it's all good! Imma take care of you as soon as I get this money!

Melyssa brought Daisy to Demetria's event because she wanted them to talk and fix their little pseudo beef.

And Demon-etria is being a vampire by trying to suck Daisy's positive energy out of her! She's hating on the sweet, spunky, bad wig wearing author and ball of positive energy!

I think that Daisy is adorable. And Demetria should work with her instead of against her. But anyway, Demetria turns her big disgusting body, so that she can fart on Daisy! And she knocks over a glass! And since Daisy is wearing a revealing  dress, that shows off her brown shapely legs. The glass jumps up and cuts her!

And this could have all been avoided if these women were in the kitchen and wearing their Burka's!

Anyways! Daisy the Sunflower is bleeding happy juice all over the place. It looks like a horror film! I'm talking Blood everywhere! Looking like a rap video shot in Compton.
Oh well, I  now know why the show is titled, "Blood Sweat and Heels" now! They were arguing and sweating, then Demetria drew blood and Daisy was sure nuff wearing some heels!

So Daisy got patched up, the she said F.T.S.! Fuck This Shit! And threw down that silly leg cast and put a tiny band aid on and somehow it stopped her from bleeding!

So, Demtria doesn't know why they are beefing with each other at this  point either! So I am not alone by being confused here! She told Daisy something to the effect of. "Sometime you might not remember what someone said, but you remember the way they made you feel."

*Scofffs*
And you know what? To be honest.. That sounds like something a rape victim would say.
I can see Raz B now. "I don't remember what he said, but that shit hurt!"

I was hoping that she was gonna tell Demetria that she is sick of her nasty attitude. Tell her to grow up! And then threaten to whip out a strap on, rip the rubber dick off! And then proceed to strap on fuck her up the ass with a can of glade! To freshen her stinking attitude! Because she's tired of being insecure and talking out of her cunt!

But, she took the higher route. And let her know that she's not trying to bring any drama tot he event, and she's sorry that Demetria took whatever she did the wrong way. Now they're cool again! For now! And they will talk about it another time.

So now we're at Melyssa's job. And she walks in so drunk from the night before that she had have a brother in a suit come play, "Captain Save a Video Hoe!" And find the icon to her email account on her computer for her!

And Brother man better hit that! 40 year old ex booty models that come to work with hang overs are the easiest pussy you're ever gonna get. And you got bragging rights to boot!

So Jennifer, Melyssa's boss told her that she needs to have a meeting with her really soon.
And I'm scurred (scared) that she's about to get fired!

So, now we're at Mica's apartment in Harlem New York!

Mica, who happens to be a high ranking member of the Illuminati. Drunk Model chapter. Has a torture apparatus for her cheating boyfriend all set up! She forced him to lay down at gun point. Took a sip from her special secret elixir *whispering* (Shh, it's alcohol!)

Then she sent some electrical currents through his eye brow!

Bad bad ruthless Mulatto! Nick Canon better watch his back!

Mica has a Cocktail party for Project Sunshine to go to. And she made her gay blabber mouthed boyfriend swear on Oath of Secrecy and silence. With the penalty of death if ever dares to reveal that secret!

*EVIL LAUGH* Muhu ha ha ha!

Hmm Cheddar cheese!


Now we visit Bries apartment in Manhattan New York.
And Brie might be cute. But even her dog is boring! I bet the only thing dryer than her personality is her pussy! Bries vagina is so dry, I can light a match on her clit!
I bet she masturbates with a hammer! Her coochie is so dry, tight, tart and hard. I bet she doesn't even own a wrench!

So, Melyssa Ford comes over! Amd she told sand paper snatch that she has this cute little Christmas Tree outfit that her dog can put on. And I was very confused. I said, "wait a minute! How does a woman like Melyssa who lives in that closet sized Apartment. I mean, it's not even a studio, it's just the sound proof booth! But, how does she have room there for extra clutter like Dog costumes!"

Then I released something! That little outfit, is probably something the bitch wore in a rap music video back in the day! When she was young! And relevant! At barbershops!

Anyway, Melyssa is laughing at the bib that Brie put on her dog. Because she knows how he must feel! Just like her days on music video shoot days, theirs a bitch with balls all around her!

You've made it Melyssa! You went from exploiting women to well... exploiting women! Congratulations you man-less 40 year old drunk! If you didn't scrape your womb over the years you could have a least had a baby or something! Oh well, at least you have debt to keep you company! You're bank account has nothing but 0's and a 1 at the end! Looking like a binary code!

So Demetria stops by. And Brie let's the girls know that they are dutifully invited to her charitable event for a Children's Hospital. And of course they drank to that!

Come to find out, it's Bries dog Rocko's birthday! And when she starts talking some bull shit about not putting a candle in his cake and what not. Demetria looks at her like she wants to get her psychologically evaluated. And Melyssa looks at her like, "Bitch! I would slap the black off of you, but I ran out of hand sanitizer!"


Now we're at Geneva's apartment in Harlem New York!

And she has a charitable event to attend, but forget all of that! This Wesley Snipes look a like is ready to get her some penis! She can't wait for it too! She decided to shove some Kegel balls up her coochie to tighten things up down there.  She is going on a date with a friend with bend a fits! Not benefits, bend a fits! Because he is gonna bend her chubby body over and Harpoon the Hippo!


So now were in an SUV, that's a Slut Utility Vehicle by the way! We're with Demttria aka Krustyy The Clown! Melyssa Ford aka the woman so sexy that she takes a shit with her legs cross! And Brie Bythewood aka O.R.B.! And I bet you're asking yourself, "what does that mean?" You know, she's an ORB,  O.R.B.! One Rich Bitch!

You see Brie and Mylessa do the same kind of work but, Brie has it easy! Mylessa works on her knees to sell Real Estate. And her knee pads are as raggedy as Mica the drunks kidneys.

Brie on the other hand, has a rich family so, she sells real estate through her Illuminati hook ups!

And Melyssa is a bit jealous of her easy, breezy, and privileged lifestyle.
I mean Brie is such a lady, when she wipes her ass, she folds the tissue over the chocolate before placing it into the toilet. Yes not tossing, but placing it. Carefully and slowly! And I bet she says, "there" when she gently puts it into the commode!


Now we arrive at Herbert H. Lehman College for the Children's Hospital party.

Demtria who is dressed like mother Earth in her green and blue dress. And Melyssa, who is dressed like the sky in her blue and white dress. Are chatting it up and the girls are gonna have a dinner party in the future. So they can stop disliking each other for no other reason than being catty girls.

And Melyssa and me feel the same way about Mica, that she is a sweet heart! And Melyssa has her back!

Speaking of Mica, we're at the Project Sunshine Event!

And they can barely get in the party good before some white boy in the Illuminati is hounding them about why they have been together for 2 years and aren't married yet! Because in their secret society, they marry to exchange monies and have what they believe to be "advanced" children, because of their blood lines.

And Mr. arranged marriage over here got married to his wife in 10 months to the date of them meeting! And he gave Mica that look like, "You know the rules". And Mica is a rebel, so they might off her!


