Black Ink Crew | FIGHT | PUMA VS Gay Sisqo look alike!| Homo thug | Straight bashes | PUMA !|
Puma fights with some Sisqo from Dru
Hill lookalike homo thug! Saucy had on his V - neck minty green tea
hunty! With his red period pants! And eve's twin brother, separated at
birth tried to kill PUMA! He should have traded lips with him. Seeing
that it is required to have a mouth that looks like a baboons as* to be
on the show and all! Anyway! Thankfully Puma escaped with his life and
his hair!
DISCLAIMER: All jokes all in fun and love. Puma is that dude. And I hope that they arrest that asshole! Don't get it twisted. Puma is the shit! Alexandra Estevez is the shit! They make the show for me!
Don't forget to check out my review for the full episode.
Black Ink Crew - Season 2 - Episode 6 - You're a Wreck! - Review, Recap - Opinion!
We start out at the shop, Dutchess is gonna do a tattoo for a woman named Maria Davis who has HIV! Maria wants an HIV or the AIDS ribbon because she just wants to get a tattoo! She acknowledges Leviticus 19:28 -"28You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor tattoo any marks upon you: I am the LORD."
Despite biblical passages forbidding Christians from receiving tattoos. Like most fake "Christians", she doesn't care! She tells a pathological lie about wanting to get a tattoo to start up conversations about the AIDS! She should just tell the truth! She wanted a tattoo and found an excuse to get one!
Maria's story goes as follows. She helped develop a lot of rappers careers such as Brooklyn rap legends Jay-z and Big L. She meant a man in the music industry and caught the AIDS from him. And yeah, that's her life story!
Anyway, maria is so hooked on sex, that she picks up a jar of condoms and inquires about not seeing any magnum brand rubbers! And I hope she didn't get a paper cut! Or plastic cut and pass along the cooties!
Duchess of course is being a typical man hating feminazi. As she jokes about the men around her not needing a magnum condom. She failed to mention them needing a flu shot after contact with her! This Nasty Mosquito with dread locks has a saber tooth tiger down there so, she needs a big meat to feed it's hunger!
Anyway, Maria is so thirsty to give the gift of plague pussy away. That she has the whoredacity. Yes, audacity of a whore, to asks Walt, LOUD at that! "Are you a magnum man sir?"
And I know, that Walt wanted to turn around and say, "Bitch! Nobody is thinking about that rotten rodent, nestled between your crusty musty thighs! We tried to be nice and let you come on the show. And no body is wearing a has-mat suit and a breathing mask! Hell, Michael Jackson wore gloves and a mask to be around everybody!
And you have THE AIDS! Yes! The main event! The Superbowl of STD's! Nobody, and I mean nobody is trying to bite your crusty cracker! That nasty, wormy, breaded fish that you're working with is not on the menu!
Walking around looking like Freddy Cougar, not Kreuger, Freddy Cougar! But you are no MILF Ma'am, you are not a M.I.L.F., Or a Mother I'd Love to Fuck! You're a MILH. A M.I.L.H. A Mother I'd Love to Heal! And no I don't mean sexual healing either! Now sip an AIDS cocktail, from a disposable cup! How could a suicide bomber such as yourself, dare to even think about sex? AT ALL!!!"
Sadly, Walter, took the "high route" and said "Excuse me, this is not the kind of conversations that we have at Black Ink". Yeah, tell that to Sky and Teddy!
Maria asks, "Why does everybody want a magnum". So that they don't contract the Maria's! You need to go spread some cream on that chewed up bacon looking asshole that you got!
Seriously! How dare this contagious coyote, carelessly chat about her penis fly trap of death?
All jokes aside! Ceaser says that his father was dealing with a woman for about 10 years. And when she was doing her thing on the side, she contracted the AIDS and passed the ball to his dad!
Ceaser wasn't close with his father, and can count on 2 hands how many times he saw him. He further states that his guide in life is to not be like his dad! He doesn't want to go running from woman to woman. And he wants to do the opposite of anything that his father did!
Side note. I finally figured out what Ceasers head reminds me of! Ceaser's head is shaped like Mega Mans helmet! Back to the show!
In the next scene, Sassy and Puma are at the park, conversing. Puma has his mom back in his life. And he says that he has all of his girls around and he wants to be more family orientated. And then...
all of a sudden. A low life heckler says, "She not from Washington, you from Harlem. Suck a dick!" "You're not from Washington Heights bitch."."With your blue hair".
At this point, Sassy is looking a little bit heart broken and Puma has had it up to here with the foolishness!
Puma walks over there and says. "Sweetheart, she is not from Washington, she's actually from Harlem. So you're sounding mad stupid. You're sound wild stupid."
And attempts to walk away. He felt that their was an injustice so he spoke up for his friend. Bad move!
A homo thug wearing red pants and a mint green V-neck shirt. Approaches Puma, and threatens to throw him in the water. And keeps saying " what's up" why you came over there". I guess this is this punk simp's, way of defending this big mouthed, troublesome woman.
After more "What's up 's" than I can count. And this little sissy asking Puma if he is a thug. This punk, Pushes Puma to the ground, and then this homo thug with his Blonde Sisqo from Dru Hill looking hair du proceeds to wrestle with, and then even punch Puma!
Hopefully the police arrested this punk and put him in gay mans paradise. AKA Jail! I just wish that Puma was armed with a registered firearm. This coward assaulted this Moor on camera, for no other reason that being a super simp. And society believes that men have power over women?
Nope! Dollars have power over women, just ask Erica.
When you don't have anything, these men will rip each other apart and throw each other in harms way in a second for a woman!
But not me! Have fun tearing each other apart over these chicks. As soon as they started talking crap, I would have grabbed my girlfriends hand and left immediately. R.I.P. to both of these mens ego's. And R.I.P. to Puma's pride! I know he felt emasculated that day! Just saying!
At least Sassy gives a crap about him though! She tried hard to get him out of there in one piece! And Puma got away without a hair being out of place!
Side show Bob looking mother fucker!
Any we are back at the tattoo shop. And Ceaser is standing outside when all of sudden. Suspect Ted walks up behind him! Cesear turns around before Teddy can give him a mammogram! Or a testicular cancer check! I mean, I know that Teddy isn't out, but he totally gives me the impression that he swings all ways, like a wind chime in a tornado. WOO!
He's like that guy in high school, that will catch you in the shower, and give you the Heimlich Maneuver! Talking about, "Oh, uh, I thought you were choking!" And then you reply with, "Negro were in the shower! Does it look like I'm eating to you?" Yeah! Teddy just reeks of down low stench! If he was there to save Puma, he probably would have gotten Sisqo's phone number!
Anyway! He walks up to Ceaser and Walt and the guys are laughing about Puma being confronted in Central Park! And these 3 Stooges think that it's so funny! Ceaser feels that he deserves it and these 3 homos are joking about how Puma has missing teeth. With friends like these, who needs enemies?
Back inside the shop, Dutchess is piercing an unattractive woman's nipples! Hopefully for her viewing pleasure only!
And Dutchess lets us in on a bull shit story about her being insecure about the size of her chest.
She claims that she was at her aunt Joe's retirement party. And her cousin Kim, has a set of twins, when she meets them for the first time her daughter gropes her like a TSA agent, and asks whether she is a girl or a boy.
And umm, I think that her face may have had something to do with that question!
I have diagnosed Dutchess with swollen feet. And over grown calves! Here is my recommendation.
Kanye West rented out the whole San Francisco Giants stadium to propose to Kim Kardashian. And luckily for you Dutchess, the place as not fully occupied!
So............. do the world a favor, and take a seat bitch!
While it may be true that Dutches's chest is the same size as O'shit's brain and Ceasers testicles.
You would never wear a bikini top, and go on stage and dance if you were honestly insecure. You just want a bigger chest and some attention. You are not insecure, you just desire, a larger chest. Learn the difference ladies, learn the difference.
Anyway, Dutchess's chest is so flat. She can use an eye patch for a bra!
No body is hating on your mosquito mounds! I happen to love popcorn kernels myself. So pass the butter!
Back at the shop. Walter is using the work computer to look up porn! I mean his dad that he hasn't seen since he was 15 years old.
Ceasers father left when he was 5, and he saw him one more time when he was about 18, by the time he was 21, his dad was dead. This of course crushed Ceaser! Walt is first generation, and has no reference to his family's history anywhere! He has no grandparents, parents, aunts and uncles!
And honestly, I feel like I am watching a sympathy scene from a movie full of villains! I wanna feel sorry for them. But they laughed at Puma being straight bashed by Sisqo!
In the next scene, Alexandra is talking to Walt.
And she is acting like she is on something. Something strong. She said she had 5 drinks before this set up scene! I think that someone may have put something in her drink! I wonder if Oh Shit was her bartender!
