VH1 has a new Reality TV. Dating Show for 2014! Click here to apply! Casting and Auditioning link!
So, VH1 is casting a new reality dating show. The information about the show is minimal.What I do know is that they are looking for people between the ages of 24-32. And you have to be open to possible nudity.
Click the link below for the Lighthearted Entertainment website to apply.
So, would you ever go on a dating show? What would you share with the world if you did, hypothetically speaking of course? Hey, I'll go first! When Tiffany Pollard, better know as Ms. New York, from Flavor of Love had her spin of show, "I love New York". I contemplated applying for season 2 so that I could become famous. Sad, I know!
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Nicki Minaj. Natural hair. No Weave! Reaction and Opinon!
Nicki Minaj the woman that so many love to hate. And so many love to call, "fake". They poke fun at her huge implanted breasts. And shake their heads at her huge, delicious booty!
So is their anything real about Nicki Minaj?
Yes! Beweave it or not. Her hair is in fact real! No not those ugly wigs, but the long sexy pony tail that she is now sporting. Just look at the pictures! I love it!
If I ever meet Nicki Minaj, I will smash that ass until it looks like a melted marsh mellow. I don't care what anybody says. That's one gorgeous woman right there. And your hair looks lovely Onika!
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Love and Hip Hop | New York | Season 5 | starring Papoose and Remy Ma?
Papoose, the lyrical one is best known for 3 things. His feud with Fat Joe. Out rapping Kendrick Lamar with his reply to the song titled, "Control". And of course his soft jabs at fellow Brooklyn Mc. Jay z.
Never the one the shy away from controversy, the rapper hopped on stage in Summer Jam 2013 during Kendrick Lamar's performance, and pulled a Lil MaMa!
His wife, Remy Ma, or Remy Martin. Will be out of jail this year! Yes, Remy Ma is scheduled to be released from prison in the month of July of 2014. And I think that these two crazy kids may be picked up for Love and Hip Hop Season 5!
He is a controversial guy. And you know, she shot a chick in the stomach over $5,000 allegedly! I mean who better to pick for a ratchet and disgusting mind programming, black exploitation show like Love and Hip Hop.
A show which has nothing to do with Love or Hip Hop.
I personally would love to see these two on the show. I ride for Papoose all day everyday. Pap is my guy.
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Love and Hip Hop | New York | Season 4 | The Reunion | Part 2 | Review | Recap | Opinion
The show stars off where part 1 of the reunion ended. With Monique asking Amina Buddafly whether she thinks that in 10 to 13 years she will become the new Tara. A washed up, used and abused, battered, bitter bitch that fucks other peoples husbands and brags about it on TV.
Amina tells Monique that she is in the same place Tara was in after only one year of being with Peter! And the only difference between her and the other women is that he married her. To make things worse for my sweet little Amina. Peter informs the world that if he knew that Tara had such strong feelings for him , he would have never married Amina in the first place. Aww, first Zendaya Coleman loses on Dancing With The Stars. Now this shit! I swear, mixed girls stay losing!
So Tara, the most delusional person on the show, pretends that she takes the high horse into the sun set. She always has to act so high and mighty! She sat her wrinkled, crinkled french fry looking neck up there and claims that while other women don't mind if their man sleeps around, she isn't down for that. The funny thing about it, is that they showed a clip from a previous episode where she bragged to Amina about sleeping with her husband whenever she wants to! And she even bragged about taking the Plan B pill, AKA emergency contraception, twice in a 2 month period. In other words, she cheated with another woman's husband, let him bust nuts in her at least twice, then turned around and swore up and down that she doesn't like sharing. And this is the woman, that the majority of females who watch the show are on the same, "team" as? You fools are Team Tara? #TeamTara
FOREALLY? Y'all wanna align your self with the avenger of adultery. That comes on TV with a little boys hair cut, wearing a dress made from a swimming pool cover? Awww man!
That says a lot about women in America in 2014. And this is why smart men marry foreign , that is if you're going to marry at all!
Anyway, when peter left Tara for Amina, he was in a dark space. You know, that little shoe known as Tara's tiny ass apartment. And Amina became an outlet and some live in pussy! So, he used her as some vacation vagina, if that makes any sense.
So, Amina announced that she was pregnant. And instead of just saying it like a normal person. She reached into her bra, the same place she stores her drivers license. And pulled out a pregnancy test, dripping with piss and threw it on Peters lap! And he gave her that, "you could've licked it out off first" look. Then his face dropped! And yeah, I know that his sagging face lost the war with gravity a long time ago. He needs to botox his whole face! How are you gonna be in your mid 40's looking like a skinny bulldog? How is your face gonna have all of that extra skin. Looking like a Jewish penis! On TV! Meshugana!
But what makes things even more crazy is Peter already has 7 children outside of the womb walking around so. He was not happy about the 8th child at all! Man! light skinned dudes stay losing. just ask DJ. Envy! Peter Gunz was so mad, that I thought that he was gonna beat the baby out of her, like Joe Budden did to Esther Baxter. Allegedly. For legal reasons, *clears throats* allegedly beat the baby out of Esther Baxter!
Anyway, the news of the pregnancy makes Peter run off the stage crying like a baby! And of course, Amina was shocked and hurt by Peter abandoning her. I hope she's not a cutter!
While Peter is back stage, Tahiry tells him that he needs to apologize to Tara. Because that's what she has always wanted. And this is what gets men in so much trouble. Tahiry is operating as what I dubbed being a Hoe coach. And a Hoe Coach is a female, who attempts to influence the actions, or thoughts of a man. And the treatment that a man delivers to a woman. Usually based off of how she desires to be treated. Not how the woman should be treated, but how she personally wishes that people would act and react towards her. And men who listen to the Hoe Coach, they often end up in big trouble.
So, Peter says that he will come back to the stage as long as Amina gets her Piranha mouth backstage, because he only wants to talk to Tara. Amina reluctantly leaves the stage,, and that sorry sack of shit Peter Gunz comes back and sits down. Bows his head and starts balling like a baby. I guess he thought that them Ray Charles sunglasses would block the tears! Them sunglasses aint water proof, fool!
