Black Ink Crew - Season 2 - Episode 6 - You're a Wreck! - Review, Recap - Opinion!

Black Ink Crew - Season 2 - Episode 6 - You're a Wreck! - Review, Recap - Opinion!

We start out at the shop, Dutchess is gonna do a tattoo for a woman named Maria Davis who has HIV! Maria wants an HIV or the AIDS ribbon because she just wants to get a tattoo! She acknowledges Leviticus 19:28 -"28You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor tattoo any marks upon you: I am the LORD."

Despite biblical passages forbidding Christians from receiving tattoos. Like most fake "Christians", she doesn't care! She tells a pathological lie about wanting to get a tattoo to start up conversations about the AIDS! She should just tell the truth! She wanted a tattoo and found an excuse to get one!

Maria's story goes as follows. She helped develop a lot of rappers careers such as Brooklyn rap legends Jay-z and Big L. She meant a man in the music industry and caught the AIDS from him. And yeah, that's her life story!

Anyway, maria is so hooked on sex, that she picks up a jar of condoms and inquires about not seeing any magnum brand rubbers! And I hope she didn't get a paper cut! Or plastic cut and pass along the cooties!

Duchess of course is being a typical man hating feminazi. As she jokes about the men around her not needing a magnum condom. She failed to mention them needing a flu shot after contact with her! This Nasty Mosquito with dread locks has a saber tooth tiger down there so, she needs a big meat to feed it's hunger!

Anyway, Maria is so thirsty to give the gift of plague pussy away. That she has the whoredacity. Yes, audacity of a whore, to asks Walt, LOUD at that! "Are you a magnum man sir?"

And I know, that Walt wanted to turn around and say, "Bitch! Nobody is thinking about that rotten rodent, nestled between your crusty musty thighs! We tried to be nice and let you come on the show. And no body is wearing a has-mat suit and a breathing mask! Hell, Michael Jackson wore gloves and a mask to be around everybody!

And you have THE AIDS! Yes! The main event! The Superbowl of STD's! Nobody, and I mean nobody is trying to bite your crusty cracker! That nasty, wormy, breaded fish that you're working with is not on the menu!

Walking around looking like Freddy Cougar, not Kreuger, Freddy Cougar! But you are no MILF Ma'am, you are not a M.I.L.F., Or a Mother I'd Love to Fuck! You're a MILH. A M.I.L.H. A Mother I'd Love to Heal! And no I don't mean sexual healing either! Now sip an AIDS cocktail, from a disposable cup! How could a suicide bomber such as yourself, dare to even think about sex? AT ALL!!!"


Sadly, Walter, took the "high route" and said "Excuse me, this is not the kind of conversations that we have at Black Ink". Yeah, tell that to Sky and Teddy!


Maria asks, "Why does everybody want a magnum". So that they don't contract the Maria's! You need to go spread some cream on that chewed up bacon looking asshole that you got!

Seriously! How dare this contagious coyote, carelessly chat about her penis fly trap of death?


All jokes aside! Ceaser says that his father was dealing with a woman for about 10 years. And when she was doing her thing on the side, she contracted the AIDS and passed the ball to his dad!

Ceaser wasn't close with his father, and can count on 2 hands how many times he saw him. He further states that his guide in life is to not be like his dad! He doesn't want to go running from woman to woman. And he wants to do the opposite of anything that his father did!

Side note. I finally figured out what Ceasers head reminds me of!  Ceaser's head is shaped like Mega Mans helmet! Back to the show!

In the next scene, Sassy and Puma are at the park, conversing. Puma has his mom back in his life. And he says that he has all of his girls around and he wants to be more family orientated. And then...

all of a sudden. A low life heckler says, "She not from Washington, you from Harlem. Suck a dick!" "You're not from Washington Heights bitch."."With your blue hair".

At this point, Sassy is looking a little bit heart broken and Puma has had it up to here with the foolishness!

Puma walks over there and says. "Sweetheart, she is not from Washington, she's actually from Harlem. So you're sounding mad stupid. You're sound wild stupid."
And attempts to walk away. He felt that their was an injustice so he spoke up for his friend. Bad move!


A homo thug wearing red pants and a mint green V-neck shirt. Approaches Puma, and threatens to throw him in the water. And keeps saying " what's up" why you came over there". I guess this is this punk simp's, way of defending this big mouthed, troublesome woman.

After more "What's up 's" than I can count. And this little sissy asking Puma if he is a thug. This punk, Pushes Puma to the ground, and then this homo thug with his Blonde Sisqo from Dru Hill looking hair du proceeds to wrestle with, and then even punch Puma!

Hopefully the police arrested this punk and put him in gay mans paradise. AKA Jail! I just wish that Puma was armed with a registered firearm. This coward assaulted this Moor on camera, for no other reason that being a super simp. And society believes that men have power over women?

Nope! Dollars have power over women, just ask Erica.
When you don't have anything, these men will rip each other apart and throw each other in harms way in a second for a woman!