Anyway, Walt wants for Alexandra to help him find his daddy. And she is scarred to participate in it. She also states that she wants to visit Disney world, however she is scared to explore it! Maybe she heard the rumors about kids being kidnapped and mind controlled at Disney Land! (ILLUMINATI DON'T KILL ME! I didn't type that shit, a ghost did!)
Anyway, in the next scene.
At the Harlem Shake restaurant. Ceaser, Dutches,Tiffany Yummy Winter! And Ty. Are having a meal!
Ceaser is crying to his "Big Brother"Ty, who he looks at as being a father figure.
Ceaser is crying again about of all things, Puma of course! He is talking that "Loyalty" garbage again!
Dutches, chimes in with comments about how Puma has no degree in business. And even rhetorically asks, Why the Fuck Puma is even opening up his own shop.
In her southern slave accent she says, "Puma ain't got nobodies business degree. Puma can't do not one tattoo, he don't even have enough tattoos to say that he's an enthusiast. He's only gonna make himself look stupid at the end of the day!"
Luckily for Dutchess, her degrees did not require proper grammar!
Tye lets Ceaser know that the friendship is clearly over. Side Note! Ty talks like Yoda! He talks like he is from another planet! He must be one of them smart dumb, "ninjas"!
In next scene, Monster DNA booked my boo thing, Alexandra, Puma and Sassy to promote some products. Such as Monster brand Headphones!
Side note I highly recommend Monster products, they are one of the best in the audio business and if you need professional cables, Monster is comparable to Mogami.
Anyway! Alexandra is not at the shoot. She tells Puma on the phone that she had to bring some things to her grand mother and then possibly get a manicure and pedicure, then she'd come through in a cab. And the big mouthed make up artist named, "Natalie" is bitching already!
Sassy feels that Alexandra is not acting like a professional. And they are having doubts about hiring Alexandra to open up their new tattoo shop INK24! Oh well, their lost Alexandra's gain!
Natalie states that they should just do the shoot by themselves and that Alexandra is raggedy, and that she doesn't have the time to do Alex's look because it would take 3 additional hours and she has to wear a wig. Yada, Yada Yada!
Says the woman with a croqueted rag on her head! Why would a woman with an electric blanket on her face dare to speak about my boo thing like that? And of course this woman has no ring on her finger. HA HA! Anyway.
She asks Puma whether or not, she should speak to her or he should. Puma says, let me do it! He didn't want Natalie to be an evil wench towards her.
As soon as Alexandra comes in the room, Natalie viciously attacks her!
Natalie's brimming ego boils over, as she refuses to wait for Alexandra to even get a chance to apologize for being late to the photo shoot! I guess this Natalie witch is miss perfect! She is walking around wearing that thing on her head. ...
Wait, it can't be! Yup, Natalie is a Black Smurf! I knew I saw that hat somewhere before! Anyway, she was being so rude to Alexandra, that anyone with a pulse would feel pretty bad watching this!
Sassy, the nasty Saber toothed Tigger ,with the dead Parrot on her head, finds this tongue lashing to be very humorous! Yeah, a lesbian being humored by a tongue lashing! No shock there! She desires pop corn while watching this drama! And this is why no one will marry them! *LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY!* This is why! You love to see other people suffer right? LMAO!
Sassy will die an old poor lady surrounded by cats and colorful strands of hair! CUNT!
Anyway, Alexandra takes the higher route and tries to leave peacefully! Like any civilized person would do! And this filthy Natalie demon! Follows her outside and harasses her as she walks down the road.
Berating her with comments such as, "You're a wreck!" and "Get your life right!"
Puma says that he want positive energy around him, yet Natale is about as negative as it gets!
Alexandra wants positive energy around her as well. In other words, me! Now that's a smart girl! I got your back Alexandra! You are the best part of the show! They don't see the genius in you and wonderful person that you are! I DO!
Anyway, Puma says that his wife and children are his priority, and not his friends. And he doesn't think that he will be working with Alexandra again.
Fine, I'll hire her!
They now show us a bunch of scenes with the negative things that the cast has done to this Angel! My Wu Tang Angel! Alexandra Estevez! It's okay boo thing! They don't understand you! I speak your messy language! We don't need these crusty crumbs my love!
Anyway, Puma is seizing the moment as a business man. And embracing his blessings humbly and blissfully.! He said that it was the Year of the Puma! And it's surely looking like it!
Now we are at a restaurant. And, finally! Puma and Ceaser are meeting up and having refreshments. Ceaser asks if Puma spat in his drink! Of course not! The type of animal diseases that Puma has, would have turned Ceasers drink from red to black!
So, here is something new. Apparently, according to Puma, in the beginning they discussed Black INK being being Puma and Cesears business together! This was of course before Mr.s Ed!I mean Dutchess!
Puma let's Cesear know that Dutchess is a cancer to the business. And that she is pulling the puppet strings on Ceaser the Muppet.
Ceaser calls Puma a bitch for blaming a woman. What a fucking Simp!
As a funny looking, out of shape man, you should NOT be pulling the female card for a woman! Even if you do have breasts and ingrown testicles Ceaser!
Puma let's Ceaser know, that he is opening up INK24 on 124th st.
He has 2 floors and a back yard! Not at his house, but at the shop!
Ceaser is salty! And says that him opening up his business in Harlem is evidence of Puma trying to sabotage the dying brand that is Black Ink! And he's through with Puma!
Puma let's him know that he doesn't need to be at his wedding. Puma wants his wedding to be a special day, and to not have it ruined by the negative energy and antics of Ceaser and Dutchess.
Ceaser is butt hurt about it. And refers to Puma as "petty". However Puma's wife doesn't want Ceaser there anyway!
Really Mr. Cotton Soft Ceaser? You really are that upset about all of this? After the way that you treat people. And you even laughed at him getting assaulted by Eve's twin brother! Ceaser is pathetic!
Anyway Ceaser says, that Puma is lucky that he didn't punch him in the face.
Really Ceaser? Foreally Ceaser? With that swollen head and them swollen lips? Seriously baboon butt mouth?
Anyway!
After this, they walked away and that was pretty much that!
Thank God this episode is over! Between these 2 grown men acting like big babies and then the abhorrent treatment that my sweet innocent Alexandra Estevez was put through by these beasts! And then to make it worse, they barely showed Tiffany Winter again! She needs her own show with Alexandra! They can send them on adventures such as hang gliding, and trips to Disney World etc.! Holler at me VH1 if you need me to produce, write and act in the, "Adventures of Alexandra and Tiffany" aka "An Estevez Winter!" I got you!
Love and Hip Hop | New York SEASON 4 | Episode 2 | Stray Bullet | Review | Recap | Opinion!
This installement in the Love and Hip Hop franchise starts off at Village Underground in NYC with Amina and Rich Dollaz. We are continuing from last weeks episode where Peter Gunz went to the bathroom and left thirsty Rich Dollaz with his hot wife! If the cameras weren't there, Rich would have humped her leg!
So Amina is open and honest with Rich. She lets the cornball know that She is married to Peter Gunz and even has a humungous tattoo of his fugly last name! Pankey? Really?
On a side note, Amina looks like the love child of R&B, pop Goddess, Aliyah. And the video game character, Baraka, from Moral Kombat!
Being Peters mail order German bride in secret is becoming very tiresome for Amina Buddafly. She is about start telling everybody! Who knows, maybe their marriage will be revoked. Seeing that he allegedly married her so she wouldn't be deported! And decapitated by Adolf!
Anyway, In the next scene, K Michelle and Paris are meeting up with Yandy Smith, at Pounds and Ounces in Chelsea NY.
They are having girl talk about K Michelle meeting a new man. She wants to meet a NY guy who wears tight undershirts and Timberland boots. AKA a downlow brother.
Black women like K. Michelle are never satisfied until they contact the AIDS!
Kimberly lets us all know that she does not want a man with a hairless cat. Why you ask? Well apparently, the voices in her head are allergic to pussy...
cats!
We also find out that K Michelle does not approve of Rich Dollaz, because she thinks that he his is a loser! I find this to be completely ironic. Because I think that K Michelle and Rich would be a good match for each other! Two big mouthed, thirsty bitches!
So now were at The Attic, in Queens New York, with Nya Lee.
Nya is a Rapper and an Erotic, I mean exotic dancer. And when I say exotic I mean bald! Seriously. She is baby bald! I mean, I've seen more edge, on a thin crust pizza! And I honestly would recommend a hair helmet in this case!
Anyway, this wack rapper named Nya Lee has been saving her trollop pennies from dancing and has been using it to fund her pseudo music business ventures.
And, that is one bad investment! She can't rap and she just looks a mess. I don't know whether or not she has a birth mark on her chest, or whether or not she spilled hot cocoa on herself. Or if she filmed a scat movie and didn't clean up afterwards!
In any event, if she gets a 360 deal. And ends up broke. She'll be very lucky!
