Love and Hip Hop - New York SEASON 4 - Ep. 2 - Stray Bullet - Review, Recap, Opinion!

Love and Hip Hop | New York SEASON 4 | Episode 2 | Stray Bullet | Review | Recap | Opinion!

This installement in the Love and Hip Hop franchise starts off at Village Underground in NYC with Amina and Rich Dollaz. We are continuing from last weeks episode where Peter Gunz went to the bathroom and left thirsty Rich Dollaz with his hot wife! If the cameras weren't there, Rich would have humped her leg!


So Amina is open and honest with Rich. She lets the cornball know that She is married to Peter Gunz and even has a humungous tattoo of his fugly last name! Pankey? Really?

On a side note, Amina looks like the love child of R&B, pop Goddess, Aliyah. And the video game character, Baraka, from Moral Kombat!

Being Peters mail order German bride in secret is becoming very tiresome for Amina Buddafly. She is about start telling everybody! Who knows, maybe their marriage will be revoked. Seeing that he allegedly married her so she wouldn't be deported! And decapitated by Adolf!

Anyway, In the next scene, K Michelle and Paris are meeting up with Yandy Smith, at Pounds and Ounces in Chelsea NY.

They are having girl talk about K Michelle meeting a new man. She wants to meet a NY guy who wears tight undershirts and Timberland boots. AKA  a downlow brother.

Black women like K. Michelle are never satisfied until they contact the AIDS!
Kimberly lets us all know that she does not want a man with a hairless cat. Why you ask? Well apparently, the voices in her head are allergic to pussy...
cats!

We also find out that K Michelle does not approve of Rich Dollaz, because she thinks that he his is a loser! I find this to be completely ironic. Because I think that K Michelle and Rich would be a good match for each other! Two big mouthed, thirsty bitches!


So now were at The Attic, in Queens New York, with Nya Lee.
 Nya is a Rapper and an Erotic, I mean exotic dancer. And when I say exotic I mean bald! Seriously. She is baby bald! I mean, I've seen more edge, on a thin crust pizza! And I honestly would recommend a hair helmet in this case!

Anyway, this wack rapper named Nya Lee has been saving her trollop pennies from dancing and has been using it to fund her pseudo music business ventures.
And, that is one bad investment! She can't rap and she just looks a mess. I don't know whether or not she has a birth mark on her chest, or whether or not she spilled hot cocoa on herself. Or if she filmed a scat movie and didn't clean up afterwards!

In any event, if she gets a 360 deal. And ends up broke. She'll be very lucky!
This overconfident chick  claims to be one of the best dancers and even one of the best rappers. In reality, she sounds extremely mediocre. And her song with Jadakiss will downgrade his career.


So, thirsty Rich Dollaz stops by! He should have taken a cue form her necklace which reads, "I'm Rich Bitch". What kind of woman wears something so tacky? Oh yeah, a bald headed wanna be rapper and ex exotic dancer. So Rich and this rat start arguing like a couple of drunk woman.

And of all things to argue about, they were discussing Rich having a relationship with Erica Mena. Seriously bald eagle? She is super cocky, and has a dick looking head to go along with her cockiness! She's poking and stroking at Rich's ego, letting him know that she is that hairless cat. I mean that bitch! Meow!



Now we are at Mamajuan Cafe in Washington Heights NYC.
 Peter Tarzan Gunz,  is meeting up with Tara. And he brought a bouquet of flowers. Because that is what sorry broke men do!

Tara had a gut feeling in that he was cheating on her around the time when he got another woman pregnant. I guess she is having that gut feeling again. Unless she caught something from his feet! Anyway. According to her story line.  She feels that he needs to have boundaries with these other women.

Little does she know. All she needs to do is put garlic in Peter's pockets, and a cross on his neck to keep the long faced vampires away! Or she could threaten Amina with a stake to the heart!



Now we are being introduced to a rapper named Saigon, at Washington Square Park, in West Village NYC. Saigon is talking the mother of  his son. And this gapped tooth horse is named Erica Jean. Saigon got this chick and another chick pregnant about 1 month apart. So, his children will have a nice little story to tell when they get older.

We find out that Erica lives with her father. And Papa bear doesn't want Saigon around, not even near his own child!


 Erica lets us know that she always loved Brain, I mean Saigon! And she always wanted to have his baby. The two are thinking about starting an official relationship with each other. They both want to spend more time together to see whether or not they want want to be an actual dysfunctional couple.