So, Peter apologies to Tara and lets her know that he is removing himself from her life so that he does not hurt her anymore. Wow! You should have said that about 2 years ago. LMAO!
Next up is Tahiry Jose and Rashidah Ali. You know, the dude who used to be in the opening credits, then they took him out. And he had to sit on the couch with the other men for the reunion. Yeah, Biggie went from ashy to classy, and Rashidah went from credits to edits!
And before they can talk, fat ass Mo Eat grabs the women's hands and says that she wants to pray. But she didn't actually pray, she just said, "father God please". I mean unless they edited it! That was her little "prayer"!
So, Tahiry informs us that she is proud of her Magazine covers where she is baring her body and selling her non existent soul. And she likens them to, "plauqes" you kow like the ones that you receieve when you make hit records in the music industry? Yeah, just like that! Because we all know that her diss record about Joe Budden titled, "Devil" was a flop! So, the pictures will have to suffice! You know, instead of selling 1 million records she can say that a million men jerked off of to her. She went platinum in sperm I guess.
So at some point in the discussion Tahiry decideds to tell Rashidah that she weighs 300 lb.s to which Rashidah replies by saying that she hasn't had a fight all month long. And Budden tells her that she isn't going to have one today! To which Rashidah sharply replied, "And I got someone waiting for you, I will end you, I'm not consequence." No shit fat ass! Consequences teeth cant stop moving because they're alive! Your teeth cant stop moving because you're always eating!
Anyway. After some threatening and yelling, security rushes the stage and no one fought! Thank God! Because, two fat bitches fighting smells like bacon and onion soup.
On a side note, I guess Monique's prayer didn't work after all! Jesus must have been taking a Holy Shit. Oh well, hope he flushed and wiped his ass with a cloud!
So now, Saigon and Erica Jean are on the stage.
And these two crazy people still swear up and down that their baby was a planned pregnancy. Like these 2 people who were fuck buddies. Just had an idea out of no where one day to produce a child together.
Which is crazy because from the beginning until now, Erica says that Saigon didn't want the baby when he was first born.
So lets review what we learned today! Tweedle midget dee and tweedle gap, claim that they made plans to make a baby together. And when the baby was born, Saigon said, nah, I don't want him anymore! LMAO!
And that's the story that they told to 5 million viewers! This is a case for the Child Protective services!
So, Saigon claims to have never even seen Erica Jean pregnant! And I'm starring at the screen like, bruh! Babies don't come from storks. I'm pretty sure she was really pregnant! At least give her that much credit! Dang!
Anyway, he claims to have wanted to be there for the birth of the child. So, I don't know whether or not he thinks that she found that baby somewhere or what! I am just too confused following this story!
To make things even more confusing they say that when she was going to move in his toy house. She didn't actually move in. Which would explain why the episode where she was allegedly moving in, the SUV was practically empty! Anyway! She didn't really move in because, she was at his house on Instagram. And some dude said, "What's up?" to her and Saigon believes that despite Erica being very admiment about the man being a stranger. Saigon believes that this mystery guy tapped that booty!
Saigon also believes that Erica lies in general and is being phoney for the cameras! And to top it all off, he feels that her and the other mother of his child are using the babies as a pawn to hurt him. By not letting him see the children and what not. And this is all sad! But, their is some good news! Erica stoood up and she had enough ass to cause an eclipse! Boy! She turned to the side and her ass in that dress looked pregnant! Feel free to give birth to my penis Erica! Anytime! Sweet Jesus!
Hmm cheddar cheese!
Yandy Smith and Rich Dollaz are talking now about their business ventures.
Rich lets everyone know that he holds his weight as Yandy's business partner. Then brags that he has put out 3 top 10 hits in 3 years and that he made a lot of money. So, Monique begins auditioning for Rich. By rapping! And it was terrible, but better than most rappers from the south.
Her little rap went something like this! "Uh, Yandy give me a beat". *BEAT BOXING FROM WHACK ASS YANDY INSUES*
"Uh! My name is Monique and I'm fat as hell!
I only come a runnin when I hear the dinner bell!
I love chicken wings! They make my heart sing!
When my husband proposed he gave me an onion ring!"
Now that's a fat bitch! She even raps about food! Fat black bitches stay losing!
Anyway, Yandy says that she feels that she may have misjudged Amina Buddafly. And she'd help her out if she can because she likes to see women win. Yeah, you like to see women win, yet you dress like a dead rockstar. bitch, you stay loosing!
So, finally Erica and Cyn are on the stage. Erica says that business wise, Rich and herself are doing good, and its the personal dealings with Rich that messed things up. Cyn agrees and says that she supports the business part of things, but Erica needs to choose between the two of them and stop playing games with her!
Then she tells Erica something that we all know. That she doesn't, "like sharing, I'm greedy too!" Bitch, we saw you eat. We all know that you're greedy! You didn't get that fat from eating salad!
Anyway, Erica who is dressed like a Madam at a whore house, claims to not be in love with Rich anymore. because Rich did so many bad things that she fell out of love with him. Such as bad mouthing her to other people and using and abusing her in general. Yeah Erica, everything is everyone else's fault. You're lucky your pretty. Wait, that was an understatement. You're lucky that you're perfect looking.
So, it's final words time!
Come to find out, Amina found out 2 days pryer to the reunion that she is pregnant. She didn't tell Peter because, she felt that he would have tried to make her abort the baby! I mean, he would have said to keep it a secret. But she is tired of everything being a secret.
Tara says that as women, they are emotional and love so hard, and quickly, especially if the guy is charming and hes showing them what they think they want. But women need to look for signs, such as whether or not they are really happy, and if he is fulfilling everything they need. If not, then that's the time for them to make the decision about their lives.
Boy that Tara sure can pretend to have a brain in her head when she needs to! I just wish that she wouldn't dressed up as a super hero for this reunion! It was a TV. show Tara! Not a costume party!