So we're now back at the Hospital Charity Event! And Melyssa tells Demetria that Brie is so rich, that when she eats, she wipes her mouth with a gold embroidered, cashmere napkin. And the voice on her alarm clock that she wakes up to is Robin Leech from, "The Lifestyles Of The Rich and Famous!" And I don't mean a recording of his voice neither! Robin Leech sleeps underneath Bries bed and wakes her up by saying, "You're rich bitch!" at 6am every morning!

As a matter of fact. Her momma is more loaded like Aaliyah's airplane. She even has a 1.2 Million dollar painting in her bathroom!

And rumor has it. Bries birth, well, she was hatched from a golden egg!

And Demetria comes from money too! She was whipping her daddies credit card out of her Afro and charging it to the game since day 1!

Now,  according to Melyssa, she was so filthy and poor that she was forced to begin working at age 11! LMAO! She's so full of shit! LMAO! Yeah right Melyssa! The only job you've ever held was a hand job! Oh and a blow job! Silly prostitute. Until you sold your first house through Real Estate, you thought J.O.B. was an acronym for "Jerking Off the Boss!"


Now we're with Geneva and her Friend with Bend a fits named Wayne.
The two are having a date at the ARTE CAFE! And she is a silly fat girl. Acting how women act when they really like a guy!

 They barely ate any of their food before they had to hop up and leave to go do it!
And Wayne whispered something in her ear so crazy that she lost it and her balls fell out! No! Not the Kegal balls! I mean her testicles fell out of her duck taped ass!

He said this in her ear, *Psst!*"I always wanted to fuck Wesley Snipes!"
And the bitch was like, "On guard!" "Tushay" "Seppeku!" Lets's go!
Eww! Nasty!


Now we're at Pastai Restaurant  with Melyssa Ford and her boss Jennifer.
And Melyassa just knows that she's about be fired so, she starts talking that big girl shit! Saying stuff like, "I'm so awesome that I moved to New York with a 1 way bus ticket, 2 bags fulls of dildos  and $25!"

Yeah Melyssa, traveling with a small amount of cash is a good way to keep from losing it all in a robbery! Besides, you probably had some guys Centurion Black Card in your back pocket, keeping warm from all of that glorious booty heat!

And I bet you had a place to stay when you reached New York! I mean, $25 can get you a box to sleep in for the night. It wouldn't even put you in the worst of  hotels! So stop fronting!

So Jennifer fell for Melyssa's B.S. story and she still has her job. For now!

But, Jennifer is quitting the MNS company and her excuse is her Son ,who is of marrying age, is moving back to Seattle Washington. And he "needs her". So she is going back to the West Coast! To be there for her adult son! And Melyssa starts crying like someone came in her eyes!

Then she threw major shade at her boss! She said that she feels like Jennifer is her mom! LMAO! Melyssa is 37 years old! This lady can't be much older than her, 5 years at most! So she basically said that Jennifer is an old bat! LMAO!


In our final scene, we visit Demetria's apartment in Brooklyn New York.
Demon-etria is with her loser, doormat fiance Gregg. And Demon has a great idea for the ladies to come together and settle their petty differences. By going on a boat trip! And she is going to invite them by sending them really catty cards that say things like, "Dear Mica, you are a drunk, long faced, Vampire looking Mulatto mess of a whore! You nasty alcoholic slut! ". And, "dear Melyssa, a vagina is made to stretch for a baby. Not for a Parade! An old wise man once told me, that a woman's vagina should never big bigger than her apartment!"

What a catty cunt! And this is why I can't stand Demon-etria!

But I have a card for Gregg and one for Demetria. Dear Demetria. You are an evil fat black bitch! If you lost about 50-75 pounds, you'd be cute! But since you wont stop working your jaws, running to the refrigerator and doing pull ups on the counter. We will never see you in a size smaller than a 20. Like you will never see your feet when you stand and pee at the toilet!

And dear Gregg. Grow a pair bro. You are engaged to a man! Start standing up to him more often. And ps. Please buy some chopstick! You're upper lip is whiter than Brie's circle of friends!

And that was pretty much it for this episode! Next week is the season Finale! Yes! The show has only 9 episodes for it's first season! I don't know why! It was Bravo's biggest debuting audience in the history of the channel!

Anyway!

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Episode 17 He Said, She Said | Review | Recap | Opinion

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Episode 17 | He Said, She Said | Review | Recap | Opinion

The episode starts out at Atlanta Beach where you can be a shopaholic and an alcoholic at the same damn time! Cynthia is going bathing suit shopping and drinking a large glass of alcohol
when NeNe walks in. And they're being watched! The store clerk is some nosy white woman who is all up in the business. And she is watching them to make sure they don't steal! Racist cunt!

So anyway, NeNe only wears two piece's. I thought she was referring to her wig, but she was talking about bathing suits. Eww! The women are preparing to go to Mexico! And Cynthia can't wait to show off her body now that those fibroid bubbles have been popped! She had the bubble guts for real!

NeNe says that Marlo turned on her by befriending Kenya and she doesn't want to talk about her ever again! Let alone speak to her! But you know what they say! Elephants never forget!

Speaking of Marlo.Bootylicious Marlo is being visited by Stallion Booty Kenya Moore.
And theirs booty everywhere imn this scene!@ Is this Marlo's apartment, or a Pirate convention? Either way, they're having cocktails! Boy! I'd give Kenya's tail a cock alright!

Marlo admits that she knew that NeNe had an issue with her being friends with Kenya!
She laid down the rules and already explained to her that she had to either choose the horse or the Moose! And she chose the Kenya.

Marlo and Kenya feel that NeNe's real issue is the fact that her acting career is failing miserably! She went from being on 3 different TV. shows simultaneous, to now being forced to go back to the starting line! And just do her old drag queen routine on the Real Housewives of Atlanta! A show which is statistically accurate because only half of the black Housewives are actually married!


Now we're visiting Phaedra and Apollo's house. They're enjoying some time with their two children. Future inmate #1 is trying to catch frogs in the pool with a net. And future inmate #2 is about to be thrown in the pool by Bonnie, I mean Phaedra!

And Bonnie loathes the idea of going on a trip to filthy Mexico because. The last time the group went on a trip. Boonie almost had to shoot Kenya between the eyes! Because Clyde aka Apollo the scammer, decided he was gonna do something with Kenya that he can't do with Phaedra. And that's pick her up, put her on his shoulder. And jump into the pool!

He would have jumped into the pool with Phaedra but. If he did, all of the water would have come out.  And the pool would have been left as bare as Kenya's womb!

So, Phaedra is thinking about leaving Apollo to stay with the children while she takes her flamboyant homosexual friend Dwight. Mr. DUI! That way, she wont have to worry about them two sneaking off into the bushes! In other words, no half brother, bank robbing partner for Ayden.


Now Peter is visiting Kordell. And he tells Peter some startling information about his marriage!
His relationship between himself and Porsha was between the two of them and the man upstairs! Not God! But some man was living upstairs! He didn't eat or drink, he never left that bedroom. He'd just peak out and stare from time to time!