This overconfident chick claims to be one of the best dancers and even one of the best rappers. In reality, she sounds extremely mediocre. And her song with Jadakiss will downgrade his career.
So, thirsty Rich Dollaz stops by! He should have taken a cue form her necklace which reads, "I'm Rich Bitch". What kind of woman wears something so tacky? Oh yeah, a bald headed wanna be rapper and ex exotic dancer. So Rich and this rat start arguing like a couple of drunk woman.
And of all things to argue about, they were discussing Rich having a relationship with Erica Mena. Seriously bald eagle? She is super cocky, and has a dick looking head to go along with her cockiness! She's poking and stroking at Rich's ego, letting him know that she is that hairless cat. I mean that bitch! Meow!
Now we are at Mamajuan Cafe in Washington Heights NYC.
Peter Tarzan Gunz, is meeting up with Tara. And he brought a bouquet of flowers. Because that is what sorry broke men do!
Tara had a gut feeling in that he was cheating on her around the time when he got another woman pregnant. I guess she is having that gut feeling again. Unless she caught something from his feet! Anyway. According to her story line. She feels that he needs to have boundaries with these other women.
Little does she know. All she needs to do is put garlic in Peter's pockets, and a cross on his neck to keep the long faced vampires away! Or she could threaten Amina with a stake to the heart!
Now we are being introduced to a rapper named Saigon, at Washington Square Park, in West Village NYC. Saigon is talking the mother of his son. And this gapped tooth horse is named Erica Jean. Saigon got this chick and another chick pregnant about 1 month apart. So, his children will have a nice little story to tell when they get older.
We find out that Erica lives with her father. And Papa bear doesn't want Saigon around, not even near his own child!
Erica lets us know that she always loved Brain, I mean Saigon! And she always wanted to have his baby. The two are thinking about starting an official relationship with each other. They both want to spend more time together to see whether or not they want want to be an actual dysfunctional couple.
WOW! Now they have a freaking boring story line. In other words, they wont be on the show next season. And that's if the show is around at all. With all of the bad acting and staged scenes! Good luck Mona Scott, good luck!
Okay, now were at Columbus circle in Midtown New York.
Peter is confronting Amina about her telling thirsty Rich Dollaz about their secret marriage!
Peter told Amina that she needs to act like his wife. Amina claims that he is a "typical man". I guess she is a typical side order of french fries. She said that she wants to feel different than his family. She wants to be treated in a special way! Okay Princess of infidelity! You are supposed to be Peter's vacation away from his family! Provide the fun and shut the hell up!.
Anyway, Peter has 5 rules for Amina! And she broke one already. And that was to never divulge the information, that they are married to anyone.
Peter claims to have a lot of deep dark secrets. Yes, such as the soles of his feet.
Amina is happy with Peter as a manager, but she needs him to be a better husband to her.
If he doesn't confess to their relationship to Tara, Amina will tell her!
and Peter will be living Uptown baby! In a box!
Peter is already living with Tara, the young lady in the shoe. Wanna live in a sandal Peter? If you think that your apartment is small now. LMAO! The alley you will be living in will make that shoe look like space. WOO!
Now were at Papa Juan's Cigar Room in Harlem NY.
Come to find out, Nya has a lot in common with my boo, Erica Mena.
She let's Erica in on the dirt about thirsty Rich! And how he was sniffing around at Nya's photo shoot, trying to recruit booty and artists.
And, do you believe, Erica still wants Rich to manage her? Nya believes that she has lost her mind. She feels that Rich is a dehydrated, thirsty Chihuahua looking cornball! So, I guess I do agree with Nya on something!
Erica and Nya will be shooting a music video and song together. And they want the music video to be whoorish! I mean, why be creative when you can be predictable, mediocre and generic? They said it will be a 3 way between Erica Mena, Cyn Santana and me! I mean! They said that it will be a 3 some between Nya Lee, Erica Mena and their money!
Alright, so now we'll take a visit to the basketball court with Peter Gunz and Saigon They used to mess around with groupies together and run the streets together. In other words, two pervy peas in a pod!
Peter lets Saigon know that, seeing that he was treated poorly by Erica Jean in the past, he needs to get a DNA test of his alleged child!
Saigon replies by telling Peter, that when he is with his daughter, people call her his twin. When he is with his son, people ask if that's his nephew.
And, I'm left wondering whether or note Peter ever requested that Tara takes a DNA test. Just saying. And we all know that Saigon asking snaggle puss to take a DNA test will go over about as well as Mama Jones trying to find work as a phone sex operator!
In our next scene Joe Budden and Tahiry Jose make a trip to 3XO in Soho NYC.
Joe is making a deposit into his relationship account like his therapist recommended.
And that investment is in a custom pair of jeans for Tahiry's humongous BUTT CHEEKS! Which is of course for him to look at. Which means that he hooking her up and hooking himself up at the same time! Nice Budden! But stop using my moves!
Apparently, Tahiry, will be auditioning for a movie role! The film shoot will take about 4-6 weeks. And it will be in a tropical location. Joe asked if she is going to take the therapist with her, that they committed to receive relationship advice from.
You see, trust and faith needs to be restored in their relationship! And the therapist is supposed to help them understand each other and grow as a couple. Once again Joe Budden! RED FLAG! She isn't the one! You two need a therapist? And you're not even married yet? Why get divorced later? DON'T DO IT GIRAFFE!
Joe wants to talk with the therapist about what's going on. She feels that Joe is being, "insecure". Which is girl talk for she just may have a 1 night stand while being away. And rationalize her dirty deed, because of the man being a stranger, from a far distant land. And no love or feelings being involved. So, it "doesn't count". Seeing that women are innumerate.
Just my take on it. I could be wrong. But me and wrong barely ever cross paths!
Now we are outside at some sort of restaurant or something. With thirsty Rich Dollaz and Yandy Smith. Hopefully Rich will be getting a drink for his dry throat! Every time we see him, he's looking thirsty for something!
This meeting of the minds, is about their new record label. They have Olivia and Loreal already and they are discussing Amina being their newest, failure, I mean recruit. Yeah, with a roster like that, they will be lucky to make any money. They'd be better off using the money to put Amina in the studio with Timbaland, Dr. Dre, Scott Storch and Wyclef Jean and working on Unique Hip Hop sounds reminiscent of the 2002 to 2007 music era. Now that would be money well spent!
Rich Dollaz tells Yandy about Amina and Peter's relationship. Which puts Yandy in a compromising position. She doesn't want backlash from Tara Wallace! She is damned if she she does and damned if she doesn't tell Tara!
In staged reality TV fashion, Yandy invited both Amina and Tara to K Michelle's party! Anyway Yandy has to go now. Cucumbers are on sale at Pathmark! And Mendecess isn't around so! She went to go handle her business, without me!
After Yandy goes to go take care of herself. One of the Marley sons pop up and site down to talk with Rich. I Don't know which one it is though. So don't ask me!
Anyways, Saigon goes to talk with Erica Jean and he can't even come inside her house!
Her dad would bust out some old Kung Fu, Afro Ninja moves if he comes to the door. So he wisely stays put in his car! Saigon thinks that he is a better man than what her father suspects.
Yeah I saw the video of Saigon sucker punching Prodigy of Mobb Deep in 2007. Saigon is a dangerous Ex convict and a thug! Saigon the Samurai!
Anyway, Erica Jean didn't want Saigon present when she gave birth to her son. And when she was pregnant, Saigon went on tour. Erica Jean was bitter because he wasn't around and she even pulled the female card!
But fuck all of that!
Saigon informs Erica Jean, that the mother of his other children stated to him that Erica's child doesn't look like him. And that he wants a DNA test! Of course she wasn't the least bit happy by this request! She was spitting mad! She was so mad, that she almost spit another tooth out! And we all know that she can't afford to do that!
Anyway. How embarrassing is it to receive a request like this on Television? A DNA test! Come on Saigon! You're foul son!Ask her off camera!
Anyway, now we are at Platinum Studio's in Hells Kitchen NYC!
Cory Gunz is in the studio with his engineer, and his dad Peter Tarzan Gunz walks in. We find out that Peter wanted Cory to be a Dr. or Lawyer. However he decided to be a pretty good rapper instead! At least the little bit that I heard from him was okay.
Anyway, Korey lived up to his last name, Gunz, and was hit with a gun charge! Now he faces 3 years in jail. Dang Korey! That's what gun permits are for!
Their little chat is rudely interrupted with the devastating and earth shattering news that Amina Buddafly and Tara Wallace are about to be at K. Michelle's party together!
Peter runs barefoot! Like a bat out of Hell to get into his rented limo!
So, now we are at The Griffin, in the Meatpacking District of NYC.
Tara wants to have a good time with the girls as she calls it.
