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Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Sex with sandwich -Subway worker abuse of food - another pisses and freezes it

Sex with sandwich -Subway worker abuse of food - another pisses and freezes it.

 

 





Ian Jett.may not be intelligent enough to work very many jobs. And now that the bottom of the barrel, dead end ocdcupation of fast food worker has been scratched off his short list. The criminal may have to result to a life of crime as new employment!

The former Subway employee thought that laying his fetus sized penis, on a footlong piece of bread would be a cute little prank! The photo was posted on instagram by username weedpriest. Along with the statement, "my name is @Ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today"

 Even though Jett appears to be in his work uniform and in the possession of company bread. He had this to say about his actions. "I would never do that at work, it was at home," "This isn't something I'd ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke."

Apparently, birds of a feather do flock together! Or at least, nasty fast food workers work together.
Jett's co-worker Cameron Boggs posted a picture to his instagram of a bottle of frozen urine with the statement, "today at work I froze my pee".
 The two dimwits who worked at the Subway location at Tuttle Crossing Boulevard in Columbus Ohio Have since been fired!

 Subway public relations released this extremely generic statement.
"This isolated incident is not representative of SUBWAY Sandwich Artists™. These actions are not tolerated and the franchisee took immediate action to terminate the two employees involved."


On a side note.

I wonder if these two hot dog makers were worried about getting a yeast infection.
Luckily for Ian Jett, he didn't try to have sex with a loaf of honey oat bread. Couldn you imagine a piece of oat stuck in his pee hole. Looking like when you wake up in the morning with coal in your eye? Terrible visual!

Let me know what you think!

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