Anyways, see you next season. I hear that in addition to Love and Hip Hop New York and Love and Hip Hop Atlanta. Their have been talks about Love and Hip Hop Houston, and Love and Hip Hop LA (Los Angeles). And, their have been talks about K Michelles coming out with her own show. And even Erica and Cyn may have their own show coming soon too!
And yeah, as of now, I will watch and review every single one of them!
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So, the last review ended when Apollo was doing what a convict like himself is used to. Getting in another mans ass! He had Brandon held down, while he was having his way with him! But the crowd broke it up before Apollo could get Brandons pants down! Luckily he is not a sagger!
And NeNe let them know that this is about talking and asking questions. And having a good time! Not about fighting with fistess! Yeah, not fists but fistess! And, I know that NeNe is from New York but, she moved down to Atlanta Georgia and well, this is what living in the south does to your brain and cognitive abilities. Their really is retardation juice in the municipal water supply in the south of North America. Just saying! I mean, fistess? Fistess sounds like a lesbian club. So I have no idea where the man in the wig got that one from!
So, my boo thang Porsha has a brain like a 1980's Apple computer. You know like the ones that they had in school, back in the day? Yeah! A slow ass computer in the 100% digital world that we live in! It took her a while to digest what was going on.
However, when she figured it out, she got up, and took her cute sister with her! Porsha, being the adult in the room, didn't want any parts in this foolishness. She felt that they could have communicated with each other better!
And when this mess was going on, Lort! Jesus (Lord) She saw the debil (Devil) in these peoples faces! And before she had to pull an exorcist, and starting sprinkling holy water on everybody by pissing on them to put out the fire in their hearts. She ran with her sister up out of there! That's right Porsha! Take the higher route. My hoe-dar goes haywire
whenever I see you, and with you being a Christian, you gotta kiss white
Jesus's ass and get brownie points somehow. Who knows, he just might
let you into Heaven. Nah, I'm kidding, he wont. Just look at these people that you call, "friends" they're all a bunch of devils. Except Kandi. And I'm not just saying that because she's cute either!
Anyway, Kenya and Brandon left as well. And back in the room Christopher Williams is talking with NeNe and bringing up a great point, that from his point of view. Kenya is a bit of an out of pocket, oddball whore for doing bum bitch stuff like, running around claiming that she knows peoples spouses of 20 years better than they do. And he feels that Kenya just came there looking for trouble to get camera time.
And before that greasy fried chicken looking has been can finish his thought, Kandi, or Little Red Riding Hoodrat as I call her. Stops Chris from speaking to confront Natalie, Christopher's wife, about somethings that she allegedly said about Kandi's fiance and future ex husband, Todd the opportunist! And Kandi wants to know whether or not she actually said that Todd was an opportunist or what!
So, Cynthia tells Kandi that no, of course she didn't say that, and what had happened was. She told Peter and Cynthia that Todd dated her friend Ani, he cheated on her and broke her heart. That Todd was a Hustler, who knew how to swerve, which is a slang term for maneuver or adapt, and finally she said that Todd was always looking for a better situation.
But she never actually used the word "opportunist". She merely gave the dictionary definition of one, however she didn't technically say the word, "opportunist"! LMAO! This is female logic at it's finest. This game play mess is exactly why so many women don't have female friends.
Next thing you know, Cynthia has to jump up in it with her two cents! She could have and should have saved those 2 pennies to put towards a new weave. Bitch looking like a wet scarecrow on TV. and running her mouth! She should have put them lips on Peters big swollen balls! She still hasn't fucked Peter Le Pew! Peter hasn't nutted in so many years that when he drives, his balls rub against the steering wheel! That's why he bought that new car! I mean I saw pictures of this fool jogging on a blog, and he had to hold his balls in a shopping cart. Cynthia's knows that she is dead wrong for not putting it on him!
So when Cynthia is talking with Kandi, Cynthia is moving her hands faster than Apollo, the pick pocket digging in an open purse!
And Kandi let her know that she didn't have to be that extra while talking with her. And Peter walks up to them at about this point. And Cynthia says to Todd that pretty much to sum up the conversation about him. She wanted to be a nosy, messy whore. And Kandi can take it however she wants it! And Peter is confused, he begins asking what in the Smurf is going on.
And the others pretty much told Peter to forget about it. And that the conversation was over. Peter let them know that they were acting strange. And that he will show them strange! He informs the crowd that he has all of the testosterone of humanity housed in 1 ball. Because his wife wont let him bust a nut!
But the others are not concerned. Kandi plays the female card, and begins acting as if Peter is acting in a threatening manner towards her. I swear these big mouthed bitches on this show love to play victim! Bunch of predators I tell you! But they sure will at any moment claim to be being picked on by somebody! Can you say, "full of it"!
Anyway, out of no where, the group are talking and a little bit of shoving went on between the men. And Cynthia's big bootied sister Malorie push Todd like she is part man! I mean she used the power of all of that ass to push little Todd, or toddler as I call him, all the way across the room! And I am left thinking that maybe, just maybe, miss Malorie, who supposedly sleeps with her husband 3 times a day. Snuck off with Peter, Mr. I haven't busted a nut in years. And well, I think that nurse Malorie may have healed Peter!
I mean,anytime a woman will fight for a man that she doesn't even like. Yeah, Cynthia, I hope you know what's going on. And for the record, please don't divorce Peter the skunk. Just tell them that yeah, you know what's going on, and to not use your bed for their fun. I'm just saying.
Anyway, after Malorie strangely strong armed Todd, she pushed Kandi away like she was on a diet! And Kandi went the fuck off! She started screaming stuff like. "Bitch! I'll kill you! I know Kung Fu! And Kung Fu Panda! And Panda Express! I'll swim down to the bottom of the sea while you're snorkeling and shit down your breathing tube! You fucking whooooooooooreee!"
Okay, maybe she didn't say all of that, but she went off!