Yandy asks Tara, if she could imagine if Peter walked his behind up in the party. I expected her to say, as long as he's not barefoot! Then she doesn't care.
However , she turned it into a misandry based, male bashing fest and exclaimed, "I may cut his Dick off". Well, maybe he will cut your clit off someday. Man eater!
And of course Yandy and K Michelle thought this was so funny. As if they've never heard a woman talk about mutilating a mans genitals before. It's okay, people think it's funny that they are clipping clits in foreign countries. So laugh it up . How's that "equality" thing working for you?
Anyway! Peter is in his Limo on the way over. Looking goofey.
He has his hands on his face, and with lots of bad acting and editing. And he's crying about how this was gonna mess his whole game up. I feel like I am going to puke!
Peter arrives of course, just in time to see Amina, right before she gets to the door. Neither of his women knew that he was coming. According to this fake story line!
Peter lets Amina know that she isn't going in the party and that she needs to leave with him. Because she has his word that he will tell Tara tomorrow. And Tara is crying and carrying on like a side chick from Hell!
I could have sworn that he married her so that she wouldn't be deported back to Germany! She seems to take their relationship more seriously than she should. Well, then again, maybe they think that they are in love. News flash! You are not teenagers. Grow up! Ya'll aren't in love! You're in lust! The way that Erica Mena feels about me is called being IN LOVE!
If I was Peter, both Amina and Tara would be living with me and we'd all be in the same house as one big happy family! They'd be sister wives and they'd be happy. You see men, "bitches" are like a business. And you fools don't know how to manage your business. This wouldn't happen to me. My girls would know each other and love each other. Just a tip! You don't have to take my word for it!
Anyway, Amina, who is looking just like Aaliyah in that vampire movie, The Queen Of The Damned. Doesn't listen him, she is tired of him telling her what to do. And she even goes to get into the line of the establishment to go in.
However after some thirsty begging, I mean coercion! Tarzan gets Jane to bounce with him! She says that if he doesn't come clean, she is going to choose where and when she tells Tara!
YADA YADA YADA, - That was about it for this bad acting. See you next week.
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Love and Hip Hop New York 4 - Peter Gunz - DIRTY FEET! Did Lord Tariq DISS Tarzan Gunz?
Peter must be running for president, and he must be running barefoot!
Because on the very first episode of Love And Hip Hop New York, Season 4.
The Old School rap artist turned music industry executive looked like he was walking on hot coals!
No kidding! I even saw a news story on Bronx News 5 stating that Peter Gunz feet are so black, that he received tweets from Flavor Flav calling him "racist".
Now, I don't wanna rag on you Peter! But if I'm gonna rag on you, I'm gonna bring the soap!
And I don't believe in reincarnation, but if I did. I'd pray that Peter comes back as Jesus Christ, just so that someone could wash his feet for him!
Know what? Mona Scott needs to be ashamed of herself! How can you put people through make up, with out first putting them through wash up!
And here I was calling Black Ink Crew, "Black Stink, the Soap Opera without the soap"! And Mona Scott decides to cast a Black Foot Indian! A literal Black Foot Indian!
This Christmas, Peter Gunz will receive a special gift from MEET Magazine. And that is a Swiffer, and some Slippers! Long Live Peter Tarzan Gunz! And yeah, I still bump Deja Vu (Uptown Baby) By Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz! Peter Pankey and Tariq both killed that record! The Steely Dan sample from "Black Cow" was crazy too!
If you listen closely. Lord Tariq says at the end of the song, "I'm from the Bronx, wipe your feet when you step in my house"! This may or may not have been a SUBLIMINAL diss to Peter Gunz!
Anyway...
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Black Ink Crew FIGHT! At the pool! SEASON 2 - Episode 5! INDIA VS. SKY!
I reported before on the fight that happened on the first episode involving Oshit's family. And I talked about how the mother of his son attacked his jump off while she had her back turned!
Well, Black Stink, the soap opera without the soap continues it's tradition of filth and debauchery!
O'shit, the ultimate fuck up himself is having a birthday party at the pool.
And this piece of crap decides that he is going to invite a girl who is a magnet for trouble! SKY! Remember the party that Black Ink Crew had? The one were about 6 fights broke out? According to Ceaser, the owner and mis-manager of the tattoo shop, they all involved SKY!
So, Shit decides to invite Sky to a Pool party to celebrate his birthday!
And Shit hit the fan when Sky walked up to Teddy and his 2 other women!
Yes! Fat, suspect (How you doin?) Teddy, showed up with a cute Latina named Ashley.
Then a crazy chick named India showed up. Now India was cool at this point and I think that Ted could have brought them home or at least to his car at the same time! They both looked Bi-lingual to me. I'm talking speaking the language of man and woman!
It was all good until Sky brought the storm clouds in and her reign of terror ruined Ted's fun! It wasn't totally her fought however. India demanded to know who Sky was. And even approached her after she walked away with Walt!
I mean, India was just looking to act up to get that little bit of camera time!
After a bunch of pointing at the zits and blemishes on each others faces.
India appears to have barely touched Sky with the fecal crust that is nestled between her finger tip and nail! Sky went ballistic and push her! Like a stalled car!
Security quickly broke up this mud fight and no one was hurt!
Yeah, that's really about all that happened!
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Black Ink Crew - SEASON 2 - Episode 5 - The Year of PUMA! - Review - Recap!
Vh1's Reality TV show about walking STD's. "Black Ink Crew, or Black Stink! The soap opera without the soap!" As I affectionately call the show. Is back with it's 5th episode of the 2nd season. Let's get into it!
The show starts off with Dutchess and Ceaser at the park, and they're talking about Dutchess's conversation with Sassy. And to no ones surprise, Dutchess is still pissed at snaggle tooth Sass! Poor baby! She also breaks the news to Cesare about PUMA opening his own tattoo shop with Sassy.
Dutchess says that she thinks that PUMA had this idea for a long time now. Because of Ceaser keeping Puma out of the loop about certain things that are going on and only letting him have so much power and or information. In other words.
Ceaser minds certain business himself and delegates orders the way that he believes are best for his business. And a part time fuck up like Puma isn't privileged to all unfiltered information. And I see nothing wrong with that! I don't give Ceaser much credit. But I am with him on this one!
In the next scene Puma is in Harlem New York, at an awards ceremony, at the Bleu Violin! He is there because he's receiving the Harlem Rising Award from Vibe Magazine.
O'shit and Walt are there to show their support. As well as Teddy, PUMA's mother and his infant daughter. Teddy lets PUMA know that he doesn't want to be a part of the unnecessary drama that's going on with the Black Ink Crew at the shop. And that he wants to stay neutral. We'll see how long that lasts! Teddy is such a sneaky little softy! Anyway....
Sassy arrives and lets Teddy know that Dutchess is playing the blame game and putting the rumors about Ted smashing Sassy on him!
But enough of that foolishness. It's award time!
While Puma is on stage accepting his award, he announces that he is opening a tattoo shop, and boutique on 124th street, and it will be named INK124! So much originality! At least it's simple and easy to remember! That's always good for business!
Teddy feels that Puma is playing unfair with his announcement. And feels that Puma should have told Ceaser about it first, as opposed to announcing it to the world at an awards ceremony! He refers to it as a "bitch move". Then proceeds to act like a little bitch himself and either calls or text messages Ceaser . Like a chick! (How you doin?)
I see why Ted gets so much attention from so many women now. He is effeminate in his own little sissified ways. And then, the guys that he is around are so ugly that plastic surgery couldn't repair the damage. You couple that with the drama that these drama Kings have around them. And Ted, appears to be a "good" catch. Even if his only interest is to stomp the grape juice out of every ripe fruit in sight!
Anyway!
Puma states that Cesare may have made the biggest mistake by kicking him out of Black Ink. And that you, "may not see this on that Chinese Zodiac, but it is the year of the puma." I agree!
{Back at the shop}
O'shit and Ceaser are talking about shit going back to jail. It's about to be shit's birthday and they decide to have a pool party to celebrate the special day, that his mother took that shit. I mean birthed him!
Walt wants to make sure that there's lots of good looking women! there. HELL YEAH!
On a side note. Why not bring a guy named "Shit" to a toilet to swim? Just my observation!
After a commercial break.
Where back at the shop, Walt, Ceaser and Dutchess are outside talking. And a famous rapper named Jadakiss is stopping by. He wants to get "Loyalty" tattooed on his forearm or shoulder.
They go into the shop and, and before Jadakiss can get his Loyalty tattoo, he states that he wants to get "family"tattooed on his body next! But forget about the drawn on scars that he is about to receive. Jadakiss has to put that bald head of his to work and play the role of Dr. Phil for Ceaser!
Cesare starts crying to Jadakiss about Puma opening up his shop!
Jadakiss lets Ceaser know that he needs to be cool about the situation and talk with Puma like an adult.
