Burglar THUG steals candy from babies! Greedy GANGSTER!
Anthony Cornelson must love candy! The sugary treat possessed him to break into a community center in Kentucky that hosts the St. Matthews Little League.
A snitch! Possibly rival, Willa Wonka, called the local police department and said that their was stolen property in Antony's apartment. With the smell of donuts and bacon int he air, the pigs came running! The police may not respond fast in the hood, but their was sugar, aka the other cocaine, involved!
When officers arrived, the candy crusader was dumb enough to let them in!
He claimed that his apartment looked like Candy Land because he bought it from someone for $10.
With charges of 3 counts of burglary and 1 count of possession pf burglary tools. Cornelson will have to satisfy his sweet tooth with jail candy! Better known as penitentiary penis! Boner appetit!
Was the candy really worth having to drink penis colada?
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