Love and Hip Hop New York Season 4 Episode 3 - Lez B Honest | Review| Recap | Opinion

Love and Hip Hop New York Season 4 Episode 3 - Lez B Honest | Review| Recap | Opinion

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The episode begins with Peter Gunz and Rich Dollas meeting up at the Gaslight bar in the Meat Packing District of New York City!

And Rich Dollas. The thirstiest man alive is having a drink, other than his usual "tea". For the record, "tea" is a slang term for gossip and drama. And Rich Dollas kidney looks like a little black kidney bean from drinking tea! I mean, this dude is always looking stressed out, pitiful, and or desperate or "thirsty"for something. That's why he's aging prematurely. Which explains why Erica Mena is always saying that Rich is looking old nowadays!

Peter Gunz on the other hand. He is looking a little old in the face because his  energy vampire wife is sucking the life out of him, with every touch of her lips. This mans forehead is so wrinkled, that it looks like a row of bacon. And what's really good with Peter looking down in his confessionals. You are not that tall. And if you wanna look pitiful to get sympathy votes, just remember Tarzan. You are not a puppy who peed on the floor. You're a man who pees on women!

Anyway. Peter is crying to Rich and trying to get him on his side. He wants at least 1 person to say something nice about him at his funeral, after these women kill him!


Thirsty Rich assure Peter that even though he is double dipping with the women. And possibly spreading diseases like a Mosquito. He's not a bad guy! Here is Riches completely insane, thirsty logic!

"The indiscretion makes you a creep. The feeling of trying not to hurt nobody, and be a good guy in the end, doesn't make you a bad person."

And this right here! Will go down as the dumbest thing I have ever heard a man say, in the history of humanity! I hate to say it, but Peter Gunz needs Dr. Phil Benzino to pay him a visit. Now Benzino would do his consultation outside of course in Peter natural habitat. Seeing that Peter is on that "Fuck your couch!" Shit! Benzino will not be having Peter put them feet on his sofa. NEVER!

Anyway!

In the next scene. We arrive at Sin City! A strip club in the Bronx New York!
UPTOWN BABY! Anyway! We meet up with Joe Budden and Nya Lee. Theirs stripper chicks all around, and one of them is all up in front the camera with no hips! I mean her tattoo on her love handle sticks out further than her hips do! Just saying!

Anyway. Nya Lee needs career advice from Joe Budden. A guy who is like, a 1 hit wonder form a song called "Pump It Up" - produced by Legendary hip hop DJ. Producer, and video game connoisseur, Just Blaze! And it's been about 10 years now that Pump It Up came out! So, she is a wack rapper, looking for advice from a never been. Yes, not a has been, a never been!

Now, I gotta pause for a second. This chick Nya Lee, with the bald head, and the scar on her chest, looks just like Sagat on Street Fighter 2! She needs to explain why she has bacon on her chest! I need to know, now!

So, Nya Lee opened up for Kendrick Lamar. And honestly. It's not that big of a deal. And she did a song with Jadakiss. Which is called paying for a "feature" for the record.
These are honestly not accomplishments. Who wants to hear a Nya Lee album? NOBODY! Not even her!

Joe Budden does this stupid comparison between Kendrick Lamar, Jadakiss, French Montana and Erica Mena. First off, if Kendrick Lamar wasn't produced by Dr. Dre, he wouldn't be where he is right now. Number 2, Jadakiss is a Hip Hop legend. And most definitely not for his recent business ventures. Which include getting a Tattoo on Black Ink Crew, and now doing a song with a wack stripper rapper. And number 3, doing a song with French Montana, a corny New York rapper who pretends to be a Southern rapper is an insult! Why would he wanna take ASAP Rocky's job like that!

 Anyway, Joe thinks that a novice can't help a novice get anywhere. And I am left having flashbacks to 2012, when Joe Budden went a woman hunt at his Oakland California concert. And pulled a Bon Qui Qui! Girlfriend, Joe Budden had security remove a young lady from his concert! Why you ask? She tweeted out a picture of the small audience and said, “I wish this picture really captured how dead it is in here at this joe budden concert.”

It was so empty in there, they found her fast! And escorted her out of the place like she violated, like that. So basically, is taking advice from Joe Budden a good idea Nya? Might as well have change her name to aNyaLate! (Annihilate ) Because, you could be making a career ending move!

In the next scene. Tara Wallace is meeting up with that sorry Peter Gunz character at Platinum Studios in New York City.

Peter is finally confessing to Tara that he cheated on her with Amina Buddafly. He fails to mention their marriage. But he does admit to the infidelity. And Tara is pissed! She hops up like a grass hopper and starts smacking on Peter! And even kicks his guitar! I thought that she was gonna pulled a Honky Tonk man, from WWF, wrestling. And smash his guitar on his head! - Tara claims that she never cheated on Peter in the last 13 years and yada yada yada! Of course this scene is fake! But, umm, Tara. What's going on with a rebound? We can video tape it and send it to Peter if you want to!
OWWW!