Ceaser doesn't tell Jadakiss to his face what he thinks. He instead waits until it's confessional time and states that, he feels that Jadakiss's tattoo, makes him a hypocrite! Because he must be facing loyalty issues himself if he's getting that tattooed on his arm! And he further states that if it was Jadakiss in his situation, he'd be talking that street shit, that he talks on his songs!
Wow, Ceaser is looking for Jadakiss to pump him up, to get the balls to confront Puma. WOW!
In the next scene. Teddy and Ceaser are talking. And Teddy Bear is doing his gossip girl thang!- {In my best gay man impression} YAASSS! How you doin?!)
Ted claims that Dutchess is basically running the Black Ink shop at this point.
Ceaser defends Dutchess's dishonor as opposed to honr. And claims that the bank accounts have tripled since she began playing the role of an evil dictator!
Now, here is the scene that everyone has been waiting for!
Dutchess is with Cesare at her shop. Discussing the things that Teddy Bear sweety foot was saying about her! Dutchess claims that, Ted just wants to bring this nonsense to Cesare because, he she is cutting the coat tails that Ted is riding.
Ceaser and his powerful nasty looking lips aint buying what she is selling!
Cesare is beginning to see the big picture, finally! He finally see's that her attitude sucks really badly. And that he may need to finally grow a pair and grow some hair! Put your damn foot down Ceaser ! You can do it! Just don't be alone when you talk to her about it! She can claim you hit her and press a domestic violence charge against you!I don't trust the bitch, and you shouldn't either!
After another commercial break.
Alexandra Estevez, Dice, Walt and Puma are on Dices roof, grilling and having a nice quaint little Bar B -Q. And Alexandra is working the grill and working her little dress. Looking ultra cute! Anyway.
Walt feels that puma and Ceaser need to talk with each other, without Dutchess being present. Puma feels that Ceaser wasn't loyal to him. And doesn't give him the credit that he deserves. Puma actually played a big part in building the business. Puma's business accomplishments go as follows! Puma hired notorious fuck up, O'shit and even hired Mr. I rather get my nails did than work, aka Walt!
Not a very good resume Puma!
Nasty, I mean Sassy! Shows up with some Hennessy. Alex asks if they are all there, then who is running the shop! LMAO! Obviously, the producers, the writers, or someone behind the scenes told her to say that. They got another cute little shot of her when she said that feed line! So I'm good! Sassy says that Dutchess wanted Black Ink for her and Cesare. And her wish is coming true.
Anyway...
Back at the shop
Sky is about to visit Black Ink! She is the Hood rat, Whoranado, yes not, tornado but whorenado. That one that came to that one party that they hand mouths ago, and got into like 6 or 7 fights! When she arrives, she asks about Alexandra. and says she should have been fired a long time ago! And I'm thinking, nah, chick! You should have been kicked out of the party! This chick is a fucking mess! And now that she has officially called out my girl Alexandra. I have nothing nice to say about her, even if she is cute. So what? Anyway, O'shit decides to invite her to the party! We'll get to that in a minute!
Sky's mother, who arrived with her is the one with the tattoo appointment. Hitler, I mean tattoo artist Dutchess, will be drawing scars on Sky's mother.
Sky in the meantime sits down next to Teddy. Teddy and Sky are going to have drinks and go fuck! She is so thirsty for the dick, that she even pulled out condoms, and played with them! No shame! whatsoever!
After another commercial break.
Tyshawn Taylor of the Brooklyn Nets comes to Black Ink to be tattooed by O'shit. He's getting a huge tattoo on his side, with a portrait of himself as an angel, with praying hands. And the words, "I forgive those that trespass against me". Which symbolizes him forgiving the people who have done him wrong.
Cesare babysits, I mean double checks to make sure that O'shit drew the praying hands correctly. After placing his own third dimensional hands together he realizes that the way that Shit drew his skid marks. The Angel appears to have a 6th knuckle on his hand! With a quick fix, Shit, get's his shit together!
Okay, now that we got those two nasty lip having mother fuckers out of the way! We are at the bar! With Teddy and Sky. Teddy is concerned with sky fighting with his other women. Sky puts off his negative judgment on Alexandra Esteveez!
Talk about deflection! How dare you say anything bad about my Alexandra? Yeah Sky, I hope that this is your last appearance on Black Stink! I absolutely positively adore Alexandra! I am not even into tattoos. But, she does have a Wu Tang Clan, Hello Kitty tattoo, so it's meant to be! <3
You need to be concerned with exercise! You're the same chick who likes show her mid drift. And you're shaped like a rectangle! There's hand models, booty models and then theirs chicks like Sky! A sheet model! Because you're shaped like a pissy mattress! Ooooh! If you come back on this show, I'm gonna go in! CURFEW! I'm going in!
Anyway! Sky asks Teddy about what his problem with women is. And Powder Paw, I mean Teddy says that its 2013 and men and women are pieces of shit, so instead of him getting hurt, he rather fuck everything in sight! Not exactly how he worded it, but that's the gist of it!
She assures him that the situation is strictly sexual. Uh, after pulling out condoms in the tattoo shop, I'd think so. She further states that she isn't looking for love or a relationship, just like him!
Sounds like a match made in Planned Parenthood! Maybe they'll have their wedding at a gay parade! They both give me the Bi-lingual vibe! Like they speak 2 languages. If you know what I mean. How you doin? Teddy! How you doin?
She proceeds to slip off the panties and give them to him. Right there at the bar! And lets him know that she is going to the bathroom. And it looks like he may have gone to go pull a smelly Kelly! Nothing like a piss and a penetration! Especially on her menstruation! Poke a dot, never goes out of style!
Anyway, after a commercial break.
We finally get to see the pool party scene. It's O'shits birthday so, with a name like that he is a magnet for fucked up situations! O'shit. Sky, Sassy, Puma, Walt, and Teddy are all attending the festivities at what appears to be a community pool.
Teddy doesn't come alone of course! He brings one of the women from his Harem, a cute Latina named Ashley! While he is sitting there with jump off Ashley, another girl, another pretty jump off named India, jumps up onto Teddy Claus's lap.
And she comes with gifts! Seriously, I'm unwrapping her bathing suit with my eyes. This guy has an impressive stable of whorses, with a "W". These thoroughbreds are nice in the looks department. They have giant assets, with no morals, no virtues, and these mental midgets are 1 nighters at best!
Dutchess and Ceaser walk in and they aren't looking for drama with Puma and Sassy so, they go to sit down away from them and enjoying themselves instead of interacting with everybody else. Fucking party poopers!
Sky walks up on teddy and his 2 other women and Sky is not feelings this situation! Sky begins arguing with India and then India begins arguing with Ashley too. This is a whoracaust! A whore Holocaust! I am waiting for Hitler to start snatching hair helmets!
Sky is actually trying to walk away today. Probably because she isn't drunk enough to fight. India confronts Sky and demands to know who the hell that she is! And they begin pointing at each other like two crazy women! Sky pushes her and they almost start fighting! Security rushed over their and tore these two nasty scabs apart before they could bleed on each other!
They were about to start ripping each others hair helmets off for real! We were about to see a bunch of bald headed women running around, looking like a marathon to raise money for cancer!
Dutchess and Ceaser are enjoying the animal show! Dutchess is calling them a Baboons and a Hyena! These two lazy lipped walking STD's went on to even make animal sounds and pretend that they were watching the nature channel!
Really? You Ceaser? And you Dutchess? And to that I say!
Dutchess needs to find an empty movie theater, and play music chairs with herself, because she needs to take a seat pronto! The way your nasty cliff hanging lipped ass was going after my boo thing Alexandra! You're the last apocalypse looking horse that needs to talk! You seriously look like something that death rode in on! You Jamaican Hitler looking, freezer burned lip ass psychopathic, dictating bitch!
Anyway...
After this push, that nearly started fighting. Ted exported India like an American job. I mean, got his Beyonce on and kicked the bitch out of the group! Then, O'shit jumped in the pool. And people moved out of the way! What else do you do when you see shit in the pool?
Anyway, Sassy pushed Walt into the pool, yada yada yada. Too bad Tiffany Winter wasn't there! Now I'd love to see her in a bathing suit! A bikini! Some lingerie!
Anyway! Walt said that sometimes family fights, yada yada yada. In other words. These nasty lipped bastards just might become friends again. Like they say. "With friends like these, who needs enemies?"
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Are "Black face", Halloween costumes racist? Wise Answers! Stupid Questions.
So! It's Halloween 2013 and the internet has been buzzing about Caucasian people doing what Caucasian people do! Which is do something racist and then say that they didn't know any better!
So! I was thinking. Which is something that racist people rarely do, these automatons prefer to react. And when they do emulate the act of thinking, they are actually scheming! Which is a lowly form of thinking.
Anyway. I was thinking about a question that racist people were asking recently!