So, Phaedra , the fat chick of the show, talks with Kandi in the bathroom about what just happened. And Kandi is like cry talking, like when you were kid and your parents gave you that ass whooping that you'll never forget. Kandi was like, "I'll rip that bitches soul out, and fog a window with it! I don't know what that shit means, but it sounds like Fatality on Mortal Kombat!" Okay, she didn't really say that, but that's what I heard.
In our next scene, we visit Kandi's house! She is their with her big bootied best friend and assistant Carmon! Ahem! And Carmon is well, how do I put this. Carmon can just call my Dick curiosity, because I'd, "kill the cat"! For real! Beat that shit to oblivion and hand her neck brace as a parting gift. I wanna smash Carmon to carbon! Just saying!
So, when Kandi and sexy Carmon are talking in the kitchen, Toddler crawls in the room with mud on his shoes, and Kandi tells Carmon the story about what happened from her perspective. And Carmon's facial expression pretty much said, "wow, now if this isn't some foolishness!" "Kandi girl, we, I mean you, are too rich for this!"
So now we visit Cynthia's house. And NeNe and Greg are visiting. And the group are discussing the situation.
Then at Kenya's house, her gay pet Brandon shows up wearing sunglasses because, he has a black eye! Like a dalmatian! In addition to his eye being black, he also has a bruised red rib, and a red jaw! And Kenya feels responsible.
Which she shouldn't , that sissy friend of hers went ballistic and over acted like a big gay tough guy. But guess what punk? The big gay tough guy in the room was Apollo! And sister Apollo was on her period! Brandon, you picked a fight with the wrong bitch, and got your wig snatched! Now run away bald headed and screaming, in shame!
And the funniest part of this scene is a Hidden Jem. I can't be the only one that noticed that the breakfast that Kenya made for Brandon was some eggs! We all know where her eggs went now! On Brandons plate! LMAO!
Anyway, the editors jumped back and forth through the different houses to get different peoples takes on the events that took place. And when Cynthia explains her side of the story, Cynthia, and Nene do a horrible impression of Kandi that night. Cynthia and NeNe are jumping around and waving their arms looking like the wackest white rappers ever! They looked like Eminem and Macklemore conducting an orchestra. But hey, this is the most exercise that NeNe the Moose has had since her stripper days. So I'll give her credit for effort!
So back at Kenya's soon to be foreclosed house. Brandon brought a fake police report to be an overly dramatic twink. Come to find out, Apollo alldgedly crakced his rib. And Brandon says that he will not press charges because he doesn't want Apollo back in jail and away from his children! LMAO! Little did he know that Apollo would be rubbing the log and singing, "it's showtime" from robbing folks just a few months later! I bet that bastard robbed Target for their credit card information too! Nah but seriously. I bet Brandon and Kenya danced and shouted about, "Karma" when they got the news!
Now back at Phedra's house she sits down to talk with Apollo. And he is trying to play victim. He alledges that Brandon hit him, so he just went off. And Phedra is just concerned with public relations and the perception of people.
She doesn't really care about what that white thug that she married thinks. I mean, think about it. She didn't marry a black guy to avoid the bull shit and still ended up with a meat headed loser. We need to go back to old times where the family picks the husband for the woman. Because black women stay losing. She went white and still couldn't go right!
In our next scene, Kandi meets up with Yummy Carmon at "A Mother's Love " Musicals Open Casting Call! And there you go! Kandi's play does have a name! And the "A Mothers Love", staff has only 7 weeks to opening night!
With a casting call in Atlanta. I expect a bunch of Christians and homos to audition! Hell, even kandis judgest panel has 3 sperm burpers, on it! Along side Kandi and Toddler!
And out of the over 400 people that auditioned, kandi only liked 2 people enough to even consider them for the play! And yea, it was a bunch homos and Jesus Jerkers. No wonder they couldn't find any talent! Should have done it in Los Angeles aka Wet back world. Or Jew York City. Hook nose heaven.
In our next scene we visit Porsha Almighty. As she trains her vocal cords at Marvelous Enterprises - Artist Development Center.
And she is running in place, and singing and looking so cute. and the ass is looking extra fat. Praise Porsha, I mean Lort Jebus. (Lord Jesus) I don't know about her singing abilities, she seems to sing better than average but needs some professional help and she will be pretty good. But at least she looks perfect!
Now we take a trip to a spa named, JeJu Sauna and Wellbeing.
So that the lady, Porsha and the tramps can get massages and patch up things after the mega fight.
And yes, those slant eyes got down on their yellow knees to rub bigger foots hooves! Yes, I don't call NeNe the moose big foot, I call her bigger foot! And them fish faced, yellow jackets rubbed the corns and green peas out of her nasty tangled toes. Eww, I bet her feet and butt smell like Moose soup. Nasty fat, bald headed black bitch! I bet she didn't even tip the little squids a penny! I bet she patted them on the head and said, "you know what they say about Chinese bitches, besides their pussies being side ways! They say that Chinese girls are sugar, spice and everything rice!" Then just bowed and ran out of the room screaming, "I'm stealing this robe!" Fucking hoodrat!
Anyway, so now Porsha and her bitches without a leash are sitting around lapping tea out of doggy bowls and talking. And discussing what happened the other day, week or whenever it happened. And Cynthia is still blaming Kandi. And Kandi is explaining to this slore that she was out of pocket for making sign language hand signals all up in her face! Damn right Kandi! Fuck Cynthia! Because it was Cynthia's over the top ridiculousness and Malorie's secret love for Peter that started the second fight!
Cynthia claims that Malorie the nymphomaniac pushed Kandi and Toddler to break things up. And Kandi makes a great point, that Malorie should have if anything held back Peter Le Pew and Cynthia if she was gonna call herself restraining anyone!
So, next thing you know, during the conversation, NeNe and Kenya start arguing their points about what happened. And these whores start yelling like Foxy Brown that time she went deaf! And I just want these hookers to stop!
Porsha brought up another great point, that no one really knows every detail of what happened that night at the couples evet. and they should just drink their tea and change the subject. because too many people aren't owning up to their part of the fiasco, so screw it!