But not me! Have fun tearing each other apart over these chicks. As soon as they started talking crap, I would have grabbed my girlfriends hand and left immediately. R.I.P. to both of these mens ego's. And  R.I.P. to Puma's pride! I know he felt emasculated that day! Just saying!

At least Sassy gives a crap about him though! She tried hard to get him out of there in one piece! And Puma got away without a hair being out of place!

Side show Bob looking mother fucker!

Any we are back at the tattoo shop. And Ceaser is standing outside when all of sudden. Suspect Ted walks up behind him! Cesear turns around before Teddy can give him a mammogram! Or a testicular cancer check! I mean, I know that Teddy isn't out, but he totally gives me the impression that he swings all ways, like a wind chime in a tornado. WOO!

He's like that guy in high school, that will catch you in the shower, and give you the Heimlich Maneuver! Talking about, "Oh, uh, I thought you were choking!" And then you reply with, "Negro were in the shower! Does it look like I'm eating to you?" Yeah! Teddy just reeks of down low stench! If he was there to save Puma, he probably would have gotten Sisqo's phone number!

Anyway! He walks up to Ceaser and Walt and the guys are laughing about Puma being confronted in Central Park! And these 3 Stooges think that it's so funny! Ceaser feels that he deserves it and these 3 homos are joking about how Puma has missing teeth. With friends like these, who needs enemies?


Back inside the shop, Dutchess is piercing an unattractive woman's nipples! Hopefully for her viewing pleasure only!

And Dutchess lets us in on a bull shit story about her being insecure about the size of her chest.

She claims that she was at her aunt Joe's retirement party. And her cousin Kim, has a set of twins, when she meets them for the first time her daughter gropes her like a TSA agent, and asks whether she is a girl or a boy.

And umm, I think that her face may have had something to do with that question!

I have diagnosed Dutchess with swollen feet. And over grown calves! Here is my recommendation.

Kanye West rented out the whole San Francisco Giants stadium to propose to Kim Kardashian. And luckily for you Dutchess, the place as not fully occupied!

So............. do the world a favor, and take a seat bitch!

While it may be true that Dutches's chest is the same size as O'shit's brain and Ceasers testicles.

You would never wear a bikini top, and go on stage and dance if you were honestly insecure. You just want a bigger chest and some attention. You are not insecure, you just desire, a larger chest. Learn the difference ladies, learn the difference.

Anyway, Dutchess's chest is so flat. She can use an eye patch for a bra!
No body is hating on your mosquito mounds! I happen to love popcorn kernels myself. So pass the butter!

Back at the shop. Walter is using the work computer to look up porn! I mean his dad that he hasn't seen since he was 15 years old.

Ceasers father left when he was 5, and he saw him one more time when he was about 18, by the time he was 21, his dad was dead. This of course crushed Ceaser! Walt is first generation, and has no reference to his family's history anywhere! He has no grandparents, parents, aunts and uncles!

And honestly, I feel like I am watching a sympathy scene from a movie full of villains! I wanna feel sorry for them. But they laughed at Puma being straight bashed by Sisqo!


In the next scene, Alexandra is talking to Walt.

And she is acting like she is on something. Something strong. She said she had 5 drinks before this set up scene! I think that someone may have put something in her drink! I wonder if Oh Shit was her bartender!

Anyway, Walt wants for Alexandra to help him find his daddy. And she is scarred to participate in it. She also states that she wants to visit Disney world, however she is scared to explore it! Maybe she heard the rumors about kids being kidnapped and mind controlled at Disney Land! (ILLUMINATI DON'T KILL ME! I didn't type that shit, a ghost did!)

Anyway, in the next scene.
At the Harlem Shake restaurant. Ceaser, Dutches,Tiffany Yummy Winter! And Ty. Are having a meal!

Ceaser is crying to his "Big Brother"Ty, who he looks at as being a father figure.
Ceaser is crying again about of all things, Puma of course! He is talking that "Loyalty" garbage again!


Dutches, chimes in with comments about how Puma has no degree in business. And even rhetorically asks, Why the Fuck Puma is even opening up his own shop.

In her southern slave accent she says, "Puma ain't got nobodies business degree. Puma can't do not one tattoo, he don't even have enough tattoos to say that he's an enthusiast. He's only gonna make himself look stupid at the end of the day!"

Luckily for Dutchess, her degrees did not require proper grammar!

Tye lets Ceaser know that the friendship is clearly over. Side Note! Ty talks like Yoda! He talks like he is from another planet! He must be one of them smart dumb, "ninjas"!



In next scene, Monster DNA booked my boo thing, Alexandra, Puma and Sassy to promote some products. Such as Monster brand Headphones!

Side note I highly recommend Monster products, they are one of the best in the audio business and if you need professional cables, Monster is comparable to Mogami.

Anyway! Alexandra is not at the shoot. She tells Puma on the phone that she had to bring some things to her grand mother and then possibly get a manicure and  pedicure, then she'd  come through in a cab. And the big mouthed make up artist named, "Natalie" is bitching already!