To make matters even more complicated. Porsha's family ruined their marriage!
She'd bring 12 people from her family to his house at a time. And one day Porsha's mother was sitting in his bedroom on his cream colored chairs, eating Peperoni Pizza!

And Porsha used to disappear for days at a time! Uh huh! I knew she had a straight man on the side! And come to find out, Porsha hounded Kordell about a divorce for 3 months! So she lied when she said that she found out about him wanting to part ways on twitter! I knew a woman that fine was too good to be true!


Now were finally in Mexico! At the El Dorado Royale Spa Resort by Karisma!

Kenya and Mr. Lawrence traveled a day ahead! And Kenya is such an evil whore, that she's going to leave pictures of herself wearing nearly nothing in the women's rooms! That way Apollo can pretend that he's in his old cell, and masturbate to them!

So NeNe, Gregg, Cynthia, Peter and Porsha arrive. And I'm wondering why Cynthia is dressed like a Sailor. Then I figured it out. Peter is finally gonna get some from Cynthia. And they're gonna do it on the beach so he doesn't make a mess everywhere. So, she dressed like a seaman for the semen!  Very clever Cynthia!

So Phaedra is hold out on coming. Like Tantra. She wants to get the word from the girls that the feds aren't around before she gets down there!

In the meantime. NeNe Moose is bragging about arriving earlier than the other women. And I'm thinking, yeah bitch! You were the first one to Mexico and the last one at the hair salon!
Whoop dee fucking hair do! I hope you crack a hoof!

So, Kandi and Todd finally arrive and everyone is so far having a good time.
Then Porsha get's there and steals the show as usual. This time she said something dumber than that time she said that infamous quote. "I know it was racist but. My favorite cartoon was that black exploitation one where Bugs Bunny was tied to the train tracks in the Underground Railroad! Boy they really hated us back then!"

So what did Porsha-tard say this time ? What could she say that could be worse than the infamous Bugs Bunny Underground Railroad story? She said that she is Mexican because her, "baby hairs stay laid!"

No Porsha! Mexican's have hair in their drinking water, and black girls like you buy their hair from dirty Indian girls. Who have hair in their ass!

Come to think of it. You are a Mexican Porsha! You're cheap, stupid, only qualify to work as a maid. You have a big funky family that you tried to cram into Kordells mansion. And no one wants to live near you. Sounds like a Mexican to me! Ha Ha!

So, everyone is having a good time in the stretch Hummer limo from the air port. And Peter says to Porsha, "Porsha, no shade. Because the only shade (Sade) someone as black as me knows is that singer who sings the Sweetest Taboo!"


"I talked to Kordell. And you're a lying heifer! Kordell said you and your family are trifling free loaders! The type to jump up and lay down on a Granite kitchen counter on television, acting like coon casserole"

And Porsha is still lying about loving Kordell. Because she says that she is going to divorce him and immediately show off the new guy to the world! Boy! pretty women must heal fast after break ups!

It's always fun having a fine woman. Until she moves on to the next penis! When Alicia Keys left me, it was very hard to deal with! I'll never get over that dream.


So, the group arrive at the El Dorado Royale. And Kenya is there spinning around half naked and being very racist. She is making that stupid sound that Hispanics make. *rolls tongue!*
And the wet backs almost cut her head off!

Anyways! Mr. Lawrence of course had to come in spinning around being an attention whore just like Kenya! He had on his Poncho, some all white "please Lord don't let me get my period" pants! And a fake beard! So he spent around and acted gay and annoying. We all know how the gays are!

I wonder how many people peeped this! Porsha said the same thing that I said in an earlier review! That Kenya's boyfriend from Africa, is so black that we can't see him. He's invisible!
Like I always say, "Great minds, think like dykes!"  Ha ha! But seriously, as retarded as Porsha is, I now under stand why they say that a broken clock is right twice a day. Porsha's so stupid, her spirit animal is a ding bat!

So Kenya shows the group their rooms. And she gave NeNe a presidential suite to match her patriot looking wig! Ands he's telling NeNe that she is giving her this room as an olive branch because...

and before she can finish speaking. Moose ate the damn olive branch! Greedy whore!
Anyway! The place is so beautiful that Gregg hopped up on bed on all fours, and begin bouncing up and down and slapping his own ass! So, I don't want to read any negative comments underneath my videos, crying about me calling NeNe a man! She clearly gives it to Gregg from the back!

If a room on vacation would make Gregg do that. Just imagine what he'd do for a biscuit.


In the next scene. Porsha showed the world an old Ancient African secret! That while white girls do their hair on their head. Black girls pull theirs off to brush it! See, white folks, scalp tickets. Black women scalp Mexican's for their hair. She's been their one day and she already has some poor Mexicunt running around, holding her head like Sleepy Hollow!

So, Porsha hasn't had any booty in so long that she jumped up on Cynthia and ate her out!
But lets move along to the closing scene.


So the group meet up at Jo Jo's Restaurant! And no! K-Ci is not the manager! Anyway! Kenya wants to mix up the couples and have them sit next to people other than their partners.
When they're seated, Gregg tells Porsha that she was a fool for leaving Kordell because he has lot's of money.


And Porsha, whose fed up with all of the Kordell talk. Wants to explain once and for all to everyone why her and Kordell broke up so they can stop asking. So she tells them that at first she did agree to stay home with their child and what not, but things changed. So Todd cut her off and said, "Wait! you mean to tell me that dude had a sex change?" And Porsha was so pissed that she spit at Todd and said, "Shut your little ass up Pinocchio! Before I cut your fucking strings!"

Then she went on to say that Kordell wasn't buying her enough materialistic things so with her being the gold digging whore that she is, she had to go find more lucrative ways to make money to buy expensive things that make wealthy white people even richer! You know! Like spending her life savings on weave!

And come to find out. She married Kordell so that she could help take away the rumors that Kordell is a homosexual! In exchange for him buying her expensive trinkets. In other words, they were in fact in an arranged marriage.

In this scene, Kenya Moore was being so invasive and mean and shady to Porsha. That the Porsha almost got up and broke her neck! So, stay tuned! We just may see Porsha and Kenya go at it. I hope not! Lord knows Porsha can't afford to take a blow to the head! Porsha can afford  taking a blow to the head like she can afford an 8,000 square foot mansion, off of synthetic hair and Reality TV. money!

And that was pretty much it for this episode!

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Love and Hip Hop | New York SEASON 5 | Atlanta Season 3 | Producer Mona Scott | being sued for $50 Million Dollars!

Love and Hip Hop | New York SEASON 5 | Atlanta Season 3 | Producer Mona Scott | being sued for $50 Million Dollars!

 

 

Nicki Davis and Trisha Lum of 8th Wonder Entertainment are suing the producer of Love and Hip Hop. Mona Scott Young, along with. VH1, MTV NETWORKS, Viacom and  Jeff Olde.
For a sum of 50 million dollars! For copyright infringement and breach of contract!

Davis and Lum claim that they pitched an idea to VH1 for a show titled, "Hip Hop Wives".
They wanted to make a Basketball Wives styled show where camera's followed the lives of the wives and ex wives of Hip Hop musicians and moguls.