The golden question for 2013 is. Is wearing black face racist? Is it ever okay to do?
And the answers is.... well.
Forget racist, it's down right anti Semitic! You see, with me being one of God's chosen people. I must speak out for all of my Moors and say that I have an idea that would make an ever better costume for Halloween than a black face costume!
It's much more presentable and requires a lot less work, time, money and effort. It's a lazy persons costume. Which is perfect for a lazy racist like yourself!
So, since Julianne Hough and her supporters believe that, "black face" is cute and acceptable. Fine, it's a free country! Allegedly. You can wear whatever you want!
Anyway, next year I am going to market a red face costume, based off of Caucasian stereotypes. But until then, I will give you some instructions on how to make your very own red faced costume!
First of all, you'll need hundreds of millions of people of European decent.
side note: This costume is for females specifically!
STEP 1: - Stuff the back of your pants, dress or whatever your wearing with a telephone book, a pillow or another flat, flabby, disgusting looking and unattractive object to simulate a flat butt!
STEP 2: - Accumulate millions of little nasty hair lice in the fur on the top of your stinking head.
STEP 3: - Have your 100 million or so friends dress up as the corpses of the innocent people that your ancestors slaughtered around the entire planet. Whether that be by diseases, famine and war etc.
And for the record, if anyone asks you what you are dressed as, look at them as if they are supposed to know already. Then politely tell the, that this is called red face! And everyvbody is wearing it!
ENJOY!
And yeah, this is of course not racist at all. So, if Brownies have to get over slavery. You need to get over 911. That video and blog post is coming soon.
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Chrissy and Mr. Jones - Season 2 - Ep. 1 - Review - Recap
I must confess, I had no desire to watch the first season of this show. So I am coming in brand new on this one. I know Chrissy from Love and Hip Hop and I know Jim Jones from back in 1997 or 1998, when he was introduced on Rap City on BET, as Camron's cousin and I am pretty sure he was Camron's manager at the time as well.
The episode starts off at Pole Position Race Way in New Jersey. Jimmy and Chrissy are racing cars with Jim Jones son, Pudie. During a family meal of Pizza and drinks, we come to find out that Pudie, has a 10 year white girl friend! And apparently he has had other girl friends in the past too! Allegedly. Anyway this Kid is like a cool ass nerd. He has that Steve Urkel, nerdy but ultra cool type of style about him! Anyway, he seems like a nice kid so far.
Pudie wants to stay at his dad's house for the summer while attending summer camp. And this will be a change from their usual lifestyle seeing that it's usually just Chrissy, Jim and and their bull dog. Chrissy wants to make sure that Jimmy is up to par with his fatherly duties and not just putting all of the added work and attention on her. That seems to be her only concern with Pudie coming to visit. Otherwise she seems to be delighted by the idea of Jim spending that quality time with Pudie
In the next scene. We are back at the house.
It's the first day of Pudie's visit and jimmy is having troubles with getting up and tending to his duties already! Chrissy's worst nightmare is coming true. And this shit looks ultra cheesy and I see where this bull shit is going!
Alright, so now were at the International Food Warehouse in New Jersey with Jim Jones mom, affectionately known as Mama Jones, and her friend, Sassy.
Sassy asked about what happened with Freddy. Mama Jones former employee and former friend. They were working on a business named Pumkash together. Pumkash is a combination of 2 words. Pum, for Pum pum nami nami nami, or vagina, and kash, spelled with a K for money! Mama Jones has a perfume that is supposed to smell like pussy and money! Or plain and simply, like a funky strip club!
Anyway, Freedy has been trying to get into contact with Mama Jones. However, she is very reluctant about being involved with this guy again. They had a falling out over a contract that he wanted her to sign. To make matters more complicated. Their have been too many rumors circulating about the pair being intimate with each other. Allegations which Mama Jones vehemently denies ! Sassy tells Mama Jones that she needs to link back up with Freddy and possibly mend their broken friendship.
In the next scene
Jimmy and Pudie are gardening together. They are supposed to be planting 50 flowers total! While working on the lawn, Jimmy tells his boy that he needs to follow a little list of rules, during his stay at the Jones estate. Such as, replacing an old light bulb if he sees that it's blown out. Refraining from drinking from container that are in the refrigerator, flushing the toilet when he goes to bathroom etc. Basically the stuff that Chrissy told him to do!
After about 3-4 of the 50 flowers they were supposed to be planting they call it quits for whatever reason. And Jim needs to call Chrissy about the gardening not being finished. So, he makes a deal with Pudie! Pudie has to make the call and he wil get $20 extra on top of his allowance for the week for a grand total of... they don't say! But he's making an extra $20!
So, on the second day of Pudie staying at his pops house.
The alarm clock goes off, and jimmy is not getting up to wake Pudie up for camp!
But Jim didn't have to be up this day because, Pudie is already up, dressed and making waffles and pouring orange juice for Chrissy! He's making sure he looks out for his soon to be step mom.
Awww. I really wanna hate on this show and shit on them so badly. But their little family is so cute I can't do it. Not yet at least! HA HA HA HA HA! Trust me, the wickedness is coming. They'll do some dumb shit sooner or later. And I'm gonna end up receiving threatening tweets from Jim Jones! HA HA HA HA HA!
In the next scene, Freddie and Mr's Jones are at a park. Mama Jones is actually willing to talk with him! Freedy has a little picnic all set up for them!
Freddy says that they always had a little spark between them! But the rumors about Freddy smashing it, and now seeing what appears to be a romantic picnic, whether this is a joke or not, is just too much for Mama Jones! Freddy teases her about the rumors relentlessly! She tires to duck and dodge him, she runs away like a young girl at school from a boy that just wont leave her alone!
She even attempts to hop in a SUV and close the door! He tried to pull her out! And at one point even picks her up and runs with her. He really wants her to attend this picnic badly! But this joke is just not funny enough to her for her to participate in it! She just may get a restraining order against this prankster, because by the end of the scene she begins chasing him with a stun gun!
In the next scene, we are back at the house on what is supposed to be day 2. The day that Pudie made waffles and orange juice for Chrissy. But this could have been day 15 with the way that they edit and script these shows and all! Jim comes down stairs and thinks that he's about to wake up Pudie.
However Chrissy notifies Jim, that he was up already. And is basically ready to go! He was probably ready so fast because he was anxious to see his stable of women! Little man is already getting down like Teddy on Black Ink Crew! He has all kinds of women!
Chrissy expresses her concerns about some of the things that Jim instructed Pudie to do! They see that the young man listens to his dad, and appears to take what he says to heart. So, basically Chrissy doesn't want for Pudie to go messing around with electricity and become pudding!
Anyway, Jim attempts to manipulate Chrissy, and get her to wake up Pudie 3 days a week, out of 5. And she wants Jim to get up 3 days. In the end she agrees to 2 out of 5. I think that Jim sometimes underestimates Chrissy's intelligence. She might be a lot of things, but a dummy or easily fooled is not one of them!
Chrissy is enjoying Pudies stay very much. She love seeing the loving father side of Jimmy. In other words, all of that Daddyness is making her wet! And a wet Chrissy is a happy Chrissy.
Who knows, they might be popping up pregnant soon! Or at least getting down on camera like it's Friday!
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Love and Hip Hop - NEW YORK - Season 4 - Episode 1 - review - recap - opinion!
I've been waiting for this for months! Better be good!
The intro alone had me buzzing, I see that they recruited loads of pretty girls for this season! They definitely stepped their game up with the prettiness!
Yandy Smith's story is up first. Her man, Mendeecees Harris is in jail for allegedly, conspiring to move over $2,500,000 worth of cocaine and heroin!
The controversial nature of his absence has prompted Yandy to lie to her 7 year old son and tell him that his father is in the Army.
After a little beating around the bush. Mendeecees jr. lets her know that he knew already about his father being in jail. And that he found out because, one day he was faking like he was asleep and overheard his parents discussing the issue. Either that, or he watches the show! Anyway, he kept this information to himself for months. Allgedly. She assures him that his dad will be home someday. She just doesn't let him know he'll be 30 or so when he gets out if he is convicted. And receives his mandatory minimum sentence of 20 years!
Next up is Tara, she is the live in girlfriend of Peter Gunz as well as the mother of his child. She moved to new york from Mississippi to pursue a career in acting. Peter Guns, aka Peter Panky, and Tara have been together for 13 years.
I am learning all kinds of new things about Peter Gunz. He can play the acoustic guitar pretty well for example! He introduces himself as being an artist that has been in the music business for 15 strong years. And he also mentions his Grammy nomination for the hit song "Deja Vu- (Uptown Baby)" By Lord Tariq and Pete Gunz! Remmeber, he said Grammy nominated. Not Grammy winning! So don't watch the show, looking for a dusty 15 year old Grammy anywhere!