Sassy feels that Alexandra is not acting like a professional. And they are having doubts about hiring Alexandra to open up their new tattoo shop INK24! Oh well, their lost Alexandra's gain!

Natalie states that they should just do the shoot by themselves and that Alexandra is raggedy, and that she doesn't have the time to do Alex's look because it would take 3 additional hours and she has to wear a wig. Yada, Yada Yada!

Says the woman with a croqueted rag on her head! Why would a woman with an electric blanket on her face dare to speak about my boo thing like that? And of course this woman has no ring on her finger. HA HA! Anyway.

She asks Puma whether or not, she should speak to her or he should. Puma says, let me do it! He didn't want Natalie to be an evil wench towards her.


As soon as Alexandra comes in the room, Natalie viciously attacks her!

Natalie's brimming ego boils over, as she refuses to wait for Alexandra to even get a chance to apologize for being late to the photo shoot! I guess this Natalie witch is miss perfect! She is walking around wearing that thing on her head. ...

Wait, it can't be! Yup, Natalie is a Black Smurf! I knew I saw that hat somewhere before! Anyway, she was being so rude to Alexandra, that anyone with a pulse would feel pretty bad watching this!

Sassy, the nasty Saber toothed Tigger ,with the dead Parrot on her head, finds this tongue lashing to be very humorous! Yeah, a lesbian being humored by a tongue lashing! No shock there! She desires pop corn while watching this drama! And this is why no one will marry them! *LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY!* This is why! You love to see other people suffer right? LMAO!

Sassy will die an old poor lady surrounded by cats and colorful strands of hair! CUNT!

Anyway, Alexandra takes the higher route and tries to leave peacefully! Like any civilized person would do!  And this filthy Natalie demon! Follows her outside and harasses her as she walks down the road.

Berating her with comments such as, "You're a wreck!" and "Get your life right!"

Puma says that he want positive energy around him, yet Natale is about as negative as it gets!

Alexandra wants positive energy around her as well. In other words, me! Now that's a smart girl! I got your back Alexandra! You are the best part of the show! They don't see the genius in you and wonderful person that you are! I DO!

Anyway, Puma says that his wife and children are his priority, and not his friends. And he doesn't think that he will be working with Alexandra again.
Fine, I'll hire her!

They now show us a bunch of scenes with the negative things that the cast has done to this Angel! My Wu Tang Angel! Alexandra Estevez! It's okay boo thing! They don't understand you! I speak your messy language! We don't need these crusty crumbs my love!

Anyway, Puma is seizing the moment as a business man. And embracing his blessings humbly and blissfully.! He said that it was the Year of the Puma! And it's surely looking like it!

Now we are at a restaurant. And, finally! Puma and Ceaser are meeting up and having refreshments. Ceaser asks if Puma spat in his drink! Of course not! The type of animal diseases that Puma has, would have turned Ceasers drink from red to black!

So, here is something new. Apparently, according to Puma, in the beginning they discussed Black INK being being Puma and Cesears business together! This was of course before Mr.s Ed!I mean Dutchess!

Puma let's Cesear know that Dutchess is a cancer to the business. And that she is pulling the puppet strings on Ceaser the Muppet.

Ceaser calls Puma a bitch for blaming a woman. What a fucking Simp!
As a funny looking, out of shape man, you should NOT be pulling the female card for a woman! Even if you do have breasts and ingrown testicles Ceaser!

Puma let's Ceaser know, that he is opening up INK24 on 124th st.
He has 2 floors and a back yard! Not at his house, but at the shop!

Ceaser is salty! And says that him opening up his business in Harlem is evidence of Puma trying to sabotage the dying brand that is Black Ink! And he's through with Puma!

Puma let's him know that he doesn't need to be at his wedding. Puma wants his wedding to be a special day, and to not have it ruined by the negative energy and antics of Ceaser and Dutchess.

Ceaser is butt hurt about it. And refers to Puma as "petty". However Puma's wife doesn't want Ceaser there anyway!

Really Mr. Cotton Soft Ceaser? You really are that upset about all of this? After the way that you treat people. And you even  laughed at him getting assaulted by Eve's twin brother! Ceaser is pathetic!

Anyway Ceaser says, that Puma is lucky that he didn't punch him in the face.
Really Ceaser? Foreally Ceaser? With that swollen head and them swollen lips? Seriously baboon butt mouth?

Anyway!
After this, they walked away and that was pretty much that!


Thank God this episode is over! Between these 2 grown men acting like big babies and then the abhorrent treatment that my sweet innocent Alexandra Estevez was put through by these beasts! And then to make it worse, they barely showed Tiffany Winter again! She needs her own show with Alexandra! They can send them on adventures such as hang gliding, and trips to Disney World etc.! Holler at me VH1 if you need me to produce, write and act in the, "Adventures of Alexandra and Tiffany" aka "An Estevez Winter!" I got you!

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