Some of the women that they had in mind for the program included. Chrissy Lampkin, who is currently engaged to rapper and business entrepreneur, Jim Jones. Debbie Lorenzo, the ex wife of Irving Lorenzo Gotti. Mashonda Tifere, the ex wife of the world's luckiest man, aka Mr. I get to fuck Alicia Keys every night. Better known as, Swizz Beatz. And Tashera Simmons. The ex wife of DMX!


Mona Scott of Monami Entertainment said that. Read about news of the lawsuit on blogs like meetmagazine.blogspot.com!

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Chris Brown | ARRESTED! | Kicked out of Rehab | For probation violation! | Rhianna beater in jail without bond!

Chris Brown | ARRESTED! | Kicked out of Rehab | For probation violation! | Rhianna beater in jail without bond!

Orignal sotry posted on TMZ. Cliick below for direct link!
http://www.tmz.com/2014/03/14/chris-brown-jailed-rehab-rihanna-anger-management/


When Chris Brown, the bull. saw red (Rhianna's hair) and threw a few uppercuts into her direction. The Judge from that case appointed him to live in the Malibu Rehabilitation Facility for 90 days.

The anger management and therapy that he was to receive was supposed to mend his broken mind. And help him to finally get his shit together.  And he was told that if he left the place, he'd receive a go directly to jail monopoly card! When he violated, "internal rules", whatever that is, he got the boot!

Chris violated his probation and now he is being held in jail without bond!

Wow! I feel sorry for the pale prisoner! I heard they like the pretty boys in there!
And, the crazy thing about it is, he really does need rehab!
So that way, he can get his life together and get back to making good music!



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Twerk Girl | Love and Hip Hop Houston Star | Stripper Jhonni Blaze arrested for boyfriends murder! | New York Season 5 and Atlanta Season 3 related NEWS!

Love and Hip Hop Houston Star | Stripper Jhonni Blaze arrested for boyfriends murder! | New York Season 5 and Atlanta Season 3 related NEWS!

It isn't even the first episode of Love and Hip Hop New York Season 5 and  Rich Dollaz girlfriend, booty model, stripper and business woman. Jhonni Blaze (real name: Jzapal Jackson) is already arrested!

The story is developing. But I got word that she was arrested in connection with her boyfriends murder! 30 Year old Brian Washington was shot to death outside of NOX night club on Christmas in 2013. Jhonni blaze left Texas and fled to Atlanta to hide out. But was arrested on March 5, 2014!

 So, I will update the story when more news comes in! Their are reports that she has allegedly been fighting in jail! And they had to put her by herself! 

Crazy thing about it is, she has only been locked up for well, less than 2 weeks!

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I wonder if her new man Rich Dollaz is gonna help her out!

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Basketball Wives LA | Season 3 | Episode 3 | Review | Recap | Opinion

Basketball Wives LA | Season 3 | Episode 3 | Review | Recap | Opinion

The show starts out with Jackie and her gang, the Jackets! Brittish and Sundy
at Wynn Nail Spa.

Brittish and Sundy are talking about Brandi. Saying things like, she is broke, doesn't have a job, is insecure, thinks she's better than everybody else,  is ugly, has a stank attitude, and a bad make up artist!

As for Draya, they feel that she looked cute at the Turkish party, but she is a habitually naked little slut, that needs to put some clothes on! Which is of course hilarious because Sundy Carter used to be a booty model herself! Yes! Miss Judgmental Sundy Carter used to take pictures nude or almost nude for dollars. She was a stripper for photographers.

To make it worse,  when Sundy sees Draya, she's gonna call her her old stripper name. "Miami", just to be petty witch!

And I just wanna know whether or not Draya slept with her man! Why else would Sundy be so insecure about chicken wing?



In our next scene we we visit Andaz to see the pretty girls on the show.
Brandi, Malaysia and that fine ass Draya!

Draya is playing hoe coach. and tells Brandi that Brittish is a 5 year old, who hangs out with 50 year old kidnappers like Jackie, because she gave her a bag of candy!

As for this homo party that Jackie is planning, Draya is going to be the self appointed assistant manager and make sure the other women are doing what they are supposed to be doing.


In one of the best scenes of the show. We meet up with Draya at the park with her son that is almost as tall as her. The reason why this is our first time seeing him is because Draya abandoned hm a long time ago to chase penis and money.


On a side note, Draya used to go out with Erica Mena, and birds of a feather, neglect their children together! But, she is ready to be a mommy for at least one funny and very short scene!

This little boy looked so confused when he saw his mother! He gave her that look like, "And who are you and where are we going?"

She said, "get your ass in the car boy! I'm your mother!"

If this boy is almost her size, and judging by how young she looks. I'd say that she had him at around 14. Oh well, I'd still smash Draya! Even if she is pushing the dirty 30 and has had more miles put on her than a fleet of U-Hauls!


So, the two erected a goal and pulled out a soccer ball! And we all know that erections and balls are Draya's specialty! But Niko somehow beat Draya at Soccer which is funny because, Draya has had more balls dangling from her face than a Christmas tree! So I just don't get it!


So now, Jackie goes to visit her daughter Chantel. And you can tell that they're related. They both have the family neck! You know? A neck with more lines than Whitney Houston's coffee table? Uh huh!

Don't get me wrong. She's cute, with her big ass forehead. But besides having a satellite dish for a forehead and those big, ugly old school earrings. She is nice looking. From certain angles. For a chub wub! Even if she does have a double chin and all that fat around her neck.
I'd smash. If she wouldn't tell anybody!

Jackie said she  wants to be her momager, you know mom slash manager. like Kris Jenner. And Chantel looks mortified!

Come to find out, Jackie used to manage Chantel's non existent singing career. And she was a complete control freak,! Her pimping, I mean managing style ruined their personal relationship. What may be even more disturbing is the fact that Jackie told her that she is her favorite child! So, she has her children divided up into categories?

Chantel, says that tshe accepts her as who she is. A character. and people who are characters, lack character. Jackie is obviously insane.Just my observation.

So Jackie aks Chantel about who she is dating. Chantel informs her mom that the guy she was dating is Orlando! Draya's client! I mean current boyfriend!

She then informs her mom that Orlando tried to hit it from the back! And the front, and sideways, and upside down. and he tried to get her to lick his asshole too! But she told him, "no!" "All that you can get from me is conversation and a tease!"

Now the conversation got to be really sketchy when she said that she not only has she been to his house, but has washed some dishes and everything. And that comment leads me to ask this question. Does this fool need to invest in some paper plates and plastic forks? Or were you washing dishes the nights that you stayed over and Orlando was beating them walls like a "Flip This House" marathon?! You home wrecking hussy!

So, Chantel found out on the internet about Orlando screwing Draya! Probably on that crappy Lip Stick Alley website. (Those nosy heifers!) Also, people sent her pictures, then she saw him at the ESPY awards with Draya!

Jackie being the mafia leader that she is, is going to talk to Draya as opposed to Chantel speaking with her. Because Chantel is too immature and insecure to be civilized the our favorite prostitute! And Jackie pinky swears that she wont tell Chanetels daddy, Doug. And when I say, "pinky swear" I don't mean her finger, I mean she swore on her pink pussy!