No dusty Grammy's yet but, Jesus! Peter Guns feet are so dirty, he looks like Tarzan! He will now officially be known as Tarzan Gunz.. And I cannot help myself but to think, man, Filthy Feet should have let Rich Dollaz sign Erica Mena to a contract! So he could afford a swiffer! I know what to get him as a house warming gift when he cops a house after he gets this show money!
Peter and his woman are waiting on a baby sitter. No word on whether or not that babysitter is Loriel! They have to go to a music showcase with Peters Artist Amina
Buddafly!
In the meantime, Peter is teasing Tara about her being a groupie in his hit music video, for Deja Vu. This was of course a joke! They actually meant at a music store, 13 years ago. He left his phone number for her, they started hanging out, and now they are together.
And the groupie story is much more exciting!
Anyways...
In the next scene. Rich, Yandy, Peter, Tara and Amina are at the Myx Fusion Lounge in Soho NYC.
The talent showcase is being hosted by Rich Dollaz and Yandy Smith.
They invited industry executives to review the new talent that they have. As well as to announce that they are starting up a new record label. Peter Gunz artist and mistress, Amina Buddafly will be performing, and if she is good, they will be signing a contract with the new label ASAP!
Yandy has been in the industry for a long time and she is ready to start a label, with her wealth of knowledge, experience and connections
Amina butterfly hits the stage, singing and playing a Roland keyboard. She has , "the industry look". Slim, pretty with a nice smile. As well an industry sound to go with it! She has an nice, soft and sultry voice! Lounge music style! Very soothing and her sound and looks should appeal to most everyone!
She explains that she is performing for someone special tonight! In the song that she was singing she says something to the effect of, "what I got myself into this time". And I said, yeah, that is a subliminal message about Peter Gunz!
Yandy was touched and Tara loves her music as well! And Rich Dollaz is feeling it! So, it looks like a deal is about to be made!
Peter and Amina sit down to discuss business, they are obviously messing around on the side. The flirting is ridiculous, down right blatant! Peter lets her know that they are gonna link up the next day. And we all know that it is for more than just mere business!
Now we are gonna check up on Joe Budden! One quarter of the Slaughter House machine!
Joe Budden and Tahiry are back together to no ones surprise!
The two are lounging on the bed having pillow talk. Something that a guy like Joe Budden is very accustomed too. They are having a discussion about STD's!
Joe was recently tested however, he didn't receive his rest results yet, and she wants to make sure that after 4 years of him wrestling bears, she wants to make sure he is clean of dirt and debris! This guy gets around you know?
Tahiry states that wants commitment. while Joe is thinking more practical and is looking for some fun! She feels that now that he is older and more financially stable, he may commit to her. (And if he's matured, he wont dare commit to her. She isn't the one. Sorry to break the news to the world. But why get divorced later?)
Now, here is what I've been waiting for! One of my favorite Latina's. Erica Mena!
Erica is at a women's store, buying lingerie for her new sex book. Rich Dollas who is now in the friends zone. Slithers into the establishment looking like he just came from the desert! Because he's so thirsty, he's coughing up sand!
He still wanted to play with pretty little Erica but it may be too late! Rich drove Erica crazy and she is loving her bisexual lifestyle now. She is having the fish, and decided to skip the kielbasa.
In addition to not liking hot dogs anymore, we find out that Erica is still mad at Peter Gunz! Because last season Peter told Rich to not sign Erica and that he needs to leave her crazy ass alone!
And now I insert my own shameless plug!
I have the perfect track for Erica. Produced by me, and it could be a big hit record so, send me a message Erica!
Anyway, in the next scene.
Amina is at Platinum Studios in Midtown NYC with Peter Gunz. And this Black Foot Indian mother fucker can play the drums! Damn! If he spent as much time washing his feet as he does playing instruments....
Anyway, come to find out Amina was a part of a girls band named Black Buddafly. She sang with her 2 sisters from Germany. The trio has since disbanded and her sisters moved back to Germany and became mothers. Amina is now focusing on her solo career.
Peter and Amina have been working together for about a year now. She loves working with him, however she finds it hard to stay focused on her music with her "sexy manager", being there!
Now this bold statement left viewers searching on the internet for information on who her manager was. Viewers shut down the internet and destroyed servers! They kept searching for her manager because, she said, "sexy" and everybody was like, "nah she can't be talking about Peter! Just kidding! Don't slap me Peter! I was totally kidding!
Anyway, he feel in love with Amina, now and his heart is torn between his two women! Peter loves to make music with Amina and he feels that Tara is his soul mate.
After a commercial break.
We're at the Teter Boro airport in New Jersey. An air plane has landed and it's, K Michelle. The psychopath from Love and Hip Hop Atlanta! Michelle going on the road for a year to promote her new album.
She meets up with her friend named Paris. And if you think that K. Michelle is a negative black female stereotype. You haven't seen anything yet! Imagine trashy K. Michelle if she weighed 200 extra pounds!
K Michelle wants to have some fun with a new man. and get her "woohoo straight" as she calls it. Which means that she wants for someone to murder her vagina!
Paris said she needs to get her a "G'd up nigga" and she'll be good to go.
Poetry from a Helpless Hood rat! How more blatantly disgusting could a fat black woman be? I bet she masturbates with a fried chicken leg! Negative stereotype, fat fucking bitch!
Anyway, K Michelle is possibly going to get with a white man. Possibly an Italian. And to no ones surprise these Ratchet Rats are so dumb, that they don't know that Italians are Caucasians. I wonder if K. Michelle is going to stop being madam coon if she gets with her snowman. Lets see if this idiot switches her style up for a Caucasian.
Anyway, now we're at the park, in Astoria Heights Playground, in Queens NY, with Tara.
Peter didn't come home last night, he didn't show up to take son to school or pick him up from school either! She says that she probably called his phone 10 times. And got no response at all.
Peter was in the studio with Amina, and he knows that he messed up!
He claims that he didn't have his phone charger. And his phone was off. Tara isn't buying it! He says that he saw her missed call. Tara explains that, if your phone is off, their wont be a missed call message to see!
Tara then shows Peter a picture that was sent to her from her sister! It's an instagram photo of Amina laying on Peters chest. Peter starts playing it off like it wasn't like that at all. And claims that he is just managing her, Tara says that when she was pregnant, Peter had a child with some other woman. And to that I say, these black chicks will never learn! But thanks for the easy breezy! HA HA!
After a commercial and pissing break.
Yandy is laying on her bed, in her apartment in the Bronx NY, without me. Anyway. She receives a phone call from Mendecee. It's been 5 months, that this criminal case stuff has been going on and she needs to talk with him!
Yandy tells Mendecee , about their son over hearing their conversation about him being locked up. Mendecee is startled to know that his son knows about him being in a gay mans paradise! JAIL! And he hates to have to lie to him. (I'd think that this is the perfect opportunity to use yourself as an example not to follow. But to each their own!)
Yandy expresses to Mendecee that she wishes that he'd show her more attention and not just focus on this stressful situation. And to that, I say. Yandy, you need to tell Mendecee about us. Just kidding!
But you seriously don't have to wait around for 20 years for this guy. I am just saying. Unless you had something to do with the drug thing! Just saying! You wouldn't be the only alleged female drug mule or drug conspirator on that show. Just saying!
In the next scene Peter and Amina are at Amina's apartment. At the Upper West Side of NYC!
These two messy characters are in the bed and . Amina wants Peter to stay, but he has family duties to attend to. He lets her know that he needs go be with his family right now, and assures her he loves her! AWWW! (That's right Peter! Stay on good terms with your other woman before the claws come out and you have to pay child support with this new Television show money!)
After another commercial break.
We pay a visit to the Charter House in Weehawken NJ., Joe Budden and Tahiry are having dinner, and probably a cigarette too!
Back in day money was a little short, therefore Joe Budden was broke buttons and now he wants to make up for it. He is wining and dining Booty model Tahiry!
And he has great news! His STD results came back clean, and after he feed her lips, he's gonna feed her lips! NAH MEAN?!!!!!!!!!!!
They have been on and off for the past 9 years and this hiatus, is gonna lead to some high anus! Budden is focuses on the booty! Booty bulls eye! And he's gonna toss some darts, in the hole from which she farts! Get her Buddens! With your Giraffe looking ass. I'm gonna start calling you Jeffry! Toy's R-Us kid!
In our next scene, we're at Yandy's apartment in the Bronx New York. And no, I am not there for whatever reason! But Tara is visiting!
Yandy states that work is good and the baby is great, but she is distraught over Mendeecees sentence. This was one of those boring, "sister girlfriend", black chicks talking about their babies daddy being in jail scenes. Sorry Yandy. And no I am not hating on Mendeecees either! He has great taste in women obviously.
After a commercial break Amina is singing for Rich and Peter at Village Underground in West Village NYC.
