Mother locks son in room to drink alcohol with 26 minors! Florida crime time!

Mother locks son in room to drink alcohol with 26 minors! Florida crime time!

Police in Miami Florida walked into a party that could only be described as, looking like something out of one of those cheap Hollywood movies. The ones with the  b-list and c-list actors that is. Let me run down my check list here.


Bottles of alcohol littering the floor! CHECK?
16 Year old girl choking on her own vomit in the bathroom? CHECK!
 26 minors enjoying booze and debauchery? Check!
Party hosted by a 39 year old MILFITA (Mother, I'd Like to Fuck In The Ass)? CHECK!
Her 7 year old son locked in a room while a Greek orgy, in Babylon is going on outside of his door? CHECK!

Wait! Yeah, you heard me right! She locked her 7 year old up so that she could party with underage people! (mostly 14-17)  In fact, YOLO! You only Live Once! Kimberly Kiernan went so hard with the bottle that she pissed her pants!

 I wonder if she wears panties. Anyway.

Authorities kicked in the door and freed the child and called the Department of Children & Families Emergency Hotline.They should have called Bang Bros to get her a gig.
Then again. she'd make a great reality TV. show personality! She's a mess! Literally, a mess! The police found her hiding under a pile of clothing! Reports don't say whether or not panties were included.

Kimberly has since been set and released on $8,000 bail. She's been charged with cruelty towards a child,  26 counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. resisting an officer, and making a false report.


What do you get when you turn MOM upside down? WOW!  Waste Of Welfare!
Just another reason to lock my door when they walk bye!

Let me know what you think!