And in a nut shell, nothing gets solved. Porsha is the only adult in the room. Besides Kandi. Who I adore. Anyway, hail Porsha and that fat ass. End of story!
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IceJJFish - On The Floor (Official Music Video) Review and Opinion! And Reaction!
R&B has been Usher Raymond can officially retire!
Country Club Hills Illinois musical prodigy, Daniel Mcloyd, better known as his YouTube screen name, IceJJFish, has been exploding all over YouTube in the first quarter of 2014.
I haven't heard a singer on his level since William Hung sang his rendition of "She Bangs" by Ricky Martin!
The young man has a Falsetto that can only be compared to the squeals of a Body Builder after dropping a 300 lb. weight bar from over his head and unto his balls!
His Vibrato can only be compared to the sound that a cat masturbating with a paw full of thorns would make!
But the fun doesn't stop there! The instrumental was quite interesting! Quincy Jones must have produced this song, Without any sleep or food. And the dancing must have been choreographed by a quadriplegic fire victim with cerebral palsy. In other words. I see big things in this kids future. No homo!
And to make things even better, the girl in his music video is a strong 7 out of 10, if you're drunk enough, that is. And she looks easy! So anyway.
Check below to watch, "On The Floor" by IceJJFish. And I also included this genius comedian, I mean singers face book page link. Let him know what you think there. And let me know what you think below!
Just remember this kids. You don't have to commit an Illuminati Sacrifice and risk being Exposed by New World Order, (NWO) Robotic Reptilians from planet Mars to become famous! All you have to do is be talented and extra handsome like the God IceJJFish!
I just wish that he'd do a song with Miranda Sings.YouTube user name mirandasings08.
Drake and Josh star - Drake Bell is Bankrupt! Bankruptcy REACTION!
So, according to reports online. Drake Bell of Drake and Josh on the Disney channel is a complete idiot!
The former TV. show star turned jack ass is allgedly $581,000 in debt! And currently makes $2,820 a month despite having almost $19,000 in monthly expenses.
He lives in a $1.5 million dollar home, which is not even paid for. And his income in 2012 was about $400,000 but dropped to around $14,000 in 2013!
Can you say, "fucking idiot"?
Damn Drake! In High school you were the man Drake. What the fuck happened to you?
I think Drake is an idiot personally. But hey, at least he is breaking stereotypes. As you can see, they really aren't all good with money. =o) Let me know what you think below and subscribe to my YouTube channel!
Banana's can be used for a lot more than just eating and freaking!
While they are shaped just right to make a G-spot bust rounds like a sub machine gun! They are also packed with over 400 milligrams of potassium!
But forget all of that! Did you know that you can use the inside for a banana for teeth whitening? They are also good for drying out pimples! Just rub the inside on your bumps and lumps!
But that fruity phallic symbol gets so much better! Banana's can be used for polishing leather and fertilizer as well!
One more thing. Did you know that a banana is considered to be a berry? Also, a bunch of banana's is known as a , "hand". While a single banana is known as a finger! So why not grab a finger, put it in your mouth and swallow it down! After all, It's good for you!
So suck a banana for your health why don't ya! WOOO! Subscribe to my YouTube channel below!
Kendall Jenner - topless | nude | Sex Tape coming soon! Sheer top pictures!
Alright you nasty bastards! Kendell Jenner strolled down the catwalk wearing a sheer Marc Jacobs top at New York Fashion Week on Thursday, Feb. 13, 2014!
And you can see everything!
Enjoy! All I know is that it starts off like this and then the next thing you know, you got a porn movie starring a Kardashian floating around! Just saying!
Love And Hip Hop | New York | Season 4 | Reunion | Part 1 | Episode 13 | Review | Recap | Opinion
I didn't want to do this review. Because of 2 reasons. #1, The reunion sucked! And #2 it sucked because Monique, the fat fake comedian hosted and I should have been hosting. No jealousy and no shade intended towards Monique. And for the record, I will be posting a separate video about this ridiculous notion that Monique who won an Oscar is somehow, "lowering" her standards to host this show. Now that's a crock of bull shit!
I honestly don't have many nice things to say, other than a few compliments about Amina Buddafly's looks and performance.
With that said!
The show starts out that fat, loud, and proud Monique standing their with a rip in her dress. She probably tore it from putting it on her lumps of fat. And shes explaining to the stupid people why a low life like her would be hosting a pathetic reunion show like Love and Hip Hop. A show dedicated to has beens such as Joe Budden. Wanna bee's such as Erica Mena, and never will bee's such as , *INHALES* Erica Mena *EXHALES*!
So, Mo Eat claims that she saw a marathon of the show one Saturday. And, after seeing a bad actress named Tara, slap door mat Amina Buddafly. And mother of the year, Erica Mena acting a fool! Well, that was enough to get her to host the show!
Well, that and they offered this annoying fat, stereotypical, black bitch a bucket of chicken covered in mayonnaise to do it!
So, Monique introduces us to the cast of the show. Cynthia Santana! Yeah looks like she was added as a cast member as I predicted. Yandy, and Tara. And they are all on the same couch.
Then the other women. Erica Mena, Amina Buddafly, Tahiry Jose, and Erica Jean are on a couch sitting across from them.
Drag queen Nya Lee is sitting with the guys where it should be. Along with fellow men, Peter Gunz whose looking like Ray Charles! "Georgia!", Joe Budden, who dressed as Mr Rodgers, Rich the alcoholic, Saigon who dressed up like a child on picture day, and the fattest dude on the whole show. Rashidah, who dressed up as big bird from sesame street.
First story up is Yandy Smith. Who is continuing with her costume fetish. Tonight she is dressed as the Devil! Her make up, hair and clothes scream out Satanism! And I don't think that they even wasted a whole 30 seconds on her lonely stray coochie cat! We found out that Yandy talks to Mendecees 5-6 times a day on the phone! And he writes her letters. Wait a minute, 5-6 times a day? Did he sneak a phone in jail up that hole in his ass? What kind of prison is he locked up in? Seriously, I wanna know!