In the next scene, Erica Big Booty Jean! Meets up with her best friend, Mystik. At Brooklyn Industries clothing store in Soho New York City. And this was pretty much a bunch of girl blabbing about Saigon and that paternity test situation! Mystik, feels that Erica should take the paternity test so that they can move on from this boring storyline, I mean ridiculous situation.

Side note. Mystik looks like the mixed version of Big Ang from Mob Wives, and Miami Monkey! She has that whole, evolution diagram look to her! You know, when they show you a monkey at stage 1 and then at stage 5 is a human? Yeah, she's stuck at about 3 and half! Life has been rough to her obviously!

In the next scene, Amina Buddafly and Peter Gunz are at B Smith's in Hells Kitchen New York City! And Peter lets Amina know that he didn't tell Tara that he loves her because, she didn't ask, and he didn't want to hurt her feelings anymore than he already has! Wow, sounds exactly like something that a female would say.

 Let me explain something to the women right now! The fact that these two beautiful women put up with this mess, is why so many men do stuff like this! Because a lot of you WANT a man to do this. It gives you something to do! It's a hobby for ya'll to eat and shop and gossip about nonsense like this! Women are a business, and you gotta know how to manage your business. And Tara is the wrong partner.


In the next scene. We are at Quad Studio in Midtown New York City. With Nya Lee and my boo thing, Erica Mena! These two Bi-friendly girls are discussing Erica not being 100% into this garbage song that they are supposed to be doing together. And Erica is wearing her "Mommy jeans". So her but looks like a rung out sponge! Not flattering in the least bit!

Anyway! Nya turns a really terrible beat on and begins rapping nonsense about money and being bald, or whatever she was talking about! And I'm about to throw up! The beat was trash, the rhymes were trash. His haircut is trash. She is just. I wish she would retire already! And the first single hasn't even been released yet!

She, out of the indigo blue begins attacking my girl Erica Mena over nothing! Just like she did with Rich Dollas! She is yelling at Erica! Like she doesn't know that Erica is crazy too! I'm just glad that it didn't turn physical! In a nut shell they will not be doing the song together! Which is good for Erica's career in the long run! She needs to be in the studio with me!

 In the next Scene, the beautiful Tara Wallace is walking barefoot in her shoe sized apartment. Production made sure to show the fact that they cleaned her floors for her! Thank you VH1! Your cleaning crew is something special. You see, VH1 showed Tara's newly cleaned floors with the same editing that they shoot butt shots! And I can't be the only one that notices that big clump of dirt to the left! Peter!

Anyway, this is the most ridiculously staged scene I have ever seen in reality TV. history! They show Tara, with her feet on her sofa, looking at digital pictures of her children and Peter Gunz! And before I say something messed up and get myself shot at. I am going to move on to the next scene!

 Yandy Smith and Tara go to have a cup of Coffee at McCoy, in Greenwich Village, New York City. It was one of these silly girl talk scenes.  The fact that they are so pretty, and Yandy had on some pretty earrings were like, the only things that kept me awake. I was about to  fell asleep! *Yawns* Moving on.

So, in the next scene we are at Casa La Femme in New York City with Erica Mena and Cyn Santana! The two lesbian lover ladies are sitting down to eat! A meal that is! Get your minds out of the gutter! We find out that Cyn is a down to earth, low maintenance chick! HELL YEAH! She'd rather go eat at Chipotle!

 Pretty much this scene is two big booty Latina models talking nasty and showing a bunch of cleavage! It's pretty much a lotion and paper towels scene! That's what this is!
And it is slightly ruined by the fact that Erica Mena's teeth are so yellow. She looks like she eats crayons! And shits coloring books! I never noticed this! And it is probably the lighting! But anyway!

We are back at Joe Budden's house in Edgewater New Jersey. And as always, production made sure to get a gratuitous  shot of Tahiry Jose's BIG BUTT! They always do this to her, Erica Jean and Karlie Redd! They do it to probably all of the chicks. But these women especially!

So, Tahiry is looking cute in her White blouse and long tight peach colored skirt. And she has on a 10 gallon hair hat! I mean her hair helmet is so long it looks like a cape! She has so much weave in her head, Tommy Sotomayor would die if he saw this! Or at least faint!

Anyway! Tahiry, according to her corny story line got the movie role, as I expected. And she will be away for 4 - 6 weeks on an island. Probably drinking with topless, strange men everywhere. And as a man. I wouldn't in 1 million years stay in this relationship. No chick is gonna go be up in 100's or thousands of men's faces, in a vacation like atmosphere with alcohol and music. And I stay with her. That is an environment for loose and single people. So. I'd give her the deuces in a second! I would have already moved on!

No Kidding! And I would NOT have asked her to not go. No discussion needed! When she contemplated going. I would have pulled my phone out. Showed her herself in there and deleted her in front of her face and walked away. She would have been left at the Jean's store with the bill for them custom jeans. END OF STORY! No hard feelings! Women are a business. And I would have shut the doors and went out of business at that moment! Damn right, let's go!