We learn that Amina was going through somethings with her former boyfriend, and Peter had some issues going on at home as well. And that's how they ended up getting together. Peter doesn't want to ruin his home situation. He wants to have his devils food cake, eat it and beat it too! Damn filthy feet! You get around! You get around like, Deja VU. DEJA VU! - Uptown Baby!
Peter can't even pay attention to his job of managing Amina the singer. Because he is so concerned with their love affair! So Peter gets up to go to take a piss, or a shit or something! Anyway, he gets up to go to the powder room, hopefully to wash them dirty ass feet! I got you on Christmas son! I got you! Fingerhut will be making an express delivery! Seriously, a Swiffer and some slippers will be at your doorstep for Christmas!
During Peter's absents, Rich expresses his concerns about Peter's seemingly inappropriate relationship with Amina. He pretty much let her know that he doesn't want their rendezvous interfering with his cheddar! I don't blame him! Get that bread thirsty Rich!
He also mentions to her, that the mother of Peter's children, and the kids are in town.
Amina feels that rich needs to mind his business and stay out of it! And she let's him in on some very interesting information! Not only is she legally married to Peter, behind Tara's back. She even has Mr's. Pankey tattooed on her body!
Oh no! We have to wait to next week to find out more about this Hankey Pankey!
Anyway, the episode was pretty good. I'd give it a 7 - 7 1/2. The show can really do with out K Michelle. And all of this bad acting. Amina is bad as fuck! She's almost as hot as Eric Mena! Anyway. This story line between Peter, Amina and Tara is straight bull shit! It's faker than K Michelles red hair!
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LOVE AND HIP HOP ATALANTA - Che Mack told to FUCK - Stevie J - for more AIRTIME!
Che Mack is a rapper and one of the stars form the hit VH1 series. Love and Hip Hop Atlanta. Who recently spoke out about some behind the scenes debauchery!
Here is the handle on the scandal! One of the producers of the show, not Mona Scott, but one of the producers.
Tried to get her to sit on Santa Clauses lap for more air time! And she was not having that! She claims to never have had any sexual relationship with music producer and music industry executive Stevie J!
Kudos to Che Mack! We don't need another sex tape of a female rapper taking a dildo up the pussy hole for Stevie J! (Sorry I took it there EVE!)
Anyway, do you believe Che Mac's story? Is she just being a drama queen to get some attention? Let me know what you think and be sure to subscribe to my channel for news, reviews and recaps of all things involving Love and Hip and Love and Hip Hop Atlanta! And more!
Dancing With The Stars - Season 17 - Week 7 - Team Dance Week - Episode Review - Recap
After the mishap with the voting last week, leading to no one being eliminated!
Hopefully Bill Engval or Jack Osbourne will be voted off! Let's see how this goes!
Elizabeth and Val danced a Quickstep to "Dance Apocalyptic"by Janelle Monáe
Despite lots of fast foot work their were unfortunately no big moves! It wasn't very exciting. Without a high level of difficulty in movements. I was left felling a bit empty. It was really missing some flare I'd give her a 24. It was good for what it was.
Elizabeth received a straight 9's from all judges for a score of 27.
My first impression was, that it looked an awful lot like a scene from Glee. With the cheesy costumes, and all! At one point in the dance, Brant rips off Peta's skirt, throws it on the floor next to them, and slips on it, nearly falling on his face!
I feel that his dance deserves a score of 21 because of his slip. Without the slip, I would have given him a 24. But I have to deduct a point per judge for the mistake! This is probably his best dance all season.
Like Elizabeth, Brant receives 9's from all 3 judges for a cumulative score of 27.
The dance had some big moves. With lifts and flare! The only issue with it, is it was slow. But other than that, it was good! This was her best dance of this season,and she should get a score of 24.
Carrie Ann and Bruno give Leah 9's and Len gives her an 8 for a score of 26.
Leah, is recovering from a rib injury. no word on whether or not her husband caused it with bedroom boxing!
Jack and Cheryl danced a Jive to "Going Up the Country"by Canned Heat
This was by far Jacks best dance of the season. He usually sucks beaver balls, but he was actually okay this time around! His performance had one major flub up. He tried to perform an outside crescent kick, and instead of kicking over his partners head. His lack of flexibility caused Cheryl to have to alter the dance movement. Instead of leaning back for him to kick over her head. She positioned herself far away from his portly leg for safety reason and when she leaned back, he appeared to kick over her chest or stomach! He could have knocked her face off! Be careful jack, be careful! I'd give him a 21.
Carrie ann gave jack a 10, Len gave him an 8 and Bruno gave him a 9!
For an undeserved score of 27. Hopefully Carrie Ann will be fired and move on to do movies soon or something! Preferably adult movies! She sucks!
Amber and Derek danced a Paso Doble to "Diablo Rojo"by Rodrigo y Gabriela
Precious, I mean Amber, and Derek are both injured. Her knee is blown out, probably from lifting a hefty fork. And Derek needs a new back! He made the idiotic mistake of picking up his brick house of a dance partner last week during the team challenge. He should sue himself for such spontaneous stupidity!
Amber deserves an easy perfect score. It was extremely enjoyable to watch! Derek acted as a matador, and Amber utilized her dress as the matador's cape! It was Excellent, poetic and down right brilliant!
With scores of 10 from Carrie Ann and Len and a 9 from Bruno! Amber received a score of 29 total points!And this is why Bruno needs to be fired immediately! His excuse for giving Amber a 9 was some sort of bullshit about her shoulders being held a certain way while dancing. Boy, some people sure can pull lies out of thin air!
Bill Engval's quick step looked more like a slow step! His performance was not only slow, it was boring and looked an awful lot like an aerobic workout for senior citizens! He honestly deserved a score of 15.
Carrie Ann and Bruno give Bill 8's while Len gives Bill a 7. For a total score of 23.
Nicole had an okay performance. Their didn't appear to be much difficulty in her movements. And I wish their would have been something in their to make it more interesting. Such as some big moves. I was just not very interesting. And it was slightly better than Jacks. She deserves a score of 23. However, seeing that jack got 27 points. She should get a 28 or 29, just based off of that.
The judges all give Nicole 9's for a total of 27 points.
Corbin and Karina danced a Cha-cha-cha to "Pumpin Blood"by NONONO
Corbin and Karina's dance was energetic, fluid and very natural looking. They appeared to perform every movement with ease. They two artists were born to be dancers. A perfect score is a must for this absolutely flawless performance.
Carrie Ann and Bruno gave Corbin a 10 and Len gave Corbin a 9.
And in my best Donal Trump impression. "You're fired!"
Now that we have the individual dances out of the way. It's time for the Team Freestyle dance compeition! The celebrities pair off into teams of 4. First up is "Spooky BomBom". Which consist of, Elizabeth & Val, Bill E. & Emma, Nicole & Sasha, Leah & Tony.
"Spooky BomBom" Freestyle danced to "Bom Bom"by Sam and the Womp
Nicole rocked it! She came out flipping, her partner lifted her up in the air and spent her around damned their on his finger like a Harlem Globe Trotter! Then Val jumped over Elizabeths head! Not like Jacoby Jones. She bent down for this movement. Then Leah Remini steps up. And well, she is just not a dancer. That's as nice of a critique as I can give. And Bill was okay I guess.
At the end, the guys tossed little Nicole in the air like a cheerleader in high school. And I mean, they threw her way up in the air! I think they may have been trying to make her fall! But they caught her in the end! Nicole was the best in the whole dance. And yes, she was even better than Elizabeth tonight. Believe it or not!
They deserve a score of 25 in my assessment. With straight 9's from all 3 judges, they received a score of 27.
The Second team is named "FoxingAwesome". Which consist of Amber & Derek, Corbin & Karina, Jack & Cheryl, Brant & Peta.
Amber did well, being one of the best dancers in the competition, she was one of the best in this freestyle as expected. Brant did okay, not bad at all. Then, all of a sudden Corbin comes in like a tidal wave and kills it!. One of the most enjoyable dances all season. Then Jack comes in, and well. I mean it was Jack, so. What do you expect? He sucked!
Overall, it looked like a big Broadway play style production! It was amazing. I am honestly not a huge fan of dance, and man, this was something else! Totally deserves an easy breezy 30!. Kudos to Amber, Brant and of course Corbin Bleu.
And they receive a score of 30! 10's from all of the judges! They got it right this time!
After the dance competition. We're notified that someone from team"Spooky BomBom" is going to be eliminated. And that Person was Nicole "Snookie" Polizzi. And she took the news hard! She was crying and luckily for the janitor their wasn't a shard of glass on the floor, because she totally looks like a cutter!
Anyway, I will have next weeks recap and review up probably on Tuesday. Took me to Wednesday this time because of technical difficulties! Subscribe to my YouTube channel! (link below) I will be posting a crap load more news, reviews and recaps!