Jackie is on Eyes Wide Shut shit! Trust me!

In our next scene it's the 6 month anniversary of Draya and Orlando's relationship. And she blind folded him and he sat her nearly naked booty on the counter! After they pop the champagne, he informs Draya that he purchased her a little present. So he walks off, and comes back walking very gay. And draya swears that he is about to propose! But nah! He lets her know that he is 26 years old and he isn't thinking about marriage right now. Especially when it comes to marrying strippers and prostitutes with a big old son almost as tall as him!

Draya is thirsty from being a whore. Or as she words it, "where there's a dry mouth, there's a wet pussy!" You see, Draya only wanted two things her whole lifetime. An asshole that would stop falling inside out. And someone to look pass the fact that she's had more trains ran on her than Bugs Bunny!

So he hands her a box of earrings and she asks him, "So Orlando are you ever gonna propose to me?" And Orlando said, "Nah bitch! All you are to me is some LIP! You know L.I.P.? Live In Pussy!" Enjoy your free ride. And suck on this pop dickle!


Now Doug and Jackie are meeting up.
Jackie informs Doug about the Draya situation. Which she should. Because if something were to happen to their cute, big bootied daughter. Jackie wouldn't be able to get it off of her tiny little conscious. So Doug tells her that she better bring the Jackets! Because Draya might kill the messenger!


So, now were at the park with Doug and Lorenzo. And they're about to do some training. And I notices something odd! Lorenzo is thick, like a football player.The only basketball he should be playing is balling up some fruits and veges, and placing them in his shopping basket! Fat sloppy fucker!

Lorenzo asked Doug for some advice concerning marriage. Such as, how him and British can stay together in a loving and happy marriage.

Doug informs Lorenzo that what him and Jackie did was this.
So, he went into some stupid speech about circles and fruit loops and hoola hoops and some other bull shit. I mean. I have never been married. But my advice to Lorenzo would have been this. "Brah! You wanna stay married a long time? Well, okay! E.T.B.! Eat the Booty! And preferably with extra spit. And yeah! That's the key to a happy and prosperous marriage!"

So, after that old bull shit about love and circles. Doug told him the truth! He told Lorenzo that if he wants to never get divorced. He needs to eat that booty! And tie her up, upside down, and beat her until she bleeds with a whip, or a slender strap! While she's blindfolded!
He also informs Lorenzo about role playing. Because all of this is unheard of by someone his age. Sure! Ha ha! And of course marriages are all about sex. Well at least in Jackie and Doug's secret world! Mmm, Hmm!


Now we visit the Stone Candle Bar! Malaysia and Playa are shopping for the gift bag items for that homo event that Jackie is throwing so that she can continue to pimp the gays.


Malaysia wants to buy candles because, she doesn't know what the Hell that scam artists Jackie wants! And that was the first thing she saw when she walked in so, works for her!

So,  Malaysia thinks that she has 200 bags to stuff, and they found the perfect item for a gang of fudge packers. A rainbow candle! You know, since the sausage sippers stole the Rainbow from Jesus? And while they're waiting for a black out to happen, they can shove the candle up their ass!

So it's multipurpose! Or as Draya says, "It's a win, win, for your rear end!"

Anyway, so, Malaysia calls Jackie to ask her about the money for the candles. And whether or not this is a good enough present. So, Jackie informs her that she only has to do 50 bags and that she expects other people that she's hustling to be suckers, I mean donate! As she puts it!
In other words, you're paying for it Malaysia! You may be pretty, but you're not smart, at all!

And come to find out Jackie has spent about $30,000 on the event already. Probably to dig a hole for that dungeon to hide the secret orgy! Anyway! Before she can try to hustle Malaysia some more. Draya, who is the type of hoe that is used to being saved, comes to Malaysia's aid. She swooped down like the bird she is and squawked into the phone and parroted this message. *Bird Voice* "Squawk! Girl, bye!"


Now we visit the Duplex. Jackie and Doug, are sitting up their looking like Will and Jada.  With Brittish and Lorenzo. I can tell you this much! I think that Jackie and Doug are swingers! Something tells me that they're possible going to have an orgy, were everyone gets stuck! Doug and Lorenzo look like the type to get the booty bumped anyway! I smell sugar!

So, Lorenzo asks Jackie about how it feels to be married. And Jackie implies that her and Doug are each others beards! And they have S.W.A.G, which stands for, "Secretly We Are Gay!"

And their dirty little gay secret and the thought of deceiving the world is what keeps them going!

So, Brittish lets them know that she has changed Lorenzo! He used to be out their screwing a lot of girls. But her head game is sick so he "changed", just for her!*Scoffs!*


Jackie asks if they fantasize. And then she start talking about role playing, just like Doug did earlier! Because, Jackie and Doug do shit like this when they're recruiting people for their secret sex parties. And partner swapping! And Brittish and Lorenzo are not falling for it for even one second! In fact, they seem to be appalled by the idea of Doug sicking his balled head into Jackies hairy ass! They almost got up and ran out of that restaurant!


Now were at the Castaway. Sundy and Jackie, and Jackie's new wig sit down.
Jackie is looking just like that character from that movie, "The Dark Crystal!"

Sundy may be cute, but she is a fucking hater! She starts talking crap about how Brandi better not be at the homo bash, or she will hit her in the head with a bottle, or trip her, or tickle her to death or something!

So Jackie cuts her off and starts telling her about Chantel sucking off Orlando.

And everyone knows that Sundy's daughter swallows swords for a living. So, Jackie found something that she has in common with Sundy. Yep! Dick sucking daughters, bringing the world together since 1380!

Sundy is shocked! Not as surprised as she was when she received that nasty backlash from the entire planet when she tweeted out a picture of her own daughter suckling the penis upon the internet!

Anyway, besides them connecting on their daughters sucking penis's. Sundy, with her evil alien sounding voice and her alien looking face is still hating on Draya! And she wants to be there when Jackie informs her about Chantel and Orlando.


Now were visiting Il Cielo, which is Spanish for, "Ciara has a little butt".
Playa is meeting up with Malaysia and Brandi.
And Playa says that she has been with Orlando for  6 months and they are still using condoms. and that makes Draya  feel grown up! Which is an improvement. She usually feels felt up!

The funny thing about this scene is when Draya starts talking about how she is a crazy, psychotic girlfriend. The type that goes through your phone, and your brain while you're sleeping! And she does anal cavity searches too. With no glove.

She also said that she sleeps with one eye on her man. I guess so when everything on you is fake. Wig on the jacket holder, eye on her man, titties on the door step! Ass in the pantry, brain in the oven!

Mr's Potato head swag, with a play dough pussy and monopoly money! Tragic Mulatto! Man! Mixed chicks stay losing!

Come to find out, the other heifers have been cheated on before and this scares Draya. I mean, she slept with everyone's man as a come up. And Karma is going to bite Playa bad when Orlando gives her that magic! Yep! That Magic Johnson! That dirty A. Or, the Aids! He'll be cheating and bringing back flees in no time. He's that type. I can tell! And that's when I'm gonna scoop her! I'll be rich by then!