Next up is Erica Mena who is dressed in a red Christmas stocking. With a lump of coal for a heart! And her fake girlfriend, Cyn Santana.
Come to find out, Erica pursued Cynthia for a long while! And she tried to deny her but Erica forced her into their relationship against her will! *CLEARS THROAT* Can you say hostage?
Erica says with her being a woman, she treated Cynthia how she always wanted to be treated!
Listen up men! Erica is treating Cyn, the way that she always wanted to be treated. Yes, as a disposable piece of ass. Think about it! Erica treats Cynthia like shit. She acts like Cynthia is irreverent, and only matters when she wants or need something. So, I took note of that as a man. If you want hot chicks, treat them like crap. Why? Because it works!
Erica goes on to say that everything that she didn't get from Rich or the other people that she has been with. She gets from Cynthia. Which means, the other people were not door mats! You wanted a punching bag that could take the abuse and you got that with Cynthia!
The best part of the Erica and Cynthia interview is when Monique said to her. "Baby, is the fact that Erica's pussy taste like Chipotle the reason why you're with her?" And Cynthia says yes and that she is a, "simple girl". Duh bitch! We all know that you're simple! You're Hispanic. Hispanic women are generally low maintenance. You feed them, and pet them and their happy!
Oh! That was racist? Fuck! you! I'm sitting on about 20 jokes so far, for when they put a slant eye on the show! And all hell is gonna break loose when a tranny shows up, I have about 5 good ones waiting!
Anyway!
Rich didn't ever respect Erica and Cynthia's relationship because in his opinion, Cyn was just a prop. Just a substitute, rubber penis to replace him and what he gives to Erica. He then goes on to say that, Erica is an attention whore and Cynthia is being used and manipulated by Erica the sociopath . Wow, he must watch my YouTube videos!
Erica admits that yes, she did mess up. And she has said this 20 times. Because she is a consistent screw up. But she wants for Richard to admit that he took part in this mess as well.
Rich admits that he is in love with Erica Mena. and states that if her and Cyn are happy together then he will move on. but Erica's needs to stop sending him mixed signals. But she feels that he is the one sending mixed signals, by doing stuff like, slapping his lap, and telling Erica the dog to come sit with him and give him a kiss.
This bitch can't help but to like to be pet and scratched behind the ears! All that Rich has to do is say, "come sit on daddies lap" and she does it! And I haven't seen black folks this interested in a bad singer kissing her daddy on the mouth since Lil Wayne and Baby last locked lips! I mean get over it people! At least one is a girl this time!
So, Erica and Rich begin arguing likes the crazy people that they are. And Monique grabs their hands, and eww! Her fat arms look like baby legs! Oh my God, I almost threw up!
Anyway, she grabs their hands and says that we are watching 2 people that are in love. In other words, the reason why Mona Scott sells us this filth, is because fat black bitches like Mona Scott Young and Mo eat, think that love is screaming and acting like a lunatic!
Anyway, when Monique says this bs. about them being in love, Cynthia realizes at this moment that she is as useless as a third nipple! She has finally realized that yes, she is indeed a prop. And her and Erica are beginning to break away before our very eyes!
After this mess, we visit the cast back stage. Erica is in her dressing room and Cynthia is chatting with her about the situation at hand. And Erica tells her to not tell her how to feel. So, Cyn ends up leaving, looking like she was about to cry. And Rich steps in to talk with Erica. And she lets Rich know that she hates him with the purest passion! Yeah Rich! Keep playing with them Latina's, and Erica is gonna use you as her taco meat!
She tells Rich to get the fuck out of her life for good! And we all know that that wont happen! Because if their is one thing that we know about our girl Richard. She loves the drama!
Now were catching up with Nya Lee, the African drag queen! And this bald headed thing is disgracing the sacred Peacock. He's wearing a tight white dress with Peacock bird feathers on his shoulders. While Peacocks are pretty, Nya is not. He looks like a buzzard.
After all those times that Rich called Cynthia a bird, I was waiting for him to call Nya one. Unfortunately he disappointing me by not saying a word.
And Erica took off the red stocking dress, and came back out looking like a big Latin Elf! I don't how things go down on Christmas in the Dominican Republic. But if y'all got bitches like Erica running around in green dresses, I'm moving there!
So, Monique asked Erica and Nya Lee a great question. "Has anyone ever told you whores that it's okay to be nice?" And I fixed my mouth to express my agreement. But I was completely thrown off. Because whoever edited the show, put a shot of bitch with a raggedy mouth in there. And I took the niceness away, crumbled it up and threw it in the trash.
Whoever edited in a shot of the chick, who teeth looks like she smokes bullets, needs to be fired! Immediately! She has a mouth like a puppy! I've never in my life have seen teeth like that. On a human! I mean, If I stuck my dick in her mouth, it would come out braided! I mean, she could put a potato in her mouth and shit French fries! Her mouth looks like a stair case! Different levels in mouth, TRUE!
All them damn steps, looking like a Marching Band at Alcoholics Anonymous!
Old, All purpose Swiss Army Knife mouth bitch! I wanna take this chick on a camping trip with me! She's versatile! I bet she can open cans, and cook a 5 course meal with her mouth!
Nah, but for real! Chicks with teeth like that give head that will open your Chakra's! So, hit me up girl with the Ginsu Grill! If you see my blog or videos feel free to message me! I was totally kidding, and we need to be friends!
So, Nya and Erica start arguing about who the bigger whore is! And it's pretty much the Pot calling Kettle Black, Or the Stripper calling the hooker hoe! They are going at it over Nya's credibility or lack there of. And to make a long story short, they get up to fight and one of these skinny bitches stepped on Monique's fat foot! Remember when she was in that Bustah Rhymes featuring Pharell Williams music video, for Pass the Courvoisier? 'my Pinky to you mother...!" Yeah, just like that!
Come to find out, Erica and Nya Lee are a lot alike. They are both two non musician, opportunist, whores with big mouths. That love to fight and argue. And at the end of the conversation they figure out that they are in same ho boat. Get it? They say that loose lips sink ships, and those two big nasty, snag a puss that they have between their legs, sunk the Titanic. Yeah, hoes get blamed for everything nowadays!
