Are "Black face", Halloween costumes racist? Wise Answers! Stupid Questions.

Are "Black face", Halloween costumes racist? Wise Answers! Stupid Questions.

 

 

So! It's Halloween 2013 and the internet has been buzzing about Caucasian people doing what Caucasian people do! Which is do something racist and then say that they didn't know any better!

So! I was thinking. Which is something that racist people rarely do, these automatons prefer to react. And when they do emulate the act of thinking, they are actually scheming! Which is a lowly form of thinking.

Anyway. I was thinking about a question that racist people were asking recently!
The golden question for 2013 is. Is wearing black face racist? Is it ever okay to do?

And the answers is.... well.
Forget racist, it's down right anti Semitic! You see, with me being one of God's chosen people. I must speak out for all of my Moors and say that I have an idea that would make an ever  better costume for Halloween than a black face costume!

It's much more presentable and requires a lot less work, time, money and effort. It's a lazy persons costume. Which is perfect for a lazy racist like yourself!

So, since Julianne Hough and her supporters believe that, "black face" is cute and acceptable. Fine, it's a free country! Allegedly. You can wear whatever you want!

Anyway, next year I am going to market a red face costume, based off of Caucasian stereotypes. But until then, I will give you some instructions on how to make your very own red faced costume!

First of all, you'll need hundreds of millions of people of European decent.
side note: This costume is for females specifically!


STEP 1: - Stuff the back of your pants, dress or whatever your wearing with a telephone book, a pillow or another flat, flabby, disgusting looking and unattractive object to simulate a flat butt!

STEP 2: - Accumulate millions of little nasty hair lice in the fur on the top of your stinking head.

STEP 3: - Have your 100 million or so friends dress up as the corpses of the innocent people that your ancestors slaughtered around the entire planet. Whether that be by diseases, famine and war etc.

And for the record, if anyone asks you what you are dressed as, look at them as if they are supposed to know already. Then politely tell the, that this is called red face! And everyvbody is wearing it!

ENJOY!

And yeah, this is of course not racist at all. So, if Brownies have to get over slavery. You need to get over 911. That video and blog post is coming soon.


Anyway, let me know in the comments section whether or not so called, "black face" offends you. And be sure to subscribe to my YouTube channel. I will have a tutorial video of the red face costume A.S.A.P.! NO RACIST! I brush my teeth because I want them to be white! And I shit in a white toilet all of the time! So I could never be a racist! Subscribe now!

https://www.youtube.com/user/meetmagazine2/videos