I love how Draya, the side chick super heroine acts as if she is so shocked by the fact that people cheat! She has hidden in a number of closets when the wife has come home! In her life time! I can see her little skinny ass now peeking out of the garbage can like Oscar the Grouch, with a banana on her head. As the wife pulls into the garage, home sick from work or because she forgot something!

Anyway, she said that she was about to cry! Then I realized that she was about to cry laughing. Because she has cheated with both of these women's men. Wow, I guess light skin really is the right skin!


In our final scene were at Rockwell restaurant.
Jackie brought the jackets out to protect her from Draya's rain! Yep! She brought Malaysia and Sundy with her. And Sundy informs Draya that she knows the tea that Jackie is about to spill.
And Sundy is masturbating anticipation for this news to be cast!

Jackie lets Draya know that Orlando was slobbing down Chantel. And Draya denies it at first. And says that Chantel used to fuck his friend, but not Orlando! So then Jackie whips out her phone and shows her the proof!

And I'll see you next review to finish the story! Because that's where the scene ends!


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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 and 7 Star Porsha Williams has BREAST IMPLANTS! And a short hair do!

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 and 7 Star Porsha Williams has BREAST IMPLANTS! And a short hair do!

On the 12th of March 2014, the beautiful singer, and brilliant actress Porsha Williams, @Porsha4real posted this picture with the following caption. "Trying something diff! Do you guys like my new do?!😬 👍or 👎 #havingfun "


And my opinion is. Her hair is okay. She looks better with long hair! This short hair do brings her down to a 10 from her usual 20 on a scale of 1-10!

You're still ravishing perfection darling. But you are being an attention whore right about now! You just wanted to show of your new breast implants!

It's crazy because Porsha in my opinion was literally perfect with her little boobies and giant booty. And her unique features and perfect face!

Add in her bubbly personality and you had one awesome lady! I wish more women would just be themselves. Their natural selves! 

And on second thought! Doesn't she have a company called "Naked Hair"? If so, shouldn't you be wearing and promoting your product?

And one more thing. Can you hook me up with your sister Lauren Williams? I mean, since you're dating Billionaires from Africa. Allegedly!

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta | Season 6 | Episode 16 | Twirling With The Enemy | Review | Recap | Opinion

The Real Housewives of Atlanta | Season 6 | Episode 16 | Twirling With The Enemy | Review Recap Opinion

The episode starts out at NeNe's house with Moose and Gregg!
And Shamo still swears that she didn't know that the event was to honor her.
And she jokes about having a spit personality named Nay Nay, because she's been diagnosed as, "full of shitsophrenic"!

Yeah, she's full of it! Blame your actions on your split personality? Just because you wear a raggedy wig and walk around looking like Donald Trump after losing a fight. Doesn't make you a man named Nay Nay!

 Anyway! Gregg is far too supportive. He agrees with Ne Ne that Peter was way out of line at the masquerade. And Ne Ne is one of those nasty black women that love to challenge a mans masculinity. She thinks that Peter was a "bitch" for merely stating that when you are in public at a charitable event you should act accordingly!

She approached Peter the Skunk, yet she claims that he was "up in women's faces".
Anyway! NeNe has been invited to Peters upcoming birthday party. She isn't going to turn down food.


Now were visiting, The Reserve -  Cafe Circa. Kenya Moore and Marlo are meeting up for coffee. I mean alcohol! So Marlo, who is dressed up like a Tarot Card Reader missed the Masquerade but will come to the next event for sure! However, she allegedly donated to the Saving Our Daughters foundation!

Kenya still exclaims that NeNe knew about the event and got an invitation.
In a nut shell, Kenya told Marlo that NeNe acted a damn full blown fool at the Masquerade!
Marlo at this point is still supportive of NeNe. And even defended her friend.


In the next scene. Peter's Surprise Party is being set up and they only have one hour!
It's a Jamaican themed birthday party and as we all know Jamaican's are so selfish that they forced the Government to give them their own day. Yes once a week we are forced to celebrate Jamaican day. You know. MON-day! The day for the Mon's!

Anyway, the bane arrives, and by band. I don't mean a group of Jamaican bobsledder looking fools. I mean two white dudes! Cynthia mumbled C A C under her breath. Yeah! I heard her say it! She said, "cracka ass cracka's!" They didn't put that in close caption for some reason. I wonder why!

So Peter, arrives wearing a white suit so that we can see him. And he can't wait to "dance" with Cynthia. And when I say, "dance" I mean dry hump! You'd think that you were at a little wet back birthday party the way he was smacking that ass with his stick!

But I feel you Peter! Cynthia has been using the fibroid excuse for not letting Peter smash. Because she has another man on the side! But anyways! He's smacking his throbbing boner on her ass cheeks and squeezing the booty in front of everybody! And he even flat out told her, "Bitch we can fuck right here!" And yes! He really said that!

Anyway, Porsha and her hot sister Lauren arrive on CPT! No, not "colored people time"! They arrived on CPT. Challenged people time. As in mentally challenge. You see when Porsha got her invitation she read it wrong. She thought it said, "you've been investigated!" So she fled the country!


So, Peter walks over to the women sitting down, feeling brand new in his white suit. With the thought of some birthday sex, and Jeremih playing in the background. He asks Kenya and Marlo about when they became friends!

And I personally think they are licking each others butts! But anyway, NeNe pops up and Peter is so horny that he kissed her on the neck in front of Gregg!

Anyway! NeNe talks to Kenya about the recent drama.  And NeNe is still mad about the couples event as well as the Masquerade! So, Kenya apologizes to Moose for stepping her hooves., I mean toes!

Yet, she still had to fight with her to get a hug! Then Marlo had to steal a hug too!
Geez! With frenimies like NeNe....

So, Wigopotamus  is upset about Kenya and Marlo being new friends. Ne Ne wants to control everything and everyone! And for whatever reason, she is treating Marlo like a cupcake. If someone else takes a bite, she doesn't want to eat it anymore! She treats Marlo like that's her side piece. Hmm, Cheddar cheese.

Peter wants for Cynthia to dress up like Marylin Monroe! She told him that she'd do it in the bedroom that night! Little did he know that she'd walk in dressed up in a blonde wig, pointing a loaded revolver at him. And shoot him in the face! Cynthia hates JFK!


So, NeNe arrives at Porsha's 8,000 Square Foot Mansion! That used to be NeNe's shoe! And she's feeling herself because she extended that silly looking weave. She's sitting there playing with it and implying that Porsha is a lazy slothful slut! She said Porsha earning the role in Kandi's play will give her a whole new outlook on work. Not life, but work!

And come to find out, her character named Jada, which she is still calling Jade, was in an abusive relationship. The guy she married even chocked her with some dental floss for not putting the cap back on the tooth paste! Geez! I'd hate to know what he'd do to her if she didn't flush the toilet! I'm sure she wouldn't go hungry! I'll just say that!