Anyway, If you know anything about gay people, gay men and women are generally scum bags and scam artist. So, I wouldn't be surprised at all if Cynthia and Nya Lee have done some things together. My spidey senses are tingling! I swear that they have smelled each others tacos before!
Next up is Joe Budden and Tahiry Jose. Who is wearing a teleportation device on her wrist. She came from the future, as her bitter self to argue with the Budden! And Joe swears that he did not cheat on Tahiry! He still claims that he just had a slumber party with a friend, or a conversation or whatever. And that make up wasn't from him smashing heifers and making hamburgers!
So, they are talking, and Tahiry is flaring her nostrils, and Joe lets her know that she is looking a bull, and that scares him. So she lets him know that yeah, like Edward Scissor hands in the bathroom, she's not playing! And he knows what time it is, and if he doesn't know, she can buy him another watch.
And snooty comments like this are why I will be marrying an Asian woman. NO! Not like that thing Tila Tequila! I mean a decent one! Like a sweet Japanese chick.
I can't stands me a feisty woman. A smart mouth on a woman is dumb move. Unless you wanna be single, or with a sucker. No decent man will ever put up with a woman with a mouth like Tahiry's.
Tahiry states that Joe's proposal was not enough for her. She want him to gain her trust first. So, she had to say no to drugs, I mean to Joe! Well, if you are what you eat then...
Anyway, Joe brings up an extremely valid point, that all America women needed to take note of.
Tahiry said that she has moved on. As in, she has other or better options. And Joe let her know with the quickness that he has moved on as well. And that women are not exactly difficult to find and get behind! So ladies, listen up, stop acting like men don't have any option but you. Because in all seriousness. Joe is wealthy, he's not a grotesque looking person. He's in great shape, early thirties and has no children. He can definitely get a whole Harem of women. Oh that's right, he brings 3 chicks at a time to his fathers house. What does that tell you?
So, Tahiry being the immature basic bitch that she is, made sure to poke fun at Joe's sweater in the middle of a serious conversation. TRASH! And when Joe questioned her loyalty, she started crying and carrying on. But Joe brought up another valid point. That besides their personal families, all that they have is each other! No one else will look out for the 2 druggies like 2 druggies! So, it looks like Bobby doesn't want to let Whitney go completely.
I know I would have let Tahiry go. Message to you Tahiry! You're past your expiration date. You've had saddle bag hips since at least the 3rd season. I would tell you to take a seat, But, I recommend the treadmill in your case. And take the stairs too! You need the exercise!
So last and certainly least, is Tara, and Peter Gunz.
For whatever reason, Tara is continuing with her terrible hair fetish. She looks like someone cut her hair with a flowbee! Remember that thing they used to cut hair with, the invention here you put it on the end of a vacuum hose?
Moving along.
When Monique asked Tara, what her issue with Amina was. Tara said the fact that Amina threw her marriage into her face, was the actual issue. So, basically Tara, who was the real mistress, had issue with the real wife because of how she presented the information to her. In other words, it was an ego thing. I figured that!
I have no sympathy for Tara because, she didn't give a darn about Amina's feelings and she went and bragged about committing adultery with Peter behind Amina's back.
So, Peter is tired of hearing Tara bad mouth Amina, because Lord knows that Amina's mouth is bad looking enough. So, he lets Tara know that Amina deserves better and that Tara knew that something was going on when he didn't come home for 2 days at a time! You know, being as smart as Tara claims to be! For example I saw her Hot97 interview were she bragged about being smarter than Peter.
Oh, and lets not forget that at some point in their relationship, Tara cheated on him so....
Peters states that his lies were above and beyond and Tara swears that she believed his lies. And had no idea that he was making bunny ears behind the back of her head!
And Monique let Tara know that, with her being the other woman at one point, this was just her turn to be the one being played. And Tara agrees! THANK YOU WHITE JESUS! The bitch finally admitted that she deserves it!
Dunk me in hot sauce and drop me off at a black BarBQ
So, now it's time to see a performance of my favorite Amina Buddafly song. Don't wanna be right! And yeah, the video was cheap and tacky, but she did a HELL of a job producing that beat. And she sang her tight, Yogalicious booty off! Yeah, that's a Yoga butt that she's sporting! Anyway, she sang the song well, produced it well yada yada yada. But their was some bad news about this live performance. Peter Gunz, who is thankfully not on the actual song, rapped a verse on stage before Amina began singing! And, Peter is so wack that Justin Beiber would beat him in a rap battle!
This was the worst rapping that I've ever heard in my life!
He said some garbage about marrying his side wife, and divorcing her and starting all over again. And how if he was in the Wu Tang Clan, his name would be, "Old Faced Cheater!" And how he is a broke version of Stevie J., who can't stop cheating.
And then he had the nerve to end his little corny rap verse with some mess like, "Hold up, wait a minute! Look at the bottom of my feet! You can't tell me I aint running shit! Or at least running in it!"
Really Peter? I don't know which stinks more, your feet or your rapping! Come on son! Get the fuck out of here with that! And go wash your funky ass feet! Running around looking like a Penguin!
For the record, "Don't Wanna Be Right" is the whore anthem of the year. And the side wife song of the millennium! Think about it! The side slice gets the ring in the end? WOW! Amina is doing big things! She might be the greatest mistress of all time.
Tara admits that she was an Amina fan in the past But hearing her music now does make her feel uncomfortable. Because, adulterers like Tara have feelings you know? She can cheat with the woman's husband, and then get catch feelings about them singing with each other about their relationship.
I swear, Tara is so full of hersellf!
Amina on the other hand is beautiful. And she looked like a Gladiator mixed with a Dominatrix. Man, she is something else! I don't even mind that her mouth looks like she's part dolphin!
So, yeah that was about it for the show! We have to wait till next Monday for the continuation!
I'm still pissed that I didn't host the reunion. Oh well, maybe next year!