 WOW! Now they have a freaking boring story line. In other words, they wont be on the show next season. And that's if the show is around at all. With all of the bad acting and staged scenes! Good luck Mona Scott, good luck!



Okay, now were at Columbus circle in Midtown New York.

Peter is confronting Amina about her telling thirsty Rich Dollaz about their secret marriage!

Peter told Amina that she needs to act like his wife. Amina claims that he is a "typical man". I guess she is a typical side order of french fries. She said that she wants to feel different than his family. She wants to be treated in a special way! Okay Princess of infidelity! You are supposed to be Peter's vacation away from his family! Provide the fun and shut the hell up!.

Anyway, Peter has 5 rules for Amina! And she broke one already. And that was  to never divulge the information, that they are married to anyone.
Peter claims to have a lot of deep dark secrets. Yes, such as the soles of his feet.
Amina is happy with Peter as a manager, but she needs him to be a better husband to her.

If he doesn't confess to their relationship to Tara, Amina will tell her!
and Peter will be living Uptown baby! In a box!

Peter is already living with Tara, the young lady in the shoe. Wanna live in a sandal Peter? If you think that your apartment is small now. LMAO! The alley you will be living in will make that shoe look like space. WOO!



Now were at Papa Juan's Cigar Room in Harlem NY.

Come to find out, Nya has a lot in common with my boo, Erica Mena.
She let's Erica in on the dirt about thirsty Rich! And how he was sniffing around at Nya's photo shoot, trying to recruit booty and artists.

And, do you believe, Erica still wants Rich to manage her? Nya believes that she has lost her mind. She feels that Rich is a dehydrated, thirsty Chihuahua looking cornball! So, I guess I do agree with Nya on something!


Erica and Nya will be shooting a music video and song together. And they want the music video to be whoorish! I mean, why be creative when you can be predictable, mediocre and generic?  They said it will be a 3 way between Erica Mena, Cyn Santana and me! I mean! They said that it will be a 3 some between Nya Lee, Erica Mena and their money!


Alright, so now we'll take  a visit to the basketball court with Peter Gunz and Saigon They used to mess around with groupies together and run the streets together. In other words, two pervy peas in a pod!

Peter lets Saigon know that, seeing that he was treated poorly by Erica Jean in the past, he needs to get a DNA test of his alleged child!

Saigon replies by telling Peter, that when he is with his daughter, people call her his twin. When he is with his son, people ask if that's his nephew.

And, I'm left wondering whether or note Peter ever requested that Tara takes a DNA test. Just saying. And we all know that Saigon asking snaggle puss to take a DNA test will go over about as well as Mama Jones trying to find work as a phone sex operator!



In our next scene Joe Budden and Tahiry Jose make a trip to 3XO in Soho NYC.


Joe is making a deposit into his relationship account like his therapist recommended.

 And that investment is in a custom pair of jeans for Tahiry's humongous BUTT CHEEKS! Which is of course for him to look at. Which means that he hooking her up and hooking himself up at the same time! Nice Budden! But stop using my moves!

Apparently, Tahiry, will be auditioning for a movie role! The film shoot will take about 4-6 weeks. And it will be in a tropical location. Joe asked if she is going to take the  therapist with her, that they committed to receive relationship advice from.

You see, trust and faith needs to be restored in their relationship! And the therapist is supposed to help them understand each other and grow as a couple. Once again Joe Budden! RED FLAG! She isn't the one! You two need a therapist? And you're not even married yet? Why get divorced later? DON'T DO IT GIRAFFE!

Joe wants to talk with the therapist about what's going on. She feels that Joe is being, "insecure". Which is girl talk for she just may have a 1 night stand while being away. And rationalize her dirty deed, because of the man being a stranger, from a far distant land. And no love or feelings being involved. So, it "doesn't count". Seeing that women are innumerate.

Just my take on it. I could be wrong. But me and wrong barely ever cross paths!



Now we are outside at some sort of restaurant or something. With thirsty Rich Dollaz and Yandy Smith. Hopefully Rich will be getting a drink for his dry throat! Every time we see him, he's looking thirsty for something!

This meeting of the minds, is about their new record label. They have Olivia and Loreal already and they are discussing Amina being their newest, failure, I mean recruit. Yeah, with a roster like that, they will be lucky to make any money. They'd be better off using the money to put Amina in the studio with Timbaland, Dr. Dre, Scott Storch and Wyclef Jean and working on Unique Hip Hop sounds reminiscent of the 2002 to 2007 music era. Now that would be money well spent!