So anyway! This scene is so staged I contemplated not speaking about it and ignoring it. But, I'll take a crack at it! Tahiry is on the bed with Joe letting him know that she is about go cheat on him with mad guys and have drunk orgies or whatever. And she magically out of no where, finds a piece of hair that she probably planted herself to have an excuse to stray from him. She picks it up and starts asking questions!  Acting like Columbo, or Kojak or something!

 Joe Budden claims that he was merely chatting with a "friend" on their bed.
Tahiry claims that Joe Budden is more filthy than Peter! And that he never changes his filthy, disgusting sheets. She changes them!

So I see he doesn't want her to go away now! Mimi isn't the only maid on this series!

Tahiry, the "Latina maid" should really work some of those missing children's cases with the police! Because she hunted down and located the dirty sheets and pillow cases really fast!

This scene is just so staged! The pillow case was covered with foundation. Implying that Joe is down for the prone bone, and he's a smotherer! Stop stealing my moves dude!
So, Tahiry ends up storming out upset over what she finds, and Mona needs to hire me to write for her. Because this was bad, even for VH1!

Anyway!

Now we are at Hard Grove in Jersey City New Jersey! For a meeting between Rich and Yandy. And Yandy is being messy. She pretty much states that she is team Tara and that Tara will be confronting Amina. Like, she will make it happen, if she has to! Yandy is being so unprofessional, and so personal about her friendship and loyalty to Tara that she's about to walk away from signing Amina altogether. And Rich of all people is thinking business, and letting Yandy know that she needs to focus on Amina's talents at rocking the mic on stage and not the bed room! Rich is right for once.


Now we're at Saigon's house in Nanuet New York. With Saigon, Erica Jean and their, to be determined son. Saigon walks into the room with a present. A cheap DNA test! I mean, if the ones that they use on these talk shows, are 99% accurate. This one is probably 9% accurate! Fuck outta here with that cheap test!
I learned two things about Saigon from this scene. #1 He buys cheap DNA tests and #2. Amina the Vampire would never go for a guy like Saigon! Because he has no neck! He's one of them dudes that gotta turn their whole body to look to the side!

So, in the next scene, we visit the Blue Flame Agency in Midtown New York City, to check in on Rich Dollas and Erica Mena. They are having a business meeting. And Rich is on the phone when she walks in, And she must have on 2 push up bras! They first discuss the negativity that went down with Nya Lee, aka Ms. Bacon Breasts!

Now, for the good part! Erica let's thirsty Rich know that she is coming out with another book, a calender, and she even has girlfriend now! And Rich nearly died of thirst twice! Think about it, everytime Rich is in a scene, other than the confessional. He has a drink! And no, I am not kidding!

For the record. All of you broke chicks that like to make fun of my Boo Erica Mena, now you know what she does to make money! She is an author of 2 books, a model and an actress! So stop fronting like you can compare.Just saying! Stop the HATE!

In the next scene, we are at the Rustik club in Brooklyn, New York City and my beautiful butterfly Amina is singing and playing her keyboard! She has a long gorgeous Lara Croft from Tomb Raider pony tail, with an attractive, strong, Baraka from Mortal Kombat face to match! My kind of Vampire!

Anyway, after leaving the stage, Amina sits down with Rich and Yandy. And Yandy is being so nasty and tacky. By throwing jabs at Amina! She then asks Amina whether or not she is a star. Amina emphatically says "YES!" And Yanda asks her why she would play second. Right as Tara walks in and sits down.

So, Tara sits down right. And Amina and Tara are talking things out. And Amina is like, look, I didn't know about the other child. I didn't know that ya'lls situation was quite so serious and I only knew about one baby that you had with him yada yada yada!

Anyway, things start to get heated up. Tara calls Amina an "Outlet" and Amina just so happens to have her social security card, birth certificate, marriage license, or drivers license, TransVampire-sexual card, I don't know what the hell it was! But it was in the same place that my mind was. In her bra!

Anyway, she puts whatever this document, card or whatever it was on the table for Tara to look at. And she ask, "I'm an outlet? I'm his wife! And ain't nothing fake about that!" While standing.

AND OH LORD!

Tara hops up and slaps the VAMPIRE out of Amina! I honestly turtle headed! You know when a little piece of feces peaks out of your butt like a turtles head peaking out of it's shell? Yeah! I had one of those moments! I was scared! Tara viciously attacked Amina with so much ferocity that Yandy, the one who set up the fight, had to pull Tara back once it started! Their were at least 5 security men, and that was not enough strength to hold the Tara and Amina back from killing each other! It was terrible! My least favorite scene of the whole show. And the craziest part of it, is that Rich was acting really thirsty and feminine, by laughing and smiling.

And am I the only one that noticed Tara's make up on the back of the Asian security mans shirt? Yeah, we now know who was "hanging out" with Joe Budden! Case solved!

Anyway! Note for women. Girls fighting is very unattractive. And if these two are going to fight over Peter Gunz like this. They need to be fighting over whose gonna scrape that shit off the bottom of his foot! Of all men in the world. Peter? Anyway!

That was about it! Amina was carried out of the club by security, even though it was her own concert, show or whatever! And she wasn't done performing yet! They removed her!

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