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Farrah Abraham 2: Backdoored and more NEWS | Download | Video | Link | REACTION!
My opinion is. Farrah should get out of the porn, sex, and adult industry. I have had numerous conversations with adult film stars. And to be in that industry, you have to be mentally and emotionally ready to have your personal and private doings displayed in public like that. And Farrah doesn't have the heart for it! I am glad that she made her 1.5 Million dollars! But, she should really invest, and do something else! Maybe she can sell her own line of lip stick! She does have really pretty lips!
Anyway! I will post the link to part 2 below when it is available.
It will feature S&M style, bondage, 50 Shades of Grey type scenes. And no ANAL! So, they should have taken backdoored out of the title. Shame on you VIVID! Anyway, after watching the link that I provided, please comment below!
Love and Hip Hop Atlanta FIGHT | brawl | Season 3 | Joseline Hernandez VS. Shay reaction
So, TMZ is reporting that Joseline Hernandez, Shay and others have been allegedly involved in a brawl on the set of VH1's hit reality TV. show, Love and Hip Hop Atlanta! Season 3 didn't even air yet, and we are already seeing reports of fake violence!
I mean come on guys, its a reality tv. show. Don't get hypnotized!
K. Michelle of No New Friends and Love And Hip Hop to ADOPT A CHILD? - BETTER NOT!
So, the leaded of Wig Tang Clan, K. Michelle, revealed in a recent radio interview that she may be adopting soon. I thought that she was talking about a dog or a Gold Fish or something. I mean, K. Michelle doesn't seem like the motherly type. But come to find out, not only does Mrs. Ed have a child, she just may be adopting another one soon! And her son told her, oh Lord, please don't let it be a girl!
Wow! I guess he doesn't want a little K. Michelle mini me running around wearing wigs, fighting with everyone and singing Bustah Rhyme songs about Woo Ha's!
I personally would have been happy to hear that she had her tubes tied, her man had a vasectomy and she all around self sterilized. But then, I receive this bad news that this creep may have another child around it. My skin crawled!
What would she need another child for? Nothing about K. Michelle says that she is mentally in the right place to be having more children. This monster is out of her mind. We all know that she is insane and an attention whore, but sheesh! Why ruin a poor child's life! Do the right thing K. Michelle and get a puppy, or a doll or another imaginary friend. Not a human being! Children are not wigs, they are not accessories. Think before you leap. And besides, I'd think that the voices in your head were enough to keep you busy. Why not just name one of them?
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K. Michelle | LEAVES Love And Hip Hop | New show | No New Friends! | WILL FAIL!
Kimberly Michelle, the hair hatted demon from Love and Hip Hop Atlanta and most recently Love and Hip Hop New York Season 4. Will have her very own Ratchet Reality TV. show on VH1! Yep! It's true! The show will be titled "No New Friends", and the first episode will air Monday, February 10, 2014!
And you know that I will be watching and reviewing it!
And before the first episode airs, I will say this! Her show will fail! And she will be lucky if it even lasts for 2 seasons! Why you ask? Well, who really wants to see a country bumpkin, negative black woman stereotype with a horse mouth. Run around beating on people and putting it off on a man who allegedly upper cut her so hard that her wig fell off?
I know I for one will just watch it to laugh at her and not with her. I mean think about it.
VH1 is an extremely overly dramatic network, because it's under Violentcom, I mean VIACOM!
And Viacom is the type of company that loves a negative black stereotype such as K. Michelle.
But, with the Bad Girls Club and other negative competition. Added with the fact that K. Michelle's debut album only shit, I mean hit, number 2 *fart and shit plopping sounds FX* on the Billboard charts. Well...
how many fights can she get in and how many times can she talk about her stinking vagina to keep viewers interested in seeing this piece of trash?
I take that back, I just insulted trash! But, what do you think? Do you think that her crappy show will pop or flop?
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Did Diddy propose marriage to girlfriend Cassie on Instagram?
So did Tweeted out a picture of huge ring with a message to Cassie! Was he proposing marriage to her? Was it an engagement ring? Let's take a look at that huge rock and the message that he posted here.
His message to the model and musician read, iamdiddyBaby do you like it? I just want to get you wat you Like ! I just wanna Mk you smile :) #takeDat. !
As rich as Diddy is, it might just be a gift! What do you think?
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George Zimmerman | Wants to fight | @kanyewest | in a Boxing match!
It was recently reported that fake artist, real criminal, child killer and all around media spectacle George Zimmerman. Wants to box with someone in a "celebrity" boxing match for money! Rappers, The Game, and DMX have already stepped up for the challenge. And get this, even Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan's father wants to fight him as well. But George has his sights on the genius musician, visionary artist, and Living legend Kanye West.
Why? Because George Zimmerman claims to believe that Kanye goes after innocent people. And also, because Kanye punched an 18 year old recently who called his wife, the beautiful model, socialite and business mogul Kim Kardashian, a "nigger lover" and then threatened her life! So Kanye clocked him upside his head!
George of course feels that the racist, threatening thug, did nothing wrong! In his mind, threatening a woman's life and calling her nasty names is normal and acceptable. Just look at how he treats his ex wife, current pregnant girlfriend and his father in law!
He sympathizes with that young George Zimmerman in training because in reality, the kid who threatened Kimmy's life is a lot like Curious George.
Anyway, People want to see a fight go down between God and the Devil. And in Yeezus name, I pray that this stupidity doesn't happen. I can't be the only one that just wants Zimmerman to stay out of the spot light, go away and try to at least pretend to be a normal human being.
But then again, He is the same attention whore that took a picture a gun manufacturers building to celebrate getting away with killing a teenager.
I will update this story when the official match that he does accept is set up.
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WTF! | @iamerica_mena AND @cyn_santana MARRIED? Am I invited to the wedding?
Their has been a lot of talk recently about the greatest gay for pay actresses of all time getting married. Is this a publicity stunt? They will allegedly wed on their very own show! I don't see a ring on Cynthia Santana's fat finger! Who knows! Erica Mena is always up to something no good!
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