So, they discussed how acing is like sex. For it to truly be good, you gotta dig deep! And all that I could think about was turning my camera on and digging in Porsha! Boy, I'd rip Porsha's back seat out like Pimp My Ride! And stick a TV in her! Widescreen!

So, NeNe asks Porsha about dating. And told her that even though she is still married, since she is getting a divorce anyway, she might as well get some-new penis! And Porsha made the most basic of whore gestures. She protruded her tongue! So, yeah, she at least has someone in mind. If not, she has moved on already.

I just wonder what NeNe would say if Porsha got pregnant by some other guy. And her and Kordell never get fully divorced. You know a lot of women just claim that the baby is their husbands! And this is why I'm pro DNA tests for all children. On earth!


So now Mr. Lawrence is visiting Kenya Moore. And she lets him know that she is planning an all couples trip to Mexico. Dirty water, drug cartels and maids named Maria everywhere!
So, Kenya asks Lawrence to come along and be her gay body guard! To protect her from Apollo. Good luck with that.


So, now were at the first Annual Bailey Bowl! Cynthia's field day for grown ups!
All of the women had the opportunity to assemble their own teams to compete. For no real prize! Just bragging rights! So, basically, everyone is a loser at the end of this competition!


All of the women on the cast have their own teams. And things got really interesting when Marlo shows up. And she's not there for team NeNe either! She's is on Kenya Moore's team. Team Twirl! And NeNe is through with Marlo because she thinks that she crossed the line by befriending Kenya! NeNe is so Bossy that it's disgusting!

So, they started off with an egg race and NeNe's team came in 1st, Cynthia's team came in 2nd and Porsha's came in 3rd! Which makes sense, because like I said. Kenya aint got no eggs!

Then, they start hoola hooping and sack racing. And Porsha  team wins! So she starts Twerking! SWEET LORD JESUS! That ass looks like Heaven! And editing made sure to devote a good amount of time to the bootyliciousness! Which proves that not only gay men work at the Bravo Network!

So NeNe's team needed a confidence boost, so they started chanting "Team Rich!"
And Marlo ran over to NeNe and tried to jump on her back! And NeNe pushed her away and said, {Bullwinkle voice}  no moose rides after 5PM! Bitch!

At this point, He Man is so mad that she started calling for Gregg, because she was red to go!
I thought that she was gonna throw that ugly ass wig on her head. But maybe on the next episode!

Anyways! Marlo chases NeNe down and tells her that she is a fake friend  who walks around looking like Toupee Shakur!

Then went on to tell her that having a bad hair day is one thing, but NeNe is having a bad hair life! Because everyday is a bad hair day for NeNe!
And NeNe was so mad that she ripped her microphone off and threw it! And hit an old woman in the eye!

And that was pretty much it for this episode!

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta | Season 6 | Episode 15 | Dropping The Ball | Review Recap Opinion |

The Real Housewives of Atlanta | Season 6 | Episode 15 | Dropping The Ball | Review Recap Opinion |

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The show starts out at Lawrence's hair salon. He has Marlo sitting up there getting her hair done. And Kenya the wicked witch walks in and sits down. And the ladies and the gentleman are talking about all of the mess that has been going on. Such as the huge fight. And these shady bitches said that they looked up to He Man,Aka NeNe the moose. Because she is "older"!  Wow! All 3 of these whores are in their 40's and their talking about Moose like this behind her humps!

So the sissy, Mr. Lawrence asks Kenya about the Masquerade ball!
And Kenya claims that all of the women including NeNe received an E-vite. And not only will the event be for charity. Kenya is also hosting a casting for the event. Because she needs 10 bachelors from Atlanta to auction off for the charity.

And whatever proceeds that they receive will be for NeNe's favorite beggars, I mean charitable organization. Saving Our Dollars! I mean, Saving Our Daughters. And this is supposed to be an "olive branch" to NeNe, to call a truce on their waring and bickering. Smart move Kenya! Bands will make her dance! After all, she used to be a stripper!


In the next scene, we visit the Kandi Factory

Kandi, and her crew are doing auditions for her play. And some bitch that looks like Brandi is reading for a part. And her performance was as flat as Miley Cyrus's ass, in mom jeans!
I hope that she didn't get the part.

So, Kandi has a list of familiar names and faces that will be a part of her production. Including. R&B legends, Eddie Levert & Shirley Murdock, Q Parker of the R&B Quartet 112 and  D. woods of Danity Kane. And yes the D stands for D- list! So besides the Black has been brigade.

She has another sort of kinda famous person that she has been thinking about adding to the cast. Porsha!  So, Porsha walks in to audition for the role of Jada, Kandis little sister and a member of a female singing group in the play.

And before she can audition for the part, she's already asking monumentally dumb questions such as, "do the words have to be exact". So they told her, "Stick to the script!"
So she poured glue on her hand! They said, "what are you doing you dumb bitch?" She said, "I'm sticking to the script!"

Kandi called, "cut" and they cleaned her up and handed Porsha-tard a new script! Too bad they couldn't hand her a new brain!

So, as for her performance! She was alright! I'd like to see her act in a film, I think with some work she could be a good actress.  Anyway, her lines were pretty good, then she sang Eye on a Sparrow!

And she may not be Whitney Houston, but she sang better than  a lot of people that try out for American idol and other singing shows.


And Don Jaun, Kandi's gay manager. The one that looks like the gay version of the rapper, The Game, was proven wrong about Porsha. So, there! Take that, cock chopper!


In our next scene we visit Bar One. Cynthia, Marlo, Kenya, and Malorie have some corny men come by to take their shirts off and look ridiculous. In an attempt to be the man whores and slave meat to be auctioned off to hungry, desperate old vulture bitches with turkey necks!

So the guys show up, and not only did she only have 6 guys there. They were whack. But of course Kenya Whore was having an orgasm in her seat! I hope she was sitting on a towel.


In our next scene Porsha, the girl with the booty so tight! She can crack a walnut with her cheeks spread! Decides that it would be a good idea to bring the fat girls that she hangs out with, to go do some roller skating at a roller derby.

As expected, Porsha almighty got the role in Kandi's play. I mean, it's not like they were gonna find a girl more beautiful that Porsha Williams!

Porsha wants to win a Tony Award and an Emmy, and whatever other prestigious awards and accolades their are out there. See how ambitious this beautiful woman is? Yeah, haters, I'll chase you up a volcano, and kick you in the back! Yes, haters take a lava bath!

Anyway Porsha thinks that the character is named Jade, but Kandi informs her that the character is named Jada. And you know what? I said she was pretty, and ambitious, not smart.

So, everyone showed up except NeNe because Mooses and skates don't mix! And only Porsha, Kenya and Cynthia skated. Because Kandi didn't want her weave to start stinking and Phaedra is too fat and tired!

Porsha was falling all over the place and looking quite bootylicious while doing it. At one point she even laid there for a minute! And I haven't seen a sexy, big bootied girl lay down and play dead like that since Kim Kardashians sex tape!

Anyway, the ladies sit down to chat, and NeNe came up in the conversation. And Porsha being the piece keeper that she is, just wished that NeNe would have come so that they could all enjoy the day with each other. Aww, she so sweet. And pwetty!

