The Real Housewives of Atlanta | Season 6 | Episode 16 | Twirling With The Enemy | Review | Recap | Opinion

The Real Housewives of Atlanta | Season 6 | Episode 16 | Twirling With The Enemy | Review Recap Opinion

The episode starts out at NeNe's house with Moose and Gregg!
And Shamo still swears that she didn't know that the event was to honor her.
And she jokes about having a spit personality named Nay Nay, because she's been diagnosed as, "full of shitsophrenic"!

Yeah, she's full of it! Blame your actions on your split personality? Just because you wear a raggedy wig and walk around looking like Donald Trump after losing a fight. Doesn't make you a man named Nay Nay!

 Anyway! Gregg is far too supportive. He agrees with Ne Ne that Peter was way out of line at the masquerade. And Ne Ne is one of those nasty black women that love to challenge a mans masculinity. She thinks that Peter was a "bitch" for merely stating that when you are in public at a charitable event you should act accordingly!

She approached Peter the Skunk, yet she claims that he was "up in women's faces".
Anyway! NeNe has been invited to Peters upcoming birthday party. She isn't going to turn down food.


Now were visiting, The Reserve -  Cafe Circa. Kenya Moore and Marlo are meeting up for coffee. I mean alcohol! So Marlo, who is dressed up like a Tarot Card Reader missed the Masquerade but will come to the next event for sure! However, she allegedly donated to the Saving Our Daughters foundation!

Kenya still exclaims that NeNe knew about the event and got an invitation.
In a nut shell, Kenya told Marlo that NeNe acted a damn full blown fool at the Masquerade!
Marlo at this point is still supportive of NeNe. And even defended her friend.


In the next scene. Peter's Surprise Party is being set up and they only have one hour!
It's a Jamaican themed birthday party and as we all know Jamaican's are so selfish that they forced the Government to give them their own day. Yes once a week we are forced to celebrate Jamaican day. You know. MON-day! The day for the Mon's!

Anyway, the bane arrives, and by band. I don't mean a group of Jamaican bobsledder looking fools. I mean two white dudes! Cynthia mumbled C A C under her breath. Yeah! I heard her say it! She said, "cracka ass cracka's!" They didn't put that in close caption for some reason. I wonder why!

So Peter, arrives wearing a white suit so that we can see him. And he can't wait to "dance" with Cynthia. And when I say, "dance" I mean dry hump! You'd think that you were at a little wet back birthday party the way he was smacking that ass with his stick!

But I feel you Peter! Cynthia has been using the fibroid excuse for not letting Peter smash. Because she has another man on the side! But anyways! He's smacking his throbbing boner on her ass cheeks and squeezing the booty in front of everybody! And he even flat out told her, "Bitch we can fuck right here!" And yes! He really said that!

Anyway, Porsha and her hot sister Lauren arrive on CPT! No, not "colored people time"! They arrived on CPT. Challenged people time. As in mentally challenge. You see when Porsha got her invitation she read it wrong. She thought it said, "you've been investigated!" So she fled the country!


So, Peter walks over to the women sitting down, feeling brand new in his white suit. With the thought of some birthday sex, and Jeremih playing in the background. He asks Kenya and Marlo about when they became friends!

And I personally think they are licking each others butts! But anyway, NeNe pops up and Peter is so horny that he kissed her on the neck in front of Gregg!

Anyway! NeNe talks to Kenya about the recent drama.  And NeNe is still mad about the couples event as well as the Masquerade! So, Kenya apologizes to Moose for stepping her hooves., I mean toes!

Yet, she still had to fight with her to get a hug! Then Marlo had to steal a hug too!
Geez! With frenimies like NeNe....

So, Wigopotamus  is upset about Kenya and Marlo being new friends. Ne Ne wants to control everything and everyone! And for whatever reason, she is treating Marlo like a cupcake. If someone else takes a bite, she doesn't want to eat it anymore! She treats Marlo like that's her side piece. Hmm, Cheddar cheese.

Peter wants for Cynthia to dress up like Marylin Monroe! She told him that she'd do it in the bedroom that night! Little did he know that she'd walk in dressed up in a blonde wig, pointing a loaded revolver at him. And shoot him in the face! Cynthia hates JFK!


So, NeNe arrives at Porsha's 8,000 Square Foot Mansion! That used to be NeNe's shoe! And she's feeling herself because she extended that silly looking weave. She's sitting there playing with it and implying that Porsha is a lazy slothful slut! She said Porsha earning the role in Kandi's play will give her a whole new outlook on work. Not life, but work!

And come to find out, her character named Jada, which she is still calling Jade, was in an abusive relationship. The guy she married even chocked her with some dental floss for not putting the cap back on the tooth paste! Geez! I'd hate to know what he'd do to her if she didn't flush the toilet! I'm sure she wouldn't go hungry! I'll just say that!

So, they discussed how acing is like sex. For it to truly be good, you gotta dig deep! And all that I could think about was turning my camera on and digging in Porsha! Boy, I'd rip Porsha's back seat out like Pimp My Ride! And stick a TV in her! Widescreen!

So, NeNe asks Porsha about dating. And told her that even though she is still married, since she is getting a divorce anyway, she might as well get some-new penis! And Porsha made the most basic of whore gestures. She protruded her tongue! So, yeah, she at least has someone in mind. If not, she has moved on already.

I just wonder what NeNe would say if Porsha got pregnant by some other guy. And her and Kordell never get fully divorced. You know a lot of women just claim that the baby is their husbands! And this is why I'm pro DNA tests for all children. On earth!


So now Mr. Lawrence is visiting Kenya Moore. And she lets him know that she is planning an all couples trip to Mexico. Dirty water, drug cartels and maids named Maria everywhere!
So, Kenya asks Lawrence to come along and be her gay body guard! To protect her from Apollo. Good luck with that.


So, now were at the first Annual Bailey Bowl! Cynthia's field day for grown ups!
All of the women had the opportunity to assemble their own teams to compete. For no real prize! Just bragging rights! So, basically, everyone is a loser at the end of this competition!


All of the women on the cast have their own teams. And things got really interesting when Marlo shows up. And she's not there for team NeNe either! She's is on Kenya Moore's team. Team Twirl! And NeNe is through with Marlo because she thinks that she crossed the line by befriending Kenya! NeNe is so Bossy that it's disgusting!

So, they started off with an egg race and NeNe's team came in 1st, Cynthia's team came in 2nd and Porsha's came in 3rd! Which makes sense, because like I said. Kenya aint got no eggs!

Then, they start hoola hooping and sack racing. And Porsha  team wins! So she starts Twerking! SWEET LORD JESUS! That ass looks like Heaven! And editing made sure to devote a good amount of time to the bootyliciousness! Which proves that not only gay men work at the Bravo Network!

So NeNe's team needed a confidence boost, so they started chanting "Team Rich!"
And Marlo ran over to NeNe and tried to jump on her back! And NeNe pushed her away and said, {Bullwinkle voice}  no moose rides after 5PM! Bitch!

At this point, He Man is so mad that she started calling for Gregg, because she was red to go!
I thought that she was gonna throw that ugly ass wig on her head. But maybe on the next episode!

Anyways! Marlo chases NeNe down and tells her that she is a fake friend  who walks around looking like Toupee Shakur!

Then went on to tell her that having a bad hair day is one thing, but NeNe is having a bad hair life! Because everyday is a bad hair day for NeNe!
And NeNe was so mad that she ripped her microphone off and threw it! And hit an old woman in the eye!

And that was pretty much it for this episode!

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