Rich Dollaz tells Yandy about Amina and Peter's relationship. Which puts Yandy in a compromising position. She doesn't want backlash from Tara Wallace! She is damned if she she does and damned if she doesn't tell Tara!

In staged reality TV fashion, Yandy invited both Amina and Tara to K Michelle's party! Anyway Yandy has to go now. Cucumbers are on sale at Pathmark! And Mendecess isn't around so! She went to go handle her business, without me!

After Yandy goes to go take care of herself. One of the Marley sons pop up and site down to talk with Rich. I Don't know which one it is though. So don't ask me!


Anyways,  Saigon goes to talk with Erica Jean and he can't even come inside her house!

Her dad would bust out some old Kung Fu, Afro Ninja moves if he comes to the door. So he wisely stays put in his car!  Saigon thinks that he is a better man than what her father suspects.

Yeah I saw the video of Saigon sucker punching Prodigy of Mobb Deep in 2007. Saigon is a dangerous Ex convict and a thug! Saigon the Samurai!

Anyway, Erica Jean didn't want Saigon present when she gave birth to her son. And when she was pregnant, Saigon went on tour. Erica Jean was bitter because he wasn't around and she even pulled the female card!

But fuck all of that!

Saigon informs  Erica Jean, that the mother of his other children stated to him that Erica's child doesn't look like him. And that he wants a DNA test! Of course she wasn't the least bit happy by this request! She was spitting mad! She was so mad, that she almost spit another tooth out! And we all know that she can't afford to do that!

 Anyway. How embarrassing is it to receive a request like this on Television? A DNA test! Come on Saigon! You're foul son!Ask her off camera!


Anyway, now we are at Platinum Studio's in Hells Kitchen NYC!
Cory Gunz is in the studio with his engineer, and his dad Peter Tarzan Gunz walks in. We find out that Peter wanted Cory to be a Dr. or  Lawyer. However he decided to be a pretty good rapper instead! At least the little bit that I heard from him was okay.

Anyway, Korey lived up to his last name, Gunz, and was hit with a gun charge! Now he faces 3 years in jail. Dang Korey! That's what gun permits are for!

Their little chat is rudely interrupted with the devastating and earth shattering news that Amina Buddafly and Tara Wallace are about to be at K. Michelle's party together!

Peter runs barefoot! Like a bat out of Hell to get into his rented limo!

So, now we are at The Griffin, in the Meatpacking District of NYC.

Tara wants to have a good time with the girls as she calls it.
Yandy asks Tara, if she could imagine if Peter walked his behind up in the party. I expected her to say, as long as he's not barefoot! Then she doesn't care.

However , she turned it into a misandry based, male bashing fest and exclaimed, "I may cut his Dick off". Well, maybe he will cut your clit off someday. Man eater!

And of course Yandy and K Michelle thought this was so funny. As if they've never heard a woman talk about mutilating a mans genitals before. It's okay, people think it's funny that they are clipping clits in foreign countries. So laugh it up . How's that "equality" thing working for you?

Anyway! Peter is in his Limo on the way over. Looking goofey.
He has his hands on his face, and with lots of bad acting and editing. And he's  crying about how this was gonna mess his whole game up. I feel like I am going to puke!


Peter arrives of course, just in time to see Amina, right before she gets to the door. Neither of his women knew that he was coming. According to this fake story line!

Peter lets Amina know that she isn't going in the party and that she needs to leave with him. Because she has his word that he will tell Tara tomorrow. And Tara is crying and carrying on like a side chick from Hell!

 I could have sworn that he married her so that she wouldn't be deported back to Germany! She seems to take their relationship more seriously than she should. Well, then again, maybe they think that they are in love. News flash! You are not teenagers. Grow up! Ya'll aren't in love! You're in lust! The way that Erica Mena feels about me is called being IN LOVE!

If I was Peter, both Amina and Tara  would be living with me and we'd all be in the same house as one big happy family! They'd be sister wives and they'd be happy. You see men, "bitches" are like a business. And you fools don't know how to manage your business. This wouldn't happen to me. My girls would know each other  and love each other. Just a tip! You don't have to take my word for it!

Anyway, Amina, who is looking just like Aaliyah in that vampire movie, The Queen Of The Damned. Doesn't listen  him, she is tired of him telling her what to do. And she even goes to get into the line of the establishment to go in.

However after some thirsty begging, I mean coercion! Tarzan gets Jane to bounce with him! She says that if he doesn't come clean, she is going to choose where and when she tells Tara!

YADA YADA YADA, - That was about it for this bad acting. See you next week.
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