So, Kenya's Masquerade will be missing a couple of the ladies! Kandi is booked for an event out of town and Porsha has a meeting on  that Sunday. So my two favorites will Xscape (escape) the drama! Get it? Xscape! Like the singing group Kandi was in?

In our next scene, we visit Kandis house. No not Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory!That's the house of Kandi!

Anyway! Kandi is working out to Phaedra and Apollo's whack work out DVD.
At least her ass looked fat while doing it. Oh well.

So Carmon who secretly lives there comes out of her room, I mean she pops up out of no wheres! And she's looking yummy. But she isn't ready to work out. She looks drained. And no, I didn't suck the life out of her. Yet!

So Kandi and her bisexual secret lover Carmon, have a mtual friend, named Benny. And Benny has a girl friend named Crystal. And Crystal is friends with Kandi's mother. And that old bitter bitch got word from Crystal, that Todd aka Toddler, Kandi's bite sized boyfriend, is fucking her best friend and assistant Carmon! In reality, they have a three way situation. But you didn't hear that from me!

Moving along! Carmon called Crystal to tell her to keep her name out of her mouth. Then Kandis mother called Carmon and left a threatening message. She said that if Carmon puts her hands on Crystal, she will drag Carmon down the street like she was a rag, and called her a low down heifer!

Then, to make things so much worse! Kandi's mom asked Benny to set Todd up! By getting him to touch some other women, and take pictures, as a way to make her daughter think that Todd was cheating on her.

Kandi was distraught of course. And she knows that she is going to have to tell Todd. So he can watch his back.



In our next scene, we visit Industry Studios. Cynthia is sitting down with NeNe.

And Cynthia informs NeNe about the ball that Kenya is throwing in her honor. And NeNe swears on her antlers that she didn't know anything about the event. She wasn't contacted what so ever. and her being honored there is all a mystery to her. And it's not like she is honorable, so were all lost on that one!


So now were visiting Kandi's house, she is with Todd and her white bitch, her dog named Georgia!

So, Kandi informs Todd about the talking that her mother has been doing behind his back. And when she tells Todd that Carmon told Crystal that she was gonna kick her ass! Todd got a boner!

But when Kandi tells him that the mother left a threatening voice mail message for Carmon,
Todd tells her to bring Carmon out there. I mean, she lives there anyway.

She comes outside, and they start talking about it. And Kandi is making excuses for her mothers behavior, and of course Todd and Carmon are not trying to hear that!

And Todd let's Kandi know that her mother has her mind fucked, and that she is in control of the relationship at this point. And that at some point, he might have to break up with her and just become her friend!

Perfect opening for him to get with that sexy ass Carmon as an official couple! Then Kandi can right a hit single about it!

Kandi says, her mom wont leave her like that. And that''s why she puts up with that crazy old bat! Then she starts crying. She tells them that blood is thicker than water. And her mom stays on the rag! And she's always clotting! I mean, her pussy stays spitting out chunks of Jello!

So, Kandi is going to start going to counseling and Todd as well as Carmon are very supportive of her! Todd will drop her off to be evaluated by the shrink, and waste up her money by forking over hundreds of thousands of dollars to white doctors that can't help her.

And when she's at the doctors office. Todd will do like any other crappy black guy, and fuck her best friend and assistant! That delicious Carmon. Hey. that's what I'd be doing.
I just wonder how many people watched this scene and peeped that at the very end, Carmon admitted to their love triangle. She said , "team work makes the dream work!"

Anyway, all I know is this! She's a freak, I can tell! If I was Todd, she'd be bald headed right now. From me pulling her hair back so far, Lebron James would point and laugh at her hairline!

Now were catching up with Kenya at Chateau de L'imaginaire
It's 1 hour to the Masquerade Ball and these racist devils that produce the show put a shot of filthy wet back cutting up watermelons!

I mean. Foreally? Seriously? Hmm, Cheddar cheese! You wanna tell me that you're gonna have some stinking spic stand up there and cut up watermelon for the black faces?


And not offer me none? That''s racist! I'm no ones, "coon". However, I will dance bow legged for water melon. And quarters. And for a threesome with Carmon and Porsha. Just saying!

Now were at Kenya's house and she's getting her face put on.
And talking on the phone with Cynthia. Who is on her way to the masquerade, in the car, with Malorie and Peter, and Peters spare tires, I mean,  swollen ball sack!

Allegedly NeNe wasn't invited. Cynthia hadn't talked with her all day long. And Kenya is texting her, trying to get in touch. Kenya claims that she already sent NeNe an Evite and it says on her computer that it was opened.

And the least that she can do is open her emails, because NeNe aint got no job, like Kenya aint got no eggs. So she can at least open her emails, I mean, what if an potential employer or weight watchers is trying to contact her? Or the zoo?

Now were at the masquerade. Kenya, being the bitch that she is, had to tell the bachelors, who look ugly old and washed up that they look handsome. Yeah, she is hell bent on getting as much sperm for her non existent eggs as possible.

And the guys shaded the fuck out of her! She complimented them, then asked them whether or not they felt that their were some pretty women there. They shook their heads and said yes, but no one, and I mean not even one for them complimented her on her looks!
Can you say failure?

Marlo, Kandi, Porsha and Phedra are all not there because they have other and better things that they had to do.

NeNe the Moose pops up with her old ass husband Gregg.
And she has a stank ass attitude! I mean, her attitude smells like Africa! And the Moose comes in a stomping, and she is talking about how Cynthia called her 50,000 times!

So she comes by in her nasty silver dress, looking like a silver back gorilla. With her blonde space wig on. Looking like a bicycle racers helmet. And when it is time for her to say hello, she flat out ignores Kenya like FEMA!

So Kenya, gets on the microphone and says a few words. she said, " a few words" literally! That's all she said!

Anyway, Kenya is about to hand NeNe the Microphone. Greg tells NeNe to choose her words carefully.

NeNe, snatches the microphone and says that its amazing how many good friends that has and doesn't know about it. And that she'd like to thank Saving Our Daughters!
Hands Kenya the mic back and walks away!


She cares more about her ego and pride than she cares about the charity. What a sociopath.

Kenya says, "Well, fuck you too!" Then begins selling the dicks! I mean auctioning the bachelors off to the whores and homos in the attendance.

Peter wants to leave, and he tells Cynthia that he has to go at this point
He's probably jealous because, all them dudes are about to get laid tonight and his balls are over their dragging the floor and making sparks!

NeNe says that she is ready to go too! And of course,  Greg who is NeNe's well trained dog obliges.

So, NeNe didn't really want to leave, she just wanted to confront Peter before he could leave!

Peter feels that what NeNe just did was foul and this was the wrong place for that nonsense.
And the tension made him feel uncomfortable!  And NeNe feels that Peter was medling in , "women's business".

Yeah, she pulled that weak female card. Because stank bitches like NeNe are never wrong! Even when they're clearly in the wrong lane.

Anyway, she said some mess about Bitches not being on her level. Because her antler technically make her taller. Blah blah blah, that was